#arse whatever

[whismann]

Father daughter bonding time because father daughter bonding time

#hilda netflix #hilda the series #art #digital art #artwork #hilda season 3 #johanna hilda #the hands are kinda confusing #also first time drawing Phinium was such a slay #not being humble today #I’ll draw Lydia and her at some point to be fair or whatever #I was going to add her but I suddenly lost motivation and couldn’t be arsed #oh well #also poor woff #dropped down a flight of stairs or something poor guy

[valeriapryanikova]

sunset 

#this was pain in the arse to animate ngl #i'm not 100% satisfied w/ how this came out but whatever #grian #grian fanart #mcyt #mcyt fanart #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #hermitblr #animation #Illustration

[oldwitchsleep]

i love will graham i love the gay little Rage in his eyes every time bedelia one ups his bitchy little comebacks in season three

#will (visibly bouncing up and down he's so proud of this) : you're the bride of frankenstein #bedelia (tired drunk can't be arsed) : we've both been his bride. or whatever #will : 😡😡😡 #hannibal #will graham

[fishareglorious]

dear god your strongest soldier is a traumatized sixteen year old are you sure that's a good idea

holiday version below:

when you're spending yurimas but your girl isn't here (she's dead.)

#vertin #reverse 1999 #fish doodles #her bun is at the wrong side i know but. yeah. can't be too arsed about it #merry yurimas and a happy new yaoi or whatever #guess who kinda figured out how to do shadows without it looking like a splotch (i will likely forget it next time i try)

[hella1975]

a post about fic updates! so the fics im currently juggling are dog teeth, tams, and of course, taob. my original plan was to start posting the second installment of the dog teeth series by sometime in april, bc it's the fic im most into atm and i already have the first chapter done, i just want to bank another one or two because once i start posting it i want to KEEP posting it with regular updates, hopefully every 2 weeks like with kaiein. HOWEVER this will put my atla fics on a back burner. april is a good writing time for me (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE) bc i have the entire month off from uni to prep for may exam season, and i always want to write when im procrastinating my degree. which is. it's own thing im sure i'll graduate it's fine i'm fine. so if i focus on dog teeth, neither tams nor taob will get focus until like. june. which is par for the course with taob but im NOT happy about doing with tams.

SO my thought process was i can either be normal about this and just accept it's literally my final year at uni and im trying to graduate and it doesn't matter if updates are slow on ANY fics, or i can do my usual and implement an insane deadline that i somehow always make by the skin of my teeth. can you guess what i went with?

and thus i present unto the crowd my tentative plan: have the next taob chapter done by middle of april (im aware this is quite hand-wavey but it gives me a month to work with, so in my head this means anything between april 10th-20th), have the next tams chapter done by the end of april, and dog teeth can follow.

#i know a lot of you are gonna swarm and tell me not to push myself/rush and i love and appreciate the fuck out of you #i PROMISE if it gets too much i will call it quits like im not about to jeopardise my final exam season for this lmao #but ultimately i do work better when i give myself these insane writing challenges and it gives me something fun to do #while im drowning in econ assignments #as for dog teeth being moved to the back burner despite it being my current passion project #im not actually too bothered by this bc i will still be working on it as i work on my atla fics #and it'll be good as a breather when those get up my arse PLUS has the added benefit of the second part of dog teeth #not actually being posted yet so technically no one's 'waiting' for anything. like kaiein exists perfectly fine as a standalone #whereas if i post ch1 of part 2 in april i then have to KEEP POSTING or it'll bug me #and then i'll have THREE updating fics to juggle #does any of this make sense. hello. tapping the security camera in my padded room is anyone there #WHATEVER. I WILL KEEP YOU GUYS POSTED <3 #taob updates #tams #dog teeth

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

"we all agree that there's no non-shippy explanation for this scene right" and it's literally one character calling another son/kid/bro/sis/any moniker typically used to signify platonic affection

#ppl can ship whatever they want i do not care but it's so infuriating when they claim it's universal when they pulled it out of their arses #this is specifically about the shit in my 'for you' tab about gotg3 #NO THE ARROW SCENE WAS NOT SHIPPY WHAT THE FCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT #yondu literally calls kraglin 'boy.' the scene is like lifted straight from the one where he tells peter to use his heart to defeat ego. #it's the same wording and everything. if the scene cementing yondu as peter's mentor is echoed with the arrow scene... #maybe it's about kraglin being yondu's mentee in the same way peter was???? #maybe bc kraglin's jealousy of yondu's parental love for peter is blatant subtext in gotg2?? bc kraglin isn't that much older than peter??? #'no other explanation' i can give you 10 of those. you can derive whatever interpretation you want from this but don't say it's the only on #gotg3 #kraglin obfonteri #yondu udonta #guardians of the galaxy vol.3 #peter quill

[dukeofqueers]

Ser Fel, the Chimera Knight or Unmoored Knight

i love my arisen who was so cringe and fail that he got removed from his own world. get ratio’d by the Endless Cycle idiot

Thora, the other Arisen in the nihilism meme belongs to @missszena​ <3

in game featuring his pawn Leoris

#dragon's dogma #dragon's dogma dark arisen #ddda #fanart #sketch #art #artists on tumblr #ddda arisen #dragon's dogma oc #my art #screenshots are a bit outdated he has the diabolic shield now. i grinded for this bitch #fel isn't from gransys but don't ask me for names i'm entrusting the sequel to give us more world lore #he defeated his dragon but didn't kill it and got fucked over when he was lured to bitterblack. got lost there and was displaced entirely #thora is the one who stumbled on him and he's wound up in her world but hasn't managed to get back to his #he goes back to bitterblack after witnessing this cycle gets lost and turns into a living armor #note to the cycle maybe next time don't pick the depressed jaded knight as ur arisen. bro couldn't even be arsed to finish his quest #i think often about the lack of mystic knights and most of them appearing as undead. inherently doomed vocation or whatever #anyway i'm terrible at finishing any art for fel sry #i'm gonna go make myself emo over fel's relationship with leoris now. see you whenever

[stergeon]

i also write exclusively with fountain pens (cursive anon)

anyways i liked your recent comic, i feel like edelgard's cuteness is amplified by her short statue. makes me want to pick her up like a cat lol (says someone who is also short)

Byleth: Like a cat, huh...

Edelgard: ... can I help you?

Byleth: Tada

Edelgard: UNHAND ME THIS INSTANT

anon, you really shouldn't give her any ideas. for edelgard's sake.

#fe3h #fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #edeleth #sterge.eml #sterge.pptx #edelgard von hresvelg #byleth eisner #in the days after #fountain pen supremacy 💪😤 anon i fuck with you big time #i've spent. an embarrassing amount of money on pens. #my workhorse is my parker im. i don't leave home without it!! #my grail pen is now at a price point i simply cannot abide and so i will have to dream of it eternally #unless i win the lottery i guess #alas. #probably should have colored this but whatever #narrowly avoided that emperor pantyshot. sorry perverts #i cannot be arsed to draw all their regalia anymore save for special occasions #thus byleth is out here in her thursday best (ladies night at the club) #knee brace over tights. are you sure? #please excuse my dust and be nice to me while i learn how to draw feet #idk that i ever even drew heels before i started drawing these chucklefucks #i am not a professional (or remotely trained) artist #i am simply a dyke with a pencil and more time than sense

[storfulsten]

Draw more Whitty x bf (?)

yee ok

sussy space boyfriends counts right

#bombeep #whittyxbf #somehow I could bring myself to doodle today it's a miracle #it's been months since I last doodled them geez #I miss them ha #amongus au based bc idc vibes I guess #and very messy and lazy couldn't be arsed to do a lot of things properly #but whatever just glad to have doodled them at all tbh #so ye enjoy I guess idk #or don't #whatever floats your boat #fnf au #fnf among us au #fnf shipping #boyfriend #whitty #bf #I draw what I want #thanks for the suggestion #sorry for messing stuff up #stay groovy friendo #hopefully more bombeep soon fingers crossed and all that

[iamanemotionaltimebomb]

So people were complaining that Queen Bee wasn’t accurate to what Beelzebub was supposed to look like. I got curious, I said, “okay, what is Beelzebub supposed ‘accurately’ look like”.

Beelzebubs whole description is “being capable of flying, known as the "Lord of the Flyers", or the "Lord of the Flies".”

… that’s it, that’s the whole ass description. And even the part of “Lord of the Flies” may not be accurate either because it can also be read as “Lord of the Flyers” or “Lord of the (Heavenly) Dwelling”.

So technically, Beelzebub doesn’t even need to be an insect, they just need to be able to fly.

By this very vague definition, Starscream could technically count as an accurate depiction of Beelzebub.

“queen bee has fallen! I, starscream, will now lead the ring of gluttony!”

#TBH he actually represents greed or envy better #but I just wanted to be a bit of a smart ass #helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers #obviously redesigs are fine imo just don’t be an arse and say it’s more ‘authentic’ or whatever #because lord Starscream of the gluttony rings proves that accuracy is bullshit

[pallanophblargh]

I think part of me expected this burnout would last a long time, but it’s drawing close to a year now. I have a strong reason to suspect medications are prolonging it. Granted: I have no intention of stopping medication, but I suspect I may need to make some changes. It’s been nice not to feel burning rage/crippling despair/panic most of the time, but I also miss being able to actually... act on things! Start things! Feel some semblance of motivation, as fleeting as it is. Mostly my reaction to prompts of any kind are “nah, don’t wanna” or “so what?” which isn’t terribly conducive to anything more than day to day life. (Y’all, I can’t even reliably plan my vacation and that’s pretty terrible.)

I’m saying this in part as a sort of explanation as to why I’ve been so slow to respond to anything, or post any art, or even re-open commissions this past year. I just... generally can’t make myself do anything that isn’t a part of my daily maintenance routine. Knowing that making art (even personal art) takes 3x times as long to complete is a standout reason I’ve been refusing to reopen commissions especially, since I’d be unwilling to make clients wait more than a few months for even something as simple as a sketch. People were patient enough with “Old Me,” I don’t think most would hold out for “New Me.”

Thankfully I’m speaking to my doctor tomorrow regarding my experiences on the current medication, and maybe I can find something that works a little better. I feel like I’ve been pretty fortunate so far, all things considered, and my side effects have been fairly mild. (Though I have suspicions it’s also thinning out my hair something fierce... probably time for supplements for that issue!)

Hopefully I’ll figure it out sooner rather than later? Either way, I’m learning to accept things as they are these days. 

#April rambles #text post #mental health #medication #I know I'm one of the lucky ones but I'm still not discounting my aggravations #like yeah I'd like to think I should be capable of motivation #but at what cost? #and I never thought I'd care so much about hair loss but yikes I never had a lot of hair to begin with #wanting to cry anytime I see someone with a full head of thick hair #guess I'm kinda shallow after all lol #I have some beef regarding my other issues and suspicions but whatever #I can deal with them later #but I still find it hard to believe I've been assigned Just Anxiety instead of low grade well masked ADHD #Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whatever #I'm a pleasant zombie for the most part are you happy? #I can't be arsed to do really anything are you sure that's just anxiety? #I'm literally masquerading as an apathetic potato most of the time now with meds so yeah ok sure? #we'll get there someday I hope #shit count my blessings it could be so much worse

[derpinette]

one way for a music performer to earn my full respect is if they carry out acts of self mutilation on stage

#that is how you know they are ♯Real about it truly dedicated to their craft & passionate #none of that gay spitting or whatever. start cutting yourself up BOY. or rather #as long as you do the latter the former you can do too without it being just Whatever #this is obviously specific to shock making-mamma-maaaaddd genres of bands/artists in general that i am into #not expecting like IDK france gall to start smashing things on her head to make it bleed. RIP miss gall i really love her music #my all time favorite female artists ( one eastern one western ) are known to just act as ragdolls & Bleeding on stage #& i think that is very based & adds to the experience/atmosphere of everyone involved there #this is sadistic of me ♯SORRY like obviously no one should kill themselves but... >_> ... #i just cannot help but think of the ones not doing it as posing Arse cowards SORRY about it #that one image of the stick figure shoving a gorey image to its stick figure friends Yeah that would be me. #when will i grow out of being an edgelord Probably Never

[syrips]

title: why didnt anyone stop me 😔

prompt 4 - Bloodstain

#strahd von zarovich #syrips art #my adoptive mom said its MY turn to draw strahd taking a blood bath!! #also i made him pretty because im allowed to do whatever i want forever #tw: blood #vampentine's 2024 #strahd #happy simping #oh my anemic arse is craving iron gummys while drawing this ooohu oguglugh #sipping on ice cubes instead slpslp- #wow look at me im honored to use the strahd tag woweew wewie ouiugfdugh #hes pretty like the mona lisa

[dollypopup]

colin should 'suffer' for penelope

aka: 5 short reasons why wanting colin to 'suffer' or 'grovel' or whatever other bullshit this fandom keeps pulling is stupid and makes no sense and should have been buried ages ago, how is this still a thing?

1: it sets a terrible and unhealthy dynamic between an endgame couple

especially considering Polin's motif is that of a mirror, if Colin is expected to grovel or suffer for Penelope's affection and forgiveness, it only stands to reason that Penelope then, too, would have to reciprocate. how Penelope treats Colin's ills is setting the precedent for how he's expected to handle her own against him, of which there are many. giving him the cold shoulder, holding what he said over his head and rubbing it in his face, potentially not even explaining why she's upset at him: these are not signs of a mature woman ready for a marriage to ANYONE

2: Colin's slights against Penelope are considerably less harmful than Penelope's against Colin's and it makes no narrative sense for her to be on her high horse about it

'he ruined her prospects' 'he talked about her behind her back' 'he laughed at her' (we don't even know if that one's true, frankly speaking)

but Penelope did the exact same to him and she did so first. Please remember that Penelope is the reason Colin and Marina broke up, and it was her express goal the entire time. Penelope humiliated Colin and Marina both by exposing them publicly (not to mention rubbed the salt into the wound for days afterward). Penelope didn't even think about Colin's feelings because she tried to confess her crush on him immediately after his engagement went poof. Penelope holding Colin accountable for what he said without herself recognizing the ways in which she's hurt him, too, makes her out to be a hella hypocrite

3: it's weirdly catholic on main?

love isn't about suffering points or penance or guilt and i'm tired of Christianity pervading every damn thing. sorry not sorry, some of us want an actually fulfilling love story

4: y'all are just mad Colin didn't love Penelope back from jump and it's a revenge fantasy

which, fine, that's what fanfic is for, but it's OOC, y'all are aware of that, right? because if he DID want her from the start, we all know that it wouldn't be Polin? why are you shipping a friends to lovers ship if you INSIST that the friends to lovers dynamic is less than? guess what? unreciprocated love is kind of part of the deal. you don't hold a grudge against your friend for not loving you back immediately. Colin shows he cares about Penelope in SO MANY WAYS that somehow are completely invalidated because it isn't meant to be romantic? imma say it: fuck you if you think that way. friendships are important and beautiful and deep and fulfilling with or without romance. Colin sticking his neck out for Penelope to help her family from Jack's scheme? an act of love. Colin sending Penelope letters after her father passed? act of love. Colin telling Penelope she's 'really very good' and holding her hand in appreciation of her coming to talk to him? act of love. if you think those acts of love mean nothing just because he isn't fucking her seven ways to sunday, maybe analyze your own viewpoint of relationships and ship Pen w/ some random stranger who makes heart eyes at her tits from jump

5: it makes Penelope an asshole to her own long term partner

dude, if a friend of mine insisted I crawl on hands and knees to determine whether they want me back in their lives, i don't want to be around that person? so many of these narratives make Penelope a straight up terrible person. if you want your partner to suffer? you probably don't actually like them very much, but Polin is narratively MEANT to be the couple that likes AND loves one another. be real, if your friend ghosted you for months, gave you the cold shoulder when you tried to talk again, treated you like shit (you can't argue that him 'suffering' isn't treating him like shit in some way shape or form) as you tried to apologize, and then you find out that she was the reason you and your ex broke up and she wrote straight up nasty things about your family for YEARS, you would want absolutely nothing to do with that friend. why should Colin be expected to be any different? do these two not deserve a lovely love story built on love and affection and trust and honesty? a healthy happy relationship in which they see one another and appreciate one another for all they are? no? so why do you ship them?

+1: it's oversaturated in this fandom

polin is a fantastic ship. how is THIS their main trope?

find a new fucking idea, PLEASE

#polin #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #dude i have so many more #it's OOC for both of them #it strips colin of his character (and let's be real this fandom has proven they don't give a shit about him anyway) #it continues to open the door for weird crack and sideships this fandom is strangely obsessed with #why is it weird that when i say i ship Polin i mean i ship POLIN #like. . .exclusively. as my otp. i don't give a SHIT about your dumb pen/oc or whatever bullshit crackship y'all pulled out your arses #it's BORING #there are at least five other people ahead of colin who should be apologizing for their actions to their love interest #like. . .you do realize one them literally almost married his wife's sister yes???? #what exactly does colin have to 'grovel' for? #'oh the groveling gentleman is a popular trope and colin and penelope are a good match for it' #when anthony is RIGHT THERE???? #on a meta level it's been noticed for ages that polin doesn't have any or very little love for Colin #there are other ships that step to BAT for their couples and we're here constantly shitting on half our OTP #you don't have to put down one half of your ship to make the other half desirable #they literally live a love story #OBVIOUSLY he's gonna make her feel desirable #without having to be treated poorly whilst doing so #could i just shut up about this dumb trope? maybe so #but i am first and foremost: a hater

[catgirlknighted]

If I’m attracted to you, that makes me gay. If you’re attracted to me, that makes you gay. I do make the rules!

#I wanna put something like this in my pinned but idk where #just to spite some folks who think they can put me in a box due to my url or whatever else #assumptions make an arse out of you & me #when I put those little rainbows on peoples posts next to the other stuff in the tags it means that attraction is gay #I have no gender; but never call my attraction straight; ew no absolutely not! #hope this makes sense & if it doesn’t? too bad! this is my identity; not yours! #rose.txt

[riversofmars]

When you start writing a Dark Academia AU, make one of them a Classics student, and FINALLY nine pointless years of studying Latin come in handy. I'm still having to look everything up, I remember nothing, but that is not the point.

Ovid's Amores 1.9 is just 🤌

#its also so far removed from canon im actually contemplating publishing this as an original work on #im sure there is a market for a sapphic love story in a dark academia setting #not sure i could be arsed to do all the marketing and whatever else you have to do though lol #also of course this is a Liv/Helen fanfic and it should be known as such ❤️❤️ #who knows got to write it first #doctor who #liv chenka #helen sinclair #fanfiction #ovid #latin