#crackfic ideas

[mycatismyeditor]

Supercorp idea #222

Lena had some thoughts she just wanted to express to someone. Some very gay thoughts. Some very gay thoughts about Supergirl.

So she did what any rational public figure would do. She made an anonymous social media account on a burner phone and vented all her feelings there. Feelings that were apparently appreciated and echoed by approximately 20 thousand other people on a regular basis.

She did not anticipate ever having to explain those posts as herself. She in fact went to great lengths to make sure no one would ever connect her to it.

But even with all her efforts to remain anonymous after three years with the account, posting multiple times a day, she was bound to slip up once. And what a slip up it was.

Now she was sitting in a DEO conference room getting a briefing on her own post about Supergirl and the various ways that highly sensitive information could have gotten leaked.

Which left her with a choice. She could either confess she was behind it, or she could keep her mouth shut and let 46 government agents be interrogated about their social media history and possible interest in being railed by Supergirl over their desks.

She glanced to her left and saw the shocked face of Supergirl as she read more of her posts.

Lena kept her mouth shut.

#supercorp #supergirl #lena luthor #kara danvers #my writing #that's all i have for this one #someone else can have it #supercorp fic #crackfic ideas #just thought i'd share a little something from the wip pile

[iwasforceedagainstmywill]

Rottmnt Headcanons!? not really

More like a crackfic concept really

I've seen the headcanon that Leo or Raph as Casey Junior's Dad (Adoptive dad ) and I like it.

But Imagine if it was biological.

Don't think about the logistics just think about how funny it is.

Because the idea that they discover it in the dumbest way. Like they assume he called (which ever turtle) Dad because they assumed it was a habitual accident from the future or he was adopted by them.

Like he doesn't have any obvious turtle features up front but he likes water a little too much to be a normal human but they assume it's because water was scarce back in his future.

Rats would've been part of his diet regardless of the limited food. (No Donnie not sulking about having to temporarily share his Pinky stash)

Maybe he has that weird killer instinct they have (they were genetically engineered to be soldiers) but once again it deduced he got the trait from living in a literal Apocalypse timeline.

(I like to think depending on the turtle dad Casey would have a different trait. If it's Raph, Casey has a weird tongue, if it's Leo, Casey has glowing stripes that is invisible in most lighting (think blacklight), if it's Mikey, Casey has sunset spots (easily mistaken for scars) and if it's Donnie, Casey has softshell spots and ridges of his back.)

When they finally figure it out it's like: "Why didn't you tell us?" "You didn't ask"

Imagine the reveal was because he can do the eye thing. Like when he's really focused, distracted or angry and they notice and are just like what?

"Wait, humans don't have a third eyelid" "They don't?" "Maybe they evolved in the future" "But can't April do that too?" "That's the reflection of her glasses" "Does Cas- "No Casey does not" "Maybe we should just ask"

"Oh? I got it from my Dad" *Still don't who know that is*

#Rottmnt #Crackfic ideas #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #Rise Casey Jones Jr #Not part of the idea but I like the thought that CJr actually really likes water once he gets used to the copious amounts #His love for it was inherited by Leo who'd take him swimming with him when they found clean enough water source that was undrinkable #sometimes Casey Jr goes swimming with Raph Leo and Donnie to bond (Mikey joins as well sometimes but he doesn't like water as much) #It this a crapost? #They all find out Leo's his dad and Don just goes 'I knew it' and Leo does the same in the reverse scenario.

[hoffmanstits-enjoyer]

hELP i saw one of those unhinged ao3 tag posts, it said 'specifically shoving something up ur ass and not being able to get it out' and when i say i IMMEDIATELY thought of chainshipping-

different first meeting AU anyone?

#CACKLING #idk why i just thought 'but omg wouldn't it be so goddamn funny if they met at the hospital-' #idk how that would go #but damn the levels of incredibly awkward and the amount of jokes adam could make- #internally groaning that 'ofc it had to be the hottest doctor in the building' #make it weirdly vulnerable and cute somehow bc thats their fucking thing (i hate them) #chainshipping #first meeting au #crackfic ideas #i guess

[negativepeanuthoarder]

Sapnap as the child of a divorced friend group with split custody getting awkwardly shuffled between dnf/cuckboy's houses because dnf get him all week but cuckboy has weekend custody.

Every week it's the same charade.

"Why are we doing this?"

"Because DREAM decided to be a dick and steal my girlfriend, that's why."

"Because we need to keep the peace with Punz. He only has weekend custody, that was the compromise."

"Guys I'm 23."

#discourse #crackfic ideas

[kivrin]

But what if DCS Foyle met Capt Bridger.

...oh my sweet Lord I just thought of c. 1993 Stacy Haiduk in 1940s dress and I need about sixty million minutes.

#seaquest #seaQuest dsv #foyle's war #crackfic ideas

[theresamouseinmyhouse]

every day i think about tim drake being an international art thief wanted by interpol in the rr comics and i think about the sheer volume of comedy that could potentially have

#tim drake #Alvin Draper #red robin 2009 #So much crackfic potential #His first appearance was breaking into dick graysons apartment and now hes breaking into museums god bless #fic ideas #Interpol wants him💀💀 #This is not the first time hes been wanted by the government #Tim Drake has committed such large volume of crimes in his comics preboot/pre flashpoint era #I love he<3 #Him and cass should commit some crimes together. For fun.

[total-drama-brainrot]

Alenoah Week 2024: Day 4 - "Vampire AU"

Chapter 1. AN: Special fangz (get it, cuz Im goffik) 2 my new bf (ew not that way) owen, 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Ale ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rock 2! MCR ROX! Hi my name is Noah Dark'ness Dementia Raven Mudaliar and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and deep brown eyes like the abyss and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I as because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire and my teeth are sharp as knives. I have dull, ashen skin. I'm also a contestant on Total Drama, and I'm currently flying around the world on the Total Drama Jumbo Jet during its third season (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love hot topic and I steal all my clothes from Gwen's luggage, since she buys all her clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, crimson fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking around the jet. It was snowing and raining outside, causing a lot of turbulence, which I was kind of annoyed with. Team Amazon stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. "Hey Noah!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Alejandro Burromuerto! "What's up Alejandro?" I asked. "Nothing." he said shyly. But then, I heard the rest of our team call me and I had to go away. AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!

My Immortal if it was good.

#i'm sorry #i'm blaming astro for this one actually. that “alejandro gets sold to 1d” crackfic idea was the catalyst for this monstrosity. #to be fair it's hard to separate the concept of a vampire au from THE vampire fanfiction of the century #total drama #td alejandro #td noah #alenoah #alenoahweek2024 #shitposting #tw blood #⬅ for the background on the drawings #copypasta

[tethered-heartstrings]

sometimes the most challenging part of writing smut is justifying and explaining how they just magically had lube with them

#nobody dare come to me about spit being lube i will strike you down #they are in an empty church help #i think i have an idea that is a bit crackfic but whatever #i will never write them not using lube #the speaking clown

[camels-pen]

Hey, you guys know the headcanon that Jason still has an autopsy scar?

Consider a moment in a dp dc crossover where Danny was vivisected by someone and has his own Y scar and the batfam, or at least Jason, know at this point that he's a halfa.

Ignoring the angst part, I'd like to imagine Danny seeing Jason's scar for the first time and eventually working up the nerve to ask about it. Jason says it's not a pleasant reminder (that he's died before) and would rather not talk about it. This leads into Danny accidentally hinting at having the same scar on himself (from the vivisection) and Jason just tells him he doesn't need to explain, that Jason gets it and if Danny wants to talk about it/talk about the feelings regarding it, Jason will always lend an ear, no problem.

And Danny is overwhelmed because he never had anyone to talk about it with before; he didn't want to worry his friends/make them feel bad for taking so long to rescue him and Jason speaks bluntly like, all the time, so if he says he'll always lend an ear and it's no problem? Danny just straight up starts bawling.

So they have their little bonding moment and Danny promises to talk with Jason about it eventually. And he does! He absolutely does. There are vague phone calls and overall lots of talk about feelings in the moment. Jason doesn't entirely relate with Danny's feelings sometimes, but he chalks it up to them being different people, Danny being half-ghost, not actually knowing how Danny died, etc etc

(Other times Jason can relate far far too well. Sometimes he relates so much he has to ask Danny to give him time to prevent or manage a panic attack. Sometimes he has to ask for a topic change or to cut the call short, even on his best days. It's frustrating.)

One hot summer day, the batfam decide to have a pool day and they invite Danny to come hang out.

Danny shows up, realizes pool day means going to the pool in their backyard, and has a grand old time. None of the batfam mention his scar, assuming it's like Jason's, and he doesn't mention their scars either.

It's snack time, everybody's got watermelon slices curtosy of Alfred and Danny and Jason are lounging by the pool.

Everything's great.

Someone mentions how Danny is kinda like a mini-Jason because they're both slouched against their chairs and eating in massive bites and spitting their watermelon seeds into the fire pit nearby.

Jason flips them off and Danny says "thanks, it's the vivisection scar"

And everyone goes silent.

Then they're all yelling, "THE WHAT?!"

Cue the batfam realizing very quickly that despite being pretty good at communication sometimes, they definitely dropped the ball here.

-

"Kid- Danny." Jason lowered his tone, something a bit more similar to the voice he used for traumatized kids. "You were vivisected?"

Danny raised an eyebrow. "Uh, yeah. So were you." He jabbed a thumb towards Jason's chest. "That's how you got that scar."

"This is my autopsy scar."

Danny blinked. "Oh." He blinked again, harder this time. He took in a shaky breath. "So, all that stuff you said before was a lie?"

Jason baulked. "No! No, absolutely not. All of it was true, I just thought..."

"You thought it was about my death?"

Jason nodded. "Danny, if I knew, I would've told you exactly what this scar was from immediately. I promise this wasn't a bat thing."

Danny took several deep breaths. "Okay.... Okay."

-

And then uhhh, big talk with lots of feelings and Danny ends up being given a very nice hug from Jason and becomes trapped in his arms/lap for a while like a teddy bear.

As he's falling asleep, Danny mentions having gotten his scar almost six months ago and Jason goes a little feral because he knows that Danny's been dead for well over a year and goddamnit he thought the vivisection was what caused Danny to become a halfa. But now that all the emotions have been dealt with and Danny's nearly asleep, he's reminded of the person who gave Danny his scar rising to the top of his hit list. Or beat-within-an-inch-of-their-life list, if he has to play by bat rules.

When he side eyed Bruce and saw his thunderous gaze with a cracked glass of lemonade in his hand, however, Jason thought he might have more leeway than usual.

#DPxDC #dp dc crossover #danny fenton #jason todd #nemotime #this started out as an idea for a crackfic #with miscommunication and Danny scaring the batfam shitless about the vivisection thing #and now it is angst #watermelon inaccuracies #i dont know shit about watermelons or their seeds #idk if its safe to spit the seeds in a firepit so uhhh do your research kids #long post #i love how i started this post with 'ignoring the angst stuff...' *proceeds to write angst stuff*

[unexpectedstormy]

Story idea where it's gang meet Wild except Wild is wearing each Link's clothes when he finds each of them.

#spiderman meme #haha #crackfic #lu wild #stormy idea #I mean story idea

[cannot-be-cyn]

idk the setting but 'tis a crackfic au with a crackpair of lee sookyung/han sooyoung. so, the premise of this au is han sooyoung decided to pursue lee sookyung because she's not only a hot milf, but also to slip and make every "your mother" jokes at kim dokja's expense as bonus; also calling herself kim dokja's evil stepmom slash mother-in-law since she's also technically yoo joonghyuk's mother to the aggravations of both men.

#there's no plot yet for this crackfic au just an idea #i should not be here posting this but this idea just kept on gnawing at my brain #and prevented me from doing what i should be doing in the first place #han sooyoung #lee sookyung #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #crack pairing #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscient reader #orv fic

[amarriageoftrueminds]

hannigram fake dating au? yeah but consider: a fake dating AU where it's actually Will and Alana who have to fakedate at first and Hannibal keeps 'accidentally' interrupting and third-wheeling, fucking up the case and he's so dreadfully sorry about it, honestly 😔

bonus: + both of them assuming it was because he has a thing for… Alana + Hannibal's sabotage 'unwittingly' produces circumstances that just confirm how much Will/Alana don't work (oh dear, how unfortunate) + so they have to try Will/Hannibal for the case instead + socialites now eyeing Will, turning up with a different person on his arm in the same week, like '…is he an escort??' + Killer-of-the-Week abducting Will to punish him for being such a treacherous hoe

#hannigram #crackfic idea #hannibunny #ficbunny #au idea #amotm this is my design #fake dating au #with a twist! #incidentally it is never hard to tell when I've been at the ol' kinkmemes again LOL #hannibal nbc #murder husbands

[imur223]

Imagine All Might gets hit with some mind reading quirk from a villain and they just. Stop for a moment. Look at him, absolutely blown away by all the ISSUES this man has. Their partner asks if he did something horrible, and they just turn to them, turn back toward All Might and just…

“GO TO THERAPY! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?”

#shitpost #shitpost? #lol #bnha #boku no hero academia #all might #yagi toshinori #crackfic idea

[eldewinddolly]

Little Holly ! 🔥

… Yeah. You don’t wanna mess with her.

#holly short #artemis fowl #fowldom #drawing #fanart #half goblin holly for the win #I know Holly is supposed to be born around 1920s but I realized it too late #I wish I had incorporated roaring twenties design nods but alas #maybe next time #crackfic idea : what if Artemis had abducted Holly when she was the fairy equivalent of twelve years old #option 1 Butler threatens to resign and they abort mission #option 2 Holly kicks their butt #terrible idea either ways

[iceywrites]

Porsche: So...what attracted you to him? Porsche: money? Porsche: looks? Porsche: tiddies? Porsche: his madness- Pete: food. It was the food. Porsche: Porsche, tearing up: oh my god that is so deep Pete: is it? Porsche: Kinn can't cook without burning down the house Porsche: we're going to starve Kinn: what? no- Pete, hugging Porsche tightly: it's okay. You can come over whenever you want. Vegas: no- Vegas, to Kinn: YOU HAD ONE JOB YOU BITCH Kinn: SHUT UP ASSHOLE

#crackfic idea: vegaspete and kinnporsche double date #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche #vegaspete #vegas theerapanyakul #kinn theerapanyakul #kinn x porsche #porsche kittisawasd #pete phongsakorn #pete saengtham #porsche pachara #vegas x pete

[kingsnake101]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - Fandom Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Four & Hyrule & Legend & Sky & Time & Twilight & Warriors & Wild & Wind (Linked Universe), Four & Warriors (Linked Universe) Characters: Four (Linked Universe), Yiga Clan (Legend of Zelda), Warriors (Linked Universe), the others might join at some point Additional Tags: Minish Four (Linked Universe), Crack, Kidnapping, Misunderstandings, Four (Linked Universe)-centric, Yiga!Four, Kinda, Master Banana Summary:

When Four, stuck in his minish form, is dropped into the middle of the Yiga clan's base, he fears the worst. He would have never expected to be named a messenger of Ganon by the clan's leader. But there he was, forced to play the part of Master Banana until his brothers found him. He hoped they would soon. He was getting really tired of bananas.

I have a bunch (haha) of ideas for this. I might even make a oneshot book, who knows :>

This is somewhat of a simpler version, I have another idea that involves Twilight/Wolfie that I’ll put under the cut.

So Four keeps trying to get out, but the Yiga keep a close eye on him and he never gets to leave. In this version, either the Yiga know sign or they all learn it because it is the “language of ganon”. Eventually, he convinces them to let him go on a mission.

When he’s on the mission, he runs into the chain. He doesn’t want to blow his cover just in case, so he throws himself at Twilight/Wolfie. Wolfie can understand him, and he tells him “its me smithy I need you to kidnap me” and throws himself into Wolfie’s mouth. Twilight is confused but goes along with it

Twi and Four get captured and brought back to the base. In a last ditch effort to save Twilight, Four tells them “uhhh ganon is telling me that this beast will become my servant! He is lending me his power!” He starts telling Twi the plan in minish speak (which the yiga think is ganon’s language because of course they do). Twi even uses some twilight magic to create little wispy bits. So now they’re both stuck in the Yiga base, and Twi has to pretend to be under Four’s control. Four also tells them that Twi can’t eat bananas because “he doesnt deserve them” (he doesn’t want Twi to suffer like he has the past 2 months). Four doesn’t know if he can eat the dubious meat they give to Twi, but he will try if it means he gets to eat anything that isn’t bananas.

Thank you for listening to my rant about stupid au :>

If anyone wants to use this idea, I would love that! Just tag me so I can see it :D

#lu four #word vomit #lu wolfie #lu twilight #master banana #lu crackfic #yiga clan #idk anymore #unhealthy amounts of banana consumption #linked universe fanfiction #linked universe #I have so many stupid ideas for this you dont even know #sorry if the word dump seems a little flat #maybe removing a few periods would help