What you favorite Hazbin hotel song says about you 😈🎶😇
(This list includes songs from the pilot as well as a few others that are not official but are near and dear to the fandom's collective heart)
I’m always chasing rainbows 🌈:
…so how’s your relationship with your parents?
You have a good heart but you’re way too hard on yourself
You don’t always have to be busting your ass off, taking breaks is not a crime
Also failing is not the end of the world
I believe in you, please be kinder to yourself
Inside of every demon is a rainbow 🌈 😈:
Golden retriever energy
You are so sweet but so naive
I honestly feel like if this is your fav song, I could spit in your meal and you'd just smile and get a new plate
It's ok to go apeshit
If you did ever get mad I genuinely feel like you'd be absolutely terrifying
But you're such a sweet person, i can't imagine someone pushing you to that point
Inside of every demon is a lost cause/Alastor's reprise 🎶👿:
You're a cynical bastard and you wear that shit like a badge of honor
You're on the same page as Alastor in terms of redemption being impossible/pointless
If this song is your favorite, you laugh at children when they fall over
very loudly
You're the one in your friend group that everyone has to warn about before introducing you to knew people
You receive the bombastic side eye so often you smile every time it happens
ADDICT🕸️🚬:
You need a hug
All of the hugs
You're doing your best and I just want you to know I'm proud of you
Vox's Interlude📺🎶:
You like Dubstep
You like Dubstep to a concerning degree
You're also disappointed Vox doesn't have the same voice effect in cannon that he has in the song
You're a Vox simp, but you're really chill about it
Royal Flush🥃♥️♠️♦️♣️:
Hello my fellow Pansexuals and Husk Fans~
If this if your favorite song, you're a Mick Lauer fan and you were sad to hear he wasn't coming back to the official series and it made you even more jaded than you already were(I feel you)
You're also a fan of Johnathan Young and Rock music
You lowkey giggle every time you hear the "every hole is a goal" line
You probably have a sever resting bitch face that scares ppl sometimes, but deep down you're a softy
A jaded softy, but a softy
Radio Play📻🎶:
Hello Alastor fans that lament the recasting of Edward Bosco
Hello Black Gyrph0n fans that think he's not receiving enough recognition
How deep in the financial debt hole are you because of your love of Alastor and new found desire to have a retro 30's aesthetic once this song dropped?
You have good taste in music but I feel like you'd say out of pocket shit on accident
You probably know how to do the Charleston pretty well and that's pretty cool
Redemption arc🙏🎶:
Hello my depressed gifted child burnouts and Elise Lovelock fans
You're a girlboss, you really are, but I need you to take more breaks and drink more water
You strike me as someone who takes the phrase "act your wage" as a suggestion at best
If over thinking was an Olympic sport, you'd win gold, silver ans bronze
stop trying to carrying other people's baggage on top of your own, that's not building character, its building more work for your therapist
Assuming you've even allowed yourself to see one!
Insane🦌🔪:
You're unhinged
like Niffty levels unhinged
but you have good taste in music
You're also a very vocal Alastor fan
You need to be watched 24/7 because you strike me as someone who'd commit war crimes for fun
Eyes on me📺🥲:
You like Techno a normal amount
you're probably a Bo Burnham fan
You also give the vibe that you like anime like Evangalion
as well as the vibe of hiding behind a chill facade even though you're kinda depressed
you also give the impression that you're into enemies to lovers and once sided pining in romance
You ship Vox x Alastor in a wholesome way and you're foaming at the mouth for their backstory
You hate Val(as you should)
Change the order 👑🪽:
You lament that Lucifer doesn't have a British accent
You HEAVILY lament Lucifer not being a heartless asshole
You oh so desperately wanna see Lucifer and Lilith in their prime/as a united power couple
You have slight daddy issues
You're also probably someone who grew up with some religious trauma
You're in your villain arc but it's mostly yo protect yourself
i highly suggest getting a dog, a rubber duck collection and a therapist
Get hooked🚬🦋:
Your search history is not suitable for human eyes
You definitely have daddy issues
You desperately wanna see Val on the poles
You're fun at partied but you cannot be left unsupervised under any circumstances
You radiate bad bitch energy but I feel like you'd apologize to a kindly janitor if you had to walk on a floor they just finished mopping
You can run in heels and I respect that immensely
Smile like you mean it😁🦌:
I get it! You love Alastor! Please lower your voice a tad friend!
It's concerning how quick you'd sell your soul to this man
You like jazz unironically(nice)
You wanna experience one of Al's radio shows
...I'm not entirely sure if you wanna hear it or be the victim...and that deeply concerns me
Use me up🕷️🥲:
You wanna see Angle Dust fuck shit up(same)
You don't make friends easily but you're the loyalest son of a bitch anyone could ever have and more people need to recognize that
You probably had a really rough childhood
You give ppl middle fingers and sass the way Oprah gave out cars back in the day
You just want a hug, someone to say they're proud of you(I'm proud of you friend) and a month long nap
We're sure to drown🐈⬛🥃🥺:
Hello again my fellow Pansexuals and Husk fans
Specifically the ones with severe depression, trust issues and think mixing Tequila and monster energy drinks will help with the abandonment issues
yeah, i see you, put the bottle down mf
get therapy, this a threat
You're so cynical that even shadow the hedgehog would ask if you're ok
asking for help doesn't make you weak fam, i get where your coming from but you need a good plucking you prickly cactus
oddly enough, you give the best advice to the few friends you keep in your circle but take none of your own advice
You listen to country rock with lyrics so sad that everyone in the car with you immediately get concerned
definitely a cat person
POP!👁️💥:
You either wanna be stepped on or do the stepping on
You probably watched Black Lagoon and loved Revy
If you don't know what I'm talking about, look her up, that's your type
Low key probably a pyromaniac
You're that one friend that's ALWAYS ready to punch your friend's ex's in the face
Honestly, I feel like you're scrappy enough to fist fight god with the confidence of someone who thinks they have a shot at winning
My machine 🐍 ⚙️:
You were really excited to see Pentious be one of the show's antagonists
You're still a little bitter about not getting your mad scientist, steam punk, snake man
You did love his War General outfit though
You probably really like shows like Arcane
You really wanted 'Enemies to lovers' CherriSnake or platonic/rivals CherriSnake
You probably have reptile as a pet
most likely a snake
Happy day in hell🎶🎤:
You're a basic Broadway bitch but your optimism is a tad infectious so I'll let it slide
You're a tad too optimistic though
Like, to a concerning degree
Someone could punch you and you'd ask them if they were ok despite having a split lip
you're definitely a workaholic
take that PTO sweetie, work will be there when you come back
Hell is forever😇😈:
you either really like Alex Brightman or you LOVE villains
you also love rock
You kicked your feet like a love sick when Adam did the guitar solo bit
Probably a fan of bands like Skillet
You have religious trauma but your coping mechanism is to crack jokes about it
some of them are probably inappropriate
Stayed gone📺🦌:
You ship Vox x Alastor a "normal" amount
You'd sell your soul for Vox and Al to have more duets together
You're probably a Vox simp
If you're not, its cuz you're an Al simp
You giggled at "That's the tea"
You also drooled at Al's demon form towards the end of the song
It starts with sorry🐍🥹:
friend, you are way too forgiving
someone could steal your life's savings and I feel like you'd just let them have it because "they probably need it more"
You were very proud of Pentious
Respectless💅📱:
You radiate chihuahua energy
You are 5'2 or smaller and 90 lbs soaking wet
someone need to make sure you don't run these streets lawless
don't get me wrong
You are absolutely a bad bitch that serves cunt like a 5 star restaurant serves gourmet steak
but you're gonna say the wrong thing to the wrong person one day
you cannot afford to fuck around and find out when they're over 5'9 my friend, sit down please
Whatever it takes🦋🩰:
you're the eldest child of your family aren't you
You don't need to prioritize everyone before yourself!
Love yourself first damn it!
You probably like Milfs or goths
You also probably wish Zestial had more songs
I have a feeling your favorite Disney movie is Encanto...
Poison🚬🕷️🥺:
Holy fuck you need a hug
You're either a survivor of some kind or life has just been kicking you in the balls for no god damn reason
Come here, I'm adopting you and making sure you're actually happy
You're low key an amazing dancer
literally one of the best people to be friends with
Loser Baby🐈⬛🕷️:
hello my fellow queers, Keith David fans, Blake Roman fans and Huskerdust shippers
You are a connoisseur of slow burn romance
You're probably a depressed hopeless romantic
friend, if you want the Husker to your dust...the loser to your baby...you gotta talk to people...
go touch grass
you're that one friend who bullies your bestie but that's cuz that your guy's love language
If anyone messed with your bestie, you'd fight that person to the death the way Husk and Angel did to those loan sharks
Hell's greatest dad🪽🦌:
You either beef with ppl for fun or you're a very flamboyant theater kid
Its probably both tbh
You probably fell in love with the blonde short king after this song
You ship Radioapple
you want a sitcom ft Radioapple and you'd sell your soul to get it
Your fav Disney movie is probably Aladdin
You totally play "HaHA! Fuck you..." on repeat
More than anything🪽😭:
So how's your relationship with your dad...
You cried so hard to this song that it scared you
grab the tissues, get your coziest blanket and go get your favorite treat
and some therapy
Welcome to Heaven😇🎶:
Emily is your favorite character
Your gaydar was going off when St. Peter started existing
Your a chill person
A little too chill though…
You might still be an active member of your community
Ya might wanna consider reducing your hours, there is such a thing as too much loyalty
Treat yourself to a vacation
You didn't know😧🪽:
Hello fellow black sheep of the family with severe religious trauma
You freaked the fuck out when the “If Hell is forever then Heaven must be a lie” line dropped
You felt so vindicated after this song and honestly, same
You LOVED Emily by the end of this song
Out for love 💗 🩰:
You like MILFs
You want Carmilla to kick/step on you
You’re either a magical girl fan, a fan of Latin music or both
You cheered so hard for Vaggie at the end you definitely got a noise complaint 🤣
Ready for this🎤⚔️:
You have anxiety
Your favorite character is probably Charlie
Your favorite movie is probably Marry Poppins or something in the same time period/genre
You’ve dealt with Karen’s before and watching Susan become tolerable was so satisfying for you
You want Alastor and Rosie to adopt you
More than anything(reprise):
You're the poster child of sappy hopeless romantics
You cried a little from joy here
You’re definitely not straight
You want this moment, go get yourself a Vaggie cuz you’re definitely gonna be the Charlie of the relationship
Finale🎶🎆:
You're the ultimate theater kid
This song hit all the sweet spots in your depressed brain for you
Let’s be honest, your favorite part of the song was either the Vees or Alastor
It’d your favorite part was with the Vees, your a huge chaos gremlin
You cannot be trusted with information but you’re very fun at parties
If your favorite part was Alastor’s part, get therapy
If you related to that part on a spiritual level, you mask so hard I’d believe you if you said you were born wearing a mask
Judging y’all based off who you simp for in the Chuckle/Sorry Boys
…+ Karl Jacobs
(Heads up: I’m kinda an asshole in this)
Schlatt
If we are talking about Lunchclub Schlatt then you’re just into mean twinks and I don’t trust your taste in men. I have never understood the hype about LC Schlatt, he looks like if someone told me to draw young Bo Burnham from memory and then giving him a vape addiction.
If we are talking about current Schlatt I respect your taste but at the same time something tells me that it’s been awhile since you last hugged your father.
Ted
There isn’t much to judge tbh. Simping for Ted is probably the safest option out everyone on this list. The only thing I can say is you are probably shorter than 5’7” and you read an almost alarming amount of slice of life fluff.
Slimecicle
Your a “silly goose”, quite the “goofy individual”, very neurodivergent and behind on your medication. Also I know you have a fixation on Slime’s cicles which is understandable, his rack is probably better than everyone’s in this damn site.
Tommy and/or Ranboo
Do you simp for them or do you have trouble knowing the difference between romantic and platonic love? You’re also fruity.
Wilbur
Saying you like Wilbur is like saying you enjoy jam on your toast, it’s basic but you don’t need to justify yourself. If you simped for him during the dsmp then I’m going on a hunch and saying you owned a pair of fake glasses for the aesthetic.
Philza
And here I thought my daddy issues were bad.
Karl Jacobs
I don’t know how you do it but you somehow romanticize romance and I am both impressed and concerned. You still use Wattpad and you scroll through Pinterest in the late hours of the night, dreaming about getting your own soft gamer boyfriend but your too nervous to look for him or make a move. How about you put the oneshot collection down and actually shoot your shot.
.
Idk I just feel bitchy today
If you have any requests for hypotheticals my asks are open (:
💛 what is your favorite feature on yourself? my eyes, I guess
💚 where are you from? Arizona
🩵 do you have any pets? 2 Shih Tzus and 2 cats
💙 do you have any siblings? older brother even older sister
💜 describe yourself in five words or less! gay ADHD One Piece obsessed
🩷 dream job? vet tech
🖤 Favorite hobbies outside of your blog? Marching band/regular band
🎂 when is your birthday? March 26th
🌙 your zodiac (Sun, Moon, Rising) Aries
💉do you have tattoos and/or piercings? got my ears pierced not that long ago
🚗 can you drive? no :(
✈️ favorite place you’ve traveled? Jerome, Arizona never been anywhere special cuz I hate flying
🎤 have you been to a concert? no, I plan to go to one though
🎵 favorite artists? Mother Mother, Melanie Martinez, Bo Burnham
🎧 last song you listened to? Goodbye - Bo Burnham
📺 last show you watched? One Piece
📝 last thing you wrote? don't do a lot of writing so it was probably something on my blog
🔐 something no one would guess about you? I have a girlfriend and we've been dating for almost 2 years
🧟♀️ The scariest thing that’s happened to you? My brother left me :( oh well, I got over it
🔥 craziest thing that’s ever happened to you? high school
🍓 favorite food? my mothers chicken alfredo (that shits better than olive garden)
🍅 least favorite food? spicy
🍊 favorite season? fall/autumn
🍋 favorite genre to read/watch/write? adventure
🍐 if you could make one character real, who would it be? Monkey D Luffy
🫐 someplace you’d love to visit? Chornobyl, Ukraine (after the war, for obvious reasons)
🍇 a word your friends would use to describe you? weird but fun
🍒 what is your earliest memory? walking into my brother's room and him sleeptalk saying "Elmo is that you?" funniest shit ever
🍌 what is one talent you wish you had? empathy I stopped giving a shit about people and their problems after July 5th 2020
💌 why did you start this blog? ZOSAN and Zolu but ZOSAN
✏️ when did you start writing fanfic? never started reading a little after creating a tumble account
🖇️ What are your favorite asks to answer? I don't get any :(
📚 how do you come up with the fics you write? don't write
📌 what is the fic you’re known for? don't write
🔍 what character do you enjoy writing for the most? don't write
🖊️ what character do you not enjoy writing for? don't write
💔 is there a fic you wish you didn’t write? don't write
❤️🔥 what character do you simp for most often? luffy cuz he's adorable
🧚♀️ favorite characters of all time? any of the straw hats they're so silly
🪐 favorite shows/series of all time? ONE PIECE
🌝 a show you would recommend to anyone? ONE PIECE
🌚 a show you’d tell people to stay away from? riverdale
🌹 favorite kinks to write for? don't write
🥀 kinks you would never write for? don't write
🌊 a kink you would like to write but you think you’d be judged? don't write
❄️ full fics, imagines or head canons? don't write
☂️ your favorite fanfic from another writer? time travel/speed run au
A couple of in depth questions!
🍄 what is something that’s happened in your life that you wish you could go back and change? imma trauma dump real
July 5th, 2020, my brother and I were visiting my dad when he (my brother) said he was going to stay with him (my dad) for 2 more weeks (I was still so upset) sooo, um, yeah it's been almost 4 years, they have been disowned in my mind :)
⭐️ What is one of your biggest accomplishments? Why is it so important to you? getting straight superiors in band MPA for 3 years in a row, and getting over depression ig
🪻what is the toughest thing you had to go through, but can say you’ve successfully overcome? my brother leaving me, but I'm a completely different person and for the better :) (I hate who I was before)
🌺 what is the best gift someone has ever given you and why is it so important? My girlfriend gave me a lion squish mallow with a rainbow mane and rainbow heart on its belly and I love it so much idk why I just love it
🍀 what is your comfort show/series and why is it your comfort show? How has it helped you? ONE PIECE shuns away the dark thoughts (except for marinefort), can't be having those
PLEASE MESSAGE ME I'M BORED ASF AND I WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO (just comment or message)
I'm bored- No one asked but I'mma answer a bunch of questions from an ask game
0: Height - I think I'm 5ft 4
1: Age - 16
2: Shoe size - size 5, but mainly depends on the shoe brand
3: Do you smoke? - nope
4: Do you drink? - nope
5: Do you take drugs? - nope
6: Age you get mistaken for - 17/18
7: Have tattoos? - nope
8: Want any tattoos? - YESS, I have a whole pinterest board of tattoo ideas
9: Got any piercings? - Used to but now I don't
10: Want any piercings? - Kinda, but at the same time I'm terrified cause I have a stupidly low pain tolerance
11: Best friend? - I have many :) Honestly we could interact once on tumblr and I would consider u my bsf lol
12: Relationship status - single
13: Biggest turn ons - Idk if this means like relationship, or sexual way? But I'mma just take it as relationship way and say honestly being nice and I'll be happy forever
14: Biggest turn offs - being mean for no reason :/, or telling me to stop being sensitive or making fun of my weight, or making fun of my neurodivergent habits etc
15: Favorite movie - don't really have 1 movie that's my fave I love the greatest showman, I love the MHA movies, Ready Player One, Last Avatar, Marvel movies, Disney movies (Also I just saw there's a Bo Burnham movie so that'll probably be in the list once I watch it)
16: I’ll love you if… you're nice :)
17: Someone you miss - I moved house some years ago but I have some close friends where I grew up so I'll probably see them during the summer
18: Most traumatic experience - I have no clue, I also don't know if anything I've gone through counts as drama or if I'm being dramatic and catastrophising the situation. I'd say probably catholic camp that was awful
19: A fact about your personality - I'm unfiltered so idc what the topic of convo is about u can talk to me about anything and I won't judge you ever <3
20: What I hate most about myself - Being so sensitive. Ik I can't help it but still it still sucks so much, mixed with my constant need for hugs/physical affection is like the worst combo lmfao
21: What I love most about myself - I will be a massive simp for u platonically or romantically <3
22: What I want to be when I get older - I'll probably be an engineer, but I also want to be a therapist part time
23: My relationship with my sibling(s) - isn't horrendous but we don't talk much :/
24: My relationship with my parent(s) - it's been alr rn but it's very up and down, some things they say is really hurtful and it's hard to decide upon me being the overly sensitive one or not
25: My idea of a perfect date - Hugs and food and a gay show, and then staying up until late hours of the night just talking about ourselves etc
26: My biggest pet peeves - people who get mad at u for crying at how they've treated by saying "just chill" "you're overreacting" I hate it so much
27: A description of the girl/boy I like - Wilhem from Young royals. Not a desc but still I don't think I need to expand on that lol
28: A description of the person I dislike the most - bigots, terfs, racists -- those kinds of people
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend - I don't remember the last time I've lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school - overwhelming pressure and work
31: What my last text message says - I love you
32: What words upset me the most - hearing the word fat triggers me, I understand it's used as a descriptor and that it's being reclaimed as something neutral not negative but because growing up I got called fat in a negative way I only have negative connotations with it therefore I just get so upset when people say that even if they don't mean it in a bad way (Idk if that makes sense but yh)
33: What words make me feel the best about myself - I love u, beautiful
34: What I find attractive in women - physically Idc at all, like I don't have a type of person I'll be into Idc what ur hair colour, body type, face structure/feature are I'll be into you if you have a great personality
35: What I find attractive in men - physically Idc at all, like I don't have a type of person I'll be into Idc what ur hair colour, body type, face structure/feature are I'll be into you if you have a great personality
36: Where I would like to live - probably in a city, but also I don't want anywhere too loud
37: One of my insecurities - My body image
38: My childhood career choice - I don't remember I think artist
39: My favorite ice cream flavor - anything chocolate <3
40: Who I wish I could be - Nick Nelson or Torii from heartstopper
41: Where I want to be right now - I'd love to see my friends and I'd also love to meet up with tumblr mutuals
42: The last thing I ate - coffee? If that doesn't count ice cream
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately - I have no clue so many people are attractive
44: A random fact about anything - Boston marriages used to be a thing where two wealthy women would get married so they wouldn't have to share their finances with men :) Got shut down when people realised lesbians exist
There ya go I answered all the questions unprompted :)
i did quite a bit of digging & found this photo of Bo performing Make Happy at the Capitol Theatre in NY and I absolutely love it because of how HQ the lighting looks in this pic. He really put his whole soul into lighting & set design for this show. Much respect Boseph.
Hanako: She likes Nirvana and other 80/90s rock/metal bands. Idk she just kind of radiates that kind of vibe to me. She also listens to Hatsune Miku here and there but she’s not like super into them.
Akira: He mostly likes BTS and other Korean/Japanese boybands, and probably Imagine Dragons too
Yara: She’s probably a swiftie secretly lmaooooo
Sakura: Justin Bieber and she simps on them. Not Justin now, but back then when he was a teen 🤮🤮🤮
Akito: Anything metal, punk, and rock
Ryunosuke: Bro probably doesn’t listen to anything
Akio: Madds Buckley (mainly just thinking about the song ‘The Red Means I Love You’), Maretu or however you spell it (the Vocaloid producer), and Bo Burnham. He has very interesting tastes in music.
Keiko: Hatsune Miku obvs, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu (let’s ignore the fact that she’s a pedo), Twice, and a whole lot of K/J-Pop girl bands
If Bo Burnham broke into my exams and told me "You don't need A-Levels. You can be my best friend and we can perform together",I'm leaving the exam hall there and then