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illusioncanthurtme--art · 1 year

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*Hits him with the bimbo beam*

.......He really didn't need my help.

(sketchy and kinda not good so I’m just gonna leave this here)

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celestialhole · 18 days

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They all share a braincell. And they have mommy kinks.

#prince charming #shrek prince charming #bg3 astarion #bg3 #astarion #baldurs gate 3 #heimdall #god of war ragnarok #gow heimdall

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x-aefx · 2 years

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Tell me the difference. I dare you.

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fire-breathing-pain-in-the-neck · 28 days

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You guys…I just made an insane discovery.

We all know the Makeup Revolution Shrek collection, but did we know:

We got the cherry lipgloss 😭

#I literally bought it IMMEDIATELY #expect a review next weekend #it is literally cherry flavored I’m crying #WHY DIDNT THEY MARKET THIS #shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #shrek is everything #source: shrek #shrek 2 #shrek prince charming

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loveaetingkids · 7 months

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I’m sorry but whenever this blood-sucker from You-Know-What-Gate-I’m-Talking-About comes on my dash I immediately see Him:

#perhaps they have nothing in common #perhaps im delusional #but from what clips I’ve seen of astarion #he carries himself like an upgraded prince charming #shower thoughts #astarion #baldur’s gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate astarion #shrek #shrek 2 #shrek 3 #shrek prince charming

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funnyvanni · 2 years

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Day 1 comparing Shrek characters with TWST characters.

help 😭✋

#twisted wonderland #twst #ace trappola #rook hunt #twst vil #vil schoenheit #azul ashengrotto #shrek prince charming #shrek 2 #pomefiore #end my suffering

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houseofthelilypads · 7 months

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This pairing is wrong for a variety of reasons

they're way too similar so there's no unique dynamic, i guess that's the point but it's still bland as unflavored grits

we don't get a backstory on how they met, so it comes off really forced like they needed an excuse for Charming not to be in love with Fiona anymore even tho whole his plan involved getting back at Shrek for" stealing" her, so it made no sense for him to move on just like that

Rapunzel would get sick of his immaturity eventually

Charming only sees her as a fling/arm candy despite her showing a personality (well as far as satellite love interests go)

Rapunzel is the aforementioned satellite, only exists to give Charming a new love with none of the development, total waste of Maya Rudolph

Undermines Charming's villain arc bc why would he date another princess?

It would've made much more sense if Charming's new love interest was a villain or outcast herself that was we get more insight on how that side were affected by the status quo and forces charming to do something legitimately important

Tbh Rapunzel simply fits better with her friends her betrayal feels forced like they needed an evil princess

We barely see them together so again, it ends up feeling shoehorned for the sake of plot

#shrek #shrek the third #salt #shrek prince charming #shrek rapunzel #shrek charming #shipping salt

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froggywentaprincin · 2 months

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Daring Charming but he calls his s/o weird pet names like Prince Charming from shrek

#eah daring charming #daring charming #eah daring #prince charming #shrek #eah #ever after high #shrek prince charming

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letsgetreadytotumble · 1 year

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2023 Tumblr Ultimate Fail Son Competition Round 1: Spoiled Stupid (Dandy Mott vs. Prince Charming)

AH TO BE BORN IN THIS LIFE UNTO A FAIL SON OF PRIVILEGE, TO HAVE SUCH ACCESS TO WEALTH AND SUPPORT YOU NEVER EVEN HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO REACH FOR IT, FOR THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL, THE VALUE OF A LIFE

THESE TWO FUCK WITS ARE AS DEPENDENT ON THEIR MOMMIES AS THEY ARE DERANGED IN THE BRAIN, THEIR DUMB AND DANGEROUS, PACKING THEIR WEALTH AS A WEAPON.

FROM KILLER CLOWN TO PSYCHO PRINCE THESE TWO BADDIES ARE ABSOLUTE FUCKING BABIES

#Shrek #shrek 2 #AHS #AHS4 #ahs freakshow #Dandy mott #AHS dandy #shrek prince charming #poll #polls #fail son #failson #tumblr failson round 1 #American Horror Story #American Horror Story Freakshow

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s0nia246 · 1 year

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This is really long. Longer then I thought it would be. For some reason I wrote this like a movie script. Like this going to turn into a Shrek movie XD. Anyway hope you enjoy.

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A light shines down on a storybook, lying face up on a table in a room of some sort, the candlelight reflecting off the pages. The pages are covered in symbols in an unknown language that can only be read by touch, the pages were old and worn but there was some sense of beauty to the book.

Y/N: "Once upon a-Opps! "

The page on the book is quickly lifted from its resting place by a magical hand, looking around frantically until they spot the correct page.

Y/N: "How stupid...."

You mutter to yourself before picking it up again.

Y/N: "Once upon a time, many centuries ago, when The Land of Oz was ruled by a Wicked king, he ruled his land with cruelty and brutality. Glinda the Good was a good witch, caring for everyone's needs, her love and kindness were appreciated by many. Not wanting to see the people of Oz suffer under the cruel reign of the Wicked King, Glinda came up with a plan to save the people of Oz from their miserable existence as the wicked ruler's servants.

Glinda placed the Forbidden Fountain on the grounds where the Royal Palace of Oz The Wicked King and all his subjects drank of it, and afterward grew wise together. The Wicked King realized his mistakes and tried to fix his mistakes, but alas, his greed had gotten him so far into his mistakes, he couldn't bring himself to change anything. With great reluctance and regret, he decided that he would resign the throne to Glinda."

While reading the story ingredients as each magical word is read out loud and the spell cast, you notice something strange. There were several spells used at one point, yet none of them seem like they have been written in a long time. The writing on the pages has faded over time, making it hard to see certain words or phrases. A single sentence catches your eye, it reads: "The fountain will not last forever. It is now empty. I wish it was never created. The Wizard will return."

Y/N: "Well, that seems...interesting... but that's not important now. I wonder what familiar I'll get. I hope it's a unicorn. No a dragon! Or maybe both, they're cute..."

You start giggling to yourself at how silly this all sounds but you continue anyway, because the more you think about what your familiar could potentially look like, the more excited you become.

You gather all the ingredients needed to complete the spell together and then begin casting it. You take the paper from the book and start chanting softly, the spell is simple.

Y/N:" I bind thee to me and make thee mine ally for my fight against The Wicked. Though thou mayest hate me, if we part we shall always be true comrades."

The fireplace behind you bursts into flame, and the cauldron in front of you fills with bubbling black goo.

Y/N:" That's not how-"

Before you can finish speaking, the cauldron explodes, and the smoke coming out of it turns solid and forms a man.

Y/N: "Not again..." You sigh heavily. "Not even a dragon?!"

Prince Charming: "Where am I ?" His eyes darted back and forth wildly, trying to take in everything in the room.

Y/N: "I'm sorry. I didn't mean-...Wait?" You cut your apology short and stare at him.

Y/N: "No way..." You whispered and moved closer to Prince Charming. Placing your hands on either side of his face, you stare deep into his eyes, trying to find some kind of answer. "Prince Charming?"

Prince Charming: "Unhand me!" He snaps and tries to free himself from the cauldron he was trapped in.

Y/N: "Yep, you're definitely him but...I don't understand...where's all the magical energy coming from.

Y/N: "No way..." You whispered and moved closer to Prince Charming. Placing your hands on either side of his face, you stare deep into his eyes, trying to find some kind of answer. "Prince Charming?"

Prince Charming: "Unhand me!" He snaps and tries to free himself from the cauldron he was trapped in.

Y/N: "Yep, you're definitely him but...I don't understand...where's all the magical energy coming from..." You mumbled as you continued to stare at Prince Charming with wide eyes and a gaping mouth, unable to believe it was happening right before you.

Prince Charming: "Unhand your King!" Charming yells at you.

Y/N: "Uhh...King? I don't think you married Princess Fiona. She married that Ogre. " You point out.

Prince Charming: "She didn't marry me. She married that Ogre. Now please, Let. Me. Out!" Charming tries to push Y/N away but to no avail.

Y/N: "I'll let you out when you explain why you'll still be in Far, Far Away," you chuckle softly.

Prince Charming:" I don't need to explain anything! The only thing that matters, is getting me out of this cursed cauldron and back to my kingdom. Now Unhand me." Prince Charming said again more sternly.

You hummed quietly, thinking hard while still holding onto Prince Charming. After a few seconds, you let go of his face and move back, a small smile on your face. You look around the room for your staff. The staff was made out of wood, and on the top was a white crescent moon piece with a chain of a boy fishing on the end with leaves attached to its sides. On the bottom was a broom brush in case a witch ever needed to fly, you always had a few in case of emergencies. You walked back to Charming and placed your hand on Charming's forehead.

Y/N: "To get you home you must allow me to see the last location that you were in." You started and began to tap Charming's forehead with your finger.

Prince Charming: "Fine. Just hurry up and get me out already." Charming snapped again, still frustrated about being stuck.

place one of your hands on top of Charming's temples.

Y/N: "Now let's see.."

The magic begins to swirl up and around the staff. Charming squints his eyes from the intense light radiating off your staff and begins to feel uncomfortable due to how bright it is.

Prince Charming: "Hey!" He yelled. Trying his best not to shout.

Y/N: "Oh!"

The magic from the staff turned into a projector screen with images of the stage, with curtains, props and costumes, villains, and an Ogre. Charming's jaw dropped and Y/N couldn't help himself. You burst into laughter.

Y/N: "So that's why you didn't want to tell me."

Prince Charming: "What are you talking about, peasant? This is nothing compared to what I have been through! How could this be funny?"

Y/N: "You're hilarious when you're mad, your grace." You replied sarcastically.

Prince Charming: "Excuse me?! Do you know who you are addressing, peasant?!"

Y/N:" Yes I do. Some who's wanted for Treason and Conspiracy Against Her Majesty."

Prince Charming: "Treason! Why on Earth would you even consider that?!"

Y/N: "You're the Evil King of Far, Far Away."

Prince Charming: "...You're insane."

Y/N: "Not according to my staff, Your royal highness. You snitched on yourself" You snickered."But enough about me. I should probably get home. I wonder what my reward will be for turning into a criminal. "

Prince Charming:" Wait! Turn me in?"

Y/N: "Yes Your Royal Highness." You smile at him. You turn around and place both of your hands on Charming's shoulders.

Y/N: "Don't worry. I heard jail isn't that bad. It's better than the death penalty ."

Prince Charming: "Death?!" Charming gasped loudly, feeling panic rise inside of him. "Wait for a second! H-How about we make a deal?"

Y/N: "I'm glad you brought it up. You felt the magic from the spell from earlier right? That's all from you. Here's my deal: Become my familiar, and I'll protect you, and won't turn you in."

Prince Charming: "What?! That is absolutely unacceptable! Never!"

Y/N: "So you'd rather go to jail or die than stay by my side?" You ask with a raised eyebrow.

Charming: "I don't like the idea of dying."

Y/N: "Then do we have a deal?"

Charming thought long and hard. Eventually, after a few minutes, he sighed defeated.

Prince Charming: "I suppose if you're willing to give me a chance, I'll agree with you."

Y/N: "Excellent! "

You tap your staff on the floor and it ejects Charming from the cauldron. He lands in a pile next to the cauldron and slowly lifts himself up.

Y/N: "Now follow me, your highness."

Charming groaned as he got up, but followed you anyway. He was confused, confused, and just confused. Why was some witch helping him? Was it just an act? No, you seemed too genuine. There was something off about you, there was something he couldn't figure out. But at least he was safe...right? Right?

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Again. I hope you like it and thank you for reading my crack story idea. Happy New Year's Everyone!

Also here's part 2 if you want to read it.

#shrek au #shrek fanfiction #shrek franchise #shrek #shrek the third #shrek prince charming x oc #shrek prince charming #prince charming x reader #prince charming #Shrek prince charming x reader #witch reader #crack fanfic #happy new year

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prismolovesfanfiction · 2 years

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the Snow White attacking scene in Shrek 3 is the best scene in cinematography.

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d-a-y-d-r-e-a-m-e-r116 · 2 years

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I knew something looked familiar....🤔

#spot the difference #chris pine #shrek prince charming #the hair #its the hair for me #this isnt a roast i promise

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nalooksthrough · 1 year

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I am going through a Shrek phase at the moment.

And I thought to myself. What if Charming survived the tower by poofing away with fairy magic?

My thinking is that he always had this magic, but because of his mother’s doting and coddling there was never a need to express it. Until the tower incident where in pure panic he just teleported outside the theatre. Without the crown or any clothing for that matter. Just pure reaction.

Things happen and he eventually embraces his new role as an evil King/Sorcerer. And Farquaad’s there too because Charming tried to bring back his mum but accidentally got the tiny man instead. And now their stuck with each other because Farquaad is magically bound to him and Charming has no idea how to disconnect him.

Just the idea of an stereotypically evil sorcerer with dark clothing and make-up whose magic is, pink sparkles and bubbles is kinda funny.

#Shrek #lord farquaad #prince charming #shrek farquaad #shrek prince charming #shrek charming #don't worry the man is still dumb as shit #he just has magic now

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pussinbootsandbountyhunter · 10 months

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Roses for the Ships in My AU Story

1) Red rose = Puss in Boots and Death

forbidden love but true understanding of life and death along learning how to live better and let go of those bad times and shared good memories with the person you truly care for

2) Blue rose = Kitty Softpaws and Frostbite (oc)

regretting the actions that took place during the first met before gaining trust after you restore a person’s life-changing injury that cause to never trust and shows that it’s alright to not trust others but give a second chance

3) White rose = Goldilocks and Prince Charming

everything can’t be just right all the time because everyone had a choice to rewrite the story until they find their path to success and knowing that life is just right for redemption and having a knight in shining armour

4) Pink rose = Princess Rosalinda (oc) and Pied Piper

if you want to marry, you should have it for friendship and love as you knew that the law is wrong until you realise that your true love doesn’t have to be a prince but a man who played a music of life which made you happy than ever to find someone more than royal

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fire-breathing-pain-in-the-neck · 22 days

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Makeup Revolution Shrek Collection has Arrived!!

Here’s a video of all the glosses (and the lipstick) that came with the Gingy calendar

Top: Charming

Middle: Farquaad

Bottom: Three Pigs Lipstick

Since I bought this for the Charming, and I’m claiming myself the aficionado…

We won.

It’s cherry scented so hard. It’s glittery. And when it’s worn, it looks exactly like it’s from the movie. It’s that pretty, almost natural pink, and the gloss isn’t too sticky.

Rating: 🥰 mmm cherry flavor~ /10

The Farquaad lipgloss is NOTICEABLY more red. It smells like strawberries!! And it has that same sort of texture as the Charming one, so it’s a winner in my book. I haven’t given it a wear test yet, but I’m sure it’ll be a hit.

Honestly, I hope someone from Makeup Revolution sees this because I need the Charming lipgloss as a permanent product in a full size. It makes me unbelievably happy. 😭

#this is the best day of my life #I can’t stop smiling #this lipgloss…has made me so happy #shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #shrek is everything #source: shrek #shrek 2 #prince charming #shrek is love #shrek prince charming #shrek makeup #lord farquaad shrek

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gritsandbrits · 1 year

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This meme pretty much sums up charming and gwynn's relationship

#charming x gwynn #blackcherrychapstick #stolencrownshipping #shrek oc #oc: gwynn #shrek the third rewrite #shrek prince charming

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