The best version of the witcher is the very specific one rattling inside my brain.
And that is very cool & sexy of my top organ to do.
1K notes
·
View notes
Okay but
Modern Witchers who use an app to find and pick up contracts. Like Fiverr or Uber, but for monster hunters. Witchr.
3K notes
·
View notes
231 notes
·
View notes
Geralt, pushing Jaskier behind him: The Bard meant no disrespect.
Jaskier, looking directly into a local lord’s eyes: No, I absolutely did.
1K notes
·
View notes
Jaskier: you can smell that?
Lambert: i'm a witcher I can smell everything
Jaskier: Cool!
Lambert: *sniffs jaskier* You smell like a bitch
Jaskier: *offended gasps and stabs Lambert in the thigh*
Lambert: I stand corrected
Jaskier: technically you're lying. in a puddle of blood, so who's the bitch now?
Lambert: geralt i love your bard
200 notes
·
View notes
This picture makes it look like they just committed a crime and know they got away with it!
220 notes
·
View notes
I love how much of blood of elves is people looking at ciri like ‘yuk! Who does this disgusting rat child belong to’ and Geralt replying ‘oh yeah that’s mine’
239 notes
·
View notes
Joey mentioned he got to keep a warhammer from S3 … @themanta wrote a thing that inspired me …
So, a feral bard it is!
989 notes
·
View notes
[Backstory] - [First] - [Second] - [Third] - [Four]
I think the kid saw the horse plush on the market and immediately fell in love - he is Geralts son after all.
And as painful as it is sometimes, Jaskier doesn't hate Geralt. He certainly would enjoy seeing him suffer for a bit, but he doesn't want anything bad to happen to him either. You could even say he might still love him. So I think a big part of Jaskier really hopes that Geralt is roaming around somewhere, Roach at his side, and he doesn't need him to be happy (that would hurt) but I don't think he wants him to be unhappy either.
1K notes
·
View notes
you would have to sedate me i’m sorry
1K notes
·
View notes
One fateful day, while Geralt and Yennefer were away, they decided to entrust Ciri and Jaskier to Geralt's brothers. However, things took an unexpected turn when a sudden explosion shook things up.
In the ensuing chaos, Jaskier and Ciri went missing, and none of Geralt's brothers wanted to be the bearer of the news that they had lost the princess and the bard. Now, each of them is discreetly searching for the two, desperately trying to locate them before Geralt and Yennefer return.
As for Jaskier and Ciri, they are surprisingly unscathed. Ciri's adventurous spirit led her to Nerbay town, where she intended to engage in a knife fight. Meanwhile, Jaskier was eager to craft a ballad about this very knife fight.
148 notes
·
View notes
these are super unfinished but I’m in a snuggly mood. there will be more
754 notes
·
View notes
those moles on the back of his neck tho, am i right
101 notes
·
View notes
Jaskier: I get really offended when people tell me I’m going to hell for being gay because I feel like they’re overlooking all the perfectly valid reasons I’m going to hell.
216 notes
·
View notes
Geralt watching a bar fight: "not my circus not my monkeys"
Sees Jaskier head get slammed
Geralt: "My CIRCUS MY MONKEYS"
Also alternatively
Jaskier listening to men gossip "not my circus not my monkeys"
They mention witchers or Geralt
Jaskier pulling up his sleeves "MY CIRCUS MY MONKEYS BITCH"
2K notes
·
View notes