Incorrect Quotes Pt. 3
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Camila: WHY. why did you give Luz a KNIFE?!
Eda: I’m sorry. She said she felt unsafe.
Camila: Now I feel unsafe!
Eda: I’m sorry.
Eda: ... would you like a knife?
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Luz: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Eda: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Camila: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Camila: Luz, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Luz: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Camila: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Gus.
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Gus: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Camila, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Gus:
Gus: fsh
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Gus: Change is inedible.
Camila: Don't you mean inevitable?
Gus, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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Luz: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Camila: What did you do Luz?
Luz: A MISTAKE
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Hunter or Atalanta: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Hunter or Atalanta: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
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Luz: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Luz: Vee and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Hunter: *Sighing* What did Vee do?
Luz: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Vee: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Luz: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Camila: Wasn't Hunter with you?
Hunter: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Luz: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Vee: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Hunter: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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*Atalanta and Willow skipping stones on lake*
Willow: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Atalanta, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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Atalanta: This is a mistake
Willow, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Atalanta: But not today
Willow, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
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Gus: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Willow: Oh, you’ve been?
Gus: Once. In Monopoly.
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Gus, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Luz: How?
Gus: How what?
Luz: How could they be worse?
Gus: They couldn’t, I lied.
Luz:
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Gus: Okay, truth or dare?
Hunter: Truth
Gus: How many hours have you slept this week?
Hunter:
Hunter: ...Dare
Gus: Go to bed.
Hunter: I don’t like this game.
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Camila: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Hunter: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Atalanta: I personally was created in a lab.
Vee: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Gus: Shit.
Willow: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Amity: OH MY GOD VEE FELL OFF!!!
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Willow: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Gus: Plane tickets?
Amity: Concert tickets?
Vee: Prostitution?
Willow, holding their broken frames: Glasses.
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Gus, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Willow, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Amity, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Luz, trembling: What are we playing
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Darius, tending to Hunter's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Hunter: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Adrian: Attie, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Atalanta: Oh, I’m always running
Atalanta: The question is from what
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Hunter: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Darius: You're like 15 years old
Hunter: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Collector, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
King: You did WHAT–
Luz: William Snakepeare
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Collector: Hey King,
King: Yes?
Collector: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
King:
King: Where’s Luz?
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Collector: We need a distraction.
King: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Luz, whispering: My time has come
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Eberwolf: Yo is Adrian sleeping or dead?
Raine: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Darius: Yeah, so did I.
Adrian: Okay first of all, fuck you-
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Eberwolf: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Raine: What?
Darius: That you're a child.
Adrian: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
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*Hunter and Atalanta sitting in jail together*
Atalanta: So who should we call?
Hunter: I’d call Darius, but I feel safer in jail
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Hunter: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Raine: Hunter no.
Luz: Mistlefoe.
Raine: Please stop encouraging him.
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Willow: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Luz, amazed: Wow...
Gus, to Luz: Well what does that mean?
Luz: I don't know.
Luz, to Willow: What does that mean?
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Willow: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Luz: Put spaghetti in it.
Willow: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Gus: Put spaghetti in it.
Willow: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Eda: Put spaghetti in it.
Willow: I'm no longer taking suggestions
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Atalanta: I can explain.
Hunter: Can you?
Atalanta: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie
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Hunter: Okay, help me please!
Luz: Got two words for you.
Hunter: I bet they won't be helpful.
Luz: Your problem.
Hunter: I was right
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Amity: This is such a bad idea.
Luz: Then why are you coming along?
Amity: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Eberwolf: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Darius: What's that?
Raine: Remorse code.
Darius: I'm even angrier now
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Luz: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Atalanta: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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*Amity and Luz skipping stones on lake*
Amity: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Luz, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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Amity: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Luz: You're like 15 years old
Amity: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Willow, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Luz.
Luz: How did you do that without turning around?
Willow: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
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Willow: So what’s for dinner?
Luz and Gus, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret
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*The squad is having dinner together*
Raine: Eberwolf, can you pass the salt?
Eberwolf: *Throws Darius across the table*
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Othala: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Lunna: *turning to Solis* How tall are you?
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The squad is trying to con some random guy
Othala: Um, Solis, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Solis: We need money!
Othala: You're scamming him?
Solis: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Othala: What?! No way!
Solis: Why not? We already stole Lunna!
Lunna: Hey guys
Othala: No, we didn't. Lunna can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Lunna: I wanna steal
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Raine: Eda and I don’t use pet names.
Lilith: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Raine: Honey?
Eda: Yes, dear?
Raine:
Lilith: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Hunter: Here's some advice
Atalanta: I didn't ask for any
Hunter: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Luz: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Amity: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Luz: Absolutely not.
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Darius: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Hunter: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Darius: Death is a social construct.
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Darius: What is your biggest weakness?
Hunter: I can be uncooperative.
Darius: Okay, can you give me an example?
Hunter: No.
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