#charming shrek 2

[margoteve]

I am about to unleash so much psychic damage on Tumblr thanks to @followmetoyourdoom who made the below masterpiece

Astarion the unholy lovechild between Prince Charming Shrek 2 and Roland Strange Magic.

Congratulations on your baby.

#astarion #bg3 #astarion ancunin #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #roland #strange magic #prince charming #shrek 2 #shrek #charming shrek 2

[pumpkinsouppe]

This scene hit me like a truck when figuring out how to draw Klav in my style FHDJKSFHL

#if you don't know: it's from shrek 2 and is a convo between prince charming (acting as shrek) and fiona #ace attorney #aa4 #pumpkinsouppe #klavier gavin #klapollo #apollo justice #apollo x klavier #shrek 2 #ema skye #kyodoroki

[reallyromealone]

Title: young and beautiful

Fandom: Shrek

Pairing: prince charming x male reader

Warnings: tall strong reader, size difference

Notes: April fools (if you saw this by accident no you didn't ❤️)

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(Name) sighed as he slipped his drink, another ball he was forced to attend as his sister ran off with her husband and played house in a swamp, everyone in far far away that mattered was here including the fairy godmother and her son, woman and men alike fawning over him as (name) just wanted to go back into the palace and avoid this mess.

"Why don't you go talk to the prince?" Queen Lilian tried to urge her son, (name) had no interest in talking to that blond twink as he downed the rest of his drink "oh no, I'm out of wine" he said robotically as he went to the table of wine glasses and ignored the servers with champagne and wine, fully planning on slipping away from it all and go anywhere else, though luck wasn't even remotely on his side as Prince charming locked eyes with him and ignored his fans, (name) knew his game and knew he was going to try and slut his way into a crown.

He wasn't going to allow him to do that, he wasn't going to fawn over this man.

"My~ aren't you handsome" charming said with a low chuckle as he gently touched (name)s bicep but the crown prince had no interest as he stared at him blankly "best you got?" (Name) said as he took another glass, champagne this time and stared at the blond "I am not swayed to pretty words and touches" he said before walking away and charming looked furious at the fact his flirting failed laughably, (name) barely paying him mind.

"You don't get to walk away from me!" He huffed and followed the prince as (name) walked into the palace "can and I will, my palace I can do what I want" (name) said simply and charming glared "why aren't you interested in me?!"

(Name) halted and looked at him "I have seen you a million times, a pretty face who wants a pretty castle and pretty things but no interest in me and use me for my fortune, tell me charming... Would you love me when I'm old? When I'm no longer young and beautiful? Or would you only marry me for wealth?" He asked as he loomed over the bond prince, staring down at him coldly before leaning into his ear and whispering "I'm not going to be swayed by a twink with nice hair, I marry for love not so my partner can treat me like a cash cow"

Charming wasn't sure what to do, no one spoke to him like that and frankly... It was kind of hot.

"And he called be a blond twink!" He seethed to his mother who went over her budget reports "he's always been a prickly prince, sweety" the fairy god mother said lovingly to her son who grumbled as he wandered back to his bedroom and thought about the altercation once more, he was so demanding and serious with him! Calling him demeaning names and looking at him like a common whore.

He wanted more.

(Name) sighed as he worked on his coronation, his parents getting up in years and wanting to retire so he had to make sure it was perfect as it would reflect on him, he needed to have the best start to his rule after all.

"Sweety why don't you take a rest" Queen Lilian tried to urge her son but Howard huffed "leave him be, my love" (name) was always the serious one compared to his sister which said something, the two very different in their attitudes in life and (name) just wanted the kingdom to go in a better direction "will you be... Inviting your sister to the wedding"

"Her and the family are invited yes, it will take them till the coronation to get here" he never met his nieces or nephews but he was curious about them... He never saw an ogre baby.

He didn't see charming till three and a half weeks after the ball, a dinner party this time, the two set right beside each other as Charming looked at the strong king to be, wanting to provoke him to get another one of this reactions again but the other just sighed "why do you insist on my attention? Haven't I already told you?" He grumbled and charming just seemed giddy at the glare "come now, you can't possibly not like me~" he flirted and (name) just looked at him blankly before returning to his meal, the other guests giggling quietly at them, to the others it sounded like an old married couple bickering.

It wasn't until the end of the night when (name) had enough, and dragged charming to a forgotten hallway where the blond grinned but his breath was knocked out when (name) had him pinned to the wall, nose inches from his own "can you kindly fuck off? I know your angle and frankly I'm not impressed by your insistence! You are fully aware I have no intentions of being with someone who is only after the crown and yet you p e r s i s t" his voice cold and deep and he would have pulled away if it weren't for the raging erection that pressed against (name)s thigh "oh dear..." Charming and (name) both looked down and (name) sighed "were you being annoying and such for a reaction due to your degradation kink?" He asked bored and Charming sputtered out some things and looked flustered much to the normally serious kings to be amusement "oh please! Like I would do something like that! What do you take me for?! Some harlot?!"

Things connected for (name), he probably wanted him for the crown at first then realized he was into how blunt and such (name) was and subconsciously seeked out insults once he figured out he liked being put in his place.

It made sense, seeing as he needed attention constantly.

"I just don't understand how she could do something so /tacky/! It's completely disgusting to be wearing such clashing color combinations and think it's fashion!" Charming grumbled as he had his face mask on, doing his nails as (name) read the paper and listened to his husband bitch about what Snow white did, his crown on a pillow on the bedside as was charmings on his side "can you believe it!"

"I can hardly believe it, my dear" (name) mumbled as Charming huffed but knew (name) was listening, he was always listening to the blonds words even if you (name) it was absolute nonsense as he slept on the others broad shoulder and (name) flicked off the lamp that hung on the wall.

"Goodnight my love"

#shrek x male reader #shrek x reader #shrek 2 #shrek 3 #prince charming x reader #male reader #x male reader #fluff

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

*Hits him with the bimbo beam*

.......He really didn't need my help.

(sketchy and kinda not good so I’m just gonna leave this here)

#sketchbook #shrek #shrek fanart #prince charming #prince charming fanart #shrek 2 #shrek 3 #shrek the third #prince charming shrek #shrek prince charming #doris #doris shrek #shrek doris #traditional art #traditional drawing #traditional illustration #pencil drawing #sketch #character drawing #character illustration #character art

[bby-deerling]

he's got them gojo eyes

#cilles ramblings #prince charming #shrek 2 #gojo #gojo satoru #jjk #jjk shitpost

[vampiresfromxenon]

Was rewatching Shrek 2 and I had to pause because I started screaming

THIS IS THE MOST ASCENDED ASTARION MOVE EVER ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

#he would so do this #it’s actually just him #screaming #ascended Astarion is actually just Prince Charming is he not #ahem anway can someone animate this #I would pay in platonic smooches #I hit one of my teeth with my ring #that’s how hard I slammed my hand against my mouth #I was SHOCKED #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #bg3 astarion #baldur's gate 3 #astarion ancunin #ascended astarion #astarion headcanons #shrek 2

[psychoblaster]

so, son of a fairy doesn’t have fairy wings? bullshit

#inspired by disneyland actors of these two #fairy godmother #fairy godmother shrek #shrek #prince charming #charming #my art #fanart #shrek 2

[justgivemeabookplease]

Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.

Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)

But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.

And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?

And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.

Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.

#shrek 2 #shrek #shrek franchise #fiona #princess fiona #prince charming #fairy godmother #queerness #queer community #lgbtqia+ community #queer analysis #comp het #compulsory heterosexuality #queer metaphors

[blond-jerk-tourney]

Platinum Bracket: Round 2, Poll 3

Propaganda from submitters Under Cut

Prince Charming

This character was submitted without propaganda

Spike

He is a jerk. He is Spike. Of course he is a jerk. And he is a walking paradox. He was bad, is bad, but got better. No you can't fix him, but you can love him for his efforts.

#platinum bracket #platinum bracket round 2 #polls #tournament polls #prince charming #shrek #prince charming shrek #spike #spike btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #btvs #blond jerk tournament

[fire-breathing-pain-in-the-neck]

You guys…I just made an insane discovery.

We all know the Makeup Revolution Shrek collection, but did we know:

We got the cherry lipgloss 😭

#I literally bought it IMMEDIATELY #expect a review next weekend #it is literally cherry flavored I’m crying #WHY DIDNT THEY MARKET THIS #shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #shrek is everything #source: shrek #shrek 2 #shrek prince charming

[chriscdcase95]

So after Puss in Boots: The Last Wish, I’ve seen a few jokes about Death the Wolf being present for every Death in the Shrek franchise (Fairy Godmother’s death in Shrek 2, Harold’s or Charming’s death in Shrek The Third, etc)

Meanwhile - if we’re taking Shrek 4-D as canon - I’m  picturing Death side- eyeing Farquaad’s ghost. Especially when he declared that he will rule the Underworld. Which depending on the folklore, is more often than not the Death’s domain, be it a god of death, or an angel of death.

Bottom line, while Farquaad’s ghost was plotting to kill Fiona, Death was at the river’s edge, sharpening his sickles. And considering Farquaad was A. an arrogant prick and B. a spirit at this point ? He may have very well seen Death all the while.

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Farquaad’s Ghost: “You might as well stop struggling, Princess; soon, you and I will be together forever. With you as my spirit Queen, I will be King of the Underworld!”

Death The Wolf: (chuckles humorlessly) “Oh, you audaz hijo de puta.”

#shrek franchise #shrek 2 #shrek forever after #shrek the third #puss in boots the last wish #death the wolf #puss in boots #shrek #princess fiona #donkey shrek #dragon shrek #lord farquaad #perrito #kitty softpaws #king harold #queen lillian #fairy godmother shrek #prince charming shrek

[witchy-v1xen]

These two would be bestfriends.

Why you ask?

1.They both are mommy's boys.

2.They are both kinky or sexual in some sort of way.

3. They are both princes except one wanted a throne and the other didn't until he was convinced. They are both kings anyways.

4. They are both from second relationships.

and...that concludes.

#house of the dragon #game of thrones #a song of ice and fire #house targaryen #hotd #hotd meme #aegon the usurper #aegon the elder #aegon the second #aegon ii #hotd aegon #prince charming #shrek 2 #shrek franchise #shrek 1 #shrek #king charming #shrek 3 #shrek 4 #coincidence i think not

[therabbitthatpostthings]

I'm not saying Dreamworks should make a spin-off on Fairy Godmother but I do need to know just how deep her influence goes.

Why was making a wish with her so fanciful and pretty yet Rumpelstiltskin has to do his deal-making from a carriage in the woods.

What would she had done if Farquad married Fiona. I personally would love to know how Fairy Godmother would have systematically and economically lead Duloc to ruin just to in sure Charming be the King of Far Far Away.

Was Lillian always supposed to marry Harold? Who is Charming's father? Just how did she become this way?

#shitpost #shitposting #shrek #Shrek 2 #princess fiona #queen lillian #king harold #Shrek far far away #fairy godmother #shrek fairy godmother #Shrek Rumpelstiltskin #prince charming #dreamworks #dreamworks shrek

[weirdlyspecificnostalgia]

Another weird ‘plot hole’ in the Shrek Franchise, this time from Shrek Forever After.

So in the main timeline when Shrek leaves the swamp for Duloc he finds Lord Farquaad holding a tournament to decide who goes in his place to rescue Princess Fiona. Farquaad says that whoever wins will go first, and should that guy fail the runner up takes his place and goes to face Dragon, exc until there’s no men left in Duloc, I assume.

After Shrek marries Fiona and they go on their honeymoon, we find out that Fiona’s parents, King Harold and Queen Lillian of Far Far Away, planned for Prince Charming to save Fiona and break her curse.

I would’ve assumed that these decisions would’ve been made and executed with or without Shrek’s involvement.

In the alternate timeline in Forever After, however, Fiona said that no one came to rescue her and she saved herself.

So, how does Shrek never being born in the alternate world affect Lord Farquaad and Prince Charming’s existence or decision to rescue Fiona??

#shrek franchise #shrek #shrek 2 #shrek forever after #lord farquaad #prince charming #princess fiona

[voided-peach]

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #Astarion #shrek 2 #prince charming #meme

[parketmansion]

Astarion IS Shrek 2

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #shrek #shrek 2 #fairy godmother #king harold #prince charming