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zegalba · 1 year
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Chrome Hearts Magazine: 24K Gold Chain With Leather Wallet (2001)
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tableau-blanc · 8 days
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Chrome Hearts Rolling Stones wallet chain
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avantdre · 4 months
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Shirt, $950, by Dior Men. Tank top, $195, by Dolce & Gabbana. Watch, $6,800, by Cartier. Necklace, $3,300, by Chrome Hearts.
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Coat, $3,100, and pants, $1,800, by Bottega Veneta. Tank top (price upon request) by Burberry. Boots, $760, by Heron Preston. Watch, $6,050, by Omega. Necklace (top, price upon request) by Martine Ali. Necklace (bottom), $3,300, by Chrome Hearts.
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Tank top (price upon request) by Burberry. Necklace (top, price upon request) by Martine Ali. Necklace (bottom), $3,300, by Chrome Hearts.
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Waistcoat, $910, tank top, $245, and pants, $655, by Ann Demeulemeester. Necklace (top) and wallet chain (worn as necklace), prices upon request, by Martine Ali.
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Jacket, $3,750, and pants, $1,230, Louis Vuitton Men’s. Necklace (top, price upon request) by Martine Ali. Necklace (bottom), $3,300, by Chrome Hearts.
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Jacket, $3,500, by Dior Men. Necklace (top) and wallet chain (worn as necklace), prices upon request, by Martine Ali.
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Shirt, price upon request, by Raf Simons. Shorts, $920, by Fendi Men’s. Boots, $1,520, by Vetements. Socks, $21, by Falke. Bracelet, $1,980, by Chrome Hearts. Ring, $385, by Alighieri.
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rah10corez · 2 years
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Monetize Your Soul Pt. 1
Hi my name is Rah and building a core community. Taking a break from main page, I had it on prelaunch but then moved hosts again. Going to make sure I'm happy with a few pages and just launch as is then work away privately on others (rah10corez.io it's just a landing page for now). It's going to be a one stop faucets, learn, earn, task, loyalty, rewards kind of deal like you may have heard of and I will introduce some in this blog, I will have unique ideas on there that will set aside from the other ones :) They are trusted apps/sites either I can provide payouts or they have sites with them listed already. I just got tired of clicking games or some ad that harvest info my info and get me to watch ads just so I can hit payout, get an error, asked to do more then still don't get paid.. or flat out banned for some reason I've never heard of. Many of these sites are still running with high Trust Pilot scores or whatever review system they use. I'm a "trusted reviewer" and have millions of hits on the web for things I've done for Google and others. Still doesn't mean my word is gold, but best believe I'm mostly posting 1 star reviews. The internet evolved into a nasty pit full of garbage I can SEO a page of turds on top of the page that actually represents a product, sad really and I'm just a person. If you've come across these and don't know what to do aside review. You can contact me and I will provide alternatives, some you can request whatever you invested back if they're still online and traceable. I'll save for a different topic but I've tested many, been screw by many and have a huge list to go so this blog could turn into an eBook depending on how I do it.
Back to making near everything you do worth value. Whether it's walking, letting your heart beat or things you do regularly like watching TV/streams, browsing, gaming etc.. or you could be a dev, advertiser or content creator of some sort, there are many more ways to make money than just monetizing your page. The ones I've been testing the most are play to earn sites or apps. Some of these come on adwalls with dang near impossible goals. Like hit level 100 in 2 weeks, which I've tried some and do not have the time in the day or even if I did still you'd need in game purchases for some; defeats the purpose of P2E. Also, many of the new NFT or block chain ones either are sold out during an airdrop phase, an early launch phase so by the time you hear about it.. no more land for free it's people buying to get in. Still called P2E I think it should be something like pay to play to earn. I
'll start with something easy and becoming more widely know. What do usually start out doing when you click the internet (not if bookmarked)? I'd expect some to say or think browse.. usually what I do first unless bookmarked of course. Look up what I want and go there. Google Chrome is popular, Opera I think still has the highest security if memory serve right.. but none pay you to browse aside Brave browser.You can click the pic and it will lead to the download page. You can have 4 different devices using it for maximum payout. There are many things you can customize. If you're entering a sketchy site, turn up your shield, turn off scripts and many other things. Some of those things will restrict what you can see, may need to reset or just remember what you did where. Blocks trackers from all over even the sites popping up stuff that you see when you open Google "recommended shoes for you" or whatever. They have a built in crypto wallet which I'll review another time, it's convenient but depending on how much you know, may not want to start with DeFi. They allow you to auto send accumlated BAT coins to Gemini and Uphold. I've hardly touched Uphold but Gemini I would reccomend especially if you like earning interest. I believe the earn APY is 1% on bat, but it goes in auto and is like a bang, 1-2 earn payouts weekly.. then adds balance/compounds. Some other coins offer 8+ percent, some other sites offer 1000+ percent (usually fixed or promotional not perpetual). I'll get into earn account on a different blog or YouTube video or BOTH. Didn't have as much energy as I thought. I'd definitely get Brave and don't know much about Uphold, but Gemini is a solid exchange in my year or two experience with them. Can even stake Doge or some other random ones I'm sitting at a huge loss on.. but gaining more for the bull run.
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aagdolla · 2 years
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Chrome Hearts denim
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sukunas-play-thing · 2 years
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Before I post my Mini gyutaro ficlet have some Headcanons 💚💚💚💚💚💚
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These will have a couple NSFW headcanons as well. the text will be highlighted green !!!!!! Don't worry it's only a couple but I'll post another one with more NSFW SUBMISSIONS
also this will probably be long but if you don't mind that please feel free to read!!
•Modern AU setting where gyutaro and Ume go to school with you.•
I see gyutaros clothes atire outside of his school uniform being either grunge/punk metal styles.
I'm talking baggy comfy coats/hoodies, ripped jeans any color, bamd tees wife beater tanks and some shirts with sleeves ripped open to show his sides wearing a chain necklace and has a chain attached to his wallet. You never see him without his chained wallet or necklace.
His wallet is black leather with a authentic real silver skull.
He paints his nails either black, green or dark blue
Has a couple of tattoos he keeps hidden underneath his school uniform Shirt sleeves. Outside school he shows em off.
One arm is a full sleeve I see it being the band members of slipknot
And the other arm is just a tattoo on his forearm of the Juggalo. (insane clown posse mascot with the signature hatchet)
He wears heavy boots some studded and others plain and Maybe. MAAAAYBE he'll wear cowboy boots. Hafta be black in color or he won't wear them and he always tucks his jeans inside them. If he's on a date with you he'll wear the jeans over the boots.
He also regularly shops hot topic wearing all kinds of band tees
Avenged sevenfold ICP slipknot FFDP to name a few hard rock and metal but cannibal corpse also for when he's in a death metal mood.
He wears very nice smelling cologne. Like the type that when he walks past you it makes your head dizzy and you swoon just wanting to take a bite outta him. (You ever walk past a guy and he just smells.... So freaking good ya wanna ask for his number? Yeah that kinda good smell)
He loves his sister and would do absolutely ANYTHING for her I see him working two jobs so he could buy her (and you) anything you're guys hearts desire wants. You want that entire manga collection. He bought it ☑️ Ume wants a whole new makeup set from Jefferry Starr? He bought it ☑️ you guys wanna go to that really expensive restaurant that recently opened? Wear your best clothes ☑️ he also spent money on designer clothes for you and Ume I'm talking Prada and Versace type a shit. He takes care of his sister and his girlfriend/boyfriend
They currently live with their mother (father(s) unknown he took off after ume was born but he's not Gyus birth father) she's not very nice company so 9/10 you'd see Gyutaro and Ume hanging a little after school hours before leaving to do something before coming back home around 10 or 11 pm. Maybe even later. (They try to wait until their mom is asleep to come back home. And try to be gone before she's even awake or coherent bless them someone take them away)
Gyutaro drives a motorcycle I see him with a Harley Davidson. He paid good money on it and it's his pride and joy second to Ume. If your his neighbor, (either dating or not for this let's say not) you'll catch him in the garage working on it around the clock, fixing tires or any other maintenance it needs and then finishing off with a gorgeous chrome shine. Babes I have sparkles in my eyes.
He always catches you watching him in the corner of his eye and softly smirks to himself cockily. he'll even deliberately stretch to show his tats and muscles. Him covered in grease. (Ooooh I'm sweating like a women fanning herself during Sunday church. Mmmm 🥵🔥)
Please walk up and bring him tea or even lemonade. He'll act annoyed you're there. And try to tell ya to buzz off. But secretly loves it. Takes huge gulps on purpose so you can watch his Adams apple Bob with the motion. Sweat dripping down his neck.
Lord there is a birthmark riiiight there below the Adams too... Please ask him to kiss it. ~ you'll thank me later.
His ears are also pierced has a tongue piercing and... Also has a Jacobs ladder mmmmm 😋 but you won't be able to find that out until you both are getting down and sexy. It's quite a nice surprise indeed 💞
He fucks you to Rob Zombie and In this Moment
When you finally worked the courage to ask him out it took him awhile to accept that someone genuinely liked him enough to have a serious relationship with yeah he's had some flings but they didn't want to date him after and he fkt used to that ya see? . But After being such a dick to you trying to push you away he made up for it by taking you for a nice ride on his bike. So scenic when the sun is setting. Just you, Gyutaro and his bike. Ofc he makes sure Ume is either at home or with friends before making this last minute trip. But the action counts and you fell even deeper in love with him for it. You both have been inseparable ever since.
Talking coffee dates movie dates at his or your place study sessions together. But Please be patient with him, he just worked a double at his second job he's sorry for constantly dozing off. Really!
It's just your voice is so soft and calming it helps him finally relax. He's so far behind on studies and homework he wants to get the shit over and done with but damn he's so exhausted. EYYY I saw you finish his homework for him. Simp 🙄. The audacity (jk I'd do the same).
He likes to listen to Die Antwoord for when he's feeling ina goofy mood. Please he's so cute when he's in a goofy mood after getting his 8 hrs and some coffee (maybe even an energy drink for good measure) when he's not sluggish juggling two jobs and school he's more playful not that he isn't playful before but this particular mood he's more soft and relaxed. Happy. He'll play wrestle you anywhere and tickle you till you almost pee yourself.
He watches shows like Rick and Morty Breaking Bad and the Punisher favorite movies are Jurassic park and any film with Vin Diesel And The Rock Johnson also a huge fan of wrestling/UFC and car shows loves racing ones too.
This is just my personal headcanon but I see him smoking cigs and being a pot head. Come on the shit he deals with with his mom is enough to make a nun swear!;but if you want him to quit those he will though for your sake. You worry over his health constantly babe. Don't worry it'll be okay.
One time when his mom went to a 'friends' house for the weekend he felt comfortable enough to ask you if you'd like to spend the night at his place. You were so excited you showered put on your cutest jammies and packed some clothes and necessities. He walked around your room looking at group photo's you took over your life. Some mirages of when you went to a carnival some pictures you took at school friends doing weird goofy shit. One picture caught his eye. It was a group photo you took of you Ume and Gyutaro going to the movies to see the nee fast and furious film that came out(lawd what # we on now? Fast 50???lol) his eyes were glued to it. It was a little before you asked him out Ume had invited you to come along because you let ger cheat off you in class, you all were huddled together in front of the movies poster had peace signs up Ume in the middle Gyutaro on her left and you on her right. But what he finally noticed was you. Ume was looking straight at thr camera with her tongue out, But Guytaro and you were looking at eachother a soft smile on your face while Gyutaro had a slight smirk. Huh. ' When did We look at one another?'
His fingers grazed the photo hung up on the wall while you were rustling about in the bathroom. When you walked in you saw him looking at the photo and walking to stand next to him. You both were quiet for a long while before Gyutaro Finally spoke up.
"(Name). " your head shifted to look at him. "Yes?." His pinky links with yours. "I think that, when we graduate. I wanna marry ya. And take you and Ume away from this place."
(A/N: that's it for now. If you want more I can definitely post more!!! ^^ love ya kitty meow meows 💋😘💋😘).
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horrorslashergirl · 3 years
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Chromeskull falling for the reader whose a Burlesque Dancer who wears a revealing Bride of Frankenstein costume that shows off childhood scars that have tattoos to look like stitches over them.
Chromeskull x Reader- Freakish Proposition
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Authors Note: Writing again for my 6′7 tall husband....and also trying to get back into the writing game more.
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Jesse Cromeans was an extrovert by any means and the nature of his business got him into all type of places, especially exclusive clubs varying from classy snobby ones to stripper nightclubs to the more unusual ones, so no wonder that Halloween was to be spent into a night of fine alcohol and possibly some piggy hunting into these nightclubs.
Halloween meant that he could be more of Chromeskull and less Jesse Cromeans, wearing the chromed skull mask was giving him a boost of power and confidence, not like he really needed it, but for Jesse there was never enough, call him a greedy bastard, but that's how you get successful and respected into the world of the rich and nasty.
Humans were like animals in Jesse's opinion, even him, but here depends on what animal you are according to the food chain, and Jesse was definitely an apex predator and what does a predator do? Stalk piggies and tear them apart, limb by limb.
Nightclubs were the perfect environment for piggies, especially the exclusive ones because all piggies had to do to get a free ticket inside was flash some skin, push their chest out, and bat their eyelashes, looking for a fat walking wallet full of money to support their needs. They didn't care who it was as long as they were buying the piggy the last Gucci purse and gifted them a Porsche for their birthday.
It was the cruel reality of what relationships were like nowadays; there was no such thing as love, it was all business under the facade of sweet-talking and arms holding. Jesse didn't mind cruelty, it was one of his top characteristics, one that gained him his status in society; no wonder men wanted to be in his Oxford shoes and women to choke on his cock in an attempt to get a fancy dinner and a bottle of Moet.
He loved the dim-lit nightclubs, he was accustomed to the eerie vibe it gave, after all, the most interesting part of his life happened at night, and the fact that everyone's attention was pulled on the highlighted stage gave him the opportunity to observe more; more piggies to kill and from the audience sitting at the tables, close to the old geezers, he had plenty to choose from.
The show was about to start in 15 minutes, so he took his time, a waitress coming to deliver a bottle of Lagavulin, a whiskey glass, and a small bucket of ice. She poured Jesse the expensive liquor into the crystal glass, adding two cubs of ice, and he was more than amused when she tried to flash him a view of her cleavage; desperate piggy.
He could see from behind the mask how the other piggies observed; they were predators too in a way, but cheaper ones, their eyes always scanning what the men ordered because that showed how much money they had. 
You don't just simply go to a man who orders one glass of cheap vodka over one who had a whole bottle of a 16-year-old fine whiskey.
Tattooed hands pulled the chromed mask off, and from the corner of his eyes, he could read the disgust on the piggies across the room as they took in his scarred face. He got used to such reactions, but flash a stack of money in their faces and the botoxed bimbos will be on their knees, worshipping his cock.
Jesse wondered how their lips would look cut off and showed up their loose cunts, while their eyes would be filled with tears, blood pouring out of each cut on their caked up skin, each cut deeper than the last.
He was pulled out of his sadistic daydream by a voice announcing that the show will start in 10 seconds and a chorus of applause followed as the red curtain drapes moved to each side, the slow jazz music started as did the girls on the stage started their dancing.
One girl, in particular, pulled on Jesse's attention, unlike the other females, her attire and make-up were different, declaring that she was the lead one, and his assumptions were approved as she started to sing, or better said, you started to sing, the slow beat of the music picking up speed as did the sensual moves.
Unlike the other dancers who wore white, your attire was as black as night, with lace details, a tight corset that made the bald man feel jealous. Most would say that your outfit was skimpy, but that's how the burlesque dancers were supposed to be dressed; sexy, sensual, and very appealing to the eye, and God how much you caught Mr. Cromeans brown eye.
Not only were you a vixen in black lace, but also very adorable, your smile and sparkling eyes showing that you were genuine having the time of your life. Jesse is a very observant man and couldn't ignore the tattoo sleeves down your arms; red and black roses are adorned by delicate barbed wire representing stitches.
If Jesse knew something very well, it was the ink on the skin and could identify scars under the intricate designs, and sure as hell, you were hiding quite a lot for such a delicate, little thing; well, everything was little compared to his intimidating height. It was very unusual to see scars nowadays on women; maybe you had a toxic and abusive relationship, maybe a destructive childhood? 
He was getting curious and not even the depraved looks from the piggies around him got his attention, and that said something because he wasn't on to pass up the opportunity to slaughter some beef. He was more interested in the little ghoul on the stage; you finished your performance and bowed with a grin, waving around, the audience clapping and some wolf-whistling, the scarlet curtain falling down and hiding the stage.
Taking one sip of his whiskey, he saw you march up to the bar in a happy skip like you didn't have a care in the whole world. He snapped his fingers and motioned for the waitress to come to him which she happily did.
"What can I do for you, Sir?" she asked, batting her eyelashes, not at all impressing Jesse.
'Her. Tell her to come over here.' he typed on the phone then showed the waitress, who dropped her sugar-sweet attitude and rolled her eyes.
Note: Hang the waitress by her guts later.
You were ready to get a drink for yourself too after the performance, but someone tapped you on the shoulder. Turning around you saw it was Tina, who had a scowl on her face.
"That bald guy over there wants to talk with you." she told you, then just like that left. You furrowed your eyebrows and finally, your gaze landed on the said man, who motioned for you with a curled finger to come to him.
Curiosity took over you and you moved over to him.
"Yes? May I help you?" you asked and you noticed that he was typing on the phone, then an electronic voice startled you.
'Sit down. I could use some company.'
Well, that certainly took you by surprise; one that he wanted your company when he could get any waitress or glamorous trophy girl from this nightclub, and two...He was mute....That or either he was some weirdo who hated to talk.
You did as he wanted, taking a seat across from him, looking down at your hands, not knowing exactly what to discuss with him, not to mention he didn't even tell you his name, so you decided to start with that, introducing yourself.
'Jesse Cromeans, a pleasure to meet you, little ghoul.' you really needed to get used to that spooky electronic voice from his phone.
"Actually, I was supposed to be Frankensteins Bride, but it turned out to be more of a ghoul." you said with a nervous chuckle, which he returned with a smirk, one that seemed to suit him, despite the scars he had, he was...unique; not necessarily handsome or drop-dead beautiful, but he had that specific charisma that drew people in like an aphrodisiac.
'And where is your Frankenstein?' You had to stifle a laugh at his humorous question, so might as feel continue to entertain him.
"Probably in a coffin." you answered, making Jesse's smirk devilish so like you said something very appealing and familiar.
"Seriously, no. No undead husband or boyfriend." you said, licking your dry lips. You really needed a drink and like Jesse could read body language he called upon the waitress again, and you ordered your favorite.
'White Russian? I pictured you more of a Bloody Mary.'
Again, you smiled and laughed.
"Not a fan of tomato juice. If I had to choose a red drink, maybe cherry or strawberry." you responded.
Although your answers seemed all casual and not even flirty, to Jesse they triggered the killer side, because when you're a very sleek serial killer like Chromeskull, you got a dark sense of humor.
'Performing again next weekend?'
"No. This was just a one-time thing, I'm not exactly a showgirl and if I'm gonna be honest the only reason I was so relaxed was because of the make-up that made me look like a monster girl." you answered, taking a sip of your drink.
'If not a showgirl, then what?'
Jesse was simply curious; if she wasn't a performer here then with what was she filling her time, what did she worked as?
"I am studying medicine, but it's not exactly the path I've wanted." you said with a sigh, your cheerful mood dropping.
'Interesting. The medicine you say? And why did you choose it if you don't like it?'
"No, no! I like...well, liked it, but let's say it's not cheap to stay for so many years in college and I don't wanna burden my parents with the taxes that are way out of their limit."
A good-hearted piggy? That was something new.
'How did you managed to get so far if you say the taxes are way over your budget?'
He was pretty much dissecting her, he wanted to know more; and it wouldn't really surprise him if she said that she did unorthodox things for money, most girls in college do.
"Well, when I finished high-school I went to military school and went for two years in Afganistan, but you know...not the perfect environment for a small girl like me so I came back to try something else. I chose medicine, I was really curious about it, and with the money from the military years, I managed to pay my taxes until now.
Military? That would explain the scars, you don't need to be a detective to put the pieces together.
'Now?'
"Now? I work three jobs; at a library, as a waitress for a kids' restaurant, and recently here, but I think I'm gonna pass....Skimpy clothes aren't my cup of tea." you said, pulling out a pack of cigarettes, putting one between red-painted lips, only to be snatched away by Jesse.
You looked at him with a dumbfounded look.
'Talk. Smoking later.'
You sighed, not in the mood to make a scene over a cigarette, plus he seemed like the type who will have his way no matter what.
"What else do you want to know?"
'Amuse me.'
You snorted at that.
"What do you want me to juggle with knives?" you asked in a sassy tone.
Oh, piggy....That would definitely be entertaining.
'I have a proposition for you. If it's really your dream to be a surgeon and dissect people, I can help you get through with taxes.'
"I'm not a prostitute, jerk." you quickly said, probably it was a bit rude, and in other circumstances, Jesse would have bend over the said person and decapitate said piggy, but he was more amused and gave you a silent laugh.
'As much as tempting that sounds, no. I can help you pay the taxes; I can offer you a decent job that won't involve parading for old geezers...but if you want to spice things up I won't deny it.'
Was he really hitting on you?
"I didn't picture you for a philantroph." you responded, earning an arrogant smirk from Jesse, who lightened up the cigarette that he snatched from you, blowing a cloud of smoke in your direction.
'I can be many things, sugar....What do you say?'
Debating a little and looking down at your remaining drink in hand, you chose.
"I'm listening."
'Sweet. I knew you would see things my way.'
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mehermah · 4 years
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agilenano · 4 years
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Agilenano - News: 21 Best Bottle Openers
  Wine ZIZ Wine Air Pressure Pump, Corkscrew, Foil Cutter, Easy Remover Tool Wine Bottle Opener, Cork Out Tool, Great for Wine Lovers, Wine ZIZ Wine Air Pressure Pump, Corkscrew, Foil Cutter, Easy Remover Tool Wine Bottle Opener, Cork Out Tool, Great for Wine Lovers, -  Great for bar, cafe, restaurant or home use smooth finish makes it very easy to clean excellent gift idea for wine lovers, wine ziz is also giving you a no questions-asked moneyback guarantee if you are not satisfied with your purchase click add to cart and buy now. The most efficient and convenient way to open a wine bottle no pulling, twisting, or broken cork pieces compatible with all types and sizes of wine bottles there are no fumes, and no gas is needed for the air pressure pump to work properly. The new air pump wine opener is a simple, easy and fast way to open up a bottle of wine without the hassle of pulling and twisting, simply slid the needle in, pump a few times and the cork is out. The wine opener, comes with a durable blade foil cutter, the ziz wine foil cutter removes the foil top from your wine bottle effortlessly, with a quick turn of the wrist and it’s done, leaving your glass bottle looking great, with smooth edges and ready for cork removal.   Spinning Hat Cap Zappa Bottle Opener Spinning Hat Cap Zappa Bottle Opener - Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener that not only opens your bottles with minimal effort but also doubles up as a cap launcher with a projection that can span over 5 meters, this is the perfect companion never to be parted from. Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. The cap zappa is an ideal gadget for breaking the ice at any party- just make sure your target is oblivious pop the cap, aim, fire, then just sit back and enjoy your tasty beverage. Also comes with a convenient key chain suitable for that quick spontaneous launch.   Ankway Wine Opener Set, Air Pressure Pump Bottle Opener Gift Box Includes Wine Opener Kit, Foil Cutter, Vacuum Stopper and Wine Pourer Ankway Wine Opener Set, Air Pressure Pump Bottle Opener Gift Box Includes Wine Opener Kit, Foil Cutter, Vacuum Stopper and Wine Pourer - Convenient foil cutter — wine bottle opener kit with one foil cutter which have built-in magnet, easy to adsorb on the refrigerator. Gift set wrapped — nicely wrapped as the picture shows air pressure pump wine bottle opener set, a perfect gift for your family and friends. Portable wine bottle opener — cordless and lightweight design, easy to take along ( different to cordless battery operated openers ). Easy to store — a vacuum stopper is included in this wine accessory set, convenient to seal the wine. Efficient air pressure wine opener — gift boxed wine air pressure pump bottle opener set with air pressure wine bottle opener, foil cutter, wine aerator pourer and wine preserver, which opens up a wine bottle without the hassle of pulling and twisting.   CJESLNA Credit Card Bottle Opener for Your Wallet – Stainless Steel CJESLNA Credit Card Bottle Opener for Your Wallet – Stainless Steel - Unique and cool slim brushed finish bottle opener. Credit card size 3 5/16″ x 2 1/8″ fits in all wallets. Makes a unique gift and stocking stuffers. Easily open your beer and soda bottles. Made of heavy high grade stainless steel weighs 16 ounces.   7.62/.308 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener Keychain 7.62/.308 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener Keychain - Made from a once-fired. Luckily for you, our bottle opener keychain is just the solution. All rights reserved. All items are made from genuine fired shell casings and resemble live ammunition. Lucky shot usa, high caliber. S. 762 bullet shell casing, it’s the perfect size to carry on a key ring, making you ready for whatever life throws your way. This listing and its products, descriptions, images and trade names are the intellectual property of 2 monkey trading, llc and may not be utilized (by others) individually or as a listing unless authorized in writing from 2 monkey trading, llc. Handcrafted. From various sniper rifles to medium machine guns to rifles used by special forces, it’s one of the highest used calibers in our military and doesn’t look to be going anywhere anytime soon. If there’s one thing life has taught us, it’s that we need to be able to pop a top at any moment. Originally introduced in u. Service in the 1950s, the 7. Each keychain is a genuine brass casing procured from the department of defense, approximately 2″ long. We do not recommend bringing this item to airports or other places where live ammunition is not permitted. 62mm is still widely used today.   50 Caliber BMG Real Bullet Bottle Opener by American Brass 50 Caliber BMG Real Bullet Bottle Opener by American Brass - Open your beers with authority, bottle openers aren’t key-chains or novelty items, they’re a confirmation of your ability to crack cold ones open. Perfect groomsmen and holiday gift, 100,000’s of happy recipients have fallen deeply in love with their bullet bottle openers. 100% customer satisfaction guaranteed- we’re a veteran owned and operated company that will settle for nothing short of perfection. Proudly fired by our us military, demilitarized for a lifetime of conversations and memories. As seen on tv, you’ve probably seen one of our items on tv or around town, now it’s times for you to enjoy one for yourself.   Personalizable 50 Caliber BMG Real Bullet Bottle Opener in Black Personalizable 50 Caliber BMG Real Bullet Bottle Opener in Black - Please clearly indicate exactly what you want engraved on each of your bottle openers, we cannot engrave special characters (hearts, stars, skulls, etc). Personally engraved with 1 line of text and up to 25 characters including spaces, all fonts with the exception of the script font will have each letter capitalized. Please note that this is a digital example of what your bullet bottle opener will look like font size may vary. Made from a genuine once fired us military 50 bmg (browning machine gun) round. All personalized 50 caliber bottle openers come with a lucky shot usa gift box.   Key Bottle Openers – Assorted Vintage Skeleton Keys, Wedding Party Favors Rustic Decoration (Pack of 25, Silver) Key Bottle Openers – Assorted Vintage Skeleton Keys, Wedding Party Favors Rustic Decoration (Pack of 25, Silver) - These keys are a delightful gift or addition for a greeting card, thank you card, wedding party, themed birthday party, mini treasure toy gifts. Perfect gift on all kinds of wedding styles, party favors . Silver color vintage style key shaped bottle opener favors, used to be bottle opener, thank you gifts, a key to your seat on the wedding or party. The key bottle openers are made of metal alloy, they measure 275” to 35” long every key is well made, unique, and beautiful. Useful & meaningful gift for your guests, friends, family, the key to happiness is love.   40PCS Skeleton Key Shaped Bottle Openers Silver Color Wedding Favors Shiny Decoration 40PCS Skeleton Key Shaped Bottle Openers Silver Color Wedding Favors Shiny Decoration - Package quantity 40 keys. Measures 3 1/4″. Made of metal alloy. Vintage style key shaped bottle opener favors. Great decoration to vintage/rustic wedding.   SUCK UK Pirate Bottle Opener SUCK UK Pirate Bottle Opener - Measures 45cm x 132cm. Forget blackbeard, ‘legless’ is the hardest working pirate in the bar. Made from stainless steel with matte black rubber. Corkscrew with easy open lever, foil cutter and beer bottle opener. Bottle opener designed to look like a peg-legged pirate.   OXO SteeL Die-Cast Bottle Opener OXO SteeL Die-Cast Bottle Opener - Slim profile fits in any drawer, non-magnetic surface won’t stick to metal items. Elegant box is perfect for gift giving. Satin chrome finish for table-top friendly appearance. Double-sided beer bottle opener has one side for pop-off bottle tops and another for twist-off caps. Strong, durable die-cast construction. The oxo better guarantee if you experience an issue with your oxo product, get in touch with us to repair or replace it we’re grateful for the opportunity to learn from your experience, and we’ll make it better. Soft, comfortable non-slip underside.   Wall Mounted Bottle Opener Rustic Farmhouse Cast Iron with Screws by iGraver – Set of 4 Wall Mounted Bottle Opener Rustic Farmhouse Cast Iron with Screws by iGraver – Set of 4 - Icy bottle in hand desperated to drink only to find your openers are taken away by mystical oriental power again take 3 or 4 igraver openers mounted in your house, and there is nothing this mystical power can do. Reliable pal fine craft two optional styles faux rustic iron and shiny industrial alloy simple, strong and durable vintage bottle openers. Steady easy use pry and remove bottle caps it is easier and quicker with single hand why two. Go as you please mounted on anywhere you like and make diy openers outside deck, on the porch, in the garage, by the pool, equipping a beer carrier, under a bar, on a chair leg, desk leg, etc. Come with screws for mounting suggestion mounted on vertical walls/woods or on where the upper part of opener is leaned out do not mount on slopes liquid spills out or sheds when bottles were opened upside down.   Cork Pops 12237 Black Cork Pop I Original Wine Bottle Opener Cork Pops 12237 Black Cork Pop I Original Wine Bottle Opener - Easy to clean. Does not affect the flavor of the wine. Refill cartridges available. Comes with a cartridge that will open approximately 60 bottles of wine. This item is not for sale in catalina island.   Army Man Bottle Opener by One Hundred 80 Degrees Army Man Bottle Opener by One Hundred 80 Degrees - Made of genuine die-cast metal and styled after the classic green army man figurines every boy grew up with, the army man bottle opener by one hundred 80 degrees is perfect for any man in your life.   Vremi Electric Wine Opener Set – Automatic Wine Bottle Opener – Electric Corkscrew Auto Wine Opener with Electronic Chargeable Base – Rechargeable Cordless Wine Opener with Pourer and Foil Cutter Vremi Electric Wine Opener Set – Automatic Wine Bottle Opener – Electric Corkscrew Auto Wine Opener with Electronic Chargeable Base – Rechargeable Cordless Wine Opener with Pourer and Foil Cutter - Wine pourer and foil cutter included, unique lighted wine gifts accessory bundle tool kit includes handy pour spout server that attaches to bottle to help your wine breathe as it’s poured into the glass, and a cute foil cutter for quick removal. Rechargeable wine opener kit, electric corkscrew quickly and effortlessly removes corks from wine bottles with just a gentle push of a button operated with built-in rechargeable battery that allows device to open up to 30 bottles on a single charge. Heavy duty cork remover, tabletop wine opener with charger pack is housed in high quality stainless steel with abs coating for comfortable non slip maneuvering and features transparent shell around corkscrew mechanism for depth indicator during use. Smart decorative design, professional charging base, fun green led light display, and classic black and silver colored look make this multi use vertical countertop auto wine opener great for a party a perfect wine enthusiast gift for women and men. Sturdy charging stand, automatic wine opener has simple push button operation and sits upright in the nonslip electric powered table top charging base included in set user friendly and easy to operate with usb adapter cord included for convenience.   HapWay® Cap Zappa Beer Bottle Opener and Cap Launcher Shoots With Key Ring for Fun (Orenge) HapWay® Cap Zappa Beer Bottle Opener and Cap Launcher Shoots With Key Ring for Fun (Orenge) - 7 x 7. Great fun just for firing or even using as a drinking game dimensions 0. The larger than normal bottle opener gives more grip and holds the metal crown in place once removed, all with minimal effort. 7 x 4. As the bottles empty, line them up take aim and fire so next time you need to crack open a bevvy forget the standard bottle opener and choose the cap zappa instead. It’s the favourite time of the day, beer’o’clock, and we have the perfect accessory to make this special time even more exciting it’s called the cap zappa and its dual functionality enables you to open beers and shoot out bottle tops. 4 in colororenge warning don’t shoot at people.   Secura Stainless Steel Electric Wine Opener Corkscrew Bottle Opener with Foil Cutter (Stainless Steel) Secura Stainless Steel Electric Wine Opener Corkscrew Bottle Opener with Foil Cutter (Stainless Steel) - This attractive electric wine bottle opener features a stainless steel housing with a transparent shell surrounding the corkscrew mechanism, no guess work needed. Simple push-button operation. Cordless electric wine bottle opener, removes the cork in seconds elegant charging base with blue led light only for use with north american electrical standards, 120v 60hz ac. Foil cutter included for easily removing seals. Built-in rechargeable battery, opens up to 30 bottles on a single charge.   HQY 2 Pack Beer Bottle Opener with Magnetic Cap Catcher,Silver HQY 2 Pack Beer Bottle Opener with Magnetic Cap Catcher,Silver - ◆Professional grade and durable- size really doesn’t matter here this bottle opener is built to last and will open hundreds of bottles within a few minutes. ◆speed opener, the speediest bottle opener than any other bottle openers out there no more twisting caps and getting hurt. ◆Easy to use and portable, just push down and open a bottle instantly well sized to make it convenient and easy to carry better than wall mounted bottle openers great for men or women who have arthritis. ◆Dual functionality, opens bottles instantly and great beer bottle cap catcher with magnet will not bend caps once off which makes it great for cap collectors. ◆Perfect gift, great christmas gifts or stocking stuffers for men, bartender, party favors, or birthday gifts for dad if you love to socialize and party then this is the perfect bottle opener for you.   AleHorn “Hand of the King” style Bottle Opener AleHorn “Hand of the King” style Bottle Opener - Built to last, with a durable gold finish, this solid metal item is meant to last a lifetime backed with our 100% money back guarantee, you will not be disappointed. The perfect gift, a welcome addition to any got fan’s kitchen, bar, or mancave makes a perfect stocking stuffer. Winter is here, enjoy the seasons and the holidays with this great gift for any game of thrones fan. Got a magnet, you asked for it, we delivered now with a powerful magnet on the back so you can store on your fridge or anything metallic. Solid construction, not like the other imitation out there this is 6 5/8″ long, 2 3/4″ wide and built of solid metal you can feel the difference.   50Pcs Wedding Favors Skeleton Key Bottle Opener with 50pcs Escort Card Tag and Twine for Guests Party Favors Rustic(Bronze) 50Pcs Wedding Favors Skeleton Key Bottle Opener with 50pcs Escort Card Tag and Twine for Guests Party Favors Rustic(Bronze) - Kraft paper the kraft paper can be used with markers/stamps or ink, perfect for wedding, graduation, party, cloth tags, price tags, gift tags, bookmark tags, cupcake toppers, wish trees, love notes, scrapbooking ect. Diy with 30 feet nature jute twine, you can cut any length freely. Perfect these beautiful party favors also make great vintage decorations for your wedding or other event. Has utility value, not just souvenirs these keys make stylish bottle openers keep them in your kitchen or bar, or hook them onto your key ring your guests would remember you long after your wedding or party yet, inexpensive in bulk. We solemniy promise if products have any quality problems, we will replace or refund 100%, try them for yourself.   50 Caliber BMG Real Bullet Bottle Opener 50 Caliber BMG Real Bullet Bottle Opener - Get one of the most unique bottle openers on the market. Black velvet bag included for gifting and storage. Top premium quality brand. Lacquer coated to help prevent tarnishing. Made from a real once fired us military 50 bmg (browning machine gun) round. #TopProducts
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Dear Steve Defenders,
If Steve had been truthful with Tony about Howard and Maria's death from the start, he would have understood. He knows better than anyone how much Howard deserves justice, how much someone might want to get rid of him. He understands iron fists, understands what someone can do when under the control of someone else.
He understands brutal honesty. After all, that's what he's always sworn he'd honor despite the cost. Be honest, even when it breaks hearts. Be honest, even when it fells dreams. Be honest, no matter the consequence, because people deserve the truth.
He would have forgiven Steve if he'd told Tony the truth about what the Winter Soldier had done under the influence of HYDRA. He would have been angry for awhile, sure, but he'd have gotten over it. He'd have helped Steve search for Bucky, have helped Bucky recover.
(That's what he's been doing, ever since he escaped Afghanistan. He's helped people recover, helped people return to a world that no longer accepts them. He's helped people acclimate, and heal, and if only one person returns to him and tells him that he's helped then that will be enough.)
(And Sam's got that covered, so Tony feels like his change from bomb to relief is justified.)
But now, in a underground bunker in Siberia, Steve drops this bomb in his lap and Tony doesn't have time to process. He doesn't have time to think. He can only feel, and rage, and be betrayed.
He goes after Bucky, and he knows that it's not Bucky's fault but he also knows that Bucky can handle this. They'll fight to a standstill and both of them will come out a little bruised but ultimately not too worse for the wear.
But then Steve joins in and everything goes to fucking shit.
---
Sam meets Tony at the door to Avengers Tower as soon as he's flown in on T'Challa's jet. He'd gotten medical care on the jet (as evidenced by the sling holding his arm out of harm's way), but there's extreme bruising all over his body that can't be fixed easily. He can barely breathe, much less let Sam and Rhodey's dog tags hang against his chest, so he has their chains tucked carefully inside of a thin, bulletproof wallet inside of his front pants pocket.
He feels like he's been hollowed out, like someone has taken one of Bruce's scalpels and scraped out his insides. There are bruises inside, outside, everywhere he isn't afraid to look-
He looks up to see Sam, still using that chrome walking stick that Tony made for him after his bionic leg got half blown off in the Battle of Sokovia. Sam's staring at him like he's a ghost returning home, and for once in his life Tony doesn't know what to say.
"Tony," Sam says, breathing his name like a prayer and a nightmare all at once, and Tony swallows.
"Yeah?" He acknowledges, and an instant later he's wrapped in the gentlest of embraces. He barely feels Sam's arms around him, it's that light a hug, but he feels enough and that's good for him.
"I'm so sorry," Sam says, genuine sorrow in his voice, "I never would have suggested this if I'd known Bucky would lash out like-"
"It wasn't Bucky," Tony interrupts abruptly, then corrects himself: "Well, not entirely."
Sam seems to have trouble comprehending for a moment, so Tony counts out the seconds until Sam figures it out. As much as Tony believes in truth, there are some bombs that wreak damage that he doesn't want to inflict. If Sokovia taught him anything it's that he can't drop bombs and expect people to understand, to feel any sort of sympathy with the people that destroyed them.
Then Sam leans back so Tony can see his face. Tony misses Sam's embrace as soon as it leaves, but then he sees that Sam's face has hardened and Tony knows that he's gotten it. "Steve did this to you?" He asks, voice filled with righteous anger, and Tony tries not to flinch but he doesn't quite succeed. He spent years training himself not to respond violently, but after what just happened with Steve and Bucky- with someone he was supposed to be able to trust- he's sliding back into old patterns of reactions. Sam's face softens and he reaches out a hand to graze Tony's shoulder. "Tones, you okay?"
Tony nods, even though he's not okay, not even close. Sam nibbles at his bottom lip a bit (a seriously adorable habit that manages to take Tony's mind of the pain for just a moment) as he thinks. "My dogtags," Sam murmurs, and Tony holds out his free hand.
"Don't think I'm ever gonna get the imprint of your, Rhodey, and Riley's names off of my chest," Tony says, attempting a joke, but it falls flat.
"That hard?" Sam asks, tone dangerously neutral, and Tony nods.
"He shoved the shield into my- into Iron Man's- chest," Tony starts, and suddenly the words are just tumbling out. The explanation of what happened in Siberia comes out in stuttering words, in braced sentiments, but eventually every bloody detail is laid out before Sam. He tells Sam about how the fight started, about how Steve lied for years and how Tony was only going to fight Bucky but then Steve ganged up on him and-
The words hurt, but Tony forces them out. He has to be honest, no matter the cost- he promised himself, all those years ago. Everyone deserves the truth, no matter what happens afterward.
"Rogers better watch his back," Sam says, tone low, and Tony nearly asks him not to say anything. Tony nearly tells him that it's not important, that Steve isn't worth it, that Sam shouldn't hurt Steve for a fight that Tony started, but then he remembers. He remembers that he didn't deserve what Steve did to him. It's easy to forget, especially when he's used to blaming himself for everything, but after years with Pepper, Rhodey, and Sam, he's starting to remember that it's not always his fault.
"Okay," Tony says, and remembers.
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Steve and Bucky show up at the Tower a few weeks later, worse for the wear, and Sam Wilson's the first to greet Steve after Bucky's been taken off to therapy for all kinds of things that have fucked him up real bad.
"How the fuck could you do something like that to someone who trusted you?" Sam growls, and Steve looks at him like he's insane.
"The situation called for it-"
"What the hell kind of situation calls for you to smash your shield into the chest of a teammate?"
"You've lost objectivity, Sam," Steve says, missing the way that Sam's free hand clenches into a fist at his words. "Clearly dating Tony has-"
Crunch.
Sam's knuckles are bruised when he pulls them back from socking Steve in the nose, but he can't bring himself to care. His lips curl back as he stares at Steve, who dazedly holds a hand up to his nose to catch the blood dripping down his face.
"Fuck you, Rogers," Sam spits. "You're the one who's lost objectivity. Barnes deserves help, deserves to be saved from that he'll he was experiencing under HYDRA, but that doesn't mean Tony deserves to be lied to and betrayed and nearly beaten to death by someone he was supposed to be able to trust, you bastard."
Steve gives look halfway between shame and you're insane, and Sam can't look at him any longer. His hand falls back to his side and he turns on his wobbly half-finished replacement leg.
"You don't deserve that shield, Steve," Sam says, unknowingly echoing his husband's words from weeks before.
---
Tony greets him with a grin and a passionate kiss. Sam doesn't protest at the motion- he's not stupid, he's not going to reject making out with his husband- but when Tony leans back to breathe he has to ask, "What was that for?"
Tony smirks, raising an eyebrow. "I can't just kiss my husband?"
"Not that level of intensity out of the blue," Sam says. "I know you well enough, Tony- you don't normally initiate with that level of emotion. Is something wrong?"
"Far from it. I saw the security feed of your... conversation with Steve. I've never had anyone stand up for me like that before. I've always had to do that for myself, and even then people don't seem to listen."
Sam's used to revelations of Tony's that follow along these kind of lines, but it still hurts his heart to hear.
"Well," he says, "You don't have to worry about that anymore. I'm here for you."
"And I for you," Tony says, and Sam knows it's the truth.
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#tbt 2002 in Malibu, CA rocking the Malibu Inn with my brother from another mother @kevinpsolomon! This was the beginning of my @chromeheartsofficial obsession...it’s all your fault Kevin!🤘🤣....Wearing a solid silver Chrome Hearts classic link wallet chain around my neck, CH wristband and of course the classic #fuckyou CH tank top! Always rolling in my black leather jeans on stage (my Dad’s influence!). Some seriously amazing times around some totally amazing people. Forever grateful for these experiences and memories. Happy Thursday to my beautiful friends and family! ❤️💪😎👍 #chromehearts #rocknroll #jewelry #livingthedream #malibu #brotherhood #dogtags #chain #CH #madeinusa #luxury #lifestyle #accessories #love #friends #inmyblood #throwbackthursday (at Malibu, California)
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shanleenkinnjaskey · 7 years
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If Steve had been truthful with Tony about Howard and Maria's death from the start, he would have understood. He knows better than anyone how much Howard deserves justice, how much someone might want to get rid of him. He understands iron fists, understands what someone can do when under the control of someone else. He understands brutal honesty. After all, that's what he's always sworn he'd honor despite the cost. Be honest, even when it breaks hearts. Be honest, even when it fells dreams. Be honest, no matter the consequence, because people deserve the truth. He would have forgiven Steve if he'd told Tony the truth about what the Winter Soldier had done under the influence of HYDRA. He would have been angry for awhile, sure, but he'd have gotten over it. He'd have helped Steve search for Bucky, have helped Bucky recover. (That's what he's been doing, ever since he escaped Afghanistan. He's helped people recover, helped people return to a world that no longer accepts them. He's helped people acclimate, and heal, and if only one person returns to him and tells him that he's helped then that will be enough.) (And Sam's got that covered, so Tony feels like his change from bomb to relief is justified.) But now, in a underground bunker in Siberia, Steve drops this bomb in his lap and Tony doesn't have time to process. He doesn't have time to think. He can only feel, and rage, and be betrayed. He goes after Bucky, and he knows that it's not Bucky's fault but he also knows that Bucky can handle this. They'll fight to a standstill and both of them will come out a little bruised but ultimately not too worse for the wear. But then Steve joins in and everything goes to fucking shit. --- Sam meets Tony at the door to Avengers Tower as soon as he's flown in on T'Challa's jet. He'd gotten medical care on the jet (as evidenced by the sling holding his arm out of harm's way), but there's extreme bruising all over his body that can't be fixed easily. He can barely breathe, much less let Sam and Rhodey's dog tags hang against his chest, so he has their chains tucked carefully inside of a thin, bulletproof wallet inside of his front pants pocket. He feels like he's been hollowed out, like someone has taken one of Bruce's scalpels and scraped out his insides. There are bruises inside, outside, everywhere he isn't afraid to look- He looks up to see Sam, still using that chrome walking stick that Tony made for him after his bionic leg got half blown off in the Battle of Sokovia. Sam's staring at him like he's a ghost returning home, and for once in his life Tony doesn't know what to say. "Tony," Sam says, breathing his name like a prayer and a nightmare all at once, and Tony swallows. "Yeah?" He acknowledges, and an instant later he's wrapped in the gentlest of embraces. He barely feels Sam's arms around him, it's that light a hug, but he feels enough and that's good for him. "I'm so sorry," Sam says, genuine sorrow in his voice, "I never would have suggested this if I'd known Bucky would lash out like-" "It wasn't Bucky," Tony interrupts abruptly, then corrects himself: "Well, not entirely." Sam seems to have trouble comprehending for a moment, so Tony counts out the seconds until Sam figures it out. As much as Tony believes in truth, there are some bombs that wreak damage that he doesn't want to inflict. If Sokovia taught him anything it's that he can't drop bombs and expect people to understand, to feel any sort of sympathy with the people that destroyed them. Then Sam leans back so Tony can see his face. Tony misses Sam's embrace as soon as it leaves, but then he sees that Sam's face has hardened and Tony knows that he's gotten it. "Steve did this to you?" He asks, voice filled with righteous anger, and Tony tries not to flinch but he doesn't quite succeed. He spent years training himself not to respond violently, but after what just happened with Steve and Bucky- with someone he was supposed to be able to trust- he's sliding back into old patterns of reactions. Sam's face softens and he reaches out a hand to graze Tony's shoulder. "Tones, you okay?" Tony nods, even though he's not okay, not even close. Sam nibbles at his bottom lip a bit (a seriously adorable habit that manages to take Tony's mind of the pain for just a moment) as he thinks. "My dogtags," Sam murmurs, and Tony holds out his free hand. "Don't think I'm ever gonna get the imprint of your, Rhodey, and Riley's names off of my chest," Tony says, attempting a joke, but it falls flat. "That hard?" Sam asks, tone dangerously neutral, and Tony nods.
"He shoved the shield into my- into Iron Man's- chest," Tony starts, and suddenly the words are just tumbling out. The explanation of what happened in Siberia comes out in stuttering words, in braced sentiments, but eventually every bloody detail is laid out before Sam. He tells Sam about how the fight started, about how Steve lied for years and how Tony was only going to fight Bucky but then Steve ganged up on him and-
The words hurt, but Tony forces them out. He has to be honest, no matter the cost- he promised himself, all those years ago. Everyone deserves the truth, no matter what happens afterward.
"Rogers better watch his back," Sam says, tone low, and Tony nearly asks him not to say anything. Tony nearly tells him that it's not important, that Steve isn't worth it, that Sam shouldn't hurt Steve for a fight that Tony started, but then he remembers. He remembers that he didn't deserve what Steve did to him. It's easy to forget, especially when he's used to blaming himself for everything, but after years with Pepper, Rhodey, and Sam, he's starting to remember that it's not always his fault.
"Okay," Tony says, and remembers. --- Steve and Bucky show up at the Tower a few weeks later, worse for the wear, and Sam Wilson's the first to greet Steve after Bucky's been taken off to therapy for all kinds of things that have fucked him up real bad.
"How the fuck could you do something like that to someone who trusted you?" Sam growls, and Steve looks at him like he's insane.
"The situation called for it-"
"What the hell kind of situation calls for you to smash your shield into the chest of a teammate?"
"You've lost objectivity, Sam," Steve says, missing the way that Sam's free hand clenches into a fist at his words. "Clearly dating Tony has-" Crunch. Sam's knuckles are bruised when he pulls them back from socking Steve in the nose, but he can't bring himself to care. His lips curl back as he stares at Steve, who dazedly holds a hand up to his nose to catch the blood dripping down his face. "Fuck you, Rogers," Sam spits. "You're the one who's lost objectivity. Barnes deserves help, deserves to be saved from that he'll he was experiencing under HYDRA, but that doesn't mean Tony deserves to be lied to and betrayed and nearly beaten to death by someone he was supposed to be able to trust, you bastard." Steve gives look halfway between shame and you're insane, and Sam can't look at him any longer. His hand falls back to his side and he turns on his wobbly half-finished replacement leg.
"You don't deserve that shield, Steve," Sam says, unknowingly echoing his husband's words from weeks before. --- Tony greets him with a grin and a passionate kiss. Sam doesn't protest at the motion- he's not stupid, he's not going to reject making out with his husband- but when Tony leans back to breathe he has to ask, "What was that for?" Tony smirks, raising an eyebrow. "I can't just kiss my husband?" "Not that level of intensity out of the blue," Sam says. "I know you well enough, Tony- you don't normally initiate with that level of emotion. Is something wrong?" "Far from it. I saw the security feed of your... conversation with Steve. I've never had anyone stand up for me like that before. I've always had to do that for myself, and even then people don't seem to listen." Sam's used to revelations of Tony's that follow along these kind of lines, but it still hurts his heart to hear.
"Well," he says, "You don't have to worry about that anymore. I'm here for you."
"And I for you," Tony says, and Sam knows it's the truth.
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The Ultimate C64 Games List Have you ever wondered about the amazing Commodore 64 game list? Yes, we have too - there were loads of them. Problem is that is was a while ago now. This list was compiled to jog the memories:
Operation Wolf
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fox fightsback
ace & ace II combo
bubble bobble
tantric mouse wars
home office
salsa con artist
commando ninjas
world flee
blood sparse
ruby of thermogington
jettison railway
ice band
spiderman vs magoo
caravan madness
hulk vs hogan
hunk attack
jet set billy
monkey tennis
score me
addis abbaba karate international +
balloon wars
cloud paste
live at budokan
boris yeltsin vodka challenge
banjo time constructor
emelyn hughes ‘super’ soccer
opium fright
shoot em up penelope
lagoon of carabon harbungo
open heart burglary
frost bandage
diamonds are for women
car spike wheel burst adventure
crazy communists
square man runs up ladder III
treasure island kittens
barrell falls down IV
spoke damage
princess kidnapped 8
undercarriage catastrophe
reminder PRO
Jazz North
Pub Golf
Avalon - Land of the Rust
SimPub
Pregnant Gymnastics
Womb Cook-up
Animal Olympics
NASA Pinball Fantasy
Jed saves christmas
Horace goes Knifing
Time Orifice
Axe-wielding Comedians
Karate Blister
Ornament Erector
Building Smoke Out
Q Bert the Revenge
Trellis Abundance
Titchmarsh v Oddie - Greenkeeper Challenge 88
Co-op Warriors
Sand Veterans
Grass feathers
Morose Wind
Scube Whackey
Escape from Liverpool
Puppy Smoker The Outburst
Roll yer Own Challenge
Hackney Masterblaster
Connect One
Purple Chins
Cotton Developer
Haircut Zest Fair
Trophy Masser
Race Kings Alive
Hazel Irvine’s Whirlwind Badminton
Jazz Rasta VI
Jensen Buttons Nipple Dash
Maze Bomber 909
Speed Chess
Curling Avenger
Rope Twisting Example
Scourge of Daxus
Roy Castle’s Record Breakers
Organ Flexology
Cliff Richard’s Ambiguous Soccer
Revenge of the Feminists
Wax cluedo
Tennis Trumpeteer II
Maximise the Point
Sheep Monopoly
Weight Gain Olympics
Travel Guise
Roger Mellie’s Ice Darts
The Legend of Les Dawson
Blanket Snitch
Tales of the Underformed
Grave Digger 6
Onion Pro 2
Moon Ship
Turbo Trousers
Turbo Walking
Welcome back to the Island of Penny Farthing
Breathing Challenge
Run for President [Ukraine Edition]
F1 Parcel
Awning Inventor
Cello Beat
Super Accelerator Fridge
Crazy Ambulance
Burst Kidney Mopup
Save China
Chemistry Ninja Teacher
Boat Painter Design
Dogs of Fury
Furry Dog*
Beyond the Forbidden Biscuit
The Handlebars of Hashani
Bird Mother
Audio Frenzy Piano Lessons
Short’s Lair
Chun King Farm Life
Jimmy White Teaches Typing
Cif Blaster
Defenders of the Fish
Sandal Behaviour
Alien Food
Thatcher goes to School
Bob Dillons Boxing Farce
Gorbachev plays Chicken
Wayne Gretsky’s Ice Wallet Charity Challenge
Armalyte III - Springburn
Popcorn Death
Vast Salt EU
Virtual Drudgery
Chain of Accordions
Runner Cities
Yellow Bist
Lost Sandals
Train Slow
Sherlock Holmes in The Year 2047
Lost and Profound: Darkness Shop
Dust Police
Borrowed Money
Internet Maze
Slipstream Cowboys
Guns of Dryness
Alpha Scabs
Crusty The Friendly Chimp
Rice Inflator (Super Pack)
Archie McPherson’s Weetabix Head
Denis Law’s Accent Challenge
Dougie Donnelly Dune of Hair
Graeme Souness Must Be Barking
Boon - The Game
Taggart Teens
Emmerdale Goes to Pitlochry
Coping with Eastenders for the under 5’s
Death in the Family Joke
Coloured Fights
Outdoor Darts
Wrist Truffle
White Water Snooker
Sea Quest Powder Seeker
Copious Spandex Run
Mr Motivators’ Taxi Challenge
Breakup
Flapjack
David Dimbleby's Amazon Adventure 12
Frost on Sunday
TV:AM The Early Years
Moira Stuart’s Music Creator
Upside Down Ice Cream Revolt
Vat of Galt Toys
Fist of Fireflies
Tunnel Browner
Stocking Ladder Bless
Lingerie Tycoon
Up & Down with Freddy Mercury
Guitar Slayer
Drum Shake Friends
Wacky Traffic Lights
Oreo Frisbee Games
Hedgehog Relax
Roofer
SimWoman
Bent Angler
Super Horses
Fishing for Tims
Ketamine Kraziness
Shout Appeal
Daz Crime Alert
Tension Ramble
Monitor Crossbones
Stookey Chase
Cardinal Hippos
Marigold Mincers IV
Shane Ritchie’s Up For Everest
War Kind
Question Slime
Bishop Sailor
Grudge Chess
Shoplifter 6
Bed trapper
Saloon Swingers 5
Yells of Tallmouth
Athletic Trombones
Wheel Smicer
Trends of Fashion-hope
Wacky Prostate
Bag A Cow
Pronunciation Fun
with Jackie bird
Landlord Dodge
Stuart Tipney’s Bread Throw Out
Date Checker
Gary Glitter’s Subliminal Message
Frozen Bibs of Babylon
Bricklaying Challenge
Wall Tidy
Reverse a Unicycle
SimCleaner
Pick Pocket Champion 1983
Glorified Yungs
Hungry Hungry Hernias
Marble vest
Ship To Shore
What’s My Rake
View My Braces
Burp: Deluxes
Romeo and Juliet Bravo
North vs South 2 : west vs East
Corner of Flatland
Spherical Eye Bless
Under the Oceans of Armpit Forest
Outrun Birmingham (Spaghetti Junction Edition)
Sweat like a bahookey
SimBarber
Developer Roundabout: Salt Lake Boredom Factor
Wig Breathe
Telecoms Tycoon
SimBeggar
Window Sparkler
Martian Crotchet
Bin Race: Baghdad to Bucks
Limpet Picker 4
Bout of Gout
Fist of Starfish Cave
Revenge of The Ponchoed Ponces
Peruvian Mountain Rally
Pyramid Scheme
Wheelchair Rollers
Disabled Relay
Plastic Bellamy
Escape From The Care Home
Quest Far There
Sigmund Freud’s Phallic Challenge
Location Location Location
Tombola
Pharmaceutical Births
Fun Run
Telethon
The Shat Cat Strikes Back
Poo Displease
Oxymoron - School Clown Dress
Nuns on The Run
Rub a Dug
SimWork
Girl Demander
Tiny Fire Use
Spell Cracker
VirtuaBus
Horse and Cabbage
Hippyhunt
Bug Wrestler
Elmer Fudd’s Bugle Fun
Sesame Street for Mute
Vaccine Madness
Sing-a-long-outhouse
Virgin Wedding
Carry Me Right
Existential Spam
Professor Caressor
Blind Spot
Dowary 4
Backwards Todel
SimFolkSinger
Austrian Summer Fun
Think Game
SimShirt
Mum’s Gone To Iceland
SimShoes
Dad Ravage
VirtuaBurp
Record Deal Blunderer
Vinyl Earth
Pork Love
Candid Carrots
Testament of God
Jasper Carrot’s Comedy Puke
Slug Slugger
fISHMONGER 8
Javelin Jackson
Action Babes 7
Deniable Door Whizz
What’s My Remainder
Shave Me Doris
Ferrari Shaving Adventure
SuperToboggan
Fire Ski
Trowel Turmoil
Soap Detector
SimPigeon
Permit Chief
VirtuaCurtain
Wander Beyonder - Galaxy of Hands
Foot Small
Failed Janine Nurse Player
Bonnie Langford’s Dive of DEath
Cheesy Cheeks 9
Teryaki Throw Throw
Organised Library
Chrome Crunch
Defeat The Dragon XII
Sleeve Beast
Snorkel of Skeleton Mask
Bilge Crusader
Derivative Nonsense
Chip Shop Challenge
Fallopian Tube Gatherer
Short Sharp Shock
Public Pool 2
The Remorse of King Tooth Prize
Mobile Shop Catch
Dentist Revival
Pizzaboy
Return of the Shoulder
Attack of the Maharajah
Farm Variety
Ring Sting VI
Pokey Barracus O
Pyromania [Schools Edition]
Canteen Calamity
Scratch My Scurvy
A Team of Guys
Commercial Insertion
Alien Bold
Walk to Run
Talk Show Live
Wacaday
Tickle Me Hazel
Get to Doctor Green Helmet Arrival
Kirsty Gallacher’s Pony Tail
Bube Tube
Stu’s News
Finger By Jove
SPinach Wars
TrolleyDash IV
Coco Bianco
Can Lift Channel 4: The Game
Spider and Kite
Really Big, Really Small Advent of Tetrapak
Drainblock: Plumber Hero Chronicles
Clammy Elbow
Rinse, Spin and Wash-o-matic
Virtual Carving
Aqua Fridge 4
Milk Charge: None Today Edition
Dose of Lactose
Fruit for Fuel
SEGA Gums
World Cup Baking
Trauma Recentness
Void of Linda
Calculate My Room
Slow Slow Slow, Now Fast
Myrtle’s Spongy Threat
Round the Town: Hull
KLIX Vending Machine Panic
Suitable Suit
Trinidad vs Tobago
Coma Dream Alert
Lose Your Tail
Sudden Trump
Castle of Rugs
Dreadful Quincy
Murder You Write
Salt n Pepa: My First Lyrics
Ferry to the Island of Bins
Up to Maximum
Thanks Goth: Black It Out Decision for Survival
Thorax and King: Temple of 10 Thumbs
Shave or Swim
Spar - Double Time Price Wars
Wooden Office
Windbush: the Quest for Haribo
Thing Commander
Gusset Sweeper II
Military Cocktails: An Interactive Guide
Spillers Winalot
Gus Hiddink: Ladies-Man
Spinal Injury 4
Dungrudder
Dungrudder II
Alan Titchmarsh’s International Samba Karaoke
Gluehead 2 - Back to the Bag
Dogwrestler
Virtual Biscuit Pro Edition
Future Boots
Horace gets an enema
Goth v Ned - The Reckoning
Roy Hudd’s hut folding 3
fondant wheelbarrow challenge
squat thrusting in high denmark with Mr. T
git that skateboard oot ma bed
2 fast and furious - the angry diet
skeptics ranch 4
whippet trigger
cod’s extreme bass fishing
Meatloaf’s leotard attack
smashing gantry with len ganley
cornish nuisance III
janitor pleaser
janitor pleaser II
janitor pleaser III
interactive janitor pleaser 3D
sing-a-long-a-jim-diamond
belgian ring stretch 4
heather mills dance off
sulk or bulk
extreme rabbit riding 9
tony roper’s pope trophy
ship shape and bristol fashion (twin pack)
dan hipgrave’s hip grave
catarrh hero 2
Joseph Holt’s cow safari
barking cats 3
Debbie Gebbie
Rally through Tesco
Piano Catcher
Harold Bishop’s Hutch Touching Compendium
Cardboard Harbour
Guess What’s in the Baxterbox
Extreme Welsh Dentistry
10 Disciples Tickly Bits [denmark edition]
Zebra Dancing 2
Tractor Painting 3
Cindy Crawford’s Virtual Cooperage Pro
Anderson Shelter Designer International
Ambulance Neglecting
Pigeon Surprise!
Chilly B’s Cartography Masterclass
Paralympic Legends 1985
Angry Sue’s Penthouse Disaster
SimFlorist
Amazing Mace
Grimsby Love-In
Trilby Mechanic
Karl Lewis’s 6 Meter Dash Pro
Smoker 8
Collateral Ramage
Horse Drawn Prawn
Firebomb Kirkcudbright
Space Huff
Star Wars: Jedi High Street
Ooft Ooft 2
Flyhunter
Nadeem the Hamster
Bucky Bash II
Schnitzel Wars
Derrick Organ’s Calamity Chinfest
Malky Malky II: The Chib
Venison Crayola
Peter Shilton’s Saucey Canary
French Letter of the Law
Penguin Squeezing
Sodastream Challenge
Arthur C Clarke’s Mysteries of Dunfermline
Skin Complaint 2
Felicity Kendal’s Migratory Kennel
Thigh Trouble III
VirtuaWendy
Pebbledash Apprentice
Thrush Reduction School
Alan Randy Tanner Shows You How
Sim 9 O’clock News
Adult Colostomy
Ray Mears’ Survival Chimney
Brunch Arranger
Pro Pencil Throw
The Continuing Adventures of Nice ‘n’ Soapy
Lunchy Munchy
SimKettle
VirtuaCarpet
Snack bar etiquette
arm harm 4
saucy haulage 9
swimming with trousers on
Thora The Exploder
High Jinks on Highway
Wrist Exposure
Looking After God’s Neck 6
Frog Polishing
Harrison Ford Harrassment
Shampooing Buffalo with Betty Murchie
Unravelling Scobie’s Quotient
Alistair’s Wheels
High Speed Loaf Assembly - Knead For Speed 2
Detolionia - A World of Disinfectant
Coal Punishment
Table with Bilston Glen
Who Is Douglas Bader?
Sharpen Your Trowel with Baden Powell
Bambi Leg Stabilisation
Pimp My Sideboard
Crematorium Capers
The Burning Coupon
Fireplace Customiser featuring Annette Benning
Force 8 Golfing Atrocity Pro-Am
Trout Swiping (Mexican Edition)
Village Idiot Racing 2
Fridge Racer 4
Parrot Force 7
Amish Disease Aversion
Pro-Am Celebrity Road Kill 3
Major James Hewitt’s Blew It Game
Advanced German For Industrial Foundries with Keith Chegwin
I’m A Celebrity, Shave My Arms 8
Mortar Mixing With Fiona Bruce
Self Harm with Hartley’s Jam Jam, Arm, Harm, Barn (Farm Edition)
Deadly Riddles with Bo Diddley, Nicolas Ridley, Ken Dodd, Dodi al Fayed and the Cast of Grease
Not Poodles but Pot Noodles 2
Shed Holder vs. Vijay Singh Sing-a-long a Hitler Hillman Hunter 2
Hearing Aid
Beige Chevette 5
Ian Botham’s County Balls
PramFace: The Revenge
Nebulous Nockers
Hot Knifin’
Anton Rogan’s Potato Scone
Monotonous Madness
Sally Magnuson’s Nicotine Buzz
Doncaster Moose Pulling
Beer Goggle Challenge- Ultimate Edition
Pebble Mill - The Platform Game
Davro Goes West
Jelly Fish Juggling with Jilly Cooper
Ballroom Thighs - A Game For All The Family
Dog Plop Monopoly
Frank Tibbs’ Unanimous Cave  
Tripping Over Thimbles 4
Pebble Mill Pebble Dash
Humourous Toilet Noises 3
Carry On Corduroy 5
Drain Savage 2
Radio 4 Hoar Sampler
Binman Challenge
Boris Becker’s Jazz Complaint
Callcentre Supervisor Pro
Timpsons Manager 1986
Volcano Cheese
The Lemon Vampires of Dudley
Pablo Balloon’s Hernia Diagnosis
Virtua Social Carer
Eric Gluttony
Trouser Press Sabbatical
Alarm! Run! Knit!
Whitly Bay Mesh Collector
Martini Hinge Challenge
Vole Puncher 3
Tropical Slavery 3
Slattery Battery Chat
The Ambivolent Miner’s Chin Problem
Dog Warmer 9
Piano Stroker 2
Brian Hater
Brian Massacre
The Eyes of Salamine
Wingnut
Ruthless Removal of Wind
Egg Rugby 5
International Spine Swapping
Grand Prix - Live from Borehamwood
Farmed Nicaraguan Debris - Collector’s Edition
Spongy Marmite
Fun N Games in Chernobyl with Cheryl Baker
Fun N Games in Chernobyl II without Cheryl Baker
Semi-Pro Badger Excuses 5
Face Biter III
Eric Clapton’s Dead Shoes
Stop! Or my Mom will Shoot Ike
Kate Stits
Dawn French’s Fantasy Football
Giant Priority
Extendable Alien Hairdriers
A Masterclass with Ruud Hullit
Greggs Tycoon
Nail Filing with Stefan Edberg
SimLibrarian
Aardvark Juggling
Any Swedgers?
Civil Engineering Attack Force
Bible Edit III
Cactus Comparing with Terry Waite
Gunther’s Tasty Leather
Health Challenge
Catastrophe Pants
Superhero Draughts
SimJanitor 8: Smooth Moperator
Breath Club
Biting and Chewing
The Goose 3
Armadale
Sangsters 2
Extreme Chinese
Ned Poultry Farmer
Diabolical Gran Odour 6
Camp Action Man
Topless Skateboard Nun 2
Solving Simultaneous Equations Under Water (Bridlington Edition)
Hake Take with Less Than Jake (Celebrity Edition)
The Paul Anka Diaries
Makeover : Wallpapering Your Face 5
Blackhead Removal with Scaffolding Poles 8
High School Musical Shoot Out
Bad Air Hockey (Rotten Egg Edition)
Failed Airport Terrorism Attempt 2
International Banana Terrorist 3
Conventional Bra Wearing
Terrapin 2
split pea glee
gaseous monkey
Cheddarfest revival
moonfaced lung toucher 4
attack of the angry jam ballast
relentless margarine 3
buttergutter
clutter game
wasp wing clasp assembly
futurismysticalismism presented by Kenny Leveritt
pork chop aftermath
strict rector workings 5
detected vim spillage 2
simCOLOSTOMY
Gale Force
Pike Gardening
Ribble Valley Larvae Attraction
Marmite Spite
Sarah Brightman’s Secret Pro-Am Celebrity Tench Cremation
High Speed Paralympic Disasters 5
Savoury Tights 4
Advanced Scone Vandalism with Ruth Maddock
Workplace Victimisation Art 2
Egg Poaching with Prince Charles
Varnishing with Confidence Iggy Pop versus Eggy Pope (Slovenian Edition)
Sloth Pinching with Ewan McGregor
Shoot Deirdre Off Coronation Street As Many Times As You Like
Polished Ginger Bison Falling Over 3
Lego Smashing
Snorting-A-Surgically-Removed-Spaghetti Line Back Through Your Nose Championships with Keith Floyd
Slippery Cats Finger Sizery
Vernacular Spectacular - Regional Heats - Norway Vs Newcastle
Register Maniacs 4
Disabled Horse Fury 5
Turtle Hurlers
Des Lynam’s Mum
Horse v Dolphin: Requiem
rentokil bill 2
rat boy 9
cardboard harbour 9
vote for a wine side dish
Ministry of Justice: Writing the Constitution Sim Local Councilor
Puggy Paradise
Pan-London Kid Chase
Pirates on the Pond
Junior Project Manager III
Decide to Read Again
Nokia vs Motorola: Find the Phone Charger
Feed the Kids Coal (Bono Demo)
Tom Clancy’s Splintered Bell
Jellied babies
Shave the Llama
Jew Harp Hero (Harp not included)
Mum Trashers 4
SimSTD
ActuaMince
Square Peg Round Hole Challenge
Blockman vs DragonThing
Menopausal Madness
Ringbinder II
Equine Manouevers
The Mysteries of Michael Elphick’s Port in a Storm
Haberdasherie Heat
LGV STD
Half a Cider And You’re Laughing
Humourless Hags Return to Castle Frottage
Hungry Hungarian Housewives
Fake Tan Dylan
Super Who Did That Thunder in Tannadice
Swollen River Wheelchair Uh-Oh
Ruby Murray’s Curry from Anything
How Clean is your Mouth
Cilit Bangers
Why’s Dad in the Furnace: HD
R Kelly’s Gotham City
Gerard Kelly’s Diet City
Kendal Misery
Buff Women Crush
Supermarket Nuts
Dry Off - You’re Wet Too!
Xenophobic Elderly Home
Easy Rider: Trikes and Quads
Rise Up and Get Back To Bedford
Alan Sugar’s Finger Fiasco
Private Investigator: Carbon Footprints
Snakes on a Phone
Phone a Snake
Snakephone
Phoney Snake
Children In Need: One Can Survive
The Canterbury Compendium Featuring: Sinister Minister
The Godies ft. Hymn Brooke Taylor
Virtual Nun
Cheeses Of Nazareth
Nun Surfing: Birds of Pray
Dogs drink wine
nacho panic
ostrich borstal
bombscare in sacred cities of spain
spiral binding awards
biro spinning awards
spiro binning awards
Thora Hird’s Extreme Stairlift
Gammy Dodger 2
Hell Monger 5
Tag Nutter 8
simClaw
Mayonnaise Babies 2
Kissing With Incontinence
Dances With Wolverines
Come Dancing 3D
Dumb Dating 4D
Interactive Pylon Climbing
Fundamental Dish Cloth Equations
Haulage Wars 1 - Norbert Dentressangle vs. Eddie Stobbart
Haulage Wars 2 - David Heeps vs. C. Hinds Potato Merchants
White Van Driver Fashion Show
Greasy Dinosaurs Almanac
Terrible Tearing Sounds
Baste The Family
B&Q BBQ Standoff
May’s Rotary Chuckling
Spontaneous Fury
Induced Tap Dancing with Andy May
Your Lip’s Burst 2
Attack of the 40 foot Gingerbread Postman
The Dalgleish Index Escalator
Arthur Askey’s Crop Spraying
Alsatian Alien
Cow Painter 5
Impossible Cornering Technique with Ayrton Senna
Ann Frank 3D
Chop: Stand: Force: Interactive Cumnock Gala Day with Obie Trice
Dougie Donnelly’s Battenberg Cake Jumper Confusion Game
Mince Rinsing with Peter Alice
Wife Swab 3
Knife Swap 4
Gnome Drool Collecting for Beginners
Anger Manager IV
Uncle Tony’s Special Cupboard
Spilt Milk
Virtual RAC Guy Challenge
Michael Ballack’s Ludo Madness
Archie McPherson’s Apron of Chance
Gulls of Fury
Monty Don’s Embroidery Masterclass
Spammy the Dog
Rumbelows
Windows C64 edition
Mr. Minit’s Key Cutting Japes
Saved By The Bell End 3
Asp The Family - Snakecharmer Edition
Snoop Doggy Dog’s Dance Studio Workout
Taming The Shrew with Lena Zavaroni
VirtuaConkers
Sectarian Dolphin 4
Fly Phishing by J.R. “Hacker” Hartley
The Goth Temple of Gloom
The Hannible Lectures
simBiscuit (bourbon special)
Evostick Party
Bri-Nylon Guy 3
Skinflat Survival
Eaglesham Startrek
Bees In The Loft
Sandra Sandra
Justin and Colin’s Guide To Deep Sea Pipe Welding
Wayne Rooney Loony Toon Room for Kids
Pheasant Milkfloat Run
Late Ex in Latex 6
Dick Advocaat’s guide to coctkail mixing
To The Manor Braun
Tandoori Roti 3
Murder She Roti
Silence of The Prams
Emlyn Hugh’s Omelette Challenge
Josh Wink’s Tiddleywinks
Elvanfoot Butterfly Massacre
Carstairs
Monster Metros
Fuzzy-Felt Masterclass with Yuri Gagarin
Predator Paint
Eel Chair Regatta
Big Pants Comedy Skydiving
Bang! Bang! Bang! Oops…
Swindlin’ Yokels with Roman Abramovich
Outrun Bolton
Tony Blair’s Prole Crusher
Heather The Weather’s Fishnet Frenzy
Nick Drake’s Morose Warblings
Ape Attack!: Wishaw
Patrick Moore’s Tedium Personified
Chicken Gun
Barry Robson’s Beguiling Napper
C5 Grand Prix
Roll Me A Fat One and Get They Dishes Done
Brahim Hemdani’s Unremarkable Competence
Virtual Soup of the Day
The Rancid Horns of Leith
Super-Monday-Banana-Death
Ask Me A Graham
Undercarriage Return
Steve Ovette’s Erratic Frog
Tennis Stuart
Bomb Acrobat
SimAlcoholic
Girth Alarm 3
Alan Hanson’s Amatuer Granny Revival
Pickpocket Pro
Chinchilla Wrestling
Crouching Greyhound Hidden Danger
Poodle Judo with Judith Chalmers
Hedge Availability
Overwhelmed Whelk Farmer 2
Cupboard of Lentils 7
Sloth Borstal 2
Pro-Am Prawn Wrestling
Custard, Mustard and Other Rhyming Condiments
Cat Litter Lego
Jimmy Nail’s Book Corner
Navigating Cumbernauld Whilst Aggrevated
Hanah Barbera’s Meat Collective
Tensile Strengthometer
Betty Boothroyd’s Hooverathon
AfroClam
Attack of The Four Lipped Maneater
The Wizard’s Sleeve
J-Lo’s Bum Shelf Warm
Salad Dressing with Trinny and the Bigger One
Keith Floyd’s Damp Side of the Moon
Soviet TicTacs: Taste of War
World Cup Eczema
Mum vs Dad: Grab a Plate
Upside of Death VI
Ulti-Mugger: Wallet and Watch, Ta
Soft and Gentle 3: Roll On
MC Hammer’s World of Pantaloons
Restore Pet Cemetary
Audible Charm: Legend of the Gentle Trump
That’s Not My FInger!
Zoo of ham-fed Gibbons
Wake Up! You’re Not Dead Yet
Wake Up! I’m Limbless and There’s a Fire
Drifting Away: Grandad’s Final Slumber Party
Pyjamas.. At School?
Neil Buchanan’s Antler Attack
Cash In the Attic, Now In My Attic
Get Pregnant 5 - Civilised Scamming
Soda Stream: Hunt for the Gas Canister
Soda Stream II: But It Says Cola Flavoured!?
Invest in Me, I’m a Maniac
London Tube Track Scraper
Armitage Shanks
Virtual Log
Death Row Buckaroo
Labour Backbench Cage Fighting
Floaty The Finless Waterbeast
Vauxhall Advert Creator
Dragged 150 Yards: Bradford Joyride
Old Spice: She’s Yours
Unicycling for Pensioners
Unmentionable Chalky Taste 6
Island Pancake Mixing with Seb Blatter
Filthy Ventriloquist Stories
Eddie Vedder’s World Of Shreddies
Camp Ramp
Tobogganing with Wogan
Annie Mack’s Caramac Slacks
Irene Maiden 10
Sausage Jockey 3
Cured Ham and Other Medical Miracles
Mud Wrestling with Thora Hird
Sim Haulage
Sim Heelage
Sim Cabbage
Sim Charles Babbage
Sim Gym
Liquor & Poker - Rude Casino Edition
Pass The Dutchy of Cornwall From The Left Hand Side
High Heel Teeterage 3
Esther Rantzen’s Root Vegetable and Tuber Hilarity Fest
Nun Paintball 4
Arm Wrestling Dentist 9
Julie Andrew’s Liver Salts 3
Sanitary Owl Radio 4
Bus in a Leotard
World’s Strongest Nan
Hector Sylvester’s Turquoise Noise
Ambulance Chaser 2
Foam Party at The Foam Centre
Press and Mend
Touch the Hutch
Mastic Badger
Surname Challenge ft. Yvonne Goolagong vs. Peter Oosterhouse
Mast Blast Bomb Scare 3
Going Through At The Back 3
Pinball Lizard 5
Dancing With Oxygen
The Dimbleby Conundrum
Virtua Council Gritter
Rampant Carpark
Icarus Manifold’s Welsh Poster Collection
Religious Gardening with Moses and his Hoses
Air Rifle Chooser with Bishop Desmond’s .22
Ballet Dancing with Bishop Desmond’s TuTu
Slurry Avoidance ft. Alvin Stardust
Celebrity Quinine
Abatoir Jubilee Beef
Geek Orthodox
Fudge Assembly
Relax, Prance, Peel
Paul Ince’s “What’s in the Fridge?”
Super Kennel Admin
Attack, Sleep, Trapeze!
Verify My Post
Saral Ping’s Finch Adjuster
Intermediate Curve Basting
Combustable Constable 5
Fancy Cheese 3
Hazel Butters 2
Lloyd Cole’s Motion Commotion
Vermin Descriptor 2
Tray Balance in Ballantray
Fluid Choppery with Glen Blantyre
Predatory Tory Trap
Inflatable Vatican
Marzipan Tarzan
That’s Barry, Eh?
Marmite Termite
Octogenerian Hair Piece 5
Caustic Frog 3
Fridge Racer
Flouride Jockey
Algae Mechanic
The Baghdad Irritation
Crazy Meerkat Forklift Racing
Zak Marvel’s Gaseous Print Revival
Easter Toolbox
Winkle Picker II
Virtua Morrisons
Face Camp
Holy Moly - the unluckiest Mole in the Field
Kays - Catalogue of Errors
Wunder-Hat
Look Out! Too Late.
Pleasant Pheasant
Mike Tyson’s Rapid Wrestling
Reservoir Logs
An Audience With Kirk Broadfoot
Salami Origami
Who’s in the Pot?
Deep-Sea Monopoly
Frank Lampard’s Mousetrap Masterclass
Aztec Leg
Kitchen Thespian
Scaffolding Terror
Somalian Pirates
Take Guernsey
Treacle or Turnip?
Olympic Jail
Sweat on Me and I’ll Vomit
Dubious Quality Controller 5
Quiff Aligner
Re-pot That Geranium, You Fool
Soft Furnishing Spectacular
Dad! You’re My Brother!
Peter Kincaid. Now you Try
12lbs of Something
Vosene - The Forgotten Chemical
Viv Lumsden’s Pit of Terror
Halfords: Den Of Incompetence
Rubber Stamp Misery
The Beechgrove Garden Presents: High Tedium
Monks On A Bus
Gordon The Gopher’s Amsterdam Exploits
Imaginary Futures: President Trump
Tetrapak! 
DIY Watercolor: Pylons of Tyneside
Paradise Lumbago
Post Office Manager: Bungled or Burgled
Crass Bandicoot 
Chequered Flag F1 Racist Challenge
Err, That’s Not Shampoo
BANG! Search For The Dirt, Limescale & Rust
These are all available to buy on Ebay, apart from 619 which they actually forgot to produce. 
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