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the104yearoldvirgin · 4 years

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Some stoner at Forks High: Yo Emmett, I saw you chuck Alice across the forest last weekend when I was smoking in up in a tree and the impact probably should have killed her. Are you guys, like, lowkey immortal?

Emmett, immediately:

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thegayesttwilightpage · 4 years

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Swan Twins and Cullen College Au Halloween Addition

Beau and Bella (once Beau manages to drag her out of bed) volunteer at a local pumpkin patch in Forks to help raise money for local farms. During their second year at college, Beau convinces Edward and his family to come out to a pumpkin patch despite it being a super sunny day and their definitely vampire-ness showing through.

"Beau I don't think this is a good idea." Edward, constant worrier, and being stared at very concernedly by a mother and her five year old.

Alice jumping around, throwing leaves and talking to all the students who are volunteering at the pumpkin patch.

Jasper in his uniform looking moody by the hayride.

Rosalie posing for some pictures with some teenagers who want to try and recreate her look next Halloween.

Emmett wrestling with some football players and letting people smash pumpkins across his back.

"Edward it's Halloween, no one is going to know the difference." Beau

"Yeah they will either think you guys are amazing at studio cosmetics or just realize how ugly you all really are." Bella

"I heard that Bella Swan!" Rosalie

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the104yearoldvirgin · 4 years

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The Cullen men be like...

Carlisle: Even though I am a monster I must cling to my humanity by doing good deeds!

Edward: I am damned to an eternity in Hell so I must protect the honor and life of my true love.

Jasper: Despite my terrible and violent past, all I want is to keep my new family safe and learn to control myself.

Emmett:

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the104yearoldvirgin · 4 years

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Emmett, alone in the middle of the forest: Can you hear the drums Fernando? I remember long ago another starry night like this. In the firelight, Fernando! You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your guitar.

Emmett (flinging himself to the ground for dramatic effect, knowing full well no one is watching): Fernandoooooo!

Meanwhile at the Cullen Residence

Bella: Where’s Emmett?

Everyone, in unison: It’s ABBA night.

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the104yearoldvirgin · 4 years

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I don’t even need to read Midnight Sun to know exactly how cringey and wild Eddie is going to act:

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the104yearoldvirgin · 4 years

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Carlisle: Have you seen Emmett?

Bella: No, but I can find him for you in like two seconds. YOU GOT THE LIMO OUT FRONT!

Emmett, slamming into the sliding glass door: OO-WA-OO!

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the104yearoldvirgin · 4 years

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Jasper: Am I allowed to go to the graduation party?

Esme: Did you do your homework?

Bella: Homework?

Jasper: (holds up an iPad with this on the screen)

Jasper: I’m not allowed to go to another party until I watch all the episodes and write an essay explaining what I learned.

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the104yearoldvirgin · 4 years

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Edward giving himself a pep talk in the mirror before school:

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the104yearoldvirgin · 4 years

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Bella and Emmett pretended that Edward was invisible for April Fool’s one year but Edward cried so hard that Bella had to end the joke early.

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the104yearoldvirgin · 4 years

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Esme desperately trying to get her family to make Edward’s human girlfriend a decent meal without burning down the house:

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the104yearoldvirgin · 4 years

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Jasper refuses to call Carlisle’s place of work anything other than the “Yee Hawspital”

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the104yearoldvirgin · 4 years

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My loving boyfriend, explaining The Witcher’s video game lore to me: So Geralt and his Witcher brothers, the guys who were raised and trained with him, they’re like a whole squad of Emmetts! Wait, no. Lambert is the Emmett, Eskel is Jasper, and Geralt is Edward. But there are no women or parents so they’re just Emmett, Jasper, and Edward if they were like...feral.