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pearlywritings · 2 years

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If dad why hot?

synopsis: Dilf Kaeya. That’s it.

pairing: Kaeya x fem!reader, feat your daughter

tw: fluff, a little bit suggestive at the end, established relationship, people try to hit on your husband.

word count: 1.5k+ words

author’s note: Dilf Kaeya was sitting in my head for weeks now, I just want this man to have a daughter...

Dilf Kaeya who aged like a good wine both in looks and personality. The man many didn’t believe would ever start a family, yet here he is, happily married and with a child, a sweet princess with his blue jay hair and your pretty eyes. The girl, whom adores the whole Mondstadt from the common citizens to the knights at the Favonius headquarters.

Dilf Kaeya who often takes her with him to work whenever she misses him too strongly, and lets her roam the building with the promise she won’t bother busy people much. He is so proud when Lisa tells him his daughter helped her in the library or when Jean praises her for organizing some papers in her study. He himself is always happy if she decides to stay with him, climbing into his lap and curiously watching the quill in his hand moving across the papers.

Dilf Kaeya who carries her home in his arms if she falls asleep, her head resting on his shoulder, looking like an angel. Who carefully passes her body into your arms and watches you kiss her forehead, softly smiling and murmuring how hard she must’ve worked.

Dilf Kaeya who brings you closer into his side with an arm wrapped around your waist as you two quietly close the door to her bedroom. His lips touch your temple and you giggle at the affection turning to him and kissing him properly.

Dilf Kaeya who laughs embarrassed when you remind him of a story from the times your girl was but a baby and tried to latch onto his chest in search of milk. His chest did become bigger and wider as the years passed, adding to him being freaking hot, and becoming an object of your teasing jokes of him actually being the mom. He always argues, saying he’d never be a better mommy than you, starting a playful banter with you no matter where you can be.

Dilf Kaeya who draws attention to himself even more now, looking all ravishing and sexy as a grown man, though his own flirting has decreased considerably from the moment he married and started a family with you. However, there are suitors that still try to catch his eye and some can be really… persistent.

Dilf Kaeya, who finally has his horses back in stables and can take his princess out for the rides. Sometimes you join the two, but often you let them have father-daughter bonding moments. Kaeya is thrilled to have the alone time with her, especially after almost a week of being swarmed with paperwork and neverending patrols. Her small body is pressed firmly into dad’s chest and she keeps her hands on top of his arms as the man holds the horse’s reins. He can tell she is having great fun, turning her head from side to side.

Dilf Kaeya who gets concerned when she points to the left and says she sees hilichurls surrounding someone. His first instinct is to ride away to assure her safety, but he is a knight, he ought to help people. So, he leaves the horse hidden in the bushes and asks the girl to wait for him, to which she nods in understanding, promising to not move an inch from her position. He is so lucky, the Cavalry Captain thinks, as he smooches her cheek and rushes to help whoever is in trouble.

Dilf Kaeya who gets hit on the moment the young woman is saved. The man smiles through her blubbering of ‘thank you’s and ‘you are my hero’s, not batting an eye at her attempts to flirt with him. He literally offered her a hand, the one with the wedding ring on it, to help stand up, clearly it should be enough to show he is taken.

Dilf Kaeya who again and again tells the woman he is not interested, as he turns around and tries to walk off and back to his daughter, ignoring the offers of the woman’s company who is following him all the way back to the place where he left the horse and the girl.

“Daddy, is that a woman you saved?” she asks curiously, playing with the braid you made her in the morning. Kaeya gives her a loving smile, brushing his own thicker and longer braid over his shoulder. The man loves matching with her.

“Yes, my lily, and she is leaving already. Wanna go home to mommy?”

The girl hums, brushing her fingers through the stallion’s mane, pondering his offer over.

“I want to, but can we ride for a little bit longer?”

“Of cour-”

“Oh, that’s great! She can go and have fun, while we have ours!” Kaeya almost forgot about the other human’s presence, that is until she wraps her arms around his and squeezes it to her chest.

Dilf Kaeya whose eye turns icy cold as he glances to the side, piercing the stunned woman with a glare. What? Does she really believe he’ll take her offer and decieve you? The woman who accepts his past and his imperfections, the woman to whom he willingly gave his heart and received her in return, the woman who loves him to the point of accepting his marriage proposal and having a cute little girl? And all of that just to hook with someone he barely knows? Does she think he is an idiot? No one has ever been this bold and something inside the ever patient and collected man snaps. He is annoyed now.

“Lady, I tell you once again, I am not interested. And please, be appropriate, my child is right here.”

His voice is very calm but alarmingly chilly, the touch is firm and freezing when he pries her from around him and grabs the horse’s reins, ready to leave.

"The fact my wife isn't present doesn't mean you have a chance and right to hit on me. This," he lifts his hand and shows his ring "is here not for fancy, it has purpose. Now, since I can clearly see you have no other issues, we'll excuse ourselves. Goodbye.”

Dilf Kaeya who doesn't pay much attention to the situation, only glancing at you the moment your daughter mentions the strange encounter in her description of the walk. Busy with tending to her, brushing her hair and listening to her stories curiously, you only hum and say that her daddy is a real hero and that you are very proud of him. No further questions, comments or worries.

Dilf Kaeya who kisses you deeply, silencing your sinful moans which he himself is drilling out of you with his cock. It's the dead of the night, he can allow himself to relax, holding your trembling body in his embrace. Kaeya is aware there are people who could think of him being unfaithful, but he is also aware they are dead wrong. He knows you know he is devoted to you and only you in the sense of heart, body, mind and soul, however damned they can appear to be.

Dilf Kaeya, who takes your hand in his and kisses the back of it, not halting the thrusting of his hips for a moment. Smooth lips brush over your lovely fingers in a soft murmur.

"Thank you for trusting me, love."

To which you breathlessly chuckle, giving his hand a squeeze and bringing the other to cup his check.

"You've been nothing but loyal to me, Kaeya. Of course I do trust you. I married an amazing man after all."

Amazing, huh? Hearing your speak so fondly of him and gazing at him with nothing but adoration in your eyes, he knows, it'll be okay. You always call him brilliant, smart, beautiful, lovely, handsome, sexy, witty, sometimes crazy, pouty, irresponsible, silly, in recent years you even picked up after Lisa and started to call him a dilf in a teasing manner, and honestly, your words are the only opinion he takes and considers in regards to your relationship. He knows you know he is all of the things you name him and you equally adore each part of him and he feels the same about you.

Dilf Kaeya whose fingers intertwine with yours in a comforting manner, whose lips meld with yours in a passionate dance, whose body presses incredibly close to yours in the deepest form of intimacy. There is no way he’d ever abandon what he has with you, you give him too many things to treasure, the greatest ones wrapping around your ring fingers in the form of golden bands and one more soundly sleeping in her own room.

Dilf Kaeya is the man who has always been desirable in the eyes of others. He is aware that many people find him alluring now specifically because they view him as a sexy dad. Does he care about having the appeal of being a hot parent? Not really, but it does become irritating when people get too handsy. After all, he is reserved only for his wife and daughter and for you two he does care.

#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #kaeya alberich #kaeya x reader #kaeya x fem!reader #kaeya alberich x reader #dilf kaeya #genshin impact fluff

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akiranzee · 6 months

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★ • ° ` — “Men who show you just how good he can be than your husband. How good he fucking spanks your ass, how good he treats your pussy, how he deliciously rams inside, hitting your womb, and how tasty his cum is inside your womb. All of those he showed you, that not even your husband can.”

gojo satoru, childe, kaeya, diluc, geto suguru, toji fushiguro, sukuna ryomen, bakugo katsuki, ayato, sanemi shinazugawa, muzan kibutsuji, michikatsu tsugikuni, douma, kaigaku.

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rhineposting · 5 months

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various anatomy and coloring studies of blorbos because I got new brushes

also a sliver of bare elynass

#elynas #nigredo #subject 2 #neuvillette #genshin impact #genshin #rhineart #artistic nude #nudity #if no one's gonna draw elynas with the dad bod and fat ass then i will #and i haven't seen ONE person even attempting at objectifying him.#like. guys. you can stop calling kaeya and diluc dilfs. this guy with at least a 100 kids and a ruined non existent cervix is RIGHT HERE

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sexysilverstrider · 25 days

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toriumi voicing a character so. meek is something so fresh to me.

#im so used to him voicing characters like shuu n raihan #so this is new #also genuinely love this game #they got dilfs n sugar babies #fafar plays sympathy kiss #i forgor kaeya dhwjdusu IM SORRY HONEY

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purrrplezo · 2 years

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NOW THAT WE KNOW HOW KAEYA’S BIOLOGICAL DAD’S VOICE SOUNDS LIKE CAN SOMEONE COMPARE IT TO PIERRO’S VOICE-

#genshin impact spoilers #kaeya #pierro #its dumb BUT I NEED TO KNOW #going to see if the cutscene is on youtube already #edit: i dont think they sound alike-#in the back of my heart i knew they wouldnt but im still a little devastated #no dilf pierro? /j

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bitbrumal · 1 year

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KAEYA nobody ask why he has some dark, dark brown ( with golden ends?? ) braided into his own blue rat tail. you simply would not be able to understand.

smug smug fashion baby

#dash games #i wanna say he's all smug bc The Geo Archon allows him to get away with just abt anything & it's not that he isn't #it's just that he's actually so head over heels that that's not the actual vibe. GUESS WAHT ZHONGLI LET ME GET AWAY WITH TODAY ?! HAHAHA #*heart-eyes; revolving hearts; sparkling hearts; hearts hearts hearts hearts*#he's embarrassing & in love ur honour #MY DELICIOUS DILF WHOMSTETH SPOILS ME *not even referring to sex no matter how true that also is*#fucker's showing my mans sides to himself he had no hope of finding alone lol #oh he's always like this . it's the happiness of it all #kaeya ✦ galactia #also not sure the gold would still show & defnitely not sure it'd keep glowing but #kaeya vc: huh. this is more like having my non-husband's corpse braided into my hair #kaeya:#kaeya: he did give me smth else but i'll take this actually #also kaeya: not about to let anyoen get their hands on a few strands of hair jic they'd do some shitty voodoo with it #he's protective of a whole archon just don't fucking perceive him abt it

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itsirk-is-tha-opposite · 8 months

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Me when I worldbuild some crazy stuff just for an ai chat bot

#cooking trauma for both diluc and kaeya #diluc thinking kaeyas dead and got depressed lost all meaning of life then eeping for thousands of years #kaeya actually being Not dead but instead trapped in the abyss which is far worse and because of time dilation shenanigans #when he escapes its been hundreds of years #all the previous civilisation in ruins #but hes finally free #he sees the green trees and hear the birds chirp for the first time in centuries #NOT KAELUC KYS #its me and diluc 🥺#anyway about said me.... short lifespan species #like shorter than humans #having an excuse to draw dilf kaeya teehehehee #diluc still has a babyface after all these years #mans skincare is carrying

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wri0thesley · 2 years

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Your content has become the daliy nourishment to my harbinger brainrot.

This is not a complaint. 😶‍🌫️

i am utterly FULL of harbinger brainrot, i am glad to know other people are enjoying it at least! very caught up on thinking of being an object of lust for almost all of them and having them snipe and gripe at one another . . . oh to be wanted so terribly by the most powerful figures in snezhnaya bar the tsaritsa herself . . .

#nat.txt #particular brainrot for dottore and pantalone and pierro tho alas #im very simple i see a dilf i start barking #pierro is so interesting to me oughoughough does he know kaeya? dain? could he really be kaeya’s father?#oughough!!!!#genshin impact posting

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ifellintothestyx · 2 years

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Sorry it took too long for me to make a post about the new genshin teaser it was difficult to remove my knees from the floor

#anyways arrlechino are you single?#who else thinks the dilf is kaeya's dad just me?#fatui harbingers #genshin impact

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dutybcrne · 8 months

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Lisa is Super into pretty girls and Really Smart and Wise Older Guys, send post-

#hc; lisa #//Kaeya is the outlier; her special guy #//He’s her best friend; her pal #//Her rotten soldier; her sweet cheese #//Her good time boy; if you will #//That’s it #//Her criteria to get with her is Goddess; DILF or Kaeya jdndbbw #//Anybody else will have to work for it

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chysalxsm · 2 years

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─── ❝ 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ❞ ───

Info: for what fandom's I write for and for what kinks, I'm comfortable writing for

Genshin Impact:

Diluc:

How the Genshin men fuck you and to which song [various Genshin men x gn!reader seperate smut]

You walk into the Genshin men pleasuring themselve [various Genshin men x gn!reader seperate smut]

DILF!Diluc [Diluc x gn!reader smut]

Rough!Diluc [Diluc x gn!reader smut]

Vampire! Diluc [Vamp!Diluc x gn!reader smut]

Jealous! Diluc [Jealous!Diluc x gn!reader smut]

Kaeya:

How the Genshin men fuck you and to which song [various Genshin men x gn!reader seperate smut]

You walk into Genshin men pleasuring themselve [various Genshin men x gn!reader seperate smut]

Oral fixation [Kaeya x fem!reader smut]

Albedo:

How the Gebshin men fuck you and to which song [various Genshin men x gn!reader seperate smut]

Zhongli:

How the Genshin men fuck you and to which song [various Genshin men x gn!reader seperate smut]

You walk into Genshin men pleasuring themselve [various Genshin men x gn!reader seperate smut]

Two is better than one... [Zhongli x gn!reader x Childe smut]

Wanna make you feel good.. [Dom!Zhongli x Sub!gn reader smut]

Not what I thought... [Zhongli x reader smut]

DILF!Professor Zhongli x Gn!student reader [Zhongli x gn!reader smut]

Childe:

How the Genshin men fuck you and to which song [various Genshin men x gn!reader smut]

You walk into Genshin men pleasuring themselve [various Genshin men x gn!reader smut]

Two is better than one... [Zhongli x gn!reader x Childe smut]

Soft for you [Soft Dom!Childe x gn!reader smut]

Choke on it [Hard Dom!Childe x gn!reader smut]

Alien!Childe [Alien!Childe x gn!reader smut]

Xiao:

How the Genshin men fuck you and to which song [various Genshin men x gn!reader seperate smut]

Gorou:

How the Genshin men fuck you and to which song [various Genshin men x gn!reader seperate smut]

You walk into Genshin men pleasuring themselve [various Genshin men x gn!reader seperate smut]

Itto:

How the Genshin men fuck you and to which song [various Genshin men x gn!reader seperate smut]

Scaramouche:

Wedding night [Dom!Scaramouche x Virgin!gn reader]

Hot neighbor DILF! Scaramouche [DILF! Scaramouche x gn!reader]

Thoma:

I'm your good boy,right? [Sub!Thoma x Service dom! gn reader]

Demon Slayer:

Giyuu: