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picturesofponies · 9 months
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Your Trans girl Cheese Sandwich has done something wonderful and permanent to my brain. Could i possibly request her and pinkie pie together?
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just 2 curly girlies! -- mod charm
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jermaeda · 3 months
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Lol typical Friday night with the gang, love these guys. xx
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scoobhead · 4 months
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PLEASE tell me some of your favorite sandwiches...i work at a diner and i get one free sandwich per day and i almost always get the exact same thing. gimme something that will deeply bamboozle the kitchen staff
thank you for this ask. i am so sorry for the sandwich tangent that it inspired. this post is in fact so long that i have to put it under a read more tag so it doesn't reach Do You Love The Color Of The Sky notoriety. also this has been written as, like, a general cooking guide instead of Things You Can Order At A Diner, but otherwise feel free to show this post to your kitchen staff and watch their minds crumble
to build a great sandwich - a truly Fucked Up Sandwich - you must first understand that a sandwich is, at its core, just some bread with stuff on it. as a disclaimer, i don't mean to diss the classics. they're around for a reason. i just know that PERSONALLY i am a little bit sick of the same second grade lunchbox sandwich, and PERSONALLY i prefer to push the boundaries of simple food preparation into the realm of the eldritch and unknown.
the sandwiches i make are different every time. you may have heard the old adage "cooking is an art." that is partially true, sometimes, kind of. cooking, for me, is more like a four year old getting access to paint for the first time and losing their whole goddamn mind about it. i want you to let go of every rule you think there is. make things up. go crazy.
the bread of the sandwich matters only insofar as it can support its fillings. i tend to use plain ol whole wheat, but honestly, you can use whatever you'd like. my big piece of advice here is to think about the structural integrity of your design. much like a bread engineer, because that's what you are. if your fillings are wet or gelatinous (hold on, we're getting there) you NEED a crustier bread. sara lee won't cut it. some people like fancy bread with herbs and shit. i see the bread more as a canvas than as part of the painting, but like, there are no rules. go ham.
speaking of ham. this is the section where you expect me to disavow lunch meats. i shan't. pre-sliced meat is a brilliant (and cheap!) way to provide the basis of flavor for your sandwich AND to make sure you get enough protein. if you're vegan or vegetarian, you'll have to skip this step, but that's okay because it's not an integral part of the process. that being said, i think it lays a solid foundation for the whole sandwich's raison d'etre.
pairing with a good cheese is a classic for a reason. i stay away from american - it melts beautifully, which makes it great for grilled cheese, but it also has an artificial quality to it that i don't really vibe with. swiss, provolone, and cheddar are staples, but honest to god, any cheese can be made to work if you build around it. (side note: the best grilled cheese uses american, pepper jack, colby, and a tomato. season the OUTSIDE of the bread with butter, red pepper flakes, garlic, and a dash of oregano. fry up an egg and put it on top and oh baby. ham optional if you want some extra protein.)
ok. you have your basics. now i need you to take a look around your kitchen and GO WILD.
one of my Go To Combinations is turkey, swiss, and a fruit jam (i like apricot). it is EXTREMELY good and easy to make, and the jam gives it just the right touch of sweetness to complement to mellow flavor of the turkey. if you're like, "oh, wow, you put JAM? on a SANDWICH??? ARE YOU OK????" you need to stop reading right now. the shaggy-like combinations that i concoct may be too strong for you, traveler.
if you like sweet foods and want to lean into that, keep exploring Fruit Road. jams and preserves work wonders. fruit butters are also nice for a more savory touch, but can get expensive and/or seasonal. you can also go for Fruits themselves: thinly sliced apple + ham + brie (or swiss, if you can't swing a more expensive cheese) is a godsend. most fruits belong on a sandwich tbh. grapes, tangerines, bananas, pineapple: it's all about the right context.
if you want to go Even Further Beyond, Fruit Road takes you right down to Sweets Avenue. honey works on most sandwiches, and - hear me out - will cut the tangy, eggy flavor of mayonnaise. it's easy for honey to overpower, though, so i'd say to go for a little before tasting and reassessing. plain or vanilla yogurt also complements fruit really well without being overpowering. if you REALLY want to go sweet, i like marshmallow fluff + bananas + peanut butter for protein. i've yet to find good vegan alternates to these, unfortunately - agave nectar would work in place of honey, but play around and see what you can come up with.
if you want to go savory, then Aromatics Boulevard will make sure you get substance and flavor. basil is an underrated addition to sandwiches, as are green onions, garlic (jarlic works great for this, don't @ me), and cabinet spices. you might need to try a little to get the proportions right, but chicken + mozzarella + plain yogurt + curry powder is frankly a godsend. i also lovelovelove a good sauce; nando's perinaise is usually region-specific, but it's creamy and tangy and goes with everything and i'm obsessed with it. get creative with what you have!
ok. this is my secret ingredient. come here. lao gan ma is chili oil, but with chili crisps in it. it is the single best ingredient in my kitchen. it's not expensive, a jar of it lasts forever, and you can find it at almost every asian grocery store. it is the perfect kick of spice to add to a sandwich. plenty of heat but not overpowering, and with a mostly savory finish. god it's so good. i scoop it with a knife to avoid most of the oil and spread just the crisp over the sandwich. crunchy, spicy, savory. mamma mia.
those are the BASICS of what i can give you. if you've read this far and you actually make a Fucked Up Sandwich PLEASE tag me in it, because odds are i'll try it. be bold. make a potato salad + tangerine + tahini monstrosity. (i haven't tried that but maybe it's good???) anything is a sandwich if you're brave enough. if you're still looking for inspiration, i get a lot of ideas from traditional tea sandwiches, which are usually ~3 ingredients and can get absolutely hogwild.
if you want more specific recipes or combinations then reach out and i can send you a list, but i hope that this gave you the tools and confidence to go forth and wreak havoc. have fun stay safe eat sandwiches!
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listenupcupcakes · 2 months
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can i come to the wedding?
OF COURSE PRIVATE! THE WHOLE UNIT IS INVITED!
I wonder if medic could bake some pastries!
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ask-sunnyfunny · 3 months
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Just made a new sandwich! Anyone wanna try some? ☺️☺️☺️☺️😋😋😋😋😋😋😄😄😄
Update: My dad just ate some of the sandwich and he ran to the bathroom. I think he was sick??? What did he eat before the sandwich??? I don't know if the sandwich coulda made him sick??? 😰😰😰😥😥😥😥😖😖😖😣😣😣 Xx
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jalphaskz · 4 months
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Ask Jack and Ralph (jalph)
Jack and Ralph ask blog. Any time frame (including the Sandwich, IL timeline). 3 admins go say hi: @autismguy54, @fourfunnyz, @reddeadisnotalive
Asks are CLOSED for now…
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anoras-pokeshelter · 3 months
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A Paldean friend of mine messaged me saying that over the course of a picnic, one of their Pokémon laid 21 eggs.
I need to know what kind of sandwich they made to do that.
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unlocktheaskblog · 6 months
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What are your thoughts on Jeff Bridges? Since you like bridges.
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Ask #34: Sweet Prince Jeff
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cornerofhell · 5 months
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What are your mane six ships for your unvierse?
Awe thank you!
Okay, here are the Casualverse Mane Six parents!
Twilight Sparkle x Applejack
Rarity x Tempest Shadow
Fluttershy x Discord
Rainbow Dash x Pinkie Pie x Cheese Sandwich!
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askranksandfamily · 7 months
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Do you know who the rest of AJ and RD's friends are dating?
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picturesofponies · 2 months
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hope this encapsulates you and your femme perfectly <3 -mod peach
edit : fixed the format! apologies :)
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mylittlefusions · 1 year
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I'd love to see Mars or Daydream draw a fusion of Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie! Pink and orange look so pretty together, like fuzzy peach candies! I think they'd have an extra pair of legs, great for dancin'!
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Time for a Polka Party!!
Thanks for the request!! <3
☁️ Mod Daydream
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What does a woman have to do to get some good honest questions around here? ✝️🎵✝️😔🙏🏾💕
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listenupcupcakes · 27 days
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Little Solly :)
THAT CAT IS ADORABLE.
GOD BLESS THIS CAT
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undeniablyremi · 1 year
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Would you rather have bacon
Unlimited bacon
But no games
Or games
Unlimited games
But no games?
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