#bitch I hope the fuck you do youll be a dead son of a bitch Ill tell you that

[malka-lisitsa]

how would you feel if another vampire used april as their personal blood bag?

"Oh I hope the fuck they do. I would love a good reason to tear someone apart. It gets so B O R I N G not being violent. A girl has needs. I don't share my food grey face, so I suggest whoever is asking behind that mask listens. Or don't! Like I said, I'm bored and I could use a toy I can destroy."

#answered #'bitch i hope the fuck you do youll be a dead son of a bitch i tell you what' #same energy #dont touch her toys she doesnt share #and she may or may not actually like April

[hannahhook7744]

Isle Representative Group Chat!;

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Usernames: Captain/Theeleganthannahhook= Hannah Hook, adoptive daughter of Zarina the pirate fairy and Captain Hook. livelaughfuckyou= Zee Snoops, daughter of Madame Medusa and Mr. Snoops. theisleshottestprince= Lucas ‘Luke’ Tremaine-Westergaard, son of Prince Hans Westergaard and Drizella Tremaine. Gothbitch= Darcy Aoratos, daughter of Hades and Narissa. thegoddessoffear= Skia Aoratos, daughter of Persephone and Hades. Dashadowman= John Facilier, son of Ursula and Dr. Facilier. Clever= Kailani ‘Clever’ Athanasiou, daughter of Ursula and Dr. Facilier. Flamingkaratemaster= Treycor Fae-Aoratos, son of Maleficent and Hades. Princess Peach= Peachy Gothel, daughter of Mother Gothel and Captain Flynn. Yellow devil= Remi de Vil, son of Cruella de Vil. Gothmermaid= River Le Beak, son of Lord Fathom and Beatrice Le Beak. WarriorBri= Shan Bri, daughter of Shan Yu. Thescarletking= Aaron King.  Redbitch= Anna King.

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Chapter 4: Murderous Plots.

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Trigger Warnings: swearing, slight abuse of power, homicidal thoughts and actions, petty behavior, self neglect, unhealthy coping mechanisms, threats of violence, etc.

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[Hannah and Zee’s Private Chat]

5/07/2024 at 5:20 AM.

Captain: How grounded do you think I'd be if I were to murder CJ?

livelaughfuckyou: not at all if we hide the body good enough

Captain: Let's hope we can hide the body then because if she doesn't stop spamming me I will kill her. 

livelaughfuckyou: wuts she saying

Captain:

Captain: She's been at this for 20 minutes.

livelaughfuckyou: lmfao

livelaughfuckyou: sorry h but you gotta admire the commitment

Captain: Do you wanna know why she spammed me?

livelaughfuckyou: lol do tell

Captain: All she wanted to do was say hi. FUCKING HI.

Captain: SHE SENT JUST MY NAME OVER FORTY TIMES JUST TO SAY HI!

livelaughfuckyou: HA!

livelaughfuckyou: i am once again complimenting your sisters ability to commit to the bit

Captain:

Captain: 

Captain: 😑. 

5/07/2024 at 5:40 AM.

Captain: Well, unrelated but here's your schedule this week. 

livelaughfuckyou: BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO

livelaughfuckyou: YOULL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH ILL TELL YOU THAT

[Seen]. 

livelaughfuckyou: YOU GOT ME WORKING WITH GASTON FROLLO AND CLAYTON

[Seen]. 

livelaughfuckyou: AND YOU HAVE ME BABYSITTING WITH PEACHY

livelaughfuckyou: AND CLEANING WITH ANNA

livelaughfuckyou: thats it im leaving for good this time

[Seen]. 

livelaughfuckyou: i mean it! im gone motherfucker!

[Seen]. 

livelaughfuckyou: ill go join CJs crew. how do you like them apples

Captain: What crew?

Captain: Also have fun being woken up at 3am and not getting any benefits or say in what you do. 

livelaughfuckyou: are she freddie and zevon not a crew

Captain: Nope. 

Captain: Freddie and Zevon refuse to be pirates.

Captain: Cj doesn't even have a ship. She has a rowboat.

Captain: And as someone who shared a bed with her for six years, trust me. You do not want to try and sleep in the rowboat with her. 

Captain: Idk even know WHY she likes sleeping in the rowboat. She practically has the rooms in the flat above Hook's inlet to herself since everyone else has rooms elsewhere but noooo. 

livelaughfuckyou: fuck u

[Seen]. 

5/07/2024 at 5:50 AM.

livelaughfuckyou: stop leaving me on FUCKING red

livelaughfuckyou: *read.

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[Anna and Zee’s Private Chat]

5/07/2024 at 10:20 AM.

Redbitch: Why are we on cleaning duty again?

livelaughfuckyou: dont ask me bitch ask hannah

Redbitch: Everyone knows that Hannah only puts you on cleaning duty she's mad. 

Redbitch: So what did you do? Because I certainly didn't do anything recently.

livelaughfuckyou: I AINT DONE SHIT

livelaughfuckyou: HANNAHS JUST BEING A BEEACH

Redbitch: Uh huh. That's what they all say…

livelaughfuckyou: she cant take a joke! AND she put me on babysitting duty

Redbitch: Did you side with CJ over something recently?

livelaughfuckyou: ……….yeag………

Redbitch: Boo you whore.

Redbitch: CJ has been spamming her daily. 

Redbitch: Also Beast keeps sending Heroes to talk to her.

Redbitch: And Harry broke his contract with Dragonbreath again. 

Redbitch: Oh. And someone put the spider guard from Dragon Hall in her room this morning. I still don't know how you didn't wake up for that. 

livelaughfuckyou: i sleep like a dead guy anna

livelaughfuckyou: and its HANNAhs own dam fault that beast keeps bugging her

livelaughfuckyou: shes the one who wanted to be the island repre-whatever

Redbitch: Yeah but Beastie Boy could just choke on his pride already and send his fucking kid over  to talk to her already.

Redbitch: Also when was the last time you saw Hannah sleep, or eat/drink something? Just out of curiosity…

livelaughfuckyou: bro u think i pay attention to that kind of thing

Redbitch: Well, fuck. 

Redbitch: I'll ask around. Hopefully it was today and not… last week or something. 

livelaughfuckyou: it could go either way with hannah. maybe lukie or skia made her eat sumthin

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[Zee, Aaron, and Anna’s Group Chat]

5/07/2024 at 10:50 AM.

Redbitch: GODS DAMN IT. 

livelaughfuckyou: ooo boy. wat

Redbitch: I asked around. Skia and Luke and River have not seen her do any of those three things or just relax at all.

Redbitch: Also I somehow made Hannah mad, because guess what else I have to do other than cleaning?

livelaughfuckyou: wut

Redbitch: I have to rewrite your parents’ contracts.

Redbitch: As well as Frollo and Gaston’s. 

Redbitch: Oh and I have to do the same for Harry's contract with Cruella de Vil and Mal!

Redbitch: FML. 

livelaughfuckyou: lmafo

livelaughfuckyou: if u wanna make hannah even MORE mad

livelaughfuckyou: we can tie her down and force her to take a “me” day

Redbitch:  Do you wanna die?

Redbitch: Because I don't.

livelaughfuckyou: dangerous question to ask an isle kid lol

Thescarletking: Y'all are so fucked lol. 

Redbitch: AARON HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU IN THIS CHAT. 

livelaughfuckyou: anna why is your brother in this chat

Thescarletking: This is our private group chat, numbnuts.

livelaughfuckyou: wait WHY AM I IN A GC WITH ANY OF YOU FOOLS

Thescarletking: Cause we like biting.

Thescarletking: *bitching together. Not my fault you forgot this was a three person chat. 

Redbitch: It kind of is. You never reply to anyone.

Redbitch: Except Gunner but you're too far into the closet to admit that. 

livelaughfuckyou: OOOOOOOOO SNAP

Thescarletking: Says the diva who put a note in Howiee’s locker telling him to ‘get out of my school’ when you were eight because of a crush you still aren't over.

livelaughfuckyou: OOOOOOOO DOUBLE SNAP

Redbitch: You wanna come say that to my face?

Thescarletking: Nope because I believe you two have some cleaning to do. (:

livelaughfuckyou: ok this is about me now its not funny anymore

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[The Stormbringer Crew Group Chat]. 

5/12/2024 at  1:00 PM.

Captain: PETER PAN!

livelaughfuckyou: wat r u yammering about now

Captain: BEAST SENT FUCKING PETER PAN TO TALK TO ME. 

livelaughfuckyou: SERIOUSLY

Captain: YES AND HE SENT TIGER LILY AND HER HUSBAND, LAMPWICK, YESTERDAY. 

Captain: AND HE SENT TINKERBELL THE DAY BEFORE THAT. 

Captain: I'M GONNA FUCKING CASTRATE HIM!

Princess Peach: What did Peter Pan say to you?

Captain: Oh he actually said he thought I was in the right to say no to Beast's demands. 

Captain: But I'm absolutely pissed that Beast keeps sending people to talk to me except for the one person I am actually willing to talk to!

Captain: I FUCKING WANT TO SPEAK TO THE ACTUAL KING. 

Captain: You know. The dude who actually wants us in Auradon. Instead of the people who kept us as an afterthought for twenty fucking years. 

thegoddessoffear: Have you considered just…saying no until you get to speak with ben?

Captain: I keep saying no! 

Captain: THEY JUST WON'T STOP COMING BACK. THEY'RE LIKE TERMITS!

thegoddessoffear: Remember when CJ ignored you for a week straight? Do that. Just pretend they aren’t there lol

Captain: I've tried that. They just refuse to leave until I speak to them. 

livelaughfuckyou: do u want me to kill them for you hannah

Captain: I'd rather you didn't. I don't want us or the kids to get executed. 

livelaughfuckyou: damn it

Princess Peach: ANYWAY, why don’t we all brainstorm some ideas for solving this problem 🙂

Captain: Good idea peachy. 

Captain: @everyone, meet at the ship in exactly an hour if you can. 

Captain: Also! 

Captain: Aren't they the cutest?

Princess Peach: AWWWWW <3

livelaughfuckyou: barf

Captain: 😑. 

livelaughfuckyou: plz dont put me on cleaning duty again cap plz i love you

Captain: 😁. 

#descendants #disney descendants #melissa de la cruz #disney #descendants au #wicked world #disney descendants au #the marvelous misadventures of hannah hook and co #the marvelous misadventures of hannah hook #fanfiction #chat fic #etc

[emeraldvagabond]

Y’all remember that one time Sarah said she was going to make Nesta and Lucien mates originally? It shoulda stayed like that.

#no offense #i just think they would have had a much more interesting dynamic. #lucien: Your my mate. *tried to give her a jacket* #Nesta: Bitch i hope the fuck you do youll be one dead son of a bitch ill tell you that. #Nesta. immediatly after findin out Tamlin let Ianthe rape Lucien: Lemme at ‘im bitch. #skskkskskskks

[crusty-the-snowman]

Rich's dad: //breathes//

Jake: biTCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU'LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH I TELL YOU THAT

#my story #this is gonna happen soon rip #bmc #be more chill #jake dillinger #non binary jake dillinger #rich goranski #bitch i hope the fuck you do youll be a dead son of a bitch i'll tell you that #god i love that vine #this isnt funny #shoot

[theothervonkarmagirl]

“I just don’t understand why--”

“Of course you don’t. You are nineteen years old, yet I have to break everything down for you as if you were a child.”

She clamped her mouth shut, despite how badly she wanted to argue. Maria knew from experience that antagonizing her father would lead to dire consequences. After all, he was one of the few people in the kingdom who was allowed to touch her. It was better to just let him rant.

“Those gossiping hens you spend time with can afford to engage in such childish things. You cannot. What if you were to fall and damage yourself? What if you, in your foolish hastiness, failed to test the thickness of the ice and fell in? Our alliance would be ruined. You cannot get married if you are dead!”

Maria frowned. If there was one thing she hated, it was being left out of social events, and being treated like an infant. But there was little she could do. Even if she managed to evade his sight, he would find out eventually and punish her.

“You are dismissed, daughter. And you are not to leave the palace until morning.”

#;royal!au #maria: :) I'm going ice skating with the ladies #Manfred: bitch I hope the fuck you do youll be a dead son of a bitch I tell you that

[malewifecentral]

Morax says "no" when peeps trynna kill me

So does Xiao

"For the love or Archons stop throwing her into the middle of battle without any armor"

"Awe c'mon, she's not even hurt"

"She has three arrows on her back"

Morax acscends from the skies and bitch slaps ppl who push their luck

IRIJEKSJW

all I can think of is just like someone going to hurt you and Morax being like

“Bitch I hope he FUCK YOU DO! YOULL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH I TELL YOU THAT 🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡”

#muahahaha vine reference >:) #lusus naturae

[spencerriedmyblog]

Spencer Reid (what Ben hears when he hallucinates) - Just, stab me in throat and evrything will be okay!

Hotch - bitCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO. YOULL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH ILL TELL YOU DAT.

#source: vine #criminal minds #spencer reid #aaron hotchner #ben foster #incorrect quotes #incorrect criminal minds quotes

[denkilightning]

im rewatching heroes rising so some new thread

mina: sure ill send someone right away ^`^ mina second later: KAMINARI

these kids are so stupid and adorable at the same time

kouda appreciation time <3333 theyre so cute and funky i love em

will this movie make me like kyou all over again? probably will the fanon kyou make me hate her all over again? probably

im slightly confused why both heights alliance and 1a agency have heights in their names. is it a cultural thing or?

me:*sees HPSC* BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOULL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH ILL TELL YOU THAT

no one: iida: >:)

fumikage flying with dark shadow <333

teamwork!!

deadass every time denki shows up on the screen i cream because i love him so fucking much

the little girl is a piece of shit and i love that for her

katsuma is v cute and i love the way kids are drawn here

i look at katsus muscles and im like 'wow that bitch has muscles' but qlso like 'holy fuck go hydrate yourself bitch' because to get muscles visible like that you gotta dehydrate it and get it to the almost breaking point,,, sketchy

villains interruption of katsuma's 'i wanna be a hero'? iconic

the moments where 'kacchan' becomes 'bitch' are my absolute fav

'i guess you shoulda hit me harder' lets just take a minute to appreciate this quote. i love it so much

the song during ofa transfer was amazing i loved it

ok but when the pros finally arrive?? my babies' reactions were soulhealing

#bnha heroes rising #heroes rising spoilers #swearing / #b word #*mine #long post

[halmtakesover]

M

#vines #harry potter #vine #rip vine #i love you biiiitch #i aint never gonna stop lovin you #biiiitch #hi welcome to chilli’s #two shots of vodka #bitch i hope the fuck you do #youll be a dead son of a bitch #i tell you

[restingdomface]

Literally anyone: *threatens a junior or younger person*

Wei Wuxian: I mean, it’s a good learning experience for them, but also BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOULL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH ILL TELL YOU THAT-

Lan Wangji: ...hawt...

#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxian #the untamed #mdzs #incorrect untamed quotes #incorrect mdzs #lan wangji #wangxian

[malka-lisitsa]

If someone wanted to track you, we’d put a collar with a bell on you… or implant a tracker after knocking you out.

"You can T R Y. God can you imagine how much easier Klaus' life would be if that dinosaur could use technology?"

#answered #anon #she said “BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO! YOULL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH I TELL YOU THAT”

[shin-holly]

Lucas: I dont think Moltres is here this time so let's just--

Moltres: BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO, YOULL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH I TELL YOU THAT

[newsiesasvines]

Race: SMACK CAM!

Sniper: BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO! YOULL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, ILL TELL YOU THAT!

#sniper newsies #newsies #vine #racetrack higgins

[asras-dimples]

The Devil: SMACK CAM

Mazelinka: biTch i HoPe tHe fUCK YOU DO, yOuLL bE a DeAd SOn oF a BitCh iLL tEll YOu tHat

#asra #asra the arcana #asra route #asra the magician #asra x apprentice #the arcana #asra x mc #julian devorak #julian #julian route #julian x apprentice #julianthearcana #nadia route #nadia satrinava #nadia the arcana #nadiathearcana #nadia #thearcana #update #muriel the arcana #lucio the arcana #muriel route #asrathearcana #the sun #mazelinka #spoon

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Sollux: 2mack cam 

Eridan: BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOULL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH ILL TELL YOU THAT

//sent by @jubilantjackal

#KKDJLFKDS #hes threatening him with a spatula #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jubilantjackal #mod dave #sollux captor #eridan ampora

[rip-aizawa]

Noumu: slap cam! | Leviathan, whipping the fuck out: I hope the FUCK you DO youll be a DEAD son of a bitch i teLL YOU THAT-!!!

LJKGFJG POUR ONE OUT FOR MUTE LADS

#f.... #leviathan fic #mutecrows #ask