#as i also wanna beat him up

[stellamancer]

empty threat (implied-ish gn!reader x satoru gojo)

notes: hi my name is niku and for some fucking reason everyone i know and love thinks i am a gojo fucker. first of all, they are wrong. uh anyway. one of them said a thing and that’s why this fic exists. it’s also @willowser​’s fault so they should take responsibility. thanks to fabi for checking this for me cuz never wrote this man before. 

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“What the hell!”

You’re not sure what you were expecting when you asked to spar with Satoru Gojo. To spend twenty or thirty minutes of your time chasing after a basically untouchable foe until he got bored and decisively ended the fight? To get your ass handed to you as he reminded you, once again, of the difference between you and him? To totally and magnificently lose?

What you can say is you definitely weren't expecting to end up pinning the man who holds the title of the world's strongest sorcerer to the ground. You both know it's not due to your skill as a sorcerer or even due some dumb luck. The only reason why you've got Gojo pinned is simply because he's letting you.

And it pisses you off. It's not like you were expecting to win, but this is just…

"What's wrong?" Gojo asks, mocking you with that disgusting saccharine voice of his. "You look upset. I thought you wanted to beat me."

You do your best to remain calm and not respond to his provocations. Even so, your grip on his wrists tightens ever so slightly.

He notices because of course he does and winces dramatically. "Owie!"

"I know it doesn't hurt," you tell him flatly, resisting the urge to squeeze tighter. It won't do anything to him, but maybe it'd make you feel a little better.

"Nope, not one bit!"

Before you can stop it an annoyed growl escapes your throat and Gojo latches onto it, ready and more than willing to weaponize anything he possibly can. “Come on, what’s got you all frustrated? You can tell me, you know?"

Stupid fucking dumbass piece of shit jerk knows exactly why you’re mad. He probably let you get him because he knew how much it’d aggravate you.

“No need to be so shy,” he continues purposely ignoring your growing rage. “We’re friends after all, aren’t we?”

You choose to remain silent and instantly find it’s the wrong response as Gojo starts to prattle on and on about how he thought that you were friends and how sad he is that you, as his friend won't talk to him, won’t rely on him and blah blah blah. He really loves the sound of his own voice, doesn’t he? Normally, you would just tune him out, but your agitation has left you impaired and on edge.

You need Satoru Gojo to shut up.

Like yesterday.  

Instinct takes over and your body moves on its own, you pull back just a bit before slamming your head in his direction full force. But the hit doesn’t connect because of course it doesn’t. Instead, you feel like you are just hovering over him like an empty threat that you’ll never make good on.

He laughs and your frustration flashes in your chest hot, agitation at its peak. “You know, if you wanted to kiss , you could have just asked.”

“I do not want to kiss you!” you snarl, refusing to take the accusation in silence.

“Oh? You don’t?”

“Hell no!”

“What a shame! I made sure to put on one of Nobara’s lip masks on last night so my lips would be super soft today!”

In a moment of weakness, your eyes flicker to his mouth and his lips curve upward in a smirk. Fuck. It doesn't matter that it was for just a split second— he caught you looking. You consider accusing him of stealing Kugisaki's skin care products to deflect the accusations that are sure to come but before you can the infinity between you dissipates unexpectedly bringing you mere inches from Gojo's infuriating face.

"Well?" he asks, voice intentionally seductive, his warm breath perfuming your face. You manage to suppress a shiver. It's an act. It's an act. He's just trying to get under your skin. "Wanna see for yourself?"

Your refusal lingers at the tip of your tongue— stuck for some reason you don't care to delve into right now.

"Come on." He almost sounds like he's pleading with you, and you keep reminding yourself that the bastard is just fucking with you. "I promise they're really soft."

Your eyes, traitorous things that they are, try to look again, but you force your gaze upward. Maybe if you try headbutting him again it'll work. There's nothing between you now, right?

No harm in trying.

You shift, trying to conceal your movements as best you can before going in for another headbutt. Surely Gojo will put infinity between you when he realizes that you're trying again, saving you both from what could be a massive headache.

But he doesn't.

You end up stopping yourself this time— your mouths even closer now. Too close. You finally take notice of your heart thumping wildly in your chest, the sound echoing in your ears. You should move. You need to move. Now. If you don't, one weird move from either of you will likely close the distance between you.

It's unfortunate for you that Gojo is a fan of weird moves.

He shifts beneath you, just slightly, his chin tilting up and you feel like a thread that's just snapped in two. You reel backwards, repelled by the thought of kissing Satoru Gojo, rejecting the thought, the notion, that for the breadth of a second your lips connected. It didn't happen. It didn't. You still want to wipe your mouth though, just in case. You don’t because you don’t want him to think that maybe there was contact.

Beneath you, Gojo laughs again, amused as he always is. Unsure of what to expect, you jump off him and assume a defensive stance. He rises so that he's sitting up, and you can't tell for sure with that blindfold but you feel like he's watching you.

"I think that's enough for today," he says, pushing himself to his feet. You eye him nervously, keeping your guard up in case it's a fake out. Gojo walks past you nonchalantly and you think that's confirmation that he really is done for the day.

"It was fun," he remarks cheerfully and the fact that it sounds like he means it annoys you a little. Then, his voice drops as he adds, "We should do it again some time."

The way his voice sounds makes it seem like you've just wrapped up a date and not a fight. It makes you feel funny inside and you scowl as you turn to face him, fully intending to tell him to shut up.

But you don't.

Satoru Gojo instead blows you a kiss, immobilizing you before he saunters out the door looking far too pleased with himself.

You stare, your heartbeat erratic and your face warmed by what you're determined to call rage.

#gojo x reader #gojo x you #satoru gojo x reader #satoru gojo x you #nikuniku fics #tbh there was going to be talk of going feral and thinking about ripping his jugular with his teeth #but that didn't happen because uh the positioning of it i guess #i think it could be done with a tie yank sort of thing but that is neither here nor there #i wanna beat him up #i put a lot of my heart into this reader LMAO #as i also wanna beat him up #infinite loop!verse

[puppyeared]

littlest furth shop

@laikascomet

#i think i had a little too much fun with this lol #i also wanted to draw road boy and other characters but maybe when they actually get introduced #i do have a sketch of him with a lil chainsaw.. im not gonna be normal when he gets introduced man he looks so sillygoofy #if you squint laika's eye marking is a clover yue's is a crescent moon and mars' is a star ^_^ #i wanted to give laika an accessory too but i couldnt think of anything.. maybe a stack of pancakes?? #im curious to see the apocalypse side of the story too.. like so far we have an idea of the comet fucking everything up #and im assuming that lead to a ripple effect causing the apocalypse but exactly how bad?? i cant wait to find out #rn im kinda piecing stuff together.. larkspur delivers mail in a beat up van so that might mean all transportation is grounded #the buildings we've seen so far are intact like the observatory and turnip's house but idk if thats the same for big cities #laikas playlist only includes songs downloaded on yue's computer and there hasnt been internet in 20 years.. but radio signals might #still work.. if yue grows his own food we can assume that mass production and distribution also isnt a thing anymore #sorry im a sucker for worldbuilding.. and the furth puns are fun to me. i like to think toronto would be clawronto.. and vancouver wld #be nyancouver.. barktic circle.. mewfoundland and labrador.. canyada.... #christ i have so many drawing ideas. willow if youre reading this im so sorry youre probably gonna expect to see a lot of drawings frm me #like. i wanna draw laika in the akira bike pose so sosososo bad. IT WOULD BE SO AWESOMECOOL. ill teach myself to draw bikes if i have to #i also wanted to animate laika leekspin.. man #my art #myart #fanart #laika's comet #laikas comet #laika #mars #yue #furry art #fur #littlest pet shop #lps

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?'' #and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3'' #and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to'' #only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out'' #Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.'' #''this has been so bad for my health'' #Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested. #Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him'' #Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him. #and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it. #he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure'' #nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards. #which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

[holyvirgilscriptures]

okay noah is an ignorant idiot and people are more than welcome to criticize him and his actions, but can some of y'all be normal 💀 bc apparently twitter doxxed his fucking dorm location and are asking upenn students to assault him on campus. i literally cannot think of any reason why this would be okay. if you don't support him, if you hate him — 100% fine. but don't dox him and advocate for him to be violated wtf????

#noah schnapp #also noah's stance is about the fact that jews are safe in israel so if you beat him up he's literally going to double down on that #trigger assault #trigger violence #i didn't really wanna talk abt him mostly cuz i think everyone talks about him way too much #but i am wholly against praying that he gets killed or assaulted or whatever vindictive fans have against him #also even if those people were “joking” it's not funny especially considering antisemitism on campus #including another ivy league school (cornell) calling the cops a student who threatened to kill jewish students

[d00dle-f]

Who would be clingier around Zim, Red or Purple?

Its Redd

#iz #razr #red will never beat the allegations #purple is clingy in the way that he would be p vocal abt it #but its red thats just picking up Zim or holding him all the time; either on purpose or not ff #but he will also always deny being cling-ier than even purple; #also i didn't wanna draw the usual outfits adchjj so take these sweater doodles

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Redrawing a thing I drew a million years ago (x)

#yes. i am rewatching spn. and i want to take dean winchesters head between my hands and crush his skull #babygirl i will fucking destroy u. for the love of god someone hug him until he shuts the fuck up #its the misogyny of the characters and the early 2000s writing in general. and the cringe dialog. but ya kno #also HOLY FUCK the music replacement #@iguanodonwildman u were not fucking kidding its devastating XD its so bad. but im having fun lol #listen... dean winchester is just a babygirl in my mind but also i wanna watch someone beat the tar out of him... actually that goes for #most of my favorite characters. maybe thats just a me thing #supernatural #spn #dean winchester #castiel #destiel #fanart

[lucaonthropy]

Okay listen, I completely understand where the shippers are coming from but as an a-spec person I think it would be a hundred times funnier if LQG is aromantic and his loyalty to SQQ is completely platonic but it's so fucking intense that it bleeds to near-devotion. Like, that would be hilarious I think.

#svsss ramble #lqg #sqq #like it's platonic but also veering to 'protective jealous pining lover' vibe so everyone misunderstands #you ask him if he wanna hold hands with someone and he'd be like 'why? do you need? to ask that of all things???' #but you ask him if he would lay down his life and soul for sqq and there would be no hesitation. he'd jump to a train track for sqq #lmy: i think you're aromantic #lqg: what the fuck i just beat up people how can i smell like aromatic??? #THIS IS A PERSONAL HEADCANON DON'T @ ME #svsss #FUCK. CORRECTION: HE WOULD FIGHT THE TRAIN FOR SQQ #see i knew something was off

[moeblob]

I unfortunately picked up Bravely Default 2 again (I bought it back when it released) and then started over since I last played it in June 2021. And. You know what. I like these silly beans. And then I saw concept art for Dag's expressions and I am not the same. Why did they decide to give him huge fangs in it.

(also I'm trying so hard to avoid spoilers less for plot but more for characters so if you know anything that happens to characters shhhhh. also the expression concept is below the read more so you can see what I mean.)

#bravely default 2 #dag rampage #selene noetic #i only just recently reached ch2 in the game and i may have a problem #someone was like wait how have you not gotten farther in 25 hours #and im like im sorry its a problem i have an obsession you dont understand #and then he found out i had three of the four party members with two jobs capped at 12 #and then the fourth only had one capped but a bunch high up #and then i told him i was trying to get the gambler asterisk and that meant i had to play a childrens card game #and then i had to do side quests when they popped up #and he was like wait at that point you probably dont need jobs at 12 omg #and im like i know its a problem i cant stop it #so anyway chapter 1 took me forever because i committed to the grind too much #the emotions i feel for silly lil side characters ................ its too real #like even the fact that you beat these two up in the prologue im like teehee funny lil blonde guy #then you dont interact with them in a ch1 quest but they show up again at the same time doing the same quest #and guys i am FEELING EMOTIONS theyre just funny lil mercenaries doin funny lil mercenary things #also please do not tell me anything about the game past ch1 because i want to continue to enjoy experiencing it #which is why i have my ask box closed bc its a game from 2021 and i know im really behind the times #but i managed to not know anything until now and i wanna keep it that way #also i dont really know how to properly draw noses especially when i doodle #but his nose is important and i already struggle with his big jaw so i had to include it somehow #and in the concept art it looks like he has a lil stubble but in game i dont see it so im like ... squinting at he

[softerhaze]

hello.....yes im still in my bg3 hole...anyway, look at my fave evil little slut

#bg3 spoilers #he's awful!! he's a really bad guy!! i know!! i wanna put him on a shelf like a beanie baby #also how r all the shadowheart romancers doing after act 2........are we doing okay #***im about to spoil act 2 so literally stop reading rn lol*** #anyway i got to the nightsong when balthazar showed up and beat my ass #so when i loaded my save again i just went straight to his room and killed him then went back to the nightsong #idk i was really torn on what to do because like. i didn't want to get in the way of shadowheart's mission or devotion #but it just felt really wrong so i stopped her!! and im glad i did lol i would've felt. so awful!! if i didn't!! #also all of the boss fights were so scary i was literally hanging on by a thread in each one rip

[wynandcore]

So everyone that I love is stuck

because this, that, the other,

and the state fucked up.

#I wanna beat up CLU 2 with a bat and then roundhouse kick him into the stratosphere #never sympathized with him nor do I think what he did is in any way justified #i hope he explodes #😁 #tronblr #tron #Tron legacy #clu tron #clu 2.0 #clu 2 #also ‘quorra has damage’ acknowledgment because they really didn’t wanna focus on her backstory in legacy huh #she acts like her life hadn’t started before she met Flynn and I know she talks about her first meeting w him but something about her feels #like she’s acting as if she’s only known the life she lived w Flynn #does any of this make sense? no I just have thoughts and I vomit em out #tron quorra #quorra #quorra tron #art tag

[phoenixcatch7]

Trying so hard to not start fic writing before I've even finished the game but I want so so bad to write a time travel fic where post totk wild gets sent back to pre calamity hyrule in the middle of a lynel or gleeok fight, like he's just covered in monster blood and guts with a mishmash of armour pieces (at least one barbarian piece) hair long and tangled, scars all over, wielding a ridiculously huge savage lynel spear tipped with dragon claw and dripping sizzling blood. Smoke coming off him. Arm looking half rotted.

In the middle of the throne room.

Several particularly delicate lords and ladies faint. All the guards are pointing spears. He nearly takes someone's eye out before realising where he is.

Once he realises when he is it becomes a race of time to make the right waves before zelda comes to pick him up.

#Link making direct eye contact with his younger self: that is a whole entire child wtf. #Link making direct eye contact with rhoam: ònó #100yl hyrule is very forgiving to feral cryptids who appear from the woods and eat fourty three apples in a row before vanishing #to beat up several moldugas and lynels in the span of days before returning with the rare ingredient to save their ailing father's life. #Pre calamity hyrule prides itself on Being Civilised. Link is not that. Oh he can follow zelda everywhere but that's his choice. #That's his (dubiously platonic) bestie who shares the same bed. He knows life as a knight sucked and that's all he needs to know #It's not like zelda wouldn't set something on fire if put in the same position again also. #In all fairness I think he'd try to empathise with rhoam because he's too kind not to but he doesn't have to like him to save his life #Plot points would include sneaking into gerudo town and pre link and him would end up doing the spiderman pointing meme #Rock roast eating challenges #Trying to convince him to sneak out of the castle before dawn. Sharing his sparkliest outfits. Doing his hair. #Spars that quickly become pent up screaming matches and fights to the death (they're both mostly fine) #Sharing cooking recipes and wild getting to learn about his past. #FIERCELY fighting rhoam on getting zelda access to sciencing of all types. #I wanna write it so bad ToT #loz #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #totk #loz totk #loz tears of the kingdom #loz link #time travel au #loz botw #loz aoc #age of calamity

[padawansuggest]

Din wakes up from a 48 hour nap once a month to Bo-Katan politely telling him what recent danger she saved him from and how Grogu played a major part in it. It’s little brother rights babey.

#star wars #the mandalorian #din djarin #bo katan kryze #you guys are so insane I love him being a pathetic wet cat #idk why everyone complains so much boy been getting saved since episode one #the minute he gets a repeat savior yall call damsel he’s always been a damsel!!!!!! #im sorry but your big strong Mando is an unfailingly polite idiot who doesn’t wanna lead and gets beat up #he’s been doing all that since episode one and you really are insane if you don’t think so #it’s right there in the show!!!! he likes other cultures and languages and people!!! he’s a loving person!!! #he’s also an idiot who needs more special awareness cause it’s been getting his ass kicked since episode one also

[shiemori-writes]

Thinking. Thinking abt riddle. Thinking abt how if he permanently has white hair onwards its a sign of change, growth, one less resemblence to his mother the woman who put him through so much pain.

Thinking about how he can finally be his own person, and not be defined by any of her rules, thinking about how he'd be devastated to lose his iconic red hair but slowly love it upon realizing its so freeing. That its a symbol of him being different, that he isnt his mother. And he never will be. He is his own person, and he is safe now.

#having a brainrot rn dont mind me #also i remember seeing a post abt how since riddles mother is a doctor and uhm #trigger warning for abuse here #i saw a hc to where she'd beat him up then immediately treat his wounds afterwards and rhat??? that fucking broke me omfg #i am sobbing #anways #riddles mom 🤬🤬🤬🤬 #i love riddle sm i wanna just #gently hold #he deserves the world #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland scenarios #twisted wonderland imagines #disney twisted wonderland #riddle rosehearts

[poisoned-pearls]

thinking about my fankids and realizing that Neo would know Riddle is hilarious to me considering that when you meet riddle story wise it is after Nami overblots. Which Neo helped defeat.

Like his relationship with riddle isn’t that strong, because riddles just like, one of his dad’s friends who visits sometimes. Like sure he knows riddle, but he really know riddle. Hell hes only ever met the twins once and that’s when he was 7.

so the next time he saw a family friend is immediately after his crush overblot and almost killed like, half of the student population. And said family friend knows his crush very well.

And after all of that he just has to be like “hi Mr.riddle,” while said Mr. Riddle is very much ignoring him for his baby (Nami Ashengrotto who is not his child)

#I have wip comic abt riddles relationship with nami #But it’s very sweet #She was his introduction to babies and helped him get over his fear of messing up a kid #Like his mom did to him #So yeah riddle is not focused on Caters kid rn #Bc he was also the FIRST ONE to call her overblot #but no Nami is his baby. He has TWO TWIN BOYS and Nami is his favorite #Because if he didn’t watch/babysit/just hang around her #he wouldn’t have HAD kids #Jamil saw him stressed out abt fucking up his hypothetical kids and he was like “do you wanna just hold a baby? She will not explode I prom #Se” #But yeah Neo is like not having a good time at that moment #Bc his crush is currently in a ball of octopus arms crying and he just had to beat her up #Nami Ashengrotto #Neo shroud #Riddle rosehearts #twst #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland oc

[akkivee]

we grow ever closer to disney princess harai kuukou

#this is vee speaking #he sings he’s got magical powers and friendly with animals #like a cat has canonically dropped food off for him he’s beloved by all the people in his territory he has a goal to beat his father (lol) #he’s also got a dark haired bf who has dressed up in a prince outfit before cmon kr you know you wanna call kuukou a princess soooo bad LOL #we don’t have a jp disney princess and tbh i doubt we will so we might as well give it to kuukou LOL

[meownotgood]

some of my favorite scenes are tomorrow

#I can't wait to see easy revenge #and aki and denji beating up katana man lol #also chainsaw man and katana mans fight #it's one of my favorites #I think the season is going to end with denjis dream #where he dreams of the door #and the next season would begin with him waking up from the dream #sigh..... don't wanna think about how it's over.... #I hope a second season gets announced soon..........