Bed Friend so far is really just
King: We’re in a friends with benefits relationship, that means I’m going to call you every night you’re not with me because I’m lonely, cuddle you every chance I get, lay my head in your lap as we talk about the problems in our lives, and gaze lovingly at you as much as possible
Uea:
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Gonna start teaching my boyfriend astrology so he can finally understand what I'm talking about
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hey we actually fixed your boyfriend for you! yeah we’ve stopped him doing that thing you really hate but can’t mention bc it’s just a normal thing (but his way was so so bad). it’s all in the patch notes
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Hey I just saw your boyfriend and he was getting locked inside the modern art museum. Yeah, I'm sorry, Damien Hirst got his grubby little hands on him and stuck him in a big glass box. Yeah, yeah, he titled it "Boyfriend." You can still see him by paying $20 to enter the museum, or you could stop by on Wednesdays when admission is half off.
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hey um so i slowly started replacing all of your boyfriend's parts with indistinguishable, identical parts and now he's not sure he's your boyfriend anymore. sorry about that
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only thoughts after episode 3 of hbo’s tlou
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they are so married
original text posts meme by @takesfew
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