I don’t remember any of the rest of the dream but I do remember that me and my family were eating cat food for lunch like that was a normal thing to do.
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Monday, August 28.
This is what happens when you don't immediately feed Morty in the morning.
It's not easy being Morty. He has to slink around each day and make important time for sleeping. Some days he wanders the great outdoors of his own volition: perhaps rest on a fence, lie beneath a car, or initiate a skirmish with other local felines. On other occasions, he lies around, like a big lovely cat puddle, and blinks slowly if he is feeling sleepy. If he is feeling indecisive he will let his tail drift slowly, luxuriously even, from side to side. But sometimes, during times of adversity, he is even forced to lick his own a*s. Otherwise he spends his days stretching, staring inexplicably into space, wandering, purring, meowing, and last but not certainly not least, eating delicious #cat food. What a prince!
But herein lies the problem. It will trouble you to learn that sometimes Morty is not fed immediately in the morning. Which, quite frankly, is not the life to which royalty should be accustomed. Sometimes Morty's servant is apparently so preoccupied with waking up and getting out of bed and going to the bathroom and making themselves breakfast and other trivial nonsense that they totally neglect to feed him—and feed him tout de suite. This is unacceptable.
So Morty needs feeding, and feeding quickly. And if Morty is not fed immediately in the morning, this is what happens. This is what Morty must do.
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Putting my saved r/196 posts on Tumblr
Originally posted by u/mambresup
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Dekiru Neko wa Kyou mo Yuuutsu - Episode 6
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I ate cat food and it tasted so bad I immediately woke up.
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Friday, September 22.
@only-cat-memes
Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs (1954) proposed a five-tier model of human needs, depicted as the hierarchical levels of a pyramid. The first tier are physiological: air, water, food, and shelter. Then come the essentials of safety: personal security, employment, and resources. Third are needs of love and belonging: friendship, intimacy, and a sense of connection. Then there is esteem: status, recognition, strength, and freedom. And finally, it asserts, comes self-actualization: the desire to become the most one can be. This makes a lot of sense.
But not, we would argue, total sense. Because whoever this Maslow guy is, whatever his credentials, he was clearly deprived of the daily nourishment that @only-cat-memes can provide. Shelter, intimacy, status, employment et al. are all well and good—but it is evident Maslow was deprived of shark cat plushies, 4x4 images of the famous "Kitty Stretch," or four kittens investigating the inner workings of a 90s PC :(
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