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loomontoia · 3 months
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blackhiil · 1 year
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Happy Birthday, Nat
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summary: VERY late i know but it’s natasha birthday and maria has the perfect plan
December 3rd, 1984. The day Natasha Romanoff was born. Natasha doesn't like celebrating her birthday, mainly because the Red Room didn't allow for such things, so she doesn't feel like it's important. However, Clint along with Maria, Maria R, Carol, and Fury, she's learning that things such as birthdays, downtime, and other things are just as important as getting missions done. So today, they all made sure the world wasn't ending so Natasha could spend time with them as a family.
Maria woke up bright and early to make Nat breakfast which consisted of homemade blueberry muffins, a recipe her grandma taught her when she was younger. She had made them for Natasha last year and Nat fell in love with them. Maria smiled as he plated the final muffin before picking up a candle and lighting it before putting it on the top muffin. She picked up the plate and carefully made her way back to their bedroom. Maria gently opened the door before smiling at the sight of Natasha curled up in bed, burrowed under the covers because of the slight chill while Liho was asleep on the cat pillow near Nat's head. Maria gently sat the plate down on the bedside table before making his way over to Natasha's side of the bed.
He gently ran his fingers through her hair. "Sweetheart, wake up." Maria whispered softly. Natasha stirred but didn't wake up. "Baby, get up." she said a little louder. Sleepy green eyes locked onto hers, "Mia, what time is it?" Natasha muttered, bringing a hand up to cover her yawn. "It's just after 11." Maria said, glancing at the clock on the table. "Ugh, it's our day off Ria, why'd you wake me up so early." Natasha pouted. Maria just rolled over to grab the muffins. "Happy birthday, my love." He said, presenting the plate to his girlfriend. Natasha's eyes lit up seeing the plate. "Are these the homemade blueberry muffins you won't tell me the recipe to?" Natasha asked, eyes full of glee. "Yes, these are those muffins. Now, make a wish." Nat closed her eyes and made a wish before blowing out the candle. "Thank you, baby. I adore you." That was the closest Maria would get to an 'I love you' and he was fine with that. Natasha was still learning that love wasn't for children and that she was deserving of love and that she could give love. 
Natasha took a muffin off the plate and took a bite. "Mhm. This is so good, Mia." Natasha moaned. Maria's cooking was out of this world and Natasha loved it so much. Maria cooked for them and always tried new recipes, while Nat tried the food and failed at cooking with Maria. But it was nice, having someone to come home to, someone who takes care of her like this. She's never had that before. Maria moved to sit against the headboard. "Eat up. We're going out and we have to get ready soon." Maria told her. "Where are we going?" Nat questioned curiously. "We're going ice skating." she replied. Natasha squealed. Squealed. Maria was expecting a good reaction but he didn't expect her to squeal with excitement. "Seriously?!" See, Natasha had gone on a long rant a few weeks ago about how she really wanted to go ice skating because she wanted to try some of the tricks and with her ballet training it shouldn't be that hard, but could never find the time. Maria being the amazing girlfriend that she is, rented out an entire rink just for today. Natasha didn't know about that yet. "Yes, seriously. Now come on, we have to get dressed. Go shower and I'll feed Liho." Maria ushered her out of bed before picking up Liho and leaving the room. 
Natasha smiled as she watched her girlfriend and cat – but not her cat even though it's been 3 years – leave. She's never been this happy, especially not on her birthday of all days. She really loved him, even if she hadn't said it. She wants to say it, she'd wanted to say it when Maria literally walked through fire to save her after a mission went wrong, but she's scared. Good things don't last for her, they never do. She's still the Black Widow, people want her dead and will go to any and all lengths to get to her. If they find out about Maria, they could hurt her. Or worse, kill her. Of course Natasha knows Maria can take care of himself just fine, however it was just a fear she couldn't shake. Natasha shook her head. It was her birthday and her girlfriend was taking her ice skating, so that's what she should be focused on. 
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After both women showered and got ready, it was time for them to leave. Maria didn't tell Nat any other details about their ice skating trip, just that it wasn't that far. Natasha was practically bouncing with excitement, Maria can't remember seeing her this excited; but she thought it was cute. When they pulled up to the rink, Natasha practically jumped out of the car. "Come on Mia! I'm ready to skate." Maria laughed and quickly got out of the car. She took Natasha's hand to lead her to the rink. Maria flipped on the lights and to Natasha's surprise Fury, Carol, Maria Rambeau, and Clint all yelled "SURPRISE!" Natasha jumped back in surprise before a big smile graced her face. 
"What are you guys doing here?!" she asked excitedly. "I wasn't going to miss the birthday of my favorite child." Fury told her, ignoring the offended gasps of both Marias, Clint, and Carol. "Don't act offended, y'all are too smart to not have known." He replied like the smartass he was. Natasha jumped on Maria, who just barely managed to not fall over. "Thank you!" she muttered over and over. "There's no need to thank me. Now, we have this place to ourselves for two hours, so let's have some fun." Maria said.
The group went to put on the skates they had gotten from the skate rental when they arrived earlier, Clint bringing over Maria's. Nat went to head over there when Maria stopped her. "You're not gonna be needing those." Maria stated matter of factly. Natasha made a confused face "Why not?" Maria didn't reply, just signaled to Fury who picked up a bag and handed it to Natasha. She took the box out of the bag and opened it to find a pair of black ice skates with red laces. There was even an 'N' in the corner of the skate. Nat was speechless. No one had ever gone to these lengths to make her happy, she didn't know how to feel. "They're beautiful." she whispered out as she stared at the in awe. "Now, put them on and we'll see if you'll actually be as good as this as you say." Natasha and Maria put their skates on and headed toward the ice. Nick flat out refused to ice skate, something about not wanting to embarrass himself and keep his dignity.
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Natasha’s a natural on the ice, but no one’s really surprised. Maria can’t help but watch in awe as Natasha glides across the ice so effortlessly, so freely. She looks beautiful and Maria thinks he just fell in love with her all over again. Natasha does tricks that have taken even the best of ice skaters years to learn and perfect so easily. Carol being the competitive person that she was, tried and failed to outdo Nat but that just landed her with a face full of ice and her girlfriend scolding her in the corner while she pouted. 
“Masha, come here!” Natasha's voice captured Maria’s attention. He skated over to the center where Natasha was waiting. Maria went to speak but was interrupted by Natasha pulling Maria her down in a tight hug which Maria returned just as tight. “What’s wrong?” She asked after she heard Nat sniffle in her ear. Nat pulled back from the hug so she could look Maria in the eyes. “I never thought I would have this. I never thought I would be free, let alone celebrating my birthday with people that actually care about me. I don’t deserve this, Mia. Not after all the bad I’ve done.” She was a killer, she didn’t deserve to be happy after all that she’d done. 
“Hey, none of that. You deserve good things and you deserve to be happy. You didn’t have a choice then, but you have one now. One that you’re using to be better, to do better. Everyone here loves you regardless of what you’ve done because you cared enough to be more than who they made you.” Maria spoke softly, but firmly. Natasha often thought she was undeserving of many things, but Maria would always be there to remind her that she was. "I love you.” Nat’s voice was shaky when she said the words, fear lacing her heart. She loves Maria so much, “Can you repeat that? I don’t think I hear you over how loud my heart is beating.” Maria’s voice cracked a little. “Maria Hill, I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I lo-” Maria cut her off with a kiss. “I love you so much more.” She said after they came up for air.
“Hill! Keep your hands where I can see them! That’s my favorite daughter you’re kissing on!” Fury yelled from where he was sitting. Maria just put her middle finger up toward him while bringing Natasha in for another kiss. Fury and the others just laughed. Natasha was happy and in love and that’s all that mattered. 
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asha-mage · 2 months
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Everyone else talking about Lady Godwin's new horse girl drip but I'm just sitting here still mulling over how raw and under appreciated it was for Clint McElroy to have Pinocchio fucking stake Dracula through the chest with his nose while pretending to be the spirit of his dead child.
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cobaltperun · 4 months
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Happy black widow 2
Yelena, just existing, lost in her thoughts, walking around the compound:
Y/N, panting: I think I should see other people.
Yelena, freezing at the spot, listening:
Nat: Was that not satisfying enough for you?
Y/N, sarcastic: Oh, no, I love it when you toss me around, pin me down, all that stuff, I'd just like some variety.
Nat: Like who?
Y/N: Clint would probably be a good start, Steve as well... Oh, there's Yelena, she'd be a really good option!
Yelena, barging in: Y/N L/N, you will not be cheating on my sister, not with Clint Barton, not with Steve Rogers, and especially not with me!
Y/N: Huh? I want to spar with you? What else did you think?
Yelena, realizing they were in the gym: B-But you and... What the fuck just happened?
Clint, appearing out of the blue as Y/N and Nat cackle: They got you too, huh?
Yelena: Did they at least get there?
Clint, defeated: No. They did not.
Nat: We'll get there.
The oblivious one (Y/N): Huh?
Part 2 of this: Happy black widow
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lesbiandardevil · 6 months
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justhereforeskel · 11 months
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*rolls in forever late to the meme* Have we done Winterhawk yet?
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champagnecowboys · 11 days
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Every day I think about the fact that the primary group of young people keeping spaghetti westerns, Clint Eastwood and John Wayne characters, and obscure old west shows alive are neurodivergent, culturally diverse, and/or LGBTQ+, and god isn’t there such a delicious, satisfying irony in that
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mary14980 · 2 months
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idk man hes charmed me
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marginwalkers · 1 year
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ketzpart · 2 months
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loomontoia · 5 months
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Liho :3
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as-thoughts · 4 days
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one thing I’m always thinking about is how clint dressed his LMD in his goliath costume for no reason in freefall
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he could’ve just given the guy normal clothes
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papyskellington · 2 months
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I'm ngl I didn't think the first TAZ romance we'd have in a while would be 2 horses but go off I guess, justice for Lady Godwin's silver stallion
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Okay, um… how mad would Tony be if he found out that I’m maybe, possibly, lost in the vents again?
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hawkzeyes · 2 months
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I’m losing my mind. He is so pretty. I’m losing it. He is so pretty. He is so pretty I’m losing it.
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kayvsdoodles · 9 months
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tragically i don't have time to do full art for the yeehaw challenge so instead. doodles 🤠
day 1: ✨gather the posse ✨
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