#Movie Crap

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT?!?!

#YO MY PREDICTION WAS RIGHT?!?! #HOLY CRAP #sonic movie 3 #sonic movie #sonic movie 2024 #movie shadow #movie!shadow #shadow the hedgehog

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny covered his nose with his hand. Where ever he landed smelled absolutely foul, like rotten fruit and burning tires mixed with chem lab.

"Remind me to bring a face mask the next time I explore the Infinite Realms." He muttered, before kicking a soda can down the alley he was in and being repulsed by the squelch sound it made when it came into contact with a very questionable looking puddle, "Better yet, a gas mask." He glanced at the puddle again, "Or I could go full Hazmat." Clockwork had told him this world was full of superheros and villians and to steer clear of it, but once he learned there were aliens in this world he couldn't help himself. Danny had always been weak to his curiosity, but he liked to believe he was cautious, and chose to stay in his Phantom for for added protection.

Turning on his heel he exited onto a deserted street lined on one side by a chain-link fence. The sky above him was filled with clouds so ominous and dark that Danny honestly couldn't tell you if it was night or day, all he knew was that it was going to rain soon and hopefully these awful smells would be drowned out by the downpour.

Danny got his wish only minutes later. Thankfully Phantom was unbothered by the cold and could just bask in the rain as it fell apon him. A lesser known fact about ghosts is that thier clothes are made from thier ectoplasm and are part of thier bodies, much like a second layer of skin, so one would be able to feel things on thier clothes as easily as they would with thier bare skin. The level of sensitivity varies with the type of clothing however. All this to say Danny loved the feeling of the rivulets of rainwater traveling down his ghostly hazmat suit.

He was so preoccupied with enjoying the sensation that he didn't notice anything was wrong until he was jolted forward from the weight of someone landing on his back. The person was quick and precise, taking no time at all to have his wrists pinned behind his back and- weirdly enough- thier teeth digging into the material around his neck.

His parents designed the Hazmat suit Danny was wearing not only to deal with dangerous chemicals, but to fight supernatural foes. The area around the neck was reinforced with the intention of protecting against fatal gunshots and decapitations so naturally someone's jaw wasn't going to be enough to break through to his neck.

Danny let out a laugh as the person kept chewing on his neck like a confused puppy. Oh, Danny thought, they've gone feral. It was odd for someone to go feral but it could occur when a person has gone through something traumatic recently or through extreme stress. It made sense since the person ridding piggy back on him was dressed like a superhero. Danny wondered if that was why the person didn't have a scent. Danny learns facepalmed when he remembered that scentblockers existed and not everyone's scent dramatically changed whenever they went out as a hero. The scent change was probably one of the few things that have kept him alive up to this point to be honest.

"So, I guess you're not going to tell me why you're chewing on my neck like the worlds most pathetic vampire, are you?" No one deserves that title more than the fruitloop to be honest. He made a mental note to use that one against Vlad the next time he saw him.

Chewy whined at this, seeming to slump a bit from the apparent failure to bite him. What was that about? Was this actually a vampire? How would a vampire even react to Dannys ecto-blood combo meal anyway? Would it be like food poisoning? Or would it taste amazing from one undead to another. "I'm not exactly human, are you sure you wanna bite me? I might not taste so good." Danny warned, but the moment he mentioned letting the person bite him they were eager again.

Danny chuckled and unzipped the material only a bit before it was loose enough to move out of the way. The vampires bite came with a sharp pain like he expected but there was no suction. No drinking of blood. Just some weirdo biting Danny on the neck. Huh.

Danny hoped he didn't get rabies from this.

He must have accidentally said that out loud as there was a small laugh from the rooftops above them. There stood another person in a superhero outfit with some really tall dude dressed as a giant bat, and that was when Danny decided to bail. It was one thing to let a maybe vampire bite you in a random street in the middle of the night but more of them? And ones a big scary furry? Hard pass.

Phantom did as Phantoms do and went invisible and intangible, escaping from Biteys jaws and startling the heros. He ignored the distressed whine Munchy let out after loosing their spookyest chew toy and quickly rubbed the scent gland near dannys jaw on the top of thier head as an act of comfort before bolting.

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Danny poked at the bite mark on his neck. Screw rabies, he better not get turned into a werewolf. He didn't need that on top of his ghostly crap. Sam seemed fascinated by the mark, after all, it wasn't every day that Danny got a scar, especially one so obvious. Most injuries heal quickly and leave no trace of him ever being injured in the first place which helped a lot in keeping his secret identity.

Luckily Danny hadn't needed to lie to mom and dad. He truthfully told them about some wierdo jumping off of a nearby rooftop and plunging thier teeth into his neck and that two other people had tried to corner him during this. He assured his mom that he had gotten away quickly but was a little shaken by it and his dad praised him for being brave and managing to escape.

That was nice. But he still had to figure out what was up with this bite...and why he felt so compelled to go back to that city.

Back to that hero.

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Aka an A/B/O au where in Danny's universe all the Alphas are extinct and the betas followed soon after and the DC universe all the Omegas went extinct and betas followed after . Not like a "they finally went extinct in the 1700s after centuries of thier numbers dwindling" thing and became a myth/fairytale (tho I like that too) but a "this might be the missing link between cave men and modern humans" kinda thing.

Its up to you which bat bit Danny and exactly what that means. I love abo aus without smut cause there's so much potential for chaos and I am very much ace.

#dp x dc #fanfiction prompts #prompts #abo #everyone is confused and no one has answers #i would however like some slowburn romance #whichever bat you choose is going to get teased forever for running up to some random meta and biting the crap outta them #i tricked yall into reading an abo prompt didnt i? #i slept little over an hour last night so i woke up choosing violence #its been a very bad day #the store didnt have a lot of the stuff i needed to buy and on the walk home i saw an older kitten that looked kinda like my cat get hit #the car didnt even stop. poor thing got hit by the next car too and i just stared and it started raining like a freaking movie moment #tw: animal death #tw for the tags #so i got new trauma today #gonna make that everyone elses problem #a/b/o dynamics #kinda #just wanted to add the tag incase yall have it filtered

[weirdlookindog]

Lina Romay, Michelle Bauer, and Linnea Quigley in Mari-Cookie and the Killer Tarantula (1998)

#mari-cookie and the killer tarantula #lina romay #michelle bauer #linnea quigley #1990s horror #1990s movies #1998 #jesús franco #horror #comedy #trash #crap #sov

[jhutchissupercool]

HIS FRECKLES LAWWWD HAVE MERCYYYY

also why is this picture better than my eyesight 🧍‍♂️

#i love josh hutcherson #josh hutcherson #mike schmidt #gnawing #going out of my mind #im going insane #fnaf movie #and his freckles #holy crap #i love him #i wanna count all his freckles until we fall asleep in each others arms

[ohmygawditssunnyout]

ok so I watched nimona recently

having read the original comic I’m extremely happy with the movie

Ballister and ambrosius are probably one of the most respectful relationships that I’ve seen in a while in animated movies, also both of them are EXTREMELY hot

and can we PLEASE TALK about the character designs

like ambrosius is just ✨✨✨✨✨✨

I need to see more of this animation I’m checking out Annapurna right now and Ballister is just the saddest little wet cat I’ve ever seen in my life please give him a hug

#nimona #nimona movie #my art #digital art #holy crap this movie was insane #Art #artists on tumblr

[lackadaisycal-art]

God should never give me a lot of free time and a new obsession at once

#i typed out the credits and copyright crap #lordy #columbo #fan art #fan poster #art #illustration #vintage #retro #70s #60s #poster #film #movie #tv #peter falk #columboposting

[multicolour-ink]

Mario catching the scrunched up piece of paper Spike threw at Luigi, and then throwing it back at him is peak Mario 👌

He didn't even give a crap if he was going to get beat up! All he saw in that moment was Luigi getting picked on.

And Mario saw red.

#that was so funny #if they weren't in a restaurant i think mario would've really had more to say #but as luigi said - spike is bigger than them #but mario doesn't give a crap about that #'I'm sick of everyone making us feel so small...' #super mario #mario #luigi #foreman spike #the super mario bros movie #super mario movie #mario movie #the super mario bros movie spoilers #super mario movie spoilers #mario movie spoilers #mario movie 2023 #mario and luigi #protective big brother mario

[arkeresia]

don't leave me 🪚💔

#saw is the gay movie of the year 2004 #my arty crap #saw #saw 2004 #lawrence gordon #adam stanheight #halloween #horror #arkeresia

[fruity-phrog]

This shot, man. The bitterness and long-lying sadness in his eyes and eyebrows. The hatred at what he has to do but resignation that he has to do it. It’s so so so subtle - a tiny difference would make it purely sadness, or anger, or realizing he shouldn’t be doing this, but something about this particular shot portrays exactly the very complicated emotion of “I never wanted to do this, nor do I want to do it now, but I knew then and I know now that I don’t have a choice, and I am forced into a situation that is going to break my heart even further for the greater good”.

#nimona #nimona movie #ambrosius goldenloin #cedar crap #goldenheart

[pastasilly]

just finished watching unicorn wars for the 5th time omg

yeah ik i made an oc whos also a pastor, they’re kinda just a form of assistance to padre in a way also the way how azulin x pompon is implied was absolutely bonkers

#unicorn wars #azulin #gordi #pompon #coco #unicorn wars oc #azulin x pompon #unicorn wars fanart #art #fanart #my art #doodle #digital art #oc #oc art #ship art #MASSIVE TRIGGER WARNING to this movie though #like this movie gets DARK #REAL dark #they have a crap ton of on screen deaths and definitely arent afraid to show guts right in your face #obvious tws are things like cannibalism and su1c1de #the movie itself was REALLY good though #definitely wasnt saying it was bad. it just has a shit load of cartoon blood and guts #anyways azulin and pompon were quite literally implied?? the creator kept reposting ship edits of them on his story #there was also that one indirect kiss detail but thats sorta subtle #especially since theyre the only ones who drank from the same bottle #nobody else in the movie does that. just them

[lexirelle]

There is no measuring Muad’Dib’s motives by ordinary standards. In the moment of his triumph, he saw the death prepared for him, yet he accepted the treachery. Can you say he did this out of a sense of justice? Whose justice, then? Remember, we speak now of the Muad’Dib who ordered battle drums made out of his enemies’ skins, the Muad’Dib who denied the conventions of his ducal past with a wave of the hand, saying merely: “I am the Kwisatz Haderach. That is reason enough.”

— from “Arrakis Awakening” by the Princess Irulan (Dune, Book 1)

#holy crap this quote rules #quotes #dune part two #dune part 2 #dune 2024 #dune 2 #dune movie #dune books #dune #paul atreides #paul muad'dib #muaddib #princess irulan #paul x irulan

[weirdlookindog]

Green Hell (1940)

Same set was also used in The Mummy's Hand (1940)

#green hell #1940s movies #1940 #james whale #adventure #trash #crap

[moshywoosh]

#oatd #orion and the dark #dreamworks movies #dreamworks #template #crap posting

[pinkvaquita]

So... Is someone gonna do a fanfic or fanart using the concept of White Lily in a coffin and that cliché of the "True love kiss"?

Elderlily???? Purelily???? At this point I'm willing to accept that even Shadow Milk does it. BUT SOMEONE PLEASE DO IT FOR FUCKS SAKE.

#white lily cookie #My heart that was raised watching princess movies is craving for this #Im gonna do it myself if none does it #I don't care if is cliché and all that crap my ass fucking loves clichés #Pure Vanilla you better prepare to be fucking prince charming because this is happening #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #cr kingdom #elder fairy cookie #pure vanilla cookie #elderlily #Purelily #I am being serious about the shadow milk part but idk if that ship is even a thing

[butterflyinthewell]

A reminder:

Proship in fandom doesn’t mean liking all pairings or only liking really gross morally badwrong pairings. It means you don’t harass people for what they ship no matter how much you hate it.

It means you say “Ew” to yourself and block to avoid things you don’t want to see.

Someone ships a ship you think is disgusting? Fine! Block them! Now it’s gone. Buh-bye!

Yes, this applies to any pairings, don’t give me any “except for” or “unless it’s” crap. No excuses!

Proship has never meant condoning criminal acts or abuse irl.

If a proshipper sees a real life person in an abusive situation that matches to something they read or wrote in a fanfic, they won’t sit and think it’s sexy, they will be appalled and try to help the person escape.

The key here is proship means fiction is fiction and observing what someone engages with is not the only way to judge their moral character.

Because if that were true, why are fantis who engage with wholesome fandoms some of the most cruel, hateful people on the internet?

How come all their rage is towards sex and never looks twice at violence? They’re fine with violence until there’s sex involved, then all of a sudden it’s wrong. Fantis don’t speak on violence because they know they condone it and attacking it will rip apart all their baseless accusations and arguments.

Btw fanti arguments look identical to transphobic conservative arguments. Think about that. And I see so many of them do it with trans pride flags in their bios. 🙄

If a site gives you options to filter out content you don’t want to see and you won’t use them, and choose instead to harass people because you’re mad that your NOTP is everywhere, you’re nothing but a pathetic bully who brings nothing of value to fandom anywhere.

Btw, just an aside, I hate most of the same ships fantis hate and I don’t make that creators’ problems. I block and move on. I defend content I abhor in fiction because I know censorship will trash works by queer and marginalized people first.

Censorship is a steamroller, not scalpel.

Just look at what queerphobic conservatives are doing to queer content in schools and libraries. We don’t need that in fandom too. Get outta here with that.

#proship #fandom discourse #abuse mention #btw mass media is a bit different #because there is stuff out there that harms disabled and marginalized people #movies like Music for example #or movies with bigoted depictions of marginalized people #that’s the crap you should get mad at #not someone’s weird niche fanfic #ffs

[toph-bi-fong]

Actually, you know what? The Z/tar/a shippers can keep this one.

#netflix’s atla #we still have the actual show and the 2025 movie #they can keep the live action crap for themselves