#fck it y not

[nicheknowledge]

i think every fandom needs a pokemon au and daemon au bc i know who I am and what i’m about. but since i’m only writing those for jjk, here’s a dc verse that i was fckn around with

In the Region of Adalet the rising threat is Team Magus which is basically Darkseid and his bs that can be relevant or not depending when the plot happens. 

There’s the 8 gyms, elite four, and champion

Idk the order but:

Gotham: Dark, gym leader Bruce- main is crobat but first pokemon was a sableye that he found in the batcave while terrified of the bats.

Metropolis: normal, gym leader Clark Kent(okay i think i’m hilarious look at elite four)-main is his first pokemon Stoutland

Coast City: psychic(?), gym leader green lanterns (they take shifts so it’s always a mix bag when you go to challenge the gym. Sometimes more than one is there and they let you choose.) i’m still thinking on this  

Star City: Flying, gym leader Connor Hawke- main is Decidueye which fakes ppl out since it’s not even a flying type but hey :P Ollie used to be the gym leader and mained Talonflame (they were never gym leaders but Roy mained Braviary or Unfezant (a female one, he had since it was a wounded pidove), Cissie is Swellow, Emiko is Hawlucha, Dinah is Altaria, Mia is Staraptor) the gym doubles as an archery range. 

Central City: Electric, gym leader Barry, mains jolteon,but his family has been in charge of this gym for forever and can pick up shifts when necessary (Wally’s main is Zebstrika but first pokemon was elekid, Bart’s is pachirisu, Jay is Luxray, Wallace is Raichu). There’s cool snacks in this gym! It’s waiting roomesque bc the gym leader is always late.

Fawcett City: Fairy, gym leader Billy Batson, youngest gym leader mains Togetic, not to be underestimated and is the most likely to switch up his line up. 

Atlantis: water, gym leader Arthur Curry mains Empoleon. I won’t front I know the least about him so who knows. But the city is an island and the gym is in an underwater bubble.

Superman: steel, haha get it man of steel, mains Metagross

Wonder Woman: Ground, haha get it made from clay, mains Krookodile

Martian Manhunter: Fire, haha get it irony, mains Darmanitan

Talia Al Ghul: Dragon, i just like dragon types and Talia, mains Noivern

Champion: Kory Anders who mains Ninetails or Typhlosion or Arcanine I’m not sure. Her team doesn’t have a type theme

#dc #vie rambles #pokemon au! #justice league #lol should i tag the characters? #fck it y not #batman #flash family #arrow family #billy batson #wonder woman #martian manhunter #talia al ghul #koriand'r #superman #pokemon au!dc

[dreamofjoys]

18+ talk about unprotected sex with Malleus

Malleus fans are essentially Queen Victoria 2.0. I mean we(the fans and malleus) are not blood related or anything but we sure as hell would love to fuck Malleus every single day and document the sex process down in our love diary! No protection needed, I don't mind giving birth to 10 mini Malleus.

My love diary? Feel free to let the world read it. I just hope the children won't edit it though. The whole world needs to know how much I love him ekekkekeke

#twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #y/n #diasomnia #twst malleus #twst smut #malleus draconia x reader #malleus smut #twst #i am willing to die for this man fck!

[chrollohearttags]

I think it’s time for another rapper connie + eren x (y/n) threesome.🤭 there’s only one way for their ‘beef’ to be solved.

#of course after I finish the twt thread on it 😭 #but the idea of them having a munch off with y/n cause connie starts saying he really would fck her better #musician x influencer au #aot x black reader #eren x black fem!reader #aot au

[haechvn]

I'm Not Sure

Pairing: Shuri x F!Reader

Warning: Just sad really. Angst. Self-Discovery. Self Doubt

Summary/Request: Our baby Shuri has been through a lot and she needs an outlet.

Word Count: 1.4k+

Author’s Note: I know i've been releasing a lot of smut filled fic but I really wanted to capture Shuri is her truest form ( in my head at least)

Taglist :  @melodykisses, @blackhottie25, @tonakings, @coalmistyy, @szalipcombo, @prettyluhlaiiii, @yelenabelovasgf, @callmeoncette, @clqrosmgc, @beautybyfire, @homelessmicechild, @shurisbitch

Translations: Sthandwa = My love

Shuri’s head rests on your lap, hands caressing the sides of your hips as soft African lofi plays in the background while you two are resting in her bedroom. One of your hands travels through the maze of her curls, aiding in a soothing feeling to the woman whose mind did not allow her to rest. You are currently occupied with a book that T’Challa had left for you and Shuri to read that he had written for you. A token of love he felt for the two of you as individuals and as a pair he knew would stand the test of time. Sweet but also five hundred pages long. His heart was truly in it.

Today was one of those quiet days for Shuri. She barely responded to her colleagues at her laboratory, her mind constantly wandered to a thousand different realms during council meetings and she couldn’t seem to find her footing anymore when it came to building and trying to help her country.

Ever since she had lost her last family member, everyday Princess Shuri would always ask herself the same question and always come to no definite conclusion: who am I? For the longest time, her identity rested in her achievements or titles bestowed upon her by others. She wasn’t necessarily questioning her abilities to get tasks or assignments done; she still excelled as a scientist and during her training with the Dora but that’s just it. Is that all she is? A scientist and the Black Panther? These questions made her feel as though she was experiencing an existential crisis at the mere age of 21 but in all honesty, it has been making her so anxious and uneasy.

Turning to Bast felt like a waste of time to her since she was abandoned by her family in the ancestral plane and the last words she heard from her mother “show them who you are” didn’t resonate with her at any degree because who is she truly? Clearly her mother saw something in her that she still cannot and the fact that she doesn’t have any family to help her navigate this journey of self discovery at times pushed her over the edge.

How is she meant to find purpose and reasoning in this world that doesn’t seem to stop taking from her? She’s sure that pretty soon all that will be left of her is her name. The advancements that she has contributed to the world of science have only made it easier for her to ignore the deep rooted feeling of confusion that she felt within the depths of her soul.

Sighing out in frustration, Shuri quickly raised her head away from you, sending the book in your hand flying and giving herself an excruciating headache. Grumbling under her breath, she couldn’t help but feel pathetic. Even when she’s alone with her love, her mind still plays games on her and she seems to fall for it every single time. Luckily she has been more open and honest with you about how she has been coping with her state of being but it has been getting harder and harder everyday to put on a smile and march forward.

Climbing off the bed, she went to retrieve your novel for you, looking enticing might I add, with a simple white tank top and pair of black spanx that showed off her incredible physique that she has been training so hard to achieve. Delicately grabbing the book off the floor, Shuri felt her blood run cold as she skimmed the cover, eyes darting back and forth thinking this was yet again another trick being played on her. To My Loves by T’Challa Udaku it read. That is the name he had for the two of you, even far before Shuri had mustered up the courage to ask you to be hers. Tears filled her eyes and they eventually littered the novel in her hands. Shoulders slouched over, shaking with no intention to stop any time soon, she made her way back to the bed and buried her face in your shoulder crying until she didn’t have the energy to continue.

“Awe baby what’s going on? Is it the book? I’m sorry he told me to show it to you once I finish. I can put it away if–”

The cries became heavier and tears came out harder as she dropped her full weight on top of you, squeezing you in her arms as if you are meant to disappear at any second and honestly speaking you just might. Her mind goes back to the love her brother had for the two of you, always telling her, “Shuri, you know you’ve got a special one and you need to do everything in your power to keep her. You two are a lot more similar than you think.”

All this time she has spent searching, questioning and debating her existence and place in this world, it never dawned on her that the one person who knows her more than any other soul she’s come across might be able to truly navigate her feelings of despair. Of course T’Challa wrote a book for you and Shuri, he could never once hide his adoration for how much you have been able to help Shuri bring out the light that has always been inside of her and he also teased that the two of you would one day reign side by side as the Queens of Wakanda. If only he was here to provide his guidance to her just one last time.

“How am I supposed to be,” she sniffles, eyes meeting yours tears overflowing from her cheeks and staining her shirt, “your woman and love you the way you deserve if I can’t even understand who I am? My mind won’t give me a break and I can’t keep doing this.” Her speech is decorated with hiccups and pauses, showcasing a side of Shuri you haven’t seen in such a long time. She is normally so stoic and tall in her presence but she is now quite literally in shambles, unable to get proper handle for herself.

It’s about time she broke down like this. She’d been trying to just hold these feelings hostage without any real release and now she can truly start to move forward even if she didn’t see it that way.

“How does being the world's smartest woman or a princess help me deal with the fact that I’m lost sthandwa? How does any of this black panther nonsense help me—”

“Baby,” you cooed, wiping her tears, heart breaking at the sight ,”I need you to take a couple of breaths okay? Can you do that for me?”

Roughly shaking her head in disagreement, she continued “How is breathing gonna help if I don’t want—”

“Shuri! Please. Breathe. Right now.”

One, two, three, four, she counted in her head. Maybe she was doing too much or overreacting instead of thinking things through logically.

“Everything you are feeling is valid my love.” She has been doing a lot of thinking out loud in her most vulnerable moments. “The last thing you need to do is worry your pretty head about how you can be better for me when I accept you for all that you are.”

Shifting around in her grasp, you reach for the love letter her brother dedicated to her. Opening to the first page, you placed the book in her hands.

“Here. Read it. All you need right now is a little something to ground you.”

Deep down, she still has not been able to come to terms with her brother’s passing so the thoughts of reading his words, knowing his voice would be speaking to her scared her more than anything. Sensing her hesitance, you gently rubbed a hand on her back. “I’m right here with you. Don’t worry too much, okay?”

Slowly nodding, she gathered herself to uncover the true last words her brother had for her.

“To my Shuri. Firstly you are mine. Everything that you are comes from your heart and nothing can ever compete with how much you have changed me as a man—.” She closes the pages, heart fluttering at his kind words but the feeling of his absence taking over her once again.

Maybe this is exactly what she needed. A chance to see herself through the lenses of those who celebrated her the most. She always held her brothers’ words in the highest regard so maybe he hasn’t completely abandoned her after all. She can already start to feel a shift within herself.

Bast, she whispers in her mind, thank you.

Maybe it’s not so bad to believe again.

#our baby is sad #shuri dealing with grief #bc its not everyday fck #shuri x reader #shuri angst #shuri black panther #shuri imagine #black panther x reader #shuri x f!reader #t'challa imagine #t'challa udaku #black panther angst #mcu angst #marvel angst #shuri x fem!reader #black panther imagine #shuri smut #marvel imagine #black panther fics #shuri x y/n #black panther wakanda forever #shuri is a eater #princess shuri smut #black panther #black panther smut #marvel #marvel fluff #marvel smut #shuri x namor #mcu fanfiction

[cusale]

#a n y t h i n g . #fck israel and all the world leaders who are allowing this to happen #palestine

[hauntedfoxhut]

Royal Margarine Cookie Headcanon

Pure fluff ❤️

I just dowloaded the new update of cookie run kingdom and I’M IN LOVE!!❤️

Look at him!!❤️❤️🔥

And I just imagined a random headcanon, cuz we all know he’s a gentleman, that’s obvious!

- When he first meet you, he would definitely kiss your hand, because he is a gentleman!

- he have the rizz (😉😉), his flirt blink would make you blush, and don’t try to deny it

- he would call you for a date, probably he planned a ride with you on his cute dragon (can you imagine that? Because I can, and it is so romantic and cute 🥰 ).

- probably he lives inside a pretty vintage mansion, with beige and off-white walls, with a huuuuge garden, because his little dragon need space.

- He is the man that will buy you expensive gifts, like jewels or designer clothes made just for you.

- He pass the vibe of cute kisses on the hill watching the sunset, or a picnic around the lake, drinking whine and eating strawberries.

- The best season to enjoy with him is the winter, cuddles at night, cooking the breakfast together, matching socks, cute sweaters, reading a book on the couch warm by the fireplace drinking warm milk with chocolate.

❤️

#haunted fox hut #headcanon #cr kingdom #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #new cookies #royal margarine cookie #random #crk headcanon #imagine #crk headcanons #pitaya cookie #royal margarine #gentleman as fck! #crk #x gn y/n #pure fluff #distinguished gentleman #my writing

[mrsarnasdelicious]

I 'rediscovered' Pablo Schreiber and I am so far removed from okay it is sort of comical

#GASPING #CRYING #YOWLING #BARKING #BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE DESK #Y E A R N I N G #Almost 2 meters of glory that I need to fck #He could slap me across the face and I would kiss the ground he's pissed on #Yes I am disgusting #But I need this man so carnally I am in a constant state of h*rny

[gunsatthaphan]

“I love you.”

#คู่เวร #คู่เวร ep15 #seng wichai #nut supanut #jimpond #pondjim #*takes off reading glasses* #*sits back in chair* #alright LISTEN #they might be onto something here dhfjgkf #i took a look at this show bc i was intrigued by their story and by god its trash lmao #but them???? THEM 🥺 #loved their chemistry #also seng SIR #he looks so good #like wtf #that hairstyle? fck me up jfkhg #ugh #too bad he wont keep that in war of y #but anyway im digging this ship #its a shame that this show was so bad lmao this couldve been good #anyway #siri how do i detach myself from a pairing that will never be on screen again #sdjkhgjkdfg #bye

[infintasmal]

Unofficial King of Halloween's costumes through the years in no particular order

-A fairy princess -A nun -Rika ( fooled Yoosung who refused to talk to him after ) -Tried to go as Zen but was shut down and then tried to go as Jumin but was threatened with legal action -A cat maid

And now he's going as Barbie

#∞࿚ 707 ( misc. ) #r/fa def throws a sick halloween party every year thats not an Official Party #and every year 7 tries to fck w/ y/oosung

[witnessmysin]

So finally watched JJK and the first episode of S2 (I also saw the movie but way beforehand) and uh

H u H

(tag ramblin)

#okay so i totally see now why people simp for gojo #but im gonna be real real and real cringe rn but im gonna admit i thought the volcano demon was kind of attractive #im d y i n g that when he first fought gojo i was like okay hold up... 👉👈 but why is he kinda hot 😰😰 #the monsterfucker in me just jumped out OTL #gojo is pretty attractive dont get me wrong. i see it. i get it. geto can also get it but i still feel hes kinda creepy looking in s1. #rewind a little to like after s2 but slightly before the movie idk. #and i hate that i was watching this with a friend and i literally could not contain the question of if someone sneezed near gojo would #he be unaffected bc of his powers and vice versa.... unless he purposefully turned it off #also nanami is so freaking good im. weak. the massive thirst and desire to see him be ill during the time hes working an office job #and hella sleep depriving himself and working himself to the bone. like fuck i need him walking in the rain and having a cold #i am a woman with very simple needs and desires fck

[rotshop]

ummmm cheesed to meet you?????

#centaur #FCK you. get tagged. #art.jpeg #ignore how the one leg is obviously fucked up i only noticed once i'd already colored like 75% of everything and just #didn't care. lol. #ANYWA Y . watch this sick cartwheel.

[thegoldenelite]

What I really want from ALL IN 2 is Kenny vs. Kota 4! Please!

#like look all of the a nniversaries for the gl matches are in a ugust already. this would be a perfeeeect time for it. #also 15th a nniversary of the gl this year in a ugust. pls #will i get this....😔....we'll see #or hey i'll take a gl w edding as the main e vent to. either way adjskhhd #rin posting #anyway fck t witter's fckin awful fantas y bookings like damn 🤢...im gla d they aren't the b ookers is all i'm saying

[evaltd]

.. it was just a conversation. 🫣

#wrestlinghq:starter #// insert *y the fck u lying* gif

[rewindandunwind]

Pokémon XY AU where you roundhouse kick This Guy and the ultimate weapon never activates

#pokemon #Pokémon #pokemon x #pokemon y #team flare #xerosic #Fck this one guy in particular

[royalarchivist]

Pepito: fofoca???

Pac: Fofoca? You know, uh, me and Fit are dating, that's the - like, the last fofoca I can tell you

Mike: YOU STARTED DATING?!

Mike and Pepito react to Pac's news about dating Fit.

[ Subtitle Transcript continued ↓ ]

-

Pac: Yeah, right? Like, I said to you - [stammers] Y- you - you cut my hair, man!

Mike: No no no no– You said- you said that you- you had met, but you didn't said you were dating, bro! What the fck.

Pepito: QUEEEEEEEEEEEE CUENTAME (WHATTTTT TELL ME)

Pac: Yeah, like, I think after like the first date, I think I'm dating, it's not how that- the things work, right?

Mike: I'm gonna- I'm gonna ask- I'm gonna ask Fit.

Pac: Ask Fit, ask Fit.

[Mike runs off to question Fit]

Pac: Fit like, invited me to... to dinner yesterday, Pepito.

Pepito: mi primera boda :-D (My first wedding :-D)

Pac: Cal- calma, calma, calma, calma- You know? We are– we are baby steps. [Laughs]

Pepito: PASITO A PASITO COMO PEPITO. (Little by little, steps like Pepito)*

Pac: Yes! [Laughs] "Little by little, steps like Pepito." [Starts singing "Despacito" then laughs again.]

* "Pasito a pasito" can also be translated as "little by little" or "step by step," but given the context of what Pepito's saying, "Little by little, steps like Pepito" is a closer translation to what Pepito's actually trying to say.

#Pactw #Mikethelink #Hideduo #FitPac #QSMP #Pepito #Tazercraft #<- Oh my beloved Tazercraft tag how I've missed you #January 10 2024 #Edited #Subtitles #Mike #Pac #Anyways. This was the video I threw a tantrum over yesterday because it got saved over #I just redid the whole thing from scratch #the original was a bit fancier but it's whatever #Something about Mike saying ''I'm gonna ask Fit!'' and running off is so funny to me #Mike cubito's eyes were perfect for this scene at least lol #Portfolio