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lezzies4monsters · 1 year
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nawtacop · 1 year
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are you a cop?
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ok so this is not a golden rule- Cops can and will lie to you, they make and bend their own rules all the time for their own benefit. I'm not perfect; but I don't abuse my spouse 40% of the time, align with white supremacists or enforce poverty so you be the judge
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ladythatsmyskull · 1 year
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When it’s a vampire but is also a cop.
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teaboot · 2 months
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Favourite things to say before doing something incredibly stupid:
Hey everybody watch this
I'm God's favourite
I'm always right and I'm never gonna die
(Person nearby) gets my crap if I beef it
I'm way too sexy to fuck this up
It's okay I've done this a hundred times
This is gonna to be on purpose
Hello you're watching Jackass
Check out this cool magic trick
If I die I want you to tell people it looked really cool
Wanna see a trick I learned in prison
It's okay, I saw this on TikTok
This is only illegal in Massetchuschessetts
My dad used to do this all the time before the divorce
If you're a cop you have to tell me or it's entrapment*
I'm doing this as a prank
Could a mentally ill person do THIS
Out of two thousand possible futures this is the only way we live
I have to. (Stupid thing I'm doing) killed my mom
The government doesn't want you to know this is even an option
I'm about to become so powerful you have no idea
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butchhatred · 1 year
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lmao the cops told my mom that she doesnt have a right to go to her moms house (my grandmas in the hospital) 💀💀💀💀💀
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theliterateape · 2 years
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of May 22, 2022 — Guns Edition
By David Himmel
• If I manage to somehow get lucky enough to keep my kids alive through school, then at work, then shopping at a grocery store, and avoid any terrible illness, they still end up much like me. They’re fucked.
• Nothing like shopping for a Kevlar backpack for your pre-schooler before 7 a.m. only to learn than none on the market protect against a blast from an AR-15.
• Uvalde cops lie. They are cowards. They are partly responsible for the death of 19 children and two adults. But, hey, at least they got to return home safely to their family so they can talk about how hard their job is—handcuffing parents who are begging them to be brave and do the thing they swore to do: protect their community.
• My hope is that the Uvalde cops are all God-fearing Christians so that they can burn in the very hell they made up for people just like themselves.
• Can’t prevent all evil. But we can reduce it. And this gun/mental health/shitty cops thing is a lot to unpack and fix. But, c’mon, we need to have an actual conversation to begin the hard work. It is cowardice to not do so. You hear me, NRA members? You reading this, GOP? This making sense to you, Officer Krupke? Oh, and Gov. Abbott, just curious… you regretting your decision to cut mental health funding in the state? No. Probably not.
• My confidence that this country is not in its final days is running on fumes. And you know what, good. It’s time to take America out back and shoot it. That’s an unfortunate metaphor because really, that’s exactly what we’re doing. Shooting our kids to death and creating a culture of distrust, one without safety is quite literally killing our future.
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mispelled · 8 months
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I've been meaning to draw this for over a year
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The police covered up killing this man for as long as they could. If the shooter doesn’t kill you, the police will.
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pinkeoni · 10 months
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I want a scene in s5 where Dustin and Lucas are the only ones who know that Will and/or Mike is in the Upside Down and they have to come clean to Joyce. Imagine the innate fear of having to look Joyce Byers in the eye and telling her that her son is the Upside Down.
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deadshadowcreature · 2 years
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MONKEY COP AU LETS GO!!!!,,
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rhetthammersmithhorror · 11 months
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WHY DID YOU LIE TO MEEEEEEEEEEE? UHHHHHRRRRREEEE Demon Cop | 1990
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oifaaa · 9 months
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wasn’t dick only a cop briefly for undercover corruption investigation reasons and then he quit anyway because the corruption was so deep there was no digging it out from the inside or did i hallucinate that
Maybe your thinking of a different time dick was a cop the main time or at least the one I think about when people bring up cop dick is during his 90s run in which I'd say he was a cop in bludhaven for the majority of that (if we also count the training) and yeah he definitely said something like he wanted to fix it from the inside but he didn't quiet he was fired which he wasn't happy with bc in his words he loved being a cop
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essektheylyss · 3 months
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continuing my trend of reading and mocking Genius annotations for newly-released for artists who are almost as famous for being misinterpreted as they are for writing incredibly political music: "You know, I don't fucking think Green Day (a band named for doing drugs that were, at the time of naming, illegal) meant the lyric 'Grandma's on the fentanyl' intending to critique widespread drug use as sooo wild and strange. Just a thought."
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angelnumber27 · 3 months
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You lost true friends due to being a crazy person
Uh ma’am this is a mdcdonalds…
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chevaliermalfets · 5 months
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5x14 Internal Affairs // 6x25 Aliyah
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jmkho · 11 months
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