#divorced man

[jaubaius]

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#steveharvey #familyfeud #divorced man #amen #ex wife #it goes so far #funny video #talkingshow

[freefolkfightorflight]

Sometimes I really wonder if I’m the worst person. I can’t even tell y’all the thought I just had. But. Yeah. I’m probably a little bit evil.

#which semi makes sense after my arch villain upbringing and life #but my heart isn’t evil. i literally want the best for everyone #but when I consider myself as part of that everyone #it gets into maybe evil territory #anyways #I just need to find a widower or divored man to love me and my kids and his kids and take care of us #bc I’m failing on my own #or a hit man #kthnxbye #divorced man #not divored lol

[dykealloy]

how does shanks manage to have some kind of sexual tension with every warlord in the sea whilst also having practically zero screen time. ramona-esque dilf of the east blue. luffy wants to be king of the pirates but is stuck sailing through the several deadly seas of his dad's evil exes. they see the straw hat and it activates their fight reflex. half-convinced that shanks gave it away with full knowledge of this

#one piece #son. return my hat after you've defeated my several evil exes #how does one man have so much divorced energy with so many people while also not being present to give this context #monkey d. luffy vs. the world #yeah im still watching the anime #forgive thy sins of weeb posting #opla #shanks #red haired shanks #mishanks #shuggy #CJ's op watch-through

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

remembering the time I tried to explain what good omens was to my art teacher when I animated crowley for my final project and when I said "the Bible but make it gay fanfic between the serpent of eden and guardian of the apple tree", this man perked up and said he would watch it immediately. it was a chill class where everyone just kind of worked with their headphones on and this guy just sat at his desk watching good omens for the rest of class.

a week later it somehow came up in conversation that he had finished the show. when I asked him what he thought he just went quiet then said "... you didn't warn me and I cried an embarrassing amount."

yeah dude thats normal over here welcome to the cult.

edit: I forgot the best part! this was at a fairly conservative, small catholic school with at most 200 kids from preschool to eighth grade. and the fact that he got that excited at the mention of Bible fanfic in this catholic school makes me so happy to think of.

#good omens #aziracrow #final fifteen #i made a grown man cry but the cult has grown #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #go2

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike learns William Afton is a freak

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #michael afton #ballora #toy chica #william afton #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf 2 #sister location #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #what was William Afton cooking #dudes the most divorced man ever I swear #sorry to Michael Afton again for your trauma #that’s rough buddy #Tbh I just really wanted to draw Ballora and Toy Chica #ballora is actually one of my favourite animatronics ever #gotta draw these two again sometime

[golswia]

divorcee meetup

#good omens #good omens fanart #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #aziraphale #crowley #golswia #golswia art #s3au #messing with conceptsss and designss #archangel aziraphale #my best santa beard-man #crowley loosing colors and becoming divorced icon with femme fatale vibes #yes. #if i would do draw their s3 looks how i REALLY think... #crowley would be bald and have long merlin beard #cuz he is drama he is life #smooch that egg #make a scraf with that beard #u go #ohh #and protect the egg with beanie

[bubblingsteam]

Bunch of chilchuck doodles. Trying to figure out how to draw him

#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #chilchuck tims #chilchuck #chilchuck.....save me chilchuck #sorry if you guys followed me for deltarune im obsessed with dungeon meshi now #worlds most divorced man i love you #my art

[moxley]

shout out very specifically to the person holding up this sign during the christian cage vs adam copeland match

#UR RIGHT. OLD MAN YAOI DIVORCE SETTLEMATCH. #aew #adam copeland #christian cage

[daz4i]

mori bro now's your chance. his other ex-husband died man he has no one else to go to you should shoot your shot again come on bro

#SORRY #i miss fukumori. don't get me wrong i loved the old man yaoi divorce and old man yaoi widowing we had here #but maybe fukuzawa needs his other evil man back in his life. they're about to enter another custody battle too right? #let's go mori you can goad him into hate sex before it gets bad. i believe in you bro #bungou stray dogs #< half tagging to inflict this on more ppl but mostly tagging to keep us in the trending for longer uwu

[paponela]

how long do you think he took to figure it out

#bumbleby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #rwby #rwby spoilers #who else saw him saying feels like i've waited forever and thought oh so you suddenly developed a gaydar!!!! #this man is not fooling me he did not know #also if you were waiting for the divorce comic and got jaune instead i am so sorry i have no excuses l #no winners in this situation except for me lol #my art #my stuff

[ema-sahdmadhi]

"It seems you've had quite a life..." - Ema Skye, 6-5 Day 1 Investigation

#apollo justice #ace attorney memes #apollo justice trilogy #aj trilogy #aj trilogy spoilers #soj spoilers #aa4 spoilers #aa6 spoilers #aa memes #ema skye #athena cykes #trucy wright #jove justice #thalassa gramarye #zak gramarye #phoenix wright #dhurke sahdmadhi #amara sigatar khura'in #datz not included bc there was already too many characters and no way that mans straight. #I know I could easily swap him in for Zak or Amara but I needed at least two women to make the joke work I'm sorryyyy #Zak here bc 'Trucy's dad. Yes Trucy is my sister but he's not my dad. Trucy's new dad got custody from her old dad' had to be included #Turbo Divorce

[morganbritton132]

Steve is sitting at the table in the kitchen FaceTiming Tommy to help his daughter with her math homework when Eddie brings his live-stream into the room.

“While Isla’s in the bathroom, I’m going to do the same,” Steve says, standing up. He tells them both, “Play nice.”

They do not do that because it’s funnier to keep the rivalry going. The first thing Eddie says when Steve steps out is, “Does it still eat you up inside that I married him?”

Tommy replies easily with, “Are you still jealous that I kissed him first?”

Carol chimes in, “Actually I kissed him first.”

“Doesn’t count,” Tommy and Eddie say at the same time. “There was no tongue.”

“And no declaration of love,” Eddie adds. “Only I got that.”

“Actually…” Robin says, never letting anybody forget. “He confessed he was in love with me and I didn’t have to kiss him.”

#in honor of the Tommy/Eddie/Buckley drama that’s going to go down in tonight’s episode of 911 #here’s some Tommy/Eddie/Buckley drama in this Stranger Things AU #the most fun you can have with your lavender divorce is to remind people that the most eligible man in Hawkins married you first #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson #tommy hagan #robin buckley

[bamimilyt6]

neil gaiman: good omens is a love story!

the fandom: omg a love story 🥰

neil gaiman: *writes a plot line about miscommunication and how that leads to the main pair temporarily "breaking up", which is very much linked to the romance genre*

the fandom:

#it's like textbook cmon man #the tension in a love story is WITHIN the love #and it just makes so much sense for their characters!!! #they care about each other so much #but nina is so right - they do not actually vulnerably communicate!! #good omens spoilers #good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #good omens 2 #aziraphale #go aziraphale #crowley #go crowley #neil gaiman

[wolfsplosion]

ermm hello chilaios nation

#chilaios #suggestive #laios touden #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #my art #this was my first time drawing either of em I need to figure it out more. I have been plagued with images #if I draw anything uhh More than this it'll just go on my priv twitter probably. where does one even post 18+ art these days smh.. #anyway. chilchuck's moe old man divorced swag x laios's dogboy eagerness. making them kiss like barbie dolls mwah mwah

[sketchsmack]

He’s feeding.

#sketchsmack art #dungeon meshi #senshi #chilchuck #chilchuk tims #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi fanart #senshi fanart #poor widdle baby #poor widdle divorced man #he needs his sippies #he needs his sippies and daddy will give

[yvainart]

an old sketch that i decided to colour (they’re in their divorced era here btw; or something like that)

#man i missed drawing them maybe i’ll draw more of them if the time will be good for me #my art #divorced zukka #zukka #atla zukka #zukka fanart #avatar zukka #sokka x zuko #zuko x sokka #fire lord zuko #zuko #zuko fanart #prince zuko #avatar zuko #atla zuko #sokka #sokka/zuko #sokka avatar the last airbender #avatar sokka #atla sokka #sokka fanart #atla art #atla fanart #atla #avatar the last airbender