#and mom’s jaw

[sandersstudies]

Blurry ass pic of me in this mirror looks like a recolored 1920s photograph

#I used to hate my profile so much when I was young #I remember doing some art project with profiles #and seeing my jaw and nose in profile clearly for the first time #when I was 14 #and I was so upset #but oh I love myself now #so much that I use the mirror at the theater #to take pictures of my profile whenever I get a new costume #hooray for grandma’s nose #and mom’s jaw #on my face

[breaking-justin]

What’s the band called? // credits: @indie_alternative_emo_boy on instagram

#pop punk #emo #midwest emo #midwest emo memes #pop punk memes #emo memes #foxing #modern baseball #the front bottoms #hot mulligan #tigers jaw #sorority noise #joyce manor #mom jeans #prince daddy and the hyena #sincere engineer #jeff rosenstock #free throw #michael cera palin #remo drive #graduating life #slaughter beach dog #the hotelier #pet symmetry #tiny moving parts #balance and composure #citizen #mat kerekes

[soothedcerberus]

Then they got a good day nap in :] Thank you for reading! 💖

#when u yawn so big your jaw pops out #centaur #creature design #original character #character design #knights #dirk the dragontaur #rembrandt the knighttaur #armor #tried to do early morning lighting but looks more like sunset oops my mom said it was “military colors” 💀💀 #also maybe i need to do my speech bubbles digitally because while legible woooo boy my handwriting isnt the best #eldritch #artists on tumblr #my art #dael the dwarf #body horror #just to be safe #comic #sketchbook

[feline-evil]

Trans pickles is so good and i'm so glad that i see a lot of people nodding and shaking hands when it comes to that headcanon because oh my god this is the most transgender vibes man i have ever seen. I get him, i understand. Trans pickles is real to me, in my heart.

#jay talkin #metalocalypse #yes i just watched the episode where he's desperate for his moms approval. yea im normal abt that drummer #grabbing him and squeezing him. yeag. trans guy from the middle of nowhere. i get it i feel it #shaking himmin my jaws. yeah i would say im pretty normal about the recognition of the self in the other #listen its a good headcanon. i look at him and im like OH ME TOO BUDDY. hes trans to me

[sunny-rants]

oh so he’s where my fondness for cringefail men came from

#the og mom friend #or more like disgruntled but helpful dad friend #lewis mccartney #h2o #h2o just add water #h2o: just add water #h2o jaw #h20 just add water #lewis h2o

[michsmeesh]

i have been unable to stop thinking about these two since volume 1 dropped on friday and my witcher hyperfix just hit me again at full fucking force

in other words THEY FINALLY GAVE US THE QUEER POLY BARD WE DESERVED RAAAHHHHHHH

#the witcher #twn #the witcher netflix #s3 #the witcher spoilers #jaskier #radovid #jaskier x radovid #radskier #jaskovid #also art block has kinda been fucking me up again but i FORCED myself to draw them #be proud of me pls #im literally screaming rying throwing up #i've been waiting SO LONG FOR THIS #also its funny bc i was literally on ep 2 watching together with my mom and my bff and i was like ...is this queerbait or not... in my head #so i quickly went on twt to check #AND I WAS HIT WITH THE KISS SCENE #MY JAW WAS LTIERALLY ON THE FLOOR #AND MY FRIEND JUST LOOKED AT ME LIKE #are you good??? #AND SHE LOOKS OVER AT MY PHONE AND HER JAW DROPS TOO #i rewatched that kiss at least 200 times by now #im unwell #okay sorry enough tag spamming #my art #michsmeesh #i just felt like changing my username again soz

[idyllcy]

for all time/lovebrush chronicles boys responding to "kiss me for ten or the hottest girl ever for a thousand?"

word count: 648

summary: lovebrush boys responding to who they would kiss

Ai Yin / Ayn

"Ayn." You tug on his sleeve from the ground as he takes a break from practice. "Hm?" He blinks down at you, fingers reaching for your hand as you speak up. "Would you rather kiss me for ten dollars or the hottest girl in the world for a thousand?" Ayn's heard this one from Tiktok, but he doesn't respond, opting to blink at you blankly again. "Would you—" "Does that mean I can kiss you for a thousand?" You blink at him blankly, words registering in your head before the embarrassment explodes on your cheeks and you hide your face from him. "Ayn!" "So can I?" You don't give him an answer, opting to hide your face until you're sure the flush is gone.

Lu Chen / Alkaid

"Alkaid." You brush your fingers over his as the two of you sit in the park. "Yes?" "Would you rather kiss me for ten dollars or the hottest girl in the world for a thousand?" You tilt your head at him, curious. Alkaid doesn't think, he just answers. "You." Alkaid smiles gently and tilts his head, brushing his fingers over the back of your hand as he hums. "Why would I kiss someone else when I have you?" You grow embarrassed, and he laughs, fingers running through your hair as you hide your face from him, ears on fire. "I'll always pick you." Something about his eyes tells you there's no room for arguement.

Luo Xia / Lars

"Kiss me for ten or the hottest girl in the world for a thousand?" Lars reaches for your face, fingers stringing through your hair as he presses his lips to yours, eyes half-lidded as you tilt your head to give him better access— something he hums in thanks for. Your fingers scrunch the fabric of his shirt, and he pulls away, catching his breath as he stares into your eyes. "Okay, I kissed you, so where's my thousand dollars?" He raises a brow in amusement. "You don't lack that thousand!" You gasp in fake offense. "Yeah, but that can be your pocket money." He hums, resting his chin on your head. "But lucky for you, you're the hottest girl ever to me." You push him away in embarrassment, heart racing in your chest. He's too good at this.

Si Lan / Clarence

"Clarence," You sort through the files in the student council room, breaking the silence between the two of you. "Would you rather kiss me for ten dollars or the hottest girl in the world for a thousand?" Clarence like pretends to think about it, tapping his cheek, and. you blink at him, waiting for his answer. "Okay, who would you kiss if you could kiss any woman in the world?" He laughs when you pout at him before rolling his eyes and telling you "You, obviously." "Then me or the hottest woman in the world?" "You, obviously." He stops with his papers, looking into your eyes with an insane amount of sincerity that makes you look away from embarrassment. "Now get back to work." "Yes, sir!" You fight off the blush creeping up your skin for the rest of the time in the room.

Ye Xuan / Cael

"Cael." You mumble. "Would you rather kiss me for ten dollars or the hottest girl in the world for a thousand?" Cael rests his finger on where he left off in his book, blinks at you, and senses this is some random question you've dragged from Tiktok with a right answer, but he still processes it, unsure as to how to answer. "So? What's your answer?" You step closer to him on the couch, leaning forward to face him with your head tilted as he blinks at you again. "I'm thinking about it." "YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT?!" You gape, puffing your cheeks as you pout. Then, Cael presses his hand to the back of your head, lips pressed to yours gently before releasing you and going back to his book. "There's my answer" He hums. You take two business days to recover from that.

#'if you could kiss any woman in the world who would it be?' 'my beautiful girlfriend mc!' 'she don't count' 'megan fox!' #lars says anne hathaway for giggles Alkaid says you again bc wdym mc don't count ayn says no one bc he only wants you— #clarence says. idk what clarence says but Cael says mc's mom as a joke and Mc goes 'WHAT THE FUCK CAEL' with her jaw dropped #(He didn't actually mean it he just wanted to mess with mc) #MC (me) says yunjin from lesserafim bc I wanna kiss her #ye xuan x reader #si lan x reader #clarence x reader #Luo xia x reader #lars x reader #lu chen x reader #alkaid x reader #ai yin x reader #ayn x reader #lovebrush chronicles x reader #reader insert #lovebrush chronicles #for all time x reader #for all time

[beeduoo]

HELLL NOOOOO

#beeduo #OMFG i saw this tweet the other day of this girls mom eho unknowingly bought her the black version of the dino hoodie when she already had a #green one i was like WHAT THE FUCK #Like i saw that first thing in the morning my jaw DROPPED i was like NOOOOO WAAYYYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭 #in rhe year of our lord and savior TWENRY TWENTY FOUR Oh my god that was crazy #sorry i wanted to share #cbeeduo #ctubbo #cranboo #cbeeduo fanart

[twomanyfandomshelp]

If you haven’t listened to the Underworld Saga yet, here’s your spoiler warning.

@thekingofworems @jarondont @aaronofithaca05 @nyx-of-darkness-1620 did y’all get a chance to listen yet? I need people to talk about this with!

Apologies in advance for all the capslock you’re about to see.

Y’ALL

I CAN’T

MR. JORGE, MR. JALAPEÑO

WHY MUST YOU BREAK MY HEART LIKE THIS

THE UNDERWORLD

POLITES?!?! THE EMOTION IN ODYSSEUS’ VOICE WHEN HE HEARD POLITES?!?! QUIETLY SAYING HIS NAME AS THEY SAIL AWAY LIKE HE’S APOLOGIZING?!?!?! DJFNSISYDJSUDB

ODYSSEUS’ MOM?!?!?! I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT!!!! “Even if you’re the last thing I see I’ll be waiting” “I’m right here mom, can’t you see me?” OH MY FUCKING GOD SIR!!!! JORGE!!!! “I took too long and ventured too far” SIR MY HEART IS BREAKING!!!! “I’ll always love you, I’ll stay in your heart” SIR YOU’RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE!!!! THE SOFT LITTLE “bye mom” AS THEY SAILED AWAY?!?! FOLLOWED IMMEDIATELY BY JORGE JUST BELTING HIS HEART OUT?!?! *HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING* ALSO, THE NAMES LISTED ON THE SONG INCLUDE WANDA HERRANS, ARE YOU TELLING ME JORGE’S MOM VOICES ODYSSEUS’ MOM?!

NO LONGER YOU

MASON OLSHAVSKY’S VOICE IS SO GOOD!!THIS WHOLE SONG IS PERFECTION!! “This can’t be, we’ve suffered and sailed through the toughest of hells, now you tell us our efforts for nothing” EXCUSE ME MR. HERRANS WHAT THE HECK! “I see your palace covered in red, faces of men who had long believed you dead, I see your wife with a man who is haunting, and man with a trail of bodies” THE FORESHADOWING?! THE WAY ODYSSEUS REACTED WHEN TIRESIAS SAID HE SAW PENELOPE WITH A MAN WITH A LINE OF BODIES?! HIS OUTRAGED “WHO!!!”SIR?!?!?!?! THAT’S YOU MY GUY!!! YOU’RE THE HAUNTING GUY WITH A TRAIL OF BODIES!!!

MONSTER

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SONG SINCE I HEARD THE FIRST SNIPPET AND IT DID NOT DISAPPOINT!!! OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL I HAVE NO WORDS!!! THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE EPIC SONG!!! I kinda knew that was gonna happen but shh 🤫

I’m not gonna talk about this song because if I do it will end up being an essay. Might make a separate post about it though.

I WILL BE LISTENING TO THIS SAGA ON REPEAT ALL DAY AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!

#epic: the musical #epic the musical #jorge rivera herrans #epic the underworld saga #odysseus #odyssey #the odyssey #the underworld saga #the underworld #polites #my boy <3 #open arms #when i tell you my jaw dropped #i heard steven’s voice and i screamed #steven dookie #odysseus’ mom #excuse me for a moment #aaaaaahhhhhh #i’m convinced she’s voiced by jorge’s mom #but google is no help #no longer you #tiresias #mason olshavsky #his voice is so beautiful #penelope #monster #i am the monster rawh rawh rawh #but seriously #i think this might be my new favorite epic song #jorge is a fucking genius

[ickypuppi3]

steve is all ‘ok but haven’t you ever watched jaws?’ when billy takes him surfing for the first time and ends up getting a full blown lecture from billy about how misunderstood sharks are

#billy hargrove #steve harrington #harringrove #steve: you’re kinda like a shark #billy: because i’m badass? #steve: because you’re misunderstood #billy: [in tears] shut the fuck up #billy is sharks #the duffer brothers are the jaws movies #this is because i love sharks and they deserve the world #billy likes sharks pass it on #billy hates jaws pass that on too #well #he hates that people hate sharks after those movies came out #but he begged his mom to take him to go watch it when the first movie came out #because he wanted to see sharks #everyone’s scared or grossed out #and then there’s this eight year old kid in the front row egging the shark on #his mom was like if you’re too scared to go to the beach after this that’s on you #and billy’s like i wanna see a shark so bad rn #just fucking #jumping up and down because he wants to go to the beach and see a shark THIS instant #give me neurodivergent billy with a shark hyperfixation asap #it’s the adhd babyy

[heavenfalls]

Feel Something - Movements. Opaque sangria variant. 1/1500.

#vinylrecords #vinylporn #movements #feel something #emo #emo music #pop punk #sad girl shit #modern baseball #turnover #citizen #mom jeans #joyce manor #tigers jaw #knuckle puck #moose blood #vinylcollection #personal pics

[g-cedillo]

But meee, well of course i liked you

Have time for meee, i don’t expect you to

#tigers jaw #seahaven #balance and composure #joyce manor #pity sex #citizen #i saw water #plane vs tank vs submarine #modern baseball #mom jeans #sorority noise #the front bottoms #moose blood #her

[spacedocmom]

Doctor Beverly Crusher @SpaceDocMom Take a deep breath, unclench your jaw, take your medicines, hydrate, get some rest, and remember that you are important and loved by more people than ever get around to telling you how much you mean to them. emojis: black heart, blue heart, masked 2:21 PM · Jan 14, 2024

#star trek #doctor crusher #star trek the next generation #star trek memes #star trek tng #kindness #care #support #compassion #chronic illness #self care #doctor's orders #mom advice #comfort #nice things #you matter #spoons #spoonies #unclench your jaw

[thevoidscreamer]

I am on the hunt to replace my middle school music interests with stuff that hits the right vibes but doesn’t trigger my religious trauma...

Here are the bands I’ve had in my ears all the time this month, listed in alphabetical order:

born without bones (emo-inspired indie rock)

mccafferty (punk-inspired alt/indie, midwest emo, emo-folk, folk-punk)

microwave (post-hardcore, indie rock, alt rock)

modern baseball (alt rock/indie rock)

mom jeans (alt rock/indie rock)

movements (post-hardcore, indie rock, alt rock, spoken word)

neck deep (pop-punk, indie rock, alt rock)

pinegrove (alt-country, emo)

remo drive (indie rock, emo-punk)

sorority noise (emo pop, indie rock)

the front bottoms (indie rock, folk punk)

the wonder years (pop-punk, alt-rock, emo)

tigers jaw (indie-rock, emo pop, pop-punk)

tiny moving parts (midwest emo, math-rock, indie-rock, post-hardcore)

I would love to get your suggestions of similar artists! 

#moving on from reliant K and the classic crime #modern baseball #mccafferty #born without bones #microwave #mom jeans #movements #neck deep #pinegrove #remo drive #sorority noise #the front bottoms #the wonder years #tigers jaw #tiny moving parts #exvangelical #deconstructing #honoring my middle school self #queer in the usa #lets get secular up in this bitch

[ahaura]

i managed not to start an argument or yell at my brother. and HE was the one who was told "not to get political at christmas" this time. 4948938493 XP granted

#ahvañe #we WERE going to watch one of the lotr movies as a family but luckily 2/4 of us were too tired to stay up #it feels like the space inside of my lungs has been flattened out. like i can still breathe but i just feel. drained. #AND my jaw hurts. bec i clench it when i am angry. aha. #anyway im gonna watch an episode of hse md with my mom and them go to bed. #i send my love out to you all o7

[wrinklemcdinkle]

i havent seen anyone mention this yet so i will

i 100% believe ollie and captain price are brothers

especially with what was mentioned in episode 113, and how in episode 97 ollie’s mom said his father and brother are pirates (i dont remember specific wording but i think both were mentioned)

we havent heard any other mention of ollie’s brother, so if its not captain price then this brother will be a mystery until they decide to investigate further but if it is him.

Also grizzly said price looked about 13 years old in that picture, which was definitely sometime before the Hole in the Sea but not sure how far back. The mom was also pregnant in the picture, which could be ollie, who was 12 years old when the Riptide Pirates met him, so he’d be about 2 years old when the Hole in the Sea occurred. So unless we know the specific date when the picture was taken then its plausible to assume ollie could’ve been the next child captian rose had.

I really want to see those 2 meet now, just to see what happens

Am i crazy for this?

#jrwi #jrwi riptide #jrwi show #just roll with it #jrwi spoilers #jrwi spoilers episode 113 #bro… #theyre both half elves #we know now that price is captain rose’s son #we know that ollie’s mom has 2 sons #and that her 1st son is a pirate #captain price is a pirate kinda?? #i mean hes literally a captain #them freaking out over the pictures was CRAZY #I WAS FREAKING OUT WITH THEM #JAW DROPPING #i thought my jaw would dislocate when they read finn’s book #grizzly theres no way he doesnt have a history in writing #SISNDJDJDMDMD #jrwi price #jrwi captain price #jrwi ruben price #jrwi ollie