#bei randoms

[beiiibeii]

I love the idea of dom girls turning into absolute losers just for you. Like, Acheron after a long killing spree comes home and you're wearing nothing but a frilly apron as Acheron turns into a pile of mush. Arlecchino angrily commanding her subordinates before you come in and kiss her on the cheek and then she becomes a stuttering mess. Would also say something about the ptn girls but I'm new to the fandom so...

But yeah, hot girls who could break your back just becoming absolute messes under you is super hot.

OMG ME TOO THATS SO CUTE? AKSKDK SORRY THIS TOOK WAY TO LONG FOR ME TO ANSWER

acheron comes home drenched in blood, dripping it all over the floors of your cosy home. of course she feels bad for making a mess in your house, especially after promising to come home early. you were in nothing but your pretty frilly apron. that harsh look in her eyes immediately melted when she saw you. your lips frowning as your rubbing a towel on her face, wiping the blood off her face for her. you ask whether shes okay and if she's hurt. she cant help but blush at the fact that she has a pretty, caring girlfriend to come home to. your words went through one ear and out the other. she was too busy staring at your beautiful, worried face. just nodding at everything you say without realising it, like a cute little puppy.

so you had lightly tugged on her sleeve, leading her towards the bathroom. she allowed you to take her wherever you wanted to. if it were anyone else she would of cut them into pieces already. you ran a hot, warm bath for her. there were bath bubbles, beautiful rose petals and soft, calming music in the background. she just stood there admiring her hard working girlfriend. if she had a tail you could see it wagging like crazy right now. you help her out of her dirty clothes as she gets in the bath. its warm and theres a light smile on her face. your about to leave to wash her clothes before she lightly grabs your wrist. her puppy eyes looking up to you, feeling a little shy as she speaks.

"can you.. bath with me please? i want you to stay."

it wasnt long before you got rid of your frilly little apron. dipping into the bath with her.

you were washing her hair for her. your soft hands massaging her scalp so perfectly. her eyes closed with a stupid little smile on her face. she was just a silly, clingy puppy. nobody would of expected her to of just finished a violent killing spree if they saw the state she was in right now. she was so obedient and cute for her only love..

arlecchino was infamous for her merciless way of handling things. that cold, angry look on her face never seen faltering. some unfortunate fatui agents had fucked up their mission. the knave angrily shouting at their faces. her harsh words and tone could be heard from a few rooms down. loud bangs and crashes of furniture were being hit in anger. the small group of the fatui were absolutely shaking, trying to hold back tears as they begged for mercy.

no one had seen the 4th harbinger have an ounce of sympathy for anyone. the shouts from the stoic harbinger stopped. there was a long, painful silence. arlecchino allowing the fatui agents to reflect on their actions. her deadly gaze piercing into them any harder than a knife ever could. arlecchino sighs in aggravation before she's cut off by the door opening. her head shoots towards the door. her face conveying more anger.

"who dares to interrupt-"

she instantly shuts up. her breath getting caught in her throat as you walk in with a wide smile. arlecchinos eyes widen ever so lightly. completely gobsmacked by your sudden appearance. shes gritting her teeth, trying her very best to pretend your presence didnt affect her at all. feeling almost a little guilty for shouting at her precious girl.

"arlecchino!!"

you walk up to her with your stupid, adorable smile. kissing her on the face, oblivious as to what she was doing moments ago. your soft lips on her cheeks makes her feel so warm.. her lips trembled slightly. shes trying to put up her act of harshness, but the poor girl just can't. :(

the fatui agents were confused, seeing their merciless leader so.. submissive for someone.. they do their best not to question and keep their heads down. she immediately clears her throat, staring at the agents in the office.

"leave my office immediately..!"

she stammers out ever so slightly. commanding her useless agents to leave. they leave immediately just as she asked. not questioning or glancing at her in shame and fear. the second she hears the door click, her stoic act completely melted. she lets out a sigh she didnt know she was holding in. she holds your waist so tenderly. pulling you in closer to her, hiding her face into your shoulder.

"what did i say about knocking first dear..?"

she says softly, in an completely different tone as earlier.

"sorry! i wanted to see you!"

you apologise, patting her back a little to show her you meant it. she cant help but smile, burying her head into your shoulder more. shes a blushing mess right now and you know it. she would never act so.. vulnerable in front of anybody else. her dangerous, yet soft hands gently squeeze your waist.

"what an handful.."

for ptn i'd feel like rahu would fit so well for this. poor little puppy girl cant hold in her small smile as you hold her hand. rambling to her while shes on duty. shes blushing over the smallest things and she doesnt like being seen in public like that :(

maybe even iron or ninety-nine would fit too

#bei replys #bei randoms #arlecchino x reader #acheron x reader

[aoi-kanna]

Royal Au doodle - The Magnificent General & The Tailor (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

(I forgot to draw the glitch, I apologize 🥲)

#aoi-kanna #my art #undertale au #royalty au #Royal #royal au #error #blue #Error doesn't understand how it's possible either (⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠) #random stuff #doodlestuff #berror #BEI #blorbos

[strawberrus0da]

"why does this word mean multiple things in this language" vs. "why can't i use this word for all these different contexts it's so much more simple that way"

#me @ the word “at” in english #i've been taking it for granted this entire time not realizing how many different contexts it's used in #vs german where there's like. 5 #um in im zu bei #probably more #not faulting german for this but damn i thought 'at' was simple #random rambling #german #deutsch #learning german #learning languages #language learning #linguistics #language #languages #langblr #language memes #linguistics memes #english language #german language

[fersah]

@kamerinyesinseni @mecruhtan @emrekrc @bayilmisim @edith-41 @pialews @cninzihni @marslordu @maskeli-cocuk @mutessir @bihiwip @mel-inoe @ukhuvaan @sakinbiradam @zzeitgeistt @psfjo @asosyalistsoviyetlercumhuriyeti @carpintilarim @lmunis @laviniapricity @mutecevvil @bvcwei @benrumi @thismyspecialearth @yakaladim @dinginsel @pandoraninkutusundakikelebek @dengesizim @tao0 @soslukaju @meywithi @sorun-var @birkackisiyim @ifadeyim @dreehung @sarhoskedi @savasbitti @begonvi @buffy-buffy @kagitevlerr @sukulentt @yandikalbim @nedenvarsonucyok @shinmen-takezo @sahafbey @uykularimdarmadagin @kafkaslordu @yumbrl @1milayk @marstangelmisbirisii

#varlığınız için teşekkür ederim #geçenki tavsiye şeysi için #random oldu baya #ff içindir hxxkxnxkdndn #linç yok çağatay bey

[siryyeet]

Hat sonst noch jemand hier Probleme mit deutsche*r :')? Es ist für mich so stark mit Geschlechtern verbunden, dass ich mich unwohl fühl, mich selber als "deutscher" oder "deutsche" zu bezeichnen. Nicht weil ich mich nicht mit dem Wort "deutsch" identifiziere, sondern weil es keine geschlechtsneutrale Alternative gibt o(-(

#Ich versuch das dann immer zu brechen und zu sagen ''ich bin deutsch'' obwohls grammatikalisch eigentlich nicht richtig ist... #und es hört sich auch so falsch an.. so vorallem im Internet wenn ich jetzt random sagen würde 'ich bin deutsch' würde die andere Person- #doch auch denken dass deutsch nicht meine Muttersprache ist oder so aaa #und ich greif bei allem anderen immer aufs Maskulinum zurück weils halt auch irgendwie geschlechtsneutral ist aber irgendwie nicht- #bei deutsche*r... keine Ahnung. Vielleicht hab auch nur ich das Problem :') #rains rants #german stuff

[peasunflower]

and she was silent poetry. the kind of poetry that makes you bawl your eyes out on your bedroom floor. the kind of poetry that heals you. that is immortal. the kind that leaves an indelible mark on you. the kind that I wouldn't ever want to erase or unhear, or quite the opposite of that. she is silent poetry.

#i miss appu bey #i miss her way too much i love her #dark academism #dark academia #thoughts #light academia #random #academia #chaotic aesthetic #love #jane austen #pretty #beautiful #poetry #poem #dramatic #yearn #romanticise #burn #silent poetry #appu #platonic #romantic #words #queue #fyp #tumblr #cottagecore #pyaar #desi

[its-not-a-pen]

First day as an early-3rd-century warlord and I am fighting in the bloodiest civil war of my country’s history. Very few records were kept during this time and even fewer have survived, but I am one of the only people of my era to have an accurate, physical description that was verified by multiple sources. Was it because of my meteoric rise from sandal-weaver to king? My heroic exploits? My compassion for the downtrodden? No. it was because my contemporaries would NOT stop roasting me about my extremely big, stupid-looking ears.

#liu bei #san guo yan yi #second century warlord #romance of the three kingdoms #last last time i exploit this format i swear. #pour one out for lu bu. mans about to be executed and goes down absolutely SWINGING. #FUCK YOU YOU TWO-FACED BIG-EARED BASTARD #i love this genre of Random Fact that Accidentally Makes History like “hegelochus sees a weasel” #ok. ok guys. yknow when cao chong was weighing his dad's elephant? #what if he was like “look 爹爹 uncle liu came to visit!” cao cao would make him heir on the spot i think. #for more san guo memes check out my sideblog @grand-theft-carbohydrates

[beyoncefanconcept]

Random.

All images belongs to Beyoncé

#beyoncé #beyonce #beyonce icons #beyoncé icons #beyhive #like or reblog #icons #beyonce.com #reblog #like #random icons #random bey icons #random moodboard #random #random bey #pics #beyonce pics #like or reply if you see #renaissance

[awordwasthebeginning]

"Ohne jetzt genaue Details zu kennen, finde ich, dass die Forderungen zu hoch sind" men will really just say anything

#das war so ein dude am münchner flughafen den sie gestern zu den streiks befragt haben #war der arbeitgebervertreter? nein. war der gewerkschafter bei ver.di oder der evg? auch nicht. #das war ein random verhinderter fluggast der meinte seine uninformierte meinung wär jetzt angebracht #ich fass es nicht ey #anyway. ist alles bisschen umständlich heute aber ich hoff es bringt die tarifverhandlungen voran #german stuff #loquor #unionise

[hoperaypegasus]

Other Types of Bladers

Ok, so, random idea that has been floating around in my brain since I first started watching Beyblade: what if there are other types of bladers?

Like in Pokémon right? There are Coordinators, Performers, Trainers, and a ton of other specialties. Why not for Beyblade as well? Because at the current moment we only have Bladers and Mechanics.

While I know a majority of people would probably be regular Bladers, just like majority of people in Pokémon are regular Trainers, not everyone would be interested in the two current fields. And with beyblade being so wide spread and popular that they were able to fund a world championship and have a gigantic corporation that can actually impact global events, variations to the  beyblade we see are bound to pop up.

Purposed Types of Bladers

1. Regular Bladers (Battle): The type we see most in the show, they use beys to battle by combining their strength with the beys. 

2. Support Bladers (Mechanic): The type we see second most, they primarily focus their work on fixing and creating beys.

3. Performance Bladers (Showcase): A new type, these bladers work with their beys to create a visual performance like performers do in Pokémon.

4. Work-Force Bladers (Citizen): A new type, these bladers are just every day citizens who happen to have beys but instead of using them for performing or battling, use them to aid in their jobs.

5. Combination Bladers (Combo): A new type, these bladers technically fall into two of the above qualifications (think Tsubasa and Chris). There are occasionally special joint typing events like a battle showcase or a battle like competition within a regular non-blader job.

#beyblade #beyblade metal saga #metal masters beyblade #metal fury beyblade #like ok if special moves look that cool theres no way performances with beys aren't a thing #also are beys sentient? #because i'm pretty sure at least leone is (acts the most alive) #and if they are they could easily perform or help with work #ok beys gain sentience when they form a close enough attachment to a blader #that's the new hedcanon and i'm rolling with it #tsubasa and chris both have day jobs that they use blading for as well as for fun so they get to be combo bladers #welcome to hoperay's random brainrot hope you enjoy your stay! #i watched xy pokemon at the same time as metal saga beyblade and i would like to blame that for everything :)

[ladybugsimblr]

#random #bey and blue #bk looking at me like ummm #get my babies on the stage with me expeditiously #the squad is down #rebi wants her own dressing room

[beiiibeii]

I'm a sucker for reverse isekai, yet I know fully well that none of the hot sugar mommies would find me physically attractive.

So here's a bit of a delusional thought. Once they find out that you're so pathetic for them that you write/read smut of them, they start to find it cute. And who knows, maybe they'll be willing to make your fictional ideas a reality?

I was thinking of Kafka/Yelan/Shalom when making this.

They wouldnt even be shocked they already know how down bad ppl are for them 😞😞

kafka would take your phone and read it out loud, then she would start copying the actions and the words said aloud in the fic. shes ramming you down onto her cock into your soaked little hole, its just so big, like stated in the fic, you can't keep up. your panting and moaning like a bitch in heat as one of hands on your hips guide you up and down her hard dick like a personal fleshlight. the other with your phone in hand, reading out your fic of her. you hands clawing at her shoulders like your life depended on it. she whispers pure filth into your ears with that hot, sultry voice.

"look at you, your pussy swallows my cock so easily baby.. keep going.. you can do it.."

your sobbing, nodding quickly as you let out another whine. your gummy walls just welcome her right in, like you were made for her. kafka sees that creamy ring around the base of her cock as she makes you reach your high once more. your cum leaking out onto her lap despite her stuffed into you. she starts her relentless pace again. the sloppy noises of skin slapping together and your desperate moans heard. shes so rough with you but shes only just making your fantasies come true <3

yelan has you tied up with her hydro ropes. they feel slightly cool, a big contrast to how hot you feel right now. your phone was somewhere on the bedside table. she leaves you on the bed with a vibrator, 'punishing' you for writing such filth. she presses the vibrator down onto clit. making you moan out, begging for more. your back arches so beautifully as your wrists tug on the ropes. it feels so good, your just blabbering out incoherent sentences. shes tease you, making the vibrations the highest level before turning it off the second you feel that knot forming. you whine as she rips yet another high away from you. she smirks and laughs softly at your pouty, desperate face.

"don't look at me like that pretty girl, isn't this what you wanted?"

she continues the cycle over and over again, you rub your thighs together and its so frustrating! maybe you shouldn't of written her teasing you so much. you just want to cum :(

shalom smirks aas she peers over you shoulder, seeing the dirty words on your screen. she whispers into your ears, her hot breath on your ear.

"is that what you really want? you needy girl.."

shalom is down on her knees. you legs are dangling off the bed as her hands hold soft thighs wide open. shalom spits onto your wet cunt, smearing it all over your sex. your body shivers as her slim fingers rub all over your folds. you can't remember how many you've already came. it isn't soon before she's eating you out again at such a merciless pace. who knew such a 'frail' girl was so capable of such things? you throw your head back, moaning. her tongue is soo long. shes got your cum all over her face, shes so messy and sloppy with her tongue. your have a fistful of her hair, tugging her close to your wet hole. her nose rubs at your clit. she keeps eye contact with you as her wet muscle laps at your wet cunt, ripping another erotic moan from you. she sucks on your clit, the slurping noises are so loud. (and hot) your thighs tremble as she gets another orgasm from you. you definitely will not stop writing some more after this long night.

#bei randoms #bei replys #kafka smut #kafka x reader #ptn #yelan x reader #yelan smut #ptn shalom x reader #shalom smut

[secretandpurplememories]

Mujhse meri apni life set nahi ho rahi hai koi banda kya khaak set hoga

#desi tumblr #desi academia #random rants #desi shit posting #desi things #rants n rambles #desi aesthetic #single life #yeh dukh kahe nahi khatam ho hai bey #dukh dard kasht peeda #dukhblr

[siryyeet]

Wieso eigentlich deinstallieren und nicht entinstallieren

#... entstallieren... #entherunterladen? #wieso hat sich installieren so gut eingefunden und niemand war so hm also im englischen wird de- benutzt und im deutschen ent- #und die sagen de-installieren heißt wir sagen dann entinstallieren oder so #wieso kam bei uns deinstallieren auch an #rains rants #ach ja meine wundervollen random Gedanken die ich Nachts hab... #ich find da spontan keine Antwort zu auf Google heißt ich geb diese unnütze und unbefriedigende Frage an alle hier weiter :3 #german stuff #language

[simayeeet]

rotk is very heterosexual

#random thing to do when the midnight oil burns #it was funnier in my head #but its fine #dynasty warriors #dynasty warriors 9 #zhao yun #liu bei

[bakatenshii]

R U BACK BB

I KINDA LURK TUMBLR EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE!! AND THERES ALWAYS THIS LIKE TUMBLR SHAPED HOLE IN MY HEART THAT SHOOTS OUT SHARP PANGS WHEN I HAVENT THOUGHT OF IT FOR LIKE 5-7 BUSINESS DAYS

#urusai! baka #OANSOSKSPSKPSMSPAJSOAKZPEOWPKSPS #TO FINSIH OFF MY THOUGHTS FROML AST POST BECAUSE APPARENTLY #BCOS APPARENTLY NO MATTER HOW LONG I LEAVE TUMBLR FOR AND THEY ADD ALL THESE NEW FEATURES #FOR SOME REASON IM STULL BEI NG COCKBLOCJED BY THE 30 TAG LIMIT WHICH IS #SO CRAZY AND ACTUALLY RUDE #BUT BUT— I THINK #I WANNA BE BACK JUST POSTING RANDOM SHIT??? RBING SILLY THINGS #BOT TAKING IT TOO SERIOUS #SERIOUSLY* #NOT THAT IT WAS ANYONES FAULT BUT MY OWN #BUT MY ADHD HYPERFIXATION SAID EVEDYTHING NEEDED TO BE PERFECT AND JUST HOW I IMAGINED IT AND #I WAS LIKE TRYING TOO HARD SO #ANYWAYS HERES ME PLEDGING TO NOT TRY THAT HARD AND JUST #COME HERE TO VIBE AND CHILL #SO M-MAYBE??????? I MAKE PROMISES I DONT FOLLOW THROUGH WITH #BUT ALSO THAT WAS SO FAST SO SPEEDY IM LITERALLY #TEARS IN MY EYES NONNIE REAL TEARS #THE ASK RLY JUST JUMPED OUT AND I ALMODT THREW MY PHONE AOSJAOJAOA I WAS LIKE NO WAY #SO I HOPE URBHAVING LITERALLY THE BEST DAY #SLOPPY KISSES TO U<333