#and now i wake up and im like hm

[blinkpen]

so, now that shit's deteriorating further, probably from even more constant stress, that i'm officially in the"i just leave my body without my say so and stop moving and don't realize this has happened full blown catatonia style" and "pockets of missing time" stage, which, by the way, is fucking scary as shit to Live in that reality, maybe my doctor can finally convince the insurance company i'm worthy of a fresh MRI/brain scan to survey just how much brain damage pre-existing schizophrenia multiplied by a long covid-caused seizure is going on at this point.

regardless if if there's anything we can really DO about it? but. yanno. it'd be nice. if nothing else, i can enrich the data for all the long term consequences of this vile cesspit of country not giving a shit about anything but money and eugenics

#sporadic warbling #i just hope it doesnt progress further or get much worse than this #its hard to convey online what my current reality really is like and i kind of do not want to anyway #i wish could fly away and never return #actually i wish my family could wake up and change for the better so i wouldnt have to want escape that would actually be my wish but #hm. crying now. #i am thankful that the spaces of time im apparently doing things around the house im basically just engaging in Normal Behavior #usually doing chores? on total autopilot? or preparing food and then just leaving it behind #i just. have no memory of it. at all #that's so scary. #and it makes me feel very vulnerable around people i do not reliably feel existentially safe around and with good reason

[acasternaut]

allergies kicking me in the dick rn

#woke up and thought i was sick bc well. i usually feel like shit when i wake up + i had a sore throat #so i was like oh i must be sick. but now im actually awake and i feel completely fine other than the sore throat n some sneezing. hm #i realized while typing that last sentence out that nobody needs to know any of this. lol

[glassphinix]

i've been a busy boy (spoken w the same vibe as that one garfield 9/11 comic)

#baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 #bgiii #bg3 astarion #bg3 abdirak #(oh god ive been misspelling that cunts name this whole time) #for anyone whos not familiar with this game you get the bloodless debuff if astarion drinks your blood #and you get loviatar's love by letting a sadomasochist beat the shit out of you ritualistically. no that's not a joke #but i went thru with it cause it gives you advantage on low health and my bard is the squishiest bitch on the team now #even GALE has more health than my character now bc i gave him the tough feat #i also coincidentally got astarion's first bite scene the first long rest after meeting abdirak #because ive been delaying my long rests as long as possible for fear of anything time-sensitive becoming unavailable to me #and so a bunch of other shit took priority over astarion trying to bite me #BUT. that has instead resulted in the extremely funny idea of my character volunteer to get beaten up #for NO in-universe discernable reason i might add #and astarion being like 'hm. okay he might be a big enough freak to let me feed off him without shoving a stake through my ribs' #and then trying his luck that very night ASJFKSA #anyway. i stopped playing this fuckin game like an hour ago bc i have to wake up early and yet im still awake and being a freak #internal monologue

[sodrippy]

that vibe youre on when its summer holidays and youre unmedicated and hyperfocused on something and going to bed at 2am every night and time is bending away and reality starts getting kind of wavy actually still fucks. this energy stands the test of time all my mutuals should do this

#ive been going to bed at like 2 for a week and ive been like. huh im not really feeling any effects im still waking up at 7 or 8 thats great #i must have really improved my sleep quality! awesome! #and today im like. oh. ogh. feelin it 👍 #i need to quarantine . my phone #hm on second thought. its a bit scary that i spent the majority of my teenage years feeling like this #like oh i was. so fucking checked out........hm....maybe that was bad for my development or whatever idk #anyway. im having a great time with it now to the absolute detriment of all the healthy routines i was making prior to this ^.^

[lucky-draws]

never mind that idea is actually just as nonsensical and creates a billion more questions than it answers well ok

#OH wait but maybe. hm. actually maybe they could have a semi happy ending as a treat. they could make it back to the real world i think #they kill the pyramid heads due to the power of lesbianism and the will to live and wake up in the real non foggy non rusty world. amen #everyone nod sagely like you know what im talking about.thanks #anyway i can't sleep and i am thinking about gay people in video games again. sighs haggardly #but if maria mary weird fic is now 0.0003% closer to fruition well i guess its not all bad 👍

[ssoupcup]

eyestrain + green blood

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#tw eyestrain #eyestrain #tw blood #websmp #websoup #look. shes a tad fucked up #dont worry! she'll get worse #i promise #half joking. im just gonna vibe now. #for the forseeable future. #yes that vibe does happen to be fucked up severely but look we already knew that and if you killed someone who looked exactly #like you then had to deal with the repurcussions of that and actively chugging poison i THINK your vibe would be a little fucked up.too #anyway #I told myself hm esrly night tonight we will wake uo tomorrow #it is now nearly 3am #look im.oksy #simply. rolling with it. #ALSOOO uhm. #you knkw what idk what i was gonna say i think the lead poisoning grappled me for a second there #im real tired though so perhaos. sleep #but first? #honestky just wanna say GODDAMN im haply with this art piece #did u think i was abt to get all sincere and wholesome in my tumblr tags??? NO FUCKEN WAY #but erm hi my friends ur cool thank you for being my friends :) !! #sorry. moment of weakness I HATE you all actually pls fly head first into a glass window like the birdbrains u all are #pls this is a joke i dont hate anyone #just strongly dislike (SLASH JAY) #i couldnt bullynsomeone rlly #my hungry ass coukd NEVER be a geologist #WTF IS WRONG WITH ME GOODNIGHY

[shshshshshowrunner]

Wish I could taste without the, like, special ingredients.

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I ran out of tags. Most of this post is in the tags and I ran out of tags. Apparently the limit is 30. Worst part is I wasn't done.

#saw a video where they deep fried some chocolate eggs and im losing my mind. #unwilling to wake anyone up right now alors je peut pas even voir mes amis le goût #mes dieux they look good. #im almost tempted to get up and cook. i mean. fight gnomes. for xigbar. #okay i am tempted. #but #no guarantee when he'll wake up and if what i make becomes cold and not good I will DIE i cannot kill the part of me #that dies of embarrassment if my cooking is subpar or my house is unclean. if xigbar doesnt like what i make i WILL be killing myself #goodnight world forever i made something contrary to his taste. #i need to work on that i know i do. but #hm #and he said he didnt really have a sweet tooth :( who am i going to feed these eggs to. #i would bother arme but she needs her space I know she does. #I can't imagine a simple desert like this appealing to the narrator. #so no xigbar arme or narrator. thats everyone in the arena #i dont want to bother MoM ive bothered him enough recently. #um. hm. #would Kayne like them? he seems to like sweet things. fundip is sweet right? he put some on his popcorn when I stayed over #he even let me eat some (though I couldn't taste) #hm. #then again i feel like that would fall under Bothering MoM. showing up in the woods under the treehouse yelling #'KAAAAAAYYYNNNEEEEE. DO YOU WANT A DEEPFRIED CADBURY CREAM EGG. OR SEVERAL. I MADE THEM JUST NOWWW' #yeah that would bother him #and also risk waking riri which i do NOT want to do i know how babies are. #fuck. #i cant go to the cabin to bother paph even if he Was awake #not sure if arthur would like these either. and i think hes asleep to. and we're not close enough for me to just hand him food I dont think #gods. kayne is really the best option here but i cant even. damn it. #and stanley and sora are both gone. gone SWEEPING 🧹🧹 THE BRACKET 🧹🧹 GET REKT EVERYONE ELSE #AS they deserve

[altruistic-meme]

now the question is: do I dare?

#just decided to poke around trying to look for data entry jobs bc of that one video #didnt find any but i DID find an 'offi e assistant' position thats.... hm #its fo cent less than i make now and is 40hr a week #but im sure its like. 9-5. #which is 👀 #50 cents* #anyways #......... i think i will when i wake up #the only qualifications is 2 years customer service and friendly on the phone #and while im not exactly a fan of phone calls. i dsspise them in fact. #i could technically deal with it for a job #mm #shh ac

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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#the thing about me is that i am unwell. i will sit here like hm im not working hard enough #im spending too much time on these manuscripts and thats selfish. and like wtf r u even saying????? #literally u r working toward public that will bring credit to ur lab wtf is wrong with u? i do the same thing when im spending 3hrs doing #algae transfers bc im like this isnt hard so im not actually being productive. fucking what the fuck???? #im not allowed to enjoy things. no data entry. too fun. no codin. too fun. i must be slightly miserable to in agony at all times #why? i have no fucking idea. its entirely self imposed. ive never been pushed to work harder on things my brain just decides im not doing #enough. why???? im a neurotic little wind up doll compelled by logic that doesnt make sense #at least i canceled with that bad therapist bc idk fuck that now i gotta find someone else :-P #but im trying to be nicer anyway. trying. but i get bored and with boring comes the desire to make myself insane bc idk thsts at least #slightly interesting. there r 2 wolves inside me. one is just trying to live its life and the other is trying to smother thst 1st one lol #me: i will work all day and all night i can work on non-work work as a treat #this is why i have dreams abt ppl being devoured my polar bears in front of me and horrible natural disasters #i think theyd b nightmares if i wasnt always so calm in my dreams. i just wake up like him ive aquired disturbing images #uuuuuhhhhhhhuhuh i dont wanna work on more writing 😫 but I've gotta get this last application done #on a more positive note i now have full hearing back in my right ear lmao #unrelated

[ghoul-haunted]

last night’s name posting dilemma was brought to you by:

me, realizing that I like the masculine version of my legal name because my parents very literally named me after two men

growing up with a parent who worked in computer security who instilled some pretty hefty internet safety lessons in me starting with Never Use Your Real Name

the usual trans adventure into figuring out how you want to name yourself, followed by a different issue of periodically checking out of my own body for an extended period of time really mucking with my ability to feel attachment towards me, a person, as a concrete concept. I’m a little robot who likes to draw comics!!

a funnier adventure into that I like inside jokes with myself. like, figuring out a pseudonym to be called on my main art blog? not an issue!! katabay is a word that describes my process AND it was mabini’s masonic name, the name is baked into that one, and my usual ‘fuck tyrants’ brand of art is included by association. it! has! it! all!!

cannot emphasize enough how weird it was for someone to call me bachelor. very understandable because that is literally how I sign my art there, but feels absolutely baffling. bachelor??? bachelor whom. where is this bachelor. is the dandy doctor from the city in the room with us??

laz will always be a neutral and fun nickname because deciding to remake and create a new art blog felt like lazarus walking out of a tomb. friends, however, have name rights to call me whatever they want, idc, there’s a rolodex of names at this point.

#*the dandy doctor thing is a patho reference. he's bachelor whatever. which is where i lifted the bachelor thing from #honestly i went through so many names because i used to feel strongly like i needed to outrun myself #like just. fully kill off whoever i was. and it actually! was not good! for me to keep doing that! #which is why im currently stuck in a weird nameless space at the moment. i do not want to pick a name #when i feel right now that the driving motivation behind it is to kill off who i was before #ive trained myself into a better relationship with art and now i have to train myself into having a better relationship with me lmao #the art thing took a full six months of waking up every day and being very stubborn about it tho so. hm. this might take awhile #thanks for bearing with me on this over the years!!

[deeisace]

Hm. Don't like waking up at midnight. The fuck is wrong now.

#i did put quite a lot of bleach down the toilet but why can i smell it so strongly now in this room #there's like 8-9 hours before I can move properly to go and like find out without the neighbour shouting at me #hm. bad. #im going to open a window in here. and hope i don't somehow wake up dead of chemicals.

[rninies]

✮ pampering a giant baby - gojo satoru

synopsis: gojo satoru rarely gets sick, but when he does, he acts like a child (you don't mind that because when will you ever get the chance of taking care of gojo?)

warnings: sick gojo, fluff, gn!reader, gojo is stubborn (hates being taken care of) — wc: 528

notes: IM BACK YEAHHHHHHH im almost finished with my finals so here we are :3

“y/n, please leave.” satoru blocks the door with his tall figure, leaving you unable to enter his apartment. “i’m begging you.”

you huff, standing your ground. “i am not leaving until you let me take care of you. you’re sick, toru! your body is heating up as we speak.”

“i’m fine-” satoru lets out a cough. “seriously, just go home! i can take care of myself.” as soon as he says that, he sneezes, knees feeling weak. you quickly catch him before he falls.

“‘i’m fine’ my ass. come on, let me take care of you for once.” you mumble, helping satoru inside. you gently lay him on the couch, to which he instantly rests his head on the pillows. “i’ll go make you some porridge, yeah?”

satoru nods, too weak to speak. you instantly got to work, cooking up a porridge as quietly as possible to not disturb his rest. as soon as you finished making the porridge, you brought it over to satoru, gently waking him up. “toru, wake up. you need to eat.”

satoru reluctantly opens his eyes. “can i eat later? i feel sick.”

“you have to eat now so then you can drink some medicine. after that i promise you i’ll let you sleep as much as you want.” you softly say, helping satoru sit up. “just eat a few bites and i’ll be happy.” you hold the spoon full of warm porridge in front of him and he opens his mouth, just wide enough to eat.

after a few bites, satoru mumbles about how full he feels and you stop, quickly grabbing medicine from the drawer and a cup of water. “here. drink this and you’ll feel better.” satoru drank the medicine and you smiled. “there.”

instead of laying back down on the pillow, he lays his head on your lap. “sorry.”

you tilt your head in confusion. “hm? what are you sorry for?”

“don’t know… just feels annoying being sick.” satoru mumbles, hiding his face in your shirt. “i hate feeling like this.”

“mm, i know, baby. everyone has their sick days. you know how it is.” you say, gently caressing his head. “i don’t mind taking care of you for once, though. it’s a good change. i like it.”

“i should be taking care of you, not the other way around.” satoru complains, finally meeting your eyes. “it’s like- i don’t know. it feels weird.”

“hey, don’t feel bad. i like taking care of you, don’t worry.” you leaned down and gave satoru a quick kiss on the lips, to which he immediately covered his lips. “what?”

“i’m sick! you can’t just kiss me! what if you get sick too?” satoru’s voice is muffled behind his hands. “i don’t want you to get sick too.”

you smiled. “i won’t. trust me. now you go back to sleep and you’ll feel better in the morning because my porridge has magical healing powers.”

satoru laughs and closes his eyes, quickly falling back to sleep.

(the next day, you were woken up by a scratchy throat and blocked nose — to which satoru was delighted because he can finally take care of you).

#kylin.writes #gojo satoru #gojo satoru x y/n #gojo satoru x you #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru fluff #gojo #gojo x you #gojo x y/n #gojo x reader #gojo fluff #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x y/n #jujutsu kaisen x you #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jujutsu kaisen gojo #jjk #jjk x you #jjk x y/n #jjk x reader #jjk fluff #jjk gojo

[fluffylino]

pussy drunk minho

he'll never admit how dumb he gets for your pussy~

-contains mature themes

"kitten, im not that obsessed with your pussy" minho scoffed out. you clicked your tongue.

now that was a lie.

"i doubt you could last an entire week without it" you argued back. he smirked.

"game on." now it was your turn to make a face.

"so if i win, you'll wear the collar?" his expression dropping. you could see the wheels in his head turning. wondering if he could really beat you against this game.

"that is...that is if you win. which you won't im sure of it but alright" you couldn't help but smile.

"deal"

"seriously though i can live without eating you out..." you laughed right in his face. to which he rolled his eyes.

the whole argument starting when you asked if you could dom him. his immediate response being a firm no. you couldn't help but whine, even begging for it.

if he could dom you. you could dom him.

his response being "i'd rather be the one in control. i feel uneasy submitting."

so you decided to pry more into it. you wanted to know more. to truly understand him.

"because i feel like my mind will go all fuzzy and i'll look like an idiot" that was exactly why you wanted to take charge. if not for sometime. you were happy even if it was a one time thing.

minho was cute eitherway and he'd be even more cuter on his knees.

and then what really did it for you was when he said he wasn't that obsessed with eating you out.

a lie honestly.

his morning routine consisting of waking you up with his face between your legs. breathless and absolutely horny. grinding against the mattress.

it didn't matter if he had to go out. that always came first. and he was one to give amazing head. always having that confident smirk after making you cum.

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the day one was fine.

he seemed normal. doing his daily tasks. going to the company. coming back all sweaty and laying on your chest. you couldn't help how sweet he was.

day three was when you noticed him staring.

you hadn't even realised the t shirt you were wearing had ridden up. enough to have your panties exposed. he was talking to you about the dance formations when all of a sudden you noticed the way his eyes kept lingering downwards.

so playfully you spread your legs open and closed them. you weren't being obvious. him on the other hand was captivated.

eyes locked onto your covered heat.

"minho." you called out. he looked back at your face so fast you wanted to laugh.

"hm?" he hummed out, casually walking out of the room, mumbling that he was going to shower.

when he did go for a bath, you pressed your ear against the door. a heat pooling in your lower abdomen at the sound of him jacking off.

"pfft and he says he can do without it" you muttered under your breath.

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"you want my cunt so bad, don't you baby" you teased. loving the way he hid his face in the pillows beside you. it looked like he was throwing a tantrum.

"come onnn just put the collar on and then you can taste me-" you suggested, rubbing his back.

"no no no no no-" he chanted cutting you off mid sentence, voice muffled.

stubborn as hell. there was no possible way he would do it.

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"was it that difficult, huh?" minho stared up at you with crazy eyes.

first of all, to get him on his knees was a hassle. and now he glared at you playfully. you let out a small laugh. he really looked like an angry kitten. the clip on cat ears and black collar around his neck made him look so soft.

"are you gonna be a goo-"

"just let me eat y-" you clicked your tongue. now he was really pissing you off. a bratty smile on his face. you just wanted to slap him.

"yes yes. now can i-"

"thats it. im done" you stood up, ready to leave. until you were pulled back. minho gripping your thighs. a look of guilt on his face.

"i'm sorry. i'll be good" he mumbled, a small pout emerging.

"promise?"

"hmmmm"

you sighed. you didn't trust him yet. so you took the leash out. his mouth opening and closing when you hooked it onto the collar. his eyes locked onto were you clutched the leash.

"wh-"

his original question turning into a breathy moan. his face plummeting between your legs.

inhaling your soaked panties for a good few seconds. before he lifted his head back up.

using his teeth to take off your panties. you could see the way his breath hitched upon seeing your cunt. it had been so long since. he saw your pussy. after days. up close. leaning in.

a firm tug to the collar. a small grunt leaving him.

"you think you can just get right into it?" you raised an eyebrow, looking down at him. he seemed to understand. his pride wouldn't let him. but reluctantly he asked.

"may i...please?"

you nodded. satisfied.

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you gasped. fuck you hadn't even realised how much you missed his mouth on you. his tongue licking into your cunt.

nose deliciously rubbing against your clit. face practically buried there. you were worried he wouldn't be able to breathe.

so you held onto his collar, pulling him back.

"m-mmmh... i-ive been so good" he whined, breathing heavily. your essence and his spit staining his chin and nose.

you noticed he was hard. precum soaking into his sweatpants.

"don't think i didn't notice you humping my foot" you choked out.

pussy throbbing at the loss of contact. you needed his mouth back on you.

"couldn't h-help it, sorry" he apologised, keeping his head down. as if he didn't deserve it. you ran your hands through his hair, tucking a few strands behind his ear.

"its okay, kitten. use my leg, hm?" you reassured, closing your legs around his head.

"aahmmhh f-fuck" minho cried out. enveloped by your thighs. nevertheless taking the opportunity to slurp at your dripping cunt. lewd noises echoing throughout the room.

his hips slowly moving. beginning to grind against your foot. you unconciously pressed down on his cock.

a muffled whimper escaping him.

"you're such a slut, a-aren't you" you hissed out. his lips wrapped around your swollen clit. as he sucked. pushing his nose against your cunt. trying to take more than he could possibly handle.

"say it, baby. you're a slut.." he gasped, glassy eyes looking up at you. sweat dripping down his neck.

lips swollen and red.

"s-slut for...for your p-pussy" he repeated. begging to make you cum.

"dumb f-for your cunt only ahhh"

"please p-please c-cum m-mommy" your breath hitching at the name. you let him get back. cock begging for release.

"gonna cum?" you whimpered out, nearly your climax. his head shaking as he humped your leg desperately.

"c-come on kitty, make me cum"

you moaned loudly, his wet muscle shoved so deep inside of you. his own high pitched moan joining you. both of you cumming at the same time.

a wet patch on his pants. his hips still bucking as he let his tongue hang out. riding his climax out.

nevertheless he cleaned you up. licking and running his tongue through your folds. making sure to not waste a single drop of your tasty essence.

small little whines leaving him at your taste.

"my perfect kitty" you praised him. minho panting as he looked at you. pouting. asking for a kiss. his head resting against your thigh.

"good k-kitty?"

"did so good for me"

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"yeah okay okay...im a hundred percent drunk on your damn pussy"

"AHAH SO I WON-"

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#pussy drunk minho #he is such a brat #needs to be put #in his place #kitty minho #lee minho smut #lee know smut #minho smut #stray kids imagines #stray kids smut #skz smut #skz imagines #skz drabbles #lee know imagines #lee minho imagines #minho imagines #minho eating pussy #minho eating out #but he is also daddy #but he is also subby #sub!stray kids #sub!lee know #sub!lee minho #fluffylino works

[transgaysex]

i am a bit sleepy hi

#wind howls #weird thing about being woken up early one day is that ill wake up at the same time the next day regardless of how late i sleep #so i was woken up at like 10 yesterday and woke up at 10 today even though i went to sleep at nearly like 7 #wel it was like 6:30 #unrelated this is me being petty i opened the notes of a specific poll and saw someone who once gave me the worst dogshit apology ever- #being annoying as all hell with one stupid annoying pic and i was like hm. i suppose you never did change did you. sad ! well im better now #unsure if i should feel happy about the thought or mad at myself 4 having it. i suppose ill do the next best thing and stop thinkin abt it #i got homework to do...

[shotmrmiller]

i wrote about 15 sentences when i chose to give it up, cuz i cant finish it without it seeming like crack so im just gonna say that cbf!johnny would totally "Let's wrestle" himself into some pussy.

Using his strength to put you in positions you can't escape from, maybe pins you down from behind. You're stubborn as a mule though, refusing to yield, so you start bucking your hips to try and get him off but the only thing you're doing is unwittingly rubbing your arsecheeks into his slowly stiffening cock and when he's finally had enough, he harshly grinds back.

You freeze at that because you really didn't think about what you were doing, and now he's pulling your bottoms down, just enough to be able to thrust himself in between your thighs. The noises shouldn't be so loud, so sticky, but he's just smearing his pre-cum all over your inner thighs and pussy lips— or maybe it's your own arousal, who knows, who cares. His heavy breathing hitches when his flared head eventually nudges at your entrance, and he doesn't move after that. You realize he's waiting to see if you'll stop everything, if you're gonna come to your senses, but your head is so fuzzy with lust that you silently arch your back, and he lets out a long groan as he oh so slowly sinks into you until his hips are flush with yours.

There's a bit of pain that comes with being stretched by him, but he starts undulating his hips and the ache quickly melts into a pleasure so heady, that the hair on your arms stands on end.

Johnny lowers himself onto his elbows and wraps a hand around your throat, bringing your head back to whisper in your ear. "Ye feel so good around me, squeezing me like ye dinnae ever want me out. Like yer made for me, pretty girl." He grinds his hips into you, going deeper than where he already is, and you can feel a small trickle of arousal drip from you when he presses his cock firmly at the entrance of your womb.

"Liked that, did ye, bonnie?" He squeezes the side of your throat, restricting blood flow, and grunts, "Try to keep quiet, hm? Dinnae want wake the parents."

#what can i say #nothing cuz hes got me in a chokehold #john soap mactavish #johnny soap mactavish #call of duty #cod mw2 #cod mwii #johnny soap mctavish x reader #johnny soap mactavish smut #john soap mctavish x reader #drabble

[hanichani]

Of cats and men

Pairing: lee know x gn!reader

Genre: fluff

Summary: min loves his cats (and maybe he also tolerates you)

Warnings: min being a meanie but what else is new

Word count: 674

a/n: very short so I usually wouldn't name it but I thought of cats and men was so cute... yk, get it? of cats and men? like of mice and men? okay, anyways

you’re sitting on your couch with dori sleeping in your lap when the door opens. your favorite boy in the whole world walks through and starts taking his shoes off. he crouches down to say hi to his two little fur angels who immediately ran up to him to greet him. you can hear soft purring from the door and you’re not sure if it’s the cats or their owner.

“where’s your brother, hm?” he says while getting up from the cats and walking further into the apartment.

“is that all you care about? what about me?” you whine from the couch, turning your head around to look at the man who just appeared in the living room.

“hi baby.” he coos and walks closer to you.

“hi.” you say back with a smile, happy that he acknowledged you. but then he fires back.

“i was talking to dori.” he picks the cat up from your lap and plops down next to you, petting dori’s head. you stare at him with a frown on your face which he soon notices when he finally looks up from the cat.

“okay, hi to you too” he rolls his eyes, the hand that’s not petting dori reaching for your own. but you’re not satisfied with this and he can see that.

“okay fine,” he groans “hi to you too baby.”

you smile and squeeze his hand, happy that you got what you wanted.

or when it’s the middle of the night and his fur babies decide to bother you both

you were sound asleep before a paw landed on your face. opening your eyes, you saw a ginger cat nestling in the crook of your neck while the brown one was happily kneading at your face. you sighed and turned over to look at minho who was peacefully sleeping, no cats attacking his body lovingly. he looked so cute when asleep, you weren’t going to wake him for this.

“get off dori.” you grabbed the brown cat and placed it on the floor next to your bed, doing the same to soonie after. why couldn’t they be like their brother who was quietly sleeping in the corner of the room.

you thought you had won but a few minutes later the fur babies were back causing you to groan.

“leeeaaave, let me sleep.” you whined while turning to your side, causing the cats to adjust around your body.

“why don’t you leave, they’re just trying to sleep as well.” the boy next to you mumbled in his half asleep form. he pulled soonie who was closer to him to his body, cuddling with the cat. you were irritated at this point and sleeping on the couch seemed like the lesser of two evils. so, you sat up in the bed, ready to move to the living room but a hand grabbed your wrist.

“what, you wanted me to leave. im leaving.” you said, trying to get out of his hold.

but even in his sleepy form, minho managed to pull you down onto the bed. he pulled your body close, causing soonie to run away from him.

“don’t be a dummy.” he said, nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck and wrapping his arms around your torso.

“i love you.” he whispered after a moment of silence. squeezing you closer to him.

when you didn’t respond, his fingers pinched the skin on your waist causing you to yelp and scare off the cats who were now running out of the bedroom.

“say it back.” he mumbled into your skin, pressing a small kiss there after.

“I thought you were talking to the cats.” you groan, your hands going to his hair to play with it.

you hear a small tsk from him and then feel another kiss on your skin.

“i love you.” you whisper back and it’s now you placing a kiss to his skin, more specifically his forehead.

great, so now you were stuck with a human sized cat wrapped around you instead.

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