#enough with the sass

[writeitinsharpie]

i have a thought about pjo that i can't quite articulate but it goes along the lines of:

athena gave annabeth as a gift to frederick because she liked his search for knowledge. in athena's eyes, any action of annabeth's reflects herself, which is why annabeth 'embarrassing' her had such strong consequences

poseidon fell in love with impertinent, stubborn sally jackson. percy wasn't a gift to her - he is a cumulation of all of her stubborn, steadfast love.

why wouldn't poseidon still love and aid percy when all of percy's insolence is why he loved sally in the first place?

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #sharpie says shit #pjo series #pjo tv show #annabeth chase #poseidon #athena #sally jackson #frederick chase #idk if i said it right #but basically #athena sees her children as boons she has given to the world #poseidon sees percy as a reflection of the woman he loved enough to break a vow for #annabeth sassing the gods is an embarrassment #percy sassing the gods is him being the Son of Sally Jackson #idk i just have a lot of feelings

[astrateiaa]

Tentative Alice Dyer design (under all that paperwork, her shirt says “fish want me women want me”)

#she doesn’t have enough sass in this drawing but that’s something to improve on I guess #i already love her #alice dyer #tmagp #tmagp fanart #the magnus protocol #art #fanart #tmagp is gonna make me drop all my marbles in the ocean i think #never to be seen again

[starcurtain]

I think the Ratiorine fandom really moved on too fast from the fact that Hoyo chose "charming audacity" and "dear gambler" as the first words players would hear from Ratio to Aventurine. Not the second scene. Not the third. The very first sentence players ever hear between those two.

And you know what, we also moved on much too quickly from the next scene too. Ratio was the one to start the whole "Aventurine is a peacock" thing. Why are you sitting around thinking about what alien animals your coworker reminds you of, Veritas? The joke is supposed to be that peacocks are noisy, but then they just drop that like a hot rock so the camera can do a slow pan on Aventurine's chest and Ratio can comment on Aventurine's clothing choices. Since when does Dr. Ratio care what people wear? Why were you looking?! Fellas, is it gay to compare your partner in crime to the symbol of male beauty???

#honkai star rail #ratiorine #aventio #dr. ratio #Aventurine #everyone makes such a big deal #of the bickering over Aventurine's backstory scene #and not enough deal over the fact that #Ratio is basically running his mouth #and nonsense is coming out every time he talks to Aventurine #Ratio dominates every other conversation he's been in #but Aventurine sasses him one time #and Ratio is suddenly channeling Alhaitham's fifth grade-level comebacks #I'm amazed he didn't hit Aventurine with the famous #“You're going to devolve into a fungus” line #“You dress like a peacock” is not the insult you think it is Ratio #plus #we have no evidence Aventurine has ever even seen a peacock #“Your clothes are highly reminiscent of this random alien creature from a planet you've never even been to” #Aventurine who just picked his fit because he likes teal: 🧍🏼

[orkazh-arts]

"Somebody will die… 😡" "Of fun ! 🥰"

#bg3 #karlach #lae'zel #laezel #shadowheart #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate fanart #baldur's gate 3 fanart #bg3 fanart #bg3 art #lae'zel fanart #laezel fanart #karlach fanart #lae'zel of k'liir #karlach cliffgate #shadowheart fanart #bg3 shart #jenevelle hallowleaf #i spent SO MUCH TIME on their outfits #when this is a meme and i could have simply drawn them in my chibi style #but this was so much fun!!! #love my girls #love drawing them #hopefully i'll draw more of them soon cuz i can't get enough #shadowheart is there for vibes and sass only #this drawing made me come to the realization that drawing intricate outfits IS actually fun #so stay tuned

[ravenalla]

Snarky Din how I miss you

#the mandalorian #din djarin #sorry for complaining so much I just hate he doesn’t have the same expression or interactions like he use to #where’s the sass #where’s the charming vulnerability we got to sometimes see #The moment with Ragnar was the close but he still sounded like a robot #why does his covert not talk like real human beings aghhh drives me insane #also enough with the giant monsters #you can’t just throw in a creature when you don’t know how to do characters or a plot Favreau 😭 #the mandalorian spoilers #the mandalorian season 3 spoilers

[better-call-mau1]

Ahsoka: Here it is, Sabine. The remote system where your “just a friend” has been living in exile for five years.

Sabine:

Ahsoka: The “just a friend” who gave you his lightsaber, symbolic of putting his very life in your hands.

Sabine:

Ahsoka: The same lightsaber you clutch to your chest at night and murmur tender nothings to when you think I’m not looking.

Sabine:

Ahsoka: I suppose we should go down and find your “just a friend” so you two can reaffirm your complete lack of romantic tension with long, wistful looks and casual intimate gestures and heartfelt confessions of how much you mean to each other.

Sabine:

Ahsoka:

Sabine:

Ahsoka:

Sabine: Are you fin——

Ahsoka: Maybe we’ll get ambushed by some ferocious predator native to Wild Space, and you’ll instantly jump into action, demonstrating your uncanny ability to know what the other’s thinking and act as two halves of one inseparable whole. Like, I dunno...an old married couple?

Sabine: Alright, can I just say——

Ahsoka: I’m sorry, a *platonic* old married couple. My mistake.

#sabezra #sabine wren #ezra bridger #ahsoka tano #please give me something like this in the Ahsoka show #PLEASE DAVE PLEASE #doesn’t have to be as cracky but 40-something Ahsoka totally has potential to be a sass master #like Obi-Wan before her #so much potential #but either way I love Ahsoka as a Sabezra shipper and headcanons are enough for me #ezrabine #star wars incorrect quotes

[hanakihan]

you know what screw canon I literally want to see Kamish being a legit part of Jinwoo’s army and being annoyed boomer grandpa they need (also mentor figure for Kaisel let’s gooooo)

but plz everyone are so noisy he just naps in jinchul’s shadow without him even knowing so (simply because when kamish was so done jinwoo happened to chat with jinchul whose shadow was closest) and he kinda stayed here

also excuse me kamish can shrink to tiny cuddly thing and I just want tired jinchul come home and turn only to see a mini humanity’s calamity casually napping on his coach poor man legit has to hit his head on door to see if he’s hallucinating or no

also jinchul and kamish friendship lets go

#solo leveling #woo jin chul #kamish #listen they’ll become quick friends #the sass and tiredness in them #jinchul treating kamish as a home cat fight me #lmao Jinwoo notices kamish’s not in his shadow eventually #then just sees familiar eyes in jinchul’s shadow and is like gdi old man #jinchul carrying mini S rank calamity in his arms at work just to terrify people #all fun and games until mini Kamish becomes full size Kamish #LMAO KOBAYASHI’S MAID SCENE THO WHERE SHE CLEANS TOHRU ON ROOFTOP #JINCHUL AINT PAID ENOUGH TO SHOWER A CALAMITY ON TOP OF KHA BUILDING

[lamb-roadtrip]

(from the official Monster Roadtrip × Cult of the Lamb crossover)

Continued from this.

The Lamb was not impressed by your antics. (Fail)

#cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl lamb #monster roadtrip #lamb roadtrip #they get enough sass from the bishops as it is

[sadberrystuff]

gay agenda? yeah, mine's FULL

*stares at my raging penumbra podcast hyperfixation*

*stares at wtnv and tma being half-finished by me*

*stares at wolf 359, camp here and there, and kaleidotrope on my up-next list*

#not full enough for a twinky sass bastard to sashay in and sweep me into his arms like a prince tho #still waiting for that reservation #tpp #wtnv #tma #kaleidotrope #wolf 359 #podcasts #audio drama #gay #lgbtq

[illuminatedquill]

[AU where Sabine went with Ezra in the Rebels series finale and meets the Emperor]

Palpatine: All you have to do is walk through the gateway, Ezra Bridger. And then you can be with your parents again.

Ezra: (conflicted)

Sabine: I have a counter-offer.

Palpatine: . . . ?

Sabine: How about instead I shove this blaster up your ass, pull the trigger, and show you what a REAL purge looks like?

#sabezra #sabine wren #ezra bridger #star wars rebels #ezrabine #star wars #emperor palpatine #not enough people sassed palpatine #sabine would have fixed that

[ryukisgod]

The Dolly version of Jolene is knowingly pathetic in the way she pleads with Jolene. The Beyoncé version is unknowingly pathetic in the way she threatens Jolene to stay away from her man, it’s giving Better Than Revenge.

Out of the two versions, the self awareness Dolly’s version has and the lack of self awareness Beyoncé’s has makes Dolly’s the clear winner.

#better than revenge #was written by a teenage #taylor swift #who looks back on the lyrics with embarrassment #she says back then she was foolish #enough to think another woman could steal your boyfriend #rather than your boyfriend is responsible for his choices #telling another woman to stay away from your man is pathetic #direct that energy at your husband #or better yet just divorce him if he doesn’t want to be faithful #the #beyonce #version is very faux empowerment #as though anger and sass are cool in and of themselves #but they aren’t when they come from a place of #I can’t trust my husband but I’m staying with him anyway #girl that’s not a flex #anyway #dolly parton #Jolene #forever

[kierancaz]

I wish we got more of Legolas being weird in the movies. Like I haven’t read the books yet but I love the way the fandom describes him as being a little shit and like actually really fucking weird and I just wish we got more of that and also that it came across more in fanfics.

#lotr #lord of the rings #like pls I love love love all the Legolas fics I’ve read but also I wish they acknowledged how much of an apparent weirdo little freak #one post I read says that he would just stare into the woods and said goodbye to a river and I just ???? #In the movies he’s cool #and in the hobbit he’s kinda mean but still hot so I excuse it #in lotr I think he had most of this sass cut but then again I haven’t read the books so idk #but I wish in fanfics there was more of him being a weirdo instead of like a romantic #he is a weirdo and a shit and I love him and I don’t even know anymore #I need big dumbo dummy Legolas idk what to say #enough ranting #the hobbit #gandalf the grey #legolas x reader #legolas x y/n #legolas fic #legolas lotr #lotr legolas #legolas

[valerie4ever]

I have something important to say^^^

ok that is all <3

#val kilmer #the saint #guys. #he’s gorgeous #we don’t talk enough about this specific valerie character #valerie I love you so much #ugh. #I stared at these pictures for so long today #can you tell I just rewatched the saint? #the first two pics are just him looking stunning and the last one I just LOVE bc the sass he’s exuding????

[giantmonstermash]

Hmm. Y'know, considering that @harrison-armory-official are keeping in proper touch with their customer-base, I'm surprised that Smith-Shimano Corpro, IPS-Northstar, or General Massive Systems haven't thrown together their own accounts to do likewise.

Superior By Design, right down to Public Relations and Customer Communication, eh?

#lancer rpg #HORUS has likely already been here for ages. #Bet it'll happen soon enough though. #can't wait to see the sass-wars between the Manufacturer-accounts. #Smith-Shimano Corpro #Harrison Armory #General Massive Systems #IPS-Northstar #and #of course #HORUS

[strawberryvanillablast]

Narancia, wrapping a sleep-deprived Giorno in a swaddle of blankets: Now, Giorno, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay?

Abbacchio: Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face.

Narancia: SILENCE, GOTH MAN.

Abbacchio: 0_0

Giorno: o_o

#jojo kimyou na bouken #jojo no kimyō na bōken #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo bizarre adventure #jjba part 5 #jojo part 5 #jjba pt 5 #jojo pt 5 #vento aureo #golden wind #giorno giovanna #leone abbacchio #narancia ghirga #narancia has had enough of abbacchio's sass

[okmcintyre]

#the 100 #john murphy #ASKING THE BIG QUESTIONS #i love him & don't talk about him enough #so starting with everyone's fave 🪳 #the100 #poll #polls #(no sass for s5!Murphy that's just the energy he was giving off 🖤) #the100rewatch #pollskt