#cause omw

[sky-is-the-limit]

Trying to find a smut to read with skin to skin contact but Abby (or Ellie) is literally attached to a f plastic ding-dong everywhere, GIVE MY WOMAN'S CLIT THE SPOTLIGHT FFS.

#what do yall have against pussy #omw to write the filthiest ✂️ with Abby cause I'm frustrated #abby anderson #tlou #tlou2 #abby anderson smut #abby anderson x reader #abby anderson x you #abby tlou #abby the last of us #ellie williams #ellie williams smut #ellie williams x reader #wlw

[keeps-ache]

(this is specifically about Hid lol)

#art #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #doodles #forgot to post this lol #/causing pain to flame since 2023 with my torment of the Guy hbfsh :3 #//anyway i was trying out some effects with this so 👍 #subtract layers are so hard Hrghbshf #sometimes they are the greatest thing to Ever. and other times. well. i wish they would Never lmao #//omw tho i have ~+~Things~+~ and ~+~Stuff~+~ i'm doing !! :D #i love doing my things and stuffs hfh :>> #toodles !! ~+

[theyarebothgunshot]

hearing jensen say that cas was "someone dean truly loved" has given me enough energy to lift up a car, actually

#im watching the panel omw to work in the metro #and i just!!!!! really fucking like that #not touching the discourse cause i get both sides - to a certain degree mind you #but i just wanna focus on this

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

It's endlessly funny to me that some poor alien in One Minute War is going to be forced to write a threat assessment on Earth's active defenses and it's going to solely consist of two seniors, an adult, two young adults, one pregnant young adult and seven minors aged ~4-17.

Normally threat assessments and war intel is focused on access to supplies, number of soldiers, strategic locations, known routes, training/education, gear, weapons, vehicles, allies, political landscapes, relevant history, ect.

This threat assessment is going to be a book report on the Flash family. That's all they have to go off of. The strategic advantage is that the kid's bedtime is at 7:30. The relevant war history will be that one of the 100+ year olds was a military messenger in the 17th century and the other 100+ year old was a special operative contracted during World War 2. Four college diplomas, four report cards, a Flash museum pamphlet and a collection of mint edition Flash comics are submitted as evidence. The list of tactical gear consists of a cool ring and sneakers. For 'political landscape' they write about Jai's journal entries which suggest that there is great turmoil among Earth's ranks over who does the dishes on any given night. This is marked as having potential for psychological warfare.

#too bad OMW takes place before Judy the new west baby and the tornado twins because it would've been funnier if it was 11 minors #aged 0-17 #the minors already outnumber the adults 6-7 but 6-11 is beyond hilarious. especially if Linda doesn't keep her powers after the pregnancy #cause then itd be 5 adults and 11 minors which is an insane demo for an army #im just imagining having to access the threat level of a family unironically #like 'oh the 8 year old doesn't like broccoli! write that down! write that down!!!' #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #impulse #wally west #bart allen #barry allen #jay garrick #max mercury #jesse chambers #jesse quick #linda park #jai west #irey west #johnny tyler #alinta #bolt #flash fam #flash family #one minute war

[bpdamn]

so y‘all are telling me that i went from not being able to leave my apartment without having a panic attack to working as a barista and content creator (for the café) - i‘d kms just thinking about putting myself out there a year ago what the fuckidyfuck happened

#i know working as a barista isn’t a big deal for most people #but it’s a huge deal for me as i wasn’t even able to go grocery shopping without dissociating or having a panic attack back then #there were days where i just accepted that i will not eat cause i literally didn’t have anything at home #and as i said i couldn’t get out of my apartment for the life of me #so ye it is a huge step for me lol #like i still very much can’t breathe omw to work cause PEOPLE #but apparently once i‘m there i‘m doing good cause i even got asked to be the manager 💀💀💀 #and.. i got called extroverted #PEOPLE THINK IM EXTROVERTED?? #personal

[smallsimmer]

@pleaseputnamehere

#ts3 #s3 #the sims 3 #sims 3 #simblr #marc pierce #melody topel #me omw to only take pictures of Marc cause he's the only one with a decorated house

[shadowlinktheshadow]

the spirit tracks experience

#top right was an old doodle #decided to fill this page up cause i was playing the game #these all apply to me in game #(especially top left AA-) #i love #I LOVE #I LOVE PHANTOM ZELDA AUGH #she IS so silly #legend of zelda #loz spirit tracks #spirit tracks #spirit tracks link #spirit tracks zelda #phantom zelda #omw to go unda da sea

[rexscanonwife]

Save me middle aged whiteman....whiteman save me

#jane journals #self insert talk #vent #🍞 my bread and butter 🍞 #siiiigh had a bit of a rough go at work 😅 #i took a closing shift tonight by switching with a coworker and my manager got mad #cause i ASSUMED the coworker i traded with would tell her since shes the one who asked ME but she didnt #and then as im closing the shop down i was wheeling the vacuum back to its place and.. #bumped a shelf. a shelf with two huge glass jars of candy 😭😭 #then i had to go and deal with that AS I WAS GETTING READY TO LEAVE #but its ok i got it cleaned up and now im omw home 😮‍💨😮‍💨 #and ill get to watch more show and see....him 🥺🥺💖💖💖 #and try to draw stuff maybe #AND my partners coming home from work trip!! so maybe ill get them to watch with me hehe 👉👈

[finncakes]

more critrole scribs

#critical role #cr3 #fearne calloway #orym of the air ashari #cr fcg #fresh cut grass #ashton greymoore #biting my leg off cause i want the new episode #but i listen to the podcast version omw to work so i have to wait longer #unless i cave in and just watch the video version..

[s7ven-art]

AND HEY, YOU, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S KINDA CUTE THAT I DIED RIGHT INSIDE YOUR ARMS TONIGHT

#wei wuxian #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wei ying #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #godc #this is a part of a collab with popkulturalnia on twitter! #she asked me and a bunch of other friend artists to collaborate on a series of character portraits #for her character themed wax scents!! how cool is that!!! #I got the chance to work on wuxian which I'm very happy about #omw to post dottore tho cause whoo boy #seven art

[toasteaa]

Shaking and crying...the new trailer...oooouogouhough....

#toast talks #genshin impacted #I'm not gonna be okay in the new archon quest. I know I'm not gonna be okay #I don't even know what to say other than I'm so excited. I NEED Furina. I need to know what's going to happen right fucking now #THE FUCKING. DOOMSDAY CLOCK AAAUGUHAUGH #THERE WAS SO MUCH IN THE TRAILER I CAN'T SIT STILL #AND ALSO BECAUSE YOU KNOW MY ASS WAS GONNA BRING HIM UP EVEN THOUGH I WAS TRYING TO RESIST #NEUVILLETTE MY BELOVED WHAT IS GOING ONNNNN #YOU'RE GETTING ALL SAD AND DRACONIC AGAIN AND RRAAAAAAGH #Someone put me in a hole until the update or else I WILL go insane. #Omw to finish trip crowning Neuvi so he can perform his role perfectly cause HOO BABY #Okay now I'm gonna go be unwell about everything BYE

[cashweasel]

Me: I’m not sad about Valen today

Also me:

#y’all it’s not even funny how he used to be my silly little worry free baby 2 yrs ago #and now if I think about him too long I’ll make myself sad FJDKSKFJDK 💔💔💔 #making sincerely the opening song on his playlist was both very big brained and devastating of me #devastating TO me #vega had me crying while washing the dishes #holding back tears on the bus omw to my 7 am class #and it’s all on judie cause she sent that to me #also 13 times is wild bc ik it’s only been 3 days 💀 #I’m rlly going through it help #I’ve been listening to his playlist on repeat

[hajima-7]

went to see my dad at the hospital (dont wanna go into details but he's fine)

but i forgot to bring a face mask cause i had a lot of shit going on today and i only realized when i got there....the receptionist has masks tho, thankfully so im like "hiiii can i please have a mask? i forgot to bring one"

and she looks me dead in the eyes, smiles and goes "no", while handing me one SJDGHSDGH

ma'am ily, hope you have the best life sjdhgsdg

#cmdr's log #i was in a fking meeting omw there cause ofc we have to have shit ton of useless meetings lmao #like i WAS gonna bring one i have a full box at home I JUST FORGOT #i'd forget my head if it werent attached to the rest of me smh

[sunshinequeer]

Start making not boring shoes in gender neutral sizing you cowards

#i cant get platform converse because im 1 size too big in women's and they dont make them in men's? #dont even GET me started on all the fun designs and colors and shapes im missing out on #in all shoes like everywhere #mo moans #i dont wanna hear 'this special store' either i want them off the shelf anywhere i wanna try em on cause i walked past them omw to work

[gildeddlily]

creating tragic backstories really is fun

you know the characters who are deeply traumatized and have an interesting arc and personality/apperence, but you understand how they really are sick because of how they are- even tho there isn't an explicit backstory? Headcanons are my life. (this is me about to create a toe-curling backstory for teccho (with parental fukuchi ofc so he will suffer more when he betrays them) and jouno (the "he hates violence" thing is too interesting for me, and if someone tell me that he lost his sight for an incident/illness im gonna lose it- he's the worst of them all, come on) and even nikolai (everything for religious trauma)) I feel a little bad, but writing angst and hurt/comfort is my reason to live, so I have to (with title's from Mitski songs ofc)

#ao3fic #ao3 author #bsd spoilers #bungou stray dogs #backstory #me omw to destroy people's life #im hungry #jouno x tecchou #cause yeah #burn the gays #mitski #im the fire and im the forest and im the witness watching it #nikolai gogol #bsd nikolai gogol #x reader scares me #what the hell #send help #my silly thoughts #i just

[fuckmyskywalker]

2002—2023

Rest in piss Anya Skywalker, we loved you (we didn't)

#𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 anya talks! #it's 5 am don't listen to me #just showered and continued a request #omw to bed because yes #cause of death: lack of Anakin's dick