#both of these are true

[thatsuccubabe]

You are perfect as you are

You are a work in progress

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#never stop learning #you are enough #both of these are true #be teachable #my thoughts

[obiwans]

i generated more sexualities and got clinically depressed astronaut and then acab iconoclast

#both of these are true #im fuckn wheezing

[totentnz]

anyway i decided to make v a quick cummer (terrible word) why? because she can have some good things in her life (lies! its to annoy johnny)

#sammy says shit #i played too much disco elysium everything i read feel like its from the game #which is fun and very on brand for me #anyway #both of these are true #(2010s au) v cumming much much earlier than him is just funny to me #sort of flip the script but not really #good for her truth be told #i was going somewhere with this but i forgot #also i cant write (i love skipping words)

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael teaches Gregory the old FNAF technique

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #fnaf gregory #fnaf vanny #fnaf vanessa #fnaf #security breach #sister location #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Michael is simply trying to teach Gregory how to survive #like my man cook!! #Fire is the true way to win any fnaf game I promise #Gregory actually wants to learn he thinks Michael is cool #though Vanny isn’t as enthusiastic #she’s gonna put them both in timeout lmao #they are so brother coded but so the same too #Gregory is just a lil Michael

[isabellaofparma]

#the cat king would've liked niko because she was the only one to show him an ounce of respect

#dead boy detectives #deadboydetectivesedit #niko sasaki #the cat king #yuyu kitamura #lukas gage #mine #and that is. the hill im dying on #oh he is just trying to sweet talk edwin in the second scene!!! okay and. both can be true he contains multitudes #1k

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

An unbothered queen has entered, and subsequently left.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wen qing #wen ning #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #In the audio drama she quite literally opens the door and then leaves after seeing them without breaking conversation. #It is both so impressive and deeply funny to me. #I imagine her just literally pivoting in one foot and walking right out. #She came home after a long day at work and in 0.5 seconds went “I would rather go back to the office than deal with this right now”. #Besides tickling me to near tears - this scene is also a great introduction to Wen Qing - her first instinct is to protect! #She lives by the code of 'I don't care who you are - if you need help I will lend it.' a true doctor and professional. #Sure she is *mad* that Wen Ning puts himself (and her to a lesser extent) at risk by helping 'the enemy' but she gives in quick. #I love Wen Qing a lot - she is such an unsung hero in this story. #Sorry that her first appearance on this blog was...what it was. I'll let your curiosity take you down that path...

[canisalbus]

Real fan art is coming one day, but for now I really wanted to see if it was feasible to simplify their gradients into something that would fit a simple style like Bluey’s 😅

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#aaaaaaaaaAAA #they're so precious I can't ;m; #I still haven't watched Bluey so I can't really comment on show accuracy but to me these look spot on #if you ask me the gradients work really well #if you look at them and unfocus your eyes they look like their normal markings #Vasco might benefit from having one more band between the base yellow and the lighter brown but that's totally optional and might take away #from the simplicity of his design #their colors are so true to the way I color them which is both cool and kind of uncanny #like Machete's pink details which in reality are very peachy almost closer to light orange than true pink #and their colored linearts which use the same colors I use for my colored linearts #I don't know I thought that was really cool attention to detail #they're adorable #thank you! #gift art #apupcalyptic #own characters #Machete #Vasco #their lives would be a lot less stressful in bluey universe I reckon

[fabuloustrash05]

Rachel Zeglar: I’m gonna be the first Snow White who is not going to be a damsel in distress dreaming about true love and instead she’ll learn to become a fighter and a great leader for her kingdom! No one’s ever done an independent Snow White before!

Me:

#and guess what? #these versions of Snow White got to be a badass AND find true love #YOU CAN DO BOTH DISNEY #mirror mirror is my personal favorite version #snow white #snow white and the seven dwarfs #mirror mirror #snow white and the huntsman #red shoes and the seven dwarfs #once upon a time #Disney

[hellomayu]

ruin me all you want, i don't mind if it's you.

#this caption applies for both of them dontcha think uwu #they'd ruin themselves for each other #like they ruin all of us...... #i hope i gave u smth to crie about lmao #satosugu #jujutsu kaisen #geto suguru #gojo satoru #stsg #jjk #jjk fanart #look at geto's flowy hair he's a true disney princess loool #meanwhile gojo's hair is a pain to draw askfhnsij

[ao3-shenanigans]

Honestly? My gender is whatever line to piss at the gas station reststop is shortest

#both bathrooms are nasty anyways #true gender equality #not fanfic #not fanfiction #ao3 shenanigans #shitpost #gender #gnc #androgyny #lgbtqia

[genshin-impact-updates]

Been getting a lot of asks assuming that I work for Hoyoverse lately, so I thought it would be a good time to post the reminder! I'm not upset, I just don't want to cause any disappointment (or shock anyone when I swear or say something gay lol).

#not an update #unofficial #however i do have an answer to one of your questions. wanderer is five foot nothing. #this was revealed to me in a vision by dawei himself and i know it to be true #also i love both travelers but i use lumine

[domibomz]

Where is the 'Harrow ALSO being an annoying girlfriend' content ft. @ghostsessioned 's harrow

#tlt #the locked tomb #my art #shitpost #griddlehark #harrow nonagesimus #gideon nav #i also cannot decide if i like slicked back hair gideon more or messy fringe hair gideon more #for now we do both until one is chosen as the one true gideon

[toffeecoco1]

sqq: haha binghe wants to kiss me this is weird and idk what to do about it im not gay

also sqq: did you just?? Imply that binghe isn't the hottest man ever to live—scratch that, hottest person?? In any universe, ever? Are you an idiot? how can you not see that Binghe's beauty eclipses all other creatures that ever have or ever will live??

#hes so stuPID #im obsessed with him. i hate him. both of these things are true #svsss #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #scum villain's self saving system

[bbq-potato-chip]

obvious

#saiki: those people arent my friend- aiura: now hold on. me and u both KNOW that isnt true. #my art #saiki k #tdlosk #saiki no psi nan #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki kusuo #aiura mikoto #sorry had another vision you get it.

[bleeding-seraphic]

Pokémon au nobody asked for!

#cotl au #cotl narinder #cotl #pokemon #wooloo #narilamb #true devotion #sylveon #chandelure #litten #cotl lamb #Idk if the comic is understandable #Bc it’s so out of order #but the lamb is a performer and narinder is a trainer #And they each other to try the other’s career #They’re both great at it (power couple) #But hate it

[sealsdaily]

Ok. Ok. Little background on this for those that aren't Brazilian/don't speak pt: the imperative of Focus is 'Foca', which just so happens to be the same word for seal.

So there's a bunch of these official govt psa's about 'focus on [important thing]' that are just. Like this. Because of that pun

^ specifically traffic safety ones. I saw this guy while taking my traffic knowledge test lol

Today's Seals Are: Focal Point

#mod ribbon #seals #pinniped #daily #asks #fictional species #← putting it in this tag since the root phoca/foca refers to earless seals and this looks to be an odd mix of both eared and true seals #otariidae #phocidae