#dog does not trust the braincell

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

Sometimes I forget people in tumblr are professionals that have actual dedicated relationships

Anyway here’s my dog with the irl braincell

Yeah it’s kinda crazy sometimes lmao We’ll be together 6 years next month, and married for 2 in June :D

#dog does not trust the braincell #yourlastbraincell64 #ask

[thedarkdisgrace]

skk threadfic from my twitter 🧵

Imagine skk thought a mission was done, Chuuya is bandaging Dazai up since he got injured as a “calculated risk” per usual but there’s someone left and they take a shot at them. Chuuya moves in the way on instinct but he’s still touching Dazai so his ability doesn’t activate.

Dazai doesn’t hesitate with his own weapon & the threat is dealt with. But now Chuuya is severely wounded & trying not to pass out from the blood loss just in case there are even more of them. Dazai’s still injured & he calls the extraction team because they need to get there NOW.

Chuuya’s blood stains his hands while tries to keep pressure on the wound that’s *still* bleeding too much & Dazai bitches at Chuuya for being so stupid to take a shot that was aimed at him with NLH nullifying his ability.

All while thinking about where he miscalculated. They knew the number of enemies, there shouldn’t have been more, did they get sloppy? They should’ve triple checked before taking care of Dazai’s own wounds.

Chuuya’s still fighting the blood loss, offering short responses to all of Dazai’s complaints.

A smirk plays on his face & Dazai’s irritation spikes because /what/ is he smirking for?

Dazai shifts his hands to get better pressure on the wound. “Has Chuuya’s tacky hat finally eaten the last of his braincells? Why are you smiling right now?”

A little blood trickles from his mouth as Chuuya chuckles. “Don’t get to see you sweat like this often.” He murmurs. “Nice to not to see that stupid mackerel face sometimes.”

Dazai knows his masks are useless around Chuuya, as much as he despises that fact.

So, he shoves aside the deeper implication of Chuuya’s words even as heat rises in his cheeks.

“The slug is delirious, he should focus on staying conscious instead talking nonsense.”

Chuuya only chuckles again, causing more blood to push against Dazai’s hands and he hisses for Chuuya to stop it.

“Chuuya doesn’t seem to be taking this very seriously, does is his chibi sized brain not understand the situation?”

He hears a token growl from Chuuya but it’s barely loud enough to exit his throat. “‘m not worried.” He manages to push out.

Dazai huffs. “Ah, so Chuuya’s hat really *did* eat his brain. I did warn him about that, this is what happens when you don’t listen to your master. Clearly Chuuya needs more training since he-”

“‘Samu” Chuuya interrupts, voice low & raspy & Dazai slightly jolts at his given name.

He meets Chuuya’s eyes & though clouded with exhaustion, they still shone sharp & unyielding.

“Samu.” He repeats, moving his hands to cover Dazai’s, still pressing heavily against the wound. “‘m not worried.”

With their eyes locked & few words exchanged, Dazai understands. They never really did need much to communicate a lot all at once, did they?

With mild surprise & a reluctant fondness reaching to grasp his heart he can’t help the small smirk of his own forming across his face.

A loyal dog indeed.

With a trust that’s so embedded in them that it somehow runs deeper than the blood in their veins.

His partner.

Always so confident, even now. Even like this.

Because /soukoku/ never fails.

Dazai lifts one hand from beneath Chuuya’s, still pressing against the wound & begins to unwind his bandages from his wrist.

“You think…i want your…dirty ass bandages…on me?” Chuuya asks, managing to raise an eyebrow with some effort.

Dazai gasps, feigning offense even as he reads between the lines of that insult.

(Back up will be here soon, are you sure you want to take them off?)

“What kind of owner would I be if I didn’t take care of my dog when he’s injured?”

(Don’t worry about that, idiot)

“Besides,” Dazai continues quickly, not giving Chuuya a chance complain, “as if my bandages are any worse than bare my hands digging into your open wound, Chibi.”

Chuuya grimaces as that. But Dazai sees his skin turning pale.

“You used our extra bandages on my leg, i could unwind those if you would prefer.”

“Shut the fuck…up..mackerel.”

Dazai gently pulls away Chuuya’s blood soaked clothes and begins wrapping up the wound with the bandages he pulled from his arm. All while doing his best not to aggravate the wound any further.

Chuuya’s abs are flexing with every move, every touch & Dazai can’t help but wish they could’ve gone home, where he could appreciate those abs moving pleasantly above him instead of in pained spasms.

Home. It’s a concept Dazai never thought would be within his comprehension.

Not truly, anyway. Not for someone like him. Someone buried in darkness with an endless wish for death.

Though he imagines Chuuya’s apartment might be close to what someone might consider a home. Along with whatever this thing /is/ between him & his partner.

It has been over a year & a half since the King of Assassins incident & it’s been around the same length of time since he all but moved into Chuuya’s apartment. They still bicker constantly & there’s nothing Dazai loves more than getting under the hatracks’ skin…

But there are /moments/.

Moments where they’re more than the roles they’re forced to play.

Moments where they’re just…them.

Though he would never admit such a thing out loud, there’s comfort in the routine they’ve established over that time. Their lives are ones filled with blood and pain and death.

Yet, there is a place where it doesn’t have to be *just* that darkness.

Who would’ve thought something so mundane would help hold his interest in his world?

Now, Dazai would prefer they get a chance to get back there. So when the shouts of mafia reinforcements reaches his ears, he’s quick to toss commands at the grunts as they approach.

After ensuring Chuuya wouldn’t bleed out on the way, they’re taken to one of the mafias medical facilities for treatment. Dazai complaining about Chuuya’s stupidity the whole way there.

After Dazai’s leg was fitted into his cast he, of course, found his way to Chuuya’s room.

And of course they nearly drove the doctor’s crazy with their constant bickering. They should be /resting/, afterall.

But later, if a nurse happens to find the two of them passed out, heads leaning against each other in Chuuya’s hospital bed…well, that’s no one’s business.

#skk fanfic #skk #soukoku #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #chuuya #dazai #chuuya x dazai #soukoku fanfiction

[ghostytoad]

Omg I loved the raph req you just did!! Could I req basically the same thing but with a reader that’s similar to Leo instead? Thanks a ton<3

jfksdjhgklsh i've had to break this into multiple parts bc they turned out a little long, but hopefully they're just as good TwT

* Fun n' Games *

ROTTMNT Boys x GN! Leo-esque reader who enjoys drama, making jokes, and being overall awesome

Summary: The Hamato brothers unexpectedly fall for the smug, but genuine, fun-loving reader despite their egocentric habits

Headcanons for: Raphael

GN! Reader; Romantic; Fluff || Words: 1.3k

Donnie | Leo | Mikey | Bonus!!

Raph:

oh god, he's gotten his fill of worry-fueled headaches dealing with his little brother's shenanigans; why, WHY great pizza supreme in the sky did there have to be another one??

y/n's reckless antics has him worrying himself into an early grave, especially when they're so keen on proving themselves to everyone with dangerous stunts and high-action battles

it's not that he doesn't enjoy the odd adventure or two with them, but y/n's a HUMAN and he's a WAR MACHINE. he has to be extra cautious around them!

he's taken it upon himself to keep an eye on y/n at (almost) all times bc of their more impulsive actions; he is the oldest and biggest hamato after all, so who better to protect y/n?

if they're out and about with leo or mikey, he will DEFINITELY be there to intervene bc he knows those two are just askin' for trouble; he's their only braincell and they're NOT leaving him behind

it's through his constant surveillance (with some help from donnie), that he slowly starts to realize his feelings for them runs deeper than just wanting to keep them safe

god forbid y/n tries to hide their latest blunder or misadventure, raph will have an absolute FIT (nothing physical obviously, he'll probably get all pouty and insecure)

"look, i know i might not look it but inside, raph is just as scared as anyone else that the people i love could get hurt. i'm not mad, i'm just… tryna look out for you, y'know?"

mikey likes to tease raph for "babying y/n", which says a lot when it comes from the literal baby of the family; kinda forces raph to rethink his overbearing behavior

once he realizes just how overbearing and borderline scary he's being, he will do his best to back off and cut back on all the 'stalking' and 'babying'

will genuinely laugh at y/n's jokes, no matter how bad they are; even if leo literally made the same exact joke 10 minutes ago, raph can't help but double over wheezing with laughter when they say it

he finds y/n's delivery a lot better than leo's; genuinely thinks they are the funniest person alive

he will sometimes join in on y/n's teasing whenever it's directed at his brothers or at an enemy while they're fighting; if he manages to make y/n laugh at one of his jokes, he'll be over the moon with joy

has the habit of accidentally referring to y/n as 'leo' when he's scolding them or going into a long rant about staying safe or something; it's not that he sees y/n as a "human leo", he's just used to getting onto the red slider turtle for the same exact shenanigans so it's like an auto-response

immediately catches himself the moment he does misname them and profusely apologizes through his flustering tears; forgets what he was even mad about every time it happens

for a while, raph considered getting y/n a guard dog or something to watch over them but would they even want a dog? what if they're allergic or they have a terrible fear of dogs or something!

on top of that, despite claiming to be "good with animals", he basically scares off any small animal that comes within 10 ft of his towering stature

but aha, an idea! what if instead of a pet, he gave y/n something special of his? something he can trust to take care of them

as long as y/n PROMISES to keep it safe and clean, raph will gift them one of his special teddy bears to watch over them when he's not around

won't admit it, but he finds y/n's big ego and constant bragging to be incredibly endearing and will add to it whenever he can

like yeah, what isn't to like? they're cool, funny, they know where all the action's at, they have the prettiest eyes; it's no wonder y/n is as confident as they are - to be honest, raph's not sure why EVERYONE doesn't feel the same way about y/n

likes to use his special raph-exclusive catchphrase 'like a boss' to describe everything y/n does (a high honor in his culture)

"did you guys catch how y/n totally shut those clowns down like a boss?? i betcha they could take you three down no sweat!"

gaming buddies!! it's one of his favorite pasttimes and what better way to channel y/n's competitive energy than with some good ol' beat 'em ups

1v1 video game marathons are GUARANTEED to last days for the two of them; they've both managed to lose major sleep bc of how invested they get into the competition

but sleep deprivation has a habit of making fools of us all, even headstrong turtle mutants. and y/n just happens to be the subject of raph's sleepy rambles

"I swear, I can't feel my eyes…" Y/N's croaky, tired voice muttered as they fought sleep against the now-deflated beanbag, the dim glow of the television screen highlighting the dark circles of exhaustion, "How long have we been playing?"

Slumped over next to Y/N was the large turtle, struggling to muster a coherent sentence as total nonsense tumbled from his lips. As he lay facedown across his own plush beanbag, controller lazily dangling from his large hand, he continued to mutter unintelligably.

"Alright, big guy, let's get you to bed." Y/N groaned as they sat up to stretch. They couldn't help but smile as they watched Raph's sleepy form slump further forward in protest, his knuckles brushing against the floor from how far he'd shifted. He was stubborn to be sure, and all of this just to win a single round. It's not like Y/N didn't warn him ahead of time just how epic their combat gaming skills were! He really should've heeded their warning, it would've saved him hours of humiliating losses and subsequent insomnia.

"L'go one more roun'…" Raph finally managed to grumble, his voice tapering off as the drowsiness overcame him once again. He refused to let the night end until he'd bested his opponent at least once.

"Nuh uh, we're getting you to bed and that's final." the amusement in Y/N's tone stirred the mutant back awake.

"Fine, but I'll getcha next time." Raph finally relented with a sluggish grin and heavy-lidded eyes. With a grunt, he pushed himself up off the sack and was sent stumbling into Y/N's awaiting arms. They struggled to keep a grip on his large form, nearly losing their balance once his full weight shifted onto them. In an impressive show of determination, Y/N had managed to carry Raph into his room, opting to (not so gracefully) toss the massive turtle back onto his bed. Raphael didn't anticipate such a toss and with a hand still tightly gripped onto Y/N's waist, he managed to yank the human down with a light thud against his chest. If it had been anyone else, Raph would've been embarrassed enough, but this particular situation was one he'd keep himself awake at night thinking about. And yet here Y/N was, eyes wide with surprise and body held snug against his, completely unaware of Raph's affection for them. Would they leave? Would they scold him for being too clumsy? Did they think he was a creep?

"Uh… s-sorry. Did I hurt ya?" he managed to stutter, his expression flustered and suddenly alert. Despite the internal conflict, his hand held firm on their waist as if it was urging them to stay.

"No, no, I'm fine. We can chalk this up to you being a sore loser though~" Y/N teased with a light smirk, the dark blush that dusted across their face very evident, only rivaled by the even darker shade that burned at Raph's.

A soft silence fell over the both of them as they timidly avoided each other's gazes, neither willing to yield.

"Um… Good night, Raph-a-doodle. Love ya…" Y/N hummed, nuzzling deeper into his chest while they tried to settle into their new sleeping position. Raph couldn't stop the sigh of relief that escaped him, but the way Y/N looked so peaceful and snug on top of him brought him back into the quiet lull of slumber. They were actually going to stay. Did that mean that they…?

He'd leave that question for another night.

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #raphael #rottmnt x reader #rottmnt x you #rottmnt x oc #rottmnt raph #raph x reader #raph x oc #x reader #tmnt x reader #tmnt headcanons #teenage mutant ninja turtles #toady talks #toad talks #toady writes

[minerviewrites]

CSM characters with bimbo reader

Same tbh 😪 we're going to ignore my month long lack of motivation 🥲

Chainsaw Man with a Bimbo s/o

Sfw but slightly suggestive

Warnings: touching, boobs, afab reader heavily suggested, inappropriate looking, jealousy

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Denji- All over you all the time. You two basically have the same personality but in different bodies, so he feels very comfortable with you; not to mention that you might let him get a little boob touch? Denji has been signed up and waiting his entire life for this moment. Obviously, he won't touch you without your verbal consent, but, if you tell him it's okay for him to touch your chesticles? He's in heaven, nirvana even

Power- She can get a little... jealous? Power knows that bigger chests usually mean that more people are going to be staring in public; and with Denji there's basically always a guarantee that one set of eyes other than her are going to be on you. If you give Power reassurance that she's the only one for you, she'll back off a bit with the protective behavior. Might add those foam pads to her own chest ever now n then so you two can be bimbos together, because everyone knows you probably share a single braincell <3

Aki- Probably the least caring about sexual things such as chest size. Sure, he notices it, but he's much more worried that you are extremely trusting of everyone. Aki loves you with all his heart, but please stop giving him heart attacks when you don't notice you've walked onto the street because you're on your phone </3 He understands boundaries though so if you get annoyed with him for scolding you (in a loving way ofc), he'll sulk quietly

Makima- Power couple? Absolutely. Makima is constantly with you; doesn't let you out of her sight for a SECOND because she knows that head is empty. She doesn't seem like it, but Makima is very touchy when she wants to be. At home with just the two of you and her countless dogs, she'll lay her head on your big chest and might even fall asleep if she's feeling nice. Buys you everything you could possibly want or need just because she can

Kobeni- Another one collective braincell... especially in stressful situations. In all seriousness though, you're Kobeni's safe place. Whenever her family gets overwhelming or her job makes her tremendously upset, she knows that you'll always be waiting for her with open arms. Unloads about her day even though she knows you might not understand or even be listening; talking to you just makes Kobeni feel okay for some reason

Angel- Does NOT understand how a human could be so clueless? Like girlie how are you not aware that those are, in fact, his real wings and WHY are you crying that you can't get a pair from the store??? Completely and utterly confused as to how your relationship began, but he doesn't complain when you wear something slightly revealing. Angel might not be able to touch you, but he can certainly look (he does, TRUST)

Quanxi- You're constantly under surveillance by not only her, but her girlfriends as well because last time they left you alone, there was a $2,000 bank charge... Who knew that you didn't actually win a free iPhone? And if it was free, why did you put in their card info? Endless questions, and so little answers... Anyways, she is very grabby 100% and loves to grab your butt and see your reactions. You get blushy? Quanxi just smirks and walks off like she didn't do anything

Kishibe- The most grabby by FAR. You thought Denji was bad? He lacks confidence and skill, which Kishibe DEFINITELY has. Random ass smacks or pinches are a normal occurrence whenever you walk around the apartment/house, ESPECIALLY if you're wearing shorts. How could he resist? Does that up n down look thing when you try on a new outfit and will grunt in approval; Kishibe will get jealous if they're too revealing to the public eye and will convince you to only wear them for him-

#chainsaw man #csm #csm x reader #kishibe x reader #denji x reader #angel x reader #aki x reader #kobeni x reader #makima x reader #power x reader #quanxi x reader

[heartypiano]

LUXIEM if they were IDOLS! note: this isnt rlly x reader but its an idol au hc style ;p, im basing them off of kpop stuff, not proofread!

IKE!

he would be well known for his cute aegyo-like (tskr in this case) acting. he would rarely do it though to keep the fans thirsty, and he probably does it sub consciously so fans are well fed.

his usual outfit would be a knitted sweater and jeans, he wears them so much to the point fans freak out if they see his arms, and maybe his biceps too. (wink wink)

high notes, high notes, high notes!! fans probably made a compilation of all his high notes, i mean, who wouldn't?

fans would surely make those "ike's duality in __ minutes" compilations, this dude can do a metal rock scream yet do godly high notes.

MYSTA!

this man would be the classified as the mischievous jokester in the group, despite his dirty jokes and weird humor, he still manages to make you laugh!

everytime he would be slightly clumsy, fans love him for it. sure, he might wish to be less clumsy or not being clumsy at all, but fans will still love him no matter what!

speaking of fans, his solo fanbase would be the most loyal one out of the 5. And by loyal, i mean they will fight for this man anywhere. (i mean, i would too.)

he would be famous for his little expressions. imagine ;3 or x3, fans would literally squeal. who wouldn't go crazy over this guy's cute smiles?

VOX!

bias wrecker 100%, he will wreck your whole bias (or at least oshi) list 24/7 everytime some fancam would release. trust me, this man knows his effect on fans and it makes him smirk.

i would say he would unironically dance to girl group's songs (ehem with ike, ehem). he would want some of those "duality of vox akuma under __ minutes" compilations too.

speaking of duality compilations, theyre WILD, like WILD WILD.. first clip he'd be vaguely doing some suspicious motions while dancing, then next clip he's dancing to 'let's get it started' by ILUNA.

he would also be friends with other groups, and sometimes you don't even know if their friends or not. he might be friends with the whole industry and no one would know.

LUCA!

while mysta's the mischievous fox, luca's the bundle of sunshine! he definitely has his moments where he's like some clueless dog despite being such a huge guy.

of course, fans call him a himbo, but dont underestimate him! he surely has some trick up his sleeves. he for sure knows how to push his fan's buttons.

again, duality compilations. he'd be breathing heavily, sweating after an exhausting dance routine on stage then next he'd be happily drinking water and hugging his groupmates like a clingy younger brother.

his pictures usually include shu! they're such a powerful duo that adds a lot to the group (ill explain in shu's part). his bright smile will surely make you want to buy his photocards.

SHU!

we all know shu is a smart man, and he knows how to handle his fans. he would occasionally do fanservice, but will still keep you starving for more. "more thirsty = more demand" he thinks.

cue the photocards, he rarely posts selfies but he does take them privately and sends them in for staff to make them into photocards. sure, he would post some on twitter but most photocards are rare to see. that's why fans thank luca so much, luca includes shu in his selfies a lot to feed the fans (thank you luca..).

his vocals would be underrated yet overappreciated by his fans. you heard those growls, high notes, the power he has in his voice can drive fans crazy.

his relationships with the members are all so sweet and balanced. him with vox would be charismatic with all the pictures and fanservice crumbs. him with ike would be intelligent with the song writing and strategic marketing. him with mysta would be sibling-like with the funny bantering and one braincell. him with luca would be adorable with the cute and wholesome moments.

P.S. i write for the persona, not the one behind the screen. ty for reading!

#luxiem x reader #luxiem fanfic #luxiem #luxiem x you #nijien #nijisanji en #nijisanji #ike eveland x reader #ike eveland x you #mysta rias x reader #mysta rias x you #vox akuma x reader #vox akuma x you #luca kaneshiro x reader #luca kaneshiro x you #shu yamino x reader #shu yamino x you

[saintsenara]

Ah, see, that irks me, but unfortunately, it does not surprise me. The idea that Hermione is the more emotionally mature one, more attuned one, Harry's REAL best friend of the two is a view with which that goddamned yankee screenwriter has plagued this fandom for decades now. Whenever I see this take in drarry/snarry/whathaveyouarry-- where Ron is the last person to come around to the absurdity, I'm reminded immediately of how, when Hermione was having the kittens about Harry floo-calling Sirius, it was Ron who put his foot down and said "Harry can decide for himself."

I think this fandom really overlooks, in favour of magnifying his jealousy, just how deeply Ron trusts Harry and thinks the world of him, how impressed he is by Harry as a person, how much he's willing to put his own life in Harry's hands. There's a reason that Ron and Harry are a Dog and Stag just like Sirius and James, which is to say that when Harry makes ostensibly shite decisions, Ron is most likely to hear him out. The locket had him acting completely unlike himself, and the pseudo-possession there is a different conversation.

I also think it's fascinating that for all that Ron nearly has a fit every time someone says "Voldemort" around him, he seems to have a very nuanced understanding of Harry and Voldemort's connection, unlike Hermione who accuses Harry of liking it, and Ginny, who only sees her possession at the hands of the diary as deeply traumatic. Ron understands that Harry understands Voldemort and the man he once was, and you can do a lot with that.

yes. just yes to all of this.

ron and harry [and james and sirius] are basically two pair-bonded cats - they run around sharing a braincell [and i do feel for hermione trying to manage ron's willingness to hear one of harry's dumb plans and say "you son-of-a-bitch, i'm in"] but they do also trust each other so profoundly that it feels like an actual crime for it to have been left out of the films.

and part of that trust is that - unlike hermione, who as i've said elsewhere, often gives the impression of being afraid of harry - ron isn't afraid to be honest with harry, even if that honesty is in the tough-love vein. he's actually entirely correct in deathly hallows that harry hasn't thought the horcrux hunt through, that this lack of planning is making them inefficient and putting them in more danger, and that harry's increasing belief that he's the only person the war is happening to is an enormous disrespect to the people who are putting their lives on the line to support him, including ginny.

because something i get in the critical comments of one year in every ten as well is the idea that ron would cut ties with harry if his relationship with ginny broke down. and, besides the fact that divorce is not always acrimonious, this annoys me because i think it fails to appreciate what ron would be particularly upset about: that, in pretending his marriage was fine, harry was being dishonest, and that his dishonesty would end up hurting ginny and hurting him.

i wanted ron to be the person who'd always suspected that harry wasn't being entirely open about his sexuality - and the person who'd actually done some thinking about what impact this might have on the state of the hinny marriage - and i wanted this to lead into ron's view that a strange but clearly raw and real relationship between harry and tom is better, whatever the other costs it has, than fantasy happiness with ginny simply because harry's too afraid to admit who he is and what he wants.

and absolutely - my "ron is a tomarry shipper" conspiracy theory is heavily rooted in the fact that ron is nowhere near as freaked out by their mind connection, nor by harry's interest in indulging it, as hermione is. it is also rooted in ron saying the quiet part out loud in deathly hallows:

You really understand him.

the best man speech writes itself!

#asks answered #ron defence league #weasley is our king #oyiet answers

[sunnomnoms]

Can i request up for a Miles Edgeworth and Franziska Von Karma with a younger sibling!reader who's also clever as them however reader doesn't use their 100% braincells most of the time unless it's necessary?

If that's a bit difficult to write for, it's alright! You can do just a Younger Sibling!Reader general headcanons if you like

Oooooo I love writing silly little guys don’t you even worry. I may have self projected a tad bit on the reader because <3 me too <3 also I hope I interpreted this right? sorry if not! I focused a lot on how this affects sorta your relationship with them, so sorry if it’s short </3

Warning: slight angst, mentions of family tension, etc etc.

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Considering you aren’t always on your A-game, people like to chat about and talk about you due to your well renowned family- and they don’t always say the nicest of things, unfortunately.

Miles, at all points in time, looks to defend you against peoples (very incorrect) idea that you got the short end of the stick when it comes to cleverness. In his own words, “You aren’t stupid, you’re just too intelligent to waste intellectual energy on any and all meaningless meandering.” It’s his nice way of referring to you as low-energy.

Franziska is a special sort. She will always look to challenge you and your deductions on any sort of case, looking to exploit your low energy to prove a point. While she doesn’t do it out of true malice, it can sometimes feel kinda bad too. Franziska considers herself cut from a very different cloth- she herself is unable to pick her battles, and instead feels she must pick them all. It doesn’t always work out for her in the long run.

That being said, it must be noted that Franziska doesn’t dislike you in any sort of way- quite the opposite. She has a bit of tunnel vision on how people should be in a court of law, and she worries others will exploit your low energy like she does in your meaningless little squabbling back at forth. In a way, it’s her way of challenging you to try and teach you. Unlike Miles, I don’t she quite understands that you’re picking your battles on purpose to conserve energy. She’s being supportive in the way she knows how, but it doesn’t always land. It can just feel like a mean big sister taking jabs at you sometimes, and it doesn’t even always help “improve” your critical thinking or anything- sometimes it just wounds your ego.

Miles, while worrying for you, always has faith in your ability. during the trials you were his aid in court, he willingly swats away the defenses attempts at dissecting your every word to catch you in an inconsistency so that you can focus and get to the major point. Miles always has faith due to what he calls your “gotcha” moment- the final and usually fatal blow you make to a defense’s argument that is iron clad. Miles revels in the discomfort of the defense and the court as they are completely unable to argue against your final claims, as he feels it must be something that heals your spirit after what the ignorant public say about you. He’s fine with taking the risk of you leading yourself to your main point- he’s taken much worse risks than letting you build your case as you speak. He even finds it a little fun- it’s suspenseful watching you go from the seemingly ditzy court aid to a big dog in the ring as the trial goes on.

Franziska on the other hand doesn’t quite like to risk it. She’s a very “I don’t need help, I never need help” type, so she doesn’t usually have an aid in court anyway. But in the rare cases that she takes your help, she still expects to do most of the “heavy lifting” per se. It isn’t that she doesn’t trust you, it’s that she absolutely does not trust the defense to not exploit you into accidentally destroying the case you and her spent so long working on. Franziska doesn’t like to take risks, it stresses her out. she worries about you possibly never reaching a final major conclusion in court and accidentally making a fool of yourself.

While Miles heavily believes in your ability and treats you as an equal to him, You’re still the baby sibling in Franziska‘a heart- and her need to be overprotective of you never quite faded away. It causes family tension, most certainly, but things are always tense around here it feels like…

At the end of the day, Miles is a more understanding figure, as he has a bit of a need for understand things from the inside out before making his mind about them emotionally. Despite his cold nature, Miles understands your low energy and even has a limit of his own when it comes to energy towards certain scenarios. He understands you aren’t a candle that can be lit at both ends without major consequences, and he doesn’t see the issue with that. Despite it all, he’s aware you know what’s best for yourself- and knows that you wouldn’t allow yourself or anyone to be caught up in a situation that can be easily dismantled so long as you put your energy towards it. He will always be in your corner, and will always be ready to scold the cruel press for their awful interpretation of you.

Franziska is a more complicated sort, with a need for guaranteed consistency and absolutely no room for doubt. Franziska worries more than she’ll ever let in, she’s nearly riddled with anxiety if things aren’t in their perfect place- which is why she finds your demeanor so stress-inducing as she worries she can never properly count on it catching you or her if either of you tumble in court. It isn’t healthy, and she absolutely should believe in you more, but the anxiety eats her up inside. Even when she needs you most and you’re able to keep her case grounded in court when she can’t, the crippling anxiety she feels causes her to unfortunately be dismissive of it- which is absolutely painful. She doesn’t give your grand showings of your intellect the credit they deserve when she absolutely should, still too worried about the mistakes you may make rather than the victories. She couldn’t handle the possibility of you getting hurt to a point you give up your aspirations within the court of law due to a simple mistake in your judgement. so she looks to shield you at any point in time- despite it ultimately causing a rift and a feeling that she thinks you’re unable to handle yourself.

Ultimately speaking, Franziska needs therapy- and needs to take a page out of your book. She has this idea she needs to create and be perfection, but it isn’t humanly possible, and shouldn’t be expected of her or you. She’s due for some development, and due to give you an apology for how she’s treated you due to her own anxiety. She’s been burning the candle at both ends herself, always putting 110% she didn’t have into all she does. Franziska loves you, but her skewed view on how things should be are what cause her hurtful behaviors towards you. she doesn’t want to hurt you, she aches at the idea- she just is hard on you as others were on her because she doesn’t want you hurting like she did growing up. Be patient, she’ll soon come to realize you don’t need to be “fixed” and that you’re doing what’s best for you. expect a lot of tears when she does.

Miles isn’t perfect either by any means, but in terms of conserving energy he can relate to your antics. He’s always been the lower energy type, mainly because he doesn’t like to overexert himself (it’s a fate worse than death in his opinion, he HATES being unable to compete a task due to lack of energy). Chances are you likely inherited it from him unknowingly, simply following the mannerisms of your big brother. Miles often tells you to not fret on Franziska’s criticism on you, as it’s criticism she’s given him too. He’s always looking to be a supportive figure for you, as he shares that same need to protect you like Franziska- especially after all that he’s lost. He’s not looking to lose you either.

#miles edgeworth #franziska von karma #reader insert #miles edgeworth x reader #franziska von karma x reader #request #ace attorney request #ace attorney x reader #ace attorney x you #requests open #aa #ryu aa tag

[cassandralie]

What if Maggie and Nina are memory wiped Sister Theresa and Sister Mary?

Good morning/afternoon/night, everyone! It's Crack Theory O'Clock!

I was thinking about @amuseoffyre's post regarding Greasy Johnson as Jesus, and at 3:45am remembered this:

as far as we know, Crowley isn't aware how the baby swap went wrong, just that it did. Not even the nuns are/were aware it went wrong.

But if anyone could figure out what happened, and where each baby ended up, it would be Sister Mary and Sister Theresa (who also miscommunicated).

Now, sure, Sister Theresa is dead. But since zombies are now a thing in the Good Omens universe, does that even matter?

This is also a death that would be easily retconned as knocked unconscious or even faking (one of the ways to tell if someone faked fainting is they catch their head with their arms).

So, maybe the only two people who--if they rubbed their respective single braincells together (that's what we're calling it these days) and talked beyond winking--could figure out they messed up the baby swap, had their memories wiped in order to keep that information hidden? Perhaps by God Herself?

Maybe they were given new lives in Soho, near the two people who could be trusted with that information? With new fake memories and personalities and backstories?

And maybe Maggie knew everything would be better as long as she was near one particular person, Nina, because Nina is the one person she knew from her old life. And that feeling turned to love (which Sister Theresa would hate if she ever gets her memories back lol).

So then, in Season 3, they finally get together and kiss (which they notably didn't do in Season 2), and the kiss triggers their real memories to return.

They figure out the location of Greasy Johnson/Jesus the 2nd, and provide it to Crowley and Aziraphale, who might have gone on a wild goose chase road trip through America looking for Warlock, as they were not aware of a third baby and thought he was Jesus.

Then they all go to Tadfield to find Greasy. And end up back at the airbase*, with Adam, Dog, the Them, Anathema and Newt (also it would be hilarious if both Tracy and Shax were there at the same time) and stop the apocalypse again, bringing everything full circle.

*Also, the fact that Tadfield has an airbase and that Jesus was meant to return on an airplane is something, right? Is this anything?

Anyway, that's my crack theory for the day. If anyone needs me, I'll be over here smoking it :)

#good omens #go s3 theory #go s3 speculation #maggie and nina #greasy johnson #gos2 #give me season 3 or give me death #renew good omens #cassandratruths

[singswan-springswan]

rexsoka in the werewolf au

since my au is a modern with magic kinda thing the way I incorporate the war will be vague and convoluted. First of all it comes when Ahsoka turns 18 because we don't support child soldiers and stuff. for all intents and purposes, Rex is like 20 at that point. the politics behind it and whatever palps does isn't super important and frankly I don't feel like thinking about that bc it's too complicated and I only have so many braincells. what's important is that Anakin becomes a general (somehow. again, not concerned with the technicalities---though we are concerned about the mental stability of whoever decided that would be a good idea). Rex and the 501st consist of volunteers who are assigned under Anakin's command. Many of them are part of Rex's family somehow haha. he has a huge family.

anyway a few months into the war a lot of them are kidnapped and made into cindaku like I described in this post since palps is a warlock as we recall and wanted to play around with that weird dark magic and kriff. Rex and many of the boys return to the 501st after this horrifying episode, despite the option to be discharged. they are infuriated and even more inspired to continue fighting (having assumed that the perpetrator was working for the separatists). of course, the body horror n all that kinda freaks them out. they don't tell anyone what happened when they were POWs because a) it shouldn't be possible and b) they don't know who to trust. obviously they trust anakin but not to handle the situation gracefully and like fair. so they're trying to figure out how to control their supernatural sides (while palps is also trying to figure out how to control their supernatural sides) and at the same time they have a war to fight so it's pretty standard chaos.

then ahsoka enters the scene. She's 19 when she joins up because she went to an academy that guaranteed her a position as an officer instead of enlisting as soon as the war started so she's appointed as Anakin's commander. He has mixed feelings about it because that's his little sister and he's seen how brutal this war is and doesn't want it to hurt her at all but at the same time he knows she'll be great and he can't wait to see her in action and brag about what a cool person she is. He proudly introduces her to Rex and that's where the fun begins.

As soon as they step into the same room, the air tastes like ozone. their eyes lock, their hackles raise, and every nerve in their bodies screams danger enemy danger so they're totally on edge right off the bat and Anakin is just standing there with his hands on his hips glancing back and forth between them like is this sexual tension or?

it's not sexual tension. although they both have the subtle thought of oh no she's/he's hot floating in the back of their minds. It's just some classic dog/cat stand off that neither of them can place. and it's doubly disorienting because like rex is a golden retriever and Ahsoka is peak cat behavior. the reason Rex and the rest of the men didn't have this reaction to Anakin when they were rescued is because they already had a developed relationship with him before they were turned into shapeshifters and they had a pretty deep bond. plus also he was definitely the one to find and free them (with some help from obi-wan and friends because cody was also kidnapped) so their experiences override the innate instinct to view him as a hostile. They don't have this benefit when it comes to Ahsoka and I think that's hilarious.

instinctively they want to hate her so much. being in the same room as her is enough to set everyone on edge and make them super uncomfortable, which is really inconvenient because she has to give them orders and stuff. but they all come around quickly. they see that she genuinely cares for them, that she supports them whenever they need it, that she's willing to protect them with her life. They eventually overcome the persistent impression of something being not quite normal about her and learn to trust her the way they trust Anakin.

at the same time, they're assimilating each other into their found families, as they do. Domino twins have adopted her. there's no going back. Rex meanwhile rapidly starts to think of Ahsoka as his best friend. they have little in common---he's strict and professional while she's borderline feral and weirdly mystic---but the way they work is so seamless. she's so warm and caring, she's brave and confident, and always willing to listen, and a few times Rex thinks it might be okay to tell her what he really is. but there's a war going on; there's no time for that sort of drama. besides, it's not just his secret to share. it involves all his vode too, and he shouldn't make that call for everyone. but a guy can fantasize a little bit. not that he would. he's too focused and selfless for that 💀

lol this goes both ways tho. ahsoka says this is my bestie rex and introduces him to everyone like that. sorry barris. (barris understands. she has a bird's eye view and all the wherewithal to ship them to the nth degree). Ahsoka likes that rex is so firm and unflinching. he's super cool and kickbutt. he's also crazy smart, a mad strategist, and he's always commanding and collective which is way more than she can say for other guys her age, kriff. also he's hot. like that's definitely something to consider. she's contemplated biting him many times, or at least telling him that she's a wolf blood, but there's a war going on and she wouldn't put that on him when they have more important things to keep track of. she would never bite him without first explaining everything in detail because Anakin told her what happened when half the battalion was captured and Ahsoka could never bring herself to deprive Rex of his freedom in that way.

Ahsoka likes to compliment Rex on his incredible reflexes. whenever she does it around the rest of the men they all kind of just laugh nervously and give each other weird looks LOL 😭 one time Tup said Ahsoka smelled like wet dog because she walked into the tent and it was raining outside and Rex almost SKINNED that poor kitty even though she did omg I'm so funny what else? hmmm, Ahsoka found a jar of pickles in a town they passed through and was eating them as a snack and everyone got spooked by them before realizing they were pickles. She pulls one out of the jar in front of Rex and he jumps on top of the fridge. they stare at each other in disbelief for a solid few minutes. one time Rex got hit in the head with a stick that fell off a tree or something and in a fit of unchecked rage he yeeted it as hard as he could. Having just arrived on scene and clueless to the context, Ahsoka impulsively runs it down and brings it back. she grins and tells him that was fun. Rex's brain short circuits. Fives loans him a braincell. he throws the stick again. She brings it back again.

I think the reveal should happen in the middle of a battle because let's face it that's how they roll haha. the image in my mind right now is the classic Anakin and Ahsoka throwing Rex off the wall while it's exploding except he lands on his feet because he's a cat meanwhile anakin breaks his arm and dislocates both shoulders and Ahsoka is put into a coma. Up until that point Anakin and Ahsoka haven't been so badly injured that they couldn't heal within a day or two and easily hide from Kix and Coric or at least take care of each other, but now they're forced to see the medic for once and Kix doesn't know what to do with their weird biology he's just crying holding the test results like bro are you even human meanwhile Anakin is momentarily high on all the meds kix gave him and he's just babbling like "rex landed on his feet. he landed on his feet and didn't get hurt. rex landed. on his feet. on his feet oh force. we were thirty meters from the ground and there were explosions and he landed like a kriffing ballerina." and rex is just sitting outside sweating buckets like kriff kriff kriff i'm dead we're all dead because what he did shouldn't have been possible and he's just praying to the force that anakin and ahsoka won't remember. they do.

Ahsoka wakes up in a few hours which gives kix a flipping heart attack because she'd sustained a traumatic brain bleed then healed almost completely in less than a day and got up her same chipper self and turns to anakin who's chilling in the next cot over no longer high with both arms in slings looking very stupid (she takes the obligatory time to make fun of him for this) then just kinda raises her eyebrows like "so rex huh" he landed before they did so they had like two seconds to see him stick it before making contact.

They corner him after sneaking out of the medbay. Ahsoka apprehends him because Anakin still has those slings and can't really move 💀 then they both grill him about his impossible landing which may or may not have involved some sparkles (it was hard to tell with all the dust). they bring up every other instance where he performed just beyond the bounds of human capability, citing also his unusual bend towards catlike reactions and demand an explanation. he resists them for a surprisingly long time, still believing it's not his place to tell them, but eventually he breaks and spills everything. he's just so tired of keeping it secret, and they convince him that they'll keep it between themselves. He's somewhat ashamed that he caved and told them, feeling like he betrayed his brothers, but those feelings are pushed to the back of his mind when Ahsoka finally stops gaping at him and laughs out loud. "Well, I'm glad I didn't bite you." She snorts.

His brain is so fried this poor man. Anakin says they're werewolves. it makes too much sense for Rex to even ask for proof.

Cody and Obi-wan are observing this all from a distance nursing mild migraines because they told each other pretty much as soon as Cody and his vod'ike returned and actually have functional communication skills. They're just watching the 501st burn in chaos and are too weary to do anything except let it all happen.

#werewolf au #sw werewolf au #werewolf ahsoka tano #werewolf anakin skywalker #rexsoka #rexsoka au #cindaku #cindaku rex #nonhuman rex #captain rex #star wars au #star wars supernatural au #ahsoka tano #anakin skywalker #rex and ahsoka

[queenpinesofdomino]

Thoughts on season 2 because I’m hurt and i want to talk about it

Ep2

When they go to the pub and Mr Brown (the shop association guy) starts talking to Aziraphale and he looks back at Crowley and Crowley checks on Aziraphale to see if he is ok.

“OUR car”

I feel like the whole Job sub-plot isn’t there only for Aziraphale’s character development

Ep 3

Aziraphale is wearing a grey sweatshirt.

When the camera is directed at Muriel the box is in the background

The whole Muriel scene is adorable! Aziraphale is so gentle and Crowley is having a blast! Also they are soooo married in this scene.

The SHADE on Gabriel’s statue is amazing!

Crowley “ It sounded like a good idea when we were talking about it” when he was talking about gravity. Like how high in the angel hierarchy was he?! He was in the meeting rooms when they made earth… He later says “I haven’t done weather in ages” like huuuuh?!!

Ep 4

‘A nightingale sang in Berkley square” really Neill…REALLY?!

Ok how does Michael Sheen keep a straight face when Tennant did the drunk at the graveyard scene and the old man voice! I bet the voice was an improv at first.

Ok:

Why does Aziraphale, an angel, have a firing license?!

 Same Aziraphale. I too want to do that trick with the book

“ You read too many books” Shut up Crowley! Aziraphale speaks for all of us nerds and bookworms ok?!

I think the miracle blocker had little squares with how many miracles it can block and Aziraphale’s turnip thing was the final two, that why they did the shotgun thing.

Crowley doesn’t remember Furfur and later Saraquel. Now about Furfur I have a theory that Crowley didn’t in fact fight in the war but planted memories on a random demon so that he wouldn’t be questioned.

That “Aziraphale” Aziraphale said to the demons was the coldest thing he ever said in the series. Keep in mind that the only other time he was that cold was at his trial and that wasn’t even him! it was Crowley.

“You said trust me” “And you did” EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

The Bentley is their dog.

Ep 5

I love the gender neutral terms of spouse, partner through out the show.

Crowley is the only demon who says “Let there be light” as a nod to the fact that he was an angel. Only angels say “let there be light” because God said it in the holly texts, but Crowley says it because he can. And i love that for him

OVERPROTECTIVE BOYFRIEND WE LOVE

Arch-traitor .. interesting

Crowley bullshiting his way through the conversation with Shax and Aziraphale nodding in the background

Neither Aziraphale or Crowley stopped Mr Brown from going to "talk" to the demons bc he is a human and he has free will.

“I am, but saving me makes him (Crowley) so happy” screaming, crying, throwing up

 I SWEAR Aziraphale and Crowley are the only people/ beings in this Godforsaken show with the only braincell.

#good omens #good omens season 2

[langdhon]

𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚃𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 ⸻ look who found his 1 braincell

What’s the worst part of being fifty percent human?  Emotions. Emotions and the strong reactions they conjure, the impulses. Mind-clouding and tearing open old wounds to spill their poisoned blood over present differences and blow them out of proportion. Michael neither met nor otherwise contacted Alice in weeks. Diving head first into the preparations necessary to fulfill his prophecy was what gradually cleared his sight on the awful outcome back in Malcolm’s club. Why is it that, by all his intelligence and power, a spark of anger shuts down his ability to think beyond his impulses?

Alice was thrown out with him because she sided with him, against her friend. She was mad at him choosing violence and he mistook her just reaction for betrayal. But in no second did she betray him. Strange, how the absence of one person who doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things takes a toll on you; no matter how much you try to move on. There was no way he could ignore this persistent sting in his chest any longer.

This will be hard. Admitting his wrongs was never a strong suit of his. He usually gets away with everything. Critics can be sent straight to hell.

But he told her not to come back to him and she stayed away. Now it’s Michael — oh, the irony — who enters Alice’s store with an inexplicable but no less strong urge to make amends. She’s the only person he can trust, after all. At least he tells himself that.  ❛ Alice, I need to talk to you.❜  Beating around the bush isn’t his thing, although Michael does his best not to sound demanding. He won’t sacrifice his dignity and cower at her feet like a beaten dog, either.  ❛ Do you have a moment? ❜  // @ravenskeeper​

#⛧ 𝙋𝘼𝙏𝙃 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙊𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙔 // threads. #ARC 2. #Michael inwardly sobbing: why do I care so much? #ravenskeeper

[juriyuna]

Urara in her release event: "Everyone in Futatsugi cares for each other, and places their utmost trust in one another..."

me with my single braincell, thinking about how the Bat of Monzenbashi would fit into this:

I wanna know how things would've played out if the Bat didn't get killed by Janomiya... (technically we don't see/hear her soul gem break!! but i digress) Like, would she have agreed to work nicely with the rest of Promised Blood, or would she have mostly kept her nose out of Juri and Yuna's business?

I feel like she would've been forced to settle down some, given that all three of the other gangs are now united. Ambitious as she is, there's no way she and her remaining few lackeys (if they didn't ditch her yet) would stand a chance against the whole rest of the city.

But given that her MO seems to be "kill anyone who goes against me before I end up being the one who gets hurt", I can't imagine she'd be quick to learn how to trust, either. Something had to have given her her current mindset; it's gonna take work to get past that. I think it'd be sorta like... rehabilitating a shelter dog that bites everyone who looks at it. She'll come around eventually, though it'll take some time and coaxing to get her to be less aggressive and domineering. domestication arc lol

As the leader of Monzenbashi, the Bat did keep her girls safe from rival gangs (even if... she would kill them if they screwed up too many times...). And she was quick to work with Ranka again in Ryuugasaki, despite Ranka being directly responsible for Monzenbashi's downfall. (I'm gonna assume that when Juri took down Monzenbashi, Ranka did not fight by the Bat's side-- but she still trusts Ranka in the end, even through this moment that reads as complacency at best and betrayal at worst.)

... this got away from me a little bit. [coughs] ANYWAY what I was trying to say was that the Bat does have the capacity to trust/care for other people, so although her relationships with others may never go beyond fair-weather friends, I could see her helping them on an on-call basis.

She isn't gonna go out of her way to lend a hand to people out of the goodness of her heart or whatever; screw 'em. She still hates Juri, and she didn't want a part in the Torayamachi/Ryuugasaki war in the first place, so she doesn't have any strong sense of team loyalty, either. But if someone from either side asks her for a favor, y'know... sure. Why not. Especially if she gets something out of it (grief seed, spare change, an IOU), she may as well. With the gang wars finished, it's not like she's got anything left to lose.

I doubt the majority of the Janomiya girls would forgive her, but I don't think she'd care much. Torayamachi... wanted peace over violence, so who knows if they'd like her, either. Most Ryuugasaki girls would probably just shrug at her war crimes and be like "eh, whatever; we've all been there", so there's that.

Honestly, getting the other girls to trust the Bat might be the bigger feat here. Yeah, she's not a threat anymore now that she's drastically outnumbered, and her strength and lack of morals make her a great ally in the Revenge On Kamihama plan, but that doesn't erase the past... The fact that she terrorized and/or abused so many of the weaker girls still remains. Those scars are gonna take a while to fade.

On the bright side, after all of the horrible things she's done, other Futatsugi magical girls don't have to worry about her going "That plan is too violent; I'm not working with you" or anything. Call on her for whatever and she'll be down for it, as long as you uphold your end of the deal.

(extra thought: If she had to choose a side like in MS8, I think she'd still begrudgingly align herself more with Ryuugasaki than Torayamachi because that's where Ranka is. But she doesn't hold any personal animosity towards Yuna or anything, either.)

(... extra extra thought: this is, of course, assuming that her nonchalance towards the Tora/Ryuu debacle + her obsessive hunger for power wouldn't lead her to ditch Promised Blood for Neo-Magius instead. Similar to Ao, I could see the Bat potentially getting swayed to NM if she thought it would ensure that she'd never get hurt again. 蝙蝠 is colloquial for "turncoat", after all..... but that is a post for another time 🦇)

#compiling one of my rambling twitter threads again #i'm what the kids call... In Too Deep #magia record #bat of monzenbashi #hc post

[vexic929]

🍇🍉🍎🍒🍰🎂🍹🍕 for Berrie and anyone else :)

🍇: What sort of friend are they? Where are they in the group dynamic?

Berrie is usually the friend holding the braincell lol they are generally the voice of reason when her friends get too chaotic (unfortunately their threshold for "too chaotic" is skewed, they're all just chaos when they're together, Eobard does not allow them all in the house at the same time)

Harmonic Sine is the mom friend, she is always trying to make sure her friends take care of themselves even if she's not doing so well herself

🍉: Does your OC have a particular piece of jewellery that they always wear or refuse to part with?

When Berrie was a baby and a toddler her favorite toy was Eobard's ring, much to his chagrin, so he ended up making her one of her own which they keep on their person at all times to this day

Vice has a bracelet given to them by their boyfriend which he incorporates into every outfit regardless of the style he's going for

🍎: Do they share any features or traits with any family members?

Physically, Berrie has Barry's eye color and nose, Eobard's eye and face shape, and a mix of both of their hair colors, skin tones, and mouth shapes. Personality-wise, Berrie has Barry's compassion, geekiness, and selflessness; Eobard's obsession, volatility, and determination; and both of their intelligence.

Agent V-92 and her brother, Angel, are nearly identical in appearance (though not at all in personality)

🍒: Has Your OC had their first kiss yet? If so, with who?

He has! Berrie's first kiss was with a boy on his middle school chess team after losing a game and, consequently, a bet against him. That was how they learned they're not interested in boys lol

Soliton has not had her first kiss yet nor is she particularly interested in that part of a relationship, physicality is not high on her priority list, she'd probably be happiest in a long distance relationship

🍰: What’s something your OC counts as unforgivable?

Lying to Berrie is one of the worst things you can do to them in their mind, if she catches you in a lie it's over, she'll never trust you again

Anything that gets in the way of Aria's goals is basically a death sentence as far as she is concerned, if you do it deliberately you'll be lucky to survive longer than it takes for Aria to find out

🎂: Has your OC have any contradictory interests or traits to the first perception people have of them? How do they surprise people?

Berrie comes across as a ray of sunshine, which she is, but they are also terrifyingly obsessive and possessive - they're good at hiding it but if any of their friends were threatened or simply tried to end their friendship, Berrie would see red and the situation would escalate rapidly

Fire & Ice loves baseball; you'd never guess it looking at her but she follows the KBO League religiously and plays baseball with her younger cousins when her family comes to visit

🍹: Does your OC have any funny anecdotes told about them?

Berrie never technically learned to walk, he went straight from crawling and scooting to running though his powers didn't show up until she was around 3 years old, after which Eobard had to keep a very close eye on her lest she run to the nearest toy or candy store - he did catch her more than once with her little pockets full of sweets

Soliton once met one of her scientist idols in an elevator at a conference and was absolutely giddy when he knew her name - she only realized after they'd parted ways that he knew her name because she was wearing a name tag

🍕: How does an OC spend a lazy day?

Berrie likes to spend lazy days at dog parks, watching people's pets play and doodling or writing in a notebook

The Ace Arrow loves jigsaw puzzles and board games and will usually rope one or more friends (usually their roommate, Harmonic Sine) into joining them

#negative-speedforce #negative speedforce #vexic ocs #berrie thawne #my ocs #vexic lives #vexic answers

[amazonworrier]

Prompts? hell yeah

Pezberry 33!

Ahhhhhh. You know, that was the first prompt that stuck out to me and 90% of the reason I reblogged the list in the first place, so thank you. The Pezberry braincell strikes again 😂

It’s not supposed to happen.

Rachel’s miles away. Stressed beyond belief over all the negative press, embarrassed half of New York bore witness to her latest humiliation, sore from the concrete burn, and just about ready to bury her head in the sand for good.

Santana, on the other hand, handles it all as if it’s every day one of her closest friends gets dragged down the street by a pack of dogs gone wild. Not that Rachel would assume them to be close anymore, but- Not the point. The point is Santana’s already moved on, and now has a brand new plan to save the day. She’s halfway out the door before she even thinks to explain said plan to Rachel, of course. Regrettably, it’s one that still involves dogs.

“It’ll work, Berry. Trust me.”

Regardless of whether Rachel agrees, she’s given little chance to protest. Or say anything at all, actually, because she finds herself thrown into a state of total stupor by the fleeting graze of a pair of soft, plump lips over her own. Lips, that could only belong to the one other person currently in the room; regardless of all Rachel’s common sense crying foul over the very idea of such a thing.

Santana just kissed her.

It happens quickly. So much so, that Rachel would put money on Santana completely missing the brief moment of insanity, before she’s throwing on her coat and marching off to steal some dogs, or whatever the plan was. The door slams shut, leaving Rachel with nothing better to do than stand gawking at the blank space where her friend had been only moments ago.

Where her friend had just kissed her.

Where Santana had just kissed her.

On the mouth.

The quiet, tentative squeak of the roller door alerts Rachel to Santana’s return less than a minute later. She stands opposite, mirroring Rachel’s expression with an equally impressive dead fish impression of her own.

It’s another century before she finally speaks, “Did I just-”

“Yes,” Rachel croaks.

“Oh.”

Perhaps in another world, Santana would’ve said more. In the rarest of universes there may even have been an instance where Rachel responded to that ‘more’ with a few choice words of her own. Words about feelings she didn’t necessarily have, for a person who’d long since rejected the expression of any such sentiments from all except for Brittany. Brittany, who remains a very real presence in Santana’s life today, regardless of how long she’s been mysteriously ‘stuck at the airport’ for since Santana returned home alone all those weeks ago.

As it happens, in this world, their friends interrupt before Rachel has the chance to spiral any further. Relief washes over Santana’s face in an instant, and it asserts what Rachel already knew - that this was little more than a blip. An error in judgement, never to be spoken of again for no reason other than its sheer irrelevance in the grand scheme of the lives they’ve both chosen to lead. Separate lives, connected, on a good day, by little more than a dotted line.

Santana slips out of the apartment quietly, barely noticed amid Kurt’s incessant ramblings about pirates, or old people, or both, and Rachel is afforded no opportunity to stop her - nor does she suppose she’d go looking for one. In fact, she watches Santana leave the way one might observe a sunset; with a quiet admiration, tempered only by the implicit sense of acceptance that comes in knowing the marvel unfolding before your very eyes was never intended to last. Not for Rachel. Not where Santana is concerned.

Their day is already over.

#tuiyla #writing things #pezberry #santana lopez #rachel berry

[special-wolf]

Bakugou Katsuki Headcanons

S/O Sleeping Patterns.

Gender Neutral Reader

S/O who doesn't sleep much:

This boy has no fucking idea how you can stay up till 3 in the morning and still make it to class.

He spelt at 9pm and almost missed his alarm like how tf do you do it.

And the messages you send him scare him, like please you're going to give him heart problems.

He still doesn't understand what you mean by him being a 'portable microwave' and then just spamming his dms with 'pop'. He's... He's too scared to ask.

But he does appreciate all the fanfiction links, he's a sucker for romance.

He does not appreciate the smut though; he just woke up, give him a chance to wipe away the ego from his eyes first.

... He did not appreciate the All Might fanfictions though... Especially after you accused him of writing it and then just decided he did because he wasn't responding at 4:56 am.

He always checks your messages last, not because he's saving the best for last but it's because there's so many and so many of his braincells just... Evaporate.

Once it hits 8:30 and he's sent his goodnight text, he puts his phone on silent until the morning.

The sound of his phone begins to annoy him after 3 minutes.

But, he does read every text which is sweet.

He doesn't know how you can go from questioning the meaning of life to asking what a good dog name would be though, but he rolls with it.

S/O who sleeps a lot:

He gets so mad, not because you're sleeping but because you don't get teased for it.

Like my mans has a good sleep schedule but he gets called gramps??? And you don't???

He hates not being able to spend much time with you though, after classes you immediately take a nap and he's just like "excuse me??? I'm right here???"

Just use him as a teddy at this point, it'll make him feel better and less lonely.

He loves listening to your dreams though when you remember them, if you dream that is.

If not, then he doesn't mind listening to you make up fantasies as long as they're about him. But not that one, he doesn't like that fantasy. Or that one.

He'll start forcing you into his dorm as soon as class ends, like if you're gonna sleep then you're gonna sleep by his side.

He dreads waking you up but he knows he has to or you won't eat until like 11pm and that's a no no to him.

... He doesn't feel that bad actually.

He tries a nice approach but then he will go full gremlin and hit you with your own blanket and pillows.

And when you've drooled on them for so long...

Yeah, you lock your door now.

He gets through the window though.

He'll wake you up early if it's his turn to cook because he knows you can't handle all his cooking at once when you wake up... See, he's thoughtful.

Only because he wants you to enjoy his cooking more than anyone else's though but shhhhh.

He genuinely loves that you sleep, especially if you're with him and just kinda... Zonk out. He finds it cute because you trust him... You probably shouldn't but you do anyways.

He makes sure you only sleep on him though, ain't no other extras getting to hear you breath in your sleep, are they crazy?

But he loves sleep too, he can't be mad but he can tease and he will because you're the only one who sleeps before him. He's so sick of the bullying </3

#special.writes #bakugou x reader #bakugo x reader #bnha #bnha x reader #bnha headcanons #bakugou headcanons #bakugo headcanons

[celestialsky198]

it seems i have rather unexpectedly stumbled on to the Shakespeare side of tumblr, a surprise that, while not what i originally intended for my dashboard, is nonetheless absolutely delightful. a particularly popular play appears to be romeo and juliet. however, i have (regrettably) not read or seen a production of romeo and juliet. thus, my good gentlefolk, i am here today to present, for your viewing pleasure, what i think mercutio, romeo and benvolio are like, as informed by tumblr memes. i hope you enjoy my fever dream of a presentation on the gloriously nicknamed montacrew.

mercutio:

- extremely dramatic, to the point of sacrificing his own safety for the aesthetic

- possesses little to no sense of danger

- gayyyy

- sticking around for the DramaTM

- prankster

- would speak purely in memes if social media existed when the play was set and would have held a funeral complete with an elaborate mourners procession and a gravestone for vine when it eventually lost relevance

- is one of the main sources of comedy - minute he dies the whole show hurtles way way faster to the train wreck of a tragedy it will eventually become

- no braincells. there’s nothing but dust and a few pebbles rattling around in his head

- tipsy half the time, however it’s almost impossible to tell the times when he is and the times when he isn’t apart because he’s just Like That normally

- LOUD

- bad at expressing his emotions but genuinely quite sweet when he can get his words out properly

- theatre kid but cannot sing for the life of him

- this doesn’t stop him tho

- feral

- if he has a problem it is not his for very long as it very quickly becomes EVERYONE’S problem

- the biggest flirt you’ve ever seen in your life

- very excitable, sort of like caffeine if it were a person and made poor life decisions

- poofy sleeves

- petty crime

benvolio:

- level head (kinda)

- he has more than one brain cell which admittedly isn’t a lot but it’s millions better than the other two

- so so tired

- tries to keep the other two in check and out of trouble but is becoming slowly more feral due to exposure

- dumbass in training if you will

- also a silly and a prankster but feigns reluctance bc he (sort of) has a reputation to think of

- mercutio on the other hand has no reputation other than being ridiculous and thus has nothing to lose

- deathly loyal and very supportive of his friends even if it’s kinda their fault that they’re in trouble

- boy has been through some next level suffering, he is not okay, someone get him some therapy and maybe a hug

- lots of deadpan humour

- dating mercutio

- probably deserves better he’s seen some stuff

- gays are never happy :(

- confident, fairly easygoing but has limits you don’t cross

- with him you joke until he gives you The Look and then you shut up quick

- dog person

- possible clairvoyance?? i don’t make the rules

romeo:

- feelings!!!

- will cry. just in general. about anything.

- impulsive as heck

- big romantic, the ‘sighs dreamily’ type

- simply does not Think, at anytime

- this means he can screw up sometimes and be a bit of a jerk but he means well

- he does not jump to conclusions he hurtles towards them at 200mph

- sad often

- anytime he appears on the scene things escalate

- *slight air of tension but generally quiet* *romeo appears* *all hell breaks loose*

- optimist but easily disappointed

- prankster also

- they all joke around to be honest

- unearned confidence

- refuses to listen to any and all authority

- a little gullible but we don’t hold that against him

- just an ongoing, never ending crisis as opposed to a midlife crisis

- a hot mess

- doesn’t really comprehend such fabled things as Consequences or Repercussions and his primary motivation for things is almost always ‘it looked like a fun time’

- he’s a laugh and fun to be around but don’t trust him with anything

- kinda like a golden retriever but somehow more reckless

#celeste says things #william shakespeare #romeo and juliet #mercutio #romeo montague #benvolio #mercutio x benvolio #long post #bencutio