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Far-Out! concept arts
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kartsie · 9 months
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Ma Kent is so important and I (and Clark) love her
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nenyc · 2 months
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RESIDENT ALIEN | 03x03 - 141 Seconds
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neonghostlights · 6 months
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Chapter Six: Smoke Alarms
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A/N: We all need a little alien smut in our lives. Also, “intergalactic seed”
Summary: Your dull life gets flipped upside down when a stranger crash lands on your farm. When the mystery of what he is unravels, he takes you and your heart for a ride that is out of this world.
Warnings: SMUT, 18+ only, sex with an alien, oral sex, alien physical features, Eddie has an enhanced sense of smell, strength, and speed, Eddie picks up and carries reader (he is very strong), unprotected PinV sex, bad puns, Eddie almost burns down the farm, time jump at the end, 18+ only, MINORS DNI
Wordcount: 3.4k
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You could hear the beeping from outside the house when you pulled up to the front of the house. 
You had spent all shift daydreaming, excited to get home for some reason. You had even stopped by a fast food joint to buy food with money that you didn’t even have because you wanted to see Eddie’s face when he tried something fried. 
But all of your hopes and dreams came crashing down you heard the loud, rhythmic shrill of your fire alarm as soon as you pulled up to the house. 
The sounds of your shoes hitting the porch steps sounded like thunder. It was possible that your feet weren’t even hitting the ground with how fast you were moving. 
You threw the door open to immediately get hit with the smell of smoke. The sound of your smoke alarm blaring was deafening and you just wanted to cover your ears and run but you couldn’t. 
“Eddie?!” You screamed, pushing into the house and into the kitchen. 
There was a pan on the stove, smoke billowing it out of it. 
You grabbed a lid and threw it on top of the pan to try to smother any possible flames. You immediately started fanning with a dish towel and opening any windows to try to air the kitchen out. 
Your eyes pricked with tears from the way your throat burned from the smoke and also because of the panic crashing through you at the thought of losing your home. 
You were mid wave of the dish towel when you finally noticed Eddie in the corner. He had his hands pressed to his ears, eyes wide with fear. 
“Eddie,” you choked out, forgetting the dish towel and rushing towards him. “Are you okay?”
The smoke alarm finally clicked off, the smoke clearing out enough for the device to deem the air clean. 
He seemed to be in shock, panic evident on his face as his eyes flicked between you and the still smokey kitchen behind you. 
You coughed a little, the polluted air getting trapped in your throat. Eddie snapped out of his panic then, grasping for your hand and whisking you through the kitchen and out of the still open front door. 
“Eddie!” you yelled as he pulled you down the steps, only stopping when he reached your truck. “The fire is out! We’re safe.” 
“Safe?” Eddie asked, genuine concern. 
“Safe from whatever you were setting on fire!” You pulled your arm away from his grip. “What the hell is wrong with you? Why would you touch the stove? I left you things to eat! You could have burned my house down and then what?” 
You were panting, wide eyed and furious at the alien that stood before you. 
“I wanted to make you food,” he explained after a moment, his translator taking a second to catch up with your fast, angry talking. 
“I make the food,” you said, pointing at yourself. “You don’t know how things work and you almost burned down everything I own!” 
“On my planet…there are things in the ceiling to stop flames from happening,” he lifted his hands in a moment to show something dropping from the imaginary ceiling. 
“We have those too. They’re called sprinklers. But my house doesn’t have that because it’s like one hundred years old! And it is very flammable!” You yelled. 
Eddie sighed, a deep sigh, seemingly deciding to either not to say anything else about this or not knowing exactly what to say to you. 
Tears pricked your eyes and before you knew it you were crying. 
“So you’re not going to say anything now? You were just going to burn my house down and leave me with nothing at all? And then you can just hop on your stupid spaceship and leave me here?” You asked, words pouring out of your chest as you stared up at him. 
Eddie’s face crumpled as he took in the words you were saying, and the devastation evident in your tone. 
“I will not leave you here,” Eddie pledged, eyes focused on yours as he spoke like he was making a promise that he intended to keep. “I just wanted to make you happy. You have been doing a lot to protect me when you did not have to. You could have called your government but you didn’t. I wanted to make it better for you.”
But you knew he couldn’t keep that promise. Tomorrow he would go back out to the field to work on his ship until he eventually fixed it. And then tonight wouldn’t matter anymore. 
You wouldn’t matter anymore. 
You had to keep reminding yourself that things like this didn’t matter. Yesterday when Eddie gave you the best orgasm in the world with his alien tongue, it didn’t matter. This morning when you woke up in his arms after he snuck in your bed didn’t matter either. 
What you were about to do didn’t matter. 
You pushed forward without thinking, shoes sliding against gravel as you practically threw yourself at him. 
Eddie caught you with a firm grip, long fingers digging into your upper arms as you pushed your lips against his. Eddie was a little cool, like he always was. His body temperature seemed to run lower than yours.  
He froze, lips not moving back but when you went to pull away, he pushed his face forward, catching onto your movements and learning as he went. 
You felt hot, flushed at the way Eddie was kissing you like he wanted to devour you. It reminded you of the skill he had with his tongue and the thought made you rub your thighs together. 
Eddie paused, breaking to look down at you with wide eyes and flared nostrils. 
You wondered if he could smell you, if he knew how you were being affected by his kiss alone. 
“I’m pretty sure the smoke has cleared out. Are you ready to go back inside?” You asked when he allowed you to break apart. 
“Inside,” was his only response before picking up off of the ground. 
“Eddie!” You yelled, legs kicking as he bounded up the steps. 
You learned a new thing about your new little alien friend then. 
He was strong. Very strong. 
He was moving so quickly to your bedroom it was almost a blur. 
You felt the bed against your back, trying to reorient yourself after you had been placed on the bed but before you knew it Eddie was over you, pressing his lips to yours once more and spinning you out of orbit. 
He was a starving man. It was like he had been deprived his whole life of kissing you and now that he had a taste he couldn’t get enough. 
You had to push his face away gently to get some air. He pulled back, looking at you with nothing but adoration that made your heart hurt. You had to close your eyes and turn your head away for a moment because of the intensity of it. 
Eddie wouldn’t let you though, he placed a palm against your cheek gently holding your face in place. 
“What’s wrong?” He asked, voice husky and pale green skin glowing slightly in the darkness of your bedroom. 
“I’m scared I’m going to get attached to you,”  you admitted, bravery striking you.“It's only been a few days and I’m already getting attached to you.” 
Eddie looked down at you thoughtfully, head tilted as he digested your words. He frowned slightly. 
“Is that a bad thing?” He asked. 
You nodded. 
“Very bad,” you whispered. “Because you can’t stay here.” 
Eddie chewed his lip for a moment, the action very human. 
“Do not think about that right now.” 
And that’s all you needed to hear before you started kissing him again. 
Your hands traveled from his arms to his hair where you gave a little experimental tug. Eddie groaned into your mouth, obviously liking it. 
His hips grinded into yours and you hiked a leg up over him so you could move your hips back against him. 
Your hands slipped under the black t-shirt he was wearing, feeling his soft, velvety cool skin under your fingertips. He shivered at your touch, helping you pull his shirt over his head. 
When it was your turn to remove your scrub top and bra, his mouth practically fell open as he stared at your chest. You felt shy, going to cover yourself when he put a hand up, stopping you from hiding. 
You sat and stared at each other for a moment before Eddie finally spoke. 
“I am going to take this out of my mouth now,” he said as he pointed at his mouth, talking about the translator. “It is uncomfortable.” 
“Okay,” you sighed, sad that you were losing your one way of understanding Eddie. He kept the interpreters in his ears, he would still be able to understand what you said though. 
Eddie set the translator onto the nightstand. When he relaxed back on the bed, sitting across from where you laid, staring at him, you spoke up. 
“Take off your pants.” 
Eddie blinked before scrambling into action, standing at the side of the bed and undoing the tie on his sweat pants and pulling them down to his ankles. 
How had you not noticed before? 
He wasn’t wearing underwear and the second he pulled them down his hard cock popped out and smacked against his stomach. 
You were in awe, crawling across the bed to get a better look at him. 
He was long, uncut and thick. He looked like a human except there were no pubes. Around the base of his dick and spread across his hips were little things you could only describe as rough green scales. They shined, looking iridescent and beautiful. Eddie was otherworldly, from the way he was built to all of his extras. 
You ran a finger against the rough texture and watched how he twitched. 
He liked it. 
“Come here,” you commanded as you scooted back on the bed, pulling your pants down not as gracefully as Eddie had. 
Eddie didn’t care though, his eyes trailed your now naked body as you laid against your pillows. 
He climbed up on the bed again, prowling over your body. His nostrils flared as he took a deep inhale and his eyes rolled back in his head for a moment as he hovered over you. 
He leaned down to your ear, his lips tickling the shell of your ear as he whispered something to you in his language before pressing a kiss to your neck three times. Chills erupted across your skin, like what he said to you meant something. You closed your eyes for a second, savoring the sweet feeling that filled your heart at his words. 
You wanted to grab his translator, have him pop it back in his mouth so he could say it again but you didn’t have time to shove it in his mouth before his lips were skimming your collar bones and down your breasts softly. 
His tongue licked around your nipples, the feeling sending tingles across your chest. You arched your back, pressing your chest closer to his face. He latched his lips around your nipple, sucking before he moved to give attention to the next. 
You whimpered his name as he trailed soft kisses down your stomach, going lower and lower torturously slow, like he was savoring the way your skin felt against his lips. 
He spread you apart with his long fingers, examining you with a lustful look on his face before he licked a long, slow stripe up your slit. 
Your hips bucked and he held you down with one hand placed firmly on your lower abdomen. 
He groaned as he tasted you, diving back in to suck on your clit. You gasped, hands digging into his hair and tugging as he tortured you with his mouth. 
Eddie stopped only for a moment to look up at you with a wild eyed look and disheveled hair. He said something in his language again before pressing a sweet kiss to the skin just above your clit. You had never had someone devour you yet show you such tenderness at the same time.  
You sat up a little, reaching down to grab his arm and pull him up to you. 
“Please come here,” you begged and he obeyed as he climbed up your body, positioning his hips between your spread legs. 
“I want you to fuck me,” you whispered in to hear softly. He shivered at your words, looking down at you once to read your face before lining himself up to your entrance and sliding in. 
He was so big that it was a stretch that took you a second to get used to. You shifted your hips, sighing at the friction of your clit rubbing against his scales. They weren’t as rough as you originally thought, instead perfectly textured to give you pleasure. 
Like he was built for you and you for him. 
You grinded against him, hips held in the air, back against the bed, and hands clasping his large hands tightly. Your mouth was open against his, air being punched from your lungs as he gave and gave and gave some more. 
He seemed just as affected as you were, skin glowing a little brighter as he pulled back and thrusted into you again.His movements sent shockwaves up your spine, already on the edge from his tongue moments before. You were already ready to topple over the edge. 
It had been so long, so long since you had felt connected to someone like this. So long since you wanted to feel like this with someone outside of the romance books you read regularly.  
It was overwhelming. 
Eddie was talking to you in his language switching between rough and soft melodic words in his raspy voice, it spurred on the intensity of your feelings as you nodded along absently to whatever he was saying. You could have been agreeing to an alien invasion for all you knew.
Eddie picked up his speed, and the intensity had you unraveling. 
You saw stars, planets, galaxies, and whole universes behind your eyelids. Your body traveled through the sky like you were on a spaceship of your own, taking Eddie with you. 
Eddie came shortly after you, pumping you full of his intergalactic seed. 
Now was not the best time to start worrying about protection. 
You were sticky, slick with sweat. Your hips ached from holding them in a way to best feel his scales against your clit. You let your bottom half collapse on the bed, Eddie moving with you. 
You laid like that for a moment, his weight on top of you comfortably. It was nice, secure. Like he was keeping you from floating away on your dreamy little postorgasmic cloud. 
You snaked an arm away from him and he popped his head up, looking to see what you were doing. You patted your hand blindly on the nightstand, palm brushing the metal of the translator before grabbing it and putting it to Eddie’s mouth. 
He slipped it under his tongue without argument. 
He stared down at you, full of admiration and affection. The way he was looking at you made you wonder if he was feeling the weight of new emotions in his heart as well, or whatever the alien equivalent to a heart was. It reminded you of the other day, when he looked down at you the same way just before you freaked out. 
You wouldn’t let yourself freak out this time. 
“What were you saying?” You asked, not wanting to break the silence but also needing to know what the words he had said to you in the middle of your passion meant. 
“I was saying,” he said, pausing to lean down and press a kiss to your lips, “that you are mine.” 
Yeah, it was gonna hurt like hell when he left, but you were going to let yourself  enjoy the happiness while you had it. 
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You had dozed off for only a few hours before you woke up again in Eddie’s arms. 
Before you fell asleep you had both woken up and gotten cleaned up, sharing sleepy kisses in the bathroom as you ran warm water over the both of you. 
But now you were blinking lazily, the room still dark and the only thing in your line of sight was Eddie, wrapped in one of your pink, fluffy throw blankets and blinking at the ceiling. 
“What are you thinking about?” You wondered sleepily. 
Eddie’s eyes snapped towards you, a smile gracing his face at the fact that you were awake. It made you shy, him looking at you like you were his favorite person in the universe. You tucked your face into the comforter to hide your bashful grin. 
He popped the translator back under his tongue. Before you fell asleep he had taken it out again. He said it made his tongue and mouth sore since it wasn’t something that was to be worn all the time like he had been wearing it since he landed here. 
You forgot sometimes that Eddie had only been here with you for three days. It felt like it had been a lifetime since he crash landed into your life. Shame and guilt crept through you at the thought of how quickly what happened between you and Eddie transpired, but the way he looked at you made the guilt disappear. 
“I was thinking about home,” he admitted. 
“Oh?” You asked, raised brow. “You miss it?” 
Eddie thought for a moment before shaking his head. “I love home but I worry about my uncle. He will miss me the most and worry about where I went.” 
“Well, maybe you’ll get the ship fixed sooner than you think and you can go home and explain what happened,” you offered, the words bitter on your tongue. You didn’t want to rush Eddie out of here, you wanted the exact opposite. But if he missed his home then you couldn’t make him stay. It wasn’t safe for him to stay. 
The government would have a field day with him and you shivered at the thought. 
Eddie just looked at you, like he was unsure what to say. 
“Can I tell you about my home?” 
You sat up, excited to hear about the planet he came from. 
“It looks like earth but not the same. We have water as well that separates land.  Our homes are smaller than yours  and made out of a harder and smoother material. My city is known for trade and exporting so we get a lot of interesting things from other planets. We get a lot of travelers to my city because of that. I work on spaceships to earn my keep and get a lot of business when the travelers break down.” Eddie smirked at the thought and you had a feeling he was definitely overcharging them because they were out of towners. 
“You work on spaceships? So you’re like a mechanic?” 
“Mechanic,” Eddie repeated with a raised brow. 
“They work on cars. Like my truck outside,” you explained. 
Eddie thought for a moment before he smiled and agreed. 
“Maybe one day in my lifetime they will make spaceships here on earth and then I can come visit and see your planet for myself,” you said. You had intended for your words to come out lighthearted, a dream that you both knew would never happen for either of you. 
Eddie looked sad for a moment before he schooled his features. 
“Come here,” he said as he reached under the comforter and wrapped a long arm around you to bring you closer to him. You settled into his cool skin, pressing your head into the crook of his neck. 
“I have to be up in a couple of hours to take care of the farm,” you mumbled between a yawn. 
“I can help you,” he hushed you, rubbing a hand up and down your arm. 
You huffed out a laugh at the thought of Eddie on a tractor or feeding the chickens but you didn’t argue with him. 
You wished you had words to explain the changes that had happened to you within a few days. How did you go from being so independent to snuggling a man that you barely knew? 
There was an undeniable connection between you and Eddie that you couldn’t fight and wouldn’t fight. You were just going to enjoy it as much as you could. 
You drifted off to sleep against him, promising yourself to live more in the moment. 
And over the next month, you did.
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apathyandmischief · 7 months
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I'm getting really into this idea, bear with me. Consider the following:
Mr. "I crashed my ship on my first ever solo mission to Earth and even though it's against the Prime Directive, this enthusiastic farmer is Unusually Nice" Spock
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Jim "oh no I will definitely fuck the hot alien idc where he's from" Kirk
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ghosts-post · 3 months
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Nicknames! I love nicknames so here’s some of the nicknames my babies would call their darling!
Colton: honey, poppyseed, and most favorite is darlin
Mac(slasher yan): sweet cheeks and bunny
Aster(alien yan): human, mommy/daddy
Arin (creep yan): sugar, killer
Lolli: love, pumpkin, cutie, lover boy/girl
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mamawasatesttube · 1 year
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i just think adult kon's costume should have hip cutouts. and a tiddy window. AND a bunch of unnecessary belts along with his thigh pouch. it's what he deserves.
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Not sure how to explain my enduring weakness for Liliana’s shitty mom antics. It’s just. In a modern AU she’d be 53 year old separated-but-not-divorced semi-employed conspiracy theorist living a cabin off the grid chopping her own fire wood and corresponding exclusively by messenger pigeon. She’s got a an anti-religion religion that involves communing with the moon. She might be on the No-Fly List and she’s definitely banned from multiple local churches. She has a bittersweet relationship with her adult daughter who moved out and got on good medication where she couldn’t. There’s a twenty year old arrear against her for child support but she and her ex still have pictures of each other in their wallets. I know this woman. If she showed up to a family reunion and introduced herself as one of my aunts I would not question it.
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gruvu · 2 years
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So stardew valley has that pretty rare capsule drop, and it can pop out a lil alien. Well course in game you can’t catch it or anything but what if you could? What if you can have an alien kid, you don’t need to be married to have it. And honestly I was seeing it as some kind of space alien changeling that could mimic your looks as it grew older. But yeah just some thoughts.
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rambunctioustoons · 28 days
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????? hello darling spouse i've bought a portrait of you for THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS from the magic cart <3
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I'm playing on a multiplayer farm with @cryptidelf and @lildrownedrat where each of us is playing a Creature of some kind. Here they are dressed up in their best clothes for the Egg Festival! Left to right:
Crunchy the Faun (he/they/it) - @cryptidelf
Ryu the Dragon (he/him/The Dragon) - mine!
Strawberry the Alien (he/they) - @lildrownedrat
They collectively own a black cat named Locust!
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inafieldofdaisies · 2 months
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Resident Alien (2021-) | Season 3, Episode 4 “Avian Flu” | Favorite scenes
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recklessidi0t · 3 months
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There's a creature running around
Characters: Halddro 🦗 Capsule/Alien (Stardew Valley)
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neonghostlights · 3 months
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Chapter Eight: To The Stars
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A/n: thank you so much to everyone who has stuck through this story. I can’t believe I’ve been writing for them since June. I promise I will be writing blurbs for them in the future.
Series Summary: Your dull life gets flipped upside down when a stranger crash lands on your farm. When the mystery of what he is unravels, he takes you and your heart for a ride that is out of this world
Warnings: Physical altercation (reader gets pushed), police, Jason Carver, goodbyes
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“I have a bad feeling,” Eddie said warily as the truck hit the dirt road of your drive way.
You were probably going way too damn fast but something about Jason seeing you and Eddie made your skin crawl, like something big was coming.
Did he get a close enough look at Eddie to tell he didn’t exactly look human?
“Me too,” you admitted. The radio was silent and your ears rung as you pulled up to the house. “Let’s just get the groceries inside.”
You got the last bag in the house when you heard tires on the gravel. You could make out a silver car coming towards your house.
Jason.
You knew since that one day at the grocery store that day over a month ago that he had gotten pushier, scarier. But you didn’t expect him to follow you home.
“Eddie, there’s someone here and I need you to promise me you will stay inside of the house,” you warned him, pushing him towards the back of the house and away from any windows.
“Who is it?”
“Just a friend stopping by to say hi. It’ll be really quick,” you said with a fake smile and Eddie gave you a look like he didn’t believe a word you said but obeyed anyways with a nod.
By the time you made it outside, Jason’s car was left running in your driveway but with Jason nowhere in sight.
You stepped off the porch, hands over your eyes to shield the sun shining in your face.
Your heart dropped to your stomach when you saw him in the field, ripping the tarp down that covered Eddie’s spaceship.
“No!” You screamed, taking off towards the field where Jason examined the alien devices before him.
“What the hell is this?” Jason asked as he looked through the door, seeing the purple glass and gadgets that Eddie was able to put back together with his high tech alien tools.
Eddie worked on his ship some throughout the month that he had been here and although he was able to fix the body of the ship, it was the electrical system that was giving him trouble.
He kept saying he was working on it.
“It’s nothing. Farm equipment. What the hell are you doing here?”
“Is it nothing or is it farm equipment? Because it doesn’t look like farm equipment to me,” Jason said, pulling open the door to Eddie’s spaceship.
Rage flew through you at the sight of him touching Eddie’s stuff.
“Jason! Stop!” You yelled, grabbing his arm to pull him away.
Jason pushed you back away from him like you were nothing more than an annoying mosquito.
“Who the fuck is that?” Jason paused, looking over your shoulder.
Your blood chilled as you turned and faced Eddie, who was stomping towards you and Jason with an angry look on his face.
You watched as emotions crossed over Jason’s face as he took in Eddie’s too long legs and arms, his too large eyes, and even the slight green tint to his skin.
“Do not touch her,” Eddie growled, grabbing you and pulling you away from Jason. He gripped Jason’s colored shirt, lifting him off of the ground and slamming his back against the spaceship.
“I’m calling the cops,” Jason threatened as he dangled in the air.
“Eddie, please,” you begged, not wanting to see him hurt someone even if it was an asshole like Jason.
You didn’t want him to hurt anyone because of you.
You reached out and touched Eddie, feeling the way he vibrated with anger. You met his gaze.
“Please. Let’s just go inside where it’s safe,” you said softly and Eddie leaned into your touch.
Eddie dropped Jason on the ground with a thud.
“You’re a freak! A monster! I’m calling the police!” Jason yelled as you hurried Eddie away before he changed his mind.
Eddie practically carried you as he rushed back to the house with you in his arms.
You heard Jason’s tires throwing gravel as he sped away from the house as soon as the front door shut behind you.
“He’s calling the police,” you murmured, mostly to yourself as you thought.
Knowing Jason, he would speed to the nearest gas station which was only five minutes away. He would lie and have to cops here in less than ten minutes.
You and Eddie maybe had fifteen minutes left before they took him away,
“You need to hide,” you said to Eddie as you realized that you needed to hurry if you wanted to save him. “We need to get you out of here!”
“I don’t want to hide without you,” he said as he put a hand on your cheek.
“Eddie-”
“Come with me to my planet. It is safe there. My planet will welcome you,” he interrupted.
“But how? The spaceship is broken still unless you can fix it in five minutes.”
“My love, it has been fixed,” Eddie admitted.
“What?! For how long?”
“Since the first two days I was here.”
Your brain short circuited as you gazed up at the alien you loved so much. The spaceship had been fixed and he chose to stay with you. He had pretended to work on it the whole time because he chose you.
You pulled away from him, running to your room and grabbing a duffel bag and throwing you and Eddie’s necessities in it. Wherever you were going, you knew Eddie would take care of you.
Eddie followed you, grabbing the bag as soon as you filled it to the brim.
He grabbed your hand, trying to lead you out the front door.
“Wait! What about the animals? We can’t just leave them!” You fretted, racking your brain on what to do.
You would miss the animals, the farm, especially Comet. But you had nothing left here and you knew that Comet was a wild spirit that you would never be able to control. She would be fine without you.
You rushed to your phone, dialing the number you knew by heart.
“Robin!” You blurted out as soon as you heard her say hello. “I need you to do me a favor! Does your uncle still want to buy my farm?”
“I guess? Why?”
“He can have it! For free. He just needs to get here tonight and promise me he will take care of the animals!”
“What are you talking about? What’s going on?”
You heard the faint sound of sirens coming towards your house. Eddie heard them too and he sent you a worried look.
“I’m going away for a while,” you said, trying not to tear up. “And I need to know that you will make sure my farm is taken care of.”
“I don’t understand-”
“Robin!” You yelled, interrupting her. “I am begging you. Please.”
“Okay, okay. I’m on the way-”
You slammed the phone against the receiver. You didn’t have time for goodbyes.
“Let’s go,” Eddie said as he grabbed your hand and pulled out of of the house for the last time ever.
You saw Coment wandering close to the spaceship and you felt a little bit of relief of not having to track her down.
“Goodbye, sweet Comet. I’ll miss you the most. Don’t ever stop adventuring,” you whispered, running a hand down her nose.
Eddie gave her a little pat as well as you both ran to the space ship. Eddie helped you in, buckling you into the passenger seat carefully before climbing in. Your seat sat to the side, facing Eddie as he sat in the drivers seat. You heard the sirens getting impossibly loud and the police tires driving down the gravel driveway.
“Are you sure?” You asked Eddie as soon as he started hitting buttons, lighting up the dashboard. A language you didn’t know, Eddie’s language, flashed across the screen.
“I am the most sure I can ever be. You are my everything,” he told you. “I was never going to leave this planet without you.”
“What if you change your mind or get bored of me?”
Eddie let out a chuckle and shook his head as the space ship roared to life. You held onto the straps that fastened you into the seat tightly.
“My love, we are married now, like on your planet. I did not realize at first that your planet is different but on mine, when two people press their lips together then they are together in every way. You do not understand the way I feel for you.”
You felt the worry melt out of your body. Yeah, you were gonna give him hell later for not telling you that sooner but now wasn’t the best time.
You couldn’t imagine being married to anyone else.
“Ready?” Eddie asked with a wide grin and you managed a nod as he hit a button and the spaceship started lifting off the ground, slowly at first before you flew away from the farm, and the police cars below, in a blur.
Eddie waited till you were both high enough before reaching over and grabbing your hand. You gave him a reassuring squeeze, excited for your next adventure as you and Eddie flew to the stars.
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wolfsbaneandthistle · 4 months
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A zoronxie growth chart! Text is in the image ID if tumblr decides to make this blurry for you.
Zoronxie start life as a tadpole in a cleanwater* pool. They shed throughout their life, growing limbs and eventually becoming terrestrial, and even later, bipedal. They also go from hairless babies to having fur back to having their hair fall out when they’re old.
When does a zoronxie start to be aware of themself? Around the 12 week mark, sometime before they leave the water.
When can they start to talk? They start to mimic sounds at a year and a half. Zoronxie commons, a language made up of the surviving native languages, can be learned and spoken at around 3 years. Languages that rely less on mimicry, like Zornxian and galactic standardized, take longer to learn, but can generally be spoken before the 5 year mark. Sign languages made for the zoronxie body plan can also be learned once a child is steady enough on two feet.
When do they become an adult? Areas with Enithian influence have a child looked after by a caretaker until they’re bipedal, after which point they go into an apprenticeship. Areas with a more traditional skew, like the House, tend to let a person fend for themselves once they can steadily walk on their forehooves. Zoronxie growing up off-planet can oftentimes pass as an adult once their horns start growing in.
*clean being clear of the carnivorous microbacteria found in Zornxia’s rivers and oceans, not fresh like freshwater.
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Honestlyyyy I wanna write smut of one of my characters but I’m not sure which one. If I do a poll I’m pretty sure I know who will win but I’m curious anyway so poll time! Darling will most likely be amab if that changes any of your opinions
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