people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
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FIC Dreaminstar!
Hello! I come to give my contribution to the Sandman fandom especially for Ship Dreaminstar
I hope you like it (work written in Spanish)
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yeah okay I'm finally sick of vampire fangs. give those fuckers a blood-sucking proboscis mosquito style
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The Strangest Thing...
The Papacy and its adherents allegorise the the parts of the Bible which should mostly be taken literally, and take the parts which should be allegorised, literally.
Roman Catholicism takes the following verses literally, which are an allegory:
John 6:48-55 – Authorised VersionI am that bread of life.
Your fathers did eat manna in the wilderness, and are dead.
This is the bread which cometh…
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I present to you: Donnie's design from my Future AU (that still does not have a name-)
Okay so a few things I should mention:
It's hard to see these details, but he has a robotic hand and eye (and one of his legs as well)
He is so fucking tall, he is taller than Leo even (but shorter than Raph of course). And yes he does tease Leo about it
He is the second brother to die, but I haven't decided his cause of death yet
There is a lore reason for places on his skin being blue, but it would be spoilers for my Separated AU if I told the reason x.x
This is the same Donnie from my Separated AU, my AU's are connected
EDIT MONTHS LATER LMAO:
Augh okay so actually I updated this recently: He does not die after Raph anymore, now Donnie is the first brother who dies
And the AU has a name now! It's the Genius Built AU
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you're a vampire? oh yeah buddy i know don't worry. well it's just that you spent two days pretending to eat food. you were "biting" things and throwing them over your shoulder. it wasn't very subtle. i also caught you trying to stare directly into the sun like, multiple times. i'm glad the sun doesn't hurt you anymore! but you're not supposed to look at it. yeah, really bad for you. oh and that collar doesn't really hide the bite mark. it's very stylish! but it draws attention to your neck and only covers about half of it. no it's okay, you did a great job! can't exactly check in the mirror, right? heh. hey, you almost had me! keep trying i'm sure you'll get better at it
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we need more vampire characters who are squeamish at the sight of blood. that's a comedic goldmine and it's just sitting there
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