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hornetnests · 8 months

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my genshin curse

#𓆤 hornet talks #genshin impact #genshin #hydro characters avoid me #why do you do this #i only have barbara #only her #my curse #i am dehydrated #barbara cannot provide enough #cursed genshin

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art-making-grat · 1 year

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so i was doing my routine photo shoot for when I get new characters I like and this happened

#scaramouche #cursed genshin #incorrect genshin images #gi #genshin #genshin impact #balladeer #fatui #scara #wanderer #anemo #wth

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cuchinka · 2 years

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So, these are "holy papers" of my friends and me that we created while at school from our totally random thoughts (mostly Genshin things). Without context. There is no context.

Also please understand that we made this just for fun and we don't mean to offend characters mentioned there in any way and everything there was just totally random things.

Translation for some of the quotes:

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1) Zdeněk- me and my friend's pencil, I might post it here

2) Bordelmamá Zhongli- Can be translated into something like brothelmommy Zhongli (Don't ask please)

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1) The thing that is written in pencil which is almost invisible says: Childe's child, Raiden Shotgun, Maiden Shotgun and *angry boiling emergency food noises*

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1) Childe má salmonelu- Childe has salmonella (a bit of backstory: there was some news article about something with chocolate eggs and salmonela or something)

2) Beidou má knírek- Beidou has a moustache

3) Každý region má svého fuckboye- Every region has its fuckboy

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1) Cizí žebra ehe- Someone else's ribs ehe

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1) "Rovné" české silnice- "Smooth/straight" czech roads

Now explanation for some of these quotes:

1) Albedo got hit by a crashing plane- this is based on chat with Albedo AI, where for some reason plane crashed onto his house

2) Furry Zhongli- Zhongli has his dragon form. That dragon has fur, therefore it's Zhongli's fursona, which leads to conclusion that Zhongli is a furry.

3) Albedo's twt @ bitchinpics is also based on chat with his AI

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clouvu · 12 days

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Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love, mine, all mine

#genshin impact #arlecchino #peruere #clervie #ouhhhhhhhh im never gonna be able to emotionally recover from watching that animated short #ever since it came out a couple days ago just thinking of these two makes me feel like my heart is physically being ripped in half #i cant stop thinking about how Clervie was the only person in Arlecchino's life that she truly loved #like dont get me wrong Arlecchino loves her children in her own detached-fucked up way as much as any person with her amount of trauma can #but Clervie meant so much to her that even just her presence alone kept Arle's curse at bay #and it seems that no one other than Clervie herself has ever been able to break this unemotional/detached wall that Arle has put up #and maybe no one else ever will #DONT GET ME WRONG I still fw arle x other female harbingers like that shit is still peak #but oh my god the idea that arle never moved on after clervie's death and will never love anyone the way she loved her makes me want to SOB

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tunapesto · 5 months

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so when I die which I must do,

could it shine down here with you?

#genshin impact #furina #focalors #my love is mine all mine....#hhuhuhuhu i just realized how well that song fits furina-focalors as characters and their story #a love for humanity so strong that as a god youd fracture and sacrifice your divine self to live out #the true limits and capabilities of humanity. to feel and love and all there is to know #art #the caption is focalors curse BTW (real information)

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aha-chuu · 7 months

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Things Wriothesley has canonically done (according to his voiceline leaks)

"escaped" from his foster home as a child (Fontaine has a bad track record with orphans)

Been homeless

Killed his foster parents (??) (apparently for good reason)

Picked a new name from an obituary (bonus points for knowing it would be hard to pronounce and going for it exactly for that reason & more dramatic reasons)

Spent almost half his life in prison

Finessed the prison trading system so hard that he became richer than all the other inmates combined

Wrote a book in prison about working out (it's very popular?? Okay, babe)

Successfully turned all the other inmates against the adminstration after the warden took all of Wriothesley's money

Beat the warden in an honourable duel (allowed by even the other guards), until the warden fled the prison

Did that on his final day, meaning there was no head administrator to sign Wriothesley's release forms

Walked into the warden's office, signed off his own release and immediately took over the job

(everyone just accepted this???? What kind of job market?????)

Made the prison so profitable that he was awarded the title of "Duke" by Neuvillette for his contributions to the economy

Hid his vision for his entire prison sentence, all the way to until becoming a duke

Is now just insanely rich. Joining the Ayato & Diluc club??

Went swimming in diluted primordial water (hun????? Go to the doctor????)

#genshin impact #Wriothesley #Genshin leaks #babe!! the trauma #it's the cryo curse isn't it #kaeya rosaria freminet qiqi ffs no one can escape it #even Diona got the alcoholic dad #is layla traumatised?? not sure #uni traumatises me weekly tbf

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gaystims · 9 months

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Drown him by tartaglianui

#stim #gifs #water #plushies #grey #gray #orange #ajax #tartaglia #childe #waves #cursed stim #cursed #genshin impact #genshin

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allisamemory · 6 months

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4.2 / Masquerade of the Guilty Spoilers

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Focalors: i created a perfect human

Neuvillette: you fucked up a perfectly good human is what you did. look at her, she’s got anxiety

#genshin impact #masquerade of the guilty spoilers #Neuvillette #focalors #furina #idk why but this is what came to my mind first when focalors was like ‘so anyways i cursed her’#if i were neuvi i would have slapped focalors tbh #incorrect quotes

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m1d-45 · 3 months

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just a small idea since you said you had a lil writers block: since wushi (lion dance) is used for important events/occasions and to honor special guests, maybe you could write about how ga-ming does a lil performance for creator?

- curse anon

vanguard’s fortune

note: this is not what you asked ! i thank you so much though

word count: 1k

-> warnings : written prior to 4.4, lots of “if you know you know” spoilers for liyue archon, story, and hangout quests, but nothin big

-> gn reader (you/yours)

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despite everything, ga ming knew he was lucky.

he certainly didn’t feel like he was. aside from his continued streak of bad luck at his performances, you never attended any of his shows and your vessels never gave him so much as a second glance. you’ve walked right by him on the street before—and yes, he knows you don’t ‘see’ most of liyue, but he was in the middle of a dance. he’s certain that word must have spread at least somewhat, but even when he put on a show during the last lantern rite, you didn’t attend. it was as if you didn’t even know he was there, skipping his meager stage to meet up with yun jin.

part of him wondered if you simply disliked liyue, but that was easily proven false. you took the time to accompany chongyun on his patrols, xiangling was more than happy to talk about when you’d helped her in a competition in mondstat, and you’d even fetched ingredients for the wangsheng consultant last year. it was the simple fact that you had nothing against liyue, and he was an outlier.

and yet, he was blessed. vision wielders were rare on their own, and only a thin sliver of them had constellations. he was incredibly lucky to be one of the few within your spotlight of attention, but he never felt the love that was supposed to come with it. yes, he had a vision, the lion carved on the back a figure he’s long memorized, but even the latest of liyuen rotations had a chance to exist by your side. though the others always tried to reassure him, their words fell flat. xingqiu had recieved his vision long before he became a vessel, but he had several turns in the sky to try. chongyun was largely ignored and ningguang was rarely missing from the jade palace, but that information didn’t help as much as they thought it did.

he didn’t care that he wasn’t a vessel (as much as one couldn’t care about such a thing) so much as he was ignored. you fought by ningguang’s side and helped yanfei out of the chasm, but he’d never even heard his name thrown your direction. it could be argued that he was being selfish or even egotistical, but he didn’t think so. sword and strongbox secure transport agency was a well-known name throughout liyue, and yet you’d never so much as heard a rumor. it didn’t affect his business—nor did he want your attention for business purposes—but with you helping a film show (at least now he knew you enjoyed theater) in fontaine, he may or may not have been hoping that yilong wharf’s name might have been passed your way.

it hadn’t been, though. his days went on and he continued his rounds as usual, doing his best to promote his dance and maybe getting a few mora thrown his way in return if he was lucky.

but that was fine. irritating, sure, but fine. liyue was in the tail end of preparations for this year’s lantern rite, and he was set on attending. as soon as the ministry of civil affairs opened applications for performers, he’d done his best to secure himself a stage. nobody had given him a secure word, though, saying that it was “up to divine guidance” as if your traveler hadn’t taken the transport up to the jade chamber last week. yes, you often found other things to do during lantern rite, digging into liyue’s past, but you still attended the scheduled events. you still walked the streets and saw the stalls, and there was no way that the entirety of the main road was already taken up when he’d made a point of asking early.

it was because they saw him as a guard first and a dancer second. most people did, and he was lucky they’d given him uncertainty over a guaranteed rejection. the only reason they did at all was because of the constellation etched into his vision, and he was lucky to have that too. he was lucky to have this chance when most street performers could only dream of performing at the lantern rite.

‘lucky.’ it was an accurate word, but one he was beginning to get tired of hearing.

it was fine, though. he was determined—his vision blazed as he left the ministry’s office, a constant warmth at his side—to prove himself, determined to perform for you. he didn’t know when his chance in the stars would be, or when he’d have his time by your side, but he would make the most of each day until then. when, not if, he did, he would do everything in his power to make the best impression possible.

he gave a few polite waves to various merchants as he walked through liyue, making the familiar trek over the bridge and past the gate. the millelith didn’t stop him, and he didn’t stop to say hello, only lingering long enough to acknowledge them with a quick nod. he knew liyue’s hills and they knew he did too, easily navigating to a quiet, flat space of plain. the threat of hillichurls was a constant outside the harbor, but he didn’t let that stop him, confident despite the growing twilight.

ga ming reached into his inventory and pulled on his mask, hands easily finding the controls for the massive puppet. he took a breath, then began to dance, his feet sweeping over the quiet grass.

he had no guarantee when or if he’d receive the chance to chance to win your favor. but if you chose to have him on your stage, he was determined to put on the best show you’d ever seen.

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dulcesiabits · 7 months

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My poor little meow meow who is just doing her best and is so so bad at her job and just likes to play with cats and doesn’t have the power to defend herself from assassination attempts and cries herself to sleep 😔 she is the best archon to ME. I would never let this happen to her

#liya chats #genshin impact #furina #genshin spoilers #I. hm.#I find it interesting that arle doesn’t believe furina is the real archon and says she’s been cursed #which makes me wonder if her real power has been sealed away #and I don’t doubt that Furina is trying to save her people #but that her efforts aren’t enough #it seems like she’s doing her best but doesn’t have an actual plan in mind?#like it’ll work out as long as she tries #she has the energy but no direction so she’s just spinning in circles

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leawesomesloth · 8 months

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Wait… that’s not a glitch!!

This is in regards to the recent debacle of hackers using Kaveh (and his core blooming abilities) to maliciously delete items in other players’ worlds. Please don’t accept co-op from people you don’t know and trust for the time being!! The damage is irreversible!

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laindir · 3 months

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was keysmashing with @frandulent and we have concluded that this, essentially, is the ending of Al-Haitham's Story Quest lol.

#genshin impact #alhaitham #kaveh #kavetham #al-haitham #lol here’s your cursed sh1tpost fran #this has been haunting me for 2 days i hope you're happy #hoyo couldn’t have dropped a bigger anvil than this tbh...#i love one (1) vocaloid mister darcy #edits #tldr keysmashing with feels

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clouvu · 9 days

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Mother and Father 🫶

#genshin impact #arlecchino #peruere #clervie #arlevie #CANON CANT HURT ME IF IM DELUSIONAL ENOUGH!!!!#I feel like im a peasant who was just struck with the bubonic plague #they're rotting my brain so fucking bad ive yet to have a moment of peace since the animated short dropped #head in hands shaking crying throwing up because Clervie would've been a wonderful mother to the hoth children #the way she would've given them all the genuine affection and care she never received from her own mother #Not to mention she wouldve had arle's curse in check and softened her out around the edges for the children as well

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asmoslverboy · 3 months

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Dottore takes notice. He observes your every mood. He knows how you feel and what reaction any scenario would get out of you. He's known you far too long to ever be confused or surprised by your emotions, your tactics, anything at all to do with how you function.

But one thing he can never understand is your view of self. You, a man who sees beauty in all beings. A man who appreciates art; who can see and interpret a vision from something as small as a cube painted on paper. You, who has never once spoken ill of another person's hard work.

So how is it, that every time you create your own little things; whether it be poems, or paintings of abstract nature, or add color to any dull ordinary object, you degrade your passion and yourself alike.

Dottore is a man who embraces oneself; one's desires, one's passions, and one's drives. He can see flaws and perfections and think the exact same of them. On himself, and on others, and on you. With that in mind, he'd never wish to change the tiniest attribute on you.

But oh, if only he could begin to understand a way, to somehow alter just the smallest part of your mind, to somehow make you treat and judge yourself with the same way you do those around you. To somehow help you forgive, accept, yourself as you do with all but you.

Perhaps he's not too above experimenting on you. He could strap you down on his table, give you a dosage enough to have you dose off for a couple days, and slowly pick apart each "volume" of your brain. He could, perhaps, change you, perfect you wholy, without changing your core being.

// hi :3 sorry for the lack of posts I've been going insane!!

#got hell of a writers blocj #also! the “fanfiction writer” curse got to me #my episodes have been far worse and im slowly going back to my drinking addiction #situation at homes much worse too lols!#this is funny to me actually #anyway #il dottore #dottore x male reader #il dottore x reader #dottore x reader #genshin impact x male reader #genshin impact x reader #male reader

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insertsomthinawesome · 10 months

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Vibrates intensely in emotional reunion.

Look I know this is now how it went 😔 but I really wanted to use this quote for these two (its from How to Train your Dragon 2), imagine Dainsleif feeling so much joy and relief upon finding the Lost Prince alive and well, him showing more vulnerability than Paimon and Lumine have ever seen. ITS NOT CANON, BUT IT COMPELS ME!!! xD

-NO ROMANCE INCLUDED-

#genshin impact #Kaeya alberich #dainsleif #dainsleif the bough keeper #kaeya genshin impact #dainsleif genshin impact #Isa's fanart #insertsomethinawesome #June2023 #The shading on this got so wildly out of control SDFLJSDLKGJSDLGSD #I told myself it would be simple. Then I didn't make it simple #tis my curse. I let these things get out of hand xD #Sometimes its good and fine!!! But other times i need to. Not #So I actually finish projects and don't keep perpetuating my perfectionism #THAT BEING SAID THO I LOVE HOW THIS TURNED OUT #Httyd 2 my beloved #I love this quote in the original context ;;v;;#and I like getting to abuse it for other contexts >:3c #Let dainsleif be soft. and also force him to take a break and a nap asdlfJSDLGKJSDGLKJSD

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earphonejackx · 4 months

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✶﹒ AN: happy new year’s everyone! I’m glad to be back

✶﹒ Street racer! ningguang x f!reader

✶﹒ Cursing, SLIGHT NSFW(not smut), making out, possessive behavior

✶﹒Street racer! Ningguang who purposely goes out of her way to make out with you on her car before the race, so she can let the others know that you’re all hers.

✶﹒Street racer! Ningguang who always insists to drive, anywhere you go. She needs you to be her passenger princess ;( “C’mon babe, you don’t even have to lift a finger.”

✶﹒Street racer! Ningguang who always puts her hand on your thigh as she drives. She likes to hold it for comfort ;)

✶﹒Street racer! Ningguang who tells you to fix your attitude, as your slammed her car door. “Fix that attitude before I fuck it out of you.” After that you couldn’t walk for days.

✶﹒Street racer! Ningguang who is always standing on business. She knows what she wants and shell get it. That includes winning the race for you <3

✶﹒Street racer! Ningguang who loves it when you tease her! It makes her more mad during the race so she can bring all that energy in the bed with you ;))

✶﹒Street racer! Ningguang who almost got into a fight with one of the contestants named Beidou. She tried to hit on you during down time but Beidou decided to make a challenge…

✶﹒Street racer! Ningguang who was mad when she found out if Beidou won the race she’d want her to share you with her! Absolutely not, Ningguang couldn’t let her win.

✶﹒Street racer! Ningguang who ended up tying with Beidou in the race. She couldn’t believe she lost, but she wasn’t about to give you up that quickly.

✶﹒Street racer! Ningguang who made love to you on her car for everyone to see including Beidou to show everyone who you belong to. Her.

#earphonejackx #x reader #soft icons #x y/n #headcanon #genshin fluff #genshin smut #lady ningguang #ningguang x you #Ningguang x fem reader #ningguang x reader #street racer au #ningguang smut #tw possessive behavior #tw slightly suggestive #making out #wlw x reader #wlw post #tw cursing

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