#and it’s good! it’s well done!

[glassesmcfancyhair]

Oh you like slow burns? How about the slow burn of ten seasons and Pete?

#stargate sg1 #it’s a stargate rewatch y’all #god I hated Pete #Sam what were you doing #samantha carter #jack oneill #love this show #but also it’s a hell of a slow burn #and it’s good! it’s well done!

[randomfandomss]

#good omens #go s2 spoilers #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #good omens memes #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable husbands #lmao ive seen a lot of these going around idk if this has been done yet anyway heres my take #it is literally the reverse that happened #i joked about it before the season released that what if after every crowley gies to super mega hell whatever 😭😭😭😭😭 #did not age well

[faeriekit]

"Okay." Danny slowly laid the already cold body back onto the table, ready to slide back it into the refuge of cold storage. "Okay. Dead guy. Stay there."

The body didn't move.

"Fantastic. Now. Hang out while I pour the embalming fluid into the pump, alright? It should only be a minute."

And it usually did; working in a funeral home wasn't extremely glamorous, but it paid the bills, and Danny had already been used to the rhyme and rhythm of negotiating death with the public by the time he sent in his mortuary school application. It had been a transition that made sense. And in the end, the degree had only cost him a few extra years post-graduation and a little dig into student loans, and now Danny had a stable 12-8 job and health insurance valid in the state of new jersey.

Today, though, the pump had that decided enough was enough. With a bang and a boom, the pump spat out a cloud of smoke and clunked uncomfortably.

The dead body sat up.

Danny scrambled over to push it back down. "No. We talked about this. Dead people don't move. If you want to stay here and have me put you back together all the time, you have to stay put. Got it?"

Whatever the weird gold-eye corpses were on in Gotham, they at least listened to him on occasion. They weren't ghosts, per se— they never pinged on any of the ghost detection devices Mom and Dad had packed in his going-away-to-college bag— but they were, despite being occasionally animate, perfectly deceased.

Weird. Danny had never gotten used to it. Still, they came in droves, too eager to sit on the top of the basement stairwell and lurk in the corners and stare endlessly at them with their weird, avian eyes, and sometimes they heralded the arrival similarly weird-ass bodies that had lost their heads or their arms or their limbs through the more conventional channels.

"I'm losing too much thread to all y'all coming in all the time," Danny complained to the dead body, who, at the moment, was the only person present to blame. "Stop getting your limbs cut off. This stuff is expensive, you know. It's a specialty order."

The body didn't even have the courtesy to blink. Rude.

"At least let them bury you this time. Every time one of you darts off when my back's turned, my boss thinks I'm stealing corpses. My coworkers think I'm building my own Frankenstein or something."

The corpse neither verbalized nor blinked, but Danny hadn't expected it to; with a sigh, he rolled the corpse back into cold storage, locked its little door (not that locking it in had ever stopped it) and called it quits for the night.

It's not like anyone was paying him for the extra hours anyway.

#I'm very pro Danny accidentally adopts a whole bunch of Talons #people have definitely done it before but this scene came to me in a vision #a horrible caffeinated vision #could absolutely be an excuse for #talon!dick #talons #dp x dc #faer fic #dpxdc #dcxdp #talon!au #dcu crossover #death tw #well. the funeral industry anyway #medical tw #just in case #corpse tw #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #free to a good home

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike is suspicious of Lefty…

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf puppet #lefty #michael afton #fnaf #fnaf 2 #fnaf pizzeria simulator #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #LEFTY MENTIONED 🔥🔥 #after drawing the puppet I knew I’d eventually have to draw lefty #I just gotta do not separate lefty and poopet pff #I’ve actually always loved lefty they are so spooky #I like how you’re given little to no info about em but they give off this like #violent energy ITS SO well done #I can talk in circles around pizza sim being peak #mike is obviously unnerved immediately by lefty #Michael is just being a good business man #simply ignore the haunting 👍🏾

[wildsflag]

#good omens #goodomensedit #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #good omens spoilers #michael sheen #crowley x aziraphale #mine #i'm sure this has been done but oh well

[tlotrgifs]

Happy New Year (2024).

#lotredit #lotr #tolkienedit #the lord of the rings #our gifs #elise #happy new year #hny #new year #fellowship of the ring #fotr #fotredit #i barely had any motivation to do this but since i've done this tradition since 2015 i had to do it this year as well #it's not that good as i've lacked inspiration this year but at least it something #hope everyone have a happy new year and that the year 2024 is an enjoyable one #hopefully i'll be able to make much more gifs next year and give this blog the attention it deserves

[stoopidstapler]

27.04.2023 HAPPY 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO MY FAVOURITE SFM VIDEO OF ALL TIME, GENTLEBOT HELL BY MISTERMULLUC ON YOUTUBE

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #fanart #''is not the 27 anymore'' PLEASE DONT REMIND ME. I HAD A BIG PART OF THIS DONE BY THE DATE BUT. I DIED MAN. I DIED. #anyways if u havent seen the video I AM BEGGIN U TO CHECK IT OUT ITS SO GOOD. ITS BEEN 10 YEARS. AND THE QUALITY IS STILL ONE OF THE BEST #THE WAY THEY DID THE SCENES. THE ANIMATION GOD. AND HOW WELL THE VOICES FIT SPY AND SCOUT #and the video was made in like. less than a year sfm came out i just aaaaaaa #inspired me so much for a lot of stuff man #ITS SO GOOD

[sidras-tak]

#sparklepants #for me it’s the memory loss #never seen that trope done well. ever. and I’m actively mad about it every time it happens #tv tropes #narrative tropes #there’s like no good way to tag this huh #but I do want to know everyone’s thoughts #also hoping I didn’t miss something obvious as a choice

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#sherlock #it might be the cough medicine but I'm really feeling the bbc sherlock wedding episode today #a good feeling ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ #like finding an old block of cheese in the back of the fridge you forgot about and its gotten super hard and chewy #i currently have half a block of gouda curating in the vegetable cupboard #waiting #how are you doing friends!! C: #I'm good! I still have the cough but I also got a new scarf #I'm still thinking about buying window colors as well but I am waiting if that is also just because of the cough medicine #I can't believe it's already been a year since I have moved! last year I was doing everything here for the first time #and now everything is happening for a second time! that year was both very long and also happened very fast #our floor in the “office” my father wanted to install still is not completly done but he threw up last time he tried #he did not threw up because of the floor but because every time he does a home renovation project he drinks 3 liters of Cherry Coca Cola #we are trying to not make him drink 3 liters of Cherry Coca Cola but he doesn't want anyone else to finish the floor I think so we just do #not mention the hole in the floor #have a nice autumn day friends!! I hope you're doing well! ( ´͈ ◡ `͈ ) #♥

[solkipp]

i really really like this silly guy .? //might render these later,,, i just think he's neat north star from undertale yellow

#lawful good done Extraordinarily well.... #the court deems he's really really pretty #thinking about how his voicebite is a lil crackly it's so awesome #north star uty #starlo uty #undertale yellow #undertale yellow spoilers #starlo undertale yellow #ut yellow #uty spoilers #uty #my art

[toxooz]

-draws human battering ram König like its my next hit of crack-

#könig #nobody ever wants to mention this part of his bio but honey ive been daydreamin ever since i read abt it 😏💭 #ok im drawing one last request over in nfswland then THATS IT im working on the comic i wanna be done by early january #bc i get a fuckload of time off in late december so i should be able to zooom through it #but its also like A Key section that ive been thinknig abt forever so i need it to be Good as well #thank god i can just start right were ive been wanting to no more build up YEEHAWW #well for This part #my art #fanart #call of duty modern warfare 3 #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty #konig #konig mw2 #blood #blood tw

[vellichorom]

we've waited all 8 years, to fi~na~lly bring true our fears; newcomers to watch us play, & veterans rejoice - it's our day! 🎉

#uwu art #Five Nights at Freddy's #Five Nights at Freddys #FNaF #Five Nights at Freddy's movie #FNaF movie #Five Nights at Freddys movie #Freddy Fazbear #Chica the Chicken #Bonnie the Bunny #SHOUTOUT TO EVERY BLUE MOON WHERE I DRAW FNAF #& the one time ever ( today ) i actually post it #FNAF MOVIE WAITERS MERRY CHRISTMAS #this was done WAY back before the movie even got finalized iirc but hey today's a good day to polish & post it #artstyle based off of those silly big headed keychains as well as those old dragoart tutorial things #because GOD we don't get fnaf art like that anymore #i WILL be the change i want to see in the world #ANYWAY

[thesherrinfordfacility]

"how is your day going"

#you thought i was done with boop omens? #well sucker think again #i will singlehandedly keep that tag purple so help me god #good omens #boop

[elodieunderglass]

#swan comics #a swan in a santa hat #🦢 #I thought about posting this in response to someone #but that would be a bit too much I think #no harm done #least said soonest mended #but this is a conversation I have in my home as well so #perhaps we need a visual shorthand #where the FUCK is my CUP #this is the response to a) kids not putting their socks on but coming downstairs dressed as crocodiles #b) spouse mishearing something but gallantly giving an opinion on it that was so in depth I didn’t have the heart to interrupt #and c) someone explaining to me about the discworld reading order #on a post about the saddening lack of risk-taking and support for creators in the content-gatekeeping industry #none of those are crimes not even the socks #I can strongly understand the Considerations that beset and bedazzle you when you go to put socks on and how the best response is to put on #a fuzzy crocodile onesie #but it’s not what I asked. #like this is a good response to a different thing #please recall the input here - the assignment if you will - was about socks. I love what you’ve done here though #good contribution. you know what we’re keeping it. love it. #just don’t present it as if the original incident report can be marked closed now okay? #do not close the support ticket #the support ticket remains unanswered. #no I completely agree. the outfit DOES need green face paint too. a topic we can add to the queue when oddly enough you have socks on

[theravenmuse]

Just putting it out there that we should ABSOLUTELY continue trolling the official Prime Video YouTube channel’s polls.

Seriously. Nearly every single comment on these polls, which have nothing at all to do with Good Omens, is either writing in a GO/Aziracrow option for the poll or demanding S3. 🤣

#well done guys #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens 2 #renew good omens #good omens 3 #prime video

[a2zillustration]

Would anyone ELSE like to admit they've been personally victimized by the god or goddess they follow?

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#Larian said why bother coming up with seven original backstories when we can do religious indoctrination REALLY well #also please I'm begging everyone make sure you hit the creche I know it's easy to miss because it's in that weird offshoot area #but it's GOOD #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #act II spoilers #croissant adventures #tav #lae'zel #gale #astarion #I love drawing little gremlin guys now lmao #Also can you believe this is comic 41! #I've made 41 of these things?! #And I'm not even halfway done! #comics