#emotional support goat

[kitkats-and-kittens]

Six of Crows AU where Jesper brings an emotional support goat over from his Fathers farm and it’s just there for the entire duology.

Just imagine Nina, Kaz, Inej and Matthias escaping from Hellgate and as they approach the boat Nina is like.

“Is that one of the escape animals?”

And Kaz just sighs in annoyance and goes “no that’s just Milo”

And Jesper is just grinning holding his goat.

Or when Inej wakes up from being stabbed and she’s with Nina and Jesper walks in and she’s just like.

“You brought the goat!?!?”

And he’s like “I thought we’d need some comforting” and hands her a goat to pet.

Poor Wylans just constantly staring at it until he finally works up the courage to be like “so what’s up with the goat?”

And Jesper who infamously can’t take anything seriously is just like “what do you mean?” Completely deadpan as though bringing a goat to a prison heist is a completely normal thing to do and it sends Wylan spiralling.

Matthais already thinks the Crows are weird and the goat is just one more thing to confirm his suspicions, but Jesper is incredibly insistent that petting a goat is the number one way to alleviate stress and he eventually gives in and pets the goat.

It bites him.

And it only gets worse after they make it out.

Kuwei just has to hear Jesper lament about all his struggles to this goat for hours. The others are already used to it, but by the time they make it back to Ketterdam he’s seriously having second thoughts about why he finds this man attractive.

And Kaz has been half contemplating murdering it since Jesper joined the Dregs and bought the Goat along with him, but unfortunately everyone’s grown strangely attached, him included.

And Kaz won’t admit it, but he did grow up on the farm and they did have animals and the goat reminds him a little of when he was a kid and times were a little bit better. So he pretends to be completely and utterly against the goat like those dads when you get a dog acting like they don’t snuggle up next to it every night and the Crows figure out pretty quickly that Kaz does in fact love this goat.

So they go to confront Van Eck and they just bring the goat, cause why not?

And obviously Wylans dad is like. What’s up with the goat. And all the present crows stare at him like he’s the crazy one for thinking there’s something wrong with the goat.

6 of Crows + Jespers emotional support goat.

#six of crows #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #nina zenik #matthias helvar #kuwei yul bo #milo the goat #but like why not though? #also Colm shows up and is extremely surprised that Jesper still has the goat #emotional support goat #au

[butternutsquashthesenutz]

Just a reminder, there is a canon Milo who's a member of the Dregs in the books

#shadow and bone #six of crows #soc #sab s2 #milo the goat #jesper fahey #soc wylan #wylan van eck #nina zenik #inej ghafa #matthias helvar #milo the goat stays winning #emotional support goat

[ahedderick]

The southwest side of the house catches a lot of sun when the leaves are off the trees, so these crocus(es) bloom Extra early. I would like about 500 more scattered around the edges of the lawn. Maybe next fall will be crocus-planting time?

Rogue crocus, escaped into the lawn.

'Horse time' can be all work, half work - half fun, or all fun. Today was the 'all-fun' type for Hero. I walked him (with the irrepressible Nutmeg) down to Home Farm to hang out briefly in the black barn pasture. I can't just leave them there, because the field isn't up-to-code for livestock safety, but he had a very nice time munching on the little bit of green grass there was. Nutmeg was on high alert and didn't really do any nibbling. She didn't trust me to keep her safe, I guess. Look at that dubious look on her face. Also she fought me frantically when I tried to lead her across the bridge. Afraid of trolls? Who knows.

"They're probably just leaving me here for bait for the wolves! I must be on my guard!"

Nutmeg. we do not have wolves. for god's sake. Hero ate as if he'd never been fed before. Starving.

#farmblr #farm animals #hero and nutmeg #horseblr #horses of tumblr #goat #emotional support goat #two idiots #one brain cell

[callmefirefly]

So it seems you can now buy your very own emotion support goat from the Netflix shop - all hail Sankta Milo!

#tv #netflix #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #animals #awwww adorable #he’s too cute #he’s so precious #milo the goat #emotional support goat #all hail milo #sankta Milo #milo supremacy #honorary crow #callmefirefly

[foolofabookwyrm-activated]

Goatober 🌙 Pyjamas

Flashback to baby Ebb as a wee lad who loved to cuddle in his jammies

#Ebb #baby goat #emotional support goat #pyjamas #goats in pyjamas #goats #goatober2022

[beeesworld]

Conductor: The stupid thing (volcra) impaled itself on a spike!

Kaz: We need to get it off. The others will stand on it.

Conductor: More coal!

Kaz: We're down to fumes! We'll never make it with this extra weight.

Conductor: Give me a second.

Jesper, distraught: This is how we die.

Conductor: Jesper, grab the goat.

Jesper: I'm not throwing out the goat!

Conductor: Grab the damn goat! It's not bait. It's for you! I need you to calm down. Hug the goat. Shut the hell up.

#jesper fahey #emotional support goat #🐐 #milo the goat #shadow and bone

[brucespringsteencomments]

#submission #bruce springsteen #steven van zandt #like the emotional support goat to a race horse #thats a compliment #song: shout

[goat-yells-at-everything]

Grian reacting to Mumbo coming back is so fucking adorkable.

This Bromance is real and I love it.

Also the idea that Scar just logs out rather than tell Mumbo about "the ritual" is hilarious.

#goat yells at hermits #emotional support hermits #grian #mumbo jumbo #goodtimeswithscar

[ionlydrinkhotwater]

I love Simon's relationships with his female friends: Agatha (who even mentions growing up with Simon like a younger brother in WS) Penny (obvs, she probably taught him to never manspread) Helen and Ebb.

So I wanted draw him hanging out and having a nice magicless self care day with Agatha and her Normal gal pal Minty.

All of the comics are going to be pure fluff and humour cause that's all I wanna draw for these guys

Just a reminder: These are just my headcannons, it may or may not differ from yours, but the world's big enough for all of us. So please enjoy :)

#simon snow #the simon snow trilogy #simon snow series #carry on rainbow rowell #simon and baz #rainbow rowell #baz pitch #simon snow trilogy #fanart #comic #self care #emotional support baby goat #fluff #agatha wellbelove #simon snow comics #simon snow fan comic

[lilalilan]

Damn trauma is wild. It's been like 2 days and things are finally starting to get better. Sorry for all the dramatics, but given what I was dealing with and going through I think they're understandable

#totally love realizing things were traumatic (sarcasm) #it takes a minute to get used to the emotions of having figured out things were bad #listening to the mountain goats helps #so does having a supportive person there for you

[zodiacsea]

my boring white person trait is i don’t think the sunset tree by the mountain goats has left my top 10 albums of the year in like 3 years

#she’s my emotional support goats album. #漫言

[easypeasylindyvesey]

just thought i should say that the record with my rags blanket is now 20-10

dare i say it mostly brings good luck👀

#my mom is the literal GOAT for getting me the blanket for christmas #it’s my emotional support fr #rangers lb

[ahedderick]

A peaceful walk in the forest

Maybe.

   I took the critters for a walk the other day. If you’re wondering why I’d walk Hero instead of riding him, it’s because I wanted him to have the opportunity to browse some things he likes to eat that don’t grow in the pasture. A horse that is being ridden is not supposed to indulge in snacktime, so we walked together. With Nutmeg getting in the way constantly and Baxter trying to keep up.

#farm living #cartoon #comic #emotional support goat #goatblr #dogs #farm dogs #farm animals #hero and nutmeg

[cloud-chaser-2224]

Lines for my favourite goat dad ❤️

#my man is so boft i die every time #i love him your honour #we love a soft goat dad in this house #Eskel #witcher eskel #witcher #the witcher #fanart #please sir thats my emotional support witcher

[foolofabookwyrm-activated]

Goatober2022 🤘 Punk

I'm a few days late on this, but time is fake so here we are! Ebb and I will be dropping our first album soon!

(Photo edit idea thanks to @caitybug because they're a genius)

#PANIC! AT THE HOMESTEAD #pygmy goat #EBB #punk #alt album cover #goats #emotional support goat #goatober2022 #goatober 2022

[dick-nightwing-grayson]

the sad part is I was so ready to come on hear and tell you they finally killed off the joker (well one version of him anyway, I had no illusions that he'd eventually show up again) and then I flipped the page and found out that it hadn't actually happened

If anyone wants to see the Joker die and be immediately brought back to life can just read Last Laugh where Dick again shows why he is the king!

#goat dick grayson #doing what bruce cannot #last laugh #dick grayson #that's my emotional support character #anon asks #get his ass