#as if it was normal

[cyncerity]

more fanart for my own aus!!

This is for the Bet on the Crown au, where i posted a story a while ago with Ranboo nomming Tubbo, and, cause I love glowy noms, I felt the need to draw Tommy nomming him next hskslsjsh

This is not nearly as normal for Tommy as it is for Ranboo and Tubbo, but Tubbo wanted to see what it was like with Tommy instead of his husband, and Tom is in their country so Tubbo basically gaslit him into thinking it was part of his culture and he’d take personal offense if Tommy didn’t eat him.

It’s definitely not, as i explained here faes get eaten and killed a lot for their magic so it’s usually really really bad, and Ranboo explains that to Tommy soon after the fact, but both princes find it pretty funny how uncomfortable Tommy is

Meanwhile Tom is not having a good time

As much as I love glowy noms, I’m not great at drawing them, so have some alternates and an explination of some random shit under the cut

Ok so as I was re-reading this story (which is the aforementioned glowy nom story with Ranboo and Tubbo), I made a lot of mention of Tommy seeing Tubbo’s silhouette from in Ranboo’s storage pouch, but as I have learned recently that’s not how stomachs work (aka I saw a video where someone swallowed a flashlight and that’s my only reference for drawing this stuff)

the other problem is that in that video there obviously wasn’t a white or yellow light brightly glowing; it was a red/orange hue that was very muffled cause humans obviously have layers of skin and organs.

So basically, because I’m mentally i’ll and have to have everything make sense, what that means for Ranboo is that he and Endermen as a whole in this au have very thin skin that’s combined with their muscles, making them very vulnerable, making their teleportation, teeth, and claws, their only form of protection. Thai is why they as a species picked up magic in the form of spells and potion making. But anyway, this is why Tommy can see an outline of Tubbo through Ranboo but there’s no silhouette when Tommy noms him, and also why Tubbo’s green glow can shine through his skin: it’s like holding a flashlight to a slightly thicker than average plastic bag.

Anyway since Tommy is human and has normal human organs, muscles, and skin, Tubbo should not be making the green glow in the picture above. However, i can’t think of an excuse for this one, so i said fuck it.

If we’re going with actual human anatomy, Tommy’s stomach should glow red-ish, but also depending on how close Tubbo is to the front of his stomach or may also have a green hue if he’s pressed up far enough?? idk i’m absolutely bullshitting here so here’s some alternatives that i based around logic

ok last thing i promise but also in the story i mentioned that Ranboo could nom Tubbo cause he had a storage pouch, which Tommy obviously doesn’t have, so for my own sanity’s sake assume that Ranboo makes

#i’m literally insane #also this drawing has been mostly done for months i just couldn’t get the glowy shit down but i’ve given up #also also #Ranboo’s explination to Tom that this is not normal for faes and Tubbo is just weird is actually a really important conversation #Tommy was always raised with humans #and humans have no idea how bad magic folk have it #Tommy had no idea fae were poached for their magic until Ranboo told him #and even then Ranboo said it so casually #as if it was normal #which for him and Tubbo it kind of is #even Ranboo constantly faces harassment and exclusion from other people because of his species ‘being scary’ #it’s just something they have to live with #this is a big stepping stone for Tommy making L’manberg a magic safe and inclusive place #even if his citizens might be against it at first #cyncerity #mcyt g/t #mcyt gt #bet on the crown au #tw vore #giant!tommy #giant!ranboo #tiny!tubbo #dsmp g/t #g/t vore #soft vore #safe vore #dsmp vore #must make BotC Ranboo as gnc as possibly everytime i draw them btw #this is very important to me

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

#text post #sex work is normal its not dirty or criminal why are we still freaking tf out ove this

[nosongunsung11]

collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

#pallas post its #not sure how to tag this one ngl #zolu #this is about zolu #but also my ocs and me from real life #5927 #also. #web weaving #normal dynamics

[brain--rott]

"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

#ethan speaks #get therapy #living like this isnt normal and not everyone experiences this #bpd #paranoia #ocd #ptsd #dissosiation

[wetchickenbreast]

life tip: you can listen to a song on loop

#having a normal one today #chicken scratch

[dilsdoes]

youve heard of do it scared now get ready for: do it weird. is it normal to go to the movies alone? who cares. do it weird.

credit to @hellodaekko for this art and their own post also making this same point which is here

#dils declares #'normalize this' 'normalize that' i dont give a shit if its normal to be a genderpunk genderfucked dyke #im gonna do it weird.

[innerenigma]

•Normalize Fanart for Fanfics Again You Fools•

It's not cringe anymore (it SHOULDN'T be cringe anymore), just do it. You're doing something you enjoy, who cares what anybody else says! So spread the words my fellow internet brethren.

Spread the Word :)

#fanfic #fanfiction #fanart #normalizefanartforfanfics #normalize fanart for fanfics #wattpad #archive of our own #ao3 #fanfiction.net #quotev #crossover #crossovers #fandom #fandoms #readerinsert #reader insert #xreader #x reader #oc #oc's #au #alternate universe #podfic #pod fic #fic rec #fanart for fanfic #fanartforfanfic #fanart for others #fan fiction #fan fic writing

[magnetostits]

the barbenheimer experience i had was so funny i saw oppenheimer first and in a quiet scene we could literally hear ken singing in the theater next to us and then during barbie it when was quiet we could hear a fucking explosion coming from the oppenheimer screening

#literally everyone in the theater started laughing both times #barbenheimer #oppenheimer #barbie #ken #greta gerwig #christopher nolan #cillian murphy #margot robbie #rhis was the only time i was glad my local theater is a shithole #normally it’s so annoying hearing the show next to you #but this time it was hilarious

[transurgender]

OB-FUCKING-SESSED WITH THE WAY THEY DID THIS SCENE . WISH I COULD SAY I EDITED THIS

#benjitalk #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi anime #delicious in dungeon anime #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #laios thorden #marcille donato #marcille dungeon meshi #also thank god they were normal about marcille when she was up in those vines.

[starbuck]

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

#i don’t know how to explain this to normal people 😭😭 #for the record my coworkers didn’t directly question me on this #but i think i have vastly overestimated the amount of the population who is aware of like. Films. #NOT claiming that i have seen a lot - but i’ve mentioned three *REALLY* well-known films in the past four days #and got blank stares each time #the one of them was a REALLY good reference too… someday my top-notch association skills will be recognized #my first act as Mansion Acquaintance of the [redacted] Director will be to force everyone to watch a 40s romcom i didn’t even like #i’m getting off the point #the POINT is that It’s About The Catharsis

[musashi]

not everyone is either butch or femme actually. That's a false dykeotomy.

EDIT:

#wordy wendy #wendys best #anyways i love women #love cis women just as much as normal women even

[widebruh]

#I am normal and can be trusted with she/he/they pussy #196 #r/196 #rule #apartmentofawesome #:3

[morganpdf]

does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

#morgan.pdf #saying it now. i stole that image off google. i do not fill soap bottles that messy #dw im normal i make sure it all gets in the hole<3 #banger.pdf #gets the tag now bc fuck it. good post op

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

#oh the experience of being 13 years old and seeing all my friends talking about wanting to have sex and obsessing over it #and being like 'we are all literally WAY too young to be having sex what the actual fuck are you talking about #why are you even considering it when we have much more important things to worry about. like how much middle school sucks' #you know what though. i still stand by this. that was an entirely reasonable thought to have and i WAS being normal about it #anyway #mine #asexuality

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[mrtequilasunset]

Listen man, you guys can't be like "you guys need to be normal about asexuality" and then turn around and get weirdly judgemental when you find out someone doesn't have sex by choice. Like that's weird that some of you do that.

#like I love sex im glad we're hyping it up #but also genuinely some of you have got to learn how to be normal around people who dont want to have sex #even if you're not talking about asexuality when you say stuff like that you're still being a weirdass #im not ace myself but i keep seeing posts that come across like they're taking it personally that other people don't want to have sex #it sounds like theyre trying to prove something to someone