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sadesluvr · 8 months

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This is all over the place and I apologize for the word vomit. I’ll clean it up after, I promise. 🙏

I have just made an AU for your AU, because all it takes is one song and all of a sudden I have a whole new story in my head. I also feel like I’m breaking my own heart with this one (why am I like this)

I haven’t gotten that far into the story but all I know is that Cassidy is pregnant with Gabriel’s child (I’m aggressively crossing my fingers and hoping that the both of them won’t die). I don’t know the gender of the child yet but in the AU I made, it’s gonna be a he.

Okay, this is where the word “Alternate” comes into play. There’s a lot of plot holes and ruined timelines for this one mainly because I just pulled it out of my ass on one depressing night, but we’re just gonna ignore those.

What if, hypothetically, Y/n was pregnant with Fritz’s child almost at the same time with Cass (like maybe a week later or a month?). Very unlikely and very unlikable, I know, BUT hear me out.

Fastforwarding into time and they still haven’t caught that british bastard, let’s just say the kids are teens now, inevitably taking their mothers’ role of stopping the bull W*ll*am caused. (Unfortunately for this, I unalived Gabe💔 I have a bad feeling that he’s gonna die)

Let’s say they found out about their fathers in an article hidden in the midst of other useless junk at one of the girls’ basements. Putting the dots together on why their mothers are so hellbent on taking some pizzeria down, they find out that that was where their fathers had met their demise.

And so, they go all hero hero “This ends now” bullshit and blah blah blah. You know what I mean. It’s basically just a whole “I will avenge my father and put all souls to rest” plot. Which leads to them sneaking behind their mothers’ backs and breaking into the pizzeria. They become the new main characters in a way, like a spin-off or a continuation of the original show.

Now, this is what I meant by “ruined timelines”. For some reason, I imagined that this took place in the Mega Pizzaplex, which I’m very much aware doesn’t exist until like– literally decades after. But apparently my imaginative mind lacks the sense of giving a fuck 🤷‍♀️ if it considers the plot tasty, then it’s gobbling it up.

(I already know FNAF-lore-obsessed fans are gonna come after my throat for this one.)

Anyway, I’d like to get into the analysis (not really) of our new main characters:

Cassidy & Gabriel’s child

A splitting image of his father, yet inherited his mother’s personality traits. Sarcastic remarks and unfiltered mouth and all.

Y/n & Fritz’s child

A splitting image of her mother, yet inherited her father’s overprotectiveness(?). I guess in a way where she’s loyal and protective of her friends, kinda like the guard dog of the group.

Their relationship is more sibling-like, considering the fact that they were born on the same year and they hang out almost everyday, with their mothers being besties of course.

I can imagine that the both of them are part of a delinquent type of friend group(?) You know- breaking into abandoned places, sneaking out at night, and etc. Which made breaking into the Mega Pizzaplex a piece of cake.

And this is the part where you can practically hear my heart slowly cracking in the background. You know how Gabe and Fritz’s souls haven’t rested peacefully yet? Yeah I imagine their souls being stuck in the plex, along with others. I guess for this I imagine them being able to wander around, but never being able to leave.

During the day, they get to witness the bustling crowd of the Pizzaplex. The sound of children’s laughter and annoyingly high-pitched screams, the sound of concerned mothers running after their snotty children, and etc. It’s never not loud.

Until after hours. Where it’s just- silence. Save for the occasional staff bots and the strangely low amount of nighttime staff running around the place.

They’re used to it at this point, having been witnessing the same thing over and over since their deaths. That is until they hear an unusual bang and a few agitated hushed voices at a part of the plex where there shouldn’t be noises. Checking it out, it turns out to be just some teens breaking in (👀). They brush it off seeing as it was just some troublemakers. Though they can’t help but feel a sense of familiarity when taking a last look at the two faces. (They don’t know yet)

I guess from there onward, our new main characters go through the whole ‘Security Breach Experience’ equipped with the whole murderous animatronics and killer bunny and all that bull.

The time Gabe and Fritz found out that the teens they’ve been spectating the whole time was their children was when they called each other by their mothers’ last names (I can imagine that they do that when they’re annoyed at each other. Ex: “Shut it, L/n”). And with the new discovery, a whole bomb of emotions just drops on them and it’s just another angsty drama moment. So with that, they’ve took it upon themselves to protect the kids they’ve failed to watch grow up.

This all sounds so crazy and unhinged but I swear I just mixed TNP with another story I read, and it will all make sense (not really) if you also read it. LOL

The other story I’m talking about is also in AO3! It’s “Everything Stays, But It Still Changes” by ElectricChair759

It’s so good and it’s where the whole “souls spectating” thingy came from. They covered the whole concept of reader-insert in Security Breach so well and I think you should check it out! They really gave justice to the characters in that game.

Anyway- that’s enough word vomiting for today, ‘lemme just clean it up real quick. 🧹🧼 🪣 🧽

This is really thought out, thanks for sharing it and the fic rec ! :))

I think the concept of the missing kids having kids is really fun, and that’s what I tried to do *kinda* with Cassidy/Gabriel’s kid. You’ve got their offspring’s personalities on point, esp YN/Fritz’s kid - I just know they’re a fire sign lmao💀 Them avenging their fathers in the Pizzaplex whilst their mothers move on (ish) is basically the FNAF typical never ending/cyclical story !

I think it would be kinda cool if Michael had a place in this AU, acting like an Uncle/Mentor to the pair ? YN/Fritz’s kid could have some angst on that end since Fritz died during a fit of rage/jealousy over him ?

Anyway, this is a really cool idea and isn’t unhinged at all actually XD

#anon ur hands must hurt #long post #my asks #anon comment #the normal people au #florence_nomachine

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courfeyracs-swordcane · 10 months

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I JUST SAW UR REBLOG RESPONSE THING. I NEED TO ASK WHO IS HORATIO SLEEPAWAY IM REALLY CURIOUS NOW .

OH BOY GAMEY YOUVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS GUY SO HARD ALL WEEK

(before and after getting dumped + watching his friend drown + becoming a single father)

he’s so wildly dog coded. he’s the ghost of a rabbit. he’s the single father of two teenagers age 22. he got dumped when he was 19 and never got over it. he’s an autistic freak. he can’t drive. he got skinned alive and we just kind of forgot about it. I made a music video and a teaser trailer for it about him.

Music video is at the bottom bc it makes more sense w the lore but here’s the trailer!

(lore under the readmore bc I can talk forever about this guy)

He’s one of a couple of prequel characters to the sleepaway campaign my friends and I never actually wound up playing last year!

He’s lived at the camp since he was 18 and ran away from home on his birthday to work there, he’s got a cabin just off the grounds and odd jobs he splits with the other off-season caretaker Laertes, who’s another former camper in a similar situation but with his younger sibling Chandra to take care of and put through boarding school. They’re besties. Laertes my beloved. He sees death omens. (@wildfandom open invitation to come talk about your boy)

Unfortunately, the next summer, a (the) Hitchhiker comes into camp, and he fell for him Fast And Hard because he’s nothing if not gay and stupid. Hitchhiker is obviously INCREDIBLY sus, but he asks Horatio to run away with him at the end of the summer and. ofc. he agrees. So when the day comes he packs up all his effects and goes to wait at the spot on the highway where the Hitchhiker had said he was gonna pick him up. And he waits. And he waits. And he waits. And he waits. And the Hitchhiker never shows.

So he just kind of never gets over that and is so fucked up about it that he doesn’t really leave the camp at all for the rest of his life 😬😬😬

Anyway from there the supernatural bull shitt situation at camp just keeps getting worse— eventually culminating in an eclipse and a storm, when Laertes rushes out to bring back one of the campers who’d wandered off into the woods, manages to deposit him in his and Chandra’s cabin, and when he goes back out in search of any other campers, he’s surrounded by the wolves of the woods— they with too many eyes and shadows too long— and eventually goes to take refuge the only place they can’t follow him, dragging a rowboat down the beach into the lake and paddling out as far as he can against the waves. (There’s a couple other things going on but that’s playbook details mostly)

And while all this is happening, Horatio does a headcount of all the campers still inside, and it’s one short. Chandra is unaccounted for, and Laertes is still outside. So ofc he goes out to look for them, and finds Chandra at the edge of a clearing overlooking the lake just in time for him to hold them back from jumping in after as they both watch Laertes’s rowboat capsize and him fall beneath the waves. And the storm clears.

And after that Horatio takes over looking after Chandra, he sets up the loft for them and they move into his cabin. They trawl the lake, but they don’t find Laertes.

They make it work. He teaches them how to ride a horse 😌

Eventually Chandra finds the kid Laertes had gone out to bring back just kind of wandering in the woods again so they bring him home and then Horatio has two kids!! :)

And then after that the supernatural shit starts to get worse again and Horatio knows the Lindworm is gonna make its move, so he starts getting ready. He teaches Chandra to shoot. He gives Wallace his hunting knife. He sits up every night standing guard on the porch with his rifle across his knees and when the time comes he looks the Lindworm head on, looks back at Chandra one last time, hopes they know he’s proud of them and he’s sorry to leave them alone again, and he raises his [ambigous weapon it depends on the mood you’re in— it’s a sword in the music video, iirc it’s a spiked bat in canon, it’s whatever you want it to be] and he charges directly into the setting sun, into the Lindworm’s mouth to take it down from the inside. And as the last high noon sounded, mordred rode his rotten world into the sun etc etc etc

You can’t permanently kill the Lindworm, obviously, but he does enough damage to hold it off for the next ¿10?ish years until our actual campaign timeline, in which Horatio appears as one of the paper thin hares, which is basically the ghost of a rabbit that functions as an occasional guide for our pcs. Also the Lindworm, notable Stranger TMA Ass Bitch, has his skin and very probably would bring that out to puppet around but we never actually played the game so technically that didn’t happen.

Anyway. Here’s the music video.

Also there’s a post-canon au where after Laertes comes out of the lake he winds up hitching his boat up to the hitchhiker’s motorcycle and they have a Weird Gay Road-trip about it and Hareatio judges them so hard but like. Glass houses.

#horatio sleepaway #my beloved #he’s so fucked up #sorry this is. almost a thousand words.

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safyresky · 8 months

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Crystal Springs Chapter 17: Now on ao3!

THAR SHE BLOWS!

Chapter 17: Elemental Ball

Heart-to-hearts are had as Winter preps for the annual Winter Market and decides to bring Jack along with her this year. Back at the North Pole, a deal is struck as Bernard gives Santa a crash course in Dome stuff.

And also, Jack plays elemental ball.

I just kinda liked the summary w/out that bit, though the ao3 summary still has it! :) I may change this one, it's still not hitting but hey, what're you gonna do, right? Summaries are HARD.

THIS chapter features the very first scene ever thought of for the story! And some fun sibling shenanigans but first, heart-to-hearts, including one of my FAVOURITES which I will have to share as THE snippet for y'all RIGHT NOW, IMMEDIATELY:

"Regardless, I should've checked in on you after Winter split us up. We should've looked after you that day, too. I'm sorry about that."

"Well, better late than never," Jack joked with a sly grin, Blaise laughing. "I do appreciate the apology. But if I'm being honest? I don't think you two would've been able to stop me from leaving. Even if you had managed to talk to me the way we are now, I wouldn't have stayed." "I bet there was a way we could've," Blaise said with a soft smile. "This time, I'll do it right. We will, once you and your mom talk." "That's the spirit," Jack said with a nod, finishing off his food.. "Thanks for all of this, Dad. I appreciate the level headed discussion." "Not as much as I do," Blaise said. "I'm getting too old for elemental blowouts," he added, weary. "Yeah, well, growing up, and then getting a curse broken and a frozen heart thawed in the same night does that to a guy. And I'm getting up there in age too," Jack admitted. "I'm sorry for being so pushy about the curse stuff yesterday." "You were still hurting, son! I'm glad you pushed. It cleared the stage for this," Blaise said, gesturing to the two of them seated at the table, plates empty, hearts happy. "You had a point. And you have a right to feel the way you do. It gave me a little kick in the ass, too. And I'm sure there'll be plenty more moments like this," Blaise added, as a swath of packing snow suddenly hit the glass of the sliding door with a hefty thunk, startling Jack out of his seat. "Okay, really, what the heck is going on out there?" Jack asked, his heart racing as he watched the snow slowly slide down the glass, horrible squeaking noises included. "Why don't you come see for yourself?" Blaise stood up, hair reigniting as he pushed in his chair. The hit had not fazed him in the slightest; he opened the sliding door, gesturing Jack through. "You are going to love this."

And so, dear readers, are you! See for yourself what shenanigans are brewing in the Frost's backyard on ao3 HERE!

Feel like taking it from the top! Read the Prologue: An Encounter HERE on ao3 and HERE on ff dot net. Story summary below the cut!

It’s been almost a year since Jack Frost thawed and things are looking…well, not so great. Jack’s powers are seemingly gone. Without them, the Dome that keeps the North Pole safe from the cold and its magic controlled is melting, putting everything and everyone magical at risk.

Unable to hide his power shortage any longer, Jack is forced to admit the truth. Thankfully, there is a solution: enacting the Legate Law, bringing Jack and the sister that he hurt so many centuries ago back together again. But when Jacqueline starts experiencing destructive blackouts, the pair are forced to head back home to Crystal Springs, bringing Jack face to face with the rest of the family.

Needless to say, between getting his powers back, helping his sister figure out what in the FROST those blackouts even were, reconciling with his parents, meeting the two even younger siblings he didn’t even KNOW he had, NOT TO MENTION the ancient threat that’s had it out for the ENTIRE Frost family finally making a move?

Saving Christmas (regrettably) is looking to be a little bit…complicated.

#the santa clause #the santa clause 3 #crystal springs #dani writes #cs updates #cs on ao3 #jack frost #tsc jack frost #tsc #tsc3 #long post #AS AN ASIDE! I am REGRETTABLY heading back to ye olde hometown to see the parents this weekend #dad's out of the house helping his sibs so my mom wants me to come help her clean up her bedroom when he's not around #mans does NOT like getting rid of things. he is 60 years old and STILL KEEPS SHIT FROM HIGH SCHOOL BC 'IT STILL FITS'#IT DOES NOT!#so! if it's a bit quiet over at safyresky industries that's why!#and if another out of context Jacqueline appears with a vent underneath #THAT'S WHY #(venting in the tags commences here)#'dani u coulda said no and just stayed home'#well yes but also. no. bc my parents want to move and their house NEEDS to be cleaned out b4 hand #but that's not getting done ANY TIME SOON with dad being dad #SO YEAH #feel free to drop asks or dms or w/e this weekend! the positive interaction will be a nice glimmer of happy while being home 🙃🙃#the husbando is also going down to help my cousin. same thing dad's doing #i was gonna go originally to hang w/ him while he did her roof and hang w/ the cuz as well #then my aunts were like OH YOU CAN COME HELP US WITH OUR HOUSES and that's a whole thing MAYBE NOT MEANT FOR THE TAGS HERE #TL;DR: I'LL BE AWOL THIS WEEKEND BUT SPORADICALLY AROUND. DO READ CS AND LEAVE NICE THOUGHTS AND SEND DMS OR ASKS!#THEY WILL BE BEACONS OF HOPE AS I WADE THRU MY DAD'S MAHOOSIVE AMOUNT OF CLOTHING

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self-loathing-angel-of-thursday2 · 2 years

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Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 01x10

Asylum

“I remember this one kinda.”

🎶family business🎶

“Sounds like a good idea to split up. If they had bolt cutters, they may not have been kids and maybe have guns. And let’s announce our locations and shine flashlights everywhere.”

“Oh godddd.”

“I like how they fill every room with smoke machine smoke for the cool flashlight effect.”

“You wouldn’t tell your buddy you found them as soon as you see them? Weird ass cops.” 🎶gonna murder my wife🎶

ACAB

“Why does John go all the way to California for ammunitions? You can ammo anywhere.” “his coordinates aren’t very specific.” “Why would Daddy leave his journal? I can’t remember.”

Reminding Spouse how the journal was gotten

“Idk if John is that smart, but if he wanted free labor out of the kids, he’s doing it right.”

“They looked basically the same. How are you going to believe that shit?” “Method acting? Coming from you Jared? That’s funny.” “Even having kids.” “nice” “ya know or both maybe” “this is a great little movie set they’ve got.” “are they trying to establish that dean likes horror movies?” “idk. He’s not completely wrong. If he’s followed Daddy’s orders the whole time and hasn’t died yet, he’s doing ok.”

“Even if John is a POS, but he’s kept you alive with information over the years, I can sorta understand why Dean has the attitude he does about John.” “Sam was reading Men’s Health magazine. He needs to read up on all those supplements Jared peddles” “how do you *feel* about it? - Very stereotypical view of therapists” “can’t do this shit during the day of course” “then why are you here?” orbs

“They’ve had some weird phenomena explanations happen in the early seasons.”

“OK. Sure.” “Is he using the camcorder and flashlight to find orbs? Because you’ll find orbs in an overexposed camcorder with a flashlight in a dusty place” 🎶all of our ears are ringing🎶

“I don’t think they’d be whispering at this point. They’d be yelling since they couldn’t hear shit.” “Jesus Christ.” “It’s smart for everyone to split up. All of them vs one of you. Smart.”

“Weird advice coming from Dean.” “She could have put it in your butt, I guess, or given you a wet willy.” “That was fun.” “Sure.” “Could have looked at it before it got right up in your face.” “way to do the whole low frame rate then. Wtf” “jinx.” “Fuck yeah Dean is Sam’s boss. You let him drag you back into the life.” Clearly Spouse is an older sibling

“I think that was a Boss joke.” “why the hell not” “nice”

“Time to fire the boyfriend.” “Why would you go into the biological hazard zone with no mask or gloves? No nothing? Especially since the sign looks newer than the rest of the building. I suppose that if Dean went in, you gotta save him though.”

“Sam is taking the bait.” “Door slam in 5…4…3…2…1……..no.” “Nice”

“No door slam yet? I thought that would have happened.” “This is very short hair for Jared.” “All better now.” 🎶just lobotomize the bitch🎶

Us complaining about how the Winchesters never wear safety protection - especially for the eyes and ears.

“The more I watch this show, the more I find the hearing protection thing utterly ridiculous. They’re always shooting in an enclosed space.” “See, I would fall for this too if I were Dean. Sam is basically fucked all the time anyway. He’s always saying dumb questions and saying dumb shit.” “Oh, the rock salt would 100% absolutely fucking kill you Dean. Even salt powder from 3 feet would kill you. Blanks kill you at that range.” “Does Dean not know that the ghost is possessing Sam? Why is he tempting the ghost right now?” “Dean asks for Sam to kill/hit him a lot like he doesn’t care.” 🎶body’s in the closet🎶

“Who’s going to get the W?” “Dean can still operate while getting fucked over; that’s the difference between him and Sam.” “Why didn’t the ghost light on fire like usual?” “the girlfriend should break up with the guy.”

“Fuck yeah they need to talk about what happened.” “I’m not a doctor but it’s better to talk about that shit instead of swallowing your feelings.” “Hey it’s the red phone.”

#beautifulspouserewatchesspn #supernatural s1 #supernatural #supernatural rewatch

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38riku · 2 years

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˗ˏˋ꒰ synopsis ꒱ — having sex with eren while pregnant.

˗ˏˋ꒰ cw ꒱ — 18+ content. minors and ageless blogs do not interact or will be blocked. pregnant!female reader. use of she/her. missionary. penetrative sex. oral (f! receiving). mentions of cheating. cursing. fingering. implied relationship with zeke.

˗ˏˋ꒰ notes ꒱ — this was inspired by a tweet that said “having sex with a pregnant woman would be wild. even more wild if the baby isn’t yours” along the lines of that.

Eren’s jaded irises were clouded with an emotion that bordered lust and adoration as he watched you spiral in the blissful abyss he created. Relishing in the way you twitched as he brushed your sweet spot with the curl of his digits and chuckling when the tears that flooded your waterline trickle down your cheeks as he stimulated your clit with faint licks that had you crying in desperation, wanting more.

“What an asshole. knocks you up but doesn’t take care of you, isn’t that right?”

He leaned over your body, glancing at your round belly and unconsciously licking his top lip at the sight. You were beautiful prior to pregnancy, make no mistake. but, something about the swell of your breast and widening of your hips from motherhood drove him mad.

Molding his lips with yours, he inserted a second finger and sloppily muffled your moans. Thumb working on circling your clit languidly, applying pressure to feel the vibrations of your moans as he swallows them with fervor. Your squelching heat mixed with the sloppy sounds of your make out session did nothing to feed his hunger. His patience thinning with each growing second of not having his girth nestled in the spot between your legs.

“‘Ren w-we — ” Your words didn’t make it very far when he detached his lips in favor of tasting you, causing your breath to hitch and sensual moans to replace any coherence.

He knew what you were going to say: that this was wrong, that you two should stop and forget it ever happened, but he couldn’t have that. No. He’s been wanting this for so long. Your used panties, listening to you and his brother — your fiancé — in this exact position just to hear you dizzy with pleasure, only for his good for nothing older sibling to leave you hanging. There, he listens to you get yourself off in the shower. Stroking his cock harshly as he gets off to the silhouette of your wet body and faint, wanton gasps.

You are the real reason he agreed to stay with his brother. Not to save money by being an off campus student. Not for him to act as a mentor to the young Jeager, no, far from it. It was because he was in love with his wife to be, the mother of his unborn child — the woman he is currently making love to with gentle yet powerful strokes.

Your pretty whispers of his name played on a loop in his mind as he nuzzled his face in your neck, rutting his hips as he dug his canines in your shoulder. You were sucking him in greedily, crying that it “‘s too big” as he split you open. Was it a pregnancy thing? Or perhaps, he is just bigger and better than him.

“Gonna cum for me beautiful?” He questioned, resting his forehead on yours to the point where your noses were touching. A faint sheen of sweat covered both of your bodies, your skin contrasting the silk white sheets as your dark hair framed you like a halo. You were an ethereal sight to Eren. One that was made for him to see, only him.

Your brows knitted together as a silent moan escaped your parted lips, walls convulsing around him signaling your impending release. This kiss was intimacy at its finest. His lips sliding over yours, pouring his adoration and tying your tongues together as you coated him with your release, the sensation stimulating his own as he groaned in the kiss loudly.

Pulling back just enough to pull out his softening cock, watching the mix of your liquids pour out of your hole. His face contorted in awe as he coated his fingers with the mixture, pressing it against your bottom lip soon after.

“We taste good together, don’t we sweetheart?”

#saw the tweet and thought: eren #😙#this concept wrote itself tbh #black reader #eren x black reader #eren x reader #x black reader #eren jeager x reader #eren yeager x reader #eren smut #eren jeager smut #eren yeager smut

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anythingbutmar · 3 years

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The girl next door

Ben Hargreeves x reader

Summary: Everyone saw you as the sweet girl next door, but Ben knew better, and he was determined to find your dark secrets.

Prompt: 25. “she may be all lollipops and candy bars, but I bet behind closed doors she’s handcuffs and gags.”

A/N: My first Ben fic! Yay! For the sake of the plot (and my poor little heart) Ben is alive here!

Warnings: smut

“There she is again.” Ben pointed towards you, making his siblings roll their eyes. “I just know there has to be something dark about her! She can’t be perfect.”

“Maybe you just have a crush on her.” Luther mocked him as he sat besides him on the sidewalk.

“Maybe you should go talk to her, that way you’ll see she’s just a sweet girl.” Allison followed.

“You know guys, I actually think Ben might be right on this one. She may be all lollipops and candy bars, but I bet behind closed doors she’s handcuffs and gags.” Klaus now seemed oddly interested as the others snorted, eating their donuts.

“Let’s bet on it!” Diego exclaimed excitedly, ever the competitive child. “If Ben’s right, we’ll have to do his and Klaus’s laundry for a month and viceversa. Vanya’s, with us too, right?”

“I guess... I do think Y/N is just an ordinary girl.”

“Alright, I’m going in then.” Ben finished his donut and crossed the street, determined to win.

“I don’t get why you’re so damn worried!” Two weeks had passed and even though Ben had gotten close to you, he couldn’t seem to find anything odd about you, it was truly unbelievable.

“We only have half a week before summer’s over, have you seen Luther’s laundry pile? Have you smelled it? It truly is something to worry about!” Ben paced around his room, thinking about a way to win.

“You’re just mad that Y/N can’t fulfill your dark fantasies.” Said Klaus, who couldn't care less about that stupid bet.

“What fantasies?” The two boys got startled at your voice coming from Ben’s window. You laughed as you climbed inside and landed on the bed, right next to Klaus, who just waved at you.

“Nothing, really, you know how he is.” Ben rolled his eyes and pushed his brother towards the door, closing it behind him. “Klaus just thinks you have a dark side to yourself, that’s all.”

“Well I can’t say I do Benny.” You smirked, knowing about it all along. “Do you?” At first, it had seemed quite funny that the siblings hadn’t noticed just how loud they were when they were talking about you that day. You weren’t offended by Ben’s comments but you desperately wanted him to lose that bet, even if he was right; after all, you had a reputation to keep. Lately, though, you realized that playing with him would be much more fun than watching him do some laundry.

“Do I what?” He asked nervously, clearly shocked by your interest on the subject.

“Do you have a dark side?” You gave him your best puppy eyes as you fought back laughter. He truly looked confused.

“I mean, maybe? I’m not really sure about it.”

“You know you can tell me everything, silly, I might understand you!” You stated with a cheerful tone.

“I don’t think you can.” He thought to himself, Klaus was the only one who knew about his sexual fantasies. The reason? Apparently he talked in his sleep. But you surely would run away from him if you knew he pictured you wearing black lacy underwear, giving him orders with your hand around his neck.

“Come on! What does dark even mean? I think everyone has secrets, some are just better at hiding it and that’s why they say it’s dark.” You pushed further, you just needed him to give in first before revealing your true nature.

“Oh really, Y/N? So you think it’s normal to enjoy pain? Isn’t it dark to want to give your entire control to someone else?” He finally exploded. Perfect.

“Oh my sweet Benny Boo.” You pouted as you stood from the bed and leaned towards him. “I do think it’s perfectly normal. In fact, I think we might have much more in common than you think we do.” You purred, grabbing his jaw and forcing him to look at you.

“W-we do?”

“Yeah, we do. I think you’re about to win that bet.” You finished before pushing him against the door and kissing him roughly. You bit his lip and he whimpered against you, which allowed your tongue to explore his mouth freely. Filling him with pleasure and surprise.

“What are you talking about?” He asked, gasping for air as you finally split.

“You think I don’t know about that silly little thing you got going on? I’ve decided to let you win, but I might have to punish you for going against me.” Your hands worked through his zipper with grace and expertise and soon you were stroking his growing member through the thin fabric of his underwear.

“I’m sorry...” He moaned against your lips. He looked so attractive with those innocent eyes, so helpless.

“Here’s the thing, Benny, I’m gonna try to let you please me now, but if you dare cum before I do, I won’t let you touch me again for a month.” You took his hand and led him to the bed as you spoke. You pressed it against your breast and kissed him again.

As he grew more confident over his movements, he thought about how he wasn’t going to let that happen. He had just now discovered this and if you were willing to do it again he would be too. He just had to make you cum.

He pulled away only to undress you with tenderness. He treated you like you were a fragile porcelain doll and even though it drove you crazy, you were done with it. You removed every piece of clothing that stood between you and laid on the bed, resting on your elbows and waiting for him.

He understood and immediately followed through. You grabbed a condom from your pocket and handed it to him, assuming he would just go for it, but you were pleasantly surprised when he kneeled on the edge of the bed and ran his long, delicate through your folds. He wanted you ready for him, and he was making sure he wouldn’t fuck it up.

You weren’t sure anymore about Ben’s complete lack of experience when he started sucking on your clit. He was a natural and it was clear to see. The way his hand started pumping inside you wasn’t all that exciting, but his tongue knew what it was doing. He sucked, and licked, and twirled his tongue around it. You could tell that he was tremendously dedicated and you loved it. He wasn’t an expert, of course, but whatever he was doing worked cause it was nearly getting you there.

You sat up and grabbed him by the neck, pulling him towards you and kissing him with such passion you felt your lips burning. You needed him inside of you, and based on his growing erection you could tell he needed it too. You quickly opened the condom and tossed it’s package away before you slipped it on his throbbing cock.

“You look so fucking hot like that.” He moaned before pushing his entire length inside of you, nearly making you scream in pleasure as you dug your nails into his bare back, making him moan again as he started to move, thrusting hard but slow.

Your eyes rolled to the back of your head when one of his hands pinched your nipple before he grabbed your butt and lifted you up. You wrapped your legs around him and he pinned you against the nearest wall making you bounce faster. His tip clashing with your g-spot and his hot breath against your ear were almost enough to make you cum, but it was the touching of your clit with the smooth skin above his pubic area that finally made you scream as you tiredly scratched his back.

As soon as you did so he let you down and you instantly took his dick in your mouth as a well deserved reward. You bobbed your head around it and twirled your tongue on the tip, but it didn’t take long for him to cum inside your mouth with a grunt, head swelling against you.

You swallowed and stood up to kiss him again when you heard a voice outside the room.

“I don’t know what that was but it sure does sound like we won! Congrats Benny Boo.” Klaus teased, making him turn a bright shade of pink.

“So... My house next time?” You asked, biting your lip and he just nodded, laughing at his siblings.

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 3 years

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Well, it looks like Sakura and Galeem are getting along, but who's winning between Dharkon and Elise?

Previously!: The Corrins were partying up a storm in the Smash Mansion when their siblings from Hoshido and Nohr teamed up to "rescue" them! Stopped by Donkey Kong, the youngest of the siblings snuk away only to encounter Galeem and Dharkon. Meanawhile, realizing that Sakura and Elise are missing, the Corrins sober up and team up with their siblings to find their precious beans!

*The Corrins and their siblings are tearing apart the mansion looking for Sakura and Elise*

Corrine, yanking open Rathlos' mouth: ELISE?! SAKURA?! ARE YOU IN THERE?!

Corrin: Sis, I don't think that Rathlos ate them.

Corrine: THAT'S JUST WHAT RATHLOS WANTS YOU TO THINK!

*Rathlos knocks Corrine away and into a wall and flys away*

Corrin: Uggh, this is getting us nowhere.

Xander: Alright, let's think about this logically.

Ryoma: My thoughts exactly Prince Xander. Where would two desperate children go looking for their sibling?

Hinoka: Uhh... they'd look in their rooms?

Corrine, rapidly sitting up from the rubble: GENIUS! We need to search the dorms!

Corrin: Oh dear... I sincerly hope she didn't find Bayonetta's.

Takumi: What's so bad about this bitch?

Corrin: Uhh... She and camilla have... similar bedroom tastes.

Camilla: Oooh!

Corrin: Alright! We're going to need to split up for this, there's too many dorms to explore them all as a group. So, let's-

Corrine, grabbing him by the ear: One moment, we have something to discuss.

*Corrine drags Corrin away*

Corrin: OWW! OWW! WHAT IS YOUR-

*Corrine releases him and slams him against a wall*

Corrine: This is our chance! To sew some trust!

Corrin: ...Explain.

Corrine: If we're careful about how we split them up, we might be able to get them to start trusting each other, and blamo! No War!

Corrin: ...It's risky. We'd have to be extremely careful about who we put with who.

Corrine: Heh, leave that to me.

*She releases Corrin and waltzes back to the group.*

Corrine: Alrighty! Here's the scoop. Ryoma? You're gonna work with Camilla and search the Third Floor Dorms.

Ryoma, glancing at Camilla: I... see.

Camilla: Aww, it's okay! *brandishes axe* We'll have so much fun, Prince of Hoshido.

Corrin, face palming: We're doomed.

Corrine: Xander, you'll go with Hinoka. You've got second floor dorms.

Xander: Well... I shall endeavor my hardest!

Hinoka, under her breath: Just gotta wait till his back is turned near an open window...

Xander: We can hear you.

Corrine, nonplussed: And that leaves Leo and Takumi with the First Floor dorms.

Takumi: DIE NOHRIAN SCUM!

Leo: YOU FIRST HOSHIDAN TRASH!

Corrin: *slamming his head against a wall*

Corrine: And me and Corrin will take the basement dorms. And remember, we're doing this for Elise and Sakura. They need us to work together. Can you all do that?

*Reluctant nods all around*

Corrine: Great. Now, let's get going!

*The garden is all but destroyed. Dharkon is literally tied into knots and Elise is stamping on his eye*

Elise: SAY YOU'RE SORRY!

Dharkon: NEVER! *Elise slams her boot into his eyes again* OWW! IF KIRBY HADN'T EATEN MOST OF MY POWER YOU'D BE A IMOUTO SHAPED SMEAR ON THE PAVEMENT RIGHT NOW

Galeem: Are you two done playing? Sakura and I have made it through three Parcheesi games.

Sakura: You are a gifted player Galeem-sama.

Galeem: Aw, you're too kind.

Elise: Wait- Corrin! Crap, we completely forgot, we're here to rescue them!

Dharkon: Wait- rescue? You dumb kid, they weren't kidnapped! they ran away to here.

Elise, stomping on Dharkon's eye again: Shut up! They wouldn't abandon us like that!

Sakura: W- wh- why would they l-leave us?

Galeem: Probably because they didn't want to decide which set of siblings they wanted to murder.

Elise: But- but they love us!

Galeem: That's why they're here. They're delaying the inevitable. They don't want to lose any of you, and so they ran away.

*The girls are silent for a moment, looking frightened and guilty*

Dharkon: Aw... come one. Don't look like that. *Sakura starts to sniffle and Elise follows suit* Hey, l- look. Untie me and we'll take you to someone who's certain to know where they are!

Galeem: Who- oh. Him.

Elise, still sniffling: Y- you mean it?

Dharkon: Yeah! I- I even apologize for what I said earlier.

Elise: Well... okay. *She unties Dharkon*

Sakura: Who are we going to see, Galeem-sama?

Galeem: Uggh... a certain skeleton who can't stop making puns.

*At the front gate, DK has left to join the party and his post is now being manned by Chunky Kong. Chunky is minding his own business when a certain someone comes up to their door*

Chunky: Hey, no ticket no entrance.

Azura: Please, I need to get in there! I need to warn my siblings!

Chunky: Dire warnings are only accepted between 9 AM to 9 PM.

Azura: Please! They need to know what's coming!

*Somewhere...*

???: So, my little pawns think they can just run off, and then the rest of them think they can follow? Well soon they shall learn the cost of defying our will.

*he steps into the light*

Garon: The cost of defying the Will of Garon, and-

*The lights come up revealing Iago, Validar, Gharnef and Nemesis*

Garon: The will of the Dark Dragon League!

Validar: you're still salty about Ganondorf not inviting you into the League of Villains?

Garon: SHUT UP! NO I'M NOT!

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beeluvsbunni · 4 years

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Buncha shit I’ve written over the past couple o’ months

Lotta shit here, 23,950 Characters and 4,379 words. LONG AS FUCK, BEW A R E

okay but deadass imagine if Techno's crown is a cardboard crown that Tommy made for him when Tommy was like 6??? IMAGINE BRO THE POSSIBILITIES angst? sure, Tommy died or suddenly hates techno and the crown is all techno has left of Tommy. fluff? sure, flashbacks showing Tommy making the crown/au where Tommy is Technos VERY younger brother. gore? someone breaks the crown and techno snaps and kills a bunch of people (bonus points if techno just walks back home all casually to 6 y/o Tommy and asks for a new one, Tommy completely ignoring the smell of blood yet he knows what happened). smut? GET OUT OF HERE FILTHY DISGUSTING MONSTER

okay, so idea:

Phil lectures Tommy for doing dumb shit (getting into a fight) and Tommy starts to cry and Phil doesn't know why because he wasn't even being that harsh on Tommy so he's like

"what's wrong? oh fuck oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck oh shit" because panic, and Tommy's like

"its nothing, I'm fine, it's stupid-" because teenage angst and plot purposes, so Phil is like

"bullshit, tell me what's wrong"

and Tommy's like "I punched the guy because he said that you and Wilbur and techno don't love me and that's why you never hug me and that I should stop complaining about it- oh shit wait-" and Phil's like

"complaining about what? COMPLAINING ABOUT W H A T???" and Tommy says

"... I think I'm touch starved."

BAM ANGST IS OVER, THEN YOU GOT YA FLUFF

Fd Au. Tommy coming home after getting detention in school, where he got an F on his test, coffee got spilled all over him, constantly made fun of, no lunch, and overall a really bad day. Wilbur asks him to get him a glass of water, and Tommy says no. Wilbur and Tommy start arguing, and eventually, out of spite, he came back with a glass full of ice cubes and tell him to wait. Wilbur gets pissed and goes to yell at him, but Tommy shoves him and yells at him to fuck off. Wilbur asks what's wrong with him, and Tommy shouts back, "I was supposed to be home three hours ago and all you care about is me getting you water! Do you even care about me at all?" While crying, and runs up to his room. After a little while, and after Phil gets home, Wilbur tells him about the argument. Phil takes Tommy's side and tells Wilbur to apologize. Wilbur goes to Tommy's room and finds his window open and Tommy not there. He climbs up onto the roof and finds Tommy smoking pot, and starts to yell at him.

Fd Au. Tommy comes home hours, past curfew, really late, like after Phil comes home. Wilbur is about to yell at him when he notices how tired Tommy looks, and then how much blood was on him. He instantly panics and yells at Techno to get the medkit, and Tommy passes out due to blood loss. Fd Au. The Pandel siblings go to a party and Tommy gets pulled away from his siblings by some random people he doesn't know. When they find him, with the help of DTeam, The Trio, and The L'manburg Crew, a group of 16-20 people are trying to pressure him into drinking/smoking. Tommy refuses every time, and then Bad, Toby, and Phil comfort him while everyone else beats up the people that were trying to pressure him, other than A6D and Fundy, who are both getting rid of the stuff people were trying to make Tommy consume.

DreamSmp Is Real Au (????). Dream finds Tommy crying. He asks what's wrong, and Tommy completely breaks down. He tries to respond without his voice shaking but all that comes out is a sob. Dream walks over and tries to comfort him, but Dream isn't good with emotions. He panics and calls Bad because he knows how to deal with kids. Dream tells Bad that he's gonna bring Tommy to base-area, and asks Bad to comfort Tommy. Bad agrees, and Tommy and Dream set off. Dream tries to make small talk and asks what's wrong, and Tommy starts crying harder. "I feel so fucking lonely. All the time. But I know I shouldn't, because I have Wilbur and Toby, and- and everyone else on ou- MY side. I miss not fighting. I-I miss talking to you- and George- a-and everyone else without it being fucking fighting! I-I miss Eret- GOD I miss Eret so fucking much-" While sobbing. Dream doesn't know how to react, and Tommy collapses. He sobs with his face in his hands, and Dream collapses next to him and begins to just hug him. He messages Bad and tells him that there's been a change of plans and that Bad needs to come to them. Bad agrees.

IMAGINE DREAM FINDS A FUCKED UP TOMMY, HE'S CRYING AND SHIT, ALSO PROLLY DRUNK??? LIKE STOLE LIQUOR FROM WILBUR (or imagine they find Tommy cause he broke into their base and stole all their liquor- LMAOOOO-) AND IS FUCKING H A M M E R E D AND DREAM HELPS HIM, BEING SOFT N SHIT, LETTING HIM SLEEP IN DREAMS BED, AND WHEN TOMMY WAKES HUNGOVER AS FUCK DREAM ASKS HIM WHAT HAPPENED AND TOMMY EXPLAINS (god I cannot do ANYTHING that involves Tommy without adding angst IM SORRY) (you make up a scenario, I'm lazy) AND DREAM TAKES HOME TOMMY CAUSE TOMMY IS HUNGOVER AND WHEN SOMEONE ANSWERS THE DOOR (TOBY??? WE LOVE SEEING PROTECTIVE TOBY AAAAAAAA-) THEY GET ALL PISSED CAUSE dream bad person, he kills us, and now he has Tommy who was missing all night, I wILL KILL HIM-Aa AND TOMMY DEFENDS DREAM AND SHIT AND THEN EVERYONE IS SURPRISED BUT THANKS DREAM AND DREAM SAYS 'don mention it' AND LEAVES AND TOMMY prolly gets grounded for life cause he got drunk and also went missing for a whole ass night???? lol loser)

imagine everyone (ie. dteam, l'manburg boys, sleepybois, the trio, etc etc) all have a job working for the mafia. after a mission (idk they steal something from someone, no killing cause a child is on the job), Tommy asks dream to give him a ride home and offers to pay for gas money. and dream's already taking out his keys like 'ur like twelve no you don't have to pay gas money get in the jeep child' LMAOOO

Totoro recasted

mei kusakabe - Tommy

satsuki kusakabe - wilbur

tatsuo kusakabe (their father) - Phil

yasuko kusakabe (their mother) - nonexistent. instead of a mother, it'll be a brother, aka techno

kanta ōgaki - dream

granny (yes that's her name) - uhhh fuck idk. I would say voiceoverpete but he sexually harrassed some girls so no. y'all can figure that one out ig.

totoro and the chibi totoro's are normal.

kiki's delivery service

kiki - Tommy

jiji - wilbur

lily - niki (:DDDDD)

tombo kopoli - toby (BUT ITS PLATONIC)

osono - idk phil (BTW, OSONO IS A PREGNANT WOMAN. SO HAVE FUN WITH THAT???)

fukuo - techno

ursula - idk fundy????

'dream looked at the crying teenager who was being held by wilbur. tommy was sobbing, coughing on occasion. bad and eret had quickly got off of the ground after comforting the younger teen and walked over to the rest of the group, either not caring or remembering that tommy was the enemy.

"tommy- why would you go out and try to negotiate with THEM?" wilbur asks panic and a slight amount of annoyance evident in his tone. dream whips his head up instantly, offended.

"you think WE did this? jesus wilbur, i know you think we're horrible people but horrible enough to do that?" dream questions, glaring at wilbur through the mask. e opens his mouth to say something but tommy cuts him off.

"t-they didn't-" he coughs harshly, "do it." he manages to weaky finish, burying his face back into his older brothers neck. dream doesn't know how tommy knows that dream and his group were innocent but is thankful that tommy defends them, because he knew that when wilbur gets angry, he'd call techno. and everyone is scared of techno. wilbur makes eye contact with dream or the closest thing they can get to that, and subtly nods his head as an apology. dream accepts it, knowing he would probably blame them if they were somehow in the same situation, giving the same nod back to wilbur. dream thinks for a second, just a split second, that maybe tommy was overreacting, but he quickly shuts himself down, chastising himself as that was a cold thing to think, even for the sadistic man.

because he knew, that at the age of sixteen, he would probably be crying if he had been almost hanged in front of seven people who were out for blood. even if he knew they didn't do it. which caused his heart to yearn to comfort the child even more.' ok so basically someone (we don't know who) sets up a trap for tommy that wraps a rope around his neck and hangs him, which goes off while he's trying to negotiate with dteam. dteam calls wilbur while eret and bbh comfort tommy, and everyone else tries to figure out who set the trap because even the dteam aren't sadistic enough to do that.

ok fuck it adding in other people

"Playing in the backyard, whispering in the dark, catching fireflies with mason jars." Wilbur says this line, talking about how much fun they had as kids.

"It's 2007, the closest that I'll ever get to heaven, but I can't see that far." Phil says this one, and flashbacks show four-year-old Tommy running around with his older siblings while Phil watches, as a calendar in the background shows that its 2007.

"You were just a baby, of course, you'll always be my little lady," Techno says this, and a flashback shows (now) nine-year-old Tommy after getting his haircut, and the first thing he says is, "I LOOK LIKE A GIRL!". A calendar shows that the year is 2012.

"But then you were free." All three say this line, each giving their own perspective on it. Wilbur thinks about how much he is pressured by being a streamer so young while dealing with people who tell him to ||off himself|| every day. Techno thinks about how much he is pressured going through highschool while being popular. Phil things about how much he is pressured by life in general, dealing with the pressure of upcoming jobs, taxes, love, etc.

"Before you started, bout what you were wearing, God you're turning into me." Surprisingly, Bad says this line. He can't help but think that Tommy is probably a little self-conscious, like him, due to some specific things both of their chats say about them. (I DONT THINK TOMMYS CHAT IS AS MEAN AS BADS BUT LETS PRETEND IT IS FOR NOW)

"I just wanna hold your little face, look at you and say," Sap says this line, smiling at how innocent Tommy can seem at times (COUGH COUGH CRAFTING TABLE).

"It's not as good as it seems." Schlatt says this line, talking about how much Tommy seems to wish to grow up (or become a become a buisness man).

"Cause growing up's forever," George says this line, smiling faintly as he remembers what he was like as a kid.

"It never gets better than being a kid with a dream." Dream (lol) says this line, speaking directly to a sixteen-year-old Tommy. A calender in the background shows that the year is 2020.

HERES ANOTHER ONE BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A LIFE

Fallen Kingdom - Cover by Katelyn Lapid.

"I gazed off into the boundless skyline." It shows Tommy leaning against a railing over a cliff, staring at the sunset. He's crying. He's wearing all black. He looks dead inside.

"Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine." As the camara moves away from Tommy, it moves to a graveyard. On the gravestone that a crowd has gathered around is the words, 'R.I.P Techno. The king forever and always.' As the people (I.E, Wilbur, Phill, Dream, etc.) gathered around him are shown crying as well.

"Turn around, pick up my sword, and wield." Dream turns around and grabs Technos cape and sword, setting it onto the casket before it is lowered into the ground.

"The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield." A flashback is shown of Techno, Phill, Wilbur, and Tommy all laughing as they run through a forest.

"If this battle should leave me slain." A different flashback shows Techno talking to Wilbur, just before a fight (you can pick which, maybe the ender dragon?) telling him to leave him if he gets close to death.

"I know Herobrine will call my name." A little farther forward into the flashback, Techno is on the ground dying with Phill kneeling next to him, trying to help Techno stay alive.

"Better to take a stand." Wilbur and Tommy run over, just as Techno begins to lose consciousness.

"And that was when I ruled the land." Techno hands Tommy his crown, and then dies in Phill and Wilburs arms.

Yeah sorry for the angst.

Play Date by Melanie Martinez.

In the beginning, where the music plays, Dream is shown surrounded by the (dead) bodies of Sap and Bad, and then stalks George to his house.

"You call me on the telephone, you feel so far away." A flashback where Dream is shown calling their house phone constantly, asking where they are and mocking them.

"You tell me to come over, there's some games you want to play." Another part of the flashback shows Sap finally answering, and telling him to come over. He says that they just want to watch some movies. What Dream isn't supposed to know, is that there's a trap set up for him. (which fails miserably, and probably is the reason that Dream's mask is broken.)

"Walk into your house, nobody's home." George walks into his house, closely followed by Dream. George calls out for Sap and Bad, but their dead (obviously).

"Just me and you, and you and me alone." A creepy zoom in of Dream in the dark holding a bloodied sword. His mask is a little broken, and you can see him smiling. Sap and Bad are shown respawning in a field.

"We're just playin' hide n seek." Dream pins George up against a counter and holds a knife to his throat, telling him that he wants to play (drumroll please) hide and seek (wowowowow what a surprise). Bad and Sap begin to go in the right direction to where they last died.

"It's gettin hard to breathe." George attacks Dream (like a fuckin idiot) and Dream reacts by using chloroform to knock out George (which works.).

"Under the sheets with you." George wakes up in a basement, with a sheet over his head, with Dream sitting in the corner.

"I don't wanna play no games. I'm tired of chasin', chasin' after you." Dream says, 'I don't wanna play games with you, I want to marry you.' Bad and Sap are shown fighting some more mobs.

"I don't give a fuck about you anyways. Whoever said I gave a shit 'bout you?" George rejects him, and Dream says "I don't give a fuck about you anyways. Whoever said I gave a shit 'bout you?" (who woulda guessed?) but since George can't see, Dream starts crying. (Awww, almost feel bad for him.) Sap and Bad are now in the forest where they died.

"You never share your toys or communicate." George yells at him for always ignoring Sap and Bad, and only paying attention to him. He says that its Dreams own fault that he got kicked out of the group. Sap and Bad reach where they died last, and grab all of their stuff that will help them kill Dream.

"I guess I'm just a play date to you." Dream starts to kill George by putting lava around him, and the wooden chair that George is sitting in catches fire. Sap and Bad are almost there.

As the music plays, Dream leaves the basement, just as Sap and Bad arrive, now fully equipped with gear. They hear George screaming, and run past Dream, who follows them. When they open the door, Dream pushes them down. They fall into the lava and die, just as George dies from the fire.

Big Hero 6 Au (mostly here for the family dynamic at the beginning)

Hiro: Tommy

Tadashi: Wilbur

Aunt Cass: Phil

idk who the fuck techno is, you can write him yourself ig, but Tadashi's friends are Lunch Club :p

GOD I LOVE ANGST SORRY

Techno joins the server, and instantly starts beating the shit out of people (not killing) on the other side for what they did to Tommy, Wilbur, and the rest of L'manburg. As he corners Eret, he mutters, "Backstabbing bastard..." with a glint in his eyes, and raises his sword to kill him (You can even do a rlly cool shot of Techno's POV where he sees everything in red :oooo), he stops. You can see someones arms around his neck.

Tommy's hugging Techno, sobbing, and asking him to stop hurting everyone. Eret scrambles away, and (if you added it) Techno stops seeing red. The murderous glint in his eyes go away. He drops his sword and hugs back.

(Then if you want to contuine the comic/more angst, Tommy gasps suddenly. Techno instantly backs away. He sees a red stain on Tommy's shirt, near his chest. Tommy collaspes. Dream is standing behind him, smiling, holding Techno's discarded sword. Tommy starts to die, and Techno goes fucking sicko mode, and almost kills Dream [with his bare hands because Dream has his sword]. Techno can just barely hear Tommy call his name, and instantly backs away from Dream, running over to Tommy. He either A, brings Tommy back to L'manburg and heals him up, or B, Tommy dies in Techno's arms and Techno is scarred for life and vows to get revenge. [Maybe Dream gets scarred for life too because 'holy shit i didnt mean to kill him oh no i killed a teenager'])

Option C, WILBUR AND PHIL WALK UP TO THEM AND STAY WITH TOMMY AND TECHNO FOR TOMMY'S FINAL MOMENTS

option D, tommy starts to bleed out and they patch him up and he becomes delirious and starts talking abt how much he loves them (PLATONICALLY) and will miss them if he dies. they reassure him that he wont die, and tell him that they love him too, but he starts writing a will with his own blood (which they quickly stop him from doing) and then he continues babbling on and on about toby and fundy and everyone else fro l'manburg and how nice they are and that he loves them.

(he also talks abt niki and says 'shes really pretty and nice, i was kinda mean to her wasnt i' and wilbur smacks him on the head and goes 'yeah, be nice.' and everyone just laughs and- AUGHSHS)

when they get back to l'manburg and tommy starts recovering phil techno and wilbur all tell them how he was talking abt how he loves them and they all get him gifts and- AAAAAAA

tommy starts crying because 'oh my god everyone is so nice holy shit i am overwhelmed'

maybe tommy even talks about how he likes dteam too, and phil tells them what he said and they all soften and boom war is over. (when telling dream what tommy said abt him [idk smth like 'hes cool and nice sometimes and stopped me from drinking vodka once' and phil is pissed that tommy drank vodka but whatever] phil just casually throws shade like 'yeah while he took him home cause he was bleeding out he was delirious from blood loss and then started talking about how he looked up to you' and dream feels bad and stops the war)

suggestion: we all know sbi + tommy (TM) being siblings is the BEST thing ever, right?

what if we were to add dream???

IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITES

tommy getting beat up at home even more now :DDDD but he genuinely looks up to dream (along with his other siblings) and tries to be cool and dream makes fun of him for it but secretly dream finds it rlly adorable and he and phil gush abt it together.

dream and wilbur never 'dated' cause uh??? incest is sincest. but the two are still rlly close and bond over their 's/os' being stolen by an e-girl (george and maia, niki and minx) (YES I JUST CALLED MAIA AN EGIRL, CRY ABOUT IT)

techno and dream having the BIGGEST rivalry (unless it comes to beating up tommy, they literally will ALL throw hands with him LMAOOOO) and get into 'play' fights all the time

phil and dream lit rally just vibin, like all the time??? although tommy getting beat up stresses phil out even more, but tats fine because phil doesnt need to know (when phil finds out theyre all gonna ge BEAT lmaooo)

he pretends he hates his siblings but he doesnt, and he gets into fights a BUNCH (not as much as tommy tho LMAOOO) cause his siblings are always fucking fighting and he needs to defend them like omg calm down

literally just beats up tommy??? like i cant stress this enough????? will see tommy making a sammich atlike 3am and he just??????? punches him like six times?????????? and tells him to go to bed????????????????? and calls him a moron??????????????????????? (he then tells wilbur and techno the next day, who in turn beat him up and threaten to tell phil) (tommy now has to make sammiches in secret) (poor tommy)

[My friend Pillar wrote this] im sorry but- techno and dream are close in age and go to school- and have half the same classes- and are competitive as fuck?? and phil is constantly buying bandaids because the two of them fight OTHERkids at school and EAChother at home

THEY TRY TO SEE WHO CAN FIGHT THE MOST ASSHOLES- 😭😭

"Okay so-" "I got like... 7 this week, theres no way you-" "HAH NEEEEERD! I got 8! AND the twins after science class- you *know* thats an extra point!" "Your kidding- no way! No one said anything about that, your lying!!" "Of course I'm not!" and somehow they start to fight

[i wrote this stuff] imagine dream gets a better score than techno on a test (both are RLLY smart LOOOOLLLL) and techno just like??? fucking kicks the shit outta dream??? and they both come home with like fucjing black eyes and bloody noses and phils either like 'omg whta happeened whtf' or 'goddamntpt agian????'

dream and wilbur dont beat eachother up (often) so everyone thinks theyre dating cause they hang out a lot and dont look alike and *thats* where that came from (they were quick to debunk the theory and were just- yucked out????) (is yucked a word? prolly not LOOOLLLLL)

tommy and tubbo are always fighting (i love writing tommy fighting someone/someone fighting tommy, fuck off) and people like ALWAYS side with tubbo no matter WHAT because they always assume he's innocent, and that little shit (hes a devious motherfucker im tellin ya) uses it to his advantage

tommy gets beat up (I LIKE THE IDE A OKAY????) because 'stop fighting tubbo, hes done nothing wrong' and tommys like 'nothing wrong??? ...HE FUCKIGN THREW A GLASS BOTTLE AT ME-' 'i did no such thing!' 'ITS CAUGHT ON CAMERA YOU FUCKING MORON'

TW: Thoughts of soup-of-side, thoughts of self harm, eating less, depression, bullying, drinking, sneaking out.

"tommy gets beat up by dream (in the sibling way) (TM) and someone makes fun of him for it and tells tommy that he deserves so much worse. the person starts to constantly bully and harrass tommy for no reason and tommy starts changing as a person because of it. he gets quieter, stops talking as much, stops going out as much. he stops talking to his friends as much, and he genuinely starts believing that he deserves nothing and that he's just a burden.

he puts up a facade around his family and, at first, they had caught on almost instantly. but now, after a couple of months of lying to his friends and teachers, his voice doesnt seem to waver as he tells people that 'he's fine'. his eyes dont sting as he walks away from people who bought it. he's better at lying.

he starts to hate everyone around him for not noticing. he wants to be helped, but doesnt know how to say it. he wants to take it out on something, on someone, but cant bring himself to. his temper gets worse. he starts sneaking out at night and drinking. he starts talking to bad people. he stops caring.

then dream goes to hit him again, and tommy just sees the bully, standing infront of him, talking down to him. he panics, and runs up to his room in the middle of dinner, locking the door and not opening it as his siblings ask him whats wrong. he ends up waking up to all of his siblings cuddling with him, and yet again, he breaks down.

they tell him how phil has keys to all of their rooms, and tommy tries to joke about it but cant, instead just sobbing. he tells them everything, about how he hasnt been eating much, about his wish for self harm, about how he wishes for death. everyone cries.

over several months (and therapy), they start to help him slowly believe that he is worth it. that he'll never not be worth it. that everyone is worth it. he stops drinking as much, stops sneaking out, stops listening to the little voices in his head that tell him that he's not worth it. he starts going out again, starts eating more, starts being happier, and he may not be completely ok but goddammit he was close enough."

its a slow burn but i LIKE slow burns ok.

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its-nebula · 3 years

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The Red Carnation

Gundham x Reader

Warning: Blood, Mild Cursing

You looked at Gundham curiously, expecting a greeting or at least some kind of acknowledgement. But for the third day in a row, he merely glanced at you, buried his face in his scarf, and quickened his pace. Sighing, you frowned, and looked over at your friend, Aoi Asahina.

"Don't tell me you're still thinking that upperclassmen guy, S/O." She rolled her eyes. "You don't think he's a little...I don't know, strange?"

Pursing your lips, you gave her a look. "Oh come on, he's not that bad. He might look scary, but I know on the inside that he's got the kindest heart, and he's the most poetic and thoughtful person I've ever met..." You sighed dreamily, leaning against the wall.

Aoi only shook her head. "If that's true, why is he avoiding you like the plague? I thought you said things were going well...?"

"I'm trying to figure that out, myself. It was like magic when we accidentally touched hands at the library, but... after that night, it's like he doesn't want to speak to me."

"I'm sure he'll come around soon." She gave you a warm smile. "Hey, come on, let's go eat our lunch."

What you didn't notice as you were walking by was a very angry and confused Kazuichi, who was listening to your conversation from behind a wall. Growling to himself, he stormed off and went to find that Gundham, thinking of a few choice words for him.

He looked all around the hallways, but he saw no sign of the Overlord of Ice. Instead, he was met face-to-face with the object of his affections, Sonia Nevermind.

"Miss Sonia!" His anger quickly melted away, and an obvious blush appeared on his cheeks.

"Oh. Hello there, Kazuichi." Sonia half-heartedly greeted.

"Hey, who are you waiting around for? A princess shouldn't have to wait for anybody! I know I'd never keep you waiting."

Sonia chuckled nervously. "You're very sweet, Kazuichi, but actually I'm waiting for-"

"I apologize for the sudden delay, princess." Kazuichi turned around when he heard the familiar deep voice of none other than Gundham, who looked a bit worse for the wear. "Oh, it's you. The pink-haired fool."

Kazuichi suddenly remembered why he was there in the first place, and his face twisted into a scowl. "Yeah, it's me! What gives? Why are you ignoring S/O like that, I'll kick your ass!"

"There are things going on that I do not expect you to understand, mortal." Gundham frowned. "The one you call S/O will be just fine without my presence."

"Why are you talkin' like that?! S/O's like a little sibling to me, and if you hurt their feelings I swear I'm gonna-"

"Gundham!" Sonia suddenly exclaimed in surprise. "What is that on your scarf there?" She reached out to hold the small, mysterious red object, but was beat by Maga-Z, who took it in his mouth, glaring at Sonia.

Sonia reluctantly retracted her hand, but took notice to Gundham, who's pale face was now red. She decided not to question it, but she was definitely suspicious.

"Now then, shall we go on to our luncheon?" Gundham changed the subject. With a nod, Sonia and Gundham walked away, much to Kazuichi's dismay.

"Jerk." Kazuichi hissed, somberly watching the two waltz away. It seemed his plan was failing. If he couldn't get Gundham to like his friend S/O, Sonia would keep pining after him! It angered him beyond belief, but he also felt bad for his apprentice. Being the Ultimate Engineer, and a small, unknowing underclassmen, he took you under his wing in a way, which you really appreciated. It wasn't until you started talking to him about how you found Gundham attractive that the gears started to turn in his brain. He arranged for the two of you to meet, and although you were opposed at first, you really hit it off.

Until Kazuichi heard that he'd been ignoring you! Scoffing, he went into the bathroom, planning on splashing water on his face and regrouping.

Crunch.

"What the hell?" He mumbled to himself, looking down. He took a step back to find a bloodied, but dried flower petal under his foot. Why was there blood on it? Thinking nothing of it, he kicked it away, continuing on with his day.

As Sonia and Gundham made friendly conversation, they ate their lunch. "Gundham, whatever happened to that engineer friend of yours?" Sonia asked politely, smiling at him. At her words, Gundham froze, eyes widening. The Devas all looked at each other worriedly. "Gundham?"

"O-Oh! You mean that mortal from- from-" He struggled to get the words out, tightly gripping onto his scarf. "The..." A thin streak of blood started to run from his lip, all the way down his chin, and he knew he couldn't take it anymore. He fell onto the ground, on all fours. He coughed up petals. Maybe it was only a dozen, maybe it was a hundred, but he didn't know. He could feel the burning of a thousand suns in his lungs with every inhale, and he could feel the anger of the demons from the 9 circles of Hell with every exhale. Sonia watched in horror as blood and petals were scattered everywhere, along with the Devas, who seemed to be panicking as well.

As soon as he finished his coughing fit, he collapsed to the ground. Sonia was already long gone to find their classmate Mikan. Damn it, how could he be so weak as to fall into the grasp of a human disease? His human form was definitely lacking. Curse this wretched world! The Devas all gathered around him, and all he could do is weakly smile at them, before his eyes slowly closed shut.

When he awoke, he already knew that he was in the nurse's domain. He had too much of a pounding headache to say anything, though, and instead just softly groaned.

"Gundham! You're awake!" He recognized the voice of Sonia from anywhere, and she rushed over to him from where she was sitting. "Do not worry about class. I talked to Chisa and she agreed that we can take a sick day."

Gundham, again, only groaned his response, and even that was starting to become too much to bare. He could feel the scratchiness of his throat every time he swallowed.

"U-Um, Sonia, Gundham pr-probably shouldn't be talking very much!" Mikan explained. "His throat's suffered a l-lot of trauma."

"Very well. I will do the talking!" Sonia smiled at her, then turned back to Gundham. The Devas of Destruction rested on her shoulder, also looking at Gundham. He felt cornered, but he knew there was nothing he could do about it. "How long has this been going on, Gundham? You surely did not really think about letting this go on until you perished?"

He frowned, looking away from the princess. That was all she needed to see to know her answer. It broke her heart. "Mikan has told me you were coughing up red carnations, which has the meaning 'My Heart Aches for You.' Who is it?"

He didn't respond, and instead tried to sit up. His splitting headache disallowed him to do so, however, so he laid back down. Suddenly, he felt a scratching at his throat. It wasn't the usual feeling; this one was different, and he could tell. Springing back upright, he was sent into a coughing fit, pulling and clawing desperately at his scarf. The Devas sprang into action, helping him to get his scarf off. He knelt over the bed, blood dripping from his mouth. As a desperate last attempt for air, he stuck his fingers down his throat and pulled out a full, bright red carnation. He looked at it in surprise as he held it in his hand, knowing that it was only getting worse. His eye's were met with Sonia's. He laughed a little. "S/O." Was all he had the strength to say before he promptly passed out on the bed.

Being dragged by Kazuichi to the nurse's office was not on your agenda for after-school activites, but that's how life is sometimes. "K-Kazuichi just slow down!" You panted, trying to keep up with his quick pace. He mumbling incoherent sentences, something about "Hanahaki", and "Surgery". When he opened the door, he practically threw you in there, following not far behind. You were shocked to see Gundham on the bed, mumbling soft words to Sonia.

"Gundham?" You questioned. Instantly, Sonia turned around, and her face lit up. "What's going on? Are you okay?!"

"You must be S/O, it is so nice to meet you!" Sonia happily greeted. "Now please, if you would, talk some sense into him!"

"Sense?" You questioned. "About what? Will someone please tell me what's going on?"

The room fell silent, until Mikan decided to speak on the matter. "Um, well, it seems Gundham has f-fallen under the effects of the Hanahaki D-Disease! He passed out twice earlier, and he also coughed up this..." She moved aside to point at the red carnation on the counter. You couldn't believe your ears. "A-And, um, if I'm not m-mistaken, S/O, the person who he's fallen for is...you."

You didn't know what to think as you quickly rushed to Gundham's side, holding his hand. "Is this true?"

He sighed deeply. "You must forgive me, S/O. I have failed to overcome this insolent condition of mine. It appears that I have vastly overestimated this human form that I'm in. I'm guessing as a result, I've ruined my friendship with you as well."

"I wish you would've told me sooner..." You whispered, caressing his cheek. "I...I like you too."

"W-What?" He was taken aback. "Is this but not a jest?!"

You giggled softly. "No, Gundham. Really, I like you a lot." Your face heated up, and you saw his face flush as well.

"T-Then...!" He struggled to find the words. "Would you do the honors of... being my goddess/god of Ice?"

"I'd like that." You smiled warmly at him.

"YES!!!" You heard Kazuichi cheer behind you. You turned back to look at him with a raised eyebrow, and he chuckled nervously. "I-I mean, uh, I'm happy for you guys! Yay S/O!"

#danganronpa x reader #imagine #danganronpa #gundham tanaka #gundham x reader

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maplecourtesy · 3 years

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TAZ:G NOTES, EPISODE 38

god okay. it’s finale time. this ones a long one im both very scared and very excited. the setup they did in the last episode was SO cool i’m very hyped for this

OKAY OKAY WE ARE STARTING.

and going STRAIGHT into a boss battle with CHAOS BUILD CHARACTERS this is so sick

[most of the content under the cut, because spoilers!!]

CAN I JUST SAY, THE USE OF THE WORD HERO IN THE EPISODE DESCRIPTION VS TRAVIS’ EXPOSITION BEFORE THE BATTLE. “we need some heroes.” vs “at some point in the past this might have been a job for a hero. but not now, not anymore.” i love that. so much. ive said it before and ill say it again one of the sexiest parts of grad is the way they redefined heroes and villains.

oh right holy shit chaos and order shouldn’t have been able to exist together,, chaos and order are at such ends now that theyve completely split,, chaos no longer relies on order thats so sexy

RELEASE THE KRAKEN VERY POGGERS ACTION NAME they r so cool and powerful i love them

IMAGINE taking 20 damage from fitzroy just being in ur VICINITY

oh i forgot about gray he and althea are there right

BIG SNIPPERS??!??!!?!? BIG SNIPPERS. MY BABY BOY I LOVE HIM.

im so tired of order can they do something cool instead of blinding the one pc who’s not even gotten a turn yet

FUCK SHIT UP ARGO awesome thats 66 damage good for him he is JUST like loki

hey this ethereal music kinda vibes

everyone is kittens. hm.

ENJOY THESE MEOW-TEORS meow

i am very happy about all the meowing but also i think its very funny that justin said hes gonna dislike any firbolg art he sees

FURBOLG

fitzroy kitty cat rage…. what are we even doing here whats going on

i wish that grays first epic move wasnt as a kitten but i can work with this

FITZROY GIVES GRAY HIS MAUL??? i think this is the peak of the sibling dynamic between them. bickering and complaining but cooperating when it really matters

GOD. how are we having every fucking cartoon trope in one battle. u guys know in cartoons when they like get put through some beam and u see into different universes or whatever and theyre cats and they have a body swap and maybe theres a sock puppets one. this is that.

GRIFFIN FIRBOLG IMPRESSION

maplekeeners stay winning

argo does a sexy graceful reverse dive but he also looks like fitzroy so thats fitzroy. good.

NOW THEYRE THE REAL GUYS. i hate this

cannot believe im listening to justin mcelroy roleplay justin mcelroy sending meteors at a horde of hellhounds

GRIFFIN MCELROY PUSHES GRAY THE DEMON PRINCE TO THE GROUND SAYS SOME COOL MOVIE LINE AND CASTS THE BIGGEST THUNDERWAVE EVER.

SNIPPERS KAIJU

THIS IS THE SOCK PUPPET AND THE DIFFERENT ANIMATION STYLE BIT OF THE CARTOON TROPES.

fuck off travis give me animated taz

i do like this music a lot its got video game vibes

DIFFERENT CLINT MCELROY??? disgraced dj clint mcelroy x janitor clint mcelroy fanfic /j please dont

AUDIENCE??? thats me im the ones cheering

THUNDERMAN LOVE LANGUAGE IS HANDS ON SHOULDERS. and now they are both clouds of gas

fuck that is so cool fitzroy is the coolest hes just shooting lightning out of his hands and its his cool lightning illuminating him. THATS a painting

AW WHAT. HEYYY WHAT ORDER STOP IT IT WAS GETTING GOOOOD.

chaos i like u so much. i’m a chaos sympathist and apologist now i adore them

mission imp-hospital <3

oh my god what the hell i just got chills i love this so much,, everyones a hero,,, this fucks .,, theyve destroyed capitalism and systemic injustice i love them very much

A BALANCE HAS SHIFTED.. THE WORLD HAS TURNED TO CHAOS.

i am so enamored with how travis described that this makes me so happy

order i hope u die powerless and fearful

THEYRE SINGING THE THUNDERMEN SONG. GOD I LOVE THEM…

it would be very sexy if they did just cut to black i wouldnt be mad.

CHAOS E N D ORDER. PLEASE. U DESERVE THIS CHAOS.

GO TO HELL. INCREDIBLE. FUCK THATS SO GOOD good firbolg lines today as always.

FIRBOLG IS GRAYS FAVORITE?!?!?

chaos i love u very much. i think they deserve to have whatever they want ever

FITZROY LETTING HIM KEEP HIS MAUL,,

obsessed with gray calling fitzroy his best friend right after saying the firbolg was his favorite and then ending their last conversation ever by telling argo he’s his son.

althea and barb r girlfriends <3

literally what happened to rainer btw where is she

leon and buckminster r boyfriends <3

OH RAINER HI THERE SHE IS

thunderman llc doesn’t have time for labels

OH THE MUSIC… THIS BRINGS ME BACK

i like it very much that during taz graduation, instead of graduating, they became anarcho-anticapitalists and took down the entire school system.

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS. we’re doing a timeskip ending…

btw where did the fucking time travel fit into this i’m still confused about that.

okay but do they not sail away on a ship together. on argo’s new ship.

he’s just… fitzroy maplecourt now!!! wow…. that character arc is so near and dear to my heart. from forcing people to call him by his full name and his full title to relieving himself of the titles completely.. guys i love fitzroy

FITZROY BOYCLOAKS MAGAZINE COVER PAGE 8 ISSUES IN A ROW AND HES STARTED A WOODLAND CREATURE FASHION LINE AND HES RICH. he helps out his parents too that’s so sweet.. And he’s got a beard.

JUST PLAIN OLD FITZROY<3333333333 ouhgh,,, this is so cute… he’s getting closure. and he gets to give a cool speech…. about anarchism………. and going to fucking Law School. oh that’s very good..

does. the firbolg settle down. ill fucking lose it. DOES THE FIRBOLG FUCK THE TINY GARY. I CAN’T DO THIS I COULDN’T DO THIS. THIS IS THE FUCKING WORST PLEASE DON’T. does the firbolg BECOME a gary!?!?!?!?!? what the fuck is happening i’m so confused please stop. can we just go back to having the thundermen be friends so the firbolg isn’t lonely. please. i’m going fucking insane this can’t be how the firbolg ends i can’t fucking do this i can’t call him gary. his name can’t be gary. NotLikeThis.

IS THIS A GARY COMMERCIAL. I HATE THIS

OKAY ARGO TIME PLEASE HAVE A GOOD ONE ARGO PLEASE.

argo on the firboat!!! what will he do!!!

A CRUISE SHIP YES. FUCK YES OKAY I CAN WORK WITH THIS. what the fuck does he mean by the firbolg experience. why is there a theme song oh god oh no.

i’m in hell order’s gone to hell and taken me with them. how did he fucking come up with this. AND he ends with the thunderman llc. good.

OH THEY’RE ALL ON THE CRUISE SHIP… cute i like this

HE COMMANDEERS THE COMMODORES FLEET AND HAS TURNED THEM INTO A CRUISE SHIP LINE

oh,,, fitzroy suggesting they go for one last fight? ;; cute as well.

DON’T JOKE ABOUT GRAD2ATION I WILL CRY. ISN’T THE NEXT ARC SET ON THE SEAS. DON’T JOKE ABOUT THIS

oh ;;;;;w;;;;;;;;; fitzroy………<3 he has grown so much,, no more considering himself above his companions,, he is just fitzroy maplecourt and he loves and misses his pals. and because of this he will get a cruise ship based on him.

YEAHHHHHH FRONT FOR PIRACY. GOOD.

oh my god,, fitzroy becomes a robin hood of the seas.

they all miss each other ;;;; <3

ARE WE GONNA END WITH THE THEME SONG. CHRIST. OKAY.

no this fucking sucks actually. goodbye everyone. it’s been nice.

AWWW THE END MUSIC… wowowowowow they brought it full circle with the soundtrack and ended with laughing and a fun little fitzroy joke. i’m happy with that :]

i’ll miss the thundermen so very much,, i don’t know how excited i am for the next arc it kinda rests on the pcs,, i prefer griffin’s pcs over when he dms but let’s see!!! well pogchamp fun end to perhaps my favorite taz arc!!!!<3333333

#taz #taz graduation spoilers #taz grad #taz g #taz graduation #taz grad spoilers #the adventure zone #the adventure zone graduation #taz episode 38 #sir fitzroy maplecourt #fitzroy maplecourt #argonaut keene #argo keene #master firbolg #the firbolg #taz notes by krys #krys talks

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friendship-ended-with-pokespe · 4 years

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Kirby and the Big Panic in Gloomy Woods! Chapter 5

With Meta Knight’s airship, it takes just one flight to reach even a steep mountain or a big lake. The group set out from Castle Dedede early in the morning and arrived near the Gloomy Woods as early as evening.

Having come down from the airship, Meta Knight stood in the meadows aglow with the evening glow and suddenly pointed south. There extends a pitch-black ominous forest. “Look, what you see over there is the Gloomy Woods. Such a frightening and mysterious scenery, don't you think......it makes your heart tremble just from seeing it.” “The tastiest fruit in the universe is in that forest, huh! My stomach is grumbling just from seeing it!” If not for Waddle Dee restraining him, Kirby would start running towards the forest at any second. Meta Knight lowered his hands and turned towards Kirby. “......If King Dedede and the rest are after the fruits, they're bound to be near here. Let’s split into groups and look for him.” “King Dedede isn’t worth worrying about! Let's hurry up and look for the Stardust Fruits!” “We can't, Kirby.” Waddle Dee reminded him sternly. “We came to rescue His Majesty. The fruits can come later.” “Wha, no way! I’d rather look for the yummy fruits than King Dedede......” “Settle down, Kirby. There'll be a full moon tomorrow night. The fruits aren't ripened yet for tonight.” “That's fine~. If I inhale them all, they'll all be ripened enough to eat inside my stomach!” “Stop saying rubbish. Anyhow, setting the fruits aside, we’ll look for King Dedede.” “Still, how should we search for him......” Waddle Dee said in a puzzled manner. “I do want to look for information, but neither passersby nor inhabitants could be found around here.” “You’ve got a point there. We’ll have to search every bit of places like a cabin or a cave that they could be hiding in......” “Hold on! I smell something good.” Kirby jumped up and smelled something. “Eh? What smell? His Highness’?” “No, no! A better smell than that! This is......curry!” Immediately as he yelled, Kirby started running as if he was on fire. Waddle Dee and Meta Knight chased after him in a hurry. “Hold on, Kirby!” “We’re not searching for curry, but His Highness~!”

Their words to hold him back didn’t reach his ears. “Yippee, curry~! I love curry~! I also love pickled leeks and fukujinzuke~!”

Pickled leeks (Rakkyo) and fukujinzuke are commonly eaten with curry as a garnish in Japan.

“Come on, Kirby!” Waddle Dee tried smelling it himself, but couldn't smell the curry as Kirby said at all. “Do you really smell curry? Aren't you just mistaking it for curry because you're hungry......?” “No, I believe Kirby.” Said Meta Knight, chasing Kirby side-by-side with Waddle Dee. “His ability to locate delicious cookings is extraordinary. I guess he sniffed it from so far away that we couldn't perceive it.” “But, what we’re searching for isn’t a curry shop, but His Highness~!” “My intuition tells me that King Dedede is most likely at where the curry is.” “Are you sure, sir?” “It's unlikely for a curry shop to be in a remote region like this. In any case, it’s without a doubt a lead.” To not lose sight of Kirby, who was dashing at a ferocious speed, Meta Knight and Waddle Dee also quickened their pace.

At that moment, at Kerota gang’s hideout: It's been 2 days since their planning, and the trio were already worn out. Only the king is full of spirit. Today too, a gruff voice reverberates. “Ohh~, is it curry? Good job, it's my favorite!” King Dedede looked at the plate placed before him and smacked his lips with his huge tongue. “Please help yourself, Mr. Kirby. We prepared seconds as well~!” Kerota is using all his effort to butter up to Kirby King Dedede. Which isn't surprising, since the crucial night with the full moon will be near at hand tomorrow. It would be all for nothing if he were to become perverse here. King Dedede scooped the curry with a spoon, and gulped it down. Suddenly, the king frowned and jumped up. “So hot! It's way too spicy!” “I-Is that so?” “How could I have friggin seconds if it’s this spicy!? You morons, make it again!” “Stop asking for so much. This is our own flavor!” Yelled Kerolina. King Dedede pokes the curry with his spoon while complaining ceaselessly. “Moreover, when it comes to curry, shouldn't there be a fukujinzuke on the side......tch......a curry without a fukujinzuke is no different than a shortcake without a strawberry on it......” “Everyone in our house hates fukujinzuke! You don't need to eat it if you're gonna complain!” “No one ever says that they don’t like it.” It was when Dedede held the plate and was about to try just one more bite. The door of the hideout burst open with a loud sound. The one barging in energetically is a pink-colored bullet-no, the real Kirby! “Curry place found!” Shouted Kirby, and hopped onto a chair. His head is filled with nothing but curry, without noticing King Dedede, who was sitting on the other side of the table. “I would like some curry! Sweet flavored, please! With heaps of fukujinzuke as well!” “Who......who the heck are you......?” Kerolina said with her eyes goggling. “This isn't a curry shop!” “Y-Yeah, she’s right.” “Get out.” Said Kerota and even Keroji together, and were about to chase him out. Kirby stared blankly and asked. “Eh? It's not a curry place? But it smelled so good. Then what shop is it?” “This is no store. You'll be amazed to hear that this place is, you see, Kerota gang’s hideout......” “Big brother! What the heck are you blabbering about!?” In a hurry, Kerolina shut Kerota up and scowled at Kirby. “In any case, this isn't a curry shop. Leave!” “Huh......but there's this yummy-looking curry over there......” With a drooling face, Kirby fixed his eyes on the serving of curry placed on the table. He then casually raises his eyes, where then: “......Huh!? King Dedede!?” “......You turd......” The king noticed Kirby from the moment he barged in. It's just that he didn't know how he should react, and was all stiff with a spoon clutched in his hands. Kirby opened his eyes wide and stared at King Dedede, but suddenly made a menacing look and banged the table in protest. “Why aren't you letting me have some curry when you're letting King Dedede have some!? I want some curry too!” “That's why we said that our home isn't a curry place......” “No, hold on a second,” Kerota interjected. “Who’s King Dedede?” “Who!? He's right in front of you!” Kirby pointed at King Dedede. Keroji talked back with an offended look. “Don't be impolite, this gentleman here is Mr. Kirby! His name isn't something weird like King Dedede!” “What do you mean it's weird!?” Shouted King Dedede without thinking, but realized quickly and held his tongue. Kerota and his siblings were puzzled and looked at the king. “What's the matter, Mr. Kirby?” “N-No, nothing......” “Hold on a sec! What did you say just now!?” Getting more and more angry, Kirby jumped up and down on the chair. “You’re calling King Dedede Kirby, huh!? Why are you mistaking him for me!? Is me and Dedede that alike!? As much as nikuman and anman!? As much as oyakodon and katsudon!? As much as yakisoba and yaki udon!?” “W......Wh-What......?” “Or even, as much as kanpyo maki and takuan maki!?” Wiping the tears flowing from his eyes, Kirby shouted. “Fine! Even if everyone on earth can't tell kanpyo maki and takuan maki apart, I'm Kirby, not King Dedede!” “I......beg your pardon? What did you say just now?” Kerolina, the most cool-headed among the three, pressed Kirby. Kirby turned towards Kerolina with tears in his eyes. “Even if everyone can't tell between kanpyo maki and takuan maki......” “Not that one. You're Kirby, you said? What do you mean? This person is Kirby, no?” Kerolina pointed toward King Dedede. Kirby shouted while hopping up and down. “I said that’s wrong! Over there is King Dedede! I’m Kirby! Don't mistake me for him!” “W-What on earth are you saying, I’m Kirby.” King Dedede puffed up his chest and brazened it out. “That guy is a fake. Anyone that assumes I, Kirby's name is an insolent fellow. Drive him out!” “Liar! I'm the real Kirby!”

Kerota and his siblings could only blink their eyes in front of the pair glaring at each other. “There are 2 Mr. Kirbys......who’s the real one?” Keroji was at a loss and murmured, where Kerota then scolded him. “Stupid, look. Without a need to say, Mr. Kirby whom we found must be the real deal. He’s so round and gluttonous as the rumors say.” “But big brother, this pink kid here is also round.” Kerolina pointed at Kirby. “Besides, he's been talking about nothing but food for a while now. There's no doubt that he's awfully gluttonous.” “Ugh......you do have a point......” It was when Kerota was groaning. “Kirby, what on earth is this......dear me, King Dedede!” “Your Majesty! What a relief, you were all right!” Hearing Meta Knight and Waddle Dee’s words, Kerolina had a gleam in her eyes. “You said......King Dedede? So this guy is therefore......” “W-What are you saying!” King Dedede yelled while jumping up. “Those lots are wicked conspirators. They are all saying the same thing in order to trick me. I'm the real Kirby!” “W-What do you mean, Your Majesty......” “Dang it, I'm Kirby! Don't call me Your Majesty!” In front of King Dedede in a fit of rage, Kerota and his siblings looked at each other’s faces. “Ermmm......both are round and are a glutton......how can we differentiate between them?” “Leave it to me. I have a good idea, big brother.” Kerolina took out a notepad and spoke. “I've looked up plenty about Kirby beforehand. According to my ‘Kirby Trivia’......” Kerolina flipped through her notepad and solemnly announced. “Kirby's ability isn't just inhaling. He also has something called a Copy Ability.” “Copy? What's that?” “It’s to make the power of the opponent that he inhaled his. So the one who could do that would be the real Kirby.” King Dedede clicked his tongue without anyone noticing. Copy Ability is a power that only Kirby has. The king cannot imitate it. On the contrary, Kirby was cheered up and did a somersault. “I can copy! That's my special skill! Look!” Kirby turned towards Waddle Dee. Waddle Dee became terrified and drew back. “K-Kirby!? Don't tell me I'm the one!? S-Stop......” “Sorry, Waddle Dee. Just bear it for a little while! One-two!” After breathing out deeply, Kirby inhaled with all his strength. “AHHHH!”

Waddle flew in a straight line and was inhaled by Kirby. “I inhaled him! With this, Waddle Dee’s power is mine to......” Kirby suddenly realized in mid-sentence. ......Darn. Waddle Dee had no real special ability. Even if he inhaled him, he couldn't copy his power. King Dedede squinted and sidled up to Kirby. “Hoho? What's the matter? Where's the Copy Ability? From what I saw, nothing appears to have changed.” “N-Nuh-uh! I did copy his power!” Said Kirby in a panic. “Hohohohon? Then how about you show me the ability that you copied?” “F......Fff......fine!” Kirby girded up his loins. He breathed deeply, and mimicking Waddle Dee’s voice: “I’m Waddle Dee, His Majesty’s servant! Delicious cookies have been baked, Your Highness~!” King Dedede was dumbfounded for a moment, but......soon came to his senses and started laughing with his stomach held. “Bwahahaha! You nitwit! That not copying, that just imitating. Besides, it's not alike at all!” “I-I’m......Waddle Dee......” “There's no use struggling, Kirby. It's your loss......” King Dedede quickly realized mid-sentence and held his tongue. It was too late, however. Kerolina pointed at Dedede and yelled. “You said Kirby, huh!? In other words, you're the fake one!” “Drats......” Now that he has exposed himself, he can't deceive them anymore. King Dedede turned around, hurled himself at the door, and rushed outside. “Wait~!” Kirby was about to chase after him, but the king was fast with his skedaddle. Moreover, there are plenty of thickets and large boulders around here, so the view is quite obstructed. He lost sight of the king at once. Kirby gave up and returned to the cabin. “No good......he ran away.” “We don't care about imitators, since the real Mr. Kirby is with us!” Kerota amiably edged up to Kirby. “As a matter of fact, we have something that we'd like for you to......” “Yeah, I know! It's about the tastiest fruit in the universe, right!?” “Ohh, then just to cut to the chase, the night with the full moon is near at hand tomorrow. We're really looking forward to it!” “You can count on me!” With Kerota trio, Kirby shouted “Yup!” in unison. “If that's how it's gonna be, I should eat plenty, get enough sleep, and save up my power! Bring me some curry~! And make it extra large!” “Yessir, right here.” Kirby sat on the chair, and while losing himself in the smell of curry wafting in the air, he suddenly murmured something. “Huh......? I feel like I'm forgetting something important......maybe it's just my imagination?” “......Kirby.” Meta Knight said in astonishment. “Hurry up and return Waddle Dee back to normal.” “Ah, that's what it was! I forgot!” Kirby opened his mouth wide, and Waddle Dee rolled out. Waddle Dee bounced like a ball, only to be stopped once bumping into a post. “I......I feel so dizzy......that was awful of you, Kirby! How could you inhale me!” “Sorry, but I was saved thanks to that. Since they were able to believe that I’m the real Kirby!” “That's great to hear......” Waddle Dee looked around, and spoke. “Huh? Where's His Highness?” “He ran away. He was exposed as a fake.” “Right......” Waddle Dee was dispirited. “His Majesty must be really mad......I'll go back, Kirby. I’ve got to return to the castle before His Highness and get the supper and the bath ready.” “There's no need for that, Waddle Dee.” Said Meta Knight. “We’re talking about King Dedede here. It's unlikely that he’ll just calmly return to the castle.” Meta Knight pointed to the forest seen outside the window. “The king is most likely lurking in the forest and waiting for tomorrow night.” “Huh......?” “There’s no way the king would give up that easily on the fruit of wonder and return. He’s a guy more stubborn and avaricious than anyone. He must be determined to gobble up the Stardust Fruits before Kirby does.” “I see......” Waddle Dee nodded. “That's Lord Meta Knight for you! You know His Highness more than anyone!” “......I'm not very pleased about that.” “I believe it's as Lord Meta Knight said. His Majesty must be waiting inside the forest until tomorrow night......” In mid-sentence, Waddle Dee was dispirited once again. “Wouldn't His Majesty be cold......he must also be hungry......I would like to bring him a blanket or something to eat......” “Stop. The forest is vast. We can't search for him for the time being. Moreover, dangerous beasts would be crawling in that forest. It'll be dangerous if you were to go in there without thinking and get lost.” “In that case, I'm all the more worried about his Highness. We should go and rescue him......” Meta Knight lightly slapped the disheartened Waddle Dee’s back. “Didn't I say there's no need to be concerned? Is King Dedede someone that gets thrashed by something like a beast? Rather, shouldn't we be concerned about the safety of the said beasts?” ......His intuition was once again right on the spot.

The Gloomy Woods-. As the name says, with densely grown leaves covering the sky, it's a mysterious forest that's dark even in daytime. Once it’s night time, it's so pitch-black that even your own hands in front of you can't be seen. “Ah, geez, it's so annoying!” King Dedede has been grumbling for a while now. In order to lose Kirby, he boldly stepped into the Gloomy Woods. It was too late once he realized that was a mistake. He had no idea of the way in or the way out. Tonight is the day before the full moon. Even with the moon shining brightly in the sky, that light doesn't reach this forest. In pitch-black darkness, he trips his foot in the root of a tree over and over again. “Why is the ground this uneven! And I told him to remove any tree roots or rocks on the path for me to walk! Seriously, that Waddle Dee......” For some reason, Waddle Dee is responsible for it. Within the Gloomy Woods, while grumbling and walking- An ominous growling noise reaches the king's ear. “Mm? Is someone there?” King Dedede looks around restlessly within Gloomy Woods. What sluggishly appeared from the trees was Grizzo, a gigantic beast with a red headband on its head. King Dedede stepped into his territory while he was unaware.

“Grrr!” Growling, Grizzo was ready to drive away the intruder. However, King Dedede isn't someone that's intimidated just from a growl. “What's that voice just now?” Without blinking an eye, he turned towards the voice. Coincidently, the hand that he swung struck Grizzo’s head. From the king’s viewpoint, he accidentally struck it with his hand, but that isn’t the case for Grizzo. Its snout struck down by the king’s large fist, it screamed pitifully. “Grrrr!?” “Mm?” “Kyuuu......” Screaming in pain, Grizzo turned tail and ran. “What was that just now?” The king tilted his head in confusion, and started walking again. Before long, a dim light could be seen ahead of him. “Oh? There's a house.” The king quickened his pace. The light was shining through a small window. A shabby hut has been built within the forest. “I'm saved!” With a sigh of relief, the king knocked on the door of the hut. “Hey, open up! It's dark, so I don't know the way! Let me stay for tonight!” “......I wonder who it is?” Inside the hut, a prudent voice of questioning could be heard. Filled with determination, the king knocked on the door with more force. “Open up. I am the great ruler of Dream Land, King Dedede!” The door cracked open. Peeking his face from there was an old man of small stature with a white, bushy beard. The old man looked at King Dedede, and opened his eyes wide in astonishment. “In this forest......moreover, for a traveler to visit at this time. There could always be unusual things, I suppose. Just who are......” “Didn't I say that I’m King Dedede? I'm starving. Give me something to eat!” King Dedede pushed the old man aside and walked in on the hut. The old man looked up at King Dedede and inclined his head to the side. “For you to have found your way to this hut all alone......you must be very lucky.” “It's not “you.” Call me Your Majesty.” “Frightening beasts are prowling around in this forest. How were you unhurt......” “A beast? Ah, the thing that went “Kyu, kyu” back then?” “Kyu, kyu?” “My hand ended up hitting it the moment I turned around. It then ran away while howling. That was all his fault.” “T......T......That can’t be......!” The old man trembled in fear. “That must have been Grizzo, whose territory is this vicinity. You mean that you dispatched that enormous beast!? Just by yourself!?” “Could you really say I dispatched it......more like I just hit it......” ‘W-What a hero! To think that such a strong hero exists in this world!“ One would naturally feel better when hearing that he is a hero. In an instant, a grin broke upon Dedede's face. “Mm, well you know.” “As a keeper of this woods, I......” “No need to introduce yourself. In any case, give me something to eat. I'm starving here.” “Yes, dear hero!” The woodkeeper bowed so deep that he rubbed against the floor, and rushed off to the back of the hut. What was soon served is a warm stew on a deep plate. “This is all there is, but......” “Ooh, doesn't that look delicious!” King Dedede finished the stew in a blink of an eye. The woodkeeper is staring in amazement at him. “Mmm, delicious. It’s hundreds times tastier than that ridiculously spicy curry! I want seconds!” “R-Right away......” Presenting the second serving of stew to King Dedede, the woodkeeper started talking in a low voice. “To confide in Your Highness as a hero, I have a request for you......” “Mm? What is it?” “As I said earlier, I am the watchman of this forest. I protect the fruits in this forest from hooligans.” “......” Pausing on his stew, the king lent his ear to what the woodkeeper was saying. “Those fruits are called Stardust Fruits. The fruit is said to be the tastiest in the universe and is very valuable.” “O-Oh?” “Sadly, there is no end to the scoundrels after that fruit!” The woodkeeper sighed heavily. Unable to say that he was also drawn to that fruit and came, King Dedede deceived him by saying “W-Wha......?” “Stardust Fruit is an important treasure of this woods. I cannot let it be taken by evildoers. Therefore, I would like to ask Your Majesty a favor. Tomorrow will be a night with a full moon, where the Stardust Fruits can then be harvested. Evildoers driven by greed will likely turn up in this forest.” “Y-Yeah.” “I cannot protect the forest just by myself. I ask you to lend me your power, dear hero! Please drive away the evildoers!” King Dedede pondered. Kirby, Kerota, and the rest will probably arrive tomorrow night and suck up the fruits. He wants to get the jump on them somehow, but as for the inhaling skill, Kirby is above him. If it's true that he's the woodkeeper, he must know the terrain well. He might be able to suck up all the fruits sooner than Kirby and the rest by using him...... “Alright, I understand. Let's work together.” “Do you really mean it, my hero!?” “Yup. You'll have the strength of a hundred with me. You can relax.” “I am very grateful.” The woodkeeper bowed before the king and spoke. “Right, there is just one thing I would like you to watch out for.” “What is it?” “Please do not lose yourself in pursuing the evildoers and enter deep within the woods or such. If you were to awaken the master, we would all be in serious trouble.” “The master? Who's that?” “The master is a frightening monster who's said to be sleeping deep within the Gloomy Woods.” The woodkeeper lowered his voice. “According to the legend, he appears to have been continually sleeping deep within this forest for thousands of years. While guarding the incredibly valuable Stardust Crystal.” “A crystal?” “Yes. It has said to be a marvelous treasure for many years in this land. The power of the crystal is needed in order for a stardust fruit to ripen. It cannot become a fruit without the crystal close by.” “I see......so that's why Stardust Fruits cannot grow anywhere but this forest?” “......Huh? You seem to know very well about the Stardust Fruits, no......?” The woodkeeper had a suspicious look in his eyes.

King Dedede shook his head in a hurry. “No way. This is the first time that I've heard of the Stardust Fruit!” “......I see. In any case, please be careful not to wake the master up at any cost.” “What, I ain't afraid of some monster in the slightest!” “You cannot make light of it. The master’s power is very frightening. It is said the flame that the master breathes is able to burn the entire Dream Land to the crisp, let alone this forest.” The woodkeeper trembled. “According to the legends, when the master awakens, the sound of a bell will resound loudly.” “The sound of a bell......?” “Correct. In the unlikely event that the sound of the bell can be heard, you must take cover immediately. I don't believe something like that could ever be, but for caution's sake!” “Hmph, you make me laugh. If this master comes at me......” “No matter how strong of a hero you are, you won't stand a chance against the master.” The woodkeeper shrugged his shoulders. Hating to lose and confident more than anyone, King Dedede was irritated by the woodkeeper’s words. (Hmph, what's so “master” about him. I’ll whack that guy down with one blow. At any rate, I'm more concerned about the crystal that this guy is said to be guarding......) The Stardust Crystal. With just that, he can get his hands on the Stardust Fruits wherever he wants. (If I bring this back to Castle Dedede, wouldn't I be able to harvest Stardust Fruits around the castle? The tastiest fruits in the universe will all be mine......) Imagining the trees laden with those fruits around Castle Dedede, King Dedede let out an eerie laugh.

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Pls Hoosier on Valentine's list!

valentines day alphabet ( accepting! )

A : AFFECTION. how does your muse show affection?

He doesn’t, if he can help it. Unfortunately, Hoosier’s a bigger softie than he likes to admit. His affection shows itself through small gestures --- a blanket tucked around someone’s shoulders, food shared, limbs resting casually against each other during idle moments. If Hoosier’s willing to go out of his way for someone, even a little bit, then they matter to him. His smile could make flowers grow, so being on the receiving end of it tends to send the people he cares about a clear message.

B : BOUQUET. does your muse like flowers? which ones are their favourite?

Absolutely not a bouquet man. Doesn’t trust flowers, doesn’t know how they work, and is not inclined to find out.

C : CHOCOLATE. does your muse like chocolate? which one is their favourite?

Abso-fuckin-lutely. Hoosier would shank a man for some cherry cordials.

D : DATE. what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

He prefers to split the bill on any dates, because he’s cheap economically responsible like that. Hoosier’s ideal date wouldn’t involve paying at all; he’d have a great time doing something on just the right side of illegal, like sneaking into a movie (makes the cinema experience 10x more fun) or loitering in a potentially dangerous place. Coffee dates are pretentious, but he really likes coffee, so sometimes you’ve gotta take the good with the bad. He’d love to go to an animal shelter and, like, play with the dogs... Hoosier’s not a hard person to take out, and he’s satisfied doing pretty much anything, so long as it’s not too boring.

E : EMBRACE. does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

what the hell is a hug He doesn’t love them --- mostly because he’s been on the receiving end of too many of Chuckler’s post-workout sweaty bear hugs, and that’s something you never recover from. Hoosier’s particular about physical affection, unless it’s from someone he really considers His People --- even with his closest friends, he can be weird about hugs, though he’ll make allowances for his little siblings. He’s not a hugger himself.

F : FLIRT. is your muse good at flirting? how do they flirt?

He doesn’t, because it’s a lot of effort, and frankly he just can’t be assed. Hoosier doesn’t do charming small-talk; he’s not going to wine and dine someone he’s just interested in taking to bed. If he wants more than that, well... he doesn’t even know how to go about it, so they better appreciate the drinks he’s willing to pay for. The other partner’s got to carry the conversation, because Hoosier can’t make small talk to save his life. His good looks and bluntness tend to carry him far enough --- as far as the bedroom.

G : GIFT. is your muse good at gift - giving or do they struggle to get it right?

He really doesn’t try that hard. The sort of person to literally ask outright, “what do you want?” a week before a birthday... then, to his credit, he goes out and tracks the thing down. (Leckie once gave him a really obscure book title, just to see what would happen. Hoosier turned up with it. The book had been out of print of years. This was a first-edition copy. No one knows where he got it, how, or if it was obtained legally.)

H : HEART. is your muse quick or slow to give their heart away?

He’s... slow because the idea scares him. Hoosier and intimacy... do not mix. On a physical level, sure, but emotionally? He’s gonna glower that idea into submission and keep any pesky feelings that bubble up down for as long as possible. Hoosier does not love the idea of opening himself up to getting hurt, and doesn’t think he’s very suited for romance, so he’d just... rather not.

I : I LOVE YOU. does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say?

Like we just said! Emotional intimacy is a Big Yikes for him! Anyone would be lucky to get an “I love you” out of him once. He’s got to be either very drunk or very sleepy to say it out loud --- both times are when he’s at his softest.

J : JEALOUSY. does your muse get jealous in a relationship?

Oh yeah. Hoosier can be... territorial when it comes to the people he loves. He passionately dislikes anyone getting too close to his partner; there’s being friendly, and then there’s being more, and he’s got strong instincts for when something’s more than friendly. Hoosier makes up for it by being bitchier than usual, glowering at them and being a bit more physical with his partner. He’s rarely one for PDA, but Jealous Hoosier has some points to make.

K : KISS. is your muse a good kisser? why / why not?

He’s a very physical kisser, almost taking ownership of his partner through his lips; Hoosier Smith doesn’t kiss to play around. Hands on the ass, the thighs, gripping the hips as he grinds slightly against them; each breath seems to ripple between the two of them, a shared convulsion, before Hoosier goes right back in for more. He’s a hungry kisser, and a little feral about it --- bruises will be left along his partner’s neck, and their lips may be sore for days afterwards, but they way Hoosier leaves them seeing stars makes it all worth it.

L : LOVE. who does your muse love?

He’s very fond of his little siblings, and very affectionate with them --- way more than anyone’s used to seeing out of him. Hoosier’s got Big Brother Instincts, even they don’t rear their head that often. He loves his mom and (very old, possibly immortal) grandparents; he’s very devoted to his friends, no matter how he rolls his eyes at Chuckler and Runner’s chaos or bitches at Leckie’s pretentiousness. That’s the thing about Hoosier --- he doesn’t love a lot of people, but the people he does love, he wants to keep.

M : MOONLIGHT. is morning or night a more romantic setting?

Night, because he’s never up in the damn morning. Why would someone want to do things before 10am? Not this man. Anything that needs to get done can be done at midnight, or not at all.

N : NAUGHTY. what is your muse like in bed?

He alternates between fierce and teasing, but Hoosier is very, very determined. God, does he love his partner’s reactions... and he savors them, leading them along for as long as possible, dragging every encounter out until the end. Hoosier’s in no rush to finish; honestly, he has a bit of trouble finishing without his partner, and it’s usually seeing them go over the edge first that gets him there. He’s rough, rougher than he means to be at times; sex is the most energy he’ll ever expend at a given moment, and he turns it into a full-on workout, both parties slick with sweat by the end of it. Sometimes, he’ll just put his mouth to task, trailing it slowly along his partner’s body --- sucking kisses into their chest, their stomach, their hips, all the way to their thighs and what lies beyond.

O : ODE. does your muse have a way with words?

Yes. Very succinct. To the point. Knows what the hell he’s saying. Fine with words, thanks.

P : PARTNER. what does your muse look for in a partner? looks / personality?

Someone who doesn’t get on his last damn nerve. Hoosier would do well with a partner who goes with the flow --- probably someone more extroverted than him, but who really doesn’t demand much or tax his energy when he needs to just destress. He’d do best with someone low-maintenance. (Too bad the high-maintenance people are so damn attractive.) They have to love animals; they have to be able to keep things neat, because he hates a messy house; he’s fine with almost any quirk they might have, so long as they put up with his in return. He loves people who can sing... and people who laugh at their own jokes really shouldn’t be as attractive as they are.

Q : QUESTION. would your muse ask the big question or expect their partner to?

He’d ask as soon as he comes to terms with the idea... which’ll take a while, not gonna lie. His partner asking first would completely take Hoosier by surprise. He wouldn’t be expecting it, wouldn’t know what to do with it, and his off-the-cuff answer would be, “what the fuck”. Promising omen of marital bliss right there.

R : ROMANCE. is your muse a romantic or a cynic?

Definitely on the cynical side. He’s... afraid of romance, a little bit, and definitely doesn’t imagine himself as anybody’s Prince Charming.

S : SWEETHEART. did your muse have a childhood sweetheart?

He didn’t, really. Little Bill Smith had way more important things on his mind, like taking long naps, stealing cookies, and hiding in places where his mama couldn’t find him. Bigger priorities on his mind.

T : TRUE LOVE. does your muse believe in true love?

... nah, probably not. It’s not something he gives a lot of thought to, because thinking about love in general leaves him feeling half-starved and irritated. True love... well, to be honest, he’s got no clue what it is.

U : UNREQUITED. has your muse had their heart broken?

... let’s say he hasn’t and call it even. He’s not gonna talk about it. (He hasn’t, but he’s been on the cusp of loving people who didn’t love him back. Caution is learned; if you go to the edge of a cliff and almost fall off, you’re in no hurry to dance on that edge again. He learned to fear love without ever feeling the full sting of rejection, cause he’s just proactive like that.)

V : VALENTINE. how does your muse feel about valentine’s day?

A complete waste of time, unless there’s chocolate involved. Chocolate for him. Get him chocolate, please.

W : WEDDING. would your muse get married? why / why not?

Mmm. I mean. He’s not going to not get married, if the opportunity arises, but it’s also, like... a lot of effort, everybody makes a big deal out of it, it costs a lot of money, and, like... if all his siblings get hitched, does his Mama really need him to, too? (If Hoosier gets to the point where he’s head-over-heels in love with someone, enough to want to spend his life with ‘em, yeah, he’ll get married. But he’s prefer a quiet ceremony, no muss or fuss, to a big white wedding.)

X : XOXO. does your muse use / like pet names?

Absolutely never... unless he’s in the mood. An arm tucked around his partner’s chest or waist, and a muttered “darlin’” against the side of their neck, is Hoosier-speak for ‘let’s get someplace private now, before I take my pants off right here.’

Y : YOURS. does your muse get protective easily?

In, like, the laziest way possible. He’s perfectly willing to sit back and watch the fireworks, glowering as some fool gets bolder and bolder with the person he cares about... but he’s not apathetic, he’s waiting. As soon as the bastard crosses a line, Hoosier’s on his feet and swinging. He doesn’t say anything; he just puts an end to the situation, with a few well-placed hits. Cross Hoosier Smith’s people at your own risk.

Z : ZZZ. how many people has your muse slept with?

... do you really want to know the answer to this question? It’s... a lot. Many people. An amount that should maybe concern him. He couldn’t count if he tried, but the number is probably in the double digits. (How? He literally never goes out! Hoosier’s got ways, okay. When he feels like having sex, he will find someone willing and eager. It’s never a challenge to convince them. The job gets done.) Don’t ask, cause he’ll just smirk and say nothing.

#hoosier was absolutely the kid who'd just vanish for hours and his family would be like 'wh?? where?? where did he go?? again??'#and after a while he'd just slither out from behind the couch or something #my sister was like that when she was little and legit she once tried to crawl into the fireplace #also!! one of the things i love about writing these is how i kinda codeswitch into the character's voice/speaking style a bit #like leckie has to say absolutely EVERYTHING for every answer #and then hoosier's just like 'yes. moving on.'#hoosier smith #headcanons

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Better Parent (pt. i)

Pairing: Steve Harrington x Henderson!Reader

Summary: Steve’s approached by the Henderson duo while at work, and can’t help but lose himself in Y/N’s essence. He’s also extremely offended by her notion of claiming she’s the better party parent than himself...do they realize they’re simply an old married couple in the works? Nope.

Type/Style: Imagine, female pronouns

Warning(s): Fluff~, Clumsy Steve heeds all warnings... Oh, and a bit of cursing! >.<

Word Count: 3k

a/n: This is my first published Imagine of Stranger Things! I hope you all enjoy! Please send requests! I’m excited to write for you all! <3

Part 1 (you are here) - Part 2 - Part 3

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Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!-- The obnoxious noise of Scoops Ahoy’s service bell sounded off; resulting in the employees’ groaning in irritation. At the moment, Steve was sitting in the small backroom, playing a game of cards with Robin. The said girl peeked out the somewhat cracked sliding shutters and gave a wicked grin in her brunette friend’s direction. Steve raised an eyebrow as he placed his cards face-down on the table (knowing fully that if given the chance, the sneaky co-worker would cheat).

“Why’re you looking at me like that?” He asked with a creeping suspicion. He stretched in his chair, not having the motivation to attend to the customer with the speedy service they were demanding. Robin rolled her eyes. “If you weren’t in here, squatting on your ass - and actually doing your job - you’d realize who our fine customer in waiting is.” At that, Harrington leaned over to see for himself who this ‘fine customer’ indeed was, and when his eyes found his target - Steve practically fell out of his seat. “Y-You--It’s--I’m--wha--,” He was cut off as Robin pulled him to his feet by his shoulders. “Listen, dingus. If you stay here blubbering about it, she’s gonna think you’re irresponsible and can’t hold a job. Can’t have that now, can we?” Steve glared at her for the obvious usage of sarcasm and tease. “Now go,” Robin prodded,” It’s your turn anyway. You owe me from yesterday - leaving me to deal with Ms. Free Samples for an hour.” When he opened his mouth to protest, she shook her head giving him one final shove towards the doorway,” Yeah, yeah, you look great...no one pulls that uniform off like you do,” he didn’t appreciate her banter.

With that, Steve managed to pull himself out of the backroom - his hands nervously tampering with his (ridiculous) outfit; making sure he looked somewhat presentable. Normally, Steve was an ace at socializing - flirting was his forte and there was no denying it. But ever since he graduated...it seemed his high school charm had faded...turning into this...awkward...babysitter of six, ice cream scooping, monster fighting (total badass if you asked Steve), clumsy persona. Not exactly his ideal image of grabbing himself a date.

It was like, his whole game had been thrown off - and he’d complained to the kids more than enough when they ridiculed him for still not having a girlfriend. “Hey! I used to be a chick magnet! -- I-I still am!” “Yeah, yeah - make fun of me! It’s ‘cause of this dumb hat! My hair! -- The hat’s a cockblocker!” Despite his weak attempts at excusing himself; the party always seemed skeptical. Ugh...

“Ahoy, losers! Would you guys like to set sail on this ocean of flavor with me? -- I’ll be your Captain...what’s up Hendersons?” He greeted in traditional Scoops Ahoy fashion. Dustin always thought it was stupid, but Steve did it nonetheless - as he learned it always earned a giggle from the older Henderson.

“Hey, Steve, we’re just here for our usuals. Dusty’s gonna go hang out with the rest of the crew after this.” His attention was pulled to the girl before him. Simple (y/h/c) hair, (y/e/c) eyes, and a (y/s/t) complexion. Yet, he’d never wanted to run his fingers through someone’s hair so much...and had never wanted to simply stare into someone’s eyes for so long...or touch someone’s perfect, smooth skin--

“Helllllooo? Steve? Earth to Harrington? Did you hear me?” The brunette was snapped from his daze and he winced at the call to attention. “Um, yeah, um, yeah...um..........w-what?” His face heated up as he moved to scratch his neck, his hands then clumsily trying to hold himself up against the counter in the coolest pose he could muster in his flustered state. Dustin groaned, rubbing his eyes as he’d have to re-explain himself, but Steve was only concerned with the beautiful melody of a laugh falling from Y/N’s lips.

“You’re such a dork, Harrington,” she snorted while shaking her head, a hand placed to Dustin’s shoulder. Steve could only offer her a sheepish grin.

“He said, the gang was going to Wheelers’ house after this - and Dusty was asking if you could help me take all the kids there,” she rolled her eyes,” They’re too lazy to ride their bikes back, so we’d have to split them up in our cars.” Dustin pursed his lips, hands crossed over his chest as if saying ‘duh. You’d know that if you’d listened the first time, dumbass’.

“Uh, y-yeah, yeah. S-sure. I’m-m, uh, not doing anything after my shift. So, I’ll take them, yeah.” Dustin couldn’t help but cringe at Steve’s attempt at casualty. Either way, it seemed his sister didn’t even notice.

“Sweet! Glad to have you on board, Captain Steve.” She mused.

“The pleasure’s mine, Missy.” He’d managed the sentence without a hiccup and he was silently thanking his lucky stars. The small smile on her lips had sent him into an overdrive of ecstasy.

“Well anyway - I’d hate to be...that person...but can you get the ice cream now, Steve? I told Lucas I’d be with them...like...seven minutes ago.” Dustin interrupted with a raised eyebrow.

Steve glanced back to the curly-haired kid and nodded while rolling his eyes. “I’m so sorry, good sir. Let me get your dessert ready, heaven forbid those dipshits to wait another second!” Dramatically, he pulled a hand to his head and fluttered his eyelids closed for emphasis. Y/N shook her head, laughing to herself as she pulled the money from her pocket in preparation.

Dustin only groaned in annoyance and made a face at the young man.

Within the next few minutes, Steve had both of their orders made - he didn’t need to be reminded of the order themselves, as both were known by heart. “A banana split, with extra hot fudge, whipped cream, one scoop chocolate, two scoops vanilla, no caramel or peanuts - and yes, the chocolate scoop is bigger than the vanilla,” he placed it down in front of the pair and he saw the surprise on Y/N’s face and he caught the narrow-eyed glance Dustin threw him, as he recited the order perfectly...almost. “Oh, what about the--,” “Side order of chocolate chips? To, y’know, sprinkle on yourself?” His hand came up to do the motion of ‘sprinkling’; then adding a crooked smile the order was complete.

“And a regular sundae for my man,” he slid the other half of the purchase over while Y/N was still trying to overcome her shock.

“How...did you remember all that?” She asked while quirking an eyebrow.

Since the conversation began, Steve had slowly gained some of his cool and confidence. At least he was able to keep his words from tumbling over one another like a race to the finish line...

He shrugged. “I figured I’d remember it since it’s so complicated. Besides, you come in here like...every day, every other day...if I didn’t remember it, I’d be stupid.” She only grinned.

“If you didn’t know it by now, I’d think you were stupid too. How long have we been friends, Harrington? Two...three years?” Y/N questioned while holding out the exact amount of money to pay for the said ice cream.

“Have fun, lovebirds - I’m gonna find the others,” Dustin grumbled, excusing himself from what he thought, was an awkward conversing between sibling and best friend/idol.

Steve and Y/N only blushed at the notion of lovebirds, looking away from one another in the process. “That’ll be five-forty-seven, right?” Y/N said, clearing her throat. “Normally, yeah. But this one’s on the house.” Steve replied with a soft smile.

“You sure?” Y/N questioned, money still hanging in the air, her words slow.

“Yup,” he popped the ‘p’ and gave a nod to reassure her.

“Since when was Steve Harrington so nice?” She asked while giving him a fake dubious glance. Moving to stand to the side of the counter, in case someone else came in to be served.

Steve lifted a hand to his chin, as if in thought, and then leaned his arms on the counter’s surface. “I dunno...since, maybe...he realized he needed to be?”

He knew he hadn’t always been the best...erm...person. Steve was well aware of how much of an ass he’d been in the day, and so for him to give her such an answer - it was probably more sincere than she was expecting. Which was why he felt the need to have been nicer sooner; as the small lift of her lips had his knees go weak.

He watched as Y/N placed the spoonful of custard in her mouth, the short silence between them not uncomfortable in the slightest. They spent plenty of time together - from chaperoning the children to hanging out one-on-one, and even fighting off Upside Down nightmares together... If anything, Steve shouldn’t have an issue with talking to her at all. Yet, he did...because...well...who wouldn’t be a hot mess in front of someone so heart-stoppingly gorgeous in every aspect?

“Hm. I think the children are making you soft, Stevie,” she concluded while chuckling. Now seating herself on the countertop, turning her body to face his. He had to swallow the heat rising up because she looked breathtaking... Like a queen sat on a throne. Steve being just a commoner; the privilege of seeing such royalty before him...of course he’d be speechless.

“W-What? Soft! I’m not soft! Those dipshits just need a good role model, you know?” Y/N raised an eyebrow at him; his defensive state only proving her point. ”Besides,” he added,” I have to be responsible and nice...with you as the other role model, one of us has to be a good influence.”

“Pfft, as if! You’re the one who has the issues, Mr. I take an hour to do my hair,” Y/N scoffed while shaking her head.

“Hey, hey, hey! Don’t bash me,” Steve replied while moving to wipe down the countertop. “You gotta make sure you look the part too, Y/N.”

He glanced at her for a few seconds and then noted,” And it’s an hour and a half. For your information, dork.” It only caused her to sputter a laugh, trying to hold still so her sundae wouldn’t fall.

The conversation carried on, finally losing the playful heat and turning to their usual ‘talk about everything and anything, we have nothing else to do while we wait for the children’. Steve always loved these moments...their conversations always made his day - because just talking to her about why her neighbors were the reason she didn’t sleep at night....was enough for Steve.

During that time, Robin made her appearance and for a good few minutes, she’d stolen Y/N’s attention completely. To which, Steve only pouted and had a silent conversation with Robin about, through eye-contact.

What’re you doing? What is there a problem? Yes! This is supposed to be me, trying to woe her! You’re doing a wonderful job! Oh, shove one up it - will you? I’m trying!

“Wait - Steve, you tried to get Jenny Calif? Like...plastic Jenny Calif?” Y/N snickered as Robin re-enacted last week’s shenanigans of Harrington trying to score a date. He only flushed red.

“I...mean...it didn’t look like that.” He defended meekly. Gesturing to Robin standing a few feet away while trying to hold her imitation of him.

“So what? - Jenny Plastic Calif? I knew you were...like...desperate...but...I didn’t think you were...King Steve level desperate.” Y/N scoffed, a tease to her haunting words. Steve was taken back, they both promised to never bring up his...asshole phase...

He didn’t recognize her slightly insulting words for jealousy though, more so as disbelief and shock. Robin saw this though and tried to act on it.

“I know, right? This dingus was all like ‘Oh Jenny, haven’t seen you in a while...lookin’ good,’ and I was sitting in the back trying to drown out my agony.” Robin watched Y/N curiously and could make out the slender twitch of her lips. It seemed she was just as annoyed as anyone should be...when their (practical) boyfriend was making moves on another woman.

“Tsk,” Y/N sounded while pushing her empty dish to the side. The spoon still hanging out of her mouth, she moved over, booping Harrington’s nose. “You know better than that, Steves...you shouldn’t try and...cross species.”

Steve couldn't help the quirk of a smile. “Why’re you being so...ruthless...Y/N?” He whined while frowning. She shrugged. “Desperation is only cured by reality and truth.” Harrington groaned and gave her a gentle shove.

The duo continued their shift, accompanied by Y/N to entertain them through the process of work and waiting around. Steve was glad she was there to keep them company...if he were alone with Robin...Good Lord, all she’d do was drill it into him how oblivious he is, and how bad he is at getting your attention... By the time calling it quits rolled around, Robin was already on her way out.

“See ya tomorrow, dingus! Bye Y/N/N!” She called while waving. Leaving out the back door.

Y/N turned to Steve and he was just finishing closing the lids of ice cream, leaving every set up for whoever was to work the next shift. “What?” He urged, catching her stare. She only walked to the cash register and patted the free space beside it.

“No tip jar?” Steve only shrugged and pulled his hat off, running his fingers through his hair.

“I guess we didn’t think about it. Could get one starting week, I suppose.” He figured he could draw in some customers with luck...I mean, his good looks...right? Though some luck he had...it was like Steve The Hair Harrington fell off the face of the earth...

Y/N nodded and then said,” I’d leave a tip every time - just for your sorry ass.” Steve rolled his eyes as she continued,” I mean...Scoops’ gonna need more than a few bucks to hire a better sailor boy than you, right?”

“O-uch,” Steve retorted while holding his chest in ‘pain’. “You’re so mean...God, no wonder Dustin wishes I was his brother...Maybe he’s saving up for a new sibling.”

“Pfft, shut up, Harrington. Try all you want - the kids love me more, despite what you tell yourself before your bedtime.” Y/N explained while jutting a hip out. To which, Steve bumped purposefully as he walked from behind the counter. Only drawing that, oh-so-sweet grin from her...God, he was addicted to it.

“Yeah, right. That’s why they come to me when they need something,” he pointed out while the pair began walking towards the food court - where the kids said they’d meet them after Steve’s shift ended.

Standing so close to Y/N, Steve found his heart racing faster than what was good for him. Yet, her presence washed a calming sense...ironic really. He wasn’t sure if he wanted to be six miles away from her...or six inches away. Either way, he wouldn’t be happy...

“They come to you because you give them everything they ask for,” Y/N laughed while expressing herself with a twirling hand-gesture.

“You’re just jealous.” He decided.

“And you’re just a gullible, delusional dork who gives our children whatever they want.” Y/N countered.

The only thing that Steve processed though was our children. Was this a sign? Did she mean that she wanted kids with him? With having a child that meant having a relationship with him...right? Like he’d be their father, and Y/N would have to be their mother...to make them...their children...well, he supposed they could always adopt--

“Steve? Helloooo? Goddamnit, he’s doing that thing again!” Dustin groaned. Steve hadn’t even realized they’d made it to where the party was and everyone was staring at him; as he stared at Y/N.

“Y/N/N what did you do to him?” Dusty accused while pointing a finger at her.

“Me? This idiot just stopped responding!” Y/N told while throwing her hands in Harrington’s direction.

“He’s probably just upset I’m the better parent.”

“Here they go again,” Steve caught the teasing mutter from Lucas to Mike and the exchange of a head nod between the gang.

He felt flustered and finally found his voice again. “You!? Wait - what? Since when! I drive them everywhere, I get them free ice cream, free-range in walking around backstage of the mall--,” He ranted off all the things he did and had ever done, for them and it only had Y/N smirking the kids laughing.

“See? What’d I say, guys? Gull-i-ble.” she articulated, speaking slowly as if to a child as she poked Steve’s chest.

“Yeah...Y/N’s right, Steve. You’re just easier to convince.” Max noted with a snort, she could see it a mile away...the way they argued like a married couple...

“I mean...you’re kinda soft for a guy who was once King of High School,” Lucas chipped in while shrugging.

“I think you’re just stup--,” Dustin was cut off as Steve grabbed his shoulders, pushing the curly-haired Henderson to the nearest exit.

“Alright, dickheads. If you don’t wanna ride your damn bikes home - shut your mouths and get going.” He grumbled.

“Moody, sarcastic shit,” Y/N whispered to El and Max who only nodded hiding their amusement with their hands. The three girls walked behind the comical duo - Dustin struggling to get Steve’s hands off him, and Steve struggling to keep Dustin moving forward.

“I can’t tell which is worse,” Mike started while walking with Lucas and Will.

“What? The way Dustin doesn’t seem to realize Steve trying to get with his sister?” Will asked while shaking his head.

“Or how Harrington and Henderson can’t seem to realize they like each other?” Lucas added in a slow tone.

“Like I said,” Mike snickered,” I can’t tell which is worse.”

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How does part two sound? I think so! >.<

#steve harrington x reader #steve harrington imagine #steve harrington x henderson reader #stranger things imagine

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