#british things

[thepariahcontinuum]

#RWBY #ruby rose #rwby memes #only fools and horses #Rodney Trotter #british things #british comedy #bbc #rwby vol.09

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

Speaking of people who may not be safe at home.

#uk politics #british things #emergency alerts #safety #please signal boost

[fratricideknight]

"british people have no culture" frankly i find that offensive. british culture is eating cheese crackers while watching Wallace & Gromit

show this man the respect he deserves or pay the price

#wallace and gromit #british things #mine #ri says something stupid

[mylifeiscomics]

Referring to a vehicle as “old girl”: endearing.

Referring to a woman as “old girl”: you’re gonna get a slap, Harry.

#british things #doctor who #classic who

[ineffablemossy]

From the flavours available at these M1 services at 1am:

Quite a nice display of the traditional travel sweet. Cost: £2.99 each

#good omens #Aziraphale #the bentley #travel sweets #simkins #uk #british things #motorway services #random thoughts at 1am on the night bus #traveling from Edinburgh to London #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #crowley

[adharastarlight]

Reg: hmm, do I want a cup of tea or not?

James: I don't know, love, do you?

Reg: I suppose I ought to

Sirius, scoffing: why 'cause you're british?

Reg: precisely.

James: ...aren't you french though?

Reg: that's a point. Someone bring me some goddamn wine.

#a conversion between me and my gran #because we are iconic brits #and hilarious #marauders #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #dead gay wizards #sirius black #james x regulus #starchaser #regulus arcturus black #french regulus #james fleamont potter #french sirius #the black brothers #british things #sirius orion black #sirius and regulus #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #prongs and padfoot

[averagesizedperson]

The most unrealistic parts of V for Vendetta and Children of Men is that they both assume that Britain can somehow survive the apocalypse with a functioning society and government.

We now know this is not the case

#british things #v for vendetta #children of men #me post #liz truss #rishi sunak #boris johnson #uk politics #glad my dad moved to california

[sapphickittykatherine]

i never watched a single disney channel show as a kid. it's such an odd concept to me. i had cbbc instead, and i feel for those who didn't grow up with masterpieces of the television industry like Horrible Histories, Wolfblood, Merlin, Ooglies, Deadly 60, and Shaun The Sheep

#fuck i loved ooglies #it hardly ever came on when i was home which drove me mad #british things #cbbc #horrible histories #bbc merlin #ooglies #deadly 60 #shaun the sheep #about me #mine #this is a throwback fr holy hell

[lilacthebooklover]

Hey do british people have a different word for this too

Do you call it Scribbly Dunkey or something

no, you cheeky guy!! it's called hoopball :]]

#my classmates like to nickname it “slamdunk weyyyy” though #british things

[multidimensional-trashcan]

what the fuck. is this? is this what people are talking about when they talk about the King? is he a member of the british royal family? British people explain yourselves!

#mr blobby #bbc #british things #british royal family #im gonna nominate him to be the next king #Youtube

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

What a sad indictment of a country.

#uk politics #British things #shoplifting #anti-theft devices #food poverty #if someone is stealing mild cheddar #just like let them eh

[eviebane]

watched Staged without a tele license & got busted by the gov for it. fuckin worth it idc

#staged #british things

[thepariahcontinuum]

Hey look guys, I found the Spider that bit Hobie.

#across the spiderverse #AtSV #Spider-Man #spider punk #hobie brown #Tube Spider #London #The Tube #Lobdon Underground #british humour #british things #bri'ish

[liliestar]

Okay but world famous band The Marauders being asked to go on the Great British Bake Off for the Stand up to cancer celebrity thing they do every year and it being complete and utter chaos the entire time

#marauders #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #british things #i need this now #may write a band au #just to include this

[adharastarlight]

*Jegulus messaging*

James: where'd you go, love?

Regulus: Back home to relax

James: Okay, enjoy your tea <3

Regulus: I hate you

Regulus: I'm brewing the kettle as we speak

James: Love you too, you brit

#regulus: youee british too you prat #james: but not in the tea obsessed way #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #james x regulus #dead gay wizards #marauders textpost #incorrect marauders quotes #british things #tea #regulus loves tea #he just does

[alwaysahiccupandastrid]

The most disturbing part of the Order of the Phoenix movie is that Dolores Umbridge puts about four or five heaped spoonfuls of sugars in her tea 🤢 as a British person, that woman’s tea colour is NOT it

#dolores umbridge #harry potter #british things #british tea #terfs dni #radfems dni