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doodlebloo · 3 years

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Happy Tubbo day everyone! Here is another Tubbo Momence Compilation to remind you why you should gift subs :)

Tubbo: Fuck! Ranboo: Did it work? Did it work? Tubbo: I was so close! Ranboo: Did it work? Tubbo: I was so close! Damn it! Nooo! — Tommy: Do you have any invisibility potions? Tubbo: No. However! I have something that I would consider better. Tommy: Okay, what is it. Tubbo: Nukes! Tommy: *screams* — Tubbo: Holy fuck, shit, fuckin’ fuckin’ shit shit, fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ shit shit fuckin’ fuckin’ shittttt — Tommy: You look like a middle aged mum at a beach with those glasses on your head like that. Tubbo: Yeah. I wear bikinis… That’s my thing. — Schlatt: Not you? Tubbo: Thank you, Wilbur. Tommy: Not me. I’ve never done anything bad. Wilbur: What was his- what was his name, Tubbo? Tubbo, what was his name? Tubbo: Fuckin’… Swimmy. Tommy: Pfft, what? — Tommy: Oh, you look, you look… plentiful. Tubbo: Yeah, Fundy, how do you like being gaslighted, you adulterous bitch? Tommy: No, you don’t- what the fuck, what the- that is the opposite of what you do in this situa- Tubbo: What — Fundy: How much energy do you think it costs to rob someone? Like- Tubbo: *Screams* Ranboo: That was a… I’ve never heard Tubbo scream. Fundy: I’ve never heard that either. — Ranboo: Yeah, see, it didn’t even go up. It didn’t even go up. Tubbo: Yeah, but you were 130 away, Ranboo: Mhm Tubbo: Then they gifted 200 subs in two 100 quantities back to back, which means your immediate sub count would have been over the sub goal. Phil: Guys, can we just appreciate- Ranboo: That doesn’t count on the website- Tubbo: Sit. The fuck. Down. — Karl: *in tears* Tubbo: This is Benson, he’s back. Karl: I’m crying. Tubbo: Benson is pogging indeed. — Tubbo: Karl… I have it in real life. Karl: No, you don’t. No you don’t. No you don’t! Tubbo: And you wanna see the best thing about it? He fucking glows. Karl: No he doesn’t! Bad: Oh my gosh… Karl: Tubbo, you’re an angel… — Tommy: Guys, without me, they simply won’t- Tommy: Wh- okay Tommy: Please- — Tubbo: May (x9) Mayyyyyyyyyyyy Tubbo: Where- oh, hello. Ranboo: Hello. Tubbo: Where’d you come from? Hey sexy. Nice ass. I can say things like this because I’m a motherfuckin’ beeeee. — Tubbo: AAAAaaaah Tommy: *laughter* — *captions in video* — Tubbo: Repeat after me. I am so wholesome and baby. UwU. Tommy: I’ll kill you. Tubbo: Good. Type it. — Tubbo: *laughter* Ranboo: What? Tubbo: I was winking at myself in the preview of my camera and forgot Twitch chat could see me. — Fundy: Uhhh- Dream: Behind! Fundy: Yellow? Tubbo: No! Fundy: Yes! Dream: You’re good! You won, Tubbo, you won! Fundy: Yes, Tubbo! Let’s go, dude! Sylvee: Tubbo, you’re insane! You’re an actual god at the game. Dream: Your first thing! Sylvee: Tubbo is a god! Fundy: Dude, let’s go Tubbo! — Tubbo: Take the L! You can’t get jack! You can’t get jack- ooh, ooh, you’re wearing your armor, you’re wearing your armor, are you? Ooh, you’re wear- you’re wearing your fancy armor, are you? Oh, oh this is unfortunate! Oh, what, you gonna kill me? Oh no, have I died again? Ohhh — Tubbo: Absolute clowns. Absolute clowns! Go on, kill me! Kill me! Where will I end up, ay? Where will I end up? Oh… And now we’re back at spawn. Onwards to L'Manberg, boys! — Ranboo: What percentage funny are we at? Tommy: How are we holding up, C Team? How are you guys doing in the humor department? Techno: Wait, C Team? We’ve been demoted. — *captions in video* — Tubbo: I was scared of dentists and the dark, Ranboo: Is that- Tubbo: I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations, oh…

#tubbo #tubboday #i just like . tub bo.#the clip of him in mcc makes me SO happy. Go watch his first mcc if you havent already pls he popped tf OFF #also the ''fuckin swimmy'' bit was the first time i saw tubbo live (on tommys stream) and i thought it was so funny #that i started casually watching him and then once i got into the lore and he became a spy i started maining him bc daily streams #memories :pensive:#vids #besthits

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dreamcatcherrs · 3 years

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when you accidentally hurt yourself; mcyt x reader

dream:

it doesn't matter how small the wound is, even if it’s a scratch, clay will pick you up and carry you in a princess hold and onto a counter

probably has a whole first aid kit to help fix you up again, and does so with very gentle touches and small kisses

he was born for this moment

george:

laughs as he helps you onto your feet again, asking you if you're okay so it’s safe to keep laughing

throughout the day, though, he keeps asking you if you're still okay, and trails his fingers over your arm comfortingly whenever he sees you wince from the pain

sapnap:

cradles your face in his hands, squishing your cheeks together so much that you have to tell him that that’s actually more painful than the injury itself

he cleans up the place where you hurt yourself, kissing it better and then watching your favourite movie together

badboyhalo:

immediately rushes over to help you, checking every place on your body to make sure you aren't seriously hurt

treats you for an ice cream to make you feel better, and gives you a whole lecture about being more careful

technoblade:

as he’s helping you with cleaning up your cut, he proceeds to remind you of how ridiculously clumsy you are; “how did you even fall over nothing?”

you pout at him for the rest of the night to get some free cuddles out of him “but I’m hurt, techno :( you have to cuddle me now.”

what can he do but to give in?

wilbur soot:

“awww baby, what happened?”

coos at you a lot, and even though you barely even scraped your knee, he still acts like this is the worst injury you could ever get

cradles your face a lot, even though that’s far from where you hurt yourself💀

jschlatt:

when you land face first onto the ground, schlatt can't help but to laugh loudly at you

he comes to help you when you stand up and… actually look hurt. when he sees that, he takes it seriously immediately; “hey… no no, don’t cry.”

wipes your tears away with his thumb and kisses your forehead, but despite being soft in the moment, he definitely laughs about it later

corpse husband:

“oh no.” he only laughs a little… but then even more when you turn to shoot daggers at him with your eyes

picks you up and sits you on his lap, massaging the place where you hurt yourself since he knew you'd be getting bruises there in no time

offers to buy you your favourite snacks, and honestly, who can turn down that offer?

karl jacobs:

“AHHH what are you doing y/n?! are you trying to send yourself to the hospital?”

he panics so much, for no reason istg; “karl, I’m fine.” “maybe we should actually go to the hospital. just in case!” “honey, I just slammed the door onto my finger. that's all!”

he doesn't calm down before you're cuddled up in his arms

skeppy:

nearly catches you before you fall. well… nearly.

“are you okay???”

lets you lean all of your wait on him when you walk home, and will even carry you if he has to

fundy:

starts peaking frantically in dutch, which really only makes you roll your eyes

“will you stop speaking dutch already, it’s not like I’m dying.”

despite your attitude, he still helps you with checking where you hurt yourself, tenderly pressing onto it

quackity:

“AHAHAHAH Y/N WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”

laughs for an eternity while he helps you up, ignoring the way you're looking at him as he goes to check where you hurt yourself

speaks to you in spanish to make you forgive him for laughing, cause he knows you love when he does that

punz:

sits you down on a chair and pulls one out to sit in front of you, looking all sweet and ready to take care of you...

and then he pulls up your shirt slightly, just to tease you, resulting in you slapping his shoulder, causing him to laugh; “oh, this wasn't where you hurt yourself?”

… you had hurt your leg -_- he knew exactly what he was doing

awesamdude:

tells you to lean your head back and lay down, while he rushes out to the bathroom to get a roll of toilet paper for your nose bleed

as he stuffs your nose with the toilet paper only moments later, he lectures you not to do that again

“only you could get a nose bleed from opening a pickle jar!”

slimecicle:

watches as you miserably fail to walk on your foot after falling, and bends down, ready for you to jump onto him

gives you a piggy back ride home with no issue (we all know he’s on his BUFF SLIMECICLE arc) and gives you a nice foot and leg rub

eret:

tilts your face up, so he can study your face very closely for any scratches, knowing you'll be a blushing mess from it

manages to hide his smirk a little when telling you that you look fine, letting his hand linger before walking away from you, going back to what he was doing before

foolish:

“oh my god, baby, are you okay?”

giggles at the whole incident to make you feel less awkward about it, patting your head as he sits you down

gestures for you to give him your hand and rubs smooth circles over your knuckles

jack manifold:

pulls you into his arms in a hug, stroking your hair comfortingly and sits you down after you damaged your head

“on the bright side, you won't have any less brain cells than before!”

he ends up getting more hurt than you did once you’re done with him😠

tommy:

points and laughs at you, and if in public, he pretends like he doesn't know you, doing the “we irritating” move

obviously he comes over to help you once he’s laughed it off, going soft for you when seeing that you're bleeding

“oh nooo, y/n🥺” tells you to pog through the pain

tubbo:

uhh I’m pretty sure this man watches grey’s anatomy daily, so he’d be spitting some facts, even unneeded, in your face

oh, you hit your head? he’ll be checking if your pupils are dilated to see if you might have a brain bleed, even though you literally only fell out of bed

ranboo:

when you slammed your head into the cabinet door when looking for some flour, ranboo quickly comes over to you and coos at you like you're a baby

“ohhh what did you do :(?”

cradles your head in his arms and let’s you rest against his chest for a while to soothe the pain

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hangezoeenthusiast · 3 years

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God(hcs)

c!multiple x god!reader

notes: the reader will be the god of death to make it a little bit more spicy :). c!punz’s pronouns are he/they, i’m not sure about the others, but i know theirs. also why does ranboo take away my gender? /j

word count: 1,672

warnings: arson, violence, cursing, yelling, mention of death, voices in technos part, spoilers for wilbur if you haven’t watch tommy’s lore stream, revival for wilbur, making a religion, time travel, egg, prison, stealing, anarchy, playful name calling

Sapnap

so obviously y’all would be a great match :)

you have creative mode, so when sap would ask you to give him a lighter and tnt, you would GLADLY give it

also, can we talk about him being a nether hybrid

fire squared

like fires left and right, hide your mom and your children in your house lol /j

but besides the whole arson thing, you favor him above anyone else on the server

like if he asks for diamond blocks, well here’s a whole inventory of it, also, here’s some ancient debris and some netherite

if someone asked, you would probably grant them with poison and curses, just because you can’t be “unloyal” to snapchat

wouldn’t be lonely anymore

Dreamwastaken

this duo is less chaotic, but chaotic enough where people avoid you

he still asks you for stuff, but most of the time, you don’t give him it because he annoys you too much about giving stuff

“hey y/n/n, can i pretty please get some emerald blocks.”

“nope bitch, get it yourself.”

but sometimes, you grant him some op shit, when it’s your good day

“because i’m being nice, here’s some diamond, now, don’t ask me again you little piss baby.”

“shut your trap y/n.”

“or what homeless teletubby, what are you going to do to a god like me?”

“you hang out with technoblade to much.”

Georgenotfound

maybe the least chaotic duo

you guys keep on relaxing and relaxing until the point where you don’t do anything

he barely asks you for anything, but only when it’s really really important, like a house or build

especially when he was building his little cottagecore house, he needed your godly presence to help

“y/n, what should the roof be made of?”

“i suggest brick, it makes it more aestheticy if that makes any sense.”

also barely any drama or tea with you guys

never arguing and never betraying each other is a must

Tubbo

also another least chaotic duo

literally help him with his bee farm, he will (platonically) love you forever

gotta be close to ranboo, that’s the rule

gives him SO much stuff, he’s a precious boi 🙄

also gotta be close to tommy, but not as much unfortunately

you help him pick out things for builds, like what material clashes with another, etc

“do you think that the wool and the netherite blocks look good together y/n?”

“nah, what i suggest is the wool with the gold, it looks perfect.”

sometiems, gotta put him in check because he gets a little ego built up

you definitely yank his horn a little too hard because of your IMMENSE STRENGTH

“OW, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT Y/N.”

“calm down sunny, you were just getting a bit over your head a little.”

Tommyinnit

chaotic duo like sapnap

snaps at anyone who annoys you and vice versa

you give him EVERYTHING, obviously except op and creative

he tries to persuade you to do something, but dreamxd wouldn’t allow it, since he is the main boss

“come on y/n, give me op.”

“no tommy, xd will kick my ass.”

“pweaseee.”

“no.”

you would DEFINITELY help him with the Big Innit Hotel, making the whole layout and color palette.

both of you have an intense hatred for ranboo, since he “stole” tubbo away from tommy

Ranboo

least involved in everything

just stay in the tundra and drink some tea, and you’re good for all of your life

helps him get netherite all the time so your boii can get the good stuff 😬

when he mines to get diamonds, he literally prays to you

“y/n, if you’re listening, please give me a 6 vein, i desperately need it for my collection of diamond blocks.”

and THERE IT IS

more than a 6 vein actually, a 12 vein

guess he needs to pray to you more

daily tea sessions, to talk about the good stuff, and NO, and i repeat NO skipping

threatening to flick water on him check ✅

Wilbur Soot

literally you spoil him

not to be angsty, but when he died and lost his last canon life, you revived him instead of Dream

now he’s practically at your knees

like he’s thinks that he owes you, but actually that’s the opposite

he was revived because you were lonely, and wanted your best friend back :(

prays to you when he goes to bed

“hey y/n, hope you’re having a great day, (platonically) love you.”

“love you too mortal.”

sometimes, to be at the peak of godness, you shower upon wilbur as gold to symbolize blessings, like zeus did before

“omg y/n, what are you doing?”

“i’m trying to bless you, shut up bitch.”

just saying, he would make a religion about you :/

Karl Jacobs

omg don’t get me started on this

first, you wouldn’t codone him going back in time

he would definitely forget your name a lot, so that’s why you hated it

“hey karl, how are you doing?”

“i’m sorry, but do i know you?”

ANGST IS TOO MUCH FOR ME

you were definitely the one to push him towards sapnap and quackity

this is also another spoiled boi

give him the entire world while you’re at it pwease

he wants a few diamonds, nope, give him a chest full of them

Quackity

why are there so much chaotic duos in here?

literally chaos times infinity

energy to the max

literally, did you take an energy drink

grants him every wish he can randomly think off

“can i get a bucket with lava and a fish in it?”

“weird choice, but ok man.”

gotta be close to sap and karl or he isn’t your friend anymore /j

helps with las nevadas a lot, and definitely tries to rig the machines so you get money

“hey big q, i got 10,000 dollars.”

“that’s impossible... y/n, did you cheat?”

“nooo 😊”

help him preen his wings, and he goes “I LOVE YOU, MWAH MWAH.” obviously in his mind 🙄

Awesamdude

definitely helps him maintain the prison

you both love setting up red stone contraptions and pistons and all that giz

“hey sam, do you know where the redstone torches are?”

“yeah, there behind the pistons in the back.”

also you helped build the prison, since he could do that by himself

“are you sure that lava wall will work y/n, your calculations seem inaccurate.”

“i’m sure sam, this will add some more security to this goddamn server.”

nerd squared lol

BadBoyHalo

wouldn’t condone the egg

you warned him multiple times to get away from its grasp, but most of the times he’ll decline

“i won’t y/n, the egg is the future.”

he still, even after all the advancements, even after everything, he tries to ask you to join the eggpire

“come on y/n, you’ll like being with us.”

“i don’t wanna be on a stupid egg side, like let me crack the egg, i wanna eat it and turn it into a omelette.”

he doesn’t like that joke :(

but before he discovered the egg, both of you were joint at the hip

sight seeing was a must

languages being thrown around everywhere, since you were the little language muffin

Punz

steals stuff from everyone

hide your stuff, because the punzo-y/n team is unstoppable

definitely they can be really stubborn and indecisive

like one day, he will be like, “i need gold blocks.” and the next, “nevermind, i need netherite actually.”

like hon, stop switching

also anarchy buddies

burning down forests and buildings are your guys’s specialty

when you give him gold when they doesn’t ask, his heart goes brrr and his brain goes, “pog pog, they’re so cool, lets hug them.”

Technoblade

now this is the most deadly duo in the entire Dream Smp

better not piss you guys off 😐

he’s the Blood God, and you’re the God/Goddess/God being of Death

so if some occasion where you need to battle someone, like Techno’s enemies, *clears throat and murmurs Quackity*, you will obviously back your boy up :)

help him with enchanting and potions and he’s set for life

also you got have to be close to the great Philza Minecraft since him and Techno are buddy buddy

anarchy squared

helps with the voices since you have some of your own

“so what you’re saying is that i need to pay attention to them?”

“yeah, when i first learned that the voices were in my head, i tried to ignore them, but that sucked. so what i did was try to distract myself with various tasks, and that sucked.”

“so what do i do, you’re saying that i should listen to them, but how do i do that when they literally shout at me.”

“just embrace it, obviously when they do their little chant of blood for the blood god, you have to ignore them.”

“you suck at advice.”

Philza Minecraft

so since both of you resemble death, him being the Angel of Death and you being the God/Goddess/God being of Death, y’all are fucking best friends, platonic soulmates if you will

death squared

watch out, because if you piss them off, prepare to d-

gotta be close to Ranboo and Techno, and obviously others who he platonically likes

he doesn’t need to ask you for stuff, he’s the fricking Angel of Death, but he will ask you to preen his wings :D

“ow, not there y/n.”

“oh shut up grandpa, let me do it.”

“I’M NOT OLD DUMBASS.”

Dream XD

two gods at once, damn there is so much chaos

left and right, you guys are noticed by everyone, like purrrr

y’all would be in some fancy shit, to show your power

you would get jealous of him hanging out with george

“why are you jealous y/n?”

“you’re hanging out with george to much, hang out with me please :(.”

gifts are a must, even though both of you have access to creative

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demonboyhalo · 2 years

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Ranboo: Cause yknow what, if you brought Baby Jim to my house I would throw it into the fire so. I mean, yeah it would be a good -

Billzo, audibly in pain: Nooo!

Ranboo: You're right! It would be a good house warming present because I would burn him. Instantly.

Billzo, mournfully: Baby Jim.

Ranboo, distantly shouting as he walks out of frame: I would! I would! I actually would.

Billzo: Do y'know who Baby Jim is? Do you have any idea who you're talking about right now? He has links to the mafia mate.

the way i GASPED when Billzo said this - i'm adding arson to Ranboo's list of crimes and Baby Jim to the list of his mafia familigia's enemies. clearly, there is tension between these crime families for Ranboo to detest him so much

#the temptation to tag this with baby jim #mafia truthing #mcyt #ranboo #billzo #bones duo

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fantasy-innit · 3 years

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fluff for tommy or ranboo , , they've been thrgouhg s o m jhuch,, . ,

long week | tommyinnit x reader

OKAY so i didnt know if you wanted the smp characters and tbh i have NOOO idea whats going on with lore. sooooooo let me know if u want another one with the smp characters and I will gladyyy do it!!! <3<3

ALSO in case you didn't see my rules,, i do not write inherent romance for minors! it is up to you how you interpret this (platonic or romantic,, dont be weird!)

gn!reader

f/s- favourite show

620 words, sorry its a little short lol it's 5am at the time im writing this (i think this is posting at noon? not sure)

tw cursing, stress?

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the day had been long, the vermillion sunset cascading across the skyline. the beginning of the eve fell onto the city like a 'once upon a time' to a fairytale.

his inbox piled with message after message, and whether it was a friend or a fan, tommy felt no motivation to stand up and sit down at his desk. his phone buzzed against his pillow as turned over in his bed, stuffing his face into his pillow.

despite his disregards towards his phone, the buzzing persisted until he'd had enough.

he cursed under his breath and turned his shoulders around his back to reach his charging phone.

tommy gripped his phone and squinted, the bright, blue light straining his retinas. he stared blankly at the incoming phone call, but he turned up his lips upon reading the contact. he sighed and swiped to answer the phone.

"y/n?... what's up?"

y/n was tapping among their desk, and exhaled sharply, "are you okay? sorry if i'm being, like, clingy, but y'know, your seemed really bummed in the car this morning before you left for class."

tommy groaned and sat up in his bed. "yeah, yeah, fuck... i'm okay. just a, um, a long week i guess."

"okay, dude, now you're just lying." y/n spoke, getting up from their desk and plopping down onto their unmade bed, "i know you just a bit too much. and what i'm hearing right now is your lying voice."

tommy laughed silently to himself and replied, "man- i try to tackle everything and pretend like it doesn't have an affect on me. but, like, recently? each thing added for me to do feels like a stack of bricks on my shoulders. i'm so tired, y/n."

"oh, tommy." y/n spoke as they left their room, keys in hand. "okay, i'm coming over. we are gonna relax tonight. no streaming, no stress. i'll drop by sainsburys and get some food. stay put."

y/n pulled the door of their car closed and navigated their way to sainsburys.

grabbing a few of theirs and tommy's favourite snacks, they made their way through the unpopulated sainsburys.

a few short minutes later, y/n arrived at tommy's front porch and knocked softly on the door.

a baggy eyed tommy pulled open the door and sighed, pulling y/n into a hug.

"it's okay, tommy. i'm here now, and we can watch annyythinnngg you want! or, you know, we could watch f/s, but i'll do anything."

"uggghhh," he groaned, flopping onto his sitting room couch and looked up at them with pleading eyes. "i just wanna sleep."

y/n smiled and set down the orange sainsburys bag on the kitchen counter. "okayyy, give me a second."

they took off their shoes and sat down at the end of the couch. tommy scooted himself closer to them and placed his head into their lap. he stared up at y/n and smiled soflty.

"i don't deserve you. you're a great friend."

y/n sighed into a smile. "yeah, im great, aren't i?"

"shut the fuck up." he whispered as y/n twirled with the ends of his blond hair.

"mmm you can't tell me what to do."

tommy smiled, eyes closed. "i guess you're right. if you want we can put on f/s."

"aww so, so kind of you tommy. i think we can just turn on one of bo's specials. what do you think?"

"mm okay.."

y/n twirled a piece of his hair with her finger and with the other hand directed itself towards the remote and turned on the tv.

"you can sleep. go to sleep little baby."

he smiled, "go to hell bitch."

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dsmp-agere-stuff · 3 years

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Hello Jade ! it’s 🍒 again but could you write little!ranboo with cgs!tubbo and tommy? for plot maybe ranboo has been stressed with syndicate meetings, but when he wakes up regressed he’s confused because he’s never done it before. he becomes overwhelmed and scared so he gets tubbo. tubbo understands but has never been a cg so he calls tommy (tommy has been a cg to wilbur before) so tommy comes over, him and tubbo take care of ranboo. maybe they play hide and seek / tubbo carrying ranboo thanks!

Sorry this took me a while to get to!! It came out a lot more angsty than usual, so- beware of that.

Tw: described panic attack that ends after ——, Shame about regression, believing you aren’t deserving to regress

Ranboo rolled over in his bed and stuffed his face into the pillow, shaking his head some to burrow it in more. He pulled his blanket closer and hummed into whatever was in his arms. He whined when a piston went off somewhere and burrowed his face into the thing he was holding, which was a grass plush. He looked up once the sound was over and carefully got up, trying to find something to eat, but wobbled too much to get all the way to the fridge. He just sat down on the floor and whined to himself, going to bite his nails. He looked around for something to get, too tired, he thought, to really think. Which meant he couldn’t do anything, which sucked. He knew he had stuff to do today! He had meetings!! He had to tell Techno that Quackity was being mean!! He wasn’t supposed to be tired now!

Ranboo rubbed at his face with his sleeves to try and get the water off his face, staying on the ground as he got a message from his little communicator.

Tubbo. Tubbo was supposed to- Tubbo-

Ranboo’s Brain was far too foggy to read and he was absolutely not telling Tubbo about this of all things. So, he just slid it to the side and went from chewing on his nails to sucking on his thumb, trying to calm himself down about the meeting by reasoning with himself, which was usually the opposite of what actually happened, like this time, where he just catastrophized himself into a corner.

His communicator was an awful background noise to the whole thing as he finally got the energy to get up and start pacing around, still wobbly but needing to move in some way. He almost tripped so many times but he managed.

——

Someone knocked on the door and opened it anyway, “Why’re you ignoring me!” Tubbo joked as he knocked on the ladder downstairs, expecting Ranboo to be busy.

Ranboo let out a little whimper, shaking his head out of guilt, not getting that Tubbo was joking.

Tubbo heard the noise and ran upstairs with a laugh until he saw Ranboo and paused, “yo. You okay boss man?”

Ranboo shook his head and messed with his clothes, still pacing.

“Hey, hey.” Tubbo walked closer to him, “what’s wrong? What do you need?”

Ranboo shook his head again and rubbed at his face with his sleeves.

“Tissues?” Tubbo guessed.

“Nooo!” Ranboo Drew out in almost another whine, then looked down in what seemed like shame, still walking.

Tubbo rolled his eyes, “work with me dude.”

Ranboo made a softer version of aggressive noises he could make, still tearing up.

Tubbo sighed, “I’m calling Tommy, okay? Let’s get you to sit down, okay?”

Ranboo shook his head more.

Tubbo glanced at the block on Ranboo’s bed, “just mess with your blocks, man. I have to talk to Tommy.” Tubbo sent Tommy a message about it.

Ranboo begrudgingly went and grabbed the block, stuffing his face in it again. He continued to pace, holding the plush as tight as he could. He couldn’t remember where he got the plush from but he didn’t care, it was making him think a bit less and that helped.

Tubbo came out from the corner of the room and went over to Ranboo, “Hey, Ranboo, are you little?” He asked softly, trying to not be too alarming in case Tommy was right.

Ranboo just looked confused and shook his head, not even looking Tubbo’s way. Tubbo huffed and continued to text Tommy, “Tommy’s gonna come over to check on you, okay? He knows mental health stuff better than most of us, sadly.” Tubbo shrugged and went to the corner again

Tubbo looked around the room while Ranboo started to rock himself in place, singing to himself in light little noises.

Tommy eventually ran in and was clearly holding in his usual yells, “alright, what is this then?” He exaggerated his accent to try to cheer Ranboo up, maybe.

Tubbo sighed, “Ranboo’s being a downer- more than usual.”

Tommy watched Ranboo for a moment, then went over and tilted his head, “you scared, big man?”

Ranboo immediately shook his head and bit onto the plush, looking away from Tommy.

Tommy took a step back, “hey, hey, it’s fine.” Tommy turned to Tubbo, “he is *so* little. Tubbo, he’s literally babbling.”

Tubbo shrugged, “hey, I don’t know what it is.”

“It’s your husband!”

Tubbo sighed, “yeah, but you kinda need to tell me what to do ta- ya know- deal with it??”

Tommy rolled his eyes and shrugged, “I mean you have a kid right?”

Ranboo finally let out a little vwoop, glaring at the two’s heads.

“Sorry.” Tubbo mumbled.

“Just treat him like any other kid.” Tommy suggested.

Tubbo nodded confusedly and walked over to Ranboo, not looking up at Ranboo, “hey, big man, let’s sit on the ground, okay?”

Ranboo glanced down then carefully sat down, pulling his legs close to himself.

Tubbo smiled and laid on the ground, “you have no clue what being little is, huh?”

Ranboo shook his head.

“Well, neither do I. Tommy!” Tubbo got up and gestured for Tommy to sit down.

Tommy gave Tubbo a face then sat down in front of Ranboo. “Fine, fine.”

Tubbo smiled, “I’ll go get us food.”

Tommy and Ranboo just sat near each other for a bit, until Tommy spoke up, “sooo- regression.”

Ranboo mumbled something against the plush.

Tommy sighed and set his bag to the side and started unpacking it, “what’s a good way to phrase this... okay, okay, so you know how like, we all cope with the ssstuff that happened on the smp. The usually coping method is you know making a new country. Wonder what that says about Karl... anyway! A probably like- better one is what you’re doing, which is called, you guessed it, age regression!”

Ranboo was too tired to guess anything, trying to find a comfy spot to sit, but the floor was stone so that wasn’t happening.

“It’s like- you feel like a kid and you act like one? And it helps?” Tommy scrunched up his face, then shrugged, “Wilbur did it before... you know and like. It did calm him down some. He was really fun too, like how a puppy is fun for like the first 10 minutes, but drag it out for- I don’t know? An hour? Who cares, you get what I’m saying.”

Ranboo has absolutely no clue what Tommy was saying and just nodded, scooting closer for comfort.

Tommy rolled his eyes in mock annoyance and got close enough for Ranboo to lean on him, which he did. Tubbo came up with a bunch of crackers and things to go with it, “yooo?”

Tommy shrugged with his free shoulder and held out his hands for the food.

Tubbo set the plate in front of the two.

Tommy looked over at Ranboo, “we should get you regression things.”

Ranboo shook his head, “no nee’.”

Tommy rolled his eyes, “do.”

“No”

“You do.”

“M-m.”

“Ranboooo, come on, big man. You can’t tear your plushies to shreds.”

Ranboo pulled his mouth far away from where he was biting it, pouting and whining.

Tommy snorted, “you know I’m right.”

Ranboo shook his head, “won’ b’ b’b.”

“Huh.” Tubbo asked mid bite.

“You’re almost definitely going to be a baby again. We should be prepared for that, at least a little bit, you know?”

Ranboo stuffed his face in the plush again, “nooooo-“

Tommy huffed, “why not?”

“Go’a ‘tay biiig!” Ranboo bounced on of his legs.

Tommy shrugged, “you really don’t have to. Tubbo and I and like- your other friends can help watch you whenever.”

“Listen, if it helps you, poggers man.”

Ranboo made a loud screech and threw his plush to the wall, then ran over to his bed, getting on it and hiding under the blanket.

Tommy and Tubbo both stopped mid everything and watched Ranboo, confused as to why he was suddenly so agressive.

Tubbo took the grass plush and set it next to Ranboo on the bed. Ranboo got out of the blanket to take it and put the blanket back over. Tubbo sat in that spot and gently laughed as Ranboo immediately hugged him around the stomach. Tommy sighed and went over to the other side of Ranboo’s bed, “we’ll talk about it when you’re big. For now... how old you feel, big man?”

Ranboo shrugged and hugged Tommy’s arm, trying to hug both and the plush. Tommy messed up Ranboo’s hair, “you seem like a tiny little toddler.”

Tubbo smiled and rubbed Ranboo’s ring, “sooo, just about carrying age?”

Ranboo very audibly gasped and held his arms out.

Tubbo snorted, picking Ranboo up carefully, “there we go.”

Ranboo was immediately almost bouncing out of Tubbo’s grip out of joy. He babbled and vwooped out something neither one of them knew, but both cooed at the cute noise.

Ranboo kept babbling, pointing at things and telling them about whatever he felt like, trying to gesture to further elaborate, but at some point Tommy gave him a rattle (made from a little jar, beads, and a stick) and Ranboo gave up trying to make sense in favor of making as much noise as he could. Tubbo tried to respond as well as possible. Ranboo just enjoyed them both listening, almost talking himself back to sleep.

Tommy helped get Ranboo back in bed, “now I’m gonna get you more little toys, got it?”

Ranboo let out a good whine before shoving his face back into the grass plush.

Tubbo sighed and pet Ranboo, “you cool with me staying here?”

Ranboo nodded and gestured to Tommy with his shoulder, still nodding.

Tubbo took a breath, “we’ll be downstairs if you need anything. I’ll send Enderchest up.”

Ranboo let out a happy vwoop before genuinely trying to sleep.

“Night big man.” Tommy mumbled.

Tubbo pet Ranboo more, “Night, Ranboo. Love you.”

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solardrink · 3 years

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alright lets go over the rundown of todays certified wiblur soot lore

wilbur and ranboo are walkin and talkin- wilbur reminisces about lmanburg and the lmanburg anthem while ranboo learns history from the big founder man himself

apparently they chose to put it to the theme of "hallelujah" by leonard cohen (who is canon now i guess) because tommy would always sing that song when tending to plants- a very wholesome now canon fact

the two head over to the museum, talk some more about lmanburg, then wilba takes the leads and dashes to the lmanhole to see the changes

the glass is removed and most of the debris has been cleared (unsure if any characters know if philza did this)

the two hear someone playing the anthem sadly on the other side of the crater

its tubbo

wilbur asks if tubbo and ranboo know each other (they are most likely laughing so hard in their heads) but they basically kinda mumble "i guess yeah"

anyway tubbos in a bit of a state, hes wearing his old president suit and is prepared to make a few c!tubbo headcanons, canon

wilbur and tubbo talk as ranboo observes

tubbo and wilbur talk about how the huge crater came to be and that dream, techno and philza actually made it (unclear if wilbur gathered that dream helped since tubbo failed to clarify for some reason) wilbur doesnt understand why they would do that and tubbo says its becuase of government or mainly his fault...

(also imagine c!tubbos face as wilbur said hes my hero LMAO)

tubbo says that without lmaburg he has "nothing left to fight for" which mustve been a pretty tough thing for his husband to hear a few feet away

wilbur remarks about that "one of the fails of anarchy" which is pretty insightful and leads into his request of tubbo

wilbur apologizes for saying cruel things to tubbo when he became president and asks for forgiveness

tubbo forgives him (its all he ever does really, huh?)

but he refuses to trust wilbur until he can prove himself (big round of applause there folks)

wilbur asks tubbo to join "Paradise" the new area hes creating near las nevadas with him and ranboo (and technically tommy as well i think)

tubbo says no since he doesnt trust wilbur and wilbur attempts to prove how hes changed in all his years away at moms place

tubbo however thinks that people can change, a sentiment c!beeduo seem to share in regards to wilbur

tubbo brings up his nightmares practically every day of him being executed by technoblade and wilbur apologizes for not stepping in

"i couldve"

"but you didnt" (animatic line baby)

youch, another tough thing to bare witness to your hubbies whole angsty backstory he doesnt like sharing

also i may have jumbled the order in which some of wilbas and tubbos convo happened in, if so, um watch the vod loser that was too much emotional distress to go through again idk i bet a gazillion people are posting clips rn

anyways-

wilbur is declined but he offers for tubbo to just come with them to hang out

he says no in a rather choked up manner (im a tubbling so thats hard to hear man)

and says he will just stay by the crater for a bit

ranboo asks "you need me to stay" a particularly heartbreaking line, and tubbo says no

you can tell here that ranboo is understandably a little distressed, being secondhand trauma dumped on ( is that a term? can you be secondhandedly trauma dumped by someone in a conversation youre sort of on the sidelines for? whatever)

ranboo and wilbur leave lmanhole (o7) and go to the burger van

wilbur opens up about how when he said to tommy that he didnt really care about lmanburg, he was lying, i mean i cant really tell at this point but okay we'll take his word for it

wilba is pretty impressed by ranboos decorating and they talk about random stuff i cant remember while meandering around

wilbur ends (3O MINUTE LORE STREAM NOOO MY TUBBO CONTENT) and thats that

anyways thats my pretty okay but not the best lore update from todays stream please leave me a good review on yelp thank you

#hope you guys enjoyed ^_^ this was fun to do #ranboo #tubbo #wilbur soot #revived wilbur #dsmp #dream smp #dream smp spoilers #dream smp analysis #mcyt #dream smp lore #long post

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