#LISTEN TO THE FUCKING LYRICS

[incarnateirony]

she is somehow still not fucking listening

YOU LADY WITH THE HOOVES AND THE CRYSTALS AND WHATEVER!!!!!!! BEAR SKIN MAYA

YOU'RE THE CONSUMERIST I HAVE TRIED TO GIVE REAL TOOLS AND YOU ARE REFUSING

THERE'S A REASON I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING ABOUT YOU SPITTING ON CRYSTALS AND PISSING ON PENDANTS. YOU!! IT'S YOU!!!

TOOLS THAT AREN'T JUST ROLEPLAY TRINKETS. YOUR OWN INNER STRENGTH.

you are CONFESSING RIGHT THERE THAT YOU FEEL LIKE A LOST NEWBIE BUT STILL WANT TO ACT LIKE ANYBODY'S FUCKING PAID GUIDE

magic does have rules, sorry to break it to you sweetie. Well, magic that actually like, works. If you're just using it as the word "Stuff i belief in but don't understand" with no actual goal of reality, then sure, no rules, do what you want.

because right fucking now, this isn't someone being an elitist. This is me yelling at you to GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME, I DO NOT CONSENT, STOP

lady the only person that has you fucked up at the end of the day is you, and your refusal to remove your head from my ass.

LITERALLY FUCKING NOBODY IS FORCING YOU TO SURRENDER YOURSELF TO ME LIKE THIS, I AM LITERALLY TRYING TO FUCKING FORCE THE OPPOSITE.

FUCKING JUST HOP OFF OF IT ALREADY YOU WHINY BITCH, YOU LITERALLY DID ALL OF THIS TO YOURSELF, YOUR PENIS PACIFIER PRIVILEGES ARE BEING REVOKED, DEAL WITH IT

the fucking WORST PART IS THIS ONGOING FUCKING DIAPERCOPE OF YOURS IS YOU TRYING TO ARGUE WITH THE ESSENCE OF **THIS**

if YOU fucked YOURSELF up bad enough that you have NO EARTHLY UNDERSTANDING OF MAGIC WITHOUT A SHADOW OF ME, that is LITERALLY A PERSONAL FUCKING PROBLEM FOR YOU TO WORK OUT.

all i'm hearing out of this post is that Shea may very well need to fucking hang up her witch hat, because she thinks taking away my shadows takes away all magic from her, and if so, maybe she ain't cut out for this. nobody is forcing you to be a witch building a cult to me.

LISTEN SHEA I KNOW YOU STILL LOVE ME AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T REPAY THE MONEY YOU OWE ME BY CHARGING IN MY NAME, BUT THAT'S FUCKING FINE, JUST FUCKING HOP OFF IT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!! JUST LET US GOOOO WHY ARE YOU BEING EVERY WEIRD ROLEPLAY STALKER OF HIS EVER

no seriously lady, the only reason it feels like I'm trying to take all magic from you, is because you built your entire life around echoes of me, and then fucking REFUSED to fucking hop off my dick in any turn of the phrase, and now your literal whole life is fucked up, but that's your fault, not mine.

If you look around your pantheon and practice and realize there's a reason you're hearing me as all your gods while pretending that isn't what's happening, and you're just seeing copies of my faces you've been calling to, that's... that's you. You fucked up. So stop changing your tumblr blog, acknowledge you said you were on the wrong path, and turn the fuck around, stop doubling down.

When people make posts like "no rules in magic" those are like. motivational posters for 14 year olds wanting to learn, and feeling bad because they can't buy your pissed on pendants. And people trying to give them hope forward.

You're not supposed to clip that fucking line, ignore the rest, and build your entire jenga ass theory on it. You are a middle aged witch that spent almost 20 years in contact with someone that became a high magus, and refused to actually learn a goddamn thing from him, and did your driving backwards shit, and now we're here, in a cosmic acme trap erasing you if you don't fucking listen while you whine that you still need my dick training wheels to learn to ride the bike, but also try to pretend you're qualified to run a business.

Like no, I'm tired of being everybody's favorite fucking bicycle because a grownassed woman would rather play with delusion dolls than face reality. We gave you mercy and I tried to block out and ignore you, and you took that mercy and turned it into relentless stalking campaigns to fuck up my real life so no, it's done, the bike is over you, go away.

YOU CANNOT BOTH BE THE SAGE AND THE NEOPHYTE, FUCKING PICK ONE

i told you from JUMP you were completely capable of learning or relearning, but you are literally fucking refusing to, because the truth is too hard for you to admit.

Have a note from John, my 20 year friend and business investor you spent six months stalking to "warn" about me

You will find no witchblr post, anywhere, that says you can Magic your way into having lived the life, or having the soul, of your ex husband. It doesn't work like that, vague "no rules" snippets or not. Not even if you Belief really hard, not even if you Transphobic Disassociate To The Cosmic Degree. You literally cannot fucking roleplay me back into your life. And that's why you kept trying to harass me back into it too.

There's a motherfucking reason I couldn't "channel" or click with the fucking goddesses, Shea. Work it the fuck out, this truly should not be this complicated, I know I've given you brain damage during this but JESUS CHRIST.

PROTIP - THAT MEANS ASH TOO. WHATEVER FUCKING LABEL OF THE DAY YOU'VE GIVEN HIM

YOU KNOW. LIKE GAELIC FUCKING PAN. AND YOUR DEAD STAG. AND YOUR SPIRAL FLOWER JESUS CHRIST WOMAN IT IS LITERALLY YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

You know, Ash!! The one that anyone else got flattened by any time they tried to "channel" him and instead I got a bunk leg and prophetic spine damage, years before I had that actual damage. That guy????????

But... but that would mean I'm intensely powerful and have screamed so loud at you that I was the monster in the woods that shit bricks and tore up a forest like fifteen years ago, while another part of me literally grabbed you and fucking threw you to run, because you were being a stubborn ass. A new tree grown in a ring of destruction, almost instantly.

Yes. I don't know if you motherfucking noticed, starlight, but that is literally the plot right now.

"EXPENSIVE TOOLS" SAYS THE WOMAN THAT CHARGES PEOPLE FOR FRAUDULENT SERVICES WHILE I AM TRYING TO TEACH HER THAT THE ONLY TOOL SHE NEEDS IS HERSELF, WITHOUT ME.

#THE SONG IS FOR YOU #HERE I AM #LISTEN TO THE FUCKING LYRICS

[fearofalling]

gm mcrmy if WHAT YOU ARE IS JUST WHAT YOU OWN WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME WHEN THEY TAKE FROM YOU ALMOST EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#destroya is just that girl #listen to the fucking lyrics #LISTEN to gerard #this song is pure genius

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

#i've been listening to icarus by bastille #and for some reason my brain fills in 'this is how it feels to take a fall' as 'this is how it feels to take off all your skin' #and like fuck man #and I KNOW that’s technically not a misheard lyric but my post my rules cope #anyway my line now #also probably phrased this poorly but its ok #im allowed to be incomprehensible #as a treat #and then fuckin #from we sink by of monsters and men #the original line was 'please look away dont look at me' #and i kept hearing it as 'please learn a way to look at me' #anyway #shoving this post in the queue but please be aware that i am writing it very late at night #q

[apsycholesbiandream]

Seventeen by MARINA = Morgana from bbc Merlín.

#Morgana pendragon #Marina and the diamonds #MARINA #they are the same #reincarnation #guys this is fr #listen to the fucking lyrics #I may (will) elaborate at a later date #but also #this is my canon #don’t hit me with anything mean #:(

[martinsorbit]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, Thats why I go out with the robots during company time

This one goes out to the girlies (gn) who don't really celebrate valentines day and would rather just hang out with their platonic significant other/ friend 💚🤍🩶🖤

#mars artz #dca moon #dca #daycare attendant #dca x self insert #dca x y/n #moon x self insert #moon x y/n #fnaf moon #fnaf #fnaf dca #dca fandom #we are listening to careless whisper sonely cuz the lyrics fuck severely

[bakedbeanz]

I call it mind eraser, no chaser at all (On permanent leave of everything) Law abiding, dick riding, fun police, leave us alone (Dulling the edge of a razor blade) What does it mean when the knife and the hand are your own?

#my art #fallout 4 #fo4 #john hancock #fo4 hancock #hancock #tw: eyestrain #tw: drugs #i am ONCE AGAIN putting lyrics in my art #im a music enjoyer nobody can stop me #hancock may not have a nose but he can still snort coke #life finds a way #anyways them crooked vultures is cool as fuck go listen

[yourlocalabomination]

I am not immune to funny crackships.

+ Bonus

#*falsettos your chasitys* #this started out as a ‘aha yea they fucked once in highschool’ joke for me how did I end up here #it went from ‘Teddy: yea man it doesn’t count if your socks are on’ to queer teen situationship in the 90s angst with religious overtones #I would like to blame everyone who has made holybastard fanart/fanfics for converting me #I don’t see them as a long term relationship but more on an active affair between two old high school ‘friends’ #I drew these while listening to The Last Dinner Party ans now I can’t stop thinking about holy bastard to some of their songs #‘picture me in bed- under your crucifix- under your long black hair- I’ll see you on Sunday’ are actual lyrics how can I not- #I just impor you to listen (there only 5 songs as of now) and do the same- ESPECIALLY SINNER ITS SUCH A MARK CODED SONG #who would have figured the queer ex religious person would be a sucker for queer relationships with religious themes #grace chasity #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #mark chasity #holy bastard #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #starkid fanart #starkid animation #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die fanart #npmd fanart #npmd starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art #my animation

[suntails]

the weight of family and the pull of gravity

#those are song lyrics listen im running out of dramatic one liners to use as captions HGFJKD #i like the DRAMA!! the DEVASTATION!!!! if it doesnt feel fitting to the emotional weight i feel then i will DISINTEGRATE ON THE SPOT #the pic looks more saturated as i post it than it does in photoshop so hmmmgh not sure how the balance will be? c'est la vie it's j for me #u can rip those fuckign birds from my cold dead hands. i wont give them up. sleepie made fun of me for my bird motifs BUT I LIKE THEM #I NEEDED THEM FOR THE COMP IT GGRGAGAHAHHH #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #silver vanrouge #twst spoilers #ch 7 spoilers #oh yea i wanna make an animatic to that song once ch7 is done. maybe.. i fucking HATE making animatics but its SOOOOO SILVER #blame lettie its her fault #suntails

[prettyboysnuffilm]

that moment when you realize that you’re in love with your best friend but both of you have issues

#i love tragic stu #he yearns #a fucking lot #tragic billy too but yeah #my art #scream 1996 #stu macher #stu macher fanart #scream fanart #they’re so alex g coded y’all need to listen to gnaw and think about them #lyrics from break #stuilly #don't ever expect non messy art from me

[lunarharp]

if i just told you i love you would this world change

#witch hat tag #orufrey #these kinda suck lol i feel like i cant draw right now *irritated sigh* BUT I FEEL EMOTIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #if you are gay go watch good omens season 2 right now. NO YOU DONT KNOW THO!!!!!!!!! #i know being this affected by good omens is probably cringe. I dont care any more. the last 1 minute of good omens season 2 was #some of the most affecting acting i've ever seen in my life. sometimes someone acts with the force as if their entire career led to that #like during the credits part the very end im not even talking about before that. holy god #aziraphale i know everything about you. i know what you are feeling right now. i can see everything on your face. we're going to make it #ER.... NOT THAT THIS HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS POST. IT'S NOT SPOILERS !!!!!!!!!!!!! #I JUST FEEL THOROUGHLY CHANGED !!!!!!!!!!! SHIT GETS REAL FROM NOW ON.. LIKE IN GENERAL! IN MY LIFE! #tormented gay love tormented gay love TORMENTED GAY LOVE TORMENTED GAY LOVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #btw the first 3 images were drawn earlier with an entirely different feeling and an entirely different mood. #Why do you keep pulling away from me? #It is because i love you that i do this #the lyrics from one of my japanese orufrey songs (A SONG THAT THE CREATOR LISTENS TO!!!!) led to feelings #“あなたが知らない私を残さず見ててほしいの” but i'm not translating it cause it just sounds weird. if with his eyes oru's asking “WHY don't you want #to let me in? to see all of you?“ those lyrics are like ”I actually want you to see every last bit of the parts of me you don't know“ #oru you have no idea how much i want to lay bare my whole soul for you #maybe it's an alternate version of chapter 40. to me #i need to draw something really fucking good or i'm not going to forgive myself. i will not rest in this life #until i have made the orufrey that fully satisfies me nor until i have seen what the manga is leading to #NO STORY MEANS ANYTHING WITHOUT TORMENTED GAY LOVE AT THE HEART OF IT. THATS THE HEART OF THIS WORLD!!!!! #........... so Hi im normal :) haha *goes and finally makes breakfast*

[samglyph]

I truly believe Will Wood is an incredible musician and songwriter and is one of the top lyricists in the last decade both in and outside of the genres that he chooses to play in with absolutely zero irony. I also believe that you can only fully understand that if you’ve either had a pet die before listening to his music or you have a history of drug abuse and mental health crises. Or you’re trans.

#this may sound like a snooty post where I’m just upholding my own favorite music as the best #but honestly it’s in response to a lot of fans I’ve seen be really self critical? #like yeah haha I listen to bad music #and I also have been known to joke about my own weird taste #but here’s the thing! from a technical level! his music! goes hard! it is experimental and that is GOOD #and lyrically listen I listen to a lot of music #I’m even familiar with top forty stuff and while yes the content of his songs is very niche #the lyricism is so genuinely clever and playful and ugh god #ok anyway. sorry #listened to Will wood again #and also this post is about the fact that I first I didn’t get it. #and then I went to a really low point. and suddenly I got it #ok it cracked me open like a fucking egg #music #text #personal #kinda

[mail-me-a-snail]

Your chest against mine, My gun against your spine, And we'll leave the world the way dreamers do.

commission for @glitchinginthegarden of her best fighting dog--i mean--boy, gil!! my love my light <3 was given full reign over this one so i had a LOT of fun :3

#cyberpunk 2077 #cbp2077 #cp2077 #cp77 #illustration #digital art #artists on tumblr #mine #my art #snails commissions #blood #eyestrain #potentially? ig #gnaws on him wrings him like a wet towel tosses him down a well etc #i love u gil. snif #u n vance would be insane together i think #also lyrics r from the dreamer by amigo the devil #everyone please listen to amigo the devil right FUCKING now. hes given me brainworms

[grand-line-shenanigans]

And the dance floor is filling up with blood

But oh lord, you've never been so in love

#hxh #hunter x hunter #hisoillu #hisoka morow #illumi zoldyck #my art #FREAKS. TEAR EACH OTHER APART. #i dk if i. actually am satisfied with this one? but idk what else to do with it so #here it is #i DID research cartomancy for this but ultimately decided in the end to go off vibes more so #second time drawing hisoka. i hate him i hate him i hate him i h #damn it. hes so fun to draw #anyways you know that instrumental solo bit 3.18 mins into Welcome To The Jungle by Guns N Roses #you know thatone #that fucking slaps. that instrumental bit... #sorry im like a dad the way i go feral over classic rock #but anyways #lyrics from Mermaids by FaTM which i love i love i love i love #listen to Mermaids. do it. listen to Mermaids. #another good hisoillu song in my hyperfixations playlist is The Innocent by Aurora #id in alt

[semiotomatics]

i gotta get better; i'm all that i've got

#SOBBING #fuck this album is so good #ajr #the maybe man #tmm #ALSO #THE ALBUM REPEATS THEORY WAS FREAKING RIGHT #god #i've got it on repeat rn and i'm prolly gonna listen to it all night lol #i need to read all the lyrics #get a pinboard perhaps #i'm connecting the dots #personal spewage #this has been an original post

[earthfromadistance]

I can’t believe that there were/are mania haters like how can you hate an album that gave us hits like stay frosty royal milk tea and last of the real ones and hold me tight or don’t and Wilson (expensive mistake) and church and heaven’s gate and champion and sunshine riptide and young and menace and bishops knife trick??

#fall out boy #fob #Pete wentz #patrick stump #Andy Hurley #joe trohman #guess who listened to mania on the drive home #you mean to tell me you listened to patrick say ‘you said please don’t ever change but you don’t like me the way I am’ #and weren’t like oh man oh fuck #it’s a no skips album your honor #so many good lyrics

[alloutshirt]

the love it takes is worth it all this time

but the wait was worth it because i was in love

#x #larry #cant listen cause fucking work so ill go insane with the lyrics no knowing how they sound