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rougepancake · 10 months

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Duvet

Experiencing the “there’s only one bed” trope with them

Ft. Muhammad Avdol, J.P. Polnareff, Jotaro Kujo, Noriaki Kakyoin, & Joseph Joestar

Warnings: Just fluff. I don’t have it in my heart to make this smutty 😭 Not proofread

MUHAMMAD AVDOL

He knows good and well that Joseph is the whore behind all of this 😭

As soon as he gets to the room and realizes that you’re all set up he wants nothing more than to pass away and die

Like you walk out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around your body and he’s like FUCK

The funny part is he got shitfaced like two weeks prior to this and accidentally told Joseph that he would smash you if given the opportunity

So there you are. Standing in front of each other in total awkward silence as you both figure out what to do

“Would you like the bed for tonight?” He asks slowly, shifting uncomfortably as he stand before you. To his surprise, you only shrug in response.

“Nah. I’ll take the floor.” You turned your back to him and pulled a robe over your body, dropping the towel underneath it before looking back at him. “Plus don’t you have back problems or something??”

He stopped. How did you remember that? He had told you that when he first met you, as a way to make conversation, not in any serious connotation.

“R-Right…” He cleared his throat and looks down at you, giving you a stern look before speaking once again. “But it’s not good for you to sleep on the floor.”

“So what? You wanna share the bed then?”

“I don’t see why not.”

“What-“

“What?!”

He instantly regretted saying that I kid you not

Like he’s freaking out BIG TIME and is praying he just spontaneously dies in his sleep tonight

What if he does something in his sleep??? What is he sleep talks and accidentally confesses????

Yeah my guy is having an internal panic attack

Once you guys get around to getting to bed, he stays strictly on the edge of the bed, his back facing you. He wants to give you as much space as possible

But the mf wakes up holding you in his arms

Almost fucking dies because you’re still asleep and he almost shouted

The sight warms his heart though, so he allows himself to stay this way until you wake up

Then neither of you speak of it again

But you both kick Joseph’s ass afterwards

JEAN PIERRE POLNAREFF

WHORE

He did this himself and failed at it so bad you guys

He was like “oh no I suppose we’ve got no other choice but to sleep in the same bed together”

You told him to sleep on the floor

Was genuinely offended but let you win because he thinks you’re hot

“Oh my, look at this situation we’ve gotten ourselves into.” He teased, smirking as he watched you set your stuff on the hotel bed.

“You mean you.”

“Pardon?”

You turned around and glared at him, rolling your eyes at his ignorance. “I know you set this up. Now suffer and sleep on the floor.” You pointed to a nearby corner, smirking as you teased him.

“You’re cruel.”

“Thanks.”

Is a big baby about it and eventually guilt trips you into letting him up onto the bed

Cries with relief when you cave

He snores so loudly that it makes you regret everything

Also cuddles in his sleep and you have to keep pushing him away but he’s like a fucking brick 😭

Rolls over at one point and nearly crushes you but plays it off in the morning

He’s batting his eyelashes and shit when he wakes up as if he slept like a cute little baby

You beat his ass LOL

Never heard the end of it from Joseph

JOTARO KUJO

Kakyoin set him up and he knew it as soon as he walked into the room

You had just gotten settled when you saw him walk in there

And holy shit was he pissed

Or he looked that way

He was projecting his embarrassment poorly

Naturally, there was one bathroom and one bed (which he hated)

He does not like the idea of forced proximity but deals with it because he’s got no other choice

So the question comes up of “do we share the bed or do we both sleep on the floor?” Cause lord knows you’re both too stubborn to let the other sleep on the floor alone

“What’s the plan for tonight?” He crossed his arms and leaned against the wall, his hat covering his eyes as he stood, which made it difficult for you to get a read on how he was feeling.

But his ears were red.

“I was just going to take the floor.” You shrugged, grabbing a towel before you walked over to the bathroom. “I don’t mind.” You closed the door behind you and he couldn’t help but blush at the thought of you just being so comfortable with this.

“You’re not taking the floor. I will.” He tells you through the door, and you scoff in response.

“You’re not taking the floor either then.” You grumble and turn on the water.

He pauses and has this brief moment of ‘so what now’ but once he gets what you’re insinuating he feels his heart fall to his stomach. What if he snores? Or crushes you?? Oh he’s so gonna kick Kakyoin’s ass if he makes it out of this alive.

Stays as far away from you as possible when it comes time to sleep. He’s got a good poker face but GOD DAMN his heart is about to explode

The two of you talk a little until you fall asleep mid conversation, which he finds annoying but doesn’t mind that much bc he’s a cutie

You wind up spooning him in your sleep and MY GOD he loves it

Dude would spend the rest of his life in your arms if he had the option

He sleeps like a rock though, so once he’s out, he’s out

But you wake up to Star Platinum poking your cheek and Jotaro asleep in your arms, which is such a beautiful sight 😩

Makes you wish you had a camera, but you just sit there and enjoy the moment

When he wakes up he makes you swear not to tell anyone about what happened

Secretly hopes that Kak has the balls to do this again

NORIAKI KAKYOIN

He gets to the room first and sets his stuff down on the bed, when you walk in after him he swears he’s going to have a stroke

It’s not that he minds or anything but what the hell???

All things considered, he plays it off pretty well. He’s smooth in the way he handles it and even offers to take the floor if you want him to

All the alarms in his head are blaring but he’s fine dw

The original smooth operator

Refuses to even let you suggest sleeping in the floor or anywhere else- you’re already here so why not just stay?

“So how are we going to do this?” He asks as he sits down on the edge of the bed, a soft smirk on his lips.

“I was going to j-“

“No.”

“Excuse me?” You paused and looked at him, seemingly offended by how he interrupted you.

“Surely it’s not good for your back.” He shrugged it off and patted the spot beside him. “Why don’t we just share the bed instead? That way no one has to sleep on the floor.”

“…fine.”

If you have any form of routine before bed, expect him to join you or help you out

This is his chance and my man is NOT throwing it away

Would do your hair if you asked him to

Probably reads before bed, so don’t be surprised if his side of the room is still lit up after you go to sleep

Subconsciously gives you head pats while you sleep next to him; catches himself and wants to die

At some point he finally decides to stop reading and grow a pair, rolling over onto his side and gently wrapping his arms around your waist

He loves the closeness, and loves being able to bury his head in the crook of your neck

It almost doesn’t feel real to him, but he’s happy that it is

When you wake up he teases you about how you slept like- “you snore” or “I thought you were gonna kick me off the bed”

Unlike the others, he’ll bring it up from time to time just to mess with you

JOSEPH JOESTAR

WHORE (pt. 2)

He set it up himself thinking he was about to be smooth and it went horribly wrong

Like as soon as you see him walk into the room you’re like “fuck”

But not in a ‘omg he’s so hot I can’t even’ type of way it’s more like ‘oh god no it’s Joseph’

“Oh my god!! There’s only one bed!!” He pretended to be shocked, his hands coming up to his face as he feigned surprise. “What’ll we do?!?”

“I’ll sleep on the floor.” With the way you said it, it was clear that you weren’t going to accept any other answer.

“Wha- are you sure? It’s not good for your back, or your anything for that matter.” He did his best to argue, but you shot him a glare and began setting up on the floor.

“Yep. I’m pretty sure.”

He’s never felt so defeated in his entire life

Like ever

Bro wishes he was as smooth as Kakyoin 🤭

Keeps hinting at it periodically, but gives up when you stop responding to him

Eventually, you fall asleep on the floor, your face buried into the pillow that you had taken off the bed

He decides to pull a funny and pick you up while you rest, setting you on the bed and covering you up before taking your spot on the floor

When you wake up you have a slight change of heart, but he’s still a whore so you’re not having any of it

Brings it up from time to time and his bullied by Polnareff and Avdol for failing so hard

They won’t ever let him forget

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igot-sarang-ggg · 5 months

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Recovery (Avdol x f!Reader) SMUT

Masterlist

WARNINGS: Minors and ageless blogs dni. Sexually explicit content under cut.

( A/n I haven't written SMUT in So long So I'm a bit rusty. But anyways I hope you enjoy)

Small summary: after getting injured during the battle with Hol-Horse and Hanged Man you and Avdol go into hiding in an island until you've both recoverd. But a few nights before at one of the hotels you were staying at things got a little heated between you two and it would be gone further if someone didn't interrupt.

Small mentions: Avdol x f!reader, Avdol being a bit shy, SMUT, 18+, body worship, reader is a stand user but it’s not used

"So how long do we need to stay on this island?" I asked Avdol as he gathered some eggs from his chicken, "Just a few days until Mr. Joestar comes to pick us up. Until then, we both need to recover from our injuries." I got hurt along side Avdol while fighting Hol horse and Hanged Man. "How long was I passed out for?" He placed the basket down. "About a day or two. The Speed Wagon foundation should be dropping by with some more medication for us." He sighed, "In the meantime would you mind helping me make breakfast." I stood up from my spot, "Sure."

We headed back inside and started cooking the eggs. "Have you been able to explore the island yet?" I asked Avdol. he was cutting a banana into small pieces for us both, "I did yesterday with some members of the Speed Wagon. There nothing suspicious here as of yet." I grunted taking in the information he gave me. "So... What do we do now?" I took a bit from the fruit he did the same, "We wait until Mr. Joestar and the others come to get us." The rest of the day Avdol and I cleaned and watched how some of the chickens fought for their food.

Night had finally fallen. We both went inside, I didn't realize it until now but, "Why is there only one bed?"

"Y/n this is a small house, two beds wouldn't fit in here." Avdol sat down on the bed, I stared at the bed still thinking if its a good idea for us to be laying in the same bed. "I can assure you I won't bite... If you want I could sleep on the small couch." He points towards the couch behind me. "I-its fine, I just zoned out for moment." I walked over to the other side of the bed, "Plus, you're a big guy. I don't want you sleeping on that small thing." Laying down in bed I looked up at the ceiling, my eyes slowly shutting.

It was now dark out the only thing that was lighting up the room a dim candle light that was slowly fading and the moonlight entering the room. Looking beside me there was an empty spot, "Where's Avdol?" I asked myself. I slowly got out of bed feeling groggy and walked towards the living room, the front door was opened. I was now wide awake and draw out my stand. As I was about to walk out I saw Avdol sitting at the entrance. "Are you trying to give me a heat attack?"

"My Apologize Y/n." I placed my hand on his shoulder and sat down next to him looking up at the stars, "It's fine.... Couldn't sleep?" I asked him, "No I couldn't. Something was keeping me up."

"Was I snoring?! I'm so sorry I didn't mean to keep you u-" Avdol chuckled slightly at me panicking. "No I uh ... It's just been awhile since you and I were alone." I felt my cheeks burning at the thought of that night we spent together; the way Avdol kissed me gently, the soft whimpers escape my lips as he kissed my neck and things were getting heated until Polnareff walked in and almost caught us. Since that night We agreed not to talk about it again.

"Were you thinking about that night?" He looked at me, under the moonlight I can tell he was a bit flustered, "I was... I wanted to see more of you... Hear more from you... Please you." With each word he leaned in placing a kiss on my lips once, twice, and I then pulled him closer to me closing what little gap we had between us.

In a swift movement I was now on top of Avdol, we pulled away catching our breath. "Let's go inside it'll be more comfortable in the bed." I got off of him and lead him to the bed. he sat down and I got on top of him wrapping my arms around his neck he tensed up under my touch. "Are you sure you wanna do this Y/n your don't h-" I kissed his cheek and whispered in his ear. "I've been wanting to do this again since that night at the hotel."

A few candles relit around the room, I caught a quick glimpse of magicians red. He placed both hands on my hip pushing me down onto his bugle a muffled gasped escaped my lips, he was already hard... Avdol let out a pleasurable sigh as I started teasing him by slightly bouncing on his clothed bugle. "Y-y/n~"

He pulled me closer to him kissing and nibbling at my neck, his hand now making their way inside my shirt. His hands trailed up and down my body, giving me shivers. Avdol lifted up my shirt now kissing my chest and playing with my nipples one hand squeezing and burying his face between my breasts, leaving excited kisses, "Avdol~" He'd slowly lied me down upon bed gently stripping his and mine cloth off. His member slipping out, "You're so big" I took his member in my hand passing a teasing stroke on it. He started moving his hips a bit, "Please don't tease, my love." He moaned closing his eyes. He grabbed his member aligning himself at my entrance. "Are you ready?" He asked, "Yes." I nodded. I could feel his tip slowly entering me, "Ah~"

"Are you okay~" Avdols thrust were slow, "Y-yeah~" Even though he was starting at a slow pace I couldn't help whimper with each movment. After some time I was able to adjust to his size.

Wet squishing sounds fill the bedroom along with my soft gasps. "Avdol i-..." I couldn't speak. The amount of pleasure he was giving me had me choking on my words. "Y-you're getting tighter... A-are you close?" I nodded, words failing to come out. He started slowing down, "N-no don't s-stop." He looked at me a bit shocked, "But I'm gonna overstimulate you. It might hurt you." Through the flickering candle light I could see the concern in his eyes. I pulled him in and kissed him, "I-its fine Keep going until you cum." He nodded grabbing my legs and throwing them over his shoulder closing the gap between us the best he could and thrusting faster. "Fuck~" That was the first time I've ever heard him curse. I'd already reached my high, Abdul was now chasing his.

His thrust were getting sloppy, he removed my legs from his shoulder and kissed me muffling his moan as he came. He started slowing down and pulling out, "Fuck~" He was breathing heavily looking down at me. He leaned in kissing my forehead "Can you move?" I was too tired to move. "I'll be right back." He grabbed a rag and cleaned me and himself off. After he was done he laid down in bed with me wrapping his arms around me and pulled me closer to him, "Avdol, I love you." He chuckled caressing my head, "I love you too."

The next morning Avdol was on a call with Mr. Joestar while I was making breakfast. "I see... I'll tell Y/n about the plan then." He hung up, "What happened?" I asked him, he walked up behind me wrapping his arms around my waist and placing his head on top of mine. "Mr. Joestar will be coming soon to get us..." I could tell there was more to that "And?"

" And he wants us to play a prank on kakyoin and polnareff. He wants us to pretend to be my parents. " I stopped chopping the onions setting the knife aside and faced him his hands still on my waist, "I'm sorry but I refuse."

"It wouldn't hurt, would it y/n?" I sighed, "Avdol did you forget that polnareff is a literal walking stand magnet. Remember I can see two different possibilities in the furture. One is that he'll run, a stand gets him and two that he actually stays still for once. I have a feeling his gonna run away and some stand users gonna get him."

"We'll just have to see," he kissed my forehead, " if you'd like you could stay inside while we're playing the prank on them."

"You really want to play the prank on them don't you Avdol?" He nodded. I chuckled turning back around to continue cooking, "I'll stay inside then."

Avdol pulled me closer to him kissing my cheek. "Can you help me look older before they come... They'll be here later on today."

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junosartsthetic · 2 years

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Pool Time

SDC reacting to you in a bikini. Chaos ensues. Contains suggestive/mild sexual content, especially in Joseph’s part. Oops. Written for female readers.

It wasn’t often you got to relax for a moment during your crusade to defeat Dio, so you jumped at the chance to spend the afternoon at the pool with the rest of your companions. The vehicle taking you to your next destination—a train—wasn’t going to arrive until tomorrow afternoon, so you figured you all might as well do something fun while waiting.

Luckily, you managed to snag a bathing suit from the giftshop in the hotel lobby. Did you pay for it? Ehh. Not important.

You finished tying the bikini straps around your neck, looking yourself over in the bathroom mirror. The top piece consisted of a red patterned bra piece with black straps. The bottoms were entirely black with little red bows on either hip. You winked at yourself. You were never the vain type, but you felt pretty hot at the moment.

The bikini was a little tight being that you were too busy trying not to get caught to look at the tag, but it fit good enough. Your thighs stretched the fabric bottoms, and you had to tuck in the tops of your breasts to fit inside the cups, but everything private was covered. All you wanted to do was jump in the water and stay there so it didn’t matter too much. The hot weather of the Middle East was not your cup of tea.

You grabbed a hotel towel, wrapping it around your waist and securing it there before stepping out of the bathroom. Everyone else was already at the pool, as they’d changed and left in the time you sought out a swimsuit.

Quickly applying sunscreen, you rushed out of the hotel room and to the elevator. Moments later, you arrived in front of the gated pool. It was quite a nice hotel, and there were many shaded tables scattered around the patio. You looked around, spotting the others seated around a large round table. An umbrella provided shade as they sipped on various drinks. You wondered why none of them chose to take a swim. Were they not dying of heat exhaustion, even with their iced drinks?

Tossing that thought aside, you focused on your current dilemma. You needed to be let inside as you didn’t grab a key. You waved both hands, shouting out a name and catching the attention of a certain someone—your boyfriend. Not only that, but a few others also looked your way. It was hard not to pay attention to you in your current state of dress.

Kakyoin

“Holy shit,” Noriaki breathed, eyes widening. Even sporting green swim shorts instead of his usual attire, he felt hot. He looked around, noticing he wasn’t the only one glancing your way. A pit settled in his stomach. He didn’t want to come off as a bastard, or tell anyone, especially you, what to wear, but your current attire sent his mind spiraling.

There was no denying your beauty. He always thought you were beautiful, but this was something else. It felt wrong seeing you in so little fabric in such a public place.

He shook his head to clear his thoughts before gathering himself and walking to let you in.

“Thanks, Nori.” You pressed a kiss to his cheek. “I thought I’d have to climb the gate for a second there. You seemed out of it. You okay?”

He nodded. “Oh, uhh, yeah. I’m good. You just caught me off guard. I see you found a swimsuit.”

“Yeah.” You pulled on the strap of the bikini top before releasing it. It sunk back against your skin tightly. “It’s kind of small, though. I hope it doesn’t tear or something.”

His face flushed red at your words. He quickly changed the subject. “Let’s get in the water. I’m dying out in this heat.”

You hummed in agreement, walking beside him back to the table. “Lemme put my towel down.”

You untied the cloth from your hips, tossing it on a chair before heading towards the large body of water. Noriaki struggled to keep his eyes from trailing downwards, and he quickly followed behind you, standing close enough to block your backside from any prying eyes.

This was simultaneously the worst and best thing he’d ever experienced. It was going to be a long afternoon.

Jotaro

Jotaro was good at keeping his emotions in check, for the most part, but he had no hat to cover his face, nor a jacket collar to pop up to hide his red cheeks. All he could do was look down and mutter.

“Jotaro,” Joseph scolded. “Don’t just sit there. Go let your girlfriend in.”

“Mr. Joestar,” Avdol said. “I think he’s a little overwhelmed. I’ll go let her in.”

“Good grief,” grumbled Jotaro, getting up in his usual irritated manner. “I’m fine. I’m going.”

Polnareff snickered. “Go on, tough guy. Go get your girl.”

“Shut up, Polnareff.”

The Frenchman continued to snicker.

Jotaro made it to the gate, unlatching it and letting you inside with a grunt. You raised a brow. “Why are you so grumpy? Something happen?”

“Old man Joseph and Polnareff are just annoying.”

You giggled. “Oh boy. Can’t wait to see what this is all about. C’mon.” You grabbed his hand.

It was like leading a very intimidating lost puppy across the patio.

You motioned for him to sit down before plopping down on top of him, greeting everybody with a wave. “Sorry for the wait. I had to go find something to wear.”

“Hmph. Took you long enough,” muttered your boyfriend from behind you. You leaned back against him, rolling your eyes.

“Anyway. I’m gonna go swim. When you stop pouting, you can join me. Okay?” You kissed his cheek before skipping off towards the diving board.

“Aren’t you gonna go after her?” Kakyoin gestured.

“In a minute,” replied Jotaro, sipping on his drink.

Polnareff nudged Kakyoin. “He’s gotta recover from seeing his girlfriend in a bikini. It’s a big step in a relationship, ya know. He’ll be thinking about it for weeks,” he laughed.

Kakyoin muffled a snicker.

It was fun teasing the normally stoic teenager, especially when he couldn’t deny it because it was written all over his face.

“Young love,” Joseph mused. “How adorable.”

“Can it, old man.”

Polnareff

There was only one thing on this man’s mind, no matter how hard he tried to hide it. He shifted in his chair, silver swim trunks wrinkling as he did so. He could swear up and down he was a gentleman and he couldn’t reduce your complex being into such shallow words, but only a few words circled his head as you bounced up and down, still waving in an attempt to get someone to open the gate. “Her tits look amazing in that bikini.”

Avdol cleared his throat. Polnareff let out an embarrassed chuckle. “I said that outloud, didn’t I?”

“Yes,” he replied. “Yes you did.”

“Am I wrong?” Polnareff said, getting up from his chair.

“Do you really want me to answer that question about your girlfriend, Polnareff?”

Polnareff stopped in his tracks. “Uhh. No. I’m just gonna go let her in now.” He pointed a thumb to the gate before shuffling off.

You raised a brow as he opened the gate for you. “So, what was that little conversation just now? I saw you talking with Avdol. You looked embarrassed.”

He chuckled nervously. “I was just saying how nice you look, ma cherie.” He kissed your cheeks.

You narrowed your eyes. “Nice? You said I look nice? Because from what I could understand, I think you said something along the lines of my tits looking amazing in this bikini?”

His cheeks reddened. “How’d you hear that from so far away?”

You pat his shoulder. “I’m not too shabby at reading lips, love. I do appreciate the compliment, though.”

He could only watch in awe as you walked away, hips swaying as you did so. He hurried to catch up to you.

You threw your towel off, diving into the pool and splattering him with water. He grinned goofily, running a hand through his now wet hair. “What a woman.”

“You said that out loud again, Polnareff.”

“Shut up, Avdol.”

Joseph

You’d think that over the years, he’d learn to act his age, but this was Joseph Joestar we’re talking about. He never changed. As such, he still acted like a horny teenager during certain situations—one such situation being right now.

“Oh. My. God.” With surprising speed, he was out the gate and scooping you into his arms. He headed back towards the hotel building.

“Pool’s back that way, Joseph. Where are we going? I’m hot.”

“Exactly, which is why we are going somewhere more private.”

You shifted in his arms. “I meant as in the temperature. Why do you insist on going somewhere else?”

“It’s frowned upon to fuck in public, sweetheart.”

Your heart skipped a beat as your breath caught in your throat. “Jesus Christ, Joseph. Don’t just say things like that! And I seriously wanted to swim and hang out with the other guys.”

He laughed at your flustered reaction. “You’re not hanging out with anyone dressed like that.”

“Why not?”

He looked down at you, giving you a knowing look. “Don’t act all innocent, missy.”

Despite your annoyance, you couldn’t help but grin in anticipation. Not having any free time on the trip also meant not really having any alone time. . . and since the others were all down at the pool, it meant you two had the room to yourselves. . .

“Okay, okay, we can go back to the room. Can I at least walk on my own, though? It’s embarrassing being carried.”

“Fine, fine. I was trying to be a gentleman.” He set you down.

“Whatever you say,” you replied, reaching to fix your sandal that got undone in the chaos of Joseph. A playful slap on your ass caused you to yelp in surprise, straightening back out to give Joseph a glare. He looked everywhere but you. You slapped his arm. “Hold your horses, mister. Patience is not a virtue of yours, huh?”

He finally looked into your eyes, shooting you a wink. “Not when it comes to you.”

You blushed at his words, grabbing his hand. “Hush, you smooth talking bastard. Now let's go before you get any more ideas while we’re not even out of the hotel hallway.” You pulled him into the elevator.

The others chose not to go back to the room until they had absolutely no other option. They didn’t want to witness whatever was happening. They instead hung out at the hotel restaurant for the rest of the day, still in their swimwear.

Avdol

He spat out his beverage in surprise, a hand on his chest as he coughed. Polnareff patted his back, laughing. “Careful. Don’t die before you get to compliment her. You’re a lucky guy, Avdol. She’s. . . stunning.”

Avdol sent a glare at Polnareff. “I know. She is my girlfriend, afterall, Polnareff.”

Polnareff put his hands up in defense. “No need to get jealous or angry. I swear I’d never try anything. Now go let her in before someone else tries something.”

Avdol grunted, standing up and making his way over. Polnareff was right about somebody else trying something—a man was currently at the gate, obviously trying to make a pass at you.

“That swimsuit fits you just right,” he drawled, fingers messing with the gate but not opening it.

“Actually, it’s a bit snug,” you replied, clearly uninterested as you rolled your eyes. “Now can you move so my boyfriend can let me in? You’re blocking the gate.”

“Boyfriend—?”

“Yes. Move.” Avdol roughly pushed the man out of the way, opening the gate as he guided you towards the table. He pulled out a seat for you, handing you your favorite iced beverage. You kissed his cheek in thanks.

“I really don’t like when people don’t take no for an answer,” you muttered, slurping your drink as you tapped your fingers on the table. “I should’ve sucker punched him instead of trying to get him to take a hint.”

“I can go take care of him,” Avdol said, moving to get out of his seat. You grabbed his arm, keeping him in place.

“It’s fine. It’s just—I know I kind of look like a whore in this bikini, but it was the only one I could, uhh, find.” You stopped yourself from admitting your theft. “It’s not an intentional thing that it’s all tight.” You snapped a strap of your bikini top.

“Don’t say that,” your boyfriend replied. “You’re a beautiful woman wearing whatever she wants. If anybody has a problem with that, I’ll deal with them.”

You slid into his chair, sitting on his lap as you hugged his neck. “God, you’re the best.”

Avdol’s breath hitched as you pressed against him, chest smushed against his as you peppered his face with kisses.

Polnareff cleared his throat awkwardly. “(Y/N), maybe don’t do that here? This is a semi-public pool.”

You paused in your affections to look at the Frenchman. “It’s not like we’re fucking or something, but fine. I’m gonna go swim.”

You slid back off of your now flustered boyfriend to take a dip, leaving the others to laugh at Avdol’s embarrassed state.

“Avdol,” Polnareff snickered. “Got something you need to take care of, friend?”

“Polnareff. Shut your mouth.”

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tangytiramisu · 1 year

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Gag Gifts the Stardust Crusaders Give You for Valentine’s Day

Warnings: Savagery Some NSFW jokes and imagery

Jotaro Kujo

and a card

Noriaki Kakyoin

It’s cherry flavored too

Jean Pierre Polnareff

My love for you is like diarrhea— I can never hold it in!

~Jean Pierre Polnareff

Muhammad Avdol

He most likely made these himself ❤️

Joseph Joestar

He asks you to wear them immediately

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bygiornogiovanna · 2 years

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Them reacting to finding out you faked an orgasm (18+)

Your boyfriend had a stressing week, so you two decided to have some...fun. It went well, except he was kind-of rushed, and you didn't exactly reach your high. To not upset him or make him feel bad, you faked it. How will he react when he finds out?

Featuring: Stardust Crusaders (except Joseph)

18+ content, read at your own risk!

Jotaro and Kakyoin are a little aged up, 18 here. Afab reader, no pronouns mentioned.

A/N: THANK YOU ALL DOR 116 FOLLOWERS, I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!! <33

@needy-self-ship-jjba

Muhammad Avdol

Your little secret slipped out when you two were talking. He asked you if you felt good last night and you accidentally let your face show a little bit of discomfort;

Avdol would be disappointed when he finds out that you, in fact, didn't feel good. Not at you, but at himself. How couldn't he pay more attention to your needs?

He felt awful, even after you reassured him it was fine since it was the only time it happend anyways;

It seemed like, everything you told him fell on deaf ears. Avdol's mood got visibly worse, and you felt your heart clench. Why did he feel that bad? It was normal to be a little selfish sometimes;

"I'm really sorry, I'll make it up to you , Y/N."

Jean Pierre Polnareff

The cat was out of the bag the moment you two were arguing. He was having one of his temper tantrums after you were a little too close for (his) comfort to a guy and, out of anger, you told him that maybe he could make you orgasm;

You immediately regretted ever letting those words out of your mouth at the pure hurt that passed his features. He also seemed shocked by what you said, and only a small 'When' left his mouth;

"Look, Pol, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that..." you said, biting your lip anxiously. "That doesn't answer my question. When did it happen? Why didn't you tell me? At least the next day..."

Your turn to feel awful.

"I'll try to be better next time, just warn me, mon cherri."

Kujo Jotaro

He didn't have to find out because he noticed that you didn't reach your high. Your eyes didn't roll back the way they usually did, you weren't panting as much...It wasn't the same;

So, after he was done, Jotaro threw himself next to you, letting your sweaty body hug his. He was stroking your hair, trying to regulate his breathing;

"Can I know what I did wrong?" he asked calmly and you raised a brow. He seemed chill, but you could feel a hint of sadness in his voice. "What do you mean?"

"Why did you have to fake it? You could've just told me" he continues and you sigh, realizing what he meant. "I don't really know, probably the mood wasn't right." you raise your shoulders sleeply;

"Maybe we should make it right then, shouldn't we?"

Kakyoin Noriaki

He would overhear you talking to yourself, well, more-like debating with yourself if you should tell him or not, and to say he felt bad was an understatement;

He was wondering what he did wrong and he figured it would be the fact that he got almost straight to the point, not giving too much attention to the rest of your body due to his stress;

Noriaki would pretend he didn't know and plan a surprise for you. One that he sure hoped you would like;

Roses lead your way to the room you two shared and, when you entered confused, you were surprised (and amused) to see your boyfriend waiting with a rose in his mouth.

"Let me make it up to you. For not pleasing you last time."

A/N: the rose is just for the meme xd hope you all enjoyed this!

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the-illiterate-pirate · 1 year

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Heyo! Hope you’re doing well! Idk if this goes over your character limit, but could I get headcanons of the Stardust Crusaders’ reactions to Reader “singing” Tequila on Karaoke Night? I thought it would be so funny lmao 😭😭 Thank you!!

Hey! Ngl this ask grew on me a bit. Sorry that these HCs aren't as long as my usual posts but I couldn't come up with a lot ;-;

Singing Tequila on Karaoke Night ♡

Joseph

•Immediately knows what song you're singing

•So does the rest of the crowd

•He's there cheering you on, hollering like a mad man

•Once the long awaited moment begins, he and the crowd fall silent. "Tequila!" You shout. The building uproars. Joseph runs on stage to pull you into his arms, cheering like you just won the world cup. He's never been prouder of you

Polnareff

•Has actually never heard of the song before, but he's an empath so he gets excited once the crowd starts cheering

•Enjoys the instrumental to the point he forgets it's supposed to be a karaoke

•Once he realizes the only lyric you sing is "Tequila" he disolves into laughter.

•Gives you a pat on the back and a drink of choice, as a celebration for "winning karaoke night"

Kakyoin

•Isn't as familiar with the song as Joseph, but quickly catches on

•Doesn't understand why everyone is so excited, but cheers with them

•Almost gets trampled by the crowd once your lyric is finally said. He still doesn't understand why everyone is so happy.

•Confused, but applauds you for getting such a reaction. Maybe it's a cultural thing

Jotaro

•Joseph dragged him there

•Only knows the song from his grandfather, he realizes what you're singing and rolls his eyes

•"Good freaking grief."

•Complains about the headache he gets after the crowd around him starts screaming

•Secretly is amused

Avdol

•Literally has never heard of the song

•He lives under a rock

•You can't really complain with Avdol. He doesn't know what's about to happen but he claps along with the crowd and cheers you on

•He laughs along with Polnareff after the lyric drop. Afterwards he takes a swig from his drink and promises his song choice will beat yours. The rest of the night is a friendly contest of who is the best singer.

#three and a half posts in one day? more likely than you think #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba #stardust crusaders #jjba x reader #muhammad avdol x reader #polnareff x reader #joseph joestar x reader #jotaro kujo x reader #noriaki kakyoin x reader

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kdd-works · 11 months

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OH MY GOD AVDOL ART?!?!?!!!??? YYYIIPPPEE I LOVE AVDOL!!

btw can I maybe request avpol art...? 👉👈 (ONLY IF UR OK WITH DRAWING SHIP ART!!!)

Of course you can, because it's one of the ships that I really like! Loudmouth Polnareff just can't not brag—

#AvPol #Polnareff x Avdol #Avdol x Polnareff #JoJo's Bizarre Adventure #Stardust Crusaders #JJBA Part 3 #Muhammad Avdol #Mohammed Abdul #Jean Pierre Polnareff #fanart #my art #kddarts #Not me microdosing on background practice (I got lazy)#asks #thank you!#Anonymous

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kakyoinswifey · 2 years

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heyyy hope you’re doing well! :D could i have some headcanons of any of the stardust crusaders (feel free to pick the ones you wanna write for!) reacting to the fem! reader who’s initially on the quiet (and somewhat shy) side when she joins the group, but has a really contagious/weird laugh? and she takes them off guard when one of the members says/does something silly and she bursts out laughing (and it’s their first time hearing it too). who would look at her wide eyed like “wtf?” and who would start laughing just because the reader’s laugh is contagious? (bonus points if any of the stardust crusaders compliments the reader’s laugh and she blushes and replies, “you really think so? i dunno, i just think my laugh’s…weird”) ty!! <33

This headcanons are written and can be read in a platonic or a romantic way, you can choose what do you want (EXCEPT IGGY, PLEASE).

Stardust Crusaders reacting to a fem!reader with a contagious and weird laugh

Jotaro Kujo

When you joined the group, Jotaro felt relaxed and liked you almost immediately. It wasn't the fact that you were shy, but he could definitely find in you a break from his grandfather's or Polnareff's nonsense.

He really likes spending time with you and Kakyoin, the most bearable members of the group, according to the teenager. Little by little it is easier to talk to you, but that does not change your quiet attitude.

It doesn't really bother him, but he would like to talk more, getting along with you is good, and it avoids the stress of the trip itself. If you end up opening up to him more, that's fine; if not, he won't insist. He knows how to respect your personal limits.

Until he heard you laugh... It was the most scandalous laugh he had ever heard in his life, he immediately turned to look at you, "What the hell?" He said, at first he thought something was wrong, maybe a stand was attacking you or something like that, but then he saw your relaxed eyes and your lips furrowed in that laugh, it was something strange, yes, that was not the laugh he imagined you would have, but for some reason, it looked good on you.

After your fit of laughter, you calmed down and apologized for laughing in such a scandalous way, covering your mouth with your hand, hoping that it would dissipate the attention of your weird laugh, but Jotaro stopped you.

“You should laugh more often. It suits you well."

Sometimes, he smiles when listen your rare mouth.

Kakyoin Noriaki

He is very understanding with you, if you ever need to talk to someone, he is there for you, if you need some reassurance due to your shy attitude, he is the one to understand you, he will reaffirm his support for you with a few gentle pats on your back (if you're not uncomfortable with it) and leave you with your personal space.

He's been in your shoes, so he knows what is like to be an introvert, that’s why he doesn’t want you to feel lonely.

So, when he sees you laughing with that loud and different laugh, he smiles at the sight, and ends up laughing with you without knowing the reason for it, perhaps because your laughter is very contagious and he likes to see you happy.

When the funny moment is over, you feel more shy than before because now your friends have seen a part of you that you consider embarrassing, but when Kakyoin and you accidentally look at each other at the same time, he can't help but smile and you both end up laughing again.

“Your laugh is really pretty.” He tells you, you can't help but feel flustered, there haven't been many people who think the same. "Do you really believe that? I don't know… I always thought my laugh was… weird or something like that.” You replied, looking away a bit. He looks at you intrigued. "It's not rare, it's unique. Unique things are the most beautiful, you know?”

Let’s just pretend that im not in love with him.

Jean Pierre Polnareff

When he met you and realized that you were a shy girl, he immediately felt the need to protect you. He's French and a gentleman, he won't let anyone hurt the only madmoiselle on the team.

Also, having a female figure around reminds him of Sherry in a way, so he will give his life to protect you like he couldn't with his sister.

In the same way, he wants you to be able to trust him, so he will try to talk to you and have fun times together.

It is so, when you were confident enough to approach him to spend some time together, you both coincidentally saw how Iggy was chasing Mr. Joestar and managed to make the old man fall on his face on the pavement, making Polnareff laugh out loud, while you held back your laugh.

That's where the focus was lit... He had never heard you laughing. So the Frenchman would have another goal with you now.

He'll go out of his way to get a laugh out of you, and Iggy (without really wanting to) would help him out. It was one of those regular sessions where Polnareff and the dog were fighting each other, it was nothing out of the ordinary, but neither of them noticed that there was a river next to it and they both fell into it. Polnareff would try to yell at the dog while he was trying to get out of the water and end up inadvertently swallowing water.

It is there that you start to laugh, your laughter is loud and you can hardly contain yourself because neither the human nor the animal wants to shut up in order to get out of the river calmly. You hold your stomach because it starts to hurt from your laughter.

Polnareff was about to tell you to shut up and help him, but he realized it. He had succeeded, and his anger at the Boston Terrier dissipated.

“Your laugh is very beautiful, mon chéri, now help me.” He says. After getting the man out of the river and you trying to help Iggy, he will point at your mouth. "Well, from now on I'll have to make you laugh more often."

He was quite serious. Tickles, jokes... Polnareff will dedicate himself to being the reason for your laughter from that moment on.

Iggy

The dog would turn to look at you and think "What the hell is going on with this woman?".

That's it. HAHAHA Iggy please come back :(

Joseph Joestar

This man is on this trip for his daughter, one of the people he loves the most, and he is endangering the life of his grandson, the most precious thing for his beloved Holy, that is why he is not willing to leave you alone in danger, not when you're kind enough to travel with 5 men to save the life of a woman you hardly know at all.

Perhaps you remind him of his daughter, so he will take care of you and you can find in him support.

And that’s why he wants to see you happy, even though your nature is somewhat quiet and shy, he wants you to feel that the team is a family and will do everything possible for you to enjoy the moments with them.

This man has been a clown since he was young, that doesn't change, so when he sees you a little depressed because you miss your family or feel the things that are happening at the moment are too much for you, he will approach you and pretend he doesn't know what's up, he's just trying to cheer you up, realizing he hasn't heard you laugh often.

He fails a lot, and when he doesn't know what he should do anymore, he gives up and just waits for you to speak for yourself... Until he sees a "tarantula" walking between his legs and jumps in fear while screaming.

You can't help but laugh because that was just a tangle of dead tree branches. Joseph tries to say that he wasn't scared but he just fails terribly and that's when he starts laughing at you, his laugh is also quite loud and both of you stop when the pain in your stomach is too much.

"Hey, your laugh is pretty funny." He tells you, you think he's making fun, he immediately realizes and corrects himself. “Don't think I'm bugging you! It's pretty contagious, I mean."

He definitely becomes your laughing partner.

Muhammad Avdol

He's the calmest member of the team, so he won't bother you to make you laugh like Polnareff does, cofcof.

But he realizes very soon that you don't usually laugh and that even when you just smile, your hand is covering your mouth, preventing the sound from escaping from it.

This is how he’ll be more direct "Why don't you laugh out loud?" He will ask you. "Uh, well... It's just that my laugh is kind of strange, I don't like it very much."

Avdol understands you, he is very good at talking and making you feel better, so you should not be afraid or embarrassed with him.

"Laughter is the way to show happiness and each person is different from the others, is no good to live limited by what these ‘others' may think of you." His words make you smile and you intend to laugh without fear from that moment on.

The next time someone did something funny after that conversation, you laughed uncontrollably, and contrary to what you thought, no one criticized your laugh, they just joined you with their own, and there was nothing that felt better than that.

#jjba stardust crusaders #jojo x reader #jotaro x reader #jotaro x you #kakyoin headcanons #kakyoin x reader #kakyoin x you #jotaro headcanons #joseph joestar #joseph x reader #muhammad avdol #joseph headcanons #avdol headcanons #jean pierre polnareff #polnareff x reader #iggy jojo #jotaro imagine

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WOOHP + Fundação Speedwagon unindo forças para derrotar Dio Brando.

Sinopse: Devido a ocorrências estranhas ao redor do mundo envolvendo habilidades sobrenaturais, a maior agência de super espiões fez uma parceria com a Speedwagon em troca de informações privilegiadas sobre o caso Gray Fly. Ao verem que o buraco é mais em baixo, você, uma espiã extremamente capacitada da WOOHP, se une aos chamados "Stardust Crusaders" em uma jornada de 50 dias no Egito visando derrotar um dos seres mais perigosos que já existiu.

Stardust Crusaders X Agente da WOOHP! Leitora

Avisos: palavrões, a leitora possui um stand; mas não é utilizado, menções implícitas a agressão/morte.

"Então, deixe-me ver se entendi." Você questionou seu chefe, Jerry, claramente incrédula pela grande quantia de informações que recebeu em menos de 5 minutos. "Você quer que eu viaje até o Egito com 5 caras para derrotar um vampiro?! UM FODENDO VAMPIRO?! houve alguma atualização no mundo que perdi?" Essa última parte soava sarcástica, não era sua intenção ser rude com alguém que considerava profundamente, porém a coisa toda soava loucura.

O mais velho deu um suspiro cansado, desde sua primeira reunião com a Fundação Speedwagon, as coisas não tem sido fáceis para o administrador da WOOHP, algo que começou com a simples suspeita de um idoso causar mortes que parecessem acidentais, escalou para um vampiro querendo controlar o mundo com o auxílio de uma bruxa com uma flecha mágica e alguns lacaios. Honestamente, depois que isso acabasse, Jerry tiraria umas férias merecidas.

"Eu sei, parece loucura, mas é a realidade. Aparentemente, houve muitas coisas acontecendo nos bastidores que nem mesmo nós ficamos sabendo até recentemente." Ele respondeu, sua voz em tom tão profissional como sempre, quase como se nada mais o abalasse nesse trabalho, mas você o conhecia melhor, mesmo com a máscara estoica estava claro que o homem se sentia inapto para lidar com a situação. Apesar de ser seu superior, o relacionamento que tinha com o homem lembrava o de um pai com sua filha, essa missão é demasiada perigosa, muitos funcionários da Speedwagon morreram sem nem entrarem no combate frente-a-frente. Ele não queria te enviar nela, se o pior acontecesse, seria como perder alguém de seu próprio sangue, mas de todos os espiões, você era a mais qualificada.

A garota se sentou no confortável banco circular almofadado, ouvindo atentamente os detalhes da missão.

"Não sabemos muito sobre o vampiro, exceto que é irmão adotivo de Jonathan" Antes que você questionasse de quem Jerry estava falando, esclareceu. "Parente de dois membros do seu grupo." A jovem soltou um pequeno "ah", antes que a explicação continuasse "E roubou o corpo dele." A espiã tinha muitas dúvidas de como isso aconteceu, porém perante uma história tão bizarra, não fazia sentido se prender aos mínimos detalhes. "Não sabemos os poderes dele, então todo o cuidado é pouco." Advertiu.

"Alguma vez eu não tomei cuidado?" Questionou-o, colocando a mão no peito e uma expressão chocada falsamente ofendida.

"Eu realmente preciso responder?" Argumentou, você decidiu se calar.

Jerry aproveitou seu silêncio para lhe dar informações de seus colegas de equipe, colocando uma foto de cada membro junto ao relatório de cada um deles no telão.

"Eles são uns gatinhos, hein?" Deixou escapar, fazendo com que o mais velho lhe olhasse com uma expressão séria, desaprovando seu comportamento.

"Por favor!" O idoso fala em tom critico. "Essa tarefa é diferente de tudo que já vimos, não leve as coisas tão levianamente."

"Relaxe, coroa." A garota disse em tom descontraído, só usando esse apelido por ter amizade com Jerry. "Ir ao Egito, bater nos lacaios do vampiro, bater no vampiro e voltar para a casa. O que poderia dar errado?" perguntou com um sorriso no rosto.

O superior deu um suspiro cansado.

"Ao terminar a missão, será elevada para uma espiã de nível A." Ele comentou, fazendo com que a boca da mais nova se abrisse em descrença ao que isso implicava:

Agentes de nível A são do mais alto escalão, cujo o maior beneficio é possuir um cartão Black da WOOHP, em outras palavras, dinheiro infinito, pois quem saldava as dívidas eram os governos de todo o mundo, afim de garantir os serviços da rede de espiões em seus países.

"Viagem paga, 50 dias com caras gostosos e viver como se tivesse nascido herdeira quando voltar? Finalmente um trabalho que farei com prazer." comentou brincando, fazendo com que Jerry se aproximasse e colocasse a mãos nos seus ombros.

"Eu te imploro, tome cuidado. Te perder seria como ficar sem uma filha." Você queria fazer alguma piada sobre esse lado emocional do idoso normalmente estoico, porém ao ver seus olhos marejados e expressão desesperada percebeu que o homem estava falando sério, tomado por nada mais que melancolia por te colocar em algo tão mortal.

A garota o puxou para um abraço, ficando assim por alguns segundos.

"Eu tomarei."

Vocês dois foram escolher os apetrechos.

Abdul:

Ele não sabia a diferença entre um informante normal da Speedwagon e um agente da WOOHP, então quando te viu pela primeira vez não entendeu o porquê te colocaram na linha de frente, já que aos olhos dele era apenas uma pessoa normal com um Stand inapto para os combates que viriam.

A opinião dele mudou bruscamente quando viu suas habilidades e descobriu que aqueles itens que levava na bolsa não eram o que pareciam, se sentindo como se estivesse assistindo um filme de ação ao ver toda sua performance utilizando uma mochila-a-jato em formato de coração e um clipe de cabelo que se transformou em boomerang.

A tecnologia do seu trabalho é impressionante, o egípcio está curioso sobre todos os apetrechos, além de suas histórias de criminosos com itens semelhantes.

O objeto que mais o surpreende sem sombras de dúvidas é o pó compacto, é chocante como algo tão pequeno possui mecanismos de comunicação, banco de dados de todo o mundo, rastreamento, teletransporte, projeção, disfarce, dentre outros.

Não tem nenhum problema em assumir que desde que você chegou, ele foi rebaixado para o segundo membro mais inteligente ao invés do primeiro.

Confia na sua intuição de espiã completamente. Apesar de terem idade próxima, é extremamente claro que a garota é a mais vivida.

Sempre que compartilhavam um quarto, aproveitava a oportunidade para sanar todas as dúvidas, querendo saber absolutamente tudo sobre suas missões passadas, especialmente as que aconteceram no Egito, inclusive pediu uma cópia do livro que Jerry te deu referente aos mistérios do país das pirâmides.

ÚNICO do grupo que você deixou utilizar seus apetrechos.

Provavelmente Jerry ofereceria uma vaga como espião a ele quando a jornada acabar.

Jotaro:

O mais descrente que você era o reforço que a Speedwagon mandou, seu stand era tão útil quanto o de Holly.

Ele foi quem deixou mais claro que não entendia a sua presença aqui, literalmente verbalizando que esperava que mandassem alguém com poderes decentes.

Quando te viu utilizando os apetrechos, percebeu que te julgou muito precocemente, sua habilidade de espiã é indiscutivelmente poderosa em combate.

O neto de Joseph chegou a lhe pedir desculpas, com isso quero dizer que soltou um "yare yare daze"/"mas que saco" junto a dois tapinhas no ombros após o conflito.

Como um grande fã da vida marinha, tem como item favorito o Batom de Oxigênio, além do fato de que respirar embaixo d'água é uma experiência incrível, esse objeto fez com que batalhas contra inimigos como o Falso Capitão Tennille e Midler acabassem mais rápido, já que a principal vantagem deles foi anulada.

Tem certa curiosidade sobre seus equipamentos de trabalho e missões, mas diferente da maioria não te perguntava diretamente sobre, apenas prestava atenção no seu manuseio e ouvia atentamente quando contava alguma história para o grupo ou algum membro especifico.

Nunca tocou nos seus apetrechos sem permissão.

Ao final da jornada, recebeu auxílio da WOOHP junto a Polnareff para descobrir o mistério da flecha, além de informações referentes a Josuke e Giorno.

Kakyoin:

Assim como Abdul, não entendia a função da garota aqui. Nada pessoal, ele apenas achava seu stand muito inofensivo para ataques.

Todavia ficou muito mais chocado que o egípcio ao perceber que a jovem não foi recrutada pelos seus poderes, mas por suas habilidades de espiã.

É um grande amante de obras geek que abordam agentes secretos, então ver com os próprios olhos como realmente eram as coisas o fez agir meio fanboy (embora mais discreto e tímido).

Constantemente pedia para você mostrar como funcionava os apetrechos, além de te comparar com personagens do gênero.

Curioso sobre suas histórias de aventura, é impressionante a quantia de crimes inacreditáveis ao redor do mundo que ficaram embaixo dos panos para não assustar a população.

O item que mais lhe surpreendia era o apagador de memória da WOOHP, simplesmente inacreditável demais para ser verdade.

Quando isso tudo acabar, provavelmente lhe pediria para indica-lo em seu trabalho, a viagem ao Egito fazendo-o perceber que gosta de lutar contra o mal frente-a-frente.

Polnareff:

Comportamento paquerador ao perceber que o reforço era do sexo feminino.

Ele não entendia porque ela foi recrutada, mas diferente de certas pessoas nunca verbalizou isso.

Constantemente ficava ao seu lado em lutas por imaginar que você precisaria de um cavaleiro de armadura brilhante, porém imagine a surpresa do francês ao te ver derrotar um inimigo usando nada mais que um perfume.

Ao descobrir que seus itens na verdade são aparelhos tecnológicos, teve vontade de experimentar e o fez. Usuários de stand passaram a ser um problema medíocre comparado a Polnareff ativando seu batom a laser e acertando a mão protética de Joseph.

Um desajeitado "Ops, foi mal." com a mão atrás das costas foi tudo que o velho recebeu.

Outro amante do pó compacto, embora por razões bem mais fúteis que Abdul. O homem simplesmente adorava como você podia mudar de traje rapidamente, por consequência, dando-lhe mais oportunidades para dizer como a roupa ficava linda em você.

Tentou virar um agente da rede de espiões, mas foi recusado (injustamente se o perguntar.), porém recebeu informações privilegiadas como Jotaro.

Joseph:

Impressionantemente já conhecia a WOOHP, embora não soubesse todos os detalhes, exceto que eram espiões que trabalhavam para o mundo todo.

Não teve nenhuma dúvida referente as suas capacidades quando chegou, por mais que seu stand servisse apenas para coisas de rotina, confiava que a Speedwagon não enviaria alguém inapto como reforço para a missão.

Quando te viu utilizando os apetrechos, a teoria foi confirmada.

A única razão que contribuiu para que ele não ficasse completamente chocado com um simples secador criando uma rajada de vento tão forte que jogou os inimigos a quilômetros de distância, é ter conhecido Stroheim e ver o potencial de tecnologias governamentais ao vivo.

Apesar de ser um grande entusiasta do pó compacto e suas funções, o laquê congelante é seu item favorito, congelar os inimigos e destrui-los com o Hermit Purple é bastante prático, além de dar uma refrescada no clima quente do Egito.

Devido a sua intuição de espiã, vocês dois entram em conflito com uma certa frequência caso discordem sobre quem era o inimigo, tanto Joseph quanto a jovem eram pessoas com vivência de derrotarem seres super-humanos com looks bizarros, então era palpite contra palpite.

Uma vez pegou escondido sua boina planadora da mochila.

Ele ficou horas gritando por ajuda enquanto flutuava no teto do quarto por não saber desativar o objeto.

Quando os outros Crusaders vieram ao resgate, ninguém se incomodou de segurar o riso.

O Joestar definitivamente seria um bom amigo de Jerry, o comportamento sério mas periodicamente brincalhão lembrava o de Caesar.

IGGY:

A principio, te tratava assim como qualquer outro membro do grupo, ou seja, ignorando completamente sua existência e periodicamente roubando sua comida.

Porém, o comportamento do cachorro mudou magicamente após ouvir uma conversa sua com Abdul sobre como o porco de estimação de uma tal de Alex era bem cuidado pela WOOHP, além de como você pensava em adotar um animal de estimação quando subisse de cargo ao a missão ser finalizada.

Ele não era interesseiro, mas para um cachorro que foi abandonado na rua, receber afeto diário, possuir uma cama e alimentação todo dia era demasiado tentador.

Então o Boston Terrier passou a ser mais complacente com você, até permitindo carinho na cabeça sem morder seu dedo e te defendendo em lutas.

Apesar das falhas, o pequeno só deseja uma vida normal.

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starry-snippets · 1 year

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Father Figure Avdol fic? Maybe something that takes place after part 3? Maybe the reader reuniting with Avdol after the events of part 3! Just some cute fluff

sorry i didn't do a fic, instead i did headcanons then a snippet. hope you can enjoy anyway!

this is away from the canon events of the series! platonic (i worry it doesn't read that way but uh urm let me know if i should redo it anon!) avdol x gender neutral reader, no tws and just fluff

avdol says kiddo sorry not sorry i just love that word it's funny

☆ avdol has never stopped worrying about you. whether you went on this adventure with him or you've been looking after his shop during his absence, he's never been at peace knowing you may not be okay ☆ he'll try to call you at least once a week and will be so stressed if the calls never go through ☆ it always feels like there's a pit in his stomach. he's logical but when it comes to someone he cares about so much he's entirely emotional on the inside but can't let any of that out because it can jeopardize his and other's safety ☆ definitely writes you a letter after every battle because - as sad as it is - he's terrified that's all that will be left of him by the end of the trip ☆ once it's all over he's heading hastily to where ever you've been left alone at (probably his shop/apartment complex)

☆ when you're actually together after the time apart he'll do anything you want. order the food you'd like to eat for dinner, play any game or watch any show. avdol wants to make up for his absence ☆ won't go to bed until you're asleep because he's still a little bit paranoid about dio despite seeing him vanish ☆ will do a lot of little things for you to try and cheer you up. like he'll cut you apple bunnies if you like cute food, stuff like that ☆ won't force you to feel better immediately or anything. offers you resources if you'd like them, but doesn't force those on you either. lets you know he's here now and the situation is over, but won't act like it didn't happen and didn't impact you too ☆ sometimes he feels like he failed as a father figure because of this. regardless of if you're legally his child or if you just view him as a father figure. either way this haunts him and he needs a big hug

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avdol is relieved to finally be heading home, but he's also even more stressed then when he was fighting dio. his heart is pounding in his ears, hard enough to give him a headache. worried out of his mind because the climax of it all is weighing heavy on him. you've been alone for such a long time, terrified of where he's been - if he's safe, and he's been fretting even more. avdol knows he didn't leave you without resources and a support system, but he also knows he's the person who's offered you the most kindest and support when you needed it most.

he never imagined being a parent in any capacity. but now with jagged breathing from walking so quickly out of the cab, dread easing ever-so-slightly from seeing his shop still standing, he feels like how holly did when she heard jotaro was locking himself in jail.

his steady knocks are responded with your voice yelling, clearly caught off guard from a visitor during closing time. avdol can't help but smile, reassured to know you're at least where he had to leave you.

the door opens with a slow drag, dragging the wood against the ground along with his heart against his ribs. when you see him standing there you feel tears in your eyes, arms immediately wrapping around him in the most sudden hug you've probably ever given him.

"you're safe!" you're fully sobbing into his neck, so relieved to know the person who's taken care of you so well made it back to all he left. you've been diligent to keep his shop functional despite the fear in your heart and the dread you could never vanquish. "you came back," between your cries you whisper it, in disbelief yourself. you weren't able to contact him for so long. the only heads up you had was lengthy yet vague letter saying he'll be gone for a while and will hopefully come back. "i was so scared you wouldn't come back."

avdol rubs your head as reassurance he's really back. his gut wrenches in pain because of how he's hurt you, but settles because he finally knows you haven't been targeted.

"i'm sorry, but i'm here now." he feels his own eyes grow heavy with budding tears. "i'll explain everything once we've caught up some, kiddo."

#jjba #jjba x reader #jojos bizarre adventure #jojos bizzare adventure x reader #avdol x you #avdol x gn reader #avdol x gender neutral reader #jjba avdol #avdol x reader #mohammed avdol #jojo avdol #fluff #jjba fluff #jjba x you #jjba x y/n #jjba part 3 #sfw #jjba headcanons

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rougepancake · 10 months

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For the drabbles, could I request nsfw with Avdol teasing and having slow sex with fem!reader? thank you !

AVDOL 💜💜 I’M GIGGLING SO HARD RN

Take it slow

Ft. Muhammad Avdol

—} Marie’s 500 follower event

Warnings: Minors and ageless blogs dni. Sexually explicit material under cut. Teasing, soft sex. Gotta love Avdol.

His hands trailed up and down your body, worshipping you as if he were in the presence of a true goddess. You couldn’t help but squirm beneath him, as the feeling of his skin against yours lit a fire within you that only he could put out.

“Q-Quit that…” You whined quietly, which made him chuckle, his hands stopping at your waist.

“Don’t rush us now, Y/n.” His hands squeezed you gently, and you shivered as he adjusted his body over yours. “We’ve got all night.”

All night…

The thought sent pleasurable shivers along your spine. You really were in for it now, weren’t you? Not like you minded, but you would soon enough.

“H-Hah~“ You threw your head back as he slowly pushed past your entrance, your nails digging into his back and leaving crescent-shaped marks in their wake. “T-Too much-“ A loud moan fell from your lips, muffled when Avdol came down to press his against yours.

“You’ll be able to take me.” He comforted, his lips trailing down to your neck. “Just relax. I’m right here.” He came back up and kissed away your tears, slowly sheathing himself in you as he did so.

Before you knew it, your pain had faded into pleasure, and you knew you were going to enjoy the rest of your night.

#okay but if this man wins that poll I’m deleting this so get your fill or starve #jojos bizzare adventure x reader #jojo's bizarre adventure #x reader #muhammad avdol #jojo’s bizzare adventure x reader #jjba #jjba x you #jjba smut #jojo smut #jojo stardust crusaders #jojo part 3 #jojo’s bizarre adventure #jojo avdol #muhammed avdol #avdol x reader #avdol #jjba avdol #mohammed avdol

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jojosbizzarewife · 10 months

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The type of person to look your date up and down, then back and forth between you both, raise their eyebrows and say "that's wild" in the most baffling away before walking away

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Dio, Joseph, Kakyoin, Avdol, Daniel Darby, Josuke, Yuya, GIORNO, Formaggio, Hermes, Pucci, Gyro, Diego, Mamezuku, Kaato

#Joseph is always trying to start shit anyway #This is probably when you would realize avdol likes you #Giorno lives for this interaction #Diego is going to look for rocks to chew on #jojo #jjba imagines #jojo imagines #jojo brainrot #jjba brainrot #part 1-9 #x reader #i would fight kaato

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lumibuns-blog · 2 years

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This is for my lovely moot @yuneara so pls enjoy

SDC play legend of Zelda BOTW

Botw is a single player but I'll still try to add in some x reader stuff bc that's my thing 👍

Jotaro

Once again he only played bc Kakyoin asked him to

Ends up actually really liking the game and playing it in his free time

Daruk reminds him a bit of star platinum so he enjoyed his quest line

The kind of person who actively seeks out larger enemies so he can fight them for fun

Thinks Zelda is annoying af

Help him find good gear and he will literally be so happy

Kakyoin

Speed runs the game 24/7

Winds bomb, boko-bounce, you name he knows all the strats

Probably enjoyed mipha's quest line the best

Has a 100% save of the game that took him forever and now he hates koroks because of it lol

Is just...so excited if you ask him how to do speed running tricks

Polnareff

Is actually really good, probably because of his experience with swords

Self inserts with link and wishes he had a love story like his and Zelda's (knight in shining armor type vibe)

Didn't really have a favorite quest line but thought revali was super annoying

Sexy saxophone music literally played in his head when he saw Urbosa for the first time (loves big women)

Help him do shrines I'm begging you he can't figure half of them out

Oldseph

Old man doesn't know what to do

Cannot paraglide for the life of him (I do not trust this man with anything in the air)

Buys every. Single. Outfit.

Is really embarrassed when he had to dress up as a girl for for gerudo town *cue his "oh my goddddd"*

Is absolutely down bad for all of the fairies says he's their sugar daddy for giving them money (please sir you a married man)

Really likes revali's quest line because he reminds him of Caesar

Avdol

Absolutely loves all of gerudo

Talks to everyone is every village he sees and probably has names memorized

Side quests are his main priority

Loves to cook and collect ingredients

The story doesn't matter to this man he's just having fun

Has so many horses and literally cried when one of them accidentally dies

His favorite horse is named after you

Polnareff makes fun of him like "oh so you're riding them hm hm😏😏😏"

*avdol slapped him*

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leucoratia · 2 years

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Chanting "Avpol, Avpol, AVPOL!!" The potential! The romance! The hilarious pinning we should have seen from jean! Love it all, why couldn't they be Happy!?!

A/N/: efbcdfeshdlqhfuesgfuegujks LITERALLY they are my favourite dynamic in part 3 like UM???? The disaster gay and the calm and collected gay who is secretly as unhinged as his partner I-

Secretly very happy to finally get jojo-related asks because it's my current hyperfixation so thank you anon for indulging me- This post is a literal pamphlet I'm so sorry but I had a lot to say about my boys.

-Warnings: I know you wanted fluff but I couln't resist a LITTLE angst because well I mean these boys have so much trauma-. Mentions of Caejose and Jotakak.

My avpol headcanons under the cut!

Jean-Pierre Polnareff in Avpol Hcs:

-To kick things off I personally HC Polnareff as a female-leaning bisexual and prone to flings, so when I tell you this man is down BAD for Muhammad-

-Polnareff is more of a sub, so he likes broad, big powerful men to take care of him. He's a very needy partner.

-When they met for the first time, Polnareff instantly knew one thing in his little fleshbud-possessed brain: he wanted to know what was going on behind that iron diaper.

-He was true to his physical attraction to Muhammad from the get-go, but oh boy realizing he had a CRUSH??? No. No no no. This man is going to be oblivious until someone explains to him mathematically why his stomach is doing little flips and why his brain is freezing every time he sees him smile.

-Kakyoin would probably the one to tell him. It would go down like

-Kakyoin: *eyes darting back and forth between Avdol, doubled down in laughter over something Joseph said; and Polnareff, eyes locked on the Egyptian seemingly lost in thought while his lips part in a slight smile* ... you like him huh?

-Polnareff would abruptly snap out of his reverie, probably lose balance from shock and fall on his ass while denying Kakyoin's words in a stammering voice.

-With enough coaxing, Polnareff might not vocally admit to the young man that he has a teeny tiny crush on the fortune teller; but mentally...oh boy. His brain is running around in his skull absolutely unhinged, panicked over the fact that "oh god I'm in love with Muhammad, I'm in love with Muhammad; what am I gonna do- I have to court him properly- should I buy flowers? Chocolates? Write a serenade? Oh mon Dieu does he even like men-"

-Prepare for him to be an absolute mess. He tries to keep composure but you know how he is, it's so hard not to get lost in Muhammad's golden eyes.

-Muhammad was talking to him and Jean-Pierre is trying so, so hard to focus on the conversation but the man's eyes are so sunny, his neck so broad yet infinitely delicate, his hands so rough and yet so soft, his voice velvety and deep and- oh god he forgot what they were talking about.

-He would have all those little attention because well, he does come from the self-proclaimed country of romance and intends to honour his nation.

-His love language would be acts of service and words of affirmation. Muhammad doesn't realize it, but he is being absolutely DROWNED in little gestures and compliments. He's the only one of the crusaders to be oblivious about it actually. Joseph reminisces on his younger days (and flirting with Caesar), Kakyoin saw it coming and Jotaro yare-yare-dazes his way out of it.

-Polnareff would have the most romantic and elaborate declaration of loved planned out, he would have written a speech that he knows by heart and rehearses every night in front of the mirror; but he would NEVER dare to make the first move. I mean is Avdol even into guys and what if he doesn’t like him and-

-Definitely cries himself to sleep about it.

Muhammad Avdol in Avpol Hcs:

-In my own little brain word Avdol is a demi sex/ro gay so feeling anything remotely close to romance for Polnareff is going to take a loooong while.

-He noticed how Polnareff is acting around him, but brushes it off as Polnareff being his usual extra self. Such good bros.

-He doesn't have a specific type, since he's well...demi as fuck. So he only has so much experience (meaning none). But I feel like he would be attracted to men with a similar build as himself. He wants someone strong, but that he can still take care of. He's the mature adult of the relationship (or is he? Who am I kidding he's chaotic as hell).

-Avdol considers Polnareff his best friend amongst the crusaders (and possibly amongst everyone else). Sure, he knew Joseph for longer, but their relationship is more work-coded even though they get along great. It's just...easier with someone his age (friendly reminder that Muhammad is only in his late 20's, I hc him as being 25 while Jean-Pierre is canonically 22 in part 3). So while the Frenchman is fretting all over him and acting like a bashful schoolgirl, Avdol would consider their relationship as a close friendship more than anything else at first.

-Avdol deeply appreciates Polnareff's chaotic, outgoing and friendly personality. It helps him let loose a little, and slip out of his serious and collected guy persona (e: the pissing incident).

-He's the only one he can show this side of him to really. He has to stay calm for the kids and provide counsel to Joseph, who's prone to being all over the place. It's...nice. To be himself for once.

-Falling in love with Jean-Pierre happens...almost naturally. It's a slippery slope he happily goes down.

-First they travel together. Then they almost die together. They heal together. They struggle with their trauma together. Then they live together. And after a year or two, they love each other together.

-Muhammad would be at peace with his feelings. It made sense, in a way. He couldn't have fallen for anyone else than him.

-At this point in their relationship, they've both tackled more intimate and private topics in their conversations. Muhammad talked about his childhood in Cairo. Jean-Pierre told him about Sherry. Avdol opened up to him about growing up gay in the Islamic part of the Egyptian capital. Polnareff shared how loving men and women in the 70's, especially in the very homophobic french countryside, was extremely hard to make peace with. They understand and know each other like no one else before them.

-Muhammad would make the first move and confess first. Even if Jean-Pierre knows he likes men, he also knows that romance takes him a while. And he wouldn't dare violate his boundaries.

-Muhammad would probably bring it up on a nice evening. Maybe they're dining together in their shared living room. Maybe they're stargazing. It wouldn't matter. He wants to be true to himself and he feels ready to return Jean-Pierre's feelings. Because after all this time, of course he knows. He may be oblivious but he still has a working pair of eyes and ears.

-"I love you". Such simple words that held an infinite weight. They were looking each other in the eyes, and the words slipped Avdol's tongue like they were said a thousand times before. His velvety voice resonated over everything, even Jean-Pierre's thoughts. It took up his entire mind, his entire heart, and for a moment he forgot everything except for his lover. Muhammad was smiling with a softness he hadn't ever seen before. Their hands were clasped in a warm embrace, and that night, it was like there were only the two of them in the world.

Avpol pair hcs:

-When Muhammad confessed, Jean-Pierre couldn't believe it. After years of pining, the words flipped around in his mind and occupied his entire brain capacity.

-Soft tears ran on his cheeks as he fully understood what he was just told.

"Say it again"

-Muhammad said it again every time.

-Their first kiss was messy. As was their first everything. Jean-Pierre initiated the gesture but couldn't bring himself to close the distance between them, afraid to step over some unspoken boundary. The Egyptian silently put a hand behind the man's neck and pulled him into a loving embrace, lips meeting each other in a chaos of bumping noses and half-opened mouths. Muhammad didn't admit that it was his first kiss. It might not have been the most pleasurable, but it was the best kiss he ever had.

"Let me do it again. Let me do it right. I promise to kiss you how you deserve to be kissed this time"

-Their second kiss was more organized. Polnareff took the fortune teller's lips between his expertly, and Muhammad was sure that he forgot how to breathe for a few moments after they parted.

-It was the first of many that night, and all the nights that followed.

-There would be lots of physical touch. Polnareff is very needy, even more after nearly losing his beloved to Dio. He can't let Avdol out of his sight.

-Even if Polnareff was almost always around Avdol, especially after they were both discharged from the hospital; he's literally attached to the man's leg by now.

-They've been living together since they got out of the blasted hospital really. Jean-Pierre didn't have anywhere to go back to (his little house in the countryside is there but it's so, so lonely without Sherry and he would have to think and be alone and-); and Avdol couldn't be by himself with two newly-attached prosthetic hands. It was only natural for the Frenchman to live in Avdol's house. He loved being introduced to the chickens (when some baby chicks joined the flock, he didn't pass on the opportunity to name the black one Jotaro. He definitely sent the boys pictures.)

-When Muhammad woke up screaming, Jean-Pierre would be out of bed and at his side faster than he could summon Silver Chariot. In the beginning, the Egyptian tried to keep composure after his nightmares, brushing him off at the wave of a hand; but it only took two nights for him to break down completely. Polnareff never saw Avdol cry as hard as he did that night. He didn't dare hold him, hands just ghosting his frame as the man shuddered and wept and fell apart at the seams in front of him. He only muttered reassuring words and tried his best to comfort his best friend, because for once Muhammad allowed himself to be weak and he needed him.

-They ended up sharing bedrooms soon after. It was an unspoken agreement. Avdol often woke up because of horrible nightmares, and Polnareff needed the constant reassurance of Muhammad's presence; he needed to know that the man he loved was alive and not wherever Vanilla Ice took him.

-Polnareff did his best to help around the house, even more when Avdol re-opened his fortune-telling shop. He took up loads of little jobs, wanting to pull his weight even though Muhammad told him time and time again that it wasn't necessary. He did it anyway.

-Jean-Pierre would spend hours reading on how to take care of natural hair. His "housemate" had trouble doing it with his new metallic hands, hair sometimes getting stuck in the delicate mechanism, although he would rather die than admit it. The first time he convinced Muhammad into letting him twist his Bantu knots, the result was...undescribable. The Frenchman felt terrible about messing it up while his partner couldn't stop himself from laughing at the terrible state of his hair.

-Eventually, practice did make perfect, and Jean-Pierre could twist and braid his hair in authentic fashion. Muhammad always made sure to thank him for his service, keeping to himself how the delicate feeling of the man's hands against his scalp made him feel like he was safe from everything.

-The frenchman read somewhere that silk caps were good for natural hair. The very next day, a similar cap was sitting in Avdol's bathroom. He never said a word about it, but he uses it every night.

-Polnareff would also cook quite often, insisting on making Avdol taste the delights of his country. The Egyptian would sometimes wake up to the delicious scent of freshly baked pastry, his lover having woken up extra-early to beat him to breakfast. He's not a stellar cook, but Avdol always swear that his cooking is the best he ever had.

-They would definitely share clothes. Polnareff steals them. Avdol lends them. Seeing his lover in his oversized red cloak is a sight that he holds close to his heart.

-They show each other where they grew up. Avdol makes Polnareff tour Cairo, while the man shows him around the countryside and tells him of his childhood.

-They both enjoyed the cultural exchange they were getting from living together full time, being able to settle down. Polnareff is Christian, while Muhammad is Muslim. The Frenchman was especially curious over the other man's practice. He even tried to do Ramadan with him once, but ended up breaking fast early (his organism was unfortunately pressuring him to drink too hard and he fainted in the middle of the afternoon). Muhammad apreciated the effort nonetheless.

-I believe they both practice their respective religions and deeply respect the other's faith. Hence, Jean-Pierre never pipes a word when Muhammad wakes up in the dead of the night to pray and spends the whole day cooking with him during ramadan; while Avdol makes sure to strictly observe Polnareff's food restrictions during Lent.

-After they get together, the only thing Polnareff struggles with is having to put off the bedroom exercise two times during the year.

-The two would fly to Japan to visit the boys once or twice a year. When they arrive, Kakyoin would slide Jean-Pierre a knowing look, seeing their joint hands; while Jotaro would pull his hat over his eyes and mutter something close to "fucking finally". Meanwhile, Joseph falls off a chair at the news.

"OH MY GOD!!"

-He would probably make a few jokes about Avdol having poor taste in men while Polnareff acts all offended.

"It appears that Kakyoin has quite questionable taste as well", said Avdol, a playful smile dancing on his lips while eyeing Jotaro. The redhead's eyebrows shot up to his hairline while his partner embarrassingly pulled his hat all the way down to his nose, concealing a blush. Fortunately for them, Joseph was oblivious as ever.

-Avdol and Polnareff would spend hours reminiscing together, huddled close on the couch or in bed; telling each other what has never been told before.

-They love each other, and they're alive, and it's enough for them.

#avpol #jjba stardust crusaders #jojo headcanons #muhammad avdol #jean pierre polnareff #polnareff x avdol #shipping headcanons #everyone lives au #sorry but they're all alive to me #this post turned out longer than my lifespan #I had a lot to say about them #THEM #jotakak #caejose if you squint #sorry anon but I couln't resist the gays #jjba #stardust crusaders

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