#fifth base

[deanwasalwaysbi]

Supernatural everybody

On what other show would you see a mother devastated by the death of her son, then making butt sex jokes less than a minute later.

What's Bi is Bi and who knows

#fifth base #rowena macleod #rowena #spn is a show #dean was always bi #original content #there's no such thing as fifth base #what's bi is bi #Youtube

[unlikelypandahologram]

Who will win the fight for Optimus Prime's love? His canon girlfriend? His worst enemy who's tried to kill him multiple times?? His best friend??? The guy who screams a lot???? Place your bets now folks!!

(Commission for me by the very talented lextodrawstuff! Also, BONUS LMAO)

#for context: this is based on the fact that these are the top four characters shipped with op on ao3 lol #and optimus/reader is the fifth most popular pairing which is...lmfao #also this is a JOKE made for the laughs PLEASE do not use this to start actual ship discourse. i have nothing against self-inserts or ocs #transformers #maccadams #i'm not gonna tag all the characters so i'll just tag the ships #megop #oplita #optiratch #starop

[shiftythrifting]

i feel threatened

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #does the base of her hair look like.... no i shan't say #frozen #elsa #you're going to like this #toys #bootleg #5d light #entering the fifth dimension to try and figure out wtf is going on

[corallapis]

#fifth doctor #tegan jovanka #tegan x nyssa #doctor who #tales of the tardis #dwedit #dw #* #doctor who spoilers #tales of the tardis spoilers #60th anniversary spoilers #<- not really but i'm tryna cover my bases here okay #I LOVE THEM.

[sctumsempra]

this is so incredibly self indulgent but. hear me out

#severus snape #snape #pro snape #snape fanart #procreate #sketch #barista!snape #my new obsession. it just makes so much sense #i don’t think he’d be a manager. my guy is over responsibility #would roll up to his fifth closing shift of the week and pray there was someone on register so he didn’t have to talk for a few hours #‘what do you recommend?’ bluescreens with the most customer service inappropriate look on his face #ignores the work group chat like the plague but if you text him he will cover your shift every time without fail #actually owns ten of the same black turtleneck and two pairs of black jeans and will not wear anything else #may or may not be based on real events

[originalartblog]

what's the point of learning a new skill if I'm not going to be silly with it!!

based on @sensitiveheartless' Skk Howl's Moving Castle AU and the little fish Chuuya embroidered on Dazai's shirts! 🐟

#i based it off senhart's design! #i have an overabundance of blue thread i had to #this is literally the fifth thing i've embroidered and the second attempt at doing the fish justice we don't talk about the first one skdjh #since i'm just starting out i'm using an old shirt that had paint stains on it to practice so it IS on a sleeve #bsd #skk #bsd fanfic #nawy's crafts #i don't have anything to tag there's nothing here

[nikki-tine]

Emerging from the depths to bring y'all sketches!!

Half of these are for other people (mutuals/new friends!!)! Unsure if the friend in the second one (Twilight) has a tumblr, but I know @xsunnysoftx and @homunculuslover both have one! (Sorry for the ping you two! Just covering my bases!)

The third one in particular, since it may be unclear is Arte but styled after my own Sun and Moon (If you want to see Cesar and Marius you can look through my blog's art tag - I'm too tired to link to the page again rn lol)!

#art #fanart #sketches #fan sketch #homunculuslover #xsunnysoftx #twilight inari #(tagging the last one in case) #Dr. Kia Lockhart #Kia Lockhart #Arte #Twilight #sfw tickling #sfw tickle #sfw tickling community #sfw tickle community #skeleton monster #animatronic #(tagging as Arte normally is one) #Kitsune #Harvest Goddess #(the fifth one. based on a third eye vision quest I had in recent weeks) #Niko Spirata #Sona #Masc!sona #Masc!Niko #tickling art #tickle art

[polutrope]

I think about this passage and footnote from the Shibboleth of Fëanor a lot.

[Fëanor] himself perished too early in the war against Morgoth, largely because of his recklessnes, to do more than note the differences between the dialects of North Sindarin (which was the only one he had time to learn) and the Western[22]. 22 His sons were too preoccupied in war and feuds to pay attention to such matters, save Maglor who was a poet, and Curufin, his fourth and favourite son to whom he gave his own name; but Curufin was most interested in the alien language of the Dwarves, being the only one of the Noldor to win their friendship. It was from him that the loremasters obtained such knowledge as they could of the Khuzdul.

#feanor #maglor #curufin #quotes #there is just SO MUCH going on here #I can imagine a whole novelette based on this passage #fourth son fifth son who knows

[askblueandviolet]

Ask Box is opened!!!

Gee, look at these two. You could almost assume that they are a happy couple. Shame it's very far from that though LMAO. These two are still disasters but hey they haven't killed each other yet so many they still stand a chance to make things better. Things have actually, already got better.

I have decided to do the same thing I did last week, but I strive to keep it open for 24hrs this time, because since there will be no chapter next week I have no deadline! HORRAY!!! So ask whatever you want, I'll close the box tomorrow.

I will say now though that this will be the last time I open the box until the new fic is out! Because, erm, I need a break XDDDDD. I mean it MIGHT open again depending on how I'm feeling in the future but for now, this is the plan :)))). So get in those asks, this is your only chance XDDDD. Thanks for everything guys, and as always, have fun!

Update: Ask Box is closed! I will start answering them tomorrow :))))

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#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lmk fanart #lmk mayor #monkie kid mayor #blue and violet #monkie kid macaque #lmk macaque #if any of you recall the Mayor's outfit is a reference to one of the earlier asks in the ask blog! #someone had asked what the Mayor likes to wear and this was one of the outfits I drew #i just thought this outfit was too nice to just use once haha #and yes Macaque's outfit is based on the LMK fifth anniversary Lego set #except he doesn't have any of his painting equipment #and he has sunglasses #these gay legos make me sick #look at them... cuddling... oughhh

[zetadraconis11]

HL Incorrect Quote #64

*after Divination class*

MC: I don't understand what's wrong with what you saw in my tea cup.

Natty: Well, the Grim is a very foreboding-

Sebastian, coming up to them: Did someone say "Grim"? Who got the Grim?

Natty: MC did.

Sebastian: WHAT?

MC: It's not that big of a deal!

Ominis, sighing: No, it is. I suppose I shall start arranging your funeral.

MC: Oh, come on! I'm not worried about some Grim.

Sebastian: You should be! This is horrible! We need to set up a watch to look after you, maybe some protection wards-

MC: It's not like this Grim is going to come after me!

Ominis: What makes you so sure?

MC, pulling out distinct mongrel furs from inventory bag: Because I already killed this "Grim"?

Natty, Ominis, and Sebastian:

Sebastian: I am impressed and also worried about the situations you keep getting yourself into.

#Based on the infamous foe known as “the grim” #mc is just flexing on their body count #mc doesn't fear death not even the grim #sebastian would also panic and fret over mc especially after fifth year #I don't see it any other way #mc has been through so much they're not fazed by anything #hogwarts mc #natsai onai #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes

[gay-mormon-wizard]

starting Harrow The Ninth and this beginning chant hits different after reading the first one. can't believe Harrow and Gideon never even kissed

#first base is trying to kill each other #second base is trying to drown each other in a pool #third base is fusing your souls together #fourth base is vowing to always be one #fifth base is dying together #sixth base is confessing your love after ten thousand years of fusion #the locked tomb

[housewifebuck]

literally cannot stop thinking about buck cooking dinner for his boys in 6x01. they’re so fucking domestic

#what base is stay at home dinner dates with their son. fifth? #buddie #🪐 #the way they look at each other in that entire scene is just. I’m so #I’m gonna be sick I fear #they’re so in love #and no offense but I know damn well buck ain’t putting his napkin in his lap unless he thinks he’s on a date 💀🫵🏻

[mirrorworldclemont]

thinking about tuck everlasting. the book, the movies, the musical. . . all of it. it's such a story

#tuck everlasting #it might also just be because in fifth grade my class put on a play based 1:1 directly on the book

[doctorwhoisadhd]

first base mutuals on tumblr dpt com second base joining ur discord server about fucking the time machine third base booping fourth base hand job.

#ari opinion hour #fifth base... no i shant say #<- wow. blaseball ass thing to say btw.

[gallifreyanhotfive]

Assigning each Doctor a flower

Based purely on my opinion and vibes. I know nothing about flower language, etc, so behold the nonsensical fuckery that is about to commence (though for some it should be obvious why I chose that particular flower).

1st Doctor - Black Eyed Susan

2nd Doctor - Aster

3rd Doctor - Daffodil

4th Doctor - Kangaroo Paw

5th Doctor - Cherry Blossoms

6th Doctor - This Thing

7th Doctor - Foxglove

8th Doctor - Hollyhock

War Doctor - Pitcher Plant

9th Doctor - Rose

To be continued because I can't add more pictures....

#doctor who #classic who #new who #first doctor #second doctor #third doctor #fourth doctor #fifth doctor #sixth doctor #seventh doctor #eighth doctor #war doctor #ninth doctor #flowers #dw #the doctor #based on my opinion #and the vibes #so basically: done by an idiot #who is like ooooo pretty flowerrrr

[forkpigeon3146]

because yes, patroclus would follow him anywhere he went, he would always find him, the same way achilles had found him when they were young

maybe if he had been a stronger man, he would have said no, would have begged achilles to not go, or refused to follow achilles to the place he was destined to fall

but patroclus was a boy who had never been known for his strength, and so he said yes

#wrote this based off the one scene in the song of achilles #(SPOILERS) #where patroclus agrees to follow achilles to the place where his lover was destined to die #how young they were breaks me like??? #imagine being 16 having just found the person you want to spend the rest of your life with and you get told he's going to die??? #crying. #the song of achilles #poetry #spilled thoughts #my thoughts #spilled ink #poem #eighty fifth post