@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
"DILF", a word which here means "the only male character with a speaking role in this piece of media who's actually old enough for me to be horny for him".
I’ve been daydreaming about having a boyfriend, like not even a fictional character (though his looks are completely based on one) just my dream guy. Like I’ve been daydreaming of us together and how it would be like. And while it made feel happy and even loved, I then became really sad and depressed when I realized he is just in my imagination.
apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB
apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally