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suga-kookiemonster · 1 month

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ctrl-alt-del | jjk (teaser)

summary⇢ you graduated bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, but, to your extreme disappointment, your big girl job isn't turning out to be nearly as exciting as you thought it would be. still, you're holding out hope that your talents will soon be recognized and your coworkers will stop trying to include you in their gossip sessions. enter jungkook, the quiet IT guy who's gradually making your days more bearable. (and if you find him easy on the eyes, that's nobody's business but yours.) pairing⇢ jungkook/reader teaser word count⇢ 1.4k genre⇢ smut | humor | office!au warnings⇢ nothing too bad for this teaser! just a mention of oral

a/n⇢this fic has literally been sitting in my wips for YEARS lmao. i feel like it's finally time to set it free 🕊️✨ it's looking like it's gonna lean more towards pwp, but there's definitely still enough plot in there to keep it interesting. not sure when it will be up, but wanted to share a snippet to get your thoughts and get myself excited to finish the last leg--fingers crossed for the next month or so 🤞🏾🙌🏾💜

When you graduated top of your class with a marketing degree and a job already lined up, you weren’t big-headed to assume you would be given a lot in the beginning. No, you knew that you were the new kid on the block and needed to prove yourself first, needed to work your way up from the bottom. But what you definitely didn’t anticipate was working up from thefigurative trenches, almost exclusively doing busywork—constantly making coffee runs, catering business lunches, printing out endless spreadsheets.

Eighty-thousand dollars in debt, and you are a glorified intern.

You’re positively itching to hit the ground running and get your hands dirty, your job isn’t too bad. The people there are all nice and welcoming, the complimentary coffee in the break room is decent enough for your dwindling bank account, and every couple of weeks, the company sponsors an employee barbecue were everyone can fraternize and enjoy free food.

“Apparently it fosters unity and teamwork,” your coworker Joy informs you as you both stand in the food line. “Seokjin—that’s our CEO—is really big on unity and teamwork.”

Joy is also a member of your marketing team. Though as sweet as can be, she has no filter, and thus always has a lot to say about everything—which has helped you when it comes to learning the ropes about the company, but has also had you clutching your imaginary pearls in some situations where you found it inappropriate. Despite only being a year older than you, her title of Marketing Associate (instead of your measly Assistant)means that she technically outranks you, though she doesn’t usually enforce that fact (unless there was something that needed to be copied or filed, of course). Still, she immediately took you under her wing when you first started, and she is the closest person to a friend you have at work (even though her daily coffee order is always so ridiculous, you are convinced that she has to be fucking with you—or at least engaging in some form of mild hazing.).

“I think it’s nice,” you reply. “I’ll never say no to free food, and they let us out early and everything.”

“I mean, pretty sure you can get the hotdogs twelve in a pack at the dollar store,” Joy quips, raising her eyebrows at you pointedly. “But sometimes the boys from Sales take their shirts off and play soccer, so there’s that.”

Your eyes dart to said Sales boys against your will, gaze drawn to Jung Hoseok as he chats animatedly with his teammates by the tables. You’ve only spoken to him once or twice, but his fiery red hair and even brighter smile caught your attention immediately, your heart rate accelerating at the sight of him in hallways mere days into starting your new position. Who better to have a mild work crush on than a sweet-talking salesman who winks at you sometimes in passing?

An appreciative noise has you turning back around, embarrassed at being caught ogling how shapely Hoseok’s butt looks in his dress pants today, but it’s just Wendy from accounting, Joy’s best friend and thus a harmless, familiar face. Wendy has cut in front of a few editors to join you and Joy, and the way that she smiles at you lets you know she’s up to no good. “He’s cute, huh?” she asks, leaning towards you conspiratorially. “I would definitely give him the good ol’ suck behind the dumpsters over there, if you catch my drift.”

“Err…yeah, I do,” you reply awkwardly. She had been explicitly clear—keyword explicit—so there definitely isn’t any room for misunderstandings. Is this truly appropriate work function conversation? From the way the editors behind you are politely clearing their throats, you think not.

“Behind the dumpster?” Joy asks curiously. “He’s standing right next to some sturdy tables that I, for one, would take great advantage of—”

“I’m gonna go get us some drinks,” you announce loudly, your neck heating up. “Can you grab me a hot dog, Joy?”

“Sure,” she says dismissively, already distracted by her sudden debate with Wendy about the most convenient place to suck off salesman Jung.

The whole conversation is making you uncomfortable. You are not a prude—far from it—but there is a time and place for everything, and your coworkers’ blasé attitude towards speaking about inappropriate topics at company functions on company time rattles you a bit. So instead of engaging in the risqué discussion further, you make your way to the cluster of brightly-colored coolers that presumably hold beverages, sidling up to the only other person lingering the area.

“Anything good?” you ask cordially, making your coworker, who had apparently been deep in thought while considering his beverage options, startle a bit.

He’s tall, his large frame covered in the appropriate business casual attire of nice jeans and a powder-blue buttonup. When he turns his head to look at you, you’re met with large, dark eyes blinking in surprise from behind wire-rimmed glasses. Said eyes dart around for a moment before determining that you were, in fact, speaking to him.

The man clears his throat. “Just the usual,” he says, voice soft. Timid.

“The usual?” you repeat. There are little hoops dangling from his earlobes, and you brush off your surprise at seeing them, returning your gaze to the coolers. Water, a clear soda, a cola. “The basics, you mean. Well, can’t really complain, right? Seeing as it’s all free. I think it’s really nice of them.”

Your companion seems surprised at your words. “It is,” he agrees softly, eyes meeting yours for a second before dropping back down to the cooler. “Um, are you...are you new?”

“Damn, I guess my cover’s blown.” You shoot him a wry smile. “Yeah, I just started a couple of weeks ago. What gave it away?”

“It’s just—no one else here really cares about these barbecues anymore,” he admits, looking at you, but not quite. More like, in your direction. “Everyone has forgotten to appreciate the little things.”

“Nothing is a given,” you shrug. “So you need to appreciate things when you can. And besides, those lots of little things can really add up without you realizing it.”

He finally seems to look at you properly, and the weight of his large, gentle brown eyes throws you off for a second. “They can,” he agrees, lips slowly drifting up.

“What do we have over here?” a loud voice interrupts, a hand falling to your shoulder. You look up, and are met with the brightness of salesman Jung.

“Ah,” Hoseok says with a wink, reaching into the cooler. “I love Sprite.”

“Me too,” you reply automatically, and then immediately want to smack yourself. Because you don’t—carbonated beverages make you break out. But your mouth had formed the lie without your permission.

Embarrassed, you reach into the cooler, grabbing three water bottles. “See you later,” you squeak, avoiding eye contact as you make your escape.

Joy and Wendy are already watching you when you return to where they have procured a table, and when you hand them their waters, Joy raises an eyebrow. “I was wondering how long you were going to talk to that IT guy.”

“Yeah, and why did you leave when Hoseok showed up?” Wendy pouted. “_____, the universe is only going to give you so many opportunities. If you don’t want the ball, then pass it to me! Goddamn.”

“IT guy?” you ask, hoping to slide past that last remark.

“Yeah. His name is Jungkook, I think? Mostly works with the printers, started a couple months ago.” Joy shrugs, obviously disinterested by the topic. She reaches for the ketchup bottle in the center of the table and squirts some on her hot dog. “This is the first time I’ve seen him at a barbecue, though. Honestly, I’m surprised he even came out, because the IT dudes generally keep to themselves. The rarely leave their little tower,” she adds with a dismissive wave.

Wendy scoffs. “Who cares about Jeremy! Hurry up and eat, I’m sure Sales is gonna start their soccer game soon.”

“Soccer game?” you ask.

“The sales department likes to play soccer during these things,” Joy informs you. Her expression brightens. “Hey, maybe Hoseok will take his shirt off again! Let us pray.”

To your coworkers’ disappointment, Hoseok did not take his shirt off. But they certainly had a good time watching him run back and forth across the grass.

#jungkook fic #jungkook x reader #jungkook smut #jungkook scenario #bts fic #mine #fic: ctrl alt del #bby

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meowstix · 10 months

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i've seen a couple really old fics now where like, you'll have a seemingly pretty mundane concept, not a lot of anything happening and then it turns out fuck you. random volkov event. and idk smth about it makes me just imagine like, the image of him as that one really shitty relative who just keeps showing back up in your life and it's making me lose it.

like i'm just imagining he calls kai up like "don't you want POWER though" and kai's just like "ehh i'm pretty content with my life at the moment" and blocks his number for like the 12th time

#i'm going to be real it was mostly just bc of the one fic that was so bad it gave me the idea for the ctrl alt del system of rating fics #the fic of course was worse than ctrl alt del #''are you implying you've read ctrl alt del'' not all of it obviously but some of it.#i don't think i could read all of it even if i wanted to.#rat chat #beyblade

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afterartist · 8 months

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Summing up all (that I can remember) of my fics in a single sentence cause I’m gonna be updating a few soon and need to get in the ✨ vibe ✨

MCYT fics:

Sanity series (2 books in this series): 12 yr old Wattpad kid wrote this don’t read

The Luck/Fallacy of Yesterday (OG and the Rewrite): Minecraft Man goes deaf and gets haunted by god

Displaced in a Boat: this was a cool idea about Gay Minecraft men until everything in the DSMP blew up (figuratively and literally)

Magic Contratemps: bro even idk remember what this was about, that says a lot

Fnaf Fics:

Facsimile Murders: Fnaf fanfic /neg

UTMV Fics:

Coalesce: that moment when the universe went ‘what if we took Ctrl Alt Del and made it shiny’

Idly my Bones Lay By: me actually explaining one of my AUs backstories for once

Glassy Sand: Another of my Aus OvO??

Killer Ants: Funny magic gay bone men but everyone dies and there are Zombies and it’s horrible but dw there’s a dog so it’s all g

Linked Universe Fics:

Second Halfers: LU but Centaurs and also this was a bad idea that I’ll probably never finish

Poppy Playtime Fics:

Pierre Should Hire Better Staff: okay but how tf is one of my most serious fics I’ve ever written about poppy playtime- (now with added sexism and homophobia for historically realistic purposes)

Original Fics:

JailBird (OG): Put the funny gay people in a school about war and kill them all

JailBird (Rewrite (not posted yet): Put the Funny mentality ill people in a collage about war and kill most of them also they have super powers

#I’m not adding all of them #I’ve been writing fics since 2016 #most of them suck and I think I’ve only ever finished 2 of them entirely #my bad lmaooo

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whisper-and-tangle · 1 year

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Maple The Wolf

Maple, a young wolf with light grey, scruffy fur speckled with mud, tall pointed ears, one of which had a small scar on, and sharp, black claws alongside round orange-amber eyes with yellow sclera, darted out of the caravan, triumphantly and proudly holding a metal baseball bat, covered in dents and dotted with rust, running just past Tangle.

[^ text from my fic ^]

Okay, so, I made a whispangle fankid!!

Maple used to live in the woods, before Whisp 'n Tang found them just. sitting there and decided to adopt them,

They're in the age range of 12-15, haven't decided yet but will update this when I have,

They're nonbinary, and go by she/they

And, despite it not being included in the description listed above (they hadn't gotten them in the fic yet) they wear a dark orange hoodie, and a pair of Sonic's old shoes that were gifted to them- the shoes are slightly weathered and worn from many adventures, but they're in decent condition nevertheless. They've also got a tooth gap.

Oh, and Maple just. straight up spawned, yeah. Kind of like Knuckles & the ME, Maple can talk to trees (and the trees'll talk back), and just appeared in this forest as a wolf cub, & the trees & animals & plants helped her survive ('accidentally dropped' fruits conveniently close to Maple, tree branches 'suddenly' got knocked out the way and over Maple when it was raining, etc etc. wolf child raised by the forest). Maple thinks talking to trees is completely normal- and, although looks like a wolf, isn't exactly one- going back to 'straight up spawned', Maple was born on a thunderous, loud rainy night under a full moon. They were born in a flash of bright green light, but have no memories of this. So, Maple's real species is technically unknown, but they seem to be a wolf.

(Also, credit to @khalewren for the 'created by the forest/forest raised Maple/flickies & animals helped raise Maple', ideas! Oh, and credit to Khale for Maple's name + tooth gap, too!)

Also, they were inspired by ctrl alt del comic edit and Mae from nitw!

#maple the wolf #sonic oc #sonic fankid #whispangle fankid #whispangle

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size-two-shrimp · 5 months

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New fic yippee!!

#not sure how to feel about this one because on one hand i really like the idea/premise but on the other i feel like i couldnt do it justice #anyway. have this

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jayswing101 · 2 years

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Jayswing101′s Guardian Bingo Masterlist

@guardianbingo card and badges made by @highlynerdy. Fest coordinators: @tehfanglyfish, highlynerdy, and @sasamelons.

One Fill – Longevity Dial

N1- Fic: [3+1] Did It Hurt?: 3 times Shen Wei asks Zhao Yunlan if it hurt when he fell from heaven, and 1 time Zhao Yunlan asks Shen Wei.

One Line (Any Direction) – Mountain-River Awl (N1-N5)

N4- Fic: Ohkwarikó:wa: The stars are visible one summer night, and Kunlun asks Shen Wei to tell him about the Bear Stars. (Onekwà:tara 1/4)

N2- Fic: Teiothahó:ken: Zhao Yunlan learns about the Bear Stars, and finds out why Shen Wei seems to care about bears so much. (Onekwà:tara 2/4)

N3- Fic: Ken’niwahkwaritá:’a: Weilan happily ever fluff with a side of bears. That's it. That's the fic. (Onekwà:tara 4/4)

N5- Art: Zhao Yunlan as Kunlun on a motorcycle.

Bonus Prompt (Five Bonus Fills) – Merit Brush

Tiger (February 2022)- Art: Cat Da Qing in a tiger costume

Birthday (April 2022)- Fic: Born to be Wild: Zhao Yunlan has no idea what to do for Shen Wei's birthday, so he asks Ye Zun for help. The result involves longer hair, old clothes, and a motorcycle.

Time Travel (May 2022)- Fic: All of these years you've been lonely: Ye Zun follows Zhao Yunlan and Shen Wei into the wormhole. It shows him what really happened on the cliff where gege abandoned him.

Dragon (June 2022)- Fic: Just A龙 For the Ride: A stranger with Shen Wei's face shows up at the SID, panics, accidentally sets off the hallows, and Zhao Yunlan gets yeeted 10,000 years to the distant past. He finds a tiny dragon that's not actually a dragon, somehow acquires a second dragon-that's-not-really-a-dragon, helps the stranger with Shen Wei's face deal with his trauma, finds some lost hallows, and then gets yeeted back to modern Haixing. It's... a lot, even for Zhao Yunlan. At least now he knows why Shen Wei and that not-Shen Wei kept calling him Kunlun.

Meeting Again (July 2022)- Fic: The ̶c̶a̶t̶ human came back: Da Qing is trying to have a nap when a curious human kitten starts petting him. Da Qing doesn't mind so much when he realises who the kitten is, or at least, who he will become.

Two Lines – Unlit Guardian Lantern (N1-N5 and I1-I5)

I3- Fic: The Best Laid Plans: Ye Zun introduces Shen Wei to the world of Tumblr in an attempt to scare him off the Internet. It doesn't work quite as planned, but it also works exactly as planned.

I5- Art: Illustrated gif of Shen Wei and Ye Zun with various “masks”

I2- Fic: Ctrl Alt Del (All your files): Wang Zheng volunteers to teach Shen Wei and Ye Zun how to use modern technology. It's not as easy as she expected it would be.

I4- Art: Watercolour of Shen Wei and Ye Zun walking off into the void wormhole of possibilities at the end of ep 40

I1- Fic: The Noodle Incident vol 2: Sweet Ramen Disasters: Zhao Yunlan stood in the corner in front of the microwave, a broken plate and a charred lemon on the floor just in front of him. He looked startled, but also guilty, like a child who’d been caught doing something he shouldn’t have.

“Zhao Yunlan,” Shen Wei said in the same tone he used for students he’d caught plagiarizing.

“Hi,” Zhao Yunlan answered.

Looking around the kitchen pointedly, Shen Wei calmly asked, “What are you doing?”

“Ah.” He scratches the back of his neck and ducks his head. “I, um, Imighthavesetalemononfire.”

Shen Wei blinks. Zhao Yunlan sighs, nudging the crispy lemon on the floor with the toe of his slipper.

“…I might have set a lemon on fire...” he mumbled.

O3- Art: Tiny dragon Shen Wei next to the Merit Brush for size comparison

Or, Zhao Yunlan is left unsupervised and attempts to cook again. It does not go well.

Card Blackout - Lit Guardian Lantern:

O4- Fic: Tsá:ta nihá:ti tehatinonniáhkhwa: The power goes out, and Shen Wei tells his little family another star story by candlelight. (Onekwà:tara 3/4)

G5- Art: Watercolour of Shen Wei’s pendant of pining

G2- Fic: Episode 33: Shen Wei Needs a Cat: When Lao Zhao returns from Dixing with a defeated-looking Shen Wei, Da Qing knows just what he needs to feel better. Shen jiaoshou needs a cat. He needs a cat to purr at him, and head-butt him, and Da Qing, King of Cats, is the best cat for the job.

B2- Fic: Episode 37: Almost Goodbye: When they return to the SID, Lao Li is lying on the floor. Da Qing isn't ready to say goodbye, and he can't help but hope he can be saved somehow.

B1- Art: Mixed Media portrait set of Zhao Yulan. Matches Shen Wei's portrait in B3.

B3- Art: Mixed Media portrait set of Shen Wei. Matches Zhao Yunlan's portrait in B1.

G3- Art: screencap redraw of Shen Wei and Ye Zun holding hands from their reconciliation scene at the end of ep 40.

B4- Fic: by ghosts or gods: As Kunlun walks away from him, Wéi can't help himself. He's a ghost, it's in his nature to be selfish.

He calls out Kunlun's name. When Kunlun turns back to face him, Wéi steals his soul.

O2- Fic: Cereal, Crocs, and Colossal Mistakes: Shen Wei should've known not to trust Zhao Yunlan when he said he wanted to go grocery shopping with him. Alas. He wanted to spend more time with his beloved and didn't think to question it. Shen Wei has to take drastic measures to save his sanity, but now, Dixing's fashion sense (and Shen Wei's dignity) are under threat instead, and it's all his own fault! If only he'd told Zhao Yunlan to stay home...

(AKA, the long-awaited Cereal Crocs fic)

G4- Fic: Fear's Purpose: Shen Wei hates how much people fear Heipaoshi, but the fear keeps Dixingren safe.

O1- Fic/Translation: 如影随形: 有一天山神碰见小鬼王。从此，小鬼王追随和效山神，如影随形。/如影随形 (rúyǐngsuíxíng): One day, a mountain god finds a little ghost king. From then on, the little ghost king follows the mountain god, like he's the god's little shadow.

B5- Art: Watercolour painting of the four Hallows.

O5- Fic: Forbidden Suit: Zhao Yunlan wants to do something special for Shen Wei to celebrate the anniversary of their first meeting. Well, Zhao Yunlan's first meeting, Shen Wei's first meeting post-dirt nap. Ye Zun's suggestion works a little too well (Zhao Yunlan has no complaints, Shen Wei is just jealous other people also saw what he was wearing)

G1- fanARTifact (modified hanfu cosplay): recreation of modern Heipaoshi’s cloak.

#guardian #guardianbingofest #masterlist #jaysart #jay writes

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quamorphor · 2 years

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dance Dance Revolution and Stephen King's IT. The story should use teaching kids to say no to drugs as a plot device!

The characters from It take drugs and dream that they play Dance Dance Revolution.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Friday the 13th and Star Trek. The story should use the future as a plot device!

Picard und Data meet Freddie Krueger. Of course only per Holodeck.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining My Little Pony and the Partridge Family. The story should use marriage as a plot device!

An AU of the Canterlot wedding, but this time Twilight travels to the human world to find the Partridge family and ask them to be the musical act.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Watamote and West Side Story. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!

Tomoko somehow ends up in the world of West Side Story, somebody opens a gate to hell and Doomguy appears. While Tomoko befriends Isabella from Animal Crossing, Doomguy fights the hordes of hell and the cast of West Side Story wonders what the hell is going on.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Powerpuff Girls and Romeo & Juliet. The story should use unclogging a toilet as a plot device!

The Powerpuff Girls end up in Romeo & Juliet and are underwhelmed, because their job requires them to unclog the toilet of the Capulets because the Montegues failed as plumbers. The narrator ends the fic with the words “What the fuck was the author smoking? This looked more like a job for Mario and Luigi.”

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Calvin & Hobbes and Sex and the City. The story should use getting sucked into the "real world" as a plot device!

Hilarity ensues when Calvin and Hobbes get sucked into Sex and the City.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Team Fortress 2 and Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. The story should use a journey to outer space as a plot device!

This sounds silly enough to be already done.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Ctrl+Alt+Del and Rosemary's Baby. The story should use cooking crystal meth as a plot device!

An AU of the Loss arc, where the girlfriend needs an exorcism and somebody cooks crystal meth as part of a completely unrelated Breaking Bad parody B-plot.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining PewDiePie and Captain America. The story should use eating too much guacamole as a plot device!

PewDiePie and Captain America eat too much guacamole. They hallucinate the events of “Civil War”.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Halo and Lucky Star. The story should use good characters becoming evil as a plot device!

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thebittahwizard · 3 years

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Random Fic Recommendation: A List of Stories that Prove that Literally Everyone Wrote Teen Wolf Better than Jeff Davis

It says a lot for the validity of this title that I’m making a goddamn sequel.

Part 1: Sterek |§| Part 2: Steter

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Devil of Mercy by KouriArashi

Explicit. AU. 82k words. Peter meets his mate, who seems to have nothing but mysteries behind his eyes.

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Explicit. Fashion AU. 43k words. Peter Hale is a rich, famous, fashion-designing werewolf. Stiles Stilinski is the poor shmuck who falls in love with him.

Goodbye to a World by mia6363

Mature. Time Travel AU. 15k words. Stiles travels back in time to save everyone he's ever loved from dying bloody. He falls for a certain Hale all over again.

Growing Up, Growing Strong by cywscross

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Spinning Gold by Elpie (Horribibble)

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The Unexpected Marriage of Peter Hale by moonstalker24

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Shameless Self-Promotion of Works That Are Still Better Than Jeff Davis' Scribbles

Everyone is King When There's No One Left to Pawn

Mature. Monster AU. 4k words. The one where Stiles is an old trickster, just not the one you're thinking of.

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#bittah wizard #teen wolf #fanfic #fanfiction #random recommendation #rec list #teen wolf fic rec #steter #peterstiles #stiles stilinski #peter hale

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shyanshippingsociety · 2 years

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Shyan Shipping Society Fic Promo - February 18 to March 3

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hey friends! we’re back with another fic promo post!

February 19

Read To Me by ouijaboy (futureboy) | E, 18K, complete

When acclaimed children’s author Shane Madej meets a long-suffering parent at one of his signings, he decides on a whim that he’d like to torture this man some more. As it turns out, both Ryan Bergara and his son are two infinitely entertaining human beings.

February 20

Lightheaded by wednesday_ukiru | E, 1K, complete

Shane’s eyes are half-closed, unfocused. He trusts Ryan in keeping him from falling down on the bench, but Ryan seems to have different plans. His fingers trace Shane’s mouth, catching the lower lip and tugging it down, exposing his teeth.

“What are you doing,” mumbles Shane.

“Did you actually get lightheaded from sucking on your fingers?”

“I’m not sure,” says Shane drunkenly. “Do you want to check?”

February 25

Show Us A Sign by ouijaboy (futureboy) | T, 2K, complete

Ryan’s found himself on his own after Brent drops out of Unsolved - and he’s got someone in mind to ask along on a ghost hunting trip. If they’ve all been sent out to the East Coast anyway, why not take his Deaf coworker on a spooky overnight to Martha’s Vineyard?

Deaf!Unsolved AU, borne entirely out of my love for sign.

Indoor Boys by idkspookystuff | T, 11K, on-going

A game of Mafia gets tense when Brent is killed off.

February 27

i'll pray you wanna get close to me by 2many2spirits (creature_from_the) | T, 3K, on-going

Five days in New Orleans and One in LA

Ctrl Alt Del by BittyBergara (Pennstram) | E, 5K, on-going

It takes a big man to own up to your mistakes. To admit that one mistyped phrase would lead you down a rabbit hole you knew existed but had, up to that point, steadfastly ignored. It takes an even bigger man to close out of the window, erase your history and forget everything you’d just read.

As it turns out, Shane Alexander Madej, is not the bigger man.

February 28

Watch Your Language by ouijaboy (futureboy) | T, 2K, on-going

“He’s deaf as hell, dude. Can’t hear so much as a squeak. You really didn’t know about Shane?”

Prequel to the Deaf!Unsolved AU. Ryan, fresh on the job, decides he wants to get to know one of the other newbies a little better - the only obstacle is that he doesn’t know any ASL.

March 2

Stars in Your Soul by Blue__Jay | M, 18K, on-going

Things go from complicated to dangerous, and Ryan's fixation on Shane's motivations only grows more intense with each interaction. After all, if you're going to make a deal with a demon, perhaps you should know them first, right?

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see you soon! ♡

#mod ve #shyan shipping society #fic promo #shyan #skeptic believer #watcher after dark #buzzfeed after dark #buzzfeed unclean

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suga-kookiemonster · 20 days

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ctrl alt delete is gonna be so fun, i can already tell 💯 thank you so much for sharing the teaser!!! i hope that life is slowing down enough for you to enjoy it, and that you enjoy the writing process as well!

ahhh, thank you, bb 😘😘 i hope life has been treating you well too. thank you so much for anticipating the fic!! hope to have for you soon 💜

#ask #fic: ctrl alt del

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celestialholz · 2 years

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Celestial Live-Reacts: STP 2.1, 'The Star Gazer'

(SPOILERS AHEAD, as you might imagine! Read down at your peril)

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- Uhm I'm sorry is this the opening to Ctrl+Alt+Del AND A Good Day to Die at the same time, HAVE YOU READ MY FICS CBS 👁👄👁

- This is a James Bond opening sequence

- He's so proud he knows Romulan, bless him ❤

- Oh, HE is dead! The more you know

- ... Yeahhhh, no. What *is* this romance nonsense? When has there EVER been anything between him and her?

- ... Awkward...

- Baby!card! 😍 All adventure and adorable

- "Why have you chosen to be alone?" "Idk queen not sure where my immortal husband's at rn"

- I love how English his mother is 😂❤ Really sticking with the theme there of being the most English French people ever. Also I love her and she's a girl boss 😍

- Earl grey, cold 🤣

- What *is* Laris talking about, that this has been building for a while? From WHERE exactly, pls explain

- THEY GAVE ELNOR A THING 🖖 Bless up, king ❤

- Hologram Rios! Seven! Beautiful folks everywhere 😍😍

- Is that the AGT phenomena?

- No synth ban; only progression

- Oh hey Agnes, it's once again hugely ambiguous to see you

- Soji's hangout is glorious, my god

- Rios is a captain again???? Like, an official one????? Bless him, he got over his shit 😍

- ... Anyone else forget that these two had sex?

- Sulu reference!

- 'Chancellor of the Academy', much wow

- "You two are so damn self-sufficient, happy to travel the stars..." 🤔🤔🤔

- Elnor has gone from confident young adult to overly tall child lmao

- "Live a little" 😂 I love him so much ❤

- Raffi/Picard friendship is gorgeous.

- Stargazer!

- 'Cigar in the captain's chair' is a VIBE 😍

- "Help us, Picard"????? ... Is that the fucking Continuum?

- BIG MOMMA G 😍 Welcome back Queeeeen ❤

- This bar music is a jam 😍

- "But you'll always be 'captain' to me" - amen ❤❤❤

- "With you pushing a century and me pushing several, I don't really think that at our age we should be reserving anything" 😂😂

- El-Aurians only age 'if they want to'? That's lore, kids

- Another beautiful male/female friendship! They can do it!

- "It's not as if I haven't loved before - I have, sometimes quite deeply." "But always with those that would only be temporary." "That's not entirely true -" "- So you'd never have to fear any of them taking root."

...

"The problem isn't time, it's you."

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"You've been on your own for nearly a century - why, what's holding you back?"

Okay so a. this is hilariously Qcard and b. a beautiful character piece ❤ Fascinated by whatever this is alluding to, too?

- Oh hello, Admiral Great-Hair 😍

- ... Are you trying to tell me that the Q want in to the Federation, what in god's name

- Picard @ Laris: aight imma head out babe 🖖

- Borg stuff?

- IT'S THE BORG. OHHHH. Never mind my dumbass theories then... they want to join the Federation? Are they sick of getting their arse handed to them by Janeway?

- Nice bit of looping back to the beginning

- "We wish for peace", they say, walking in like the cyber fuckparty from my most vivid vodka nightmares

- Doc Ockto-borg????? That's a new take...

- Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

- "We're out of options" - swear Rios says exactly that in Ctrl+Alt+Del, and Picard definitely blew himself up for Tapestry Day... and I had a bloody countdown... just call me Benjamin mes amis, I'm a prophet out here

- "Noooon, je ne regrette rieeeeen" 😂 Come on slut, get in the damn frame already 😍

- That was quite the flash... bit pissed off, are we mon dieu? Of all the men in the universe to kill, they have to kill yours huh?

- WELCOME BACK SLUT 😍😍😍😍👁👄👁

- "Oh dear, you're a bit older than I imagined - let me catch up." HAHAHAHA yes! Absolute perfection ❤❤😂 He de-aged just to age, that is phenomenal, and exactly what I wanted - just making a mockery of the whole concept

- "You've been talking a lot about second chances - well, my friend, welcome to very end of the road. Not. Taken." ... Fucking HELL 😍❤👁👄👁

Dear. Sweet. God ABOVE. What a fucking start lads 😍

Celestial rating: 7/10.

Relationships out of nowhere, some great leaps of time more or less waved away though still mostly nice to see, but a deeply fucking compelling narrative, and those last fifteen minutes? Wow.

... I have high hopes, dears...

#star trek picard spoilers #star trek picard 2.1 #jean-luc picard #q of the continuum #guinan #cristobál rios #agnes jurati #raffi musiker #soji #seven of nine #welcome baaaaack bitches 😍#celestial live-reacts #celestial reviews

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fanficlibraryposts · 3 years

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Larry Stylinson(1D) Fic Recs

sleeping on our problems by falsegoodnight

I’m in love with you, Louis thinks. He feels empty, weighed down by his sadness and the loss of Harry inside him just moments ago before his knot finally went down. There’s moments where he’s sure Harry feels the same. Like now, when he’s gazing down at Louis with so much adoration and tenderness. It’s like they’re both on the cusp of something more, but neither of them ever say a word. His confession is on the tip of his tongue ready to slide out like honey, and yet he remains silent. They both do, looking at each other and recognizing the reluctance mirrored in each other’s eyes. It’s then that Louis realizes they’re both scared.

Or Louis sleeps with Harry and they have more than just catching feelings to worry about.

*A/B/O au, so soft and fluffy with just a dash of angst*

Foolishly, Completely Falling by dea_liberty

"Now that he’s actually gone and done it, there seems to be no way of going back - no rinse and repeat, no ctrl+alt+del, no abort button, no help to be had. He’s fallen into a black hole and he cannot seem to find a way out. The black hole is also known as Tumblr. More specifically, it’s known as Tumblr’s Larry Stylinson tag."

OR: The one where Louis becomes a Larry shipper by accident.

Put It All On Me by LoadedGunn

"Yeah, yeah, give it to me, that's it, spread your legs a bit, there you go."

The camera follows Louis as he does. Maybe if the modelling thing doesn't work out, he could try the porn industry. Then again, he's a bit too stocky to be twinky and a bit too twinky to be anything else. He likes that about himself, though. Well, directors and photographers like that about him. He could pull off pretty and edgy, could do GQ in the morning and a perfume commercial in the afternoon. Right now he thinks he could pull off anything, because it's Harry fucking Styles directing him.

Or, a Top Model AU where Louis is accidentally there to make friends, not become Britain's Next Top Model. (Also Zayn is the supermodel host.)

Promises We Made by thekindofworld

Its been five years since Harry and Louis broke up; they were seventeen and nineteen and it was messy to say the least. Cue Louis, who is worked off his feet making clothes for celebrities, Harry dropping his debut album, Niall who likes to avoid his insecurities by dragging Louis on Holiday, Zayn and Perrie as Louis' right hand stylists, and Liam who wishes Harry would just tell him about his ex-boyfriends before he contacts them about working for him.

Its either going to be a disaster, or the perfect timing they've all been waiting for.

*I’ve been very into fashion au lately*

but me, i’m not a gamble by orphan_account

A Posh & Becks AU in which Harry is a star on the stage and Louis is a star on the pitch, but they're both inexplicably terrible at articulating their feelings. In the end, it only takes a season's worth of failed matchmaking schemes, platonic dinner dates, road trip holidays, and one very convenient David Beckham cameo for them to figure it all out. And if Niall knew all along? Well, he at least has the decency not to be too smug about it.

Boys Fall From the Sky by fookinloosah

Superheroes. America is full of them — complete with masks, nauseating pseudonyms, and neon spandex suits. There’s none of that nonsense in Britain, thank you very much…until Harry Styles’ X Factor audition takes an unexpected turn, and Britain’s first hero is born.

Also featuring Louis as a man of many masks, Zayn the rebel comic artist, Liam as Britain’s counter-attack to Justin Bieber, and Niall the trusty guitarist.

*I adore this fic, one my all time favorites*

The Last Something That Anything by jaded25

"You know my heart - so tell me honestly, did you ever really want this? So I’ll sing this song for every word that comes out wrong But I’ll be okay – is that what you want me to say?"

In the end, it's neither the fame or the pressure, nor Management or the constant hiding and denying that tears them apart. Or maybe it's a sum of all and so much more on top. In the end, it's Harry.

When Harry leaves the band - leaves Louis - to pursue his dreams of a solo career, he breaks much more than just One Direction. It's a gamble and a new start for each of the boys but while Harry walked away smiling, finally having got everything he apparently dreamt of, Louis is left to pick the pieces up.

Some hearts don't break even, some are simply shattered. So can you really learn to un-love someone?

*So deliciously angsty*

no pressure, no diamonds by karamelised

A life of crime means there is no nine to five, no white picket fence and definitely no happily ever after. In a life where lying gets you everywhere and stealing things becomes a sport, there is no place for romantic endings. Louis knows this, and so does Harry. Problem is, they're both wrong.

Louis is a thief, Harry a grifter. They are thrown together for a huge diamond heist in Paris, where their past soon catches up to them.

Blood Right by Evina1234

“Is that-him?” someone next to Louis asks. “Who else would dress in red if not for him today?” Beside Louis, Lady Camellia had her eyes locked on the one in red garbs, as same as many around them. Clearly this must be intended, or why dress in such a way today at first place? “My... He looks dashing." the first one licks her lips, eyes darkening in a laced lust. "Who would've known? Thought he'd be in chains, stuck in a dark dungeon." The other scoffs. “Have you been under a rock? He's the most privileged Lycan alive. The King's ward, some go so far as to call him his consort. It’s all hushed, but I have my sources.” she reveals like a dirty secret. In a world where the Vampires have taken over, Humans are just pawns in blood farms, Warlocks are extinct while the King has Lycans under his thumb - eliminating the threat of the lethal bite. The world is falling apart. Louis, nephew to the malistic Vampire King, lives away from it all in blessed ignorance until he gets dragged into the chessboard that traps him in front of a green eyed Prince who is bound to a miserable fate. Or where Louis wants to save Harold, the Prince of Lycans, when Louis' allies want him DEAD

*super intense, vampire au with political intrigue mixed in*

the one that leads me on through by colourexplosion

Louis was certain that he was done with his tenuous connection with fellow skater, Harry Styles. But then, you know, the universe throws a wrench in all that when Simon takes Harry on for the next season.

Or, an AU in which the members of one direction are actually figure skaters.

Disclaimer: The fanfiction above were not written by me for I am not nearly as creative. However, I am an avid reader and movie buff so these are some of my favorite fanfiction within the fandom. I politely ask that you read the tags attached the fanfiction beforehand so that you know what you are getting yourself into, there may be crossovers. If you don’t like it then don’t read it. In addition, I ask that there be no bashing, the fics are based on my preferences and what I like. Lastly, if there are any specific genre or fandom of fics you want me to get into let me know through my ask box.

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