Smokes a cigarette but shakes my head the whole time so everyone knows that I think smoking is bad for you
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I bought this MOC Scarab, bootleg lego (good quality tho, I'm impressed), and I assembled it today.
Legs part completed !
Oh no ! It's trying to flee !!
Pfew. foiled by the edge of the bed and the total lack of spring in the legs xD
FAS bots, man, what a bunch of assholes.
Yes, yes, I'm assembling your head, just calm the flip down. there will always be time to go and destroy the earth later.
Done !
Climb on the box and preen, now.
Yes, like that.
Such a pretty killing machine *pets*
…Ouch !
FAS robots, man, what a bunch of tiny assholes.
*gets stung again*
HEY
(This one was actually kinda cheap for the number of pieces. I got it on aliexpress for about 20€ shipping included. Just look for Horizon stuff, you'll find them.)
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I think Kandreil has such girl dads energies but I can't see either of them actually wanting a child so like... Girl uncles
OH YEAH FOR REAL i think for all of their sanities kandreil should not have children (though i often reminisce about that fic where they did and neil was a deadbeat father for like a month) but they would be an UNIT when it comes to spoiling aaron's girls. even kevin someone who i believe is remarkably awkward with children would be swayed by them. he claims he's still as hard as ever and hasn't mellowed out at all in the years but andrew has more than once caught kevin ignoring them doing something they're not supposed to. he just lets children walk all over him
i feel like this is dropping too much dayurno lore but i taught kindergarten for a good part of this year and i have to say i'd DIE to see these three weird men interacting with children. because children are SO WEIRD. they have no heed of social expectations yet. statistically speaking children are the perfect friends for kandreil
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marauders in a famous au:
sirius- actor/comedian (famous influential family)
james- actor/comedian (started as a footballer but had a career ending injury early on)
peter- music artist
remus- youtube essayist/tutor (father famous in the anthropology sphere)
marlene- bassist (started as a rugby player but quit after she was outed)
lily- photographer
mary- model
emmeline- painter/artist
dorcas- footballer
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A zoronxie growth chart! Text is in the image ID if tumblr decides to make this blurry for you.
Zoronxie start life as a tadpole in a cleanwater* pool. They shed throughout their life, growing limbs and eventually becoming terrestrial, and even later, bipedal. They also go from hairless babies to having fur back to having their hair fall out when they’re old.
When does a zoronxie start to be aware of themself? Around the 12 week mark, sometime before they leave the water.
When can they start to talk? They start to mimic sounds at a year and a half. Zoronxie commons, a language made up of the surviving native languages, can be learned and spoken at around 3 years. Languages that rely less on mimicry, like Zornxian and galactic standardized, take longer to learn, but can generally be spoken before the 5 year mark. Sign languages made for the zoronxie body plan can also be learned once a child is steady enough on two feet.
When do they become an adult? Areas with Enithian influence have a child looked after by a caretaker until they’re bipedal, after which point they go into an apprenticeship. Areas with a more traditional skew, like the House, tend to let a person fend for themselves once they can steadily walk on their forehooves. Zoronxie growing up off-planet can oftentimes pass as an adult once their horns start growing in.
*clean being clear of the carnivorous microbacteria found in Zornxia’s rivers and oceans, not fresh like freshwater.
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on the good news train today: I have finally finished the last chapter(!!!) of my Inklings challenge story, which marks the FIRST ever Inklings challenge story I've ever completed properly :'D coming in at 30,810 words (yikes) (it did get out of hand, I must admit), it is definitely not a short story, but it IS a piece that I think articulates a lot of what I've been thinking about lately re: love and death, and, considering everything, is probably something I needed to write. I am very happy!! It has been a wild ride, but a deeply clarifying one.
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