#beefy die 2

[vic-the-crayon]

My Object Show Master List:

Ask me stuff about object shows! Questions, opinions, discussions, headcannons ect. Here are the object shows that i've watched, I will add to the list as I watch more:

Object Shows:

Inanimate Insanity: All Seasons

Battle For Dream Island: All Seasons

Excellent Entities: All Seasons

Paper Puppets Take 2

Animated Inanimate Battle

ONE: All Seasons

Battle For Circle

Object Trek

Object Kerfuffle

After Schooligans

The Christmasly Object Show

Animatic Battle

Twilight Orchards

The Nightly Manor

Object Legends

Generic Object Battle

Team Room 125: All Seasons

В Цилиндре Событий (At The Cylinder Of Events)

Object Lockdown and Object Lock Out

HOPE

Puck'n Roll

Object Fallout

Object Show AUs:

BFBAlt

ONE: Co-Host AU

Object Shows that I am a team member on:

Beefy Die 2

Competitive Adaptable Things

#object shows #object show community #osc #animated inanimate battle #inanimate insanity #bfdi #battle for dream island #battle for bfdi #battle for bfb #animatic battle #object kerfuffle #after schooligans #object trek #twilight orchards #paper puppets take 2 #excellent entities #hjfone #tpot #beefy die 2 #the nightly manor #object legends #competitive adaptable things #generic object battle #team room 125 #at the cylinder of events #atcoe #bfbalt #co-host au #object lockout #Object lockdown

[tangledinink]

So. Leo and Donnie grew up under Big Mama's care to eventually become the infamous Gemini in the Battle Nexus... And Mikey has been raised by Baron Draxum to fulfill the prophecy... Well, where's Raph?

(treasure of the shrine) (tireless devotee) (pledged martyr)

enter -> raphael, child of the foot clan

raph grew up under the protective eye of the foot, raised on endless tales of the clan's grand mission and the essential role he would play in it. his value was very clear from the moment he came into the clan's possession as an infant, given the inherent, powerful mystical energy already laying dormant inside him. though he cannot wield any magick himself, he often spends long hours meditating in the clan's shrine, bathing in mystic energy, awaiting the day he can don the dark armor and awaken their master shredder with his life force. as per clan tradition, he was never given a name and is instead officially referred to by his title-- oblation.

though he is just as devoted to his ninja training as any other clan recruit, his future role makes him far too valuable to be sent on missions or risk combat. in fact, he very rarely leaves the safety of shredder's shrine. this doesn't bother oblation, however. he is perfectly content in his role, and proud of what his anticipated sacrifice will achieve. his faith and trust in the clan are absolute and unwavering. however...

though small children are rarely recruited by the clan, there was one other. recruit calls oblation "obby." and obby calls her "cru." they met when obby was nine and cru was ten and have been inseparable ever since, training side by side. though obby is technically considered a higher rank than her, neither of them have achieved full clan membership yet. obby will not earn his place until he completes his one and only mission, and one that he will do entirely on his own-- bring forth the shredder.

(and recruit is loyal. recruit believes fully in the clan's divine mission. recruit will give whatever the foot asks of her. but as obby's promised sacrifice looms ever closer, she finds herself harboring more and more doubt.)

#the promised prize for moving gemini onward #hehehe #gemini au #tw suicide #suicide implication #thats not? really what it is exactly but tw anyway just in casesies #the expectation isnt that raph straight up does a kys #the expectation is that the shredder is gonna suck all his lifeforce out like hes a fckin juicebox and itll definitely suck at a minimum #will there be long term consequences? will he die? who knows #theyre getting him mad beefy and putting so much mystic mojo in him on purpose though #1. better snack for shreddy #2. better survival odds #friendly reminder draxum survived so #but you know anyway #self sacrifice #cults #rottmnt #rottmnt sep au #rottmnt raph #rise raph #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #hamato raphael #foot clan #rise cassandra #rise casey #rottmnt cassandra jones #rottmnt casey jones #rottmnt separated au #rottmnt au

[gribarrinseteyrdum]

The best part of all the discourse on Ike's design is seeing people complain that Ike looks so small in engage.

Cause they have clearly absolutely forgotten how Ike looks in the actual game cause Ike has literally been flanderized to be bigger and beefier with every depiction post RD.

Like, he literally has basically the exact same muscle definition!

#I am right and I will die on this hill #alao big beefy ike good but like this is what he looks like ingame lmao #I will be immediately ignoring Ike's ring when I get it #as revenge for having to deal with part 3 boring maps #I always have fun witb part 1+2 and then I get to oart 3 and suffer just to olay Micaiah's part 3 maps #fire emblem #fire emblem engage #fe engage #Ike #fe ike

[pik-star-memeland-adventures]

what hylics fanart got you like this to to the og drawer

gimme the link also

#unethical questions #hylics 2 #hylics #bfdi #x beefy die #Youtube

[bipanicoverthegravessiblings]

We can have Andrew and Ashley (separately) dating reader who is a singer/guitarist in a Punk rock band, who has a somewhat cynical, indifferent personality but is quite kind when you get to know her.

But there is a problem, she is possessed by a demon and needs to kill or drink human blood to survive (just like that movie Jennifer Body feat. Megan Fox)

Friggin love Jennifer’s Body- hell yeah anon!

Ashley and Andrew Graves x Possessed Punk Rock!Reader

Andrew Graves

You met Andrew after he went to watch your band play. He came up to you after the show and started up a conversation with you.

You were the best part of the band in his personal opinion

You’d heard this all before, and like always you went along to get on his good graces

Honestly- you had full intention of eating him until he started some playful banter with you

You both just bounced off of each other so well

“Alright, so- it’s the zombie apocalypse and you have to team up with 2 other people at this bar.” Andrew was leaning against the bar, he phrased it like such a serious question, “Who you picking?”

“Hmmmm…” you hummed, turning your attention to the cluster of people, “Probably that guy-“ you nod towards one muscly frat dude chatting with his equally muscular friends, “He looks like he could punch some zombies. Dumb and fearless, ya know?”

Andrew chuckled, “Ahhh, so you’re into beefy dudes, huh?”

You gave him a deadpan stare before rolling your eyes and smirking a little, “Nah, if anything he’d be a sacrifice to the undead horde. I’m more into sickly looking emo dudes.”

A small blush painted Andrew’s cheeks, he turned to look at the crowd, “Soooo- does that mean I’m on your apocalypse team?”

“Not in the slightest,” you leant back on the bar stool, “It’s about survival, and no offense hun- but you’re usually the first to die in those kinds of movies.”

Andrew dramatically clutched his chest, giving a faux harmed expression. You playfully shove him to wipe the look off his face. He laughed a little as he sat back up in his stool.

“Alright, alright-“ you wave your hand towards him, “You can join my apocalypse team. We’ll team up to sacrifice the big dude.”

“You’re too kind.”

He was fun to talk to, what can ya say?

You ended up feasting on that frat bro after Andrew left- but not without giving you his number

You two hung out a bit after that- and Andrew became a regular at your shows

You even started inviting him to rehearsals to sit and watch

You make him a shirt with the band’s name on it as a joke- but he wears it constantly.

He’s a dork, but soon enough…he becomes your dork <3

Which is why you were nervous to tell him the truth about you

“….I’m sorry you’re what?”

You winced at his words. There- was no easy way of telling him this, but- you don’t know. It feels like the right thing to inform your partner you’re actually possessed by a demon and crave human flesh and blood.

“I’m possessed by a demon,” You turn away from his, rubbing your arm anxiously, “It- happened when I was 17. Some fucks tried to offer me as a sacrifice to a demon to make them famous and- well, now we know the reason virgins are sacrificed for demon deals.”

Andrew blinked, and a silence fell between you two. He turned away from you, his eyes fixed on the ground,

“….you know my sister is friends with a demon.”

You scrunched up your nose in confusion, turning to give him a look of “What the fuck?”

He held his hands up defensively, “Hey I don’t know! What else was I supposed to say?!”

“I don’t know!” You threw a throw pillow at him, “You’re the first person I’ve told!”

Andrew caught the pillow, placing it gingerly on his lap, “Well- I’m not a stranger to this whole…demon stuff. Can’t say I’ve dated one though…”

Your eyes widened. You looked at him in disbelief, “You- still want to date me?”

“Well- yeah.” He shrugged as if it wasn’t obvious, “You’re not gonna eat me- I’d assume at least.”

“Nah,” you gave him a small smirk, “Not enough meat on ya.”

You received a pillow to the face in response to that. You broke out into soft laughter, Andrew shortly joining in. This…went better than you thought it would.

From then on Andrew helped you with finding food. He’d scan for potential meals at your shows and direct you to them after.

He seems way too experienced in this sort of thing

Ashley Graves

That relatable moment when you’re about to feast on this guy, but this cute goth chick was about to sacrifice him to a whole other demon <3

After a show you had planned on following this couple and devouring them both- you were really hungry

Low and behold- the girl led her date into the woods and summoned a whole ass demon to take his soul

She noticed your presence as she was getting ready to move the body and-

“….sup.”

She said that as if trying to move the soulless body of a grown ass man in the middle of the woods was the most normal thing in the world. You were- dumbfounded honestly. Apparently you were staring for too long, as the woman dropped the corpse’s arms and crossed her own,

“You gonna scream- or are we going to be chill about this?” She tapped her foot as she glared at you, “Don’t make me offer another soul to my friend.”

“Ha! Good luck with that-“ you stepped out of the bushes, shaking off any leaves that stuck to your pants, “Your friend would just be confused why you’re offering them their own kind.”

She looked you up and down, her eyes narrowed with suspicion.

“Yeah- look. I’m possessed- and I was following you and that boy toy of yours to have some dinner.” You pointed to the corpse between you two, “So I’ll do you a favor and get rid of this body for you.”

The woman rubbed her chin, looking down at the body. She then grinned deviously, “Hmmm…you mind if I join you?”

Your eyes widened. Was- she being serious? Did she want to chow down on this guy with you?

Apparently she could notice your confusion and shrugged, “Well I was going to eat him anyway. Was thinking of grilling him- some salt, oregano, paprika as seasoning. Help me carry him and you’ve got yourself a 5 star meal.”

This has to be the most insane woman you’ve ever met. Is this what love feels like?

“Sure thing-“ you reach down, hoisting the man’s arm around your shoulder, “Names Y/N.”

“Ashley Graves.” Ashley made no effort to help you carry the body, just leading you along as your struggled.

And thus started a beautiful friendship!

Ashley sacrifices a soul, you two eat the soulless body. Win-Win!

As you hang out more outside of your hunts, Ashley learns about your band

She’s not happy that you have friends outside of her, but she goes to your show anyway

She claimed that everyone sucked except for you

“We should just eat them,” Ashley suggested, her chin rested on your shoulder.

You glance at her before speaking, “No can do- I’m not eating my band mates.”

“Fine-“ she huffed, shoving you away from her, “Then I will!”

“Ashley- No-“ you groan, turning around to look at the currently pouting woman, “Look, I have a life outside of you ya know- don’t like it, don’t come to the shows. Nothing wrong with keeping things professional between us.”

Ashley went quiet at that. She hugged herself, turning away from you.

“…what if I don’t want to be professional?” She muttered, just loud enough for you to catch.

You blinked down at her, “You- what?”

“We get each other! I want to keep doing this, and I don’t want those ‘bandmates’ getting in the way.” She glared up at you, “You…You like me too, right?”

You did. You’d be lying if you didn’t find her general unhinged-ness hot, but you couldn’t kill your band.

“Hey, look-“ your voice went soft as you took Ashley’s hands into your own, “I…like you too Ashley, but we’re not eating my band. If I’ve been ignoring you for them, I’ll- cancel rehearsal tomorrow so we can go do something. Just us. Sound good?”

A small smile formed on Ashley’s face as she nodded, “Yeah…that’d be great.”

You may be the possessed one here, but Ashley Graves is a whole other level

#the coffin of andy and leyley #ashley graves #andrew graves #andrew graves x reader #ashley graves x reader #x reader

[jellazticious]

Meet this chucklefuck

His name is Pascal Short for Giuseppe Pascallis Jaleppino Edvard Stefano Dimitri Jaloro Pepperman-Spaghetti

That's right, you read the surnames correctly. He is a Pepperino fankid

ramble and more drawings under the cut if you managed to survive the first part

If I had a nickel for everytime I made fankids, I would have two. Which isn't a lot but it is weird that it happened twice.

And brother? I'm happy about it jsrgksrb

Pascal is a jaloro pepper and since his parents are so shit at naming him, they straight up put his pepper type as a name. but yes, they're a real thing and they're so cute. Jaloros are just yellow jalapenos

I also tried to make him simultaneously look like a pepper and a mango to complement how Pepperman looks like an apple. but also while drawing the sprite mock ups, I realized that at a certain pose he sorta looks like a pizza slice. I win either way bfsjbgksjr

He does not want to be an artist or a chef but he does have the inherited naturality of both which landed him a job as a barista. and of course, he could only work for one place which is the Noisette Cafe. It kinda gave him a little trouble getting hired cuz 1.) Peppino does not like how his son is about to work for his rival's girlfriend and 2.) Noisette is fucking terrified of Pepperman. You think she's gonna let his son who is one foot taller work for her 😭

But still, Noisette is way too kind that Peppino forgets why he has a problem with her and Pascal is way softer than both his dads surprisingly. It's ironic how Peppino and Pepperman are these barbarians of people and their kid ended up being the forestcore aestethic. He is never beating the allegations lmao, he's gonna be THAT softboy

But don't get me wrong, he can be a combination brutal and berserk when pissed off. He still has the same strength as his dads, mind you. Mostly Pepperman's brute and Peppino's street smarts

And their patience too.

People expect him to be as manly lol but like nahh he just wanna chill and be a nerd dork

And if anyone's wondering, it was obviously Pepperman who spawned him. In the human au tho? I have a perfect answer for that lmao. ahem

My Pepperman has and always been intersex lmao. That is it, that is all you need to know how Pascal can theoretically be made

Plants being plants man, they're really weird. Pepper is simultaneously mom, dad, uncle, and aunt lmao. Tho Pas calls him both mom and dad because it would be so fucking funny and he calls Peppino papi

He's very tender mostly cuz he did not inherit Pepperman's narcissism but he did inherit that kindness that Pepperman tries so hard to hide. And of course, Peppino's anxiety and impulses.

As a kid, Peppino is the brooding hen between him and Phil. He'd be the one who double checks triple checks if it's safe to let baby Pascal do his thing.

Pepperman on the other hand, he holds baby Pas like a rubber ball. Peppino tries not to get his kid killed because of how his wife holds it 😭

Oh also in a few of em, you can see little interactions with @beefy-the-stronk's Jude. They're simultaneously cousins and siblings. Also don't question it. Just imagine there's two Peppermans gbsjbgrksj

Also Gustavo is the godfather. I only had Pascal for three days but I would die for him

Anyway, if you made it this far, I thank you but alas. That is all for now bgjsbgjksr

#Pizza Tower #i drew this #Pepperman #Manpepper #Peppino Spaghetti #okay how do I tag him #Pascal Jaleppino #fleshed out Pas #Jude the Forksmith #yeah making his middle name look like his last name fbsjbgksr #Pepperino #Spicah Meatball

[owlcoholik]

Sunny Sockeye big beefy reference sheet AND Sunny age chart. 2 for 1 bonus blue light special.

sockeye salmon have that life cycle thing where they uh die after they hit sexual maturity...and i really didn't want that to be the case for anthro salmon since it leaves them at somewhat of a disadvantage. so instead she just dulls and gets more distorted with age.

#surf shore city #anthro #furry #sockeye salmon #sunny sockeye #anthro fish #i Really enjoy making reference sheets #weirdfur

[buckyalpine]

Capture my Heart 1

18+ Minors dni

Lumberjack Bucky (and Alpine) x f reader 

Loved this so much @slutforsexyseabass​ As usual. I went over board. So I am going to write a lovely smutty part 2 for this. 

Warnings: FLUFF (Lumberjack Bucky is a beefy sweetheart) and angst (abusive ex, swearing) Smut in the next chapter, is coming, I promise. PROMISEEE  Word count: 4.7k Sorry. i am so sorry. 

Smutty part 2

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Bucky sat up from his spot in front of the fire place, hearing the sounds of branches and twigs snapping outside. It wasn’t unusual to hear the faint rustling of bushes in the middle of the night; he was used to it by now, living in the woods in his cozy cabin. But he was also more than familiar with all the sounds he’d normally hear and this was different. These were footsteps, not a deer or a bunny rustling in the bushes. He looked out the window but saw nothing though the sounds didn’t stop.

Alpine ears perked as the sounds neared, hopping into Bucky’s lap because those noises were definitely unfamiliar and they were getting closer. There weren’t people near Bucky’s cabin, and no one walked through the woods at this hour. He placed Alpine back on the couch, grabbing his gun from the kitchen drawer, locking and loading it before moving towards the door.

*****

You could feel your heart beating out of your chest, your breath coming out in rasps as you ran blindly through the forest. It was too dark to see where you were going but at this point it didn’t matter. You were ready to die at the hands of nature over the hands of your abusive and possessive ex. You’d tried to end things amicably and at first he seemed to take it well.

Until he started showing up at your work place and apartment, trying to get you back. When his attempts failed, he became worse, aggressively stalking you, leaving gifts and letters at your doorstep. The final straw was when you tried to tell him gently it just wouldn’t work out. You didn’t want to aggravate him more by going to the police; realistically they would’ve sent him off with a warning and nothing more. He didn’t take it well. All you felt was the sudden pinch of a needle to your neck and next thing you knew, you were gagged in the back of his pickup truck, your hands and legs bound together as he drove you to his cabin in the woods.

You had to ensure days of his rambling and out bursts, insisting this was for the best solution for both of you. Your body was littered with bruises and scars from where he grabbed and shoved you, accusing you of being selfish for leaving him. He never let you out of his sight and you were too deep into the forest for anyone to hear you scream.

You’d somehow managed to convince him to get some wood for a storm that was approaching, carefully arming yourself with a wrought iron rod from the fireplace, waiting for him to come back. You swallowed thickly, waiting for his back to turn to you before hitting him on the head, letting him fall to the floor unconscious.

You only had a short time to run before he woke up, sprinting out the door in nothing but an oversized t-shirt and sneakers, having no time to grab anything but your phone. The air was cold; you no longer see anything in the pitch darkness,  having no idea which direction you were even going in.

You saw a faint light through a thicket of trees, deciding to run towards it but based on your luck, the person living there could be a serial killer. Or another abusive disgruntled abuser. You truly had nothing else to lose. You slowed as you approached the cabin, suddenly feeling unsure about if they’d even open the door for you. You could see the soft warm light peak through the curtains as you tip toed around the trees, hiding in fear behind a large one. You didn’t think this through. What if they held you hostage? What if they knew your ex. You choked out a sob, slapping your hand over your mouth, holding on to a tree branch, trying to collect yourself.

*****

Bucky silently moved towards the door, switching the porch lights on before stepping out into the cold midnight air. He squinted at the rustling he could hear from behind a large tree nearby, freezing on the spot when he heard a soft whimper. He held onto his gun, moving towards the sound, gasping when he saw you tucked against the tree, trembling, looking at him wide eyed in fear. You looked scared, shaking like a baby bunny, he wanted to scoop you into his arms and comfort you from your distress.

“P-Please don’t hurt me” You whispered, tears staining your cheeks as you sniffled, trying to wipe your face only to have fresh tears take their place. Bucky quickly tucked his gun away, taking in your dishevelled appearance. Small twigs were caught in your hair, your t-shirt torn, clutching onto a phone for dear life. His heart broke, watching you wrap your arms around yourself, he could see the torment in your eyes about trusting him or not. He took a step back to give you some space while you continued to cling to the trunk, shivering.

“Is someone trying to hurt you?” He spoke as softly as he could, staying in the spot where the porch light would allow you to see him better. You kept your head down, giving him a tiny nod, staying rooted to the spot. You started to feel tiny a drizzle, the telltale signs of a severe storm approaching, the tumbling of thunder rolling in the distance.

“It’ll rain soon doll, why don’t you come inside, I promise, I won’t hurt you sweetheart”

Bucky knew you had no reason to believe him but he couldn’t just leave you outside. You bit your lip nervously, itching to trust him but you couldn’t be sure. He could sense your hesitation, giving you a soft smile when you took a step forward. You cried out when you felt a sharp pain shoot through your ankle; the adrenaline had worn off and you could feel the pain from when you rolled your ankle during your escape. You whimpered in pain, as he quickly moved to your side, wrapping a thick arm around you waist, so he could support your body.

“Hey, here its okay. Lean against me, I got you”

You let him walk you to his cabin, some of your nerves easing in his hold. The firm strong grip of his arm made you feel safe and the soft scent of his cologne was comforting, like warm pine woods. He set you down on the large plush couch in front of the fire place, the warmth immediately soothing your cold clammy skin.  

“I’m going to get a first aid kit okay?” He walked down the hall, petting a fluffy white cat sitting in the corner curiously eyeing you, before turning to the bathroom. “Be nice Alpine, she’s a guest”

She sauntered over to you, sniffing you curiously, hopping onto the sofa and purring in your lap, her little kitty senses telling her you were in need of some love and affection (maybe a new mommy for her daddy?). You petted her soft silky fur, looking up when you heard Bucky return. You gasped when you saw him, having not paid attention to how he looked when you were outside but now. Fuck.

He was handsome. He stood tall in front of you, his dark chest nut hair pulled into a low bun that rested at the nape of his neck.  You didn’t realize it then, but he was huge. His Henley was stretched tightly across his chest, the material nearly bursting around his arms. His jeans hugged his muscular thighs and you could feel your face heat up when your eyes met with his soft blue ones.

He kneeled in front of you, removing the leaves and twigs that clung to your hair. He grabbed a few wipes to clean your scrapes, lightly blowing on your skin when you hissed at the sting.

“Sorry doll almost done and then I’ll wrap your ankle, okay?” You nodded, watching him carefully place a few band aids and gently wrap a bandage around your foot.

“My names James, you can call me Bucky though” He smiled up at you and you noticed his dark thick lashes, the light scruff that dusted his cheeks, the most perfect nose, and his lips. They were pink, soft, kissable- stop it, you don’t even know him.

“I’m y/n” Your voice came out a raspy whisper, tired and thirsty. “Thank you for letting me stay, I didn’t mean to come onto your property-

“You don’t have to thank me doll, you’re safe here” He shook his head, his hand gently stroking your knee, he couldn’t let you see the absolute rage that was coursing through his veins knowing someone had put you through this. The rumble of your stomach momentarily interrupted his train of thought, focusing back to you.

“I’ll get you something to eat. The bathrooms just down the hall to the left, I kept a towel and some clothes you can change into”

You were about to protest, but he gave you a pointed look, smiling when you giggled, making your way to the bathroom. As soon as you disappeared down the hall his jaw clenched, his hands balling into fists. He didn’t say anything but he saw the dark bruises and scrapes that littered your skin. Your wrists and ankles still had indents from where you had been tied up with rope. He squeezed his eyes shut, he had to focus on you and giving you what you needed first. He walked over to the kitchen, setting a kettle on and grabbing food for you to eat.

*****

You let the hot water wash away all the dirt and grime that clung onto your skin, wishing you could wash away the bruises that still lingered on your body. Your mind wandered to Bucky; everything about him was comforting. The way he touched you so gently, his soft smile, those blue eyes. You grabbed the fluffy towel he left you, wrapping yourself with it to dry off. You smiled at the large soft flannel shirt he left for you along with a large pair of sweat pants. The comfy material hung loosely on your smaller frame but you didn’t mind, you were more than happy to just be dry, warm and safe.

When you came back, there was a mug of steaming hot chocolate on the wooden coffee table, along with a tray piled high with different pastries. Bucky came back with a small dish of cat treats for Alpine, setting them on the floor near the couch before sitting beside you, keeping some space in between you both.

“I hope you like hot chocolate, I can make you tea if you like that better doll, I have lots-

“It’s delicious, thank you Bucky” You hummed at the creamy rich hot chocolate, holding the large mug close to you, letting it warm you up though the heat in your cheeks were because of his adorable smile. “I think I could live off of this alone”

“I’m happy you like it, took me years to get it just like my ma’s” Bucky grinned, grabbing the tray of pastries and placing it in the space between you. “Eat as much as you like doll, I made them all myself”

You giggled, looking at the comically large pile of treats; mini apple pies, strawberry Danishes, lemon tarts, butter tarts, chocolate chip cookies, coffee cake, scones.  

“You made all this?” You picked up one of the butter tarts, taking a small bite but the second it hit your tongue, you scarfed the whole thing down, immediately going for another pastry. The man had God like baking skills, you’d never tasted anything so delicious, you thought you were going to cry. “They’re so good- I-I’ve never had anything like these, they’re amazing”

“I usually bake for myself and pack some for a little old couple that owns the hardware store in town where I get my tools. Known them for years”

Alpine watched Bucky carefully, seeing him blush as you two spoke, his voice soft. She hopped up on Bucky’s lap, carefully tip toeing over the tray so she could plop in your lap again, purring when you scratched the back of her ears. Bucky cocked his head, raising an eye brow at his peculiar cat, surprised to see her acting so friendly. You giggled when she bumped her head onto your chin, nuzzling against you.  

“She doesn’t usually like people” Bucky snorted, shaking his head when Alpine narrowed her eyes at him.

“She’s very sweet” You grinned, rubbing her belly, cooing at the sweet fur baby as she tried to capture your hand in her paws.

“She likes you” He chuckled at the way Alpine snuggled further into your lap, purring like a motorboat. Bucky felt his heart skip a beat the second Alpine jumped into your lap, she always hissed at unfamiliar people. She wasn’t hardly a fan of regular people (only recently decided she’d tolerate Steve and Sam).

Between the warmth of the fire and the awful day you had, exhaustion began to take over. Your head nodded off as you tried to stay awake, your eyes struggling to stay open.

“Why don’t you get some rest y/n, just give me a second to get the room ready”  

“No! Bucky no, you’ve already done more than enough for me, I can just sleep on the couch, I couldn’t ask you to-

“You don’t have to tell me anything” Bucky nodded to some of the bruises that peaked under the sleeved you had rolled up. “But there’s no way I’m letting you sleep on the couch. You need rest and a proper bed; I’ll be back in a minute doll”

Bucky grabbed a few fuzzy blankets from the cupboard of the guest room, laying them out for you. He grabbed a water bottle for the bedside table, checking the windows were locked properly before coming to get you, smiling when he found you fast asleep, curled up in a ball with Alpine tucked into your side.

“Y/n?” He whispered, chuckling when you mumbled something in your sleep, tucking yourself further in the couch. “Sweet heart, the beds ready” Your eyes cracked open, having no energy to get out of the couch to walk over. You let out a tiny yawn, immediately going back to sleep. He tucked a hair behind your ear, carefully moving you into his arms.  

“M’gonna carry you okay?” You nodded slightly, snuggling in the warmth of his body as he carried you to the room. He set you down, tucking you in, doing a quick check of the room once more before leaving.

“Good night doll”

*****

The crack of thunder jolted you awake, your first thought was that your ex had found you, smashing the windows. You sat up, shivering when flashes of lightening poured through the curtains, heavy rain pelting against the windows. You couldn’t shake of the shock, your heart racing, suddenly finding it difficult to breathe. You weren’t typically scared of storms but you were feeling over stimulated and had no way to ground yourself.

Bucky stirred at the sound of the raging storm, sitting up when he heard your distressed cries in the room across from his. He immediately made his way over, his heart breaking seeing you curled in a ball, trembling each time there was a clap of lighting to thunder.

“Y/n? Doll, are you okay?” Bucky switched the lamp on, hanging up an extra sheet over the curtains so you wouldn’t have to see the flashes of lightening. He sat down beside you, unsure if you’d be okay with him touching you, gently stroking your back.

“C-can you h-hold me? P-Please?” You whispered between sobs, your body trembling as you wrapped your arms around your knees tighter, trying to stop yourself from shaking.

“Come here darling” He pulled you into his lap with ease, tucking your head under his chin, his arms wrapping your entire body, holding you against him. You squeezed your eyes shit, your face in his chest, hands clutching onto his shirt as he rocked you, your body finally beginning to relax. Your sobs had reduced to sniffles while he played with your hair, gently grazing your scalp as your eyes started to grow heavy again, falling asleep and softly snoring his arms. Bucky tucked you back in, making sure you were asleep before getting up to leave. He blinked when he felt gentle tug to his wrist, your glassy eyes looking up at him.

“Stay? Please?”

He smiled, nodding and laying down beside you, keeping his hand in yours, squeezing it while you shuffled over to be closer to him.

“I’m right here okay? No one can hurt you y/n, I’m here, go to sleep doll”

*****

You woke up the next morning to a steaming cup of tea on the side table along with a note next to it

In the kitchen, breakfast is ready, come when you’re ready sugar

-          JBB & Alp

You tried to ignore the way your heart fluttered, finishing your tea before going to the bathroom. He’d left you another set of clothes to change into as well as a fluffy towel and new tooth brush. You made your way to the kitchen, the smell of fresh pancakes floating down the hall. He had a bright smile on his face, mentally putting himself on a leash when he saw you in his clothes.

“Good morning sugar, you hungry?” Bucky’s smile faded slightly seeing the bruises on your skin darker than the day before. “Let me get you some ice for that”

You sat at the stool, loading your plate; Bucky had cooked for an army. Unsurprisingly, he made the softest, fluffiest pancakes and you were struggling not to moan at the table. He held the ice to the darkest bruise on your arm, swallowing thickly when you hissed in pain.

“The person who hurt me,” You let out a shuddered breath while Bucky continued to tend to your bruises. “Was my ex”

Your eyes nervously flicked around the room, tugging at a lose string at the hem of your shirt. You knew Bucky didn’t expect you to explain your situation but you felt comfortable around him, plus you didn’t want to put him in danger because of your baggage.

“We broke up months ago because he was so controlling. Uh, he didn’t take the break up very well” You let out a shaky laugh, trying to make light of the situation, noting the way Bucky’s nostrils flared, his jaw clenched. “He drugged me and kept me up in his cabin. I have no idea for how long. The storm saved me in a way; I’d managed to send him away for some wood. Hit him and ran, he’s probably out looking for me now” Your voice had been reduced to a whisper, trembling again.

“You don’t have to worry about him, I’ll keep you safe y/n” Bucky pulled your into his arms, his lips lightly brushing your forehead. Bucky could feel his little fur baby wedge herself between his legs to get to you. You felt a little ball of fur near you feet, looking down to see Alpine rubbing herself on your leg. “Hm, sorry yes, almost forgot about you my fluffy marshmallow. We will keep you safe”

*****

Over the week, Bucky never left your side. As much as he wanted to hunt the asshole that did this to you, he knew you were in no state to be left alone. It didn’t help that the storm had knocked over a number of trees, meaning he couldn’t just drive you back to the city.

Truthfully you didn’t mind; you couldn’t remember the last time you’d felt so safe and happy. Bucky had been an absolute sweetheart, never letting you lift a finger, doting on you every minute of the day even when you insisted not to. He did all the cooking, reluctantly letting you do the dishes because you insisted. The only problem you had was struggling not to fall for him. He had no idea what his lingering hugs, sweet words and gentle kisses did to you;  you had to mentally scold yourself to calm down at least 8 times a day (you had no idea Bucky was struggling just as much, he’d had many conversations with Alpine about it).

You’d managed to control yourself until he went outside to chop wood. Initially you’d been reluctant to go outside but Bucky insisted a bit of fresh air would be good for you. You ventured onto the porch with a blanket wrapped around you (comfy in his Henley and a pair of boxers), Alpine tucked under you arm. You nearly whimpered watching a very shirtless Bucky grunt as he brought the axe down, easily splitting a thick log into half, sweat dripping down his very toned body, biceps bulging each time he swung. His hair was tied up into a half bun, jeans resting low on his hips, giving you the perfect view of his happy trail; the man was sex on legs. He looked up, happy to see you outside, giving you a bashful smile before continuing to work, hoping the blush dusting his cheeks wasn’t too obvious. He couldn’t help the little jump his heart did every time you smiled or touched him.

You heard the rumble of a car in the distance, your eyes widening in fear as you ran into the house, with Bucky quickly following behind. You stood frozen in the middle of the living room, panic making it difficult to think straight. Your breaths came out in rasps, fresh tears spilling down your cheeks.

“Hey, hey, look at me, its okay. No one is going to hurt you doll, promise, I got you” Bucky rushed over to you, wiping your tears before sweeping you in his arms and taking you to his room. You clutched around him, refusing to let him go when he set you down on his bed. A knock at the door made your heart race.

“I’ll go see who it is, you stay here with Alp, okay? Come here and lie down darling, I’ll be back before you know it” Bucky gave you a warm smile as he tucked you and Alpine under the sheets but it only upset you more. He was a sweet heart and he didn’t ask to be dragged into this mess.

“What if something happens to you?” You looked at him with glassy eyes, your bottom lip trembling.

“Nothing will happen to me baby, its gonna be okay” He kissed your forehead, pulling an extra blanket over you before getting up and locking the door. He frowned as he made his way to the door, tucking his gun in the waistband of his jeans before throwing on a shirt and opening the door.

“Mr. Barnes”

Two police officers stood on his porch along with another shifty looking man who had a dark bruise on his head. Bucky shut the door behind him, nodding for them to talk on the drive way, further away from the cabin.

“There a problem?”

“We were wondering if you saw this young woman around the area, she went missing a few days ago” Thor pulled out a picture of you, handing it over to Bucky before continuing. “This is her boyfriend, she was staying with him in one of the northern cabins and may have gotten lost” He pointed to the man who shuffled on his feet, trying to look through the windows from where he was standing while talking to the other office. Bucky closed his eyes, taking a breath trying to calm himself. The fucker was right there and he couldn’t do anything. Yet.

“A word officer” Bucky murmured, walking off to the side of the cabin. Thor nodded to Loki, signalling him to keep the conversation going as he stepped off, following Bucky to a more secluded area.

“He’s an abuser” Bucky spoke lowly, “He drugged and kidnapped her and held her in his cabin. She managed to escape but had a feeling he’d come looking for her”

“I knew it” Thor scoffed, shaking his head. “The bastards got a bruise right across his forehead, can’t imagine he got it from hiking in the woods like he claimed”

“Can I ask a favour? Off the record?” Thor nodded, cocking eyebrow as Bucky’s fists twitched, eyes raging. “Don’t lock him up tonight. Do it tomorrow morning”

“Consider it done James” Thor snorted; he already knew what his friend was going to do. “She’s safe with you?” Thor whispered, breathing a sigh of relief when Bucky nodded. “She’s not here!” Thor stated as he walked around, back to the police cruiser. “Let’s go”

Loki smirked, figuring Thor must have learned something based on his smug facial expression and sudden cool demeanour. As soon as the men drove off, Bucky was running back to the house straight to you. He wrapped you in his arms, cuddling you close to him.

“Was it him?” He silently nodded, holding you tighter, softly kissing your head. You nuzzled into him more, clinging onto him. “Can we cuddle?” You whispered, peeking at him through your lashes, you just didn’t want to let him go.

“Of course my doll” Bucky tucked himself under the sheets, bringing you to lay on his chest. He stroked your hair, as you closed your eyes, letting his heart beat sooth you.

“Thank you for protecting me”

“Always, babydoll”

*****

Bucky gently shook you awake, chuckling at the way you’d fallen asleep in his arms, clinging onto him like a little koala bear.

“I have to do something quickly, but you won’t be alone baby, my friends are right outside okay?”

“Where do you have to go?” You pouted as he smiled, carrying you to the living room, setting you in front of the fire while he went to go put on his boots before pecking a quick kiss to your head.

“I’ll be back soon, promise y/n”

You followed Bucky to the door where you saw two men in a dark truck, one with straight raven hair, the other with long wavy blonde hair. They gave you a warm smile, waving over to you before nodding at Bucky as he climbed into his truck, pulling away and driving down the road.

Thor made the journey a little easier, having slipped Bucky the address to the cabin earlier. Bucky took large strides to the door, banging on it waiting for your shitty little ex to open the door.

“Who are y-

He didn’t even finish his sentence, immediately feeling a throbbing pain shooting through his head from where Bucky punched him.

“What the fu-

“Stay away from her” Bucky was seething, towering over your ex as he cowered on the floor, grasping his head in pain. “You stay the fuck away from her” Bucky grabbed him off the floor, pressing him against the wall.

“You bruised her here” Bucky snapped his arm easily, scoffing when he cried in pain. “And here” He kneed him in the stomach, watching your ex double over, sobbing on the floor. “And so many other fucking places, was it not enough?! Why the fuck did you come looking for her?!” Bucky dragged him over to a chair, swiftly tying him up, so he wouldn’t escape.

“She’s a little who-

“Don’t” Your ex flinched when Bucky took a step towards him, trembling in fear. “Just so you know, the police had footage of her running. From the other cabins. Footage of you dragging her here. I’m only leaving you alive because the police found you first”

Bucky made a quick phone call to his two friends, who pulled away to arrest your ex as soon as Bucky arrived back home.

“You’re safe now babydoll-

You immediately ran into his arms, just happy to know he was back. You kissed his bruised knuckles, before showering his face in kisses, you didn’t ask questions but you knew. You were safe. He made sure of it.

*****

Neither of you brought up the topic of going back home; Bucky didn’t want you to leave nor did you want to go home. You loved it here. It gnawed at the back of your head as you stayed another two weeks, cuddled up with Bucky on the couch eating pastries he made, something you did each night since the first night you stayed over. Bucky could tell something was off as you shifted slightly, your eyes a little lost.

“You okay baby?”

“I-I’m sorry, I’ve just been staying here, I should be going home, I’m sorry-

“You’re welcome to stay for as long as you like sweetheart, I…I like you a lot-

You didn’t let him finish, grabbing his face, pulling him in for a deep kiss. You hard tried to avoid it, you really did but it was too much. He had captured your heart. In the small time you were with him, he had it all and you couldn’t let him go.

Smutty part 2

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[toxicanonymity]

Cross-fandom: my fics by interest

Works from: The Last of Us, Scream, Narcos, The Skeleton Twins, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Bear, Road House (2024), Logan, The Free World, Little Accidents

Masterlists: Main (incl. Slashers) | Pedro | Boyd

NOTES: You can look for a theme or fic you like and see what else is grouped with it from other fandoms. Still adding. There will be repeats of a fic falls on more than 1 category. Chronological by fic date unless otherwise noted. Heed warnings. An anon mentioned liking my slashers despite not knowing the movies. So I made this bc of my break (also check out @toxicrecs). I rly appreciate your patience and kind words. x f!reader unless otherwise noted.

*the exact link is on the list more than once

Captivity, dubcon/noncon, dark fluff/caretaking

Raider Joel (Miller from The Last of Us)

* Stay awake (vampire Joel, very docile)

* The Raid (Javi and Steve from Narcos)

Captive POV (Donald Pierce from Logan) - the capture & brief touching so far, no fluff.

The Spread (Thomas Hewitt from TX Chainsaw)

Sneaking around & possessiveness

*Good Behavior (Corey Cunningham, Halloween)

Stepdad Joel

Comforting a beefy man after he's mistreated

Corey from the Yard

Mo Lundy (The Free World / Boyd Holbrook)

Power struggle, degradation, noncon both ways

*Every Inch (Ghostface) & pts 2, 3 (see fic)

Slasher Joel

Sex Work (or adjacent)

Virgin sex worker reader (Joel)

Jailbird (Joel x sex worker inmate/parolee)

Motel (Amos from Little Accidents)

Hybristophilia (attraction to criminals)

Obsessive reader (Michael)

File room boss - (Steve x boss f!reader)

*Good Behavior (Corey)

Dirty talk in the same style (night walks style)

Night Walks (Joel)

*Every Inch (NW coded Ghostface)

*Thighs out (Joel)

Unwanted or noncon somnophilia

Rock bottom pt. 3 (Corey)

What you're missing (Joel)

Ghostface POV drabble

Takes you forcefully bc you want him to

Michael (Myers) knows

Beef broth (Joel)

Same as above but you're asleep

Sleeping Beauty (Joel)

Late Night Company (Corey)

Killer/Slasher POV

Skin Alley (Michael)

* Every Inch 3 (Ghostface)

Midnight Snack (Slasher Joel)

Ghostface POV drabble

Vampires

* Stay Awake (Joel)

Michael's Castle

Sexual tension or pining between men

In order of mild to extreme (still f!reader)

* Beach Walks, Beach Walks Lore (Joel & Billy)

* The Raid (Javi & Steve) - pt. 2 (more to come)

Rock Bottom ch. 1 (Corey/Michael)

* Good Behavior (Corey)

Unwanted breeding drabbles

Secret breeder (Joel)

Breeder Michael

Shared by brothers

The Ghost (Berzatto Bros) - implied/adjacent

Brotherly Sharing Masterlist (Miller Bros)

He fucks you in front of someone who might die

Michael makes them watch

Raider - Failed Rescue (Joel)

Crossover between fandoms or movies and there's sexual tension with both of them and/or each other

Michael in Ambrose (Halloween / House of Wax)

Beach Walks - Prequel, Fic pt 1* (Night walks Joel / Billy from The Skeleton Twins)

Road House (2024) - Scream AU (kinda)

Gas Stations

Get out of the way (Michael Myers)

All dressed up (Night Walks Joel)

Leopard Print (Joel & special guest)

Man calls himself daddy

*Sky's Out Thighs Out (Joel)

Every Inch 2 & Every inch 3* (Ghostface)

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Feel free to suggest categories/fics

#dark fic #some darker than others #hybristophilia fic #stockholm syndrome fic

[vic-the-crayon]

"I hold your head deep in my arms..."

My Object Show x Once Upon A Studio crossover! 😊

I might make this a series IDK

Characters:

BFDI: Needle

Inanimate Insanity: MePad

BOTO: Party Hat

PPT2: Bubble Wrap and Mr. Hand

Object Trek: Pie and Water Balloon

ONE: Charlott

Object Kerfuffle: Tack and Ice Pick

At The Cylinder Of Events: Светофор (Traffic Light)

Animated Inanimate Battle: Farty

Animatic Battle: Spas 12 and Exclamation Mark

Object Legends: Hoppy

Beefy Die 2: Sunny

Competitive Adaptable Things: Cake Ball

#object show community #object shows #osc #animatic battle #hjfone #inanimate insanity #bfdi #beefy die 2 #battle for bfdi #paper puppets take 2 #brawl of the objects #object trek #object kerfuffle #at the cylinder of events #atcoe #animated inanimate battle #object legends #osc community #competitive adaptable things #Youtube

[thearwenschild]

Anspielungen auf andere ddf Fälle im blutrotem Kondor

In den Rocky Beach Crimes Büchern wimmelt es vor Anspielungen auf andere Fällen. Und da meine Freundin das Buch noch nicht gelesen hat, sammel ich sie mal. Sollte spoilerfrei sein und natürlich kein Anspruch auf Vollständigkeit.

Skinny entdeckt in Mrs Fowlers Haus "eine Bodenvase, die mit chinesischem Drachen-Motiv bedruckt war." Die drei Fragezeichen Der Fluch des Drachen (130)

Die Drei bekommen von Skinny eine neue Visitenkarte angedichtet: "Amnesie und Emotionen: Bob - Stan Silver - Andrews" Die drei Fragezeichen Der namenlose Gegner (149)

Skinny zu Lys: "Vielleicht kannst du sogar einen Esel oder ein Maultier mieten. Könnte natürlich ein riskanter Ritt werden, aber ich mische mich da nicht ein." Die drei Fragezeichen Der riskante Ritt (51)

"Unweit von hier hatte Skinnys Vater vor ein paar Jahren noch eine Ranch besessen. Eine Investition, die sich nicht gelohnt hatte. Sie war sogar richtig schiefgelaufen, woran Skinny nicht so ganz unschuldig gewesen war." Die drei Fragezeichen und das Aztekenschwert (23)

Im Historischen Forschungsinstitur hängen Gemälde der Argyll Queen und der Star of Panama Die drei Fragezeichen Der Phantomsee (2) Die drei Fragezeichen Das Gold der Wikinger (45)

Lys erzählt über ihre Schulzeit: "Als ich hier für ein paar Monate auf der Junior-Highschool war, haben wir seine Kurzgeschichte über eine bedrohte Ranch gelesen." Die drei Fragezeichen Die bedrohte Ranch (33)

Lys und Skinny unterhalten sich mit ein paar Polizisten über leichtsinnige Schatzsucher: " Samuel musste auf dem Gebiet der Familie Sanchez mal eine spektakuläre Kletteraktion genehmichen, um ein paar Jungen aus einer entlegenen Höhle zu retten. Und bei den Alvaros wurden Jugendliche auf der Suche nach einem Erbstück verschüttet." Die drei Fragezeichen Der lachende Schatten (13) Die drei Fragezeichen Das Aztekenschwert (23)

"Das wurde für die Goldgräberstadt Powder Gulch abgebaut." Die drei Fragezeichen Der Phantomsee (2)

Wärend Skinny und Lys im Universal Café sitzen laufen Kelly und Diego vorbei Die drei Fragezeichen Das Aztekenschwert (23)

Skinny besitzt ein Shirt der Band Death Planet Kommt mir bekannt vor, komme jedoch nicht auf die Folge

Zu Besuch bei seinen Eltern, findet Skinny in seinem Zimmer noch ein Schild der Party-Argentur FunDango Die drei Fragezeichen Im Zeichen der Schlange (157)

Skinny wird von seinem Nachbarjungen gefragt ob er "[den] Film mit den Kindern, die im Schloss von Drakula einen Kriminalfall lösen" hat Die drei Fragezeichen Erbe des Drachen

Sowohl Skinny als auch Yan wollen Professor Meeker einen Besuch abstatten Die drei Fragezeichen Der Lachende Schatten (13)

Skinny sagt zu seinem Spiegelbild "Da guckst du in die Röhre, was?" Die drei Fragezeichen Der Superpapagei (1)

Horace ´Beefy´ Tremayne ist der Herausgeber von Little Town Books und hilft Skinny Die drei Fragezeichen Der magische Kreis (27)

Lys leiht sich (vermutlich ohne zu fragen) Justs Motorrad aus Die drei Fragezeichen Der Biss der Bestie (146)

Yan brüllt "Den schnapp ich mir!"

Skinny wählt auf der Jukebox im Universal Café den Song In the Middle of the Night aus

Taavi bieten den alkoholfreien Cocktail Doppelte Täuschung an Die drei Fragezeichen Doppelte Täuschung (102)

FunFact am Ende: Skinny weiß welche Deomarke Bob benutzt und erkennt sie am Geruch.

#die drei fragezeichen #die drei detektive #Der blutrote Kondor #???

[goron-king-darunia]

Eggtober 12th 2023

"Forbidden": Fried Eggs and Bacon

(Clip Studio Paint, Gouache Brush, Dry Gouache Brush, Gouache Blender, and some Pencil Brush details. Labor of love, however many colors, 2 hours.)

If you guess the source before you see the speedpaint, then I did it correctly. ;D

@lady-quen's breadbugs will have to wait for the fire to die down before they can snatch an eggy or two. And tagging @quezify, the, ahem, Wizard of Fried Eggs.

(This time I am not forgetting the speedpaint! Look at all those beginning details that end up hidden. XD

In other news, fire is hard to draw. I will have to do a study of it. Last time I drew fire it was for the background of my current icon and I used a method that would not work for this piece.

The reflection in the pan was hard too, the fan art I was referencing did is so perfectly. I'll have to study it further to properly do it justice.

I was going to use the grid method to make a more perfect study, but honestly it would have taken way longer and put way too much stress on it for me, I think, trying to get it perfect. Especially trying to put eyes on Calcifer. So it's all freehand and all eyeballed so you can see the pan is a little wonky. Also I couldn't find a good reference for the log-holder/grating in the hearth and I wasn't gonna pull out my DVD and get sidetracked for an hour for that one detail. So yeah, that part is just... being cleaned by Sophie. Or Howl disappeared it from the frame.

Anyway, 10/10, Ghibli really knows how to make food look ethereal and perfect and otherworldly and I hope I captured that with the unrealistically red bacon because yeah, I want to eat it even more when it's bright red for some reason... I was going to try to fit in a slice of bread and bowl of tea (That IS tea, right?) but didn't have a good place composition-wise to put it.

I wanted to do this piece last year but I decided that I would save it for a potential "film only" eggs ensemble, but couldn't resist this year. The pull was too strong. Besides, if I do more eggs from movies and TV, then I can always make a collection of them later.

Anyway, I hope everyone enjoys! And this time I made SURE not to forget the speedpaint! The file is too beefy for me to share on discord with friends, so I'm happy Tumblr can accept my hefty chunky speedpaint file!

#Eggtober 12 2023 #Eggtober 2023 #my art #art by GKD #fried eggs #bacon #and at the risk of spoiling it for people who didn't go under the readmore yet #who didn't recognize it right away #Howl's Moving Castle #fanart

[bluutunes]

fantasy high season 2 is WILD

got to episode 6 and i am,,, flabbergasted. staring slack jawed at my screen.

how did it devolve THAT fucking quickly. Fabian NO. STOP. BAD.

a list of things that stood out-

What the fuck is up with Lou's dice?? THAT many nat 1s in a session is unREAL . Fabian is the worlds wettest, saddest cat. Bro woke up in the ocean, contracted pnemonia, threw up, quit his football team and walked sadly through the streets of a pirate town at dawn by himself sopping wet. All after possibly the worst night of his life. hes straight up not having a good time.

what the FUCK is up with kalina. There is a mystery afoot and i have no fucking clue whats happening. Also Riz my bby are you okay?? R u good? dude got paralyzed by his dead dads coworker while she threatened his friends casually. theres so much tension here with this plot line and i am LOVING it

i would 100% die for Garthy O'brien. Straight up. big beefy nb half orc aasimar with tats and gold eyes that calls all the kids "lovey" and does they're best consistently to help them out?? I would die for them. No questions asked.

still waiting on the gorgug cell tower

GRAH the episode was so good. This is a series i gotta rewatch when im done, i swear to god. I dont have all the fun stuff memorized yet.

#fantasy high #watch the podcast guys its so good. first season is on youtube #d20

[gilly-moon]

Ask meme. 001 with ships Black Ice and Pompous Pep? 👀

Already did Blackice, so I'll do Pompous Pep for this one!

when I started shipping it if I did:

I was definitely having thoughts about them when the show was still airing...

my thoughts:

This is one of those ships that I think I'm more...particular about than some other fans of it. Or maybe my preferences aren't as in line with the broader headcanons, idk. I guess we'll find out in this ask game

What makes me happy about them:

They fall into that beautiful category of 'rivals who are forced to occasionally rely on each other' and I EAT THAT SHIT UP. But on a more sincere note - even if they'd struggle at first to connect, I like to think that they're willing to hold each other accountable to their flaws. They have no hang-ups about calling it out when one of them fucks up, but they both (Vlad especially) could benefit from some vulnerability and honesty like that.

What makes me sad about them:

Not sure there is anything tbh???

things done in fanfic that annoys me:

Ok this is where I might be getting into some unpopular opinions but I'm really not a fan of the over-exaggeration of some of Vlad's characteristics, like making him extra flamboyant or shallow or leaning SUPER hard into tropey-single-bachelor things (typically for the sake of humor). I get he's literally a cartoon villain, so feeding into his tropes is kind of expected, but as someone who came to like Vlad because he's actually got some genuine emotions under his flawless suit and ponytail, I really don't vibe with those more 2-dimensional interpretations of him. I enjoy him for his pathetic side as much as anyone else, but there's a limit to everything for me. Also any fic where Danny grows up and gets super tall or beefy is...not for me. That boy is a beanpole and he always will be.

things I look for in fanfic:

If it's written by @9haharharley1 (kidding but totally not kidding). I tend to gravitate either to the ones where they're established and toe the line between sincerity and 'we were rivals once so the mockery can never die,' OR ones where they're still rivals and Vlad manages to catch Danny off guard and has some fun. Also, topVlad/bottomDanny exclusively.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: 

Outside the realm of pompep, I think Vlad just needs to remain single and remember how to have friends. Maybe him and Skulker can elevate their business partnership to something more. Danny...needs to go to college and learn some things about himself imo. Him and Sam really don't feel like they'll last, but maybe if he did some exploring in college he'd find someone to be with.

My happily ever after for them:

I'm not sure I can fully imagine one for them? Not in the sense that it couldn't happen, but I just really like living in the part of their relationship where they're still imperfect and growing together and figuring out how to fit their lives together. Looking beyond that is...not as interesting to me, I guess.

who is the big spoon/little spoon:

I could see it either way, tbh. Danny sliding over to be a big spoon to steal Vlad's warmth, or curling up as the little spoon when he's needing to feel safe/protected.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity:

Sparring - they know the other can take it if they get serious, so it's a good mutual challenge and way to let off steam. Maybe stargazing if they're feeling extra peaceful that night.

#pompous pep #pompep

[melancholic-fruit]

my predictions before junior year drops tomorrow are as follows:

1. kristen will multiclass into monk, maybe fighter? why else would a cleric be so beefy?

2. fig and ayda? strong, unbreakable, the only stable relationship in the series

3. fig is gonna be more warlock-leaning now that gorthalax isn’t in a gem

3.5 gorthalax will be put in another gem

4. gilear will die at least once, i’m betting ~5 times

5. kristen and tracker are on again/off again, no one knows when those two are broken up or together

6. pok and sklonda moment, please

7. we’ll see more of gorgug’s bio parents at a family game night (probably hosted by jawbone)

8. adaine multiclass!! i’m stuck between fighter or barbarian (but instead of rage it’s Worry or Stress)

9. ☑️ everyone hates on baby and he loves it

10. more boggy forms, other than frog or owl.

10.5 ☑️ very round animals this season

11. combat during a fig and the sig figs concert, mosh pit gets out of hand

12. ragh boyfriend <3

13. beach episode!!

14. the hangman genuinely likes riz now, they’re good buddies

15. someone is gonna trans their gender (the new kristen art is giving they/she energy)

16. the parental polycule will continue to grow, and moardred manor gets 2 new additions built onto it

17. ☑️arthur aguefort shenanigans and a cool new suit

18. ☑️ the bad kids go to the red waste. for what? i couldn’t tell you

19. fabian comes out as bi and he is a menace

20. bill seacaster cameo during the beach episode

21. the hangvan are frienemies

22. sober hallariel <3

23. gorgug delves more into his orc heritage and is in content with garthy to learn their perspective, b-plot character arc maybe?

24. kristen’s dex mod will go from -3 to -2 (score from 4 —> 6)

i’ll add more

#d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #riz gukgak #gorgug thistlespring #adine abernant #fig faeth #kristen applebees #fabian seacaster #fhjr #i’m spitballing here #i’m not gonna be normal about this #i’m gonna fucking lose it