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#he would so do this
vampiresfromxenon · 3 months
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Was rewatching Shrek 2 and I had to pause because I started screaming
THIS IS THE MOST ASCENDED ASTARION MOVE EVER ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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lovefromremus · 10 months
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Stalker: I see you.
Nicky:
Nicky:
Nicky: do I look good?
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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years
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Peter: thanks dad- SHIT! NO! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean dad! I meant mister stark! Uh-um I mean Tony! I meant tony!
Tony: *internally screaming with joy* no, it's fine kiddo! Don't worry about it! I'll see you in the morning *leaves Peter's bedroom*
Tony: *calls Pepper* I'm a Dad now
Pepper: WHA-
Tony: *hangs up*
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rin-918 · 6 months
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jax…girly pops…no…
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housewifebuck · 4 months
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Eddie takes Bucks Loft and pushes it in the ocean so Buck has to live with Eddie and that is how their roomate era starts
The entire building 😭
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daydadahlias · 7 months
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cant remember if ive shared this before and said 'ashton' but just in case i havent:
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ashton
he would
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carelessflower · 5 months
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Biter Alec create a new warlock rune for Magnus to remember him by
SDGLHFDKHJEALDSSKTJDFLKJDSSFGDK
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levmada · 8 months
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THIS IS SOOOO ERENNNNNN N NNNC HELEPPPPPXPLL😭😭😭😭😭😭
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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brown-spider · 11 months
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Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933
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littlelightfish · 17 days
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Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:
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Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.
(You can hear it here)
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In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.
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allskywalkerswhine · 7 months
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in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda
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voltaical-art · 4 months
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HE WAS SEVENTEEN. AGHHH ULDER WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU
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mydairpercabeth · 3 months
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season 4 is gonna hurt me i fear
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lazylittledragon · 4 months
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more domestics to warm the soul <33
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I worry about Vanessa in the next FNAF movie,,
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