#dumbass speaks

[wrecking-it-raphie]

((random but))

((Am I the only one who’s had the same crush for like..3 years?))

((..no? Okay uh NVM GUYS U HEARD NOTHING-))

#yappin #ooc yappin #Dumbass speaks

[twistedoverbloat]

Do everyone have a problem with thise random sex blogs following them??

Bc istg I'm about to fight something bc they keep following my account-

#dumbass speaks

[tropacant]

i want to dress like a kingdom hearts character

#kingdom hearts #kh #kingdom hearts outfits #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #dumbass speaks #and all my poor followers get to listen

[creepy-bi-day]

Me: I gotta write

Also Me: I gotta mod tf out of stardew valley on my pc now so i can play in the server-

ALSO: reminder to take your meds if you have them and to drink water today :)

#dumbass speaks #day talks

[my-lord-and-savior-mafuyuasahina]

Hm. My very first porn bot. Should I get a reward or something?

#dumbass speaks

[that-dumbass-on-a-horse]

we are in the Talking Phase. someone who knows what the fuck that is please help. all my relationships have been with women all i know is get chickens and talk abt what we want the kitchen to look like :((((

#idk i cant do this 'talking' bullshit #im queer. help me name a chicken and tell me were dating two weeks after we started to date ffs #i need mental help #i also need to kiss him :/ #dumbass speaks

[sandushengshou]

Jiang Yanli & Wei Wuxian | Episode 24

#theuntameddaily #mxtxnet #theuntamededit #wei wuxian #jiang yanli #xiao zhan #xuan lu #cdrama #the untamed #cdramaedit #dailyasiandramas #cdramasource #mdsz #userkareena #cqledit #* #his face in the last gif <3 #but i also love this scene because it's yanli speak for oh baby boy you are a dumbass #cute cute both of them

[otiksimr]

The marriage quartette

#This is a random screenshot I have from an ultra moon playthrough #Emulated because- well. #I am p o o r #This will always be funny to me #this and my Salazzle named Pokimane #love giving my pokemon some dumbass names #Kos speaks

[nix-moon]

Okay but as an ACE person I HAVE to say this: ASEXUALS ARE VERY PREDICTABLE.

Seriously, everytime E V E R Y T I M E I start watching something, no longer later I find out that the fandom is infested by us, the asexual spectrum fellas.

Want some examples? Good Omens, The Dragon Prince, Heartstopper, Sherlock Holmes (general adaptations), Luca (Pixar) and more

Ah, and I can't forget that many many asexuals are artists, and they are constantly making comics about these stuff.

So if you have that little purple-black-gray-white coded profile, with a fictional character as your picture, gets emotionally destroyed by people that doesn't even exist, I SEE YOU

AM I WRONG?

#good omens #ineffable dumbasses #asexuality #ace spectrum #ace speaks #aroace #aziracrow #heartstopper #the dragon prince #sherlock holmes #why are they like this

[a-dumbass-jester]

WHY IS THE IMAGE THAT GUY FROM HAZBIN HOTEL?!?

#ah yes Jared hopworth: a moth(?) twink #the dumbass speaks #tma #jared hopworth #the magnus archives #hazbin hotel #i guess

[sheawritesstuff]

Every Name David Called Angel Before He Called Them Angel For the First Time

[In order of appearance]

Dumbass, Little Snot, Comedian, Perv, Little Shit, Snot, Smartass, Trouble Maker, Unapologetic Flirt, Trouble, Tease, Menace, Idiot, Mess, Little Pervert, Moron, Buzzkill, Pervert, Fucker, Baby, Creep, Fuck, Genius, Mate, Trainwreck, Nuclear Power Plant

#He called them dumbass over 10 times before he called them Angel #I'm just sayin that very well could've been their name if he kept up the whole tsundere act #appreciate what you have davey lovers #also this took me far too long to put together #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted david #redacted angel #david shaw #shea speaks

[novi-val]

listen i know everyone's already posted these but... the time gap between bojan's replies tho... 🤦😭

#representation for us dumbass gays this pride month i guess! (this is a joke) #bojan cvjeticanin #kaarija #käärijä #picture #ash speaks #kaarijan tag i guess

[twistedoverbloat]

AYO

IM PASS 1K WHOOP!!

Also I'm so happy that I got this far bc honestly I thought I wouldn't-

#dumbass speaks

[mayonaisalspray]

Splatoon fans cracking out their drawing tablets .3 seconds after the dlc reveal:

#splatoon 3 #Splatoon #splatoon spyke #annie splatoon #marina splatoon #Nintendo #nintendo direct #and I would be too tbh if I didn’t have. other things to draw. ough #mayonaisalspray speaks #MY DUMBASS TAGGED THIS AS MARINA SIR THAT IS AGENT 8 #lemme just #agent 8 #there

[faeriecap]

mcu releasing cacw like: “sorry mackie ur character who is actually a crucial part of the cap storyline historically can’t get any significant screentime in cap 3 yeah we know it’s the final movie sorry we had to have an endless fucking montage of maria stark trauma porn bc it actually wasn’t already clear tony was emotionally unstable and had mommy and daddy issues followed by the wandavision cooking special for,,,,,, reasons,,,,,,,,,,,, and oh yeah did we forget to mention this is actually another avengers movie and the first spiderman??? best we can do is a scene where sam’s mean to bucky lol …… what about steve rogers??? wait whose that uhhhh is he even in this script?”

(it’s bc they didn’t care about developing sam at all until he was their “only” option for cap and could safely not be shipped with steve if they ever actually interacted wait what huh who said that)

#IM JUST SO UPSET #i loved their relationship so much and we should have REALLY gotten to see it #cap 3 should have been ALL about steves friendships with sam and bucky in the wake of hydras return #it should have been about samsteve relationship and dynamic ESP if they had always planned for sam not bucky to take up the mantle first #ESP IF THEY STILL WANTED TO DO THE DUMBASS CIVIL WAR PLOTLINE LIKE SAM AND BUCKY AND NAT ARE STEVES REAL FRIENDS #IN COMPARISON TO TONY WHO PROVED WHERE HIS REAL NARCISSISTIC MOTIVES LIE #sam SHOULD HAVE become cap at the end of the movie #STEVE SHOULD HAVE PASSED THE TORCH THEN AND THERE #but noooooo we needed chris evans to market the final avengers 🙄 #steeb #sammich #samsteve #stevebucky #marvel #i speak #anti mcu #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #cacw #captain america civil war #captain america #anti tony stark #steve rogers #sam wilson #anthony mackie

[ghouljams]

I wish to hear more about Murphy the feed store guy who is apparently getting freaked out by König paying full price

Murphy is like 70 years old and owns the feed store. The store has a name but nobody uses it because the sign is so old and the paint is so worn that everyone just calls it by the owner's name. "Murphy's" easy. The only thing that's really of note about Murphy or the store is that Murphy loves to haggle.

See every item in the store is slapped with a hilariously high price tag, so high that any farmer with half a brain would look at it and go, "Now hold on, that don't look right to me." But this is Murphy's design. Everyone in town knows that if you go to the feed store you gotta be prepared to haggle, gotta be prepared to stick to your guns and not wilt under Murphy's overgrown catapillar brows and eager grin. It's Goose's favorite part of shopping, and the rest of the 141 find out on their first trip to Murphy's what is expected and why.

One man in town has not gotten the memo. One man is trying to be polite and just pay Murphy for his wares. One man is 7 feet tall and stares Murphy down in a way that makes his stomach churn when he tells him he is happy to pay full price.

"You're sure I can't interest you in a discount?" Murphy asks hesitantly. König tips his head forward looking at the neatly notated order list and the prices. He looks back at Murphy, eyes boring holes into him, expression unreadable behind the bandana mask.

"Nein, I am sure you are asking what is fair." Murphy feels his stomach drop, is this guy trying to intimidate him? Is he trying to say something about his pricing practices? Murphy dabs his forehead with a handkerchief.

"You're a loyal customer, a discount would be-" König holds up a hand to stop him.

"You are very kind, but I am sure you need the money more than I do." Jesus christ. Murphy is starting to sweat. Is this guy trying to say the store is in disrepair? That he thinks business is bad?

"Hey buddy, you a fuckin' moron or what?" Moon asks behind König. Murphy sweats more watching König turn to face her. His eyes sweeping high and then tipping his head down to look at her. König's eyes narrow.

"Ah, hello sister." König says pleasantly, Moon stares up at him with all the patience of a woman parked next to a fire hydrant, "I did not know nuns were allowed to swear."

Murphy tries to motion for Moon to absolutely not respond to that. She blows a bubble with her gum and snaps it at König. "I'll say a Hail Mary later," she tells him, "Who are you supposed to be? Zorro?"

Murphy says a quick prayer: please dear God do not let your disciple start another fight in his store, not with this giant man.

"König, and you are?" The giant asks, tipping his head to the side, his fingers twitching too close to his holster for Murphy's liking.

"You like moonshine König?" Moon pulls a flip phone from her pocket, ignoring König's question.

"I do not know what that is."

"Fantastic." Murphy motions again, desperately, for Moon to maybe stop with the sales pitch. Just for his own health. König turns to look at him mid gesture.

"This is very rude," he tells him, mimicking the gestures Murphy had made, "we are trying to have a conversation."

"Of course," Murphy tells him, holding his hands up placatingly, "don't mind me." König nods, Moon raises a brow at Murphy. It's weird seeing him like this, he's usually so commanding. She looks up at König who is waiting patiently for her to continue their conversation.

Oh she is going to upcharge the hell out of this dumbass.

#oc: Murphy #oc: Moon #cowboy!König #why did you want this? what do you care about Murphy #König is big and twitchy and doesnt blink a lot it freaks Murphy out #why the fuck are you comfortable paying 200% markup dude? #Moon does absolutely extort this man #texting Goose about the giant weirdo freaking Murphy out and paying full price #goose: lol dumbass how much are you gonna charge him for corn? #moon: sends along upcharged number #goose: that might actually be more illegal than the fact that youre distilling in the woods. dont do that #ghoul speaks