#fancy mf

[hopeluna]

Thinking about.....Barbatos being lowkey unhinged whenever he is slightly jealous. You can't really tell from his polite mask that he has put on but he's going through every possible torture methods in his head as this guest at Diavolo's ball is getting a little too friendly for his comfort.

You notice his eye twitching from annoyance when the said guest puts a fleeting hand on your arm, laughing at their own joke. Barbatos acts nonchalant when you drag him away to a little secluded space, though you can see his decorum slipping, second by second.

"Barbatos, no."

You get just a shrug in response. "Lets go back, dear", a polite smile as he leads you gently back to the main hall. You decide to leave it at that and instead enjoy the party, making sure that Mammon isn't sneaking his way into the royal treasury.

A few days later, you decide to make your way to Barbatos, having nothing better to do for the day and missing him.

While you're with him, chatting on about your day, a thought strikes you as you ask him about that one way-too-friendly guest. It was as if they disappeared from the ball afterwards.

You, again, get only a shrug in response, "I have no idea what you are talking about".

You pretend not to notice the way his lips threaten to quirk up.

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#i will never shut up about barbatos being a unhinged little shit #oh you think he's so fancy and polite?? #NAH MF #everyone is literally afraid of him and i love it <33 #obey me x reader #obey me x you #obey me x mc #obey me barbatos x reader #obey me barbatos #barbatos x reader #om! barbatos #obey me drabble #obey me imagines #obey me headcanons #obey me hcs #obey me crack #obey me fluff #obey me barbatos x mc #barbatos x mc #barbatos x you #obey me x y/n

[ineffably-splendid]

Does anyone else have this „do I fancy them or do I want to be them” kinda problem going on, or is it just me.

#also so many random people where I just go 😦 #that only applies to people I only / mostly know through a screen tho for some reason lmao #in rl I only develop attraction after I get to know them #soooo many people #also: #Crowley #Jenna Coleman #david Tennant #Clara Oswald #cate blanchett #gilian anderson #the Doctor #mads mikkelsen #ewan mcgregor #obi wan kenobi #hugh dancy #good omens #Doctor who #billie piper #… and so many more #I FANCY YOU ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL MFs #berethil

[despiashrq]

#gundam #my gifs #gundam unicorn #full frontal out here continuing to be the coolest mf in space #still can't take that name seriously though #glad to have my smug fancy tactics boy back at least

[jasontoddssuper]

Most Jason Todd simps aren't actually Jason Todd simps.You're probably wondering what the fuck i mean by this so i will explain:

Almost all of the traits these zero rizz weirdos say they love about Jason are literally the opposite of him.He respects women very much and always has yet they have him say misogynistic shit,he's not actively interested in romance and s///ex yet they make him a serial flirt,he thinks in-cest is gross yet barely gets any shipping outside of his family member's(both canon ones and ocs and i can't tell which pisses me off more)and he kills ped0philes yet they insist he'd be attracted to minors and want to date people way older than him when he's only in his early 20s,including his much older brother's wife💀The only one they get right is that he's a cocky asshole with a soft side and even then,the 'soft side' is invaliated by the rest of the stuff they do with him

Like idk who they're simping for but it's not Jason Todd,maybe it's Kylo Ren,and i ask that they Cease

#that's what not reading comics does to a mf #and yes turning him into a y///andere is also bad 'y///andere' is just a fancy word for abuser #jason todd #pro jason todd #batfam #robin #red hood #ditf #utrh #ditf 2020 #rhato #rho #wfa #as always my jason is afro-dominican a bi trans man and is extremely adhd autistic and mdd #anti kylo ren #anti reylo #koriand'r #dickkory #antijaykory #antijoyfire #anti batcest #dick grayson #letters from summer

[not-yet-asleep]

Jarchivist doodle for your soul

#the magnus archives #jonathan sims #the archivist #jarchivist #fancy earings cuz all eye avatars are extra ass mfs

[bails0o0]

Zomboss would 100% be some kind of gender fluid like look at this fruit

#pvz #plants vs zombies #dr zomboss #this mf goes by he/her i will not be taking questions #might do this up all fancy later we will see

[discjude]

just accidentally stumbled across the font used in Rise and Fall's covers lmao. It's called Cinzel Decorative and can be accessed free in google docs. you'll find out how I discovered it soon enough

spreading the information to the world

#mfs when they type “foxwood” in a fancy looking font and the double o's do something #take this information and run with it #tsfgae #sge #the school for good and evil #school for good and evil #rotsge #fotsge #foxwoodposting

[spooksicl-e]

spoon!strange variant back again woooo

aka stephen strange making self-destructive decisions as a stephen strange is wont to do

#doodle and backgroundless drawing under the cut #he could just be normal stephen strange too if that suits your fancy better #my art #the @ is my insta #fanart #fanartist #art #doctor strange #stephen strange #doctor strange: multiverse of madness #benedict cumberbatch #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #marvel comics #loosely inspired by the wotw comics #his outfit changes every time i draw him #but if it’s stephen with tentacles then it’s the same mf i promise #he’s not actually holding a smoothie in the doodle #because he can’t eat #wotw stephen things #also i was too lazy to change the doodle to accommodate the dialogue xo

[sanjisblackasswife]

#the height difference makes me sick #ugh #theyre so cute #yes i see the potential #Idc Viola fancied him idc #why sanji and Zoro looked so good w them breads #also they was skinny than a mf

[blutomindpretzel]

CLAN PORTRAITS ‼️‼️‼️ SITTING FOR HOURS TOGETHER: Sam’s super fidgety and doesn’t stop complaining about how insane rich people are, Lovely and Vincent keep making each other laugh, Williams catching on a little too much and laughing himself. Alexis is sporting a blank, sour expression and staring straight, focusing on the task ahead. Fred and Bright keep arguing on who looks the most *grand*, trying to match and mock each other’s poses

#redacted asmr #redacted Solarie clan #redacted William #redacted lovely #redacted vincent #redacted sam #redacted Fred and bright #and of course the painting looks so fucking badass afterwards #everyone’s is fancy ass clothes and made Sam wear a cowboy hat #William looking to his side and smiling down at lovely like he’s so proud of them and Vincent #YEA THAT BITCH IS GOING ABOVE THE MF MANTLE

[schoenht]

Pomefiore or Scarabia 😈😈😈

- 🦋 Anon

scarabia. LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN BEFORE ANY OF YOU COME FOR ME. i would die in pomefiore. 11 pm curfew for good skin like. I can do the skincare and everything else BUT 11 PM CURFEW ?? NAH. DOES THEIR FOOD HAVE SPICES ?? THIS IS A REAL QUESTION.

scarabia is a party (rip jamil I'm gonna help him with smth magical called uber eats) and they've got spices AND THEY HAVE KALIM AL-ASIM. jamil is great BUT WHO DOESN'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH KALIM.

#💜.answers #🦋.anon!!! #I LOVE POMEFIORE TRULY probably bc they're so fancy #but I'd rather be in the mf desert

[the-halfling-prince]

Had this vision in my head, had to draw it. Idk what the context is but here's another teen Zephyr drawing but this time one of my ocs is there too

#I imagine this would be like if the 'we have to dress formal to sneak into this fancy event for a mission' trope was fantasy viking-ified #(yes I know rtte sorta already did that in last auction hero leave me alone) #my posts #my art #Zephyr doesn't know how to sit it dresses. Gay MF doesn't know how to sit outside of dresses. Girl can't sit. #RJ (the OC) is the definition of 'cleans up well' #I did mess up on RJ's hair I put her bangs in the wrong side but y'all wouldn't know that so idk why I'm saying it #Zephyr doesn't clean up well she doesn't even know what that means. She dragged that skirt through the mud. #Putting zeph in all green felt like a betrayal to my color system I accidentally put in place for the main five. #Zephyr's red. Nuffink is blue. Spike is green Eric is orange and RJ is purple. (Madder is yellow but she's sorta a later addition #to the team. Also Hatchet and Spade are neutrals) #Hmm out of all of these characters I've only drawn Hatchet and Spade's dragon. That hideous zippleback I drew a while ago you know #Anyway I'm done rambling #Have a nice night #dragon riders second generation #<btw that's the tag I'm using for all of my teen zephyr and her friends stuff so if it's annoying then there's the tag to block #And if you want more. Well. There's the tag to search on my blog. I've put everything there. #Ugh I hate how embarrassed I get everytime I talk about these guys. 'oh it's so cringe-' bitch shut up #I'll look at other people's httyd OCs and go 'oooh cool I love that' but then the second I go to post mine I'm like 'ugh cringe-' #Cringe culture is dead post the damn drawing write the damn fic. #Honestly at this point I treat Zephyr like an OC. Dreamworks lost their rights to her she's mine now /hj #Like I used the personality Dreamworks gave her as like a baseline and then made her (and Nuffink) better #And I gave them friends.

[angryborzois]

So I've been playing OFF this whole time without knowing wtf an ectoplasm was 😭

#angryborzois rambles #apparently its a fancy term to mean some kind of spiritual energy #i just thought ectoplasm meant ghost #💀 #but hey im also the mf who was collecting orbs without knowing what they did

[tysonfurybattlepass]

Hey here's a hot take that you might disagree with but it's in my brain so I'm sharing it anyways: there's a strong possibility that Spade King did NOT, in fact, lock up the other three kings. Like, Seam uses the passive voice to talk about the incident "...And three of the kings were locked away. The remaining king...", and the other three kings don't mention anything about Spade King either. So yes, it's still possible that Spade King locked them up, but that passive voice stuff seems intentional, and what with the fact that they're *still* locked up as well even though Spade King is very much not in power...I feel like something's up. What that is I have no idea, but fuck.

this would make the whole ch1 situation even funnier because it implies that spade didnt even contribute to the coup that put him in power. the knight had to do it for him. if this is true then king spade is canonly 0-3. has not won a single fight that wasnt against a ten year old. the knight knew his ass couldn’t beat the other kings in a fight so they did it for him. he didn’t feel like being responsible for the child he willingly had so he passed the kid off to the least competent person available and called it a day. THEN he spent the entire chapter trying to avoid having to leave his house or get his hands dirty with teenager blood, to the point of getting his own third grader son to play hitman and do it for him. this man will die kicking and screaming before he will be forced to act on his own behalf god bless

#HE IS SO FAIL IT MAKES ME MAD<3 #pokes him with a fucking stick DO SOMETHING #(he will not) #no wonder he got wasted by teenagers with larp gear #this man cant even load the dishwasher himself #how can you both insist that you are the baddest mf in the room but simultaneously refuse to fight your own fights #unless of course that fight is one you know you’ll win. punk ass #put him in the fucking pit with my darkner sabertooth oc man is getting turned into a fancy rug or perhaps a coat #deltarune #jordan talks

[blooming-cecilia]

s/a/g/a/u thought: cosmetic mo/ds

#tulip says #dont mind the slashes im just trying to be safe #but like #may or may not have tried modding. said fuck it and did it. #now i just cant stop thinking of them getting surprised by their outfit/hair/weapon/etc magically changing when you log in #fancy new outfit for them 🥺?! #disappointed when they cant wear it whenever youre gone but boy are they SMUG to everyone who saw em in it #theyre now on the level of characters that got canon skins (if u own any)!! #makes them feel super special even if theyre a bit jelly still that they cant wear it even when you're gone unlike canon skin #but i feel like some of these delulu mfs would think its only meant for your viewing pleasure. or something. #also yes. sighs. i still think abt sagau sometimes boooooo

[justapieceintheirgames]

My massage therapist told me that my back is starting to "look like an athlete's." Do I believe her? Not for a second. Will I be riding the high her comment gave me for the next several weeks though? You bet.

#i was like...are you sure...and she was like yeah your back looks like an upside-down triangle and i was like...ARE YOU SURE #and she said 'i know your body better than anyone else so if there's anyone who would be sure it's me' and I just thought to myself #...did you have to phrase that so intimately? SKSGDHJG #anyway she's a pt too so I didn't want to argue with her #what kickboxing & protein shakes do to a mf i guess #UPDATE so i used my brother's fancy body composition scale and it said I gained 2kg of muscle which is WILD #because I've only been casually training for 4 months? #tldr; if you want to be dorito-shaped then start kickboxing ig #personal #goodnight