#Stoolie

[wolfw101]

I will not let that happen!

#W101 #don't try to steal my magic! #don't steal Lucky!! #don't steal my gold I got max!! #spoiler #spoilers #Lemuria #Heap #Stoolie #Lemuria spoilers #w101 spoilers #wizard101

[theitalianscribe]

New favorite Dreamworld character just dropped.

#It is a great plastic chair #I don't have a name for them yet #maybe stooly mcstoolface #Welcome To Dreamworld #Shitpost #or sitpost I guess #I don't think I am going to make a timeline video but maybe one day I will sit down and put some of the events into order

[moregraceful]

on one hand if twitter goes down, i will absolutely lose some friendships. on the other hand, i will never be at risk of seeing a barstool tweet again

#i have been terminally online long enough to know that with every website migration you lose track of people #even sometimes people you're really close to #but god not seeing stoolie twitter...ideal... #cool stories with kasper #the only corporate account i will miss is the barracuda's and i feel real fear that their memelord social media manager gets them on tumblr

[mariesrbouipochodian]

Lit pliable Stooly | 3 en 1 : banquette, lit et méridienne

https://www.stooly.fr

#stooly

[homestarlegacy]

Strong Bad upgrades his chair.

#sbemail #strong bad #strong bad email #the chair #stooly #keith from pennsylvania #bubs #chick'n beaks #winger album #bicycle seat #homestar runner chair #styleron ecochair #le restige #chairs #seats #strong sad #sweatpants #Youtube

[howlingday]

Thug: Look at that. Must be a Beacon kid.

Punk: Think it's her dad over there?

Goon: Gotta be a stoolie. Rich folks don't buy their own stuff.

Hooligan: Ya know, I'm feelin' light on cash.

Thug: What a coincidence. Me, too.

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Jaune: (Thinking) Beef and veggies... These would make for a great stew!

Penny: Papa, I'm gonna play outside!

Jaune: Okay, but stay by the front doors.

Penny: Okay~! (Walks out, Grabbed)

Thug: Havin' fun, kid? We'll get some neat lien from her.

Penny: (Crying, Thinking) Kidnappers?! It's just like the old lady said!.

Goon: I hear these uniforms sell for a lot.

Hooligan: Really? In that case, kid, looks like you're gonna lose that-

CRACK!

Jaune: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

Thug: Back off, Jeeves. You want the kid back, drop your wallet.

Jaune: It's empty, but if you really want it, then come and take it.

Thug: Guess I'll have to settle for everything on the kid.

Punk: Hope you got somewhere to go, pal, (Picks up brick) CAUSE YOU ARE SO FIRED AFTER THIS!

CRUNCH!

Punk: MMH!

Thug: H-He just grabbed his head through sold brick! With his bare hand!

Jaune: Gi...

Jaune: (Throws Punk across the alleyway) GIVE ME BACK MY DAUGHTER!

Thug: (Runs away with Goon) CHEESE IT! HE AIN'T HUMAN!

Penny: Papa!

Jaune: Penny! Are you okay?! Are you hurt?! I'm so sorry! I only looked away for a second, I swear! Oh, I'm such a horrible father...

Penny: (Hugs, Rubs his back) I love my cool, strong Papa! (Steps away) You were like all WHAMMO!

Jaune: D-Don't do that in public!

Penny: Teach me how to fight, Papa~!

Jaune: You should really be studying, though.

Penny: If I train hard enough, I won't be bullied, and I can have all the time I need studying! I want to be strong, just like you, Papa~!

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Blake: I'm home... I-

Jaune: HAP! HAP!

Blake: What... are you doing?

Jaune: Getting ready for school!

Penny: Hap!

Blake: (Thinking) I swear, will these two ever NOT make me anxious?.

#rwby #rwby au #spy x family #penny polendina #jaune arc #blake belladonna #knightshade

[eegnm]

💖🌈💗Willow, Kris and Stooly💗🌈💖

#willow nightingale #kris statlander #stokley hathaway #aew #wrestling #i did it! i finished it!! #this started as a silly littke doodle how did it turn into a full illustration *gulp* #my art #rly like the chibi style i tried here maybe ill draw more in that style #anyway THAT IS MY TBS CHAMP!!!! #fanart

[actualrealnews]

*dying* a republican stoolie/trump co-defendant in the Georgia trial has taken a plea deal, which mean he's pled guilty to seven counts "of willfully tampering with electronic voting machines in Coffee County, Georgia, and of working with several other co-defendants, including the pro-Trump lawyer Sidney Powell, in that effort."

He will do probation, pay a fine, and community service.

He also must testafy against the other co-defendants in their trials, including fucking

trump someone is going to sit on the stand in georgia and say "i tampered with voting machines because Mr trump told me to"

#news #political news #trump #republicans #trump indictment #trump indicted again #fuck trump #good news #and another one down and another one gone another one bites the dust

[brothermouse-skeleton]

Google if it was designed by old timey gangsters:

Search: "Does Spider verse have an end credits scene?"

Results: what's with all the questions? What are yous, a cop? You ain't getting nothing outta me. I ain't no stoolie. 😡

[ladybug023]

Hi, can you write something with Daeron and his uncle (not Daemon, the other one. Alicent's brother, I can't remember his name lol) plz. Love how you right the greens by the way, they need some more love

Hello, anon Thank you for waiting so patiently! I've been in a bad writing rut lately so this may be short but I hope you enjoy it. Daeron and Lyonel get their first taste of firewine. Also, stoolie is a medieval term for a snitch.

"Smells kind of strange..." Daeron remarked as he sniffed the mysterious liquid in his goblet.

Lyonel gave it a whiff too and his nose scrunched up in disgust at the sour and pungent odor. "How come it stinks of piss?" he asked their uncle.

"It's Firewine, it is supposed to smell like that. That is how you know it's good." Gwayne smiles at his nephews. It was not the first time he gave them alcohol, but it was never so strong. It was probably unwise to give the young boys a drink that hard but he reasoned that it was Daeron's fifteenth name day and that the two boys would soon be men, so they should be allowed to try a glass.

"Now, remember boys, do not speak of this to your parents or-"

"-you will kill us, we know," they interrupted, simultaneously. He returned their mischieveous grins with a glare.

"Frankly, uncle, you should know by now that we are not stoolies," Daeron scoffed as he went to take his first drink from his cup, but Gwayne stopped him.

"Not yet."

"Why not?" Impatience brimmed in the prince's tone; they had already gone through the tedious rituals that came with drinking this exspensive wine.

"You will burn your throat if you guzzle this like a common wine." Gwayne informed him.

"Please, I am a Targaryen prince. The blood of the dragon runs through my veins," Daeron boasted. "And a dragon cannot be burned." The young prince puffed out his chest with pride.

He raised his eyes to the heavens with his nephew's excessive confidence; so much arrogance must come with being born in House Targaryen. "Oh, my deepest apologies for my underestimating you, my prince," he feigned an apologetic voice. "Go on then, since you know better."

Daeron chose to ignore the older man’s mocking. Lyonel and Gwayne watched as he took a big swig of the firewine. In less than a moment, the mighty Dragon Prince was hacking up his drink and clawing at his throat. Lyonel stopped Daeron from falling off his stool and Gwayne roared with laughter. He glared at his uncle through his ragged coughs.

"I suppose Targaryens are not as immune to heat as we thought." Lyonel quipped as Gwayne patted Daeron hard on the back.

"Screw you, Hightower." Daeron grumbled. He wiped his runny nose with the back of his sleeve.

“No thank you, cousin. You can keep that Targaryen electral love to yourself.” Lyonel replied with a smirk. Gwayne snickered lightly while Daeron shot Lyonel a sour look.

As the night wore on, the boys drank more and more, their inhibitions falling away. Gwayne found himself joining in, regaling them with tales of his own misspent youth.

But eventually, it became clear that they had all had too much to drink. Daeron stumbled over his own feet, giggling uncontrollably, while Lyonel slumped in his chair, his face a deep shade of red.

Gwayne knew it was time to go. He stood up unsteadily, bracing himself against the table, and announced that they needed to head home. The boys protested with whines, insisting that they weren't drunk, but Gwayne was having none of it. He grabbed them each by the arm and pulled them to their feet, guiding them out of the tavern and into the cool night air.

As they stumbled through the glittery streets of Old Town, Gwayne couldn't help but laugh at the sight of his two young nephews who were barely able to walk in a straight line. He was relieved that he had been there to guide them through their first experience with firewine.

Eventually, they arrived back at the Hightower, and Gwayne carried or dragged the boys up to Daeron’s chamber, and dropped them onto the plush bed.

“Goodnight, boys,"Gywane said with a chuckle, shaking his head. "Sleep it off.”

The next morning, the boys awoke with splitting headaches and sour stomachs, but also with a newfound appreciation for the power of firewine. Gwayne knew that, despite the consequences of their debauchery, they had all shared a night that they would never forget.

#Daeron targaryen #gwayne hightower #daeron the daring #lyonel hightower #ask #team green #aemond targaryen #aegon ii targaryen

[accessiblecalvinhobbes]

4 Panel Calvin and Hobbes Comic by Bill Watterson. Panel 1: Calvin is a young boy in a striped shirt and black pants. Calvin is sitting at his desk at school. He has his hand over his mouth and looking to the right. He says "Here comes Susie, back from the Principal's office. Boy, does she look pale. I wonder what happened. She's talking to the teacher now." Panel 2: Susie is a girl who sits next to Calvin. She sits at her desk and is taking a paper out. Calvin is covering his mouth as he whispers to her "Psst! Susie, what did they do to you? Did you get expelled? You didn't snitch on me, did you?" Panel 3: Susie looks at him with a wide smiles with an evil expression. Calvin sits back a bit looking scared and surprised. Panel 4: Calvin says to her "You did snitch! You're a stoolie! A Canary!" Susie has her head down as she reads and says to him without looking up "You're going up the river, Calvin." The teacher from out of panel says "Calvin, will you come here, please?"

#alt text #image described #Susie #school #classroom #class #Comics #Calvin and Hobbes

[celluloidrainbow]

A RAINHA DIABA (1974) dir. Antonio Carlos da Fontoura Rio’s criminal underworld is run by an unexpected boss: a femme Queen with a taste for power and violence. But heavy lies the crown: what Queen can trust her subjects, however fabulous? When she sets up a stoolie to take the fall for her boy, a plot against Her Majesty arises! Loosely based on real-life drag performer and part-time criminal João Francisco dos Santos, known by the stage name Madame Satã. (link in title)

#lgbt cinema #gay cinema #a rainha diaba #the devil queen #brazilian cinema #lgbt #gay #brazil #blood tw #lgbt film #gay film #brazilian film #lgbt movie #gay movies #brazilian movies #lgbt media #gay media #queer cinema #latin cinema #latin american cinema #milton gonçalves #odete lara #stepan nercessian #nelson xavier #1974 #70s #1970s #70s movies #70s film #1970s movies

[napsaps-archive]

i don’t think it was done with malice but like he/his team should be doing the research on who he’s working with. i’m more worried that it’s gonna go really bad on twitter bc stoolies are well known for doxxing people who say anything negative about portnoy

hmm true i think more research would've prevented it from happening but like it's kind of too late now 😭 and i'm personally choosing to believe he's just like . ignorant (? idk if that's the right word) and just didn't know or do the research rather than he did know and chose to ignore it. and like he didn't say anything negative so he should be fine and tbh the whole podcast was a bit unserious so i truly don't see anything bad happening besides like maybe mass qrting or whatever so

#like idk i sort of put my head down and hope for the best !! and i honestly think it's too early to tell how people are gonna react so #let's just stay positive ! :) #ask #anonymous #// discourse

[moregraceful]

speaking about coming out narratives who's coming out would make you the most insane and why

this is such a good question. there's like, levels of going insane - obviously i would be thrilled if tyler seguin came out like a normal person and would go apeshit throwing a party, but also, would not be surprised and would generally continue living life as usual.

but the narrative that would really truly make me lose my goddamn mind? connor mcdavid - but crucially at the end of his career, like a year before retirement.

there's something that makes me insane about being the best active player in the world and being crushed for decades under the weight of his own image, and that's before you add a queer narrative. i know a handful of middle aged lesbians who came out publicly in their mid-to-late 40s after they'd long been married and had kids. when i think about how they got their true selves buried under this belief that heterosexuality was their only option for so many years, i want to literally kick all their ex-husbands off bridges. it makes me so sad and angry that i get violent. i liken that to how connor mcdavid's entire public image is just: good at hockey, and i wonder how much more alive he'd be if he weren't being suffocated by that. and then i wonder how much more alive he'd be in the alternate universe where he comes out as gay at 38, his swansong in the league (and then wins a cup.) i think i would cry so hard i throw up. i think i would start biting people, affection and derogatory. i think i would have to go lie on my friends' couch for a week just so i wouldn't have to be alone. i think i would have to go on vacation to a ranch in wyoming for a month to calm down. i would stab several stoolies at the los angeles cup parade. i would fistfight the 31 thoughts guys and biz in the street. and i would regret none of this.

#this was SUCH a good question thank you so much i thought about it all morning #i would go insane and i would probably end having to quit hrpf bc the takes would be intolerable #but god....god #cage replies #anon

[samtrapani]

🌼 🌺 🌴 🍂 ☁️ 🍃 for all of ur gta ocs 🫶

OC Ask Game!! Send an OC and an emoji! (X)

December O'Brien

🌼- What’s your favorite thing about this oc?

probably that she's just Normal™. everything to her is just how her life is, and that's okay! she doesn't want her life to be better, or regrets the past. december's the queen of moving forward, and she loves her family, and that's enough for her.

🌺- Which family member(if any) is this oc closest to?

packie :) they're the same age, so they've been thick as thieves since they were kids!! honestly, growing up, you really couldn't have one without the other. now that they're grown up and december has Mom responsibilities, they're a bit less closer, but i think they can still pretty much read each other's thoughts.

🌴- Who is this oc’s favorite person?(Can be another oc, a fictional character, a celebrity, anyone)

she doesn't have one, per se, but it's probably dani. she loves her daughter so much! her whole world!!

🍂- What music does this oc like?

classic + alternative rock! a product of her time, honestly lol

☁️- What is this oc’s clothing style like?

she has a full-time job at VIG Insurance, so mostly she wears business casual when she's on the clock. if she has to go out to the field, she wears a jacket/more casual clothes (the same as when she's at home. i'd say she's a turtleneck + trousers + jacket girlie)

🍃- Describe this oc in one word

Responsible :)

Skipper Carmichael

🌼- What’s your favorite thing about this oc?

the fact that she traded her absolutely normal, bland life for an 'exciting' criminal career and it basically blew up in her face. like she could've been an average person with a 9 to 5, but she figured, where is the fun in that?

🌺- Which family member(if any) is this oc closest to?

skipper cut all ties with her family once she decided to become a career criminal, but on the mcreary side, it's probably december. december's the first one to actually help her settle in with the family, and is the first to be friendly to her.

🌴- Who is this oc’s favorite person?(Can be another oc, a fictional character, a celebrity, anyone)

francis :) i mean, okay, he's her boyfriend, whatever, but like. they're literally two stars orbiting each other. they're so codependent, to an unhealthy degree. they're all each other has (before the shift in family dynamics), and her time as a stoolie just isolated her to the point where he was the only one she ever talked to. so, yeah, he's her favorite.

🍂- What music does this oc like?

classical music. it's a strange choice, but it keeps her focused/grounded because she's a Chronic Overthinker.

☁️- What is this oc’s clothing style like?

from her own wardrobe, just boyfriend/boy shorts and crop tops, usually with a jacket or shirt thrown over it. sometimes she steals francis' clothes from his sweater vest era and just wears them with her own shorts :) it's.... incredibly comforting to her

🍃- Describe this oc in one word

Uncertain >:3

Dante Pagani

🌼- What’s your favorite thing about this oc?

how incredibly soft and unassuming he is. a lot of people, including niko, dismiss him as a sort of liability, but he's just as dangerous as anyone else in the mob.

🌺- Which family member(if any) is this oc closest to?

he isn't really close with his family, but most of them were made guys anyways.

🌴- Who is this oc’s favorite person?(Can be another oc, a fictional character, a celebrity, anyone)

ray >:3 ray's his best friend. they got made around the same time, and rose through the pegorino family ranks together, and got chucked out/slidelined at the same time.

🍂- What music does this oc like?

midcentury music like sinatra, martin, that whole crowd, of course.

☁️- What is this oc’s clothing style like?

he's one of those 'old-school' mob types, so he uses a lot of suits, shirts, formalwear. he wears gloves because of sensory issues, but other than that, if you saw him on the street, you'd clock him as a gangster instantly. or a businessman.

🍃- Describe this oc in one word

Unassuming!!

#december o'brien #skipper carmichael #dante pagani #greediest #thank you for the ask! #i have like. Way Too Many gta ocs so i just did the gta iv crew <3 #answered #ask #headcanons

[reavenedges-lies]

Yo okay hockey twitter is wild rn between the stuff with the canes and the stoolies attacking a flyers fan, the geno anxiety and now im finding out there is caps drama?!?!?!

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