#OMG PEOPLE THIS IS A JOKE I KNOW SHE WAS THERE THE LONGEST
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“How is 12 year old Annabeth head of the Athena cabin??”
1. Demi gods have the life expectancy of a lemming.
2. Gifted kids often burn out by age 16 & I doubt any of the Athena teens have the energy or desire to argue with their little sister who willingly takes care of all the family paperwork.
#ramblings#percy jackson#pjo#OMG PEOPLE THIS IS A JOKE I KNOW SHE WAS THERE THE LONGEST#ITS STILL P WILD TO HAVE A 12 YEAR OLD IN CHARGE OF ALL HER SIBLINGS CALM DOWN PLS#I READ THE BOOKS I DID MY TIME LET ME JOKE ABOUT THIS
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I was just re reading the musician eren and model/influencer reader and wanted to know if you were still doing their story or a part 2?
omg idk how long ago this was sent to me but I’m def still working on the story. but since I’m obsessed with this hc all over again, I’m spinning the block on it.
musician Eren with his black influencer wife imagines pt. 1 (how they first met)
cw: fluff mostly, kissing and mentions of alcohol, weed and implied sexual themes
Eren was definitely considered a loner when it came to being in the music industry. Despite having been in it since he was a teen. He was no stranger to the fangirling or the sexualizing and when he was younger, he thought it was funny but now, it annoyed the hell out of him.
because of this, he’d leave his loyal fanbase waiting for months or a year on a new project.
his ass definitely doesn’t use social media like that and when he does, he’s either speaking in riddles or lying for fucking sport just to see people scramble.
regardless of that, he was not only one of the world’s most popular but well versed artists as well. gifted with the ability to sing, rap, play instruments, write and produce..a generational talent for sure.
to him, music was his only love for the longest. he wasn’t interested in dating another pop star or hooking up with random models so the blogs could go tell his business.
that was until he met you..the new age celebrity and the woman who’d change his life!
having being forced into unwillingly doing a club appearance by his agent Mikasa, who’s used to dealing with his annoying, shut-in attitude, tells him he has no other choice or the label will boot his ass out for certain. She also tells him he’ll be co-hosting with you so to be on his best behavior.
he’s a little on the fence because he doesn’t see why you need to be there and how you’d draw out a crowd.
of course, his perception changed when he laid eyes on you for the first time. Instagram photos didn’t do you justice. You were a special type of fine with the prettiest dark skin and a body that most of these girls paid for (but he was shocked to find yours was all natural.)
“….I can’t believe I’m getting to meet THE Eren Jaeger in the flesh. It’s an honor..I’m a huge fan.” Naturally, he thinks you’re just being nice and doesn’t really pay it much attention but as the night goes on, he realizes that you were right.
he performs a couple of songs, both recent and old; ones only his true fans would remember and he’s shocked to look over and see that you not only know every word but we’re shouting the lyrics to the top of your lungs like a fangirl. (and even throwing ass on him couple of his raps, which made him almost forget his own words for a second!)
he’s in disbelief that this beautiful woman, who he figured to be just another industry plant fucks with him this heavily. He didn’t even realize he was still so popular or that you’d even like his music.”
when you get on the mic and not only blow him a kiss but give him his flowers as well, he’s so happy and flattered. Especially when the crowd does the same.
that only becomes more so when the two of you spend the rest of your night, chopping it up in the rented section. you tell him how you’d been a dancer first and then transitioned into a model.
he realized that you both had a lot in common when it came to your stances on the music game. You too preferred to stay out the way and baby, was this man SMITTEN. from your sweet little voice to the way you looked at him, he hadn’t felt that way in a long time.
he’s laughing at your jokes and you’re doing the same. You both spot a fan in the crowd, taking pictures and ready to run to the internet with them so like the troll he is, he pretends to kiss you, running a hand up your thigh and plays up the moment. “Let’s give their asses something to tweet about…”
this man starts spitting game too and you can’t believe this is real. you don’t stop him either because this man was so fine and one of your few celebrity crushes.
when he realizes that you’ve done your performances and things are getting heavy between y’all, he’s ready to dip but hoping you’ll tag along so he shoots his shot. He was sick of all his friends clowning him for not being with a girl in nearly two years.
“..it’s getting kinda crowded so I’m ‘bout to head out. What you getting into once you leave? I’d love to keep this conversation going.” nervous as hell when he asks but you’d never know it. Because he’s damn near smooth talked you up outta your clothes (courtesy of. the liquid courage and the weed he smoked).
honestly, it’s not a question and when the two of you ducked off to the back corner of the club, away from prying eyes..you give him your answer.
“I’m with whatever..you just lead the way.” and best believe, the night is only beginning…
#black fem reader#black fanfic writer#black fanfiction#aot x black reader#fanfic#eren imagines#eren jaeger imagines#eren jaeger x black reader#musician au#attack on titan eren#attack on titan#chrollohearttags#eren fanfiction#eren cafe <3#eren x you#black reader#thick black women#thick reader#aot fanfiction
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𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐀𝐔 - 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐
𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟏 𝐅𝐢𝐜
Cast(s): Actress!Reader & Actor!Suna Rintarou
Warning(s): Swearing, a bit suggestive at the end, reader is using she/her pronouns, girls in pics are just for references, all of these pictures aren't mine (I just edited some of them)
A/n: This is the longest insta au I've ever made. Bcs I just discovered that you can upload more than 10 images on tumblr's web. But I hope it's not boring tho😭
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yourinstagram wanna take this downtown?
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nikizefanya This liquid courage got me way too honest
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ynfan13 WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!?
rintarousuna We should explore europe together, wdyt?
↳yourinstagram Ofc, you're the Boots to my Dora❤️
↳rintarousuna Okay, princess
↳aquariusuna WTF AAAAAA!!! SO YOU GUYS ARE OFFICIAL NOW?!?
↳sunafan15 Y/N, I'D DIE IF RIN CALLS ME PRINCESS. TELL ME WHAT BLACK MAGIC ARE YOU USING?!?
↳ynfan14 LITERALLY JUST DIED. FUCKING FINALLY!!! YOU GUYS ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER❤️❤️❤️
rinynfloral I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT
antiyn2 Just a week ago he said he wanna keep the relationship private and now look at his "girlfriend". This is definitely for pr
↳ynfan15 I smell jealousy😌
↳cinnamon.ln You need to realise that he got interviewed months ago, darl. People change. Just be happy for them, you're so negative lmao
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rintarousuna あの通りを散歩して街灯の下で踊った
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atsumumiya That's it, I'm gonna log out from this shitty app
↳yourinstagram You're just jealous, Miya
↳rintarousuna You're just jealous, Miya (2)
↳osamumiya You're just jealous, Miya (3)
↳astumumiya SAMU?!?
↳atsumumiya @aranojiro Help mee
↳aranojiro No
rinyn.crew OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
ynfan16 idc what yall gonna say, THEY ARE THE IT COUPLE
↳ynfan17 AGREED
rareyn Go to Paris for PFW❎️
Go to Paris bcs is a big simp✅️
↳sunafan16 LMAO YES, I JUST REALISED HE GOT NO REASON TO BE IN PARIS😭
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therinynpost RINYN STANS!! HOW ARE WE FEELING RN???
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ynfan18 SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THEY'RE IN LONDON RN?!?
↳sunafan17 RIN WASN'T JOKING WHEN HE ASKED HER TO TRAVEL AROUND EUROPE TOGETHER😭😭😭
ynfan19 THEY LOOK SO CUTE TOGETHER
sunafan18 FINALLY THEY FEEL COMFORTABLE TO BE SEEN IN PUBLIC. IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM
sunafan19 MY SHIP IS FINALLY SAILING
ynfan20 Love is in the air😭❤️
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dreamyyn GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!! Y/N WILL PLAY FOR A MOVIE DIRECTED BY THE ONE AND ONLY SHINSUKE KITA!!
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ynfan21 OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! HES ONE OF THE BEST MOVIE DIRECTORS
ynfan22 OMGG WHERE CAN I READ THIS ARTICLE???
↳dreamyyn I just put the link in my story!
ynfan23 Y/N, RIN, KIYOKO, OSAMU IN ONE MOVIE?!? IM DEAD
ynfan24 OMG I'VE READ THE BOOK!! HE'S RIGHT! Y/N DEFINITELY WILL KILL THIS ROLE
ynfan25 You know you're a good actor when you could impress him😩
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tmz_tv Love is in the air for the newest A-list couple. Just a day after made their relationship Instagram official, they were seen together at The National Gallery in London. Link in bio for all we know about their romantic museum date.
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ynfan26 They're melting my heart😭❤️
sunafan20 I want them to last forever
sunafan21 M-museum date?!? I'm done. This can't be real. They're so in love
ynfan27 Rin, could we switch? Please, I BEG YOU
ynfan28 Parents 😩❤️
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yourinstagram *gasp* can you guys believe that now I'm part of these amazing casts?!? Thank you so much @.shinsukekita for cast me in this film *cry*
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kiyoko Yayyy, here we go! See you on set, angel<3
↳yourinstagram AAAA SEE YOUUU QUEEN<33
rintarousuna I'm stuck with you, ig
↳yourinstagram You can't get rid of me, baby
↳rinandyn.daily I WANT WHAT YOU TWO HAVE🥲
sunafan22 OMFG AAAAA YOU GONNA KILL THIS
ynfan29 Mr. Kita ain't playing with the casts😩
lndaydream IM SO PROUD OF YOU!! YOU DESERVE IT❤️❤️❤️
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rintarousuna Let’s celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me for the third time!
All jokes aside, I love you and thank you for being a good mom to our baby
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yourinstagram She's a beauty, no wonder you keep her all this time
↳rintarousuna Yeah I do gatekeep
ynfan30 IM NOT SURPRISED THAT YOU'RE TOGETHER. BUT 3 YEARS?!?!
sunafan23 PLEASE... I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH😭❤️
ynfan31 God, when is my time🥲💔
sunafan24 MOM?? BABY??
↳rintarousuna I– not a human baby. You haven't seen the third pic, have you?
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yourinstagram Everyday I am grateful to have you. But here’s a post to prove it.
(Alternative caption: 26.280 hours and still counting✨️)
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tooruoikawa *gasp* I thought we were married? I'll make @primevideo fire you. Alexa, play traitor by olivia rodrigo
↳yourinstagram #ynisoverparty
↳rintarousuna Get lost, shittykawa
↳tooruoikawa HEY
↳ynfan32 PLS YOU GUYS... IM CRYING😭
hitokayachi love love looooveeee
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ynfan33 YOU TWO ARE THE CUTEST OMG
rinxyn Pls get married, I'm begging
sunafan25 Ramen date and flowers??? I'M CRYING. HE'S SO ROMANTIC😭
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↳sunafan25 SHUT UP. Y/N LIKED MY COMMENT?!?
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voguemagazine @yourinstagram is our November cover star! For this month’s issue, Vogue sat down with the actor in the middle of her busy schedule. L/N shared details of her quiet life in suburban areas and across Surrey during the filming of “I Know Places 2”, her unique way of dealing with fame and protecting her mental health, rumours that she's dating her co-star, her tricky teen years, and her upcoming films.
Head to the link in bio to get a sneak peek at her cover story in our upcoming November issue, on sale on Monday, October 24.
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ynfan34 @yourinstagram Girl... get some sleep
↳sunafan26 Ikr, new series, film, photoshoot, interview, and now magazine? 😭
↳yourinstagram I need to secure the bag, baby😔
↳ynfan34 AHSHSBDB OMGGGG PLS TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!!!!
itsyn.update We are so proud of you❤️
ynfan35 You're the coolest😩❤️
Y/N via Vogue's website
Academy Award winning couple Y/N L/N and Rintarou Suna have become one of our favorite celebrity couples; the two have been secretly dating for three years. The reason behind it is because, according to Y/N, she wasn't so sure about their relationship at the beginning.
She admits her initial concerns about dating the Japanese actor. “I was scared. I never dated anyone ever since I started my career. Which means, I’ve been single for almost a decade,” she confesses. “I had this thought like, ‘Are we going to get paparazzi’ed all the time? Should I be worried? What about our job and friendship? Am I not being professional?’”
L/N tells Vogue how grateful she is to have a boyfriend that understands how she felt and always supports her no matter what. However, as times goes by, she is letting the cat out of the bag since she doesn’t feel anxious anymore about “what people may say”.
Y/N also reveals that working with Rintarou makes her feel comfortable and one of the best things she has ever experienced. “I can not imagine anyone could replace him as my co-star. Besides, we’ve been friends for a year and have worked together as Coach brand ambassador.”
Then, the (H/C)-haired actress describes her relationship is as beautiful as daylight. Love to her is “golden”, it’s save, warm, and peaceful. “He doesn’t really enjoy going out too much. He loves to stay at home and feels secure. So when we have a free time, we just cuddling while watching a film,” she shares. “The rest? I’m just gonna keep that one a secret.”
Another a/n: Pls keep in mind that I’m not a journalist or whatever. So if the “article” is cringe or not good enough, I’m sorry lol.
Taglist: @alienvarmint @iwaizumi-chan @rivaiken @tenaciouswritersheep @whorefornoodles @ssc7514 @jeanskanojo @jtaimeurmom @pinksilk @yachisupremacy @33765 @bukopandansalad @jjikyuu (some accounts can not be tagged, sorry)
#If you've seen the unfinished version of this. yes. I accidentaly posted it#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu x female reader#haikyuu x f!reader#haikyuu fluff#haikyuu smau#hq x reader#hq x female reader#hq fluff#hq smau#suna x reader#suna x female reader#suna x f!reader#suna fluff#suna smau
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omg literally in love with hasan but i’m a pretty new fan of his & i was wondering if you could give like a lil run down of all his people 😭😭
i’m getting into fear&, i’ve watched a a bunch of vids, but i’m a little curious abt will & austin, like how did they meet hasan, what do they do exactly, stuff like that??
i need to get caught up on the lore!! tysmm
Will: Probably the most important person on this list. Meet Hasan when they were in collage, I think it was Hassans second year and will forth year. He mad short sketches for a while, he used to work at BuzzFeed, and has gone and officially graduated from multiple comedy schools. If you see me talk about a Caroline, that's his girlfriend. Fear& co-host.
Austin: the gay one TM. He host a lot of game show like content on twitch, he just ended Name Your Price (price is right), Love or host and The Rajj Show (most every dating show ever), and The Roast of (which he stole from QT Who atole from TV). They meet five years ago, when Austin was going by Rajj Patel. This is a good recap. Fear& co-host
Qt: Mother. I love QT. If there's an event she's probably the one who planned it. Host the streamer awards, ShitCamp, and Girls trip. Queen of baking. If you watch some of the old episodes of love or host, Austin's old show, then she's bitch and we love that. I miss brunette qt. Also is dating Ludwig. Fear& co-host.
Ludwig: dating QT, she made him. You know that joke about having a younger sibling who has the capacity to succeed at almost anything, that's ludwig. Held the record for longest stream in twitch, become the top earned and then immediately signed to YouTube. Makes bidets.
Myth: unironically the best and most talented person in the group. I don't watch alot of him, but irl stuff is always really fun. I'm partial to shitcamp content that he's in.
Tubbo: not super important, but included because we love tubbo. British, Minecraft streamer, super into computers.
Murat: No a part of the streaming scene, but is his brother. Two years younger than Hasan, went to collage in Oklahoma. Is/was a volunteer firefighter, is an engineer. The better Piker™. Owns Fiona.
#i couldnt really find pocs for murat or myth#myth#tubbo#hasanabi#hasan piker#murat piker#ludwig#ludwig ahgren#qt cinderella#QTCinderella#will neff#austin show#twitch#twitch streamer
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flowers and ink (part 7)
Eddie Munson x Steve Harrington
Summary: Eddie and Steve go out again, this time to Lover's Lake. They learn more about each other's pasts, but mainly just want to make out.
(part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six, link to Ao3)
Word Count: 2K
Warnings: Tattoo artist/florist trope modern day au, you all know the drill by now, the boys are FERAL for each other in this chapter omg, lots of talk about sex, surprisingly no spicy content other than flirting tho
A/N: Hello everyone! I met Joe Quinn yesterday and I will be annoying about it for quite some time, sorry about that. As a reward, here is more of our favorite boys! I love hearing how much people enjoy this story. It's so fluffy and cute and what we all need in these trying times <3 Happy pride!!
“Okay, you ready?” Robin asked.
Steve nodded, confident in his plan for the night.
“Yeah,” he said. “I’ll let you know how it goes.”
“Well, duh,” she replied. “Do you have gas in the car?”
“Uhhh, yeah,” he said, remembering that he’d filled it the day before.
“Phone charged?”
“Yes.”
“Snacks?”
“Yes, and beer in the cooler,” Steve confirmed.
“Very nice. Sunscreen?”
“It’s 6:30pm,” he pointed out.
“Oh, right,” she responded. “Condoms?”
“I don’t think we’re gonna -” Steve began. Robin eyed him knowingly. “Yeah, okay. Just in case.” He walked to his bedroom as they continued talking.
“It’s the third date after all,” she reminded him.
“Does yesterday count?” he asked, shuffling through his dresser drawer.
“I think so,” she replied. “Oh my god, this is your first date with Eddie that I won’t be present for!” Steve returned moments later, shoving the foil packets into the inside of his jacket.
“So you’re not going to hide in the bushes and spy on us?” he teased.
“Not unless you want me to,” she said with a smirk. “But no, I don’t need to see whatever the hell you two are going to do tonight.”
“You’re acting like we’re animals with no self control,” Steve pointed out.
“You usually have sex on the first date, Steve,” she replied. “This is absurdly slow for you.”
“Don’t slut shame me.”
“I think I’m actually doing the opposite.”
“Whatever. I’m going.”
Steve grabbed the cooler and headed out the door.
“Good luck!” Robin shouted behind him. He smiled, shaking his head.
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Eddie was excited. He really liked Steve, and things were going well. He also was a big fan of surprises, especially when people managed to actually surprise him. He tended to get too nosy and figure things out beforehand. Or, he just bugged the shit out of people until they told him.
He didn’t do that this time. He waited patiently, and he got ready, and he wondered where Steve was taking him.
It was the longest goddamn day of his entire life, but 7pm rolled around eventually. When he saw Steve’s car pull up, he rushed outside to hop into the passenger’s seat.
“Hey!” Steve greeted excitedly. “So, I -”
Eddie’s lips were on his immediately. He couldn’t help it. That boy had some amazing lips. He hadn’t been kidding the other night about needing to kiss him more - he just couldn’t wait a single second longer. Steve melted into it instantly, his hands abandoning the steering wheel to hold Eddie’s face instead. They would have made out forever had they not been at a weird angle due to sitting in a car.
Finally, Steve broke away, chuckling lightly.
“What?” Eddie asked.
“Something Robin said to me earlier,” Steve replied. Eddie raised his eyebrows quizzically.
“Do you think about Robin a lot when you make out with someone?” Steve blushed and shook his head.
“Nooo, no no no,” he said. “She was teasing me about how this is the third date and you and I are going to be all over each other.”
“Yeah, well that’s just a fact,” Eddie replied, leaning back in his seat. “I told you as much already.”
“True.”
“Does yesterday count as a date?”
“That’s what I asked!” Steve pointed out. “She says yes.”
“Okay, well if Robin says…” Eddie joked. “So, do I get to know where we’re going yet?”
“No, but it’s not far from here, so you’ll know soon enough.” Steve squeezed Eddie’s thigh and then put the car back in drive so they could head out.
Eddie listened to music softly playing as they drove around. He watched the trees and shops pass by him, content. They talked a little about music and the one-woman show from the night before. Eddie waited for Steve to ask him about what happened with Chrissy, but he didn’t.
Steve wasn’t kidding. He halted the car to a stop about five minutes later.
“Uhh,” Eddie said, looking around them. They were pulled over to the side of the road, with no restaurants or stores in sight. Just a line of trees leading into the woods. “Where are we?”
“We’re right by the neighborhood I grew up in,” Steve explained.
“Steve, did you grow up as a tree elf?” Eddie teased, unbuckling his seatbelt. Steve laughed.
“You caught me, yeah,” he joked, smirking.
“So,” Eddie continued. “You’re taking me…into the woods?”
“Yeah.” Steve got out of the car, so Eddie followed suit.
“Are you, like, gonna kill me in there or something?”
“No, I’m not going to kill you,” Steve responded. “Look, does this make it better?” He popped the trunk to reveal a cooler filled with beer and snacks.
“Uh, yeah,” Eddie agreed. “Definitely makes it better. Now at least I won’t die hungry.” Steve laughed, then pulled Eddie in to give him a peck on the lips.
“Okay, I get it, taking you on a date in the middle of the woods as a surprise isn’t the romantic gesture I’d hoped it would be,” Steve said. Eddie smiled, grateful that Steve wasn’t annoyed at his constant need to tease people incessantly about things like this.
“It’s fine, I’m pretty sure I could take you in a fight if need be." Steve rolled his eyes. "Sorry for all the murder talk, I’m nervous,” Eddie admitted. Steve’s face fell slightly.
“Why?”
“Because you make me nervous,” he explained. “Like, in a good way, not in the way that I actually think you’re gonna murder me.”
“I make you nervous?” Steve asked, surprised.
“Yeah,” Eddie nodded. “You’re terrifying.” He grinned, causing Steve to blush and get flustered. After a moment, he collected himself and returned to the task at hand.
“Come on, it’s just through the trees.” Eddie watched Steve pick up the cooler, his biceps flexing in the setting sun. Steve caught him staring and smirked. “Keep it in your pants, Munson.” Eddie pouted.
“Aw, do I have to?” Steve laughed, shaking his head, and then held his unoccupied arm out to take Eddie by the hand into the woods.
“So,” Steve said as they walked. “I was on the swim team in high school. Actually, I was on most of the sports teams.” Eddie looked Steve up and down and nodded.
“Yeah, that makes sense.” Steve blushed again, then continued.
“Anyway, I was trying to think about ways I could show off my special skills like you did for me, and I remembered this spot up here that I used to go to all the time back then.”
Eddie considered making another comment about what other special skills Steve had, but he bit his tongue. He’d made his attraction more than clear and they were only seven minutes into the date.
They made it past the trees until they got to a shore of sorts. The woods faded into dirt that had been walked over so many times it was packed down smooth. From there led to a lake. Eddie looked out at the pretty water while Steve set up a blanket on the ground. He sat down and gestured for Eddie to join him.
“This,” he said, pointing to the water, “is Lover’s Lake. Well, that’s what everyone calls it. I think it has an actual name.”
“Why ‘Lover’s Lake?’” Eddie asked, knowingly.
“Because it’s kind of shaped like a heart, when you look at it on a map,” Steve explained. “Although, when I was growing up, I always thought it was because people came here to hook up.”
“Did you?” Steve chuckled, shaking his head.
“No, I usually went about a half mile that way for that,” he replied. “At Skull Rock.”
“Called that because it kind of looks like a skull?” Steve nodded, taking two beers from the cooler and handing one to Eddie. “Ah, okay. I’m catching on. Your hometown really has a way with words.”
“Yeah,” Steve replied. “Where’d you grow up?”
Eddie didn’t like this question, mostly because he didn’t like to think of his old life that much. He cracked his can open and took a sip.
“Uhh, Indianapolis mostly,” he answered. “I moved here a few years ago to be closer to my uncle. He’s the reason I met Bob, actually. I’m not used to small-town living but I like it here well enough.”
“Well, Hawkins is glad to have you,” Steve said, raising his own opened can. They clinked their beers together and continued drinking in silence for a minute or two.
“It’s a nice night,” Eddie said.
“Yeah.”
“I kinda wanna see the infamous Skull Rock myself,” he noted. “You know, to confirm whether or not it lives up to its name.” Steve chuckled.
“You want to see the place where I used to take girls to make out?” he asked.
“Sure,” Eddie replied. “I’d love to learn more of the Steve Harrington lore. You only ever brought girls there?”
“I was a bit of a late bloomer with guys,” Steve admitted.
“Well, Steve, there’s a first time for everything,” Eddie teased. “I’m assuming that’s why you brought me here, no?”
“Well, I -” Steve sputtered. “I didn’t bring you there, I brought you here, and - I mean, yesterday you said you wanted to -”
“Relax, I’m just messing with you,” Eddie said, putting Steve at ease again. “But we’re definitely gonna make out at Skull Rock tonight, right?” Steve looked at Eddie and smiled.
“Oh, obviously.” Steve took out a few of the snacks and set them between him and Eddie. “We could also go for a swim.”
Eddie considered it strongly, then shook his head.
“Uhh, yeah no. I can’t see you shirtless for the first time in a public place,” he said. “I’m not trying to get arrested again.” Eddie shut his mouth, realizing that he’d just revealed something he hadn’t meant to. Goddamn Steve Harrington somehow breaking down Eddie’s previously impenetrable walls.
“Again?” Steve asked, intrigued. “From having sex in public?”
“Nooo,” Eddie said, maybe too quickly. “I’ve never done that. Have you?”
“Uhh, well, yeah,” Steve confessed. “I wasn’t arrested or anything, but the cops busted us a few times. God, the sheriff hated me back then. I got away with a lot of bullshit as a teenager.”
“Yeah, me too,” Eddie agreed. “Until I didn’t anymore.”
He waited for Steve to ask him what Eddie’s arrest was for, or why he moved away from Indianapolis, or to pry in any sort of way about his troubled past, but he didn’t. Instead, he changed the subject completely and asked about Eddie’s tattoos.
Steve was awesome.
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They ate and drank by the water until it was dark, talking about life, the universe, and everything. It was calm and peaceful, and Steve was thankful that they both seemed to enjoy the night equally.
“I think it might be too late to venture to Skull Rock,” Steve pointed out.
“Yeah,” Eddie agreed. “Wouldn’t want to be eaten by a coyote or something.”
“Exactly.”
“But,” Eddie continued. “Don’t think I forgot that you promised me a makeout session, Steve.”
“Oh, I didn’t forget.”
“So, where shall we go?” Steve smirked, then started packing up their stuff.
“I’d say we go to my place, but Robin would never let me hear the end of it,” he said.
“Why?”
“Because she'd be there.”
“Wait.” Eddie stood up, then helped Steve up to join him. “You two live together?”
“Yeah, you didn’t know?” Eddie shook his head. Steve thought back to all their previous conversations, and realized he’d never explicitly said that. Whoops. “Oh, shit. Yeah, we have an apartment together.”
“Separate bedrooms, right?” Eddie teased. Steve laughed, then nodded.
“Sorry,” he said. “If you’re dating me, she comes with it.”
“I don’t mind,” Eddie insisted. “I like it. I like you.”
They looked at each other for a moment, and Steve caught himself admiring how pretty Eddie’s face shone in the moonlight.
“I like you too,” he said. Eddie grinned, then clapped his hands.
“So!” he exclaimed. “My place, then?” Steve nodded, and then they headed back through the woods to the car.
Robin was right. She’s always right.
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it's actually been leaked for some time, although — and not to sound whiny — any time i've posted it or just talked about it i've gotten 10+ anonymous messages telling me i'm the devil and ruining the establishment of taskmaster with my irresponsible gossiping. so i didn't post about it and deleted any of the asks/convo about the new cast, even though ofc everyone has had tonsss of thoughts about it 😅
anyways would have laid down my whole life betting john robins (one of THE most obvious future tm contestants, being such a good friend of alex's!) and joanne mcnally would be on so i feel very vindicated — and excited! — in that regard! we're gonna have a great time :)
someone sent an anon asking about people i'd bet — not who i want, but who i'd bet — would be on the show so i'll think more about that and post later this week! the series will def have more seasons so i'll try and get some guesses in heh
OMG ME TOO her name is mabel! she's sooooooo cute ≧◡≦
hello anon!! actually you don't need me for this, it was recently posted on tv_bunny :)
enjoy!
she's great! she reminds me a lot of roisin, in that when she's not doing her semi-pre-written joke material, she's supremely good at hanging, bantering, fitting in with the vibe. i really appreciate that when it comes to panel shows particularly! but i can't say i've seen much of her standup
(wait — can i digress for a second — roisin is one of the ONLY recurring catsdown contestants who actually brings in sensible mascots that have the purpose of helping her/bringing her luck, and her presentations of them are always so hilarious and she deserves more credit for that)
+ not important but i really like her voice
thank you for sending her well wishes <3
i appreciate the message and you weren't the only person to say this, but i think some people are only part-way informed as to her journey reclaiming her name. her intention was never to scrap the nickname shappi or stop people from calling her that; it was 1) to reconcile her experience growing up in the uk with her name and how that led to her committing to shappi as a teen, and 2) to be published, credited, and billed as shaparak in professional capacities. she has clarified many times, including here and here, that it is totally acceptable to call her shappi; people on tv & radio still call her shappi after formal introductions, like in the new wilty when everyone calls her shappi throughout the entire episode; her social media handles are still shappi; and so on. she's shaparak, but that doesn't mean she "no longer goes by shappi". there is some confusion here i think some people are taking her journey, which was lovely to follow, as rejecting shappi — but that isn't the case.
i already updated her tag to 'shaparak khorsandi' a while ago and would definitely credit her full name where necessary, but socially, colloquially, like in the quick text post i made asking people to give shappi some love, there is no disrespect in calling her that! of course, plenty of people are credited by one name and are regularly called another/a nickname, like olivia colman who is actually called sarah by her family and colly by most everyone else. she seems really happy with having done her book and her recent show under her full name, and it's been beautiful to see her come around to love shaparak as much as she has loved shappi :')
btw for anyone who doesn't know, shaparak means butterfly in farsi!
hahahahaha that is hilarious
long story short is just that keith lemon is a disreputable character (and i mean character literally, he's not real, he's played by leigh francis!) who spends a lot of his energy shouting and oogling over boobies etc
i think it's fair to say hating on white supremacists does bring us all together 😅
i'm sorry i haven't seen it! but ugh tamsin greig is one of my longest-time crushes fr i actually think the friendship between her and stephen mangan is one of my roman empires. i have a list of scripted tv rewatches i plan to do this year — the thick of it, peep show, and so on, some of my faves ever — and green wing is def on the list so maybe i'll add friday night dinner!
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So I finally got my life together enough to continue my C3 watch... I'm still at 33, I've made more progress on C1 recently. Finally the combination of finding Mini Metro and actually logging onto Tumblr on the web made the barrier of watching Those Episodes bearable.
Spoilers for ep 33 and minor vibe spoilers for episodes in the future that I'm not sure of but its all stuff I absorbed via osmosis and fandom.
It's been almost a full year since these episodes came out and I was mindlessly scrolling Tumblr during my 10am linguistics lecture and stumbled upon everyone panicking because of the lack of diamonds for the amount of people who died. Anyway.
The anxiety of not quite remembering exactly I learned happened is not doing me any favors, but good god, I can really only handle some of this stuff not watching live.
Anyway, here are some assorted thoughts:
Liam you really did not have to make me Feel Things about Orym and his husband while Orym is passing out.
Laudna what is that spell that adds hit dice, that is So Good
Good GOD Otohan is not pulling any punches.
.....this is so close to TPK wow.....
Matt hesitating before essentially killing his wife's character, but doing it anyway.....
It's really interesting to see so many of them up and huddled around the map, things are really getting heated, with Liam just living behind Ashley and Laura's chairs.
"I don't want to be the only one not dead" followed immediately by "soometiiimees you gotta cut a bitch" Yes Travis, that is the correct energy to bring to this clusterfuck.
:OOOOO Not the natural 20 to fucking save Laudna
Begging the DM for the extra hit point like its gonna matter lmao
"I should be more complete at my job" Good GOD
The sending stone 😢
And there's the first one
"We've met before" 😒😒
The sense of failure, the bitersweet feeling of seeing Will and Derrik again 😢😢
I hate it for them that they are getting important lore while they are on the verge of a TPK and loosing their characters
and yet they make jokes like "we can't afford that Sam" to careless whisper
"He is not a creature at the moment" :O omg. Ow. God that hurts.
I gotta say, I'm really enjoying seeing all these hail mary type moves.
You really only see the uber creative dumb shit Hail Mary calls when things are extremely dire.
I love how Beau's voice and mannerisms sneak out a lot as bits and jokes
And there's the second
"That was a helluva run" 😢
"Embrace it or be culled like the rest" oh my god
"That brings us straight to your initiative because everyone else ahead of you is dead" Oh my god Matt
If this actually tpk'd, this would probably be in the running for the longest, most painful tpk. Usually its all at once, rocks fall, everyone dies, the dragon breath attack....
Something about Travis repeating "do you fight it" to laura is so sweet to me.
Also Imogen is making such a wild decision mid potentially worst day of her life omg.
"Save your last line, you might still have a chance" Damn Matt you didn't have to be Like That
"I give in, and I fuck Chetney" "We all do at some point" 🤣
"Is she your favorite" and the immediate "I'll go with you, I give in" oh my god. Having seen that clip of Laura being like 'I didn't know Imogen was in love with Laudna' oh my god the pining is there.
Oh shit the whole city is turning red.
And THATS the end..................
I was gonna go to bed but........ Maybe I can afford to make 1 poor decision
I love the friendship, everyone congratulating each other and matt, no hard feelings. But I wonder how many people are rolling up characters just in case cuz oh my god.
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#this is about datd and hounds tooth and the boatem roadtrip and parting glass (kinda) and fixed & dialated and icarus and most of ehk and--
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im scared of people that actually organise in minecraft. dont talk to me unless your hotbar looks like this at all times
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anyone else go from an "omg yaoi o///o" kid to a "yaoi is a fetishizing genre repackaging gay love in a way that caters to problematic cishet women" teen to a "have a merry yaoi christmas everybody" adult
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non-human trans characters who use different gender signifiers from us is sooo underrated. transfem bird person who thinks her colorful plumage means she cant pass only for every human she meets to be completely clueless. transmasc slime person who uses food dye to change themselves to bright orange, leading everyone they know to question how the hell slime gender works.
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as much as we joke about scaring off twitter refugees around these parts im like. genuinely sorry to all of ya'll moving over. losing your main platform (especially as an artist/creator) to the incompetence of one of the worst human beings alive sucks major ass
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My #1 post of 2022
nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don’t want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.
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Helloooo blueberries 🤭🤭🤭🩷🌺
It was only Wednesday yet you felt like it had been the longest week in your existence. You were tired, fed up and were in the mood for some comfort however the only person you were seeking said comfort from wasn’t home yet. MY MOOD OF THE DAY😭😂
‘Mason! What the fuck’ you shouted as he practically double over with laughter. Holding onto his stomach as he lent into the door frame to steady himself and you couldn’t help but smile a little bit too even though your heart was beating out of your chest. HE LOVES SCARING PEOPLE
‘Same old same old’ he shrugged, kissing your forehead sporadically. ‘They had fifa set up on this massive screen and I had a game with Madders. I won’ he winked as you smiled into his neck at his cockiness. AHHAHAHA HE IS SOO PROUD OF HIMSELF
He didn’t say another word, just tilted your head back and kissed you forcefully, practically knocking the wind out of you as his tongue invaded your mouth. You were struggling to breath a little bit as he devoured you and you were close to pushing him off so you could get some air when he pulled back, separating from you completely before rolling you onto your front quickly and with force. WELL MOUNT CALM DOWN
‘Blueberries!’ OPS
He looked petrified and full of guilt as he looked back at you but also full of confusion so you quickly moved over to him, sitting in his lap and cupping his jaw as you stroked over his cheeks. He kept his hands by his side as he was clearly still unsure as to what was going on and he didn’t want to make you feel uncomfortable but when you pulled him into a hug he wrapped his arms around you tightly. HE IS SOOO SCARED, POOR BOY
‘Of course, I’m sorry I shouldn’t of just jumped right in like that I should of double checked. I just got a bit ahead of myself but that’s no excuse’ he told you, kissing over your cheeks as he rubbed his hands up and down your arms gently. ‘Are you sure you’re okay? I really am sorry I feel awful’ HE FEELS SOOOO BAD 😭😭
‘You want me to come and sort her out for you?’ He joked and you shook your head with a giggle. AHHAHAHA, NO TO VIOLENCE MOUNT
‘Yeah, all I’ve thought about is having you next to me. I need some looking after’ you laughed and you felt him smile onto your skin. OPS🤭🤭
ALL THIS SMUT WAS SOOOOOO SOFT
He walked back through the door seconds after, a few bottles of water tucked under one arm and a tub of your favourite ice cream with two spoons in his hand. He looked a little bit shy as you made eye contact with him but he padded over to his side of the bed and got himself under the covers before patting your side of the bed for him to join you. ICE CREAMMMM
‘Don’t’ you laughed, cutting him off as you knew he was about to blame himself for earlier and you wanted to let him know you’d moved on and forgotten about it. ‘It’s okay honestly. I’m fine, we’re fine. Let’s just forget about it’ LOVELY GIRL
‘I know but it’s not fine really. I don’t want you to brush it under the carpet’ he told you softly. ‘I’ll remember to check with you next time’ he smiled and you gave him a soft nod to let him know it was all in the past before he let you rant about work some more and he showed you some pictures of tonight’s event. YES BABY, EXACTLY
‘I’m trying to get to sleep, Mase. We don’t want to attract all the local dogs and have them howling along with you’ AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH DEAD
I LOVED THAT THE FIRST TIME I READ IT AND I LOVED IT NOW🤭😌
Omg I loved writing this one, I think it was important he took accountability and didn’t let her brush it under the carpet like she wanted to
And I’m glad you like the dog line I was quite proud of that 😂🩷
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#spiraling into anxiety as you remember traumatic events from your own past because something reminded you of that is not good though
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
I am FULLY aware that a communion wafer looks like this for Catholics:
Over here they don’t bother with pretty shapes, so they're basically little squares made of normal bread:
But reading Dracula, I came across this:
[...] On your forehead I touch this piece of Sacred Wafer in the name of the Father, the Son, and——”
There was a fearful scream which almost froze our hearts to hear. As he had placed the Wafer on Mina’s forehead, it had seared it—had burned into the flesh as though it had been a piece of white-hot metal.
Because I am a heathen who likes wafers, the image that popped into my head was:
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#4
Me and my bf, an hour ago on the streets of Dublin on holiday: Why the heck are pubs so overcrowded on a *Thursday* evening?
Me and my bf, arriving at the hotel and seeing the news on a large TV screen: Huh, Queen Elizabeth II died.
Me, arriving in our room: OH SO THAT’S WHY THE PUBS ARE FULL!
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#3
Moldova (friendly competitive ribbing): We’re the winners here tonight! Yo, Italy! We’re the winners!
The host on Romania’s public TV network, dubbing: “We are all winners here tonight.”
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#2
Historical romances set in Victorian times: Oh! But a woman couldn’t go anywhere unchaperoned! Being alone with a man was automatically COMPROMISING and a SCANDAL!
Dracula, meanwhile...
Lucy’s fiancee: Hey, doc, old boy, I know you have the hots for my dear Lucy and this will be an akward question, but could you please invite yourself over to lunch at her place? She’s looking kind of off. She’ll want to talk to you in private, of course, so take advantage of that to consult her and see if she’s ok. It’s in her best interest. Thanks!
Mina: Wellp, my fiancee is quite sick and I’m rather worried, so I’ll just hop off and travel the continent for him on my own.
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Listen, this is a very important joke.
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One day, Bear was walking through the forest when he encountered Wolf.
“You’re on my to-eat list for today,” Bear said.
“Oh, no!” Wolf replied. “Let me at least go say goodbye to my wife and children!”
Bear agreed, Wolf said his goodbyes to his wife and children, then was eaten.
Later on, Bear was walking through the forest when he encountered Fox.
“You’re on my to-eat list for today,” Bear said.
“Oh, no!” Fox replied. “Let me at least go say goodbye to my wife and children!”
Bear agreed, Fox said his goodbyes to his wife and children, then was eaten.
A bit later, Bear was walking through the forest when he encountered Rabbit.
“You’re on my to-eat list for today,” Bear said.
“Oh, no!” Rabbit replied. “Can you cross me off it?”
“Sure can,” Bear replied, crossed Rabbit off the list, then walked on.
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I was reminded of this joke a few days ago, when a potential client wanted me to work for them during the night, in order to provide some translations super-quickly. I told them I tend to sleep during the night, but I’ll be available in the morning, if that’s ok.
I told the story on a Discord server I’m in (in about as much detail as you’ve been given) and while some people agreed with me, one person said she would’ve done the job, and that she’s taken this sort of assignment before just to see how it goes.
My potential client client replied, saying that working in the morning is fine.
The point of all this is, before you jump at doing something that’s entirely out of your way and you don’t really see a purpose for - ask if it’s ok to not do that. This stands for both work and personal life.
Sometimes people ask for weird things for a very good reason, but at other times they haven’t really thought things through before asking. It doesn’t hurt to say, “This is very inconvenient because X - can we find another way?” and see what the response is. Self-sacrifice can be laudable, but make sure it’s needed.
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#raiden mei - 149 posts
#kiana kaslana - 138 posts
#fu hua - 120 posts
#herrscher of the void - 76 posts
#senti - 61 posts
#murata himeko - 57 posts
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#and i feel bad cause new players don't get all the events that were so fun and really made the 6 st. freya characters feel like a family
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Pardo in lore: I cannot fight, I am weak like a small baby
Pardo in gameplay: I have replaced half the elemental supports in Memorial Arena
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#4
Happy Pride Month to Honkai Impact
Kiana and Mei
Bronya and Seele
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248 notes - Posted June 1, 2022
#3
I dislike that the recent reveal has led to some people calling Kiana K-423, so they can call Bianka Kiana instead. They both already have names you know?
252 notes - Posted February 4, 2022
#2
do we know what honkai beast each flamechaser has in them?
Not every single one but for quite a few!
Kevin has genes from the Emperor-class Honkai beast Parvati, the boss in MA and the Honkai beast Theresa killed when she was only 1 year old. Parvati has ice powers thus all the red/black ice Kevin uses and the -30°C body temperature.
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You know about those? I have so many questions...would you be willing to expand on that chart?
The post in question, in case anyone missed it.
I'll just go down the list and start explaining every one I know in a sentence or two.
Welcome everyone to busghost explains the joke.
The first box is pretty self explanatory. Lobby 1 belongs in hell though. I once saw somebody say "use my tongue as your toilet paper" and that's the quality of statements said in Lobby 1 NA.
The Second Box begins getting a little more interesting.
Brilliant Light Fu Hua: there's a scene in the bunny girl video where Senti temporarily takes over Hua's body and feels up her own ass.
Dvalin: has a cameo in chapter 17 when Otto looks across the multiverse.
I dunno daily accounts, maybe it means playing every day.
LE/HoT/HoF Armada support: You always set your friend support as one of them because they give MASSIVE starting sp to people, unconditionally in LE's case.
Theres'a creation: This is just the Theresa Chronicle. She's a clone of Kallen with genes from the Honkai beast Vishnu. Otto was trying one of his many schemes to get Kallen back.
Genshin Appropriation: Genshiners™ only care about Honkai for the bare minimum it can provide them with Genshin Theories, don't actually know/care about the story, and treat it like a stupid little side game to the Holy Relic that is Genshin. "DAE HIMEKO IS DILUC'S MOM???" "OMG DILUC IS A COOLER HIMEKO" You've probably heard these phrases before.
Idk what the Otto homophobia is, probably people who think that Otto wanted to pursue a romantic relationship with Kallen and ignored the fact that she's gay. That opinion kinda misses out on all the nuance of Otto and Kallen's relationship.
Kiana flies herself to the Moon: I mean, she does. Characters do it a few times actually. Also Fly Me 2 the Moon was Mihoyo's first game and it's main character is Kiana.
The Day You Vanished with the Stars: The event that has broken everyone's hearts by making you watch the Captain try to save Kongming over and over and endlessly failing. A really good event, most people's favorite in the Captainverse.
"She will never forget the promise to go to the beach with her friend": Bronya promised to take Seele to the sea but then Seele got quantized and trapped in the Sea of Quanta. Very sad, won't be fulfilled for years.
The Third Box
A-303: Theresa is clone serial number A-310. Otto made her fight A-303 but Theresa refused to kill her. A-303 grows up to become Amber. (idk why she grows up and Teri doesn't, or why Amber is a cyborg)
Fu Hua's taxes: this a great meme from tumblr where somebody asked how/if Fu Hua would pay taxes all the way at Mt. Taixuan. https://busghost.tumblr.com/post/665322989875806208/well-the-answer-is-simple-does-fu-hua-legally
APHO Project Bunny: Project Bunny 19C has retired in APHO so Bronya gets a new gun from Theresa and she names it Project Bunny 0019
Schicksal is the Catholic Curch: I mean that's exactly what it says. The leader is an Archbishop, the Valkyries used to dress like nuns. There are crosses everywhere and Kallen mentions that they're supposed to follow the "Good Book" a name for the Bible. They also talk about "holy" this and that and there are churches everywhere. This makes it VERY funny that Schicksal's cover story in the modern day is as a religious charity/ idol company that calls their idols Valkyries.
Unfinished stories is to general for me say anything about, I'm certain there are unfinished/abandoned plots in Honkai.
Lesbian Jesus: After Kallen dies people start regarding her as the Holy Maid who died for our sins to save everyone... Sound similar to certain Christian religious figure?
Joachim Nokianvertanen: The name Welt Yang was given by his parents. He adopted the Name Welt after taking up the responsibilities of being the Herrscher of Reason. Yang is his mother's maiden name.
Honkai Tumblr: You are here.
Fetus Mobius: not 100% sure but Mobius spoke her first words minutes after being born, so that's pretty funny. The question is also posed that if Mobius died enough times will she revert all the way back to a fetus?
Adam x Mei/Bronya shippers exist: self explanitory and gross! they really did go "unlesbians your gays". Also Adam is a minor.
Durandal's Age: the origins of Bianka are known now but before the only thing we knew about Bianka's age was that Jan 1st, 2000 was a placeholder since she had no memories. This led to plenty of people calling Rita a pedophile for being in a relationship with, even though Bianka is clearly not 16-17. It's over now, We know how old she is, 19 nearly 20.
Fourth Box
Kiana B: Bianka is the original Kiana. Rearrange the letters in Bianka and it spells Kiana B. The other Kiana...
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I tagged 1,078 of my posts in 2022
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#artemis's hunters - 345 posts
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#especially because people struggle with their idenity and pronouns for so fucking long and that's completely disregarding their experience
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#5
𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒. i know what you are
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#4
𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 ⎯ MASTERLIST.
SYNOPSIS. Life has always been complicated for monster hunter Nishimura Riki. Especially when he comes to the conclusion that he no longer wants to carry out his family legacy. Things only get harder when he finds an exiled vampire bleeding out in his friend's tub.
PAIRING. Monster Hunter! Nishimura Riki x Vampire! Gender Neutral! Reader
GENRE. different worlds troupe, opposites attact, fluff, angst, vampire! au, mythical! au, written fic/series
WARNINGS. strong language, homosexuality, mentions of dissociation, mentions of anxiety, mental issues/illnesses, fighting, sex jokes, blood, gore, murder, mentions of stabbing, injuries, in depth descriptions of the listed above.
STATUS. COMING SOON (?? - ???)
FEATURING. members of enhypen, itzy, txt, bts, blackswan, skz, ive.
NOTE. "omg art's back with another fic?" yep!! first off, this is a fic ive had in the drafts of my google docs since january 29th( exactly 5:26pm i had decided to make it) and im finally publishing it!! chapter names are subjected to change at will. i probably won't start this till after misery business but yolo!!!
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𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒. Get a fucking grip.
word count. 0.687k. warning. profanity.
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205 notes - Posted July 6, 2022
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𝐅𝐀𝐔𝐋𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 ⁀ MASTERLIST
SYNOPSIS. Wonyoung & Jungwon are more alike then people think. Besides the basics, like being the same age and both being idols, they both enough the same types of music, stan the same groups, and they both have a crush on ETERNIA’s maknae. Only two problems. The world is convinced they’re secretly dating and they both don't know that the other likes Y/N L/N
PAIRING. jang wonyoung x gender neutral! idol!reader x yang jungwon
GENRE. idol au, crack/my attempts at humor, strangers to friends to lovers, angst, fluff, friends to lovers.
WARNINGS. strong language, drama, sexual jokes/references, dumb kids being dumb kids, idol drama, mentions of depression, cheating fighting, minor toxicity, bi wonyoung, bi jungwon.
FEATURING. enhypen, ive, some members of le sserafim, blackswan, p1harmony, seventeen, fromis_9, kard, bts, vevila, skz.
NOTE. WE BACK🤭first and foremost, full credits to @seungstarss for making this amazing banner for the fic!!! im so excited for this especially because this time its a co-ed group!! also, because vevila is featured in this, i will be giving y/n a name!! not sure what it is yet but yeah? also like before and like usually in my smaus, y/n doesn’t have a set face claim! and they are gender neutral so sometimes ill sure a fem fc and sometimes a masc fc and yeah. UPDATE: fault lines is now discontinued.
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310 notes - Posted July 23, 2022
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𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 - MASTERLIST
SYNOPSIS. Y/N never considered once after she debuted that she would get the chance to (fake)date Park Sunghoon, the boy she had a crush on since he debuted. Sunghoon on the other had never thought he would get the chance to date the newly debuted idol from VEVILA. Both feel as though they are on cloud nine, until Sunghoon has to MC with his ex, who can't catch a hint.
PAIRING. idol! park sunghoon x idol! fem! reader
GENRE. idol au, fake dating, crack/my attempts at humor, fake lovers to lovers, angst, fluff
WARNINGS. strong language, drama, sexual jokes/references, dumb kids being dumb kids, idol drama, mentions of depression, cheating fighting, minor toxicity, tba.
STATUS. FINISHED. (March 10th - July 21st)
FEATURING. enhypen, felix & hyunjin of skz(mentioned), bahiyyih of kep1er, beomgyu of txt(mentioned), wonyoung of ive, eunchae of le sserafim, jongseob of p1h, sriya of blackswan
NOTE. back with another smau!! ik i said i would publish one until i finished fault lines but😍🤭 anyways i hope you guys like this!! updates will be iffy because i still will be prioritizing fault lines, but i definitely will be updating!! credits to @wonvelvet for my amazing ass cover im still not over how gorgeous it is. dont take this shit seriously, yk? this in no way reflects how idols act in real life so dont be that person and take it too seriously
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Assigning each Loona member with an anime, Part 1
Hello, long time no see! Since LООПΔ is giving us a comeback (and I adore them), I thought I’d return with something for them :)
DISCLAIMER: These are only anime that I’ve seen, so if you think an anime fits a member better than the one I chose, let me know!
Heejin- Cowboy Bebop
Like the quote below suggests, she’s a strong woman that’s kicked ass the longest in the group! I felt like an action anime would fit Heejin well, and Cowboy Bebop is regarded often as one of the greatest in that genre. It’s had a huge influence in pop culture internationally, and can visually be recognized easily, just like our beautiful center!
Hyunjin- The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
I promise I’m not just giving one of my top 3 anime to my bias lol. Simply, the humor in Saiki K fits her so well. What I love most about Hyunjin is her unique and charming personality; I love the same things about this anime. I don’t watch comedy anime often, but I absolutely fell in love with this one, and I always find myself going back to it. Also, Hyunjin probably has a glow IRL like Teruhashi does bc she’s gorgeous.
Haseul- Your Name
First off, imagine how well “Let me in” would fit into this movie. Like omg, what a beautiful solo with a beautiful anime. Anyway, Haseul deserves a strong, stunning, incredible movie like Your Name. She’s a fantastic leader who has gone through a lot in her career, and has to carry a huge group on her shoulders. This anime is gorgeous yet devastating, set the bar HIGH for romance movies (in my opinion), and made a large impact on many people. Haseul is insanely important to loona as a group, and we don’t know what we’d do without her.
Yeojin- Hunter x Hunter
I am so dead set on this one, no one can convince me otherwise. It’s just perfect for our fun-loving and talented maknae! One thing that really drove me to pick this one was that, like Yeojin, Gon and Killua clearly mature and grow throughout Hunter x Hunter. Given that she’s the youngest member, we’ve gotten to see her turn into a beautiful young woman who never fails to impress me when she’s on stage (like honestly, she’s so underrated come on). Similarly, the main characters in this anime are constantly growing and learning and have been through way too much as children kinda like how Yeojin lost her childhood.
ViVi- Wonder Egg Priority
This anime deserved better. You know who else deserves better? WONG KAHEI FROM LOONA!!! I cannot think about Wonder Egg Priority without remembering its god awful ending, just like how I constantly think about my BIAS NOT GETTING ANY SCREEN TIME OR LINES!!! “Jokes” aside, the little we got from WEP was visually stunning, tragic, and incredible. On top of that, the main girls have it ROUGH; like, this anime is genus only hard to watch sometimes. Need I remind y’all that Vivi arguably had the hardest training period, having released a full Korean solo while STILL LEARNING KOREAN? No one is doing it like her.
Kim Lip- Demon Slayer
I will not lie, Kim Lip was the hardest to give an anime to. I tossed Demon Slayer around to a few members, but I chose it for her due to the impact that both have. I think a lot of orbits can agree with me that Kim Lip single-handedly helped the group rise to fame. A song with NASA? The phrase “Loona is for the gays” coming from Eclipse? Of course I’m giving her one of the most popular anime of our time. Eclipse fancams were as common on Twitter as Nezuko cosplays are at anime conventions. She’s an ace, she’s a great leader (don’t forget how her and Yves stepped up when Haseul was out), and she has a unique and infectious personality! Thank you for your service, Kim Lip.
Sorry for making it a 2-parter, but I wanted 2 pictures for each member, and Tumblr wouldn’t let me :(
#loona#이달의 소녀#jeon heejin#kim hyunjin#jo haseul#im yeojin#vivi#wong kahei#kim lip#kim jungeun#stan loona#anime#cowboy bebop#saiki k#your name#wonder egg priority#hunter x hunter#demon slayer#kpop#kpop girls
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I posted 5,937 times in 2022
That's 4,178 more posts than 2021!
160 posts created (3%)
5,777 posts reblogged (97%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
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I tagged 1,011 of my posts in 2022
#danny phantom - 49 posts
#dpxdc - 40 posts
#dcxdp - 36 posts
#yes - 26 posts
#billy batson - 18 posts
#omg - 17 posts
#goncharov - 16 posts
#unreality - 16 posts
#dc - 13 posts
#captain marvel - 11 posts
Longest Tag: 139 characters
#im so sorry for my friends that have to deal with me talking about daredevil and doctor who all the time in the past 6-months i am so sorry
My Top Posts in 2022:
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Billy learned how to embroider because he needed a way to fix his clothes that also didn't make them look just like he had mashed random fabric together.
He got taught by an old lady who lives near the diner he goes to most days (she has no grandchildren and Billy has been great company).
He got into the habit so now he does it everytime there's something to repair. Little flowers, birds, tigers and (most prominently) lightning bolts start appearing on all his clothes.
When he joins the Justice League he starts trying to figure out how to do little designs of everyone's logo and when the time comes he uses his skill and the hero's respective logo to help fix their clothes and uniforms.
He once stitched back Batman's cape, even though the next day he was saddened by seeing that Bruce was using a new one (the fixed cape was secured inside a glass display).
Flash starts bringing him all the stuff he tears because he loves the little additions. He even buys the thread and needles for the Captain since he's making him use so much of it. Cap's fine with it, it's a good way to spend monitor duty.
Diana once payed him (she insisted because no labor should go unrewarded) to decorate a dress for an upcoming event she was planning to go to.
677 notes - Posted June 9, 2022
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Characters who are overpowered children and the only thing that's stopping them from obliterating anything and anyone is their overwhelming sense of duty and responsibility >>>>>>>>> literally anything else
864 notes - Posted May 11, 2022
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Bare w me because I'm a newbie DC fan
But
What if Danny's connection to the JL was Flash? Iirc Bart is a forensic scientist. So...
Danny being the victim of a homicide and taking too long to regenerate because he's too far from Amity and the portal's constant stream of ecto. So Bart gets put in charge of figuring out who he is and what happened to him. and he realizes "oh fuck the kids a meta" because... Danny's blood.
And then Danny wakes up, freaks out because he's never woken up in a morgue before and runs before the police notices and contacts the GIW
Now Bart has a meta runaway victim of homicide in Central city and he has to decide whether contacting the JL Dark is worth it.
1,215 notes - Posted July 26, 2022
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Imagine if Danny ends up in Gotham and starts vigilante-ing. The bats let him, so they must know him, must approve of him in some way.
And, well, Danny is not shy to say he's a ghost or make death jokes. Kid seems to particularly dislike the Joker...
Rumors start going around. People connect dots (are they right though?) And well... A dead kid, who the bats help out, seems to really hate the Joker most of all, seems to be fixated on helping people...
They assume this new vigilante is just the ghost of Robin, who died not too long ago (iirc Jason stays dead for like a year. But like sliding timeline. It's confusing)
Now, the question is: do the bats also think this? If so, they probably don't mention Jason's name or call him Robin. Kids going around calling himself Phantom, least they can do is respect his wish. He doesn't seem to remember his life (because he wasn't the one who lives it but what do they know) so they try to not mention that either.
Jason comes back and is very confused when he hears about this new meta who people seem to be certain is the second Robin.
1,262 notes - Posted September 27, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Still thinking about the fact that in the movie this is basically how Billy gets chosen
Shazam: i need someone pure of heart to inherit the power of the champion of magic and protect the world
Billy, a little confused, slightly excited at the idea of superpowers: really???
Shazam: yes! But we're running out of time so you'll have to do
strucks Billy with a lightning
Dies
Billy, now 6'2: what the fuck
1,861 notes - Posted May 4, 2022
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These are for Vyrthaal and Vulon from the ‘30 questions for your Dragonborn’ ask game thingie
Also I have no clue which of these are actually dragonborn? So sorry if I ask a dragonborn specific question if it doesn’t apply(I did my best to guess lol)
For Vrythaal(also what are their pronouns, and are there multiple of them?):
1, 6, 11, 10, 18, 19, 22, 26, 31
For Vulon:
1, 4, 5, 10, 14, 18, 21, 24, 27, 28, 30, 31
For Jo’saffir:
1, 9, 13, 17, 19, 21, 22, 26, 31
Sorry, I know that’s a lot of questions lol, but your ocs are really interesting and your brain is on the next level
i would also like to hear about the Vyrthaals because that has me so confused and curious at the same time
Thank you so much!
Vyrthaal uses he/him primarily, but he also likes they/them :3 Really just depends on his mood. Vyrthaal and Vulon are my my Dragonborn OCs BUT my fiance and I have a universe where All our OCs are together, with one of his (Ko'jiirah) is the Last Dragonborn n everyone else has their own roles and stories! Jo'safiir originated as a Dragonborn but as I developed him he's become a Demiprince of Hermaeus Mora! Ko'jiirah is his absolute BEST friend that he met in Helgen, and he journeys with her through all of Skyrim's main questline (barring the part where you go to Sovengard. Toby and I have joked that he would have been allowed but the College was having finals week and he was helping his students prepare XD). Now for the responses!! Thank you for sending so many questions and I'm sorry it's taken me so long to get them done :')
Now for the questions!! This got SO long omg I'm sorry :'D
Vyrthaal:
1. What is their background and backstory, summarised into a paragraph?
Tbis is the longest summary EVER but Vyrthaal is my beloved baby boy whom i love;;;;
He is a snow elf, born into nobility shortly before the Atmorans began invading Skyrim. When they began attacking his home city (he was around 11/12) his parents knew they wouldn't survive and brought Vyrthaal deep underground their home, to a bunker they created to try and protect him. There they sealed him away and he managed to be preserved for thousands of years, until an aspiring linguist trying to learn the ancient Falmeri language uncovered the bare remains of his home, and in turn, Vyrthaal. She awoke him and, after great difficulty, calmed him down and convinced him to come with her to her Stronghold--a nomadic group of Orcs that forged their own family and were roaming Skyrim at the time. There her and her family took him in, learned what happened, and offered him a home with them. Helping him recover and build up his strength. After two years (so at 13/14 technically) he had grown into a strong blacksmith and incredible archer. He already had an aptitude for magic and learned as much as he could with his Stronghold, though none of them were mages so he relied on their Wise Woman to teach him what she knew. At some point in their travels he meets Kili, a young Falmer a year older than him. He's shaken to actually see what had become of his people, but he sees that despite the torture the Dwemer put them through, they are still strong and thriving just in a new way. Him and Kili become incredibly close friends and occasionally travel together. It's during these travels that he begins the Dawnguard Questline, and since this is SO long already I'm going to skip to roughly the end. Facing off against Vyrthur he's killed, but Auri-El gives Vyrthaal his Blessing, breathing life and Sunfire into him and making him Dragonborn. OH my god that took forever--but I'm writing a fanfic about him and his life, it's on Ao3, my username is StarsDotTXT and it's the only thing I've got up on it XD I have one chapter posted and so many other in bits written out of order :')
6. How are they perceived by the major villains- Alduin, Harkon, Miraak, etc.?
Harkon: Originally not a threat at all. A mere child, though curious as he was an Ancient Falmer. Harkon really did want to convince Vyrthaal to join the Volkihar clan, but he could tell from the start that would NEVER happen. He underestimates Vyrthaal though, not thinking anything of him, until he returns later blessed by Auri-El and weilding his bow, realizing just how much of a threat he is now but Also knowing that if he doesn't kill this kid, it'll be him that dies.
Miraak: This one is....Oof. Miraak also underestimates him bc hes a child (around 15 or so when they meet), but pities him for that as well. Still, he has a goal and he won't be stopped. But jokes on Miraak, Vyrthaal is a metaphorical ray of sunshine just as much as he is a magickal one, and with the Power Of Love Vyr frees his stinky ass from Mora's grasp and drags him back to Nirn. There he reluctantly become allies with Vyrthaal (and Serana!) and appoints himself Vyr's Dovahkiin Mentor. He ends up loving this boy so much and becomes his UncleDad uwu
Alduin: Fuckin' hates this kid. Partially because at this point Vyr is so exhausted and traumatized and burnt out he isn't afraid anymore. But also because, despite that, Vyrthaal is determined. He has a home, he has a family, he has lives he'd do ANYTHING protect. Even if it means going to the place most hostile and dangerous and awful for him, all on his own, to fight a World Eater. But he'd do it a thousand times again to defend his family.
Ulfric Stormcloak: Doesn't matter Vyrthaal killed him uwu
11. If they had a pet or magical familiar as in ESO (excluding the dogs in Skyrim) what creature would it be?
A chaurus!! For a while I Did give him a chaurus but idk how well it would be able to travel with him :( But like. Vyrthaal Deserves A Chaurus.
10. Which factions are they aligned with? Including civil war sides, Thalmor, guilds etc.
Just the Dawnguard, though he's also orc blood kin.
18. Your Dragonborn is now an actual dragon- what do they look like? Do they possess any unique features or abilities?
He would look like living ice, glowing with sunfire from within :3
19. Which NPC have they killed and regretted it?
VYRTHUR;;;;;;;; It haunts him for the rest of his life. Gelebor tells him there was no other way, nothing he could have done, but he'll never forgive himself for killing him.
22. Which Daedric Prince(s) do they end up most aligned to, if any? Which artifacts do they own and which do they actively make use of?
He worships Malacath and is His Champion! He wields Volendrung but because he's more skilled at archery than he is at close combat he doesn't use it as often as Auri-El's Bow.
It was also the only weapon he brought with him to Apocrypha when he faced off against Miraak besides his own magicka :3
26. Which follower(s) would they never go anywhere without? On a personal level, what is their relationship with the follower(s) in question like and why do they stick with them?
Serana!!!! That's his BEST friend and adopted sister. They feel safer together too after the events of the Dawnguard Questline. The pair of them also get real good at fighting together, covering each other's weaknesses and boosting their strong points.
31. VERY IMPORTANT BONUS QUESTION: In their opinion, who is the best dog in all Skyrim?
I answered this one in the last ask I got, but the Dawnguard pubbies!!! He doesn't know how to care for animals tho, but he loves to feed them when he's staying at the Fort for an extended time uwu
Vulon:
1. What is their background and backstory, summarised into a paragraph?
Vulon is my self insert! It's history is now a Secret, Kept by Hermaeus Mora. But it's also just me but in Skyrim, so!! It grew up with abusive parents that had very high standards for it, basically outlined its whole life before it was even born. And Vulon hated every second of it. They refused to acknowledge who it was, what it liked, what it felt. And one day, after a particularly bad fight with them, Vulon left. It attacked its parents, severely wounding them, and fled. Along it's travels it caught the gaze of Hermaeus Mora. It was a knowledge-hungry fledgling Mage with a deep secret that tortured it, of COURSE Mora wanted it. And Vulon wanted Mora. It offered Him its past: every secret that it kept about itself, every piece of knowledge about who it was forced to be, in exchange for Devotion. And Mora, for a moment feeling something close to kindness, took its secrets and locked them away where no one would ever find them, because He would never give them up. And Vulon kept its oath, becoming one of Mora's most devoted Seekers. Sharing its findings with Mora, developing new spells and spellcasting techniques, filling tomes with its discoveries that had happy homes in Apocrypha. With Vulon's Devotion and Love, Mora knew He found a new Champion. But He also knew that Vulon carried within it the Soul of a Dragon, just like His current Champion. He knew the two would meet, and when they did Vulon's journey as the Last Dragonborn would begin uwu
4. At present, how are they perceived by the people of Skyrim? By the general population, and by different factions?
Despite being the LDB, Vulon isn't actually very well known as such. It's creepy and off-putting, and looking at it for too long gives most people headaches. Most people don't trust it because of this. Jarl Balgruuf does, because it's never actually harmed anyone (as far as he knows) and actually does a good job of slaying Dragons and protecting Whiterun. He doesn't like it exactly, and warns his children to stay away from him (citing his open Daedra worship as the reason), but he also trusts it to not go on a killing spree or anything. Let's see... It's probably wanted by the Thalmor for the whole murdering it's parents and fleeing from the Dominion thing. And snowballing off of that the Enpire probably doesn't want him unless it's behind bars. It outright murders Ulfric though, so they're not fond of him either. It gets on well with the Thieves Guild once Mercer's gone though! It isn't a part of it but it Does steal here and there. It's a member of the Dark Brotherhood but I don't know if it's Listener, only bc there's enough going on with it as it is. BUT Cicero is one of its best friends!!! So there's that :3 It does do the Dawnguard Questline bc its my FAVORITE and ofc sides with the Dawnguard. Isran actually quite likes it, which surprises everyone. But Vulon is a damn good vampire hunter and hates the Volkihar clan--namely Harkon. It immediately realizes that he's just as foul and abusive towards Serana as it's own parents were, just in other ways. And it's incredibly protective of Serana in the face of her parents. It knows she can defend herself but also knows how terrifying going against your own parents can be.
That's just about its only notable relations to any factions tho!!
5. How were they perceived before their Dragonborn identity became widely known?
Uhhhh. Poorly!! Again, it's incredibly off-putting at best. At worst it's horrifying! Lots of people thought (somewhat correctly) that it was a murderer, or thief. It's also just.....awkward when it isn't being needlessly spooky, and is just straight up Weird sometimes. So even Without all the non-mortal fuckery about it, it still wouldn't be very popular I think :3
10. Which factions are they aligned with? Including civil war sides, Thalmor, guilds etc.
Dawnguard and the Dark Brotherhood! Again, it's not a part of the Thieves Guild, but it's on good terms with the Guild in general, is welcome in the cistern, etc.
14. What is their personal favourite place in Skyrim- a town, hold, home, dungeon, or just a natural spot they happen to have a fondness for?
I think it would really like the little mushroom circle near the DB sanctuary in Falkreath!! It probably meditates in that area uwu I know there are more locations it would like that I can't remember but I'd need to boot up Skyrim and run around for a bit to jog my memory. I'll try to make note of them tho !!
I feel like Apocrypha goes without saying, but also Apocrypha feels more kike a home to it than any place on Nirn.
18. Your Dragonborn is now an actual dragon- what do they look like? Do they possess any unique features or abilities?
Like it crawled out of the depths of Apocrypha!! A vibrant, neon green with black ink oozing from between its scales, glowing orange eyes, and barbed tentacles wrapping around its body like armor that it lashes out with for close range attacks uwu
21. Do they worship any of the Divines, and if so, which do they have the strongest affinity for?
It does Not uwu
24. How did they respond to Miraak and what do they feel about him? Do they regret killing him? Did they spare him?
!!!!!!!!!! Oh yes this is a Good question for it !!
Mora tells it about Miraak. That it isn't the only Dragonborn in existence. Then He tells it that Miraak is His Champion--but Miraak hates it. He wants to escape Apocrypha and betray his Master, use the tools he was given against Him. Less to manipulate Vulon into killing him, more to give it permission. But Miraak doesn't find out about Vulon until it's too late. Until it's broken into whatever fake sanctuary Miraak thought he had, not even letting him get to the Summit of Apocrypha. Vulon tells Miraak that it's Master doesn't take kindly to a Champion that plans to betray Him and then challenges him, and it's only when they fight and Vulon Shouts that Miraak realizes this isn't some half-crazed Seeker vying for Mora's attention.
Vulon kills Miraak and ascends as Mora's Champion. It wears this title with pride and Love, and Mora is genuinely...fond of it. Vulon doesn't regret it's decision.
27. If your Dragonborn were an in-game boss fight, what would their lair be like? What enemies would help them in the fight (if any) and what quest might lead to another hero having to fight them?
I touched on it in the other ask I've answered, here! :3 Unfortunately I haven't thought of much more detail for this yet...
28. What are their greatest assets, both in terms of in-game skills and otherwise? What gave them the upper hand that allowed them to defeat Alduin?
TITS.
Ok. Sorry. UM real talk even before being approached by Mora it was an incredibly skilled and passionate mage, that loved figuring new ways of casting spells specifically in fights. So it's very good at using its terrain or environment to its advantage in general as well as improvise when things go unexpectedly wrong. And ik in game it seems like only Dragons can make new Shouts easily but I feel like it would be good at Doing Just That. It learns humans created a Shout to fuck up the Dragons and thinks "well shit, I can do that easy" and then it Does. Like I don't think that would be hard. Might piss off Alduin tho, but boo hoo.
30. Are they proud of themselves? Do they see themselves as a hero?
It is Absolutely proud of itself, but not bc its fooled itself into thinking its a hero. No, it's just a broken, traumatized, and scared young man that made it through what broke and traumatized it and came out Okay, and even happy.
31. VERY IMPORTANT BONUS QUESTION: In their opinion, who is the best dog in all Skyrim?
Answered this one too :D it's Meeko!! It would feel so worried for this poor dog, esp. after finding his owner :( It would bury him with his journal tho, and take good care of Meeko uwu
And I'll answer what I can for Jo'safiir!
1. What is their background and backstory, summarised into a paragraph?
Jo'safiir is the best friend of the Last Dragonborn, Arch Mage of the College of Winterhold, husband of Miraak, and a Demiprince of Hermaeus Mora. He was taken in by two ordinary merchant Khajiit around the same time they had their first litter. They raised him with love and care just like all his siblings, teaching him their trade, and making sure he grew up healthy. They very quickly learned that he had an affinity for magic and began buying any spell tomes they could find for him. There weren't really any instructors or tutors for a young mage (at least not that they could get a hold of) so he was entirely self taught! But he always dreamed of studying magic Officially, and when he turned 18 his parents surprised him with money and supplies for travel to the College of Winterhold. He got there safely and very quickly proved himself to be incredibly skilled naturally, with a drive to learn more that surpassed any of his peers. Savos Aren in particular appreciated this and took him on as an apprentice. About halfway through his time at the College he told his peers he would be traveling back home to visit his parents, but in reality he journeyed to Apocrypha. Ambitious as ever he was determined to unlock hidden and forgotten ancient magics, and immediately Mora noticed his son had returned. He didn't reveal Jo'safiir's "family history" to him, instead acting as a mentor for a while before letting Jo'safiir return to Winterhold. Not much goes on before The Questline happens, and with Jo'safiir having been Savos' apprentice that he had been training to take his place, Jo'safiir was comfortable taking his position early (though he grieved deeply over his master's death and always feels like it's his fault). After a few years he goes home to visit his family and along his way back he winds up getting arrested alongside the LDB, another Khajiit named Ko'jiirah, and that Kickstarts the main questline! :3
9. Whether they are magical or not- if they were to invent a spell for their own uses, that does not already exist in Skyrim, what kind of spell would they come up with?
Well he is the Arch Mage so I'd sure hope he's magical XD Lmao but anyways--I think he'd team up with J'zargo to help perfect his flame cloak scrolls, first of all. I think he'd come up with a few different combat spells that combined preexisting destruction spells, and maybe a magelight that isn't so bright, perfect for late night reading while your husband tries to sleep uwu
13. Dungeon delving- are they a fan? Do they do it for fun, or money, or just because of circumstance? Do they prefer Dwemer or Nordic ruins?
He doesn't do it for fun but Ko'jiirah drags him into it x3 To be fair though, they Do adventure together a lot. Hmm. He'd prefer Nord dungeons bc he doesn't wat to intrude upon the Falmer tho :3 He doesn't loot much from dungeons tho, but if he sees any old books or journals he'll take them!
17. What’s their style- do they tend to wear armour and if so, what sort? Otherwise what’s their average day-to-day clothing?
He doesn't wear armor except on very rare occasions where he'll have some chainmail and leather armor, typically worn under a robe. He's very much a stereotypical mage in that he's always wearing robes. Some light ones for warm weather, and many heavy, fur-lined ones for Winterhold (something Miraak always teases him for XD).
19. Which NPC have they killed and regretted it?
Yknow he doesn't actually do a lot of killing aside from bandits or like, genuinely fucked up people like the weird motherfucker who imprisoned the ghosts of a bunch of women he was creepy towards. I think he'd regret it in that it was like, a little traumatizing for him but not because he didn't think the people deserved to die.
21. Do they worship any of the Divines, and if so, which do they have the strongest affinity for?
He really doesn't, but he's not like....disrespectful towards them? He acknowledges them and acknowledges that they're. Well. Divine!
22. Which Daedric Prince(s) do they end up most aligned to, if any? Which artifacts do they own and which do they actively make use of?
Mora, simply because he's His Demiprince! He's also on good terms with Sheogorath, Mephala, and Azura.
Fun Fact: OG Dragonborn Jo'safiir was originally going to be a Champion of Meridia, bc he was my first OC and that was my first Daedric Quest :3 he still has his original dislike for the undead but now it's more him being mildly unnerved by them rather than a hatred (for them or for necromancers).
26. Which follower(s) would they never go anywhere without? On a personal level, what is their relationship with the follower(s) in question like and why do they stick with them?
Hmm I'm gonna count Miraak bc there Is the Miraak follower mod :3 That's his husband!! He comes along with Jo'safiir and Ko'jiirah on most or their travels, unless one of them is needed at the College.
31. VERY IMPORTANT BONUS QUESTION: In their opinion, who is the best dog in all Skyrim?
I think Jo'safiir would be allergic to dogs unfortunately :')
No worries about the questions, I LOVE talking about my OCs!!! I'm sorry I took so long responding to this though :') But it was LOTS of fun !!
As for the Vyrthaals--it started from me thinking "what if Vyrthaal was discovered by the Volkihar Clan instead of Marzog," and then evolved into "What if in multiple alternate timelines each Daedric Prince had Vyrthaal as a child, and then what if bc of The Hubris Of Mortals Trying To Harness Daedric Powers From Across Dimensions dragged them together into a weird new dimension that they had to work together to fight their way out of and bond together over?" And now I have a surprisingly somewhat-serious "Into the Vyrthaal-Verse" idea :') Not every Demiprince Vyrthaal is well developed, bc this is purely just a fun and goofy little adventure for me to play with in my brain, but I love the idea so much I've posted about it a bunch here and the Vyrthaals r all their own characters now :3
So if anyone wants a funky Demiprince snow elf buddy for one of their OCs-- (joking unless anyone else is down hehehe).
Thank you for asking !!! Again this was LOTS of fun I love talking about my funky guys :D
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Just a funny idea that came to mind but let’s say Y/N and her crush are in the middle of a mission and there’s a path they gotta get through but it’s blocked until they notice a hole that should be around Y/N’s size. Y/N looks at her crush with a blank expression for suggesting her to crawl through it and would say “Now’s not the time for jokes, do you really think my ass will fit through that?” And it’s not like she’s wrong, sis has a whole dump truck and thighs to spare for no reason. Thicker than a cold bowl of oatmeal on a Thursday. Just for clarity, she smacks her ass and it makes a resounding clapping sound to further prove she’s too thick for the hole.
I’d love to have Bakugo, Hawks, Dabi, and Shinsou react to that cuz why not? 🌚
a/n: omg is this you short anon? i don't know why, but i didn't see this request until i was literally scrolling through the requests- you should come back to me, you are literally my child- 🌚
warnings: suggestive as FUCK.
genre: crack/headcanons
pairing(s): bakugou x fem! reader, hawks x fem! reader, dabi x fem! reader, shinsou x fem! reader.
Bakugou
Looks at the blocked path, and then realizes he probably can't blow it up without hurting anyone, so he looks around and sees the Y/n sized hole.
"get in the fucking hole, i can't blast this wall without it killing the people behind it."
You look at him likes he crazy, and gesture down to your thighs and ass with a bored expression.
And he just stares back like- 😀 wtf get in the hole woman-
"you think my fat ass can fit in that tiny hole-"
Sees you slap the side of your thigh and just sits there for the longest time, thinking over all his life choices.
"get in the hole."
He deadass wants to see you get stuck now.
Like- get stuck.
See what happens.
Hawks
Sees the hole and his mind immediately is like- g l o r y h o l e.
Actually points it out first that your ass will probably be too fat to get past the hole in the wall.
Offers to help push you through.
I can hear the pornhub theme now-
When you slap your thigh, his mouth starts watering istg-
"if you need help, i can just, push from this side."
This is honestly just another excuse to touch your ass-
"hawks, stop groping me, just push."
"i need to grope for a better hold, baby bird."
Better grip my ass- use your 2nd hero strength-
Dabi
You guys are running, because the hero's are on your ass,
And then he sees the blocked path, and he's like,
Welp- we're fucked 🤠
Then he sees this Y/n sized hole.
"come on, you have to crawl through that hole, then get kurogiri"
"i cant you dumbass, have you seen these thighs?"
Literally tried to throw you into the hole. Doesnt even care that you slapped your thigh.
He doesn't have time for your excuses, the hero's are gonna be there in .2 seconds, you gotta hurry.
He was almost positive Kurogiri was on the other side, so you had to get on the other side and get him to make a portal to the LoV hideout.
Turns out, you were right. Your ass was sticking out on his side, but luckily, your head was with Kurogiri, so you could tell him to help you guys out.
Shinsou
He knows that you won't be able to fit you in the hole,
But when you slap your thighs,
His face is so r e d.
Thinks about throwing you over the wall with his captre weapon,
But then his mind wanders to what else his capture weapon could do to you..
Now he wants you stuck in the hole too-
Like actually, crawl in the hole, I'm sure he can find a way to get you in.
"i think i can fit you in if you squeeze your thighs together"
"yeah, now i should be able to push you through."
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