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punching-pandas · 1 year

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Today's haiku: laughter

Laughter of children

Overflows with joy and life

And ruins my nap

From panda's upcoming book, "Why is Panda Fat." Coming soon to a book store... after panda finishes nap.

#Punching Pandas #Nolen Lee #pandas #Why Is Panda Fat #haikus

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worldofkaeos · 7 months

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One of the most relatable thing about lockwood and co is that all the kids are sleep deprived and have the most messed up sleep schedules. Like, look at lockwood, does he ever sleep??

I'd say though, honestly, that my dark circles are very much comparable to his 🥲

#every morning lockwood just looks like he got freshly punched in his eyes again #imagine grinning with panda eyes that's quite creepy actually #lockwood and co #everyone is sleep deprived #l&co #lockwood & co #anthony lockwood #lucy carlyle #george cubbins #quill kipps #holly munro

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puhpandas · 5 months

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Imagine we play as Vanessa that’s under Vanny corruption still as she’s testing employees test to become a security guard and it’s reveal she’s the one to accidentally set Gregory free 💀

LMFAOOO

#mimics favorite gets freed by the new follower and its stuck with her #and she fails again and then gets freed herself 😭#mimic punching the screen rn #pandas.txt #pandas asks #pandas talks #pre help wanted 2

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giveamadeuschohisownmovie · 5 months

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hcnnibal · 2 months

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Do the Angels like nerf?

Do they play paint ball or laser tag?

Do they take it Waaaay to seriously?

I can imagine them doing laser tag, obliterating their competition, then going to play arcade games after.

If they played arcade games what's their go to game? Racing? Shooting? Dancing maybe 👀👀?

angels on a date/not date at the boardwalk and ruining some kid’s birthday party by annihilating them in laser tag 😭

#a2 likes shooting games #and they like throwing shit at clowns #u know that one game #a1 goes for the games that get the most tickets #the kung fu panda punching game perhaps #am i projecting #a1/a2 #asks

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servospawn · 10 months

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Zero.

#ts4 #sims 4 #the sims 4 #oc: zero #oc: portrait #yuppp #looking awfully like your dad kid #zero sometimes goes to my archive to look at his twink phase then he punches me in the neck for it #there is hope for panda maybe #hay idk maybe though #mat is breathing HEAVYYYY #he really looks like his sl version too #happy about that

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dickpuncher420 · 4 months

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KUNG FU PANDA 4????

#look. i love kung fu panda. but can these franchise stop beating these horses until theyre dead #dick punches

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themushroomblues · 1 year

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#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jujutsukaisenedit #jjkedit #jjkgifs #animeedit #animedaily #s1e21 #toge inumaki #aoi todo #megumi fushiguro #yuuji itadori #nobara kugisaki #maki zenin #tmb gifs #let the panda punch a zebra #jjk jujutsu koshien 🤝 samurai champloo baseball blues

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justanotherwriter140 · 2 months

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Can someone help me figure out what was said in the portion where a bunch of Po's "inner voices" are talking over each other? I could only figure out a few lines and I kind of want a transcript or something.

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A more audible inner voice says, "...Punching ironwood trees? How long did you have to do that?" which is a nice reference, and maybe something buried in the dialogue was funny. I'm just curious. Thanks!

#kung fu panda 4 #kung fu panda #dreamworks animation #dreamworks #kfp 4 #kfp #also various po heads seemed concerned so i'm inquiring on their behalf #free the po heads #they're innocent i say #except for the one claiming to be po's “inner inner voice” ik he's insufferable #he said “kung fu panda” he said it he said the thing #Youtube #also because i'm delusional i need to point this out #the only word-for-word reference made was the “punching ironwood trees” bit which sounds rerecorded for the sake of this vid #AND IT WAS LOUDER THAN THE OTHER AUDIO CLIPS #they wanted us to hear it is my point #what does it mean #what does it meaaaaan #probably nothing pls ignore me #i'm like a little rat scurrying around a kitchen looking for crumbs #not in the fun way #ok so far i have the following #you do not want to know #this dirt is itchy #i just love kung fu #what am i gonna be #are we alone in the universe #i'd kill for some food right now #punching ironwood trees? how long did you have to do that?

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tollsoftheclockwerkbelle · 4 months

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can we get a movie about tigeress alone and unpack all of that please

#kung fu panda #tigeress #ive been watching the movies again and like #is anybody else bothered about the fact that whenever there are emotional moments with Tigeress there is like. SO MUCH to unpack there #and they just go yup. and don't go back to touch that ever again #um wait! go back! i think we should explore that a little maybe?#like when Tigeress talks about punching the ironwood trees for training and feeling nothing now. but she says it in a way that.... idk.#and Po is like 'WOW THAT IS HARDCORE' and she's just 'Oh. Yeah... I guess so?' like.. babe. Do you need therapy? (the answer is yes btw)#Like. can we please talk about the fact that Po and Tigeress lived the SAME story but Po gets his happy endings and closures and payoffs #and Tigeress has to just... keep existing #until she gets written out of the narrative ig :/#I love Po so much #<3 #but let's get some more love for Tigeress here too oh my god I am begging you please

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panda-taco · 6 months

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: SPY x FAMILY (Anime), ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Anya Forger & Everyone, Anya Forger & Loid Forger | Twilight, Anya Forger & Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, Anya Forger & Genos, Anya Forger & Bang | Silver Fang, Bond (SPY x FAMILY) & Anya Forger Characters: Anya Forger, Loid Forger | Twilight, Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, Genos (One-Punch Man), Bang | Silver Fang, Damian Desmond Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, i cannot stress enough how stupid this is and how seriously i took myself while writing it, Monsters, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Crossover, Good Dog Bond (SPY x FAMILY), Tired Loid Forger | Twilight, Protective Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, Anya Forger to the Rescue, that's it that's the fic. seriously., Crack, Minor Loid Forger | Twilight/Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess Summary:

When Anya punches Damian on the first day of school, he doesn't just get knocked across the hallway. He gets thrown down the hall and out the window. Eventually, she attracts some new friends: a robot guy who insists on calling her "Sensei" and an old guy who calls himself her sensei.

Yor sees nothing wrong with this, and Twilight seriously needs to up his PPI intake.

(SxF-OPM crossover crack fic. Author takes herself far too seriously.)

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I have no excuses for this but it is up

#spy x family #one punch man #anya forger #panda writes #my post #this is simultaneously the worst and best thing i have ever written

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punching-pandas · 1 year

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Today's Haiku: Love

Love is like diamond

So many ways it can shine

And way too pricey

#Punching Pandas #Nolen Lee #Pak Panda #Petunia Panda #Steve the Marten #Valentines Day

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anothertickleblog · 1 year

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Every time there's a fight scene in something and the big strong one says "that tickles" meaning the attacks aren't doing anything

I just wish it'd actually tickle, beating someone up and they just start giggling and squirming, pushing the attacker away all blushy and embarrassed

They'd both be so confused hehe, and then of course the person punching figures it out with an "Oh~" and takes full advantage >:]

#tickle #tickling #tickle community #this is just po in kung fu panda #but I want it to be the big cocky one or the villain >:]#take them down with so many tickly punches they're too blushy and confused to keep fighting #would be very cute i think (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)#if I still wrote fics I'd use this but alas all i can produce is concepts

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oflgtfol · 1 year

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its really fascinating how shifu coddled tai lung and had impossibly great expectations of him, and then when that backfired, he then raised tigress in the exact opposite way, being severely cold and standoffish and offering little to no praise whatsoever. both tigress and tai lung wanted to make shifu proud: tai lung because shifu expected impossible greatness from him, and tigress because shifu expected no greatness from her. its like congrats you fucked up both your children just in completely opposite ways

#this guy sucks as a parent LMAO #and yet he was given guardianship of TWO!! orphaned cats #brot watches kung fu panda #kung fu panda #their little weird family is so fucked it means so much to me #tigress and tai lung who are technically siblings but never meet in sibling contexts #both of them haunted by how shifu raised them like HELLO !!!!#tai lung’s whole … *gestures broadly*#and tigress’s whole. PUNCHING TREES TILL SHE DOESNT FEEL ANYTHING ANYMORE

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darkcrowprincess · 2 years

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Kung fu panda 4 au*Po and Tigress running for their lives from too many emperor's guards to fight just the two of them. *

Po terrified : Remember at our tea wedding ceremony when you said you'd take me for better or worse from that day forward until death shall part us?

Tigress also running: What did you do?

Po: may have punched that guy who was insulting you.

Tigress: Po!