#LIKE… ughhhhhhh

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

you know how ive told you guys that people think im homophobic when i make gay jokes because they cant tell im a lesbian? well, maybe you dont, but it happened again and idk what to do. i made a joke that from a straight woman, would sound homophobic, and i made it in a gc with my two best friends and their other friend. we’re all gay, and the other friend knows i’m a lesbian- after i made the joke i literally clarified. but he got mad and kicked me out of the gc and i can’t join again and i’m literally so confused because i keep getting accused of being homophobic… i literally love women, i have a girlfriend

#oh and this person knows and dislikes my girlfriend #which pissed me off #the kinda jokes i make are the kind mickey milkovich makes about gay men #I AM NOT BEING SERIOUS #I AM A VAGINA FUCKER #A PROUD ONE #LIKE… ughhhhhhh #sorry my hobbies are fashion cosmetology and art maybe i look like a straight woman because of that but im not #like at all #and i havent been since like ever i never even bothered to hide my lesbianism i came out at like 10 #i think this is what i get for my inability to be serious

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away. #then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again. #ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about) #hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good. #xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!

[totalfreak000]

ALL YOUR PROGRESS… EVERYONE’S MEMORIES…. I’LL BRING THEM ALL BACK TO ZERO!!!

#digital art #artists on tumblr #undertale #utdr #asriel undertale #asriel fanart #asriel dreemurr #undertale fanart #my art #THIS STUPID KIDDDDDD UGHHHHHHH #finally a drawing i actually like >:-( #bright colors

[snowheartsz]

I think we moved on from this WAY too quickly

#I LOVE HIM!!! I LOVE HIMMMM #GOD THE WAY HE REACTED WAS SO 2016 DILF #IM SO SORRY IF THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE BUT UGH #THE SUPPORT #THE SMILE #UGHHHHHHH #“you like girls??? me too!! we have so much in common :D” #okay peepaw let’s get you to bed #hazbinhotel #hazbin hotel #hazbin charlie #hazbin chaggie #hazbin lucifer #hazbin vaggie #wlw #lesbianism #we love to see it #he’s so me (emotionally unattached and autistic)

[yearning-gay]

casual impregnation. idk. just being told by a friend or something that they wanna nut in you like it's a normal thing to do and just giving access to them, so they lube up your pussy and warm you up enough so they can slip inside and get off. you get help with the cleaning up because it's the polite thing to do sure and you're obviously thanked for it but it's just an entirely casual process. no big deal. you start to show after a few weeks and just laugh it off. oh yeah they came inside me a while ago! might do it again the next time i see them, haven't gotten around to mentioning this to them yet i've just had so much going on haha. oh what, you need to get off too? i mean sure, it's not gonna get me any more pregnant though you missed your chance on that this time. maybe hit me up on that after nine months, if you wanna call dibs i'll honor that for sure! :)

#jack.txt #t4t nsft #nsft trans #trans nsft #nblnb nsft #nb nsft #nblm nsft #nblw nsft #tw pregnancy #i love casual shit with things that have like heavy consequences or whatever ughhhhhhh 💞💞💞

[skitskatdacat63]

Please take my low effort shitpost of our two Aston flopboys

Basically:

#credits to c for the 'ill bite you' #truly my magnum opus what can i say #idk i wanna draw something legit for the 'you threw me to the lions' quote #but like this idea haunted me LMAO #just because it is truly vettonso weekend *for me*(and all the other dedicated vettonso lovers) #im not too legitimately upset abt nando bcs im pretty happy for osc but like also his radios made me SADDDDDDD #this was the first time he really sounded legit upset and flustered :( #AND HE DIDNT GET THE KISS TROPHY UGHHHHHHH #so as c and i were talking about: seb is his kissy trophy 🥰 #god i really hope you dont mind all the vettonso posting this wknd dhjfkg its a lot of fun for me! #also i hate that i have the compulsion to listen to early 2010s hits whenever i draw vettonso LMAO #gets me into thr mood yknow #fernando should listen to firework by katy perry i think it could fix him #2023 japanese gp #vettonso #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #f1 fanart #catie.art.

[napping-sapphic]

Crazy how i’m not being kissed hard enough to forget everyone who has ever hurt me rn

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #ughhhhhhh #so many things i wish i could get out of my head lately #even for just like a second #sometimes life is just a constant mantra of ‘things will get better eventually’ ad infinum #for over ten years #it is not eventually yet and i hate it so so much #STOP letting me think about my feelings on no sleep it sucks #a relationship would NOT fix me #but god sometimes i want to try it anyway #ignore meeeee #im a mess rn #going THROUGH it #with NO kissing too!! #honestly a rude addition on top of everything else smh #im gay and i like sleeping

[molinaesque]

Ebenezer Scrooge + Prudence (Scrooge: A Christmas Carol, 2022)

#ebenezer scrooge #prudence #scrooge: a christmas carol #scrooge a christmas carol #film #animation #scroogegifs #i live for scrooge's affinity for animals even at his most hateful #that and his softness when it comes to his sister and his ex ughhhhhhh #like there's an underwhelming and underlying guilt and shame and sorrow regarding those situations because deep down he knows its his fault

[y-rhywbeth2]

Sometimes I consider multiclassing my Durge as barbarian (just the whole rage and bloodlust angle). But I also love the innate spellcasting of sorcery (which is the favoured class for Bhaalspawn, by 3.5e rules - The ideal default subclass is a Divine Soul Sorcerer and I will die on this hill)

Honestly, most of the classes bring something interesting to their past as a Deathbringer.

Rogues, naturally. Assassin is a subclass for a reason, was Bhaal's thing in life, and Bhaalists sponsor thieves guilds as well as assassins. -

Bards, as the rouge+ class, make great assassins: They're personable and welcomed, they've got a reputation for seduction, people hire them to come to them... -

Druid assassins? Who'd see somebody mauled by an animal or dead by venomous bite and have humanoid assassin as their first guess? Death is natural; all things kill and feed on death. -_

Fighter: Trained your body and mastered all the weapons for the purpose of killing people in a variety of interesting ways. -

Monks: practice mental and physical discipline until your entire body is a lethal weapon. _

Rangers are trackers and hunters who are familiar with the natural world (and its many poisons) - simply hunt people instead of animals. Also natural assassins. -

Wizards are also great murders, depending on how you use their spells. Specialise in necromancy and you can recycle your victims! The hold spell is a godsend for killing people without them calling for help. Also Bhaal was High Netherese, and that place was all about magic so hereditary stuff and blah. -

Sadly we cannot be Clerics of Bhaal (booo), but I can pretend that Durge just fished around for an impression of what god they served and went with the first one that came to mind/seemed likely -

Paladin... I don't care much for 5e's paladins, but having a sworn oath of blind loyalty to Bhaal as your liege, Blackguard style, can be fun.

-

Warlock is an odd one. Did Durge try to make a deal with a powerful being to try to escape/understand the Urge before they knew what it was? Did they try to escape their fate through a deal? I'd suggest the pact could be with one of Bhaal's servants, but only the Fiend pact works for that...

#I stick with single classing as a Ranger for feats #And because we only go to level 12 #But ughhhhhhh #God I love them all #Ranger/Barbarian/Sorcerer at least?? #durge #babbling #edgelord hours #I'm boring and like my Paladins strictly LG

[phatcatphergus]

Tubbo saying that he doesn’t want to teleport because of the 5 coins but realized that sunny wanted her rabbit (which is more expensive) and didn’t say a thing

Ouch ouch ouch

#this hits so close to home like #ughhhhhhh #he loves sunny so so much #he just wanted her to b happy #even if it means he has to sacrifice for it #qsmp #tubbo #qsmp tubbo #tubbo liveblogging

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Me, a person with 4c hair everytime artists redo Hobies hair to make his freeform locs more manicured:

Me and my black OC watching as they only do this to Hobie in specific:

#You know there's been a trend lately #especially this w-Let me shut the hell up #idk it's like y'all never redo Pavi's hair or Miles #it's JUST Hobie #why #UGHHHHHHH #what's wrong with his hair? 🤨 #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk

[lunelicmoone]

saw this picture again and i suddenly became really nostalgiac ab ctntduo??? like fawk i really gotta finish my finale fic now huh

#ctntduo #c!tntduo #c!tnt duo #tnt duo #tntduo #like. UGHHHHHHH. them.

[capybara739]

This ep was so special I love you tome 😢😢 saur much

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #tome kurata #mp100 s3 #my art #2022 #my eepy beepy daughter♡♡ #acting as if I'm not literally barely older than her #i didnt like the inukawa thingy at the end tho....bro.... #ik it was in manga but its just WEIRD and ughhhhhhh #explodes that part with my mind

[noodibranch]

skylander posting in the year of our lord 2023? more likely than you think

#skylanders #spyro #cynder #spyros adventure #dragons #ughhhhhhh i need skylander remake NOW activision #i dont care if you dont like skylanders spyro and cynder #cope

[pup-pee]

jokes @ night r not funny in the morning,,,

originally the blue was green but then i decided 2 b pan

#dont even ask me what i was trying 2 accomplish #CAUSE IDKKK #sighs @ least they look cute igg #bart is still hard 4 ne 2 draw idk sobbs #also i seem 2 draw him in a lot of tanktops while i draw kon in a lot of crop tops #i just ????????? #anyways i literally have no idea wtf this means #it was supposed 2 b silly & funny but if ur evil u could make it angsty #not me thoo…..i would neever #cause what kind of sick freak does that #((its me im the sick freak)) #no but this is supposed 2 b silly ITS JUST RLLY NOT FUNNY IDK #konbart #kart #still 2 scared 2 but it in their main tags or whateverrrr #NO BC LIKE I DONT WANNA GET RIPPED APART #omggg the reason y it looks more angst is bc i put the ‘dw’ isnt itttt #ughhhhhhh #ok sure whatever GRRR AAAAAA #i have a better kart drawing idea but this 1 was easier 2 draw #brrrr #i feel like im just mostly going 2 b drawing kart 2day oh man #((i say this like i dont draw them everyday)) #puppee art #holy u can rlly tell i h8 stabalizers batman #i say ‘line arts my fav part’ but i dont actually do nice line art idfkkk yyyy but mayb its bc u dont need clean lineart 2 render stuff??? #@ least i dont #man i should render smth its been so long since ive like ‘completed’ a full drawingg #HELP IM STILL UPSET HOW I DREW BART I LIKE I JUST DONT WANT 2 DRAW HIM LOOKING LIKE A KID BUT LIKE OTS KINDA HARD WHEN HES NEXT 2 KON THIS I

[beanghostprincess]

here's a lil something from this silly lil zolu/sanuso one-shot i'm writing about usopp and luffy being close besties and sanji and zoro being jealous bc they're stupid af

thanks @leiatroublecat for the inspiration kind of and i'm sorry i made your silly fluffy pining thing angsty but i swear on ace's grave the rest of the fic is adorable and funny this is just a page (▔﹏▔)

#i know this does not seem silly or little #but have you considered that i'm uncapable of writing fluff without angst #please somebody help i have serious issues #i took my moots silly idea and made it hurt/comfort and deeper than it is bc i'm mentally ill #THIS WASN'T EVEN THE PLOT I'M SO SORRY #ughhhhhhh i hate being like this i love you mootie #sanuso #zolu #sanji #usopp #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #one piece